Bartimaeus is always dressing for the seasons. When he changes his attire, I know that the weather is about to alter abruptly.

Here he is during the colder months (Bartimaeus has asked for a scarf on numerous occasions, but after we investigated the possibilities, Bartimaeus and I decided that he has no real use for one, i.e., no neck):


Below is Bartimaeus in the warmer months (he’s just recently changed):


Bartimaeus wears many outfits throughout the year, but these two are the most common.


9 Responses to “Bartimaeus”

  1. 1 Hazy September 19, 2013 at 15:19

    Bartimaeus is one fashionable porcine. My ninja cat only likes to wear his ninja outfit all year long.

    • 2 Professor VJ Duke September 19, 2013 at 17:49

      :lol: Yes, he is! You have a ninja cat? I have to see it!

      • 3 Hazy September 20, 2013 at 14:39

        I hope to see more of fashionably adorable Bartimaeus! (may I call him Barty? or will he hate me for if I did?)

        Yes, I do, Weatherly is his name. :) An odd name for a ninja kitty, but he likes it. He’d be very glad to meet the professor! I’ll ask him to make an appearance sometime.

      • 4 Professor VJ Duke September 20, 2013 at 14:42

        Really? If you’re serious, then… Oh, he won’t mind at all!

        I love the name! Weatherly. Oh yes, please do!

  2. 5 ladycheetah7 June 20, 2013 at 22:58

    This made my day. I should have known…

    • 6 Professor VJ Duke June 21, 2013 at 01:23

      That’s great. What should you have known? Just curious.

      • 7 ladycheetah7 June 21, 2013 at 01:27

        Don’t laugh…a picture of bartimeaus from the bible

      • 8 Professor VJ Duke June 21, 2013 at 15:52

        I would have thought the exact same thing!!!

      • 9 Professor VJ Duke June 21, 2013 at 15:52

        Before the pig, he was the only one I knew of too!

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