Dear Professor,

Just wanted to let you know that summer maintenance is officially over. I’m having a relatively good time. The Iced Tea is good, the chicken salad is tasty, but the Toads are most annoying. They are constantly trying to ruin the pristine water feature.


toad (Photo credit: delgrosso)

Please write if you have any suggestions for getting rid of them.

Yours truly,

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2 Responses to “Bartimaeus”

  1. 1 deanthefish May 3, 2013 at 13:08

    Pour salt on ’em. That’d do it!

    • 2 Professor VJ Duke May 3, 2013 at 17:29

      That’s quite an interesting idea, deanthefish.

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