What Can I Say?

I apologize. But today, my blog went through such drastic changes that it’s wondering if it’s still a blog. A new Blogging Schedule will commence with vigor next week. However, today, I’ll post a Punchy Proverb so you don’t feel slighted–or cheated.

Punchy Proverb:

Sympathy is not a manifestation of caring, but rather undesired considerations by persons who couldn’t care less.

Yeah, I thought that was a bit harsh too. Sometimes that ancient book is devoid of all emotion or human feeling. (The Punchy Proverbs are not my own. Their origins are found…here.) I think we can conclude that V. Shnodgrate must have been a bitter person. Of course, though, there may be a bit of truth to that proverb. But I just can’t put my finger on it.

Any thoughts?

~ Prof VJ

P.S. This is a picture of my cat. He’s great–even if he’s otherworldly. His name is Robespierre, or Bob.



12 Responses to “What Can I Say?”

  1. 1 deanthefish June 5, 2013 at 18:43

    Wow. Fish here are truly hated, or perhaps eaten by the cat before they can get out… to see the shark, copy and paste then space the bottom row forward until the fin and teeth are aligned. (The periods were my attempt at forcing it to space appropriately).


    • 2 Professor VJ Duke June 5, 2013 at 19:34

      I see the shark! How about you, seeker?

  2. 3 deanthefish June 5, 2013 at 18:41

    THat was supposed to be a shark… once again, I suppose, too complicated. However more successful than the fish.

    Try one more sort:


  3. 4 deanthefish June 5, 2013 at 18:38

    )\ ––^–– .–
    ……….< ''''

  4. 5 deanthefish June 5, 2013 at 18:36

    )\ ––^–– .–
    < ''''

  5. 6 deanthefish June 4, 2013 at 15:24

    THis blasted site is obviously not conducive to fish. I’ll swim downstream….

    • 7 Professor VJ Duke June 5, 2013 at 14:27

      This site is not blasted, young man (or fish). Why don’t you try just one more time?

  6. 8 seeker May 31, 2013 at 14:50


    • 9 deanthefish June 4, 2013 at 15:16

      That’s a nice emoticon, though I (permit me here, to be disagreeable) prefer fish to cats.


      • 10 deanthefish June 4, 2013 at 15:17

        Let’s try that again:

      • 11 seeker June 5, 2013 at 02:47

        show me how to use a fish emoticon. I promise I won’t eat you. :P

      • 12 Professor VJ Duke June 5, 2013 at 14:27

        It appears he was having some trouble. You’re not scaring him off, are you seeker?

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1. Dadblameit.
2. Humdinger
3. Chickit
4. Chicky-woot-woot
5. Malediction
6. Rapscallion
7. Gardoobled
8. Congratulilolations
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10. Gargonic
11. Two and Five Gurgles
12. Rats and a Heifer
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