(1) The only problem with the perfect is that there is no problem.
(2) Maintain a good opinion of everyone. That way, you won’t betray your true feelings in public.
(3) Sunglasses block the sun out, but that doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist.
~ Punchy Proverbs for the Week
#3 was particularly odd to me. It was favored by Symphonist Sepperl (renowned composer in the Punchy Lands), which means it definitely is weird. It greatly confuses this professor. What are your thoughts?
And please, pick a favorite!