From the professor’s Life: He Knows How to Make Decisions

We were walking down the avenue discussing vexing things.

That is, Mr. Tee (a good friend of the professor’s) and this professor were.

I was being my usual professorish self, and Mr. Tee was being his normal vexing self. I’m not sure how we got on the topic, but we were talking about the art of how to make decisions quickly.

“You see,” I was saying, “this professor knows how to make up his mind on the spot. There’s usually no hesitation or dread. I just do it. Quick as a professorish professor.”

“You do?” Mr. Tee questioned.

“I was born with the ability.”

“At times, you’re strange.”

We continued on, down the avenue when, suddenly, we were stopped by a young girl.

“Sir,” she said to me, “do you have a moment?”

The professor answered in the affirmative.

Mr. Tee smiled, seemingly interested himself.

“Well, I need you to tell me which of these two pictures scares you the most. This is for a debate. I’m trying to say that sea creatures are scarier than land creatures. What do you think?”

The girl then proceeded to show this professor two photos–which were close to these:

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“Which is scarier?” she asked.

“Well…”

“I’m in a bit of a hurry,” the girl added.

“Well–”

“Get on with it,” my friend said, “remember your gift.”

“Well–”

“Would it be the silhouette of the shark or the bears that scare you the most?” the girl asked.

“Well–”

“Come on, P. VJ.” Mr. Tee was smiling.

Desperation had finally set in. “Dadblameit, can I have a moment to say what I think?!”

That fetched them. Both became perfectly quiet.

“Now, you see,” I began, “bears are scary creatures because of their size and irascibility. Sharks, on the other hand, especially those who only show their silhouettes, are scary because of their dumbness and sharp teeth. So I would say, fear whichever one is angrier at the moment.”

“Thanks for nothing.” The girl left.

“See?” I said, turning to Mr. Tee, “some people just can’t make decisions on their own. They have to ask others to help them. Never be that way, Mr. Tee.”

Mr. Tee nodded approvingly.

 

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154 Responses to “From the professor’s Life: He Knows How to Make Decisions”


  1. 1 Brenda November 11, 2013 at 16:59

    I would think the bear or shark would be scarier depending whether you are on land or in the sea. :-)

    • 2 Professor VJ Duke November 11, 2013 at 18:41

      I suppose so, but would you be more scared in the ocean with a shark or on land with a bear?

      • 3 Brenda November 11, 2013 at 19:43

        After seeing Jaws, definitely my true terror is reserved for the great white. If ever I am killed by a bear, I perhaps change my mind.

      • 4 Professor VJ Duke November 11, 2013 at 20:22

        The professor too! :lol: But won’t it be too late?

      • 5 Brenda November 11, 2013 at 20:29

        Well, you can put on my tombstone: Misled by Hollywood, she should have feared the bear. Rest in Pieces. LOL

      • 6 Professor VJ Duke November 11, 2013 at 23:02

        :lol: :lol: Haha! That is awesome!!!

  2. 7 Anja November 8, 2013 at 09:11

    Water creatures are creepy!!! Also….you always ask us questions here and seek questions from us….

    • 8 Professor VJ Duke November 8, 2013 at 13:08

      They are! Yes, isn’t that interesting? How do you suppose the professor looks?

      • 9 Anja November 8, 2013 at 18:00

        You want me to guess what you look like? Hmmmm I would have to think about that.

      • 10 Professor VJ Duke November 8, 2013 at 19:51

        Oh yes, do think about it…

      • 11 Anja November 8, 2013 at 19:59

        And how do I know if I guess correctly

      • 12 Professor VJ Duke November 8, 2013 at 20:24

        Well, since you sort my mind, you’ll know.

      • 13 Anja November 8, 2013 at 22:04

        Now you are just making up answers

      • 14 Professor VJ Duke November 8, 2013 at 22:55

        I’ll tell you if you’re right. How’s that?

      • 15 Anja November 8, 2013 at 22:59

        Ugh….how can I refuse that…..this will be difficult. Between reading and hearing…my synethesia will probably create something not professorish.

      • 16 Professor VJ Duke November 8, 2013 at 23:26

        This will be interesting! (Is the next story coming soon, btw?)

      • 17 Anja November 8, 2013 at 23:27

        May be scary. (Yes. Sorry illness and just super tiredness has caused delay. It’s all in my head…just need to get it out properly)

      • 18 Professor VJ Duke November 8, 2013 at 23:29

        Ooo, how scary? (No problem, it’s the professor’s job to bother.)

      • 19 Anja November 8, 2013 at 23:32

        Scary to see if I have esp or fortune telling skills. (Not bothering me at all)

      • 20 Professor VJ Duke November 8, 2013 at 23:33

        It will be neat! But we must keep it a secret. ( :D )

      • 21 Anja November 8, 2013 at 23:34

        Only a secret if I get it right ;)

      • 22 Professor VJ Duke November 9, 2013 at 20:55

        :D Okay, then!

      • 23 Anja November 9, 2013 at 21:44

        I need to work on this huh? lol

      • 24 Professor VJ Duke November 9, 2013 at 22:18

        Well, since it could get scary, we can skip it.

      • 25 Anja November 9, 2013 at 22:20

        Nope…I will figure it out.

      • 26 Professor VJ Duke November 9, 2013 at 22:23

        Dear oh dear dear me.

      • 27 Anja November 9, 2013 at 22:24

        Nervous?

      • 28 Professor VJ Duke November 9, 2013 at 22:26

        Shouldn’t I be?

      • 29 Anja November 9, 2013 at 22:26

        Will this be like opening Pandora’s box?

      • 30 Professor VJ Duke November 9, 2013 at 22:28

        Scarier!

      • 31 Anja November 9, 2013 at 22:28

        What will happen if I guess correctly? The universe will fold in on itself?

      • 32 Professor VJ Duke November 9, 2013 at 22:29

        The professor will lie.

      • 33 Anja November 9, 2013 at 22:30

        That is not nice. NOT NICE

      • 34 Professor VJ Duke November 9, 2013 at 22:32

        True…but…

      • 35 Anja November 9, 2013 at 22:33

        That was not the deal….

      • 36 Professor VJ Duke November 9, 2013 at 22:34

        Well, this could get horrid!

      • 37 Anja November 9, 2013 at 22:35

        Why?!?!?!?!?!?!

      • 38 Professor VJ Duke November 9, 2013 at 22:36

        The professor is an enigma.

      • 39 Anja November 9, 2013 at 22:37

        to himself

      • 40 Professor VJ Duke November 9, 2013 at 22:38

        :lol: Not really, the professor is in cahoots with himself, though.

      • 41 Anja November 9, 2013 at 22:39

        That is a good alliance

      • 42 Professor VJ Duke November 9, 2013 at 22:40

        It is!

      • 43 Anja November 9, 2013 at 22:40

        Kinda lonley

      • 44 Professor VJ Duke November 9, 2013 at 22:43

        But very professorish.

      • 45 Anja November 9, 2013 at 22:43

        but still lonely

      • 46 Professor VJ Duke November 9, 2013 at 22:44

        But :cool:

      • 47 Anja November 9, 2013 at 22:46

        ha…no

      • 48 Professor VJ Duke November 9, 2013 at 22:48

        He is!

      • 49 Anja November 9, 2013 at 22:48

        O_O

      • 50 Professor VJ Duke November 9, 2013 at 22:54

        Well, he is!

      • 51 Anja November 9, 2013 at 22:55

        So you think

      • 52 Professor VJ Duke November 9, 2013 at 22:56

        Everyone knows the professor is :cool: dadblameit!

      • 53 Anja November 9, 2013 at 22:57

        If you say so :)

      • 54 Professor VJ Duke November 9, 2013 at 22:58

        That’s better. Makes the professor feel good, too.

      • 55 Anja November 9, 2013 at 22:59

        As you wish lol

      • 56 Professor VJ Duke November 9, 2013 at 23:01

        Okay, Wesley.

      • 57 Anja November 9, 2013 at 23:02

        hahahahahaha Bravo

      • 58 Professor VJ Duke November 9, 2013 at 23:05

        :lol:

      • 59 Anja November 9, 2013 at 23:06

        Now I feel like watching that movie.

      • 60 Professor VJ Duke November 9, 2013 at 23:08

        The giant rodent is the best part.

      • 61 Anja November 9, 2013 at 23:10

        I love the whole drinking poison scene

      • 62 Professor VJ Duke November 9, 2013 at 23:13

        That is a great part.

      • 63 Anja November 9, 2013 at 23:15

        It is one of the best. :)

      • 64 Professor VJ Duke November 9, 2013 at 23:17

        It is :cool:

  3. 65 eadavisblog November 7, 2013 at 22:23

    I personally would have said, that depends on whether i am on land or in the sea. :-)

    • 66 Professor VJ Duke November 8, 2013 at 00:04

      Yeah! Why didn’t the professor think of that? It’s this dadblame mind, I tell you.

      • 67 eadavisblog November 8, 2013 at 01:38

        Yeah, im just a smartass like that sometimes

      • 68 Professor VJ Duke November 8, 2013 at 13:04

        I do think the girl could have used a smack, you know.

      • 69 eadavisblog November 8, 2013 at 14:39

        Hahaha yes i agree

      • 70 Professor VJ Duke November 8, 2013 at 16:11

        :D (Did you check out the PL vid today?)

      • 71 eadavisblog November 8, 2013 at 16:34

        I did not, i will do that

      • 72 Professor VJ Duke November 8, 2013 at 19:46

        Great!

  4. 73 The Dancing Rider November 7, 2013 at 22:02

    Oh, I do love the Professor’s response. It was perfect! :)

    • 74 Professor VJ Duke November 8, 2013 at 00:04

      Thank you, DR! I thought it was rather spicy.

  5. 75 Jazzy Couldren November 7, 2013 at 21:25

    Hey’s i’s like those teddy bears up there. They look cuddly.

    • 76 Professor VJ Duke November 7, 2013 at 21:45

      It makes sense that you’d consider a Grizzly your teddybear.

  6. 77 Nancy Loderick November 7, 2013 at 20:57

    Hey Professor,

    Those sharks sure are scary! Easy decision :)

    Nancy

    • 78 Professor VJ Duke November 7, 2013 at 21:45

      Interesting! So you’d go with the sharks. They definitely keep the professor out.

  7. 79 sonya solomonovich November 7, 2013 at 20:42

    Sharks are definitely scary, but then I have seen a video of a guy swimming with hammerhead sharks in the wild, and the sharks being quite meek and cooperative. You hardly ever see bears being that meek. On the other hand, not all of us are shark whisperers… Dadblameit, this question is impossible!

    Have you ever seen this film, professor? Quite scary! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6dB81qLyAI

    • 80 Professor VJ Duke November 7, 2013 at 21:44

      It is quite impossible, dadblameit! The professor has seen a guy put his whole head into his pet Grizzly’s mouth before. It was scary.

      Just watched it! That guy is brave. A Swashbuckler?

      • 81 sonya solomonovich November 7, 2013 at 21:50

        More like a Tarzan. And he’s definitely manly… maybe he’s friends with Manly Man.

      • 82 Professor VJ Duke November 7, 2013 at 21:51

        I’ll have to ask MM. Maybe MM trained him?

      • 83 sonya solomonovich November 7, 2013 at 21:59

        Haha that makes me think MM could open his own school and daycare center and compete with DS! He could teach the children to wrestle with bears and swim with sharks :D

      • 84 Professor VJ Duke November 8, 2013 at 00:03

        :lol: :lol: Great idea, but DS wouldn’t take it too well, would he?

  8. 85 Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister November 7, 2013 at 20:21

    Oh a walk with the professor! How exciting!!! :D Mr. Tee is very fortunate to have you as a walking buddy.

    Now, as I recall you were recently vexed on which reed to purchase…seems you can have a hard time making decisions.

    The question the little girl asked is quite easy to answer, Duke. For me, the bears are the obvious answer. Let me tell you why. I wouldn’t ever put myself in the area of those sharks, so I have no reason to fear them. Unfortunately, I enjoy the woods, so the bears will forever be a concern.

    It seems you can imagine yourself near either animal, so you would have a hard time choosing.

    • 86 Professor VJ Duke November 7, 2013 at 21:42

      Wouldn’t it rather be scary? Would you want to walk with the professor?

      Hmm…you’re not supposed to remember that. :lol:

      That’s true, Aud. Perhaps bears are scarier than sharks. Oh no, the professor would likely be in the woods too. I’m not exactly a swimmer.

      • 87 Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister November 8, 2013 at 04:57

        Scary? Well, that depends on what you’d want to talk about. Yes, I think it would be nice to see where you walk, Duke. I’d say plumbtastic! I think you would be disappointed though, it could be like walking with Mr. Tee. I can become vexed, as well.

        I never forget, plus it was just the other day. Ha!

        But then again, I’m not putting myself in a deep ocean, so maybe it is the shark after all. Now I’m vexed!! Not exactly…what does that mean? :D

      • 88 Professor VJ Duke November 8, 2013 at 13:07

        Oh, I’m sure your much better to walk with than Mr. Tee. I suppose the professor usually walks his property. And it is plumtastic! (Great word, btw.)

        :lol: The professorish mind is always embarrassing the professor.

        Sometimes it’s nice to be vexed, you know. Well, I wouldn’t be able to swim for a mile.

      • 89 Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister November 8, 2013 at 13:16

        I would like to think that I am a good walking companion. I have lots of questions, too. So it would be along walk. Bring your water or Dr. Pepper!

        The professorish mind is really something.

        A mile seems plenty! :D

      • 90 Professor VJ Duke November 8, 2013 at 13:27

        Lots of questions for the professor? The professor loves Dr. Pepper!

        Sadly, yes.

        :D

      • 91 Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister November 8, 2013 at 15:13

        Yes, lots. :lol:

      • 92 Professor VJ Duke November 8, 2013 at 16:12

        Oh dear. Some PLFM’s would like to interview the professor, I bet.

      • 93 Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister November 8, 2013 at 16:39

        Oh I am sure they would. You have many fans, professor!

      • 94 Professor VJ Duke November 8, 2013 at 19:47

        The professor’s got a great PLF!

  9. 95 Painting Pundit November 7, 2013 at 20:20

    A Catch 22. If you had said shark, she would have said why that was wrong. Same with the bear. Perhaps, the professor has out-foxed the questioner. Is a fox scary? Maybe that was choice number three. I cannot see the cuteness in a bear. And they smell bad too!

    • 96 Professor VJ Duke November 7, 2013 at 21:40

      I knew she was a beast! But the professor is wily, wouldn’t you say so?

      Foxes… Hmm… No, I think they’re sweet. How about you?

      :lol: All they need is some perfume, I’d imagine…

      • 97 Painting Pundit November 7, 2013 at 21:49

        Wily like a fox
        Quite a lot of perfume needed for those big beasts!

      • 98 Professor VJ Duke November 7, 2013 at 21:50

        But isn’t the professor sweet?

        :lol: We’ll make it cheap, then.

      • 99 Painting Pundit November 7, 2013 at 21:52

        Undoubtedly!

      • 100 Professor VJ Duke November 7, 2013 at 21:55

        :D The professor is honored!

  10. 101 Jackie November 7, 2013 at 19:33

    Good answer Professor! 8-)

    • 102 Professor VJ Duke November 7, 2013 at 19:46

      Thank you! It was definitely the professorish answer, for sure! (I do thinks sharks are scarier, though. The professor is fascinated with bears.)

      • 103 Jackie November 7, 2013 at 20:03

        Truth be told I’m more scared of the person holding the camera then I am of the wild animals.

      • 104 Professor VJ Duke November 7, 2013 at 20:14

        Haha! Yes, the animals usually mind their business!

      • 105 Jackie November 7, 2013 at 20:43

        Indeed!

      • 106 Professor VJ Duke November 7, 2013 at 21:45

        :cool:

  11. 107 Debbie November 7, 2013 at 19:03

    You might want to rethink your answer, sir. Bears actually kill more people in a year than sharks do. Not only that, but bears inhabit land while sharks live in the water — and most people *live* on land, so they’re more accessible. Still, I think perhaps her photo of the sharks was scarier because they’re sort of filmy, whereas the bears are front and center. And really, who among us wants to tangle with either species?!

    • 108 Professor VJ Duke November 7, 2013 at 19:44

      Definitely not the professor! I do think you’re very right. But, don’t bears look sweet? Sharks are just downright wicked looking!

      • 109 Debbie November 7, 2013 at 20:03

        Baby bears are darling — angry daddy or mama bears? Not so much!

      • 110 Professor VJ Duke November 7, 2013 at 20:14

        They are darling! Oh well, I suppose you’re right. The professor would like to own a few Grizzlies.

  12. 111 MissTiffany November 7, 2013 at 17:34

    I would have told her that creatures under the sea were scarier. Not necessarily sharks, but all the unknown things that live in the dark water. We don’t know everything that’s down there, you know. Who knows what could be lurking there.

    • 112 Professor VJ Duke November 7, 2013 at 18:43

      A shuddering professor! Perhaps, there’s a huge, vicious monster. It’s neat to think on. But I’m sure the young woman would have complained with your answer as well! She was vicious herself!

      • 113 MissTiffany November 7, 2013 at 19:20

        Perhaps there is. Just like Godzilla…
        She sounds like she needs a smack.

      • 114 Professor VJ Duke November 7, 2013 at 19:46

        Haha, yes, just like. Though I think he’s sweet overall.

        But the professor couldn’t hit her. Miss Tiffany could though…

      • 115 MissTiffany November 8, 2013 at 13:47

        Perhaps he is.

        No, that wouldn’t be very gentlemanly. But I could, you’re right. I would have Nova do it.

      • 116 Professor VJ Duke November 8, 2013 at 16:10

        Yes, that’s it! And you know, Grimace could too…

      • 117 MissTiffany November 8, 2013 at 16:54

        Indeed he could.

      • 118 Professor VJ Duke November 8, 2013 at 19:49

        It’s so convenient being bad.

  13. 119 deanthefish November 7, 2013 at 16:59

    I appreciate the witty point: make your own decisions. Don’t worry about other peoples’.

    • 120 Professor VJ Duke November 7, 2013 at 17:02

      Thank you, Mr. Fish. You know, the professor isn’t too surprised that you liked that part.

  14. 121 krugthethinker November 7, 2013 at 16:37

    Hahaha! I would have answered the same, I think. But I would have had to think about it longer! I can’t help but think that sharks are not very scary if you are not in the water, but bears can roam the whole wide world and turn up in your backyard. And that is scary!

    • 122 Professor VJ Duke November 7, 2013 at 16:54

      Very good point! I think sharks are probably duller as well. But then again, don’t bears look sweet?

  15. 123 Hazy November 7, 2013 at 16:13

    A reasonable answer indeed, professor! I’m surprised the girl thanked you for nothing.

    I think they’re both scary! I say stay away from shark-infested waters and places with angry (and hungry) bears, so that the problem “which is scarier” wouldn’t be a problem.

    Cockroaches scare me, especially when they decide to fly. And mosquitoes are terribly vexing! Those dadblamed little buggers gave me dengue once, so Weatherly and I have waged war on them.

    • 124 Professor VJ Duke November 7, 2013 at 16:54

      Thank you, Hazy. Yes, that was quite mean, wasn’t it? She should be able to make important decisions like that on her own, dadblameit!

      :lol: A very wise conclusion, but…Weatherly, I’m sure, isn’t scared of either.

      Do they fly? The professor should have known this. How creepy! The professor has just declared war on them, too, for Hazy’s sake. We shall destroy the dadblame beasts!

      • 125 Hazy November 10, 2013 at 12:52

        :lol: No, he isn’t. I’m yet to find out if Weatherly is afraid of anything.

        Yes, they can fly for short distances. But not all of them can, depends on the species, I think. Creepy indeed! Thank you, professor! Destroy them, we shall! But be careful! Mosquitoes might retaliate.

      • 126 Professor VJ Duke November 10, 2013 at 19:40

        An impossible task, I think.

        Then we’ll retaliate even worse!

      • 127 Hazy November 11, 2013 at 15:19

        I’m beginning to think so too.

        Sounds like a good retaliation plan!

      • 128 Professor VJ Duke November 11, 2013 at 18:31

        Great!

  16. 129 Angeline M November 7, 2013 at 15:39

    The shark, definitely the shark. Instant decision, no hesitation or time needed to think about it. They’re underwater and if you are in the water you usually don’t see them until they have you by the leg. You know that surfing love we had going on yesterday? Forgetaboutit!

    • 130 Professor VJ Duke November 7, 2013 at 16:49

      :D That’s true. Sharks are vicious, unprofessorish beasts, for sure! But what about a Grizzly with 6 inch claws…? That’s pretty spooky too.

      Oh no! You can’t give up on me! How will the professor ever become known as the daring professor?

      • 131 Angeline M November 7, 2013 at 17:35

        Oh, I would never give up!! Will just need to wear a bathing suit and leggings made of that metal wire stuff gladiators used to wear ;)

      • 132 Professor VJ Duke November 7, 2013 at 18:43

        :lol: The professor too!

  17. 133 ladycheetah7 November 7, 2013 at 15:38

    I, sir am very impressed with the answer. Quite clever because you did not tell her which one to fear. She would have to decide on the criteria provided. Neat! I am baffled by one thing. Why was Mr. Tee amused with himself?

    • 134 Professor VJ Duke November 7, 2013 at 16:48

      Thank you! I thought it was a clever professorish answer too.Yes, exactly. Don’t you think she should be able to make up her mind on her own? It’s important!

      Well, he’s the type that’s always pleased with himself and thinks he’s funny. I’m sure you’ve run into those types…

      • 135 ladycheetah7 November 7, 2013 at 18:30

        Probably not. The fact she asked you to decide rather than how to make a decision is proof enough of chronic mental laziness.
        Yes, I am surrounded by people who are way too pleased with themselves. Therein lies one of America’s problems…lol

      • 136 Professor VJ Duke November 7, 2013 at 18:44

        :lol: I love the way you put things! Exactly right.

        Agreed! :lol: I do wonder what can be done about it.

  18. 137 L. Marie November 7, 2013 at 13:50

    Manothunder! I hope that young woman learned something from this encounter. What I learned is: Always carry three photos instead of two. People always choose the third option.

    • 138 Professor VJ Duke November 7, 2013 at 14:37

      :lol: How true is this? But what would have been on the other picture?

  19. 139 Susan P November 7, 2013 at 13:30

    Two disturbing pictures today. It must be Thursday. :D

    I am not like the Professor. I require time to think. Wait – you did take time to think. Hmmmm… I fear, Professor, that you vexed that young woman.

    The scariest critters in Florida have to be the mosquitoes. A small squadron can suck all of your blood faster than a vampire.

    Do we know Mr. Tee?

    • 140 Professor VJ Duke November 7, 2013 at 14:36

      But couldn’t you argue that the bears are cute?

      :lol: I think she was vexed to begin with. Why do you suppose she couldn’t make up her mind?

      :lol: :lol: Seriously? Now, if that young woman would have shown a picture of those things…it would have been easy.

      Probably not, no. He’s a grumpy old friend.

      • 141 Susan P November 8, 2013 at 00:26

        How many grumpy old friends do you have?

        Some bears are cute. I have a dog named bear and he’s cute (most of the time).

      • 142 Professor VJ Duke November 8, 2013 at 13:02

        It does seem like the professor has a lot, doesn’t it? I wonder what can be done about it.

        Haha, does George like him?

      • 143 Susan P November 8, 2013 at 13:08

        George LOVES both dogs. Wu thinks George is a bit of a nuisance, but overall they all get along quite nicely.

      • 144 Professor VJ Duke November 8, 2013 at 13:09

        :lol: Is it Wu and Bear, then? George seems like the happiest of guys.

      • 145 Susan P November 8, 2013 at 13:19

        George is almost always in a good mood. If he isn’t, all that is required restore that blissful state is a full body massage from head to paws and around the ears please and don’t forget the belly, then, after about ten minutes, “You’re stopping already? You missed between my toes!!!” Yesterday I was out most of the day, and when I came home he was sulking in the corner and giving me reproachful looks.

      • 146 Professor VJ Duke November 8, 2013 at 13:27

        :lol: He was mad, then. Bob can get that way at times. Did you give him his extensive massage?

      • 147 Susan P November 8, 2013 at 14:33

        Do you seriously think that I could get away with not giving him his massage. He guilted like three of them out of me before he went back to his injured expression. This morning, I was finally restored to fellowship.

      • 148 Professor VJ Duke November 8, 2013 at 16:11

        That’s so cat-like. Maybe you should give him treats next time instead.

      • 149 Susan P November 8, 2013 at 19:59

        He gets treats. He is not permitted to gain much weight due to the delicate nature of his bones, so I have to limit them.

      • 150 Professor VJ Duke November 8, 2013 at 20:24

        No wonder he’s cranky!

      • 151 Susan P November 8, 2013 at 20:26

        Sometimes you have to use tough love. :)

      • 152 Professor VJ Duke November 8, 2013 at 20:27

        And Bob understands this, too.

      • 153 Susan P November 8, 2013 at 20:29

        Cats are canny creatures.

      • 154 Professor VJ Duke November 8, 2013 at 20:31

        Yes, I think they are, too, so they must understand.


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