The Adventures of Daddy Olmes…and Ratson, Episode #5: The Raisin Dilemma

The professor says: Dadblame Youtube!

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231 Responses to “The Adventures of Daddy Olmes…and Ratson, Episode #5: The Raisin Dilemma”


  1. 1 Angeline M November 18, 2013 at 02:54

    Another great novella radio show. My new favorite epithet “ya cur noodle”. I love DS more and more.

    • 2 Professor VJ Duke November 18, 2013 at 15:10

      His sayings keep evolving, I think. And thank you!

  2. 3 Hazy November 17, 2013 at 10:21

    I liked Schwarz’s oh yeahs (and” I don’t know”).Very amusing and somewhat adorable.

    I’m a little surprised he managed to swallow the raisin and didn’t spit it out even if it tasted horrible…

    I love cur noodle insults, I tried saying it to Weatherly (he knew I was kidding), but it just doesn’t sound right unless it’s done with DS’s voice :lol:

    • 4 Professor VJ Duke November 18, 2013 at 15:08

      Haha, Schwarz adorable…

      I am too! But it’s definitely something Schwarz would do.

      :lol: Well, I’m still working on my DS accent. Are you?

      • 5 Hazy December 7, 2013 at 10:40

        Yeah, but I still can’t get DS’s accent down. More practice is in order, I suppose. :lol:

      • 6 Professor VJ Duke December 7, 2013 at 20:29

        :lol: Definitely! We’ll get it one day, Hazy!

  3. 7 4amWriter November 16, 2013 at 00:55

    First time visiting – FictionFan sent me here. Much fun, indeed. I needed this after a long day of work and kids and a mother! :)

    • 8 Professor VJ Duke November 16, 2013 at 00:57

      Ah, great to have you! Does it feel Punchyish?

      FEF’s a great person, you know. Did she tell you that the professor was crazy?

      • 9 4amWriter November 16, 2013 at 00:58

        Ah no, she said the professor was strange. :)

      • 10 Professor VJ Duke November 16, 2013 at 01:05

        But not professorish?

      • 11 4amWriter November 16, 2013 at 00:59

        Correction: she said “strange but wonderful” :)

      • 12 Professor VJ Duke November 16, 2013 at 01:05

        Well, the wonderful part is purely false. The professor is very mean, you know.

  4. 13 ladycheetah7 November 16, 2013 at 00:26

    Quite an interesting piece. I love hearing “oh yeah. ” That is my favorite. I can only imagine how they are going to
    get the raisin out. Prince Oyeh is funny to.

    • 14 Professor VJ Duke November 16, 2013 at 00:30

      Do you think DS will cut him open? Or leave it go?

      Barkoush has such a strange voice, doesn’t he?

      • 15 ladycheetah7 November 16, 2013 at 00:44

        DS will cut him open for pleasure, no doubt. Yes Mr. B does have a strange voice but it is nice to listen to. Very entertaining like all the others. They all blend in nicely.

      • 16 Professor VJ Duke November 16, 2013 at 00:53

        :lol: I think you’re right! Does Fats Henry stick out?

      • 17 ladycheetah7 November 16, 2013 at 00:57

        Where was Fats Henry in this? Did not see him.

      • 18 Professor VJ Duke November 16, 2013 at 00:58

        Oh no, he wasn’t in it. Just wondering about him overall.

        Did you notice Mr. R?

      • 19 ladycheetah7 November 16, 2013 at 01:00

        Yes I did! Of course he would be at the party. Seemed a bit mellow. Perhaps Alb humbled him a bit.

      • 20 Professor VJ Duke November 16, 2013 at 01:06

        And I think you like him now.

      • 21 ladycheetah7 November 16, 2013 at 01:08

        You sir are a maker of trouble

      • 22 Professor VJ Duke November 16, 2013 at 01:15

        The professor? He’s too sweet, for sure!

  5. 23 The Dancing Rider November 15, 2013 at 21:55

    Really enjoyed the intro music, and that throughout.

    Cur-noodle-brain! LOL! Eddy sounds really weird, I like him. “Prince Oh Yeah”! And he ate the “raisin”! Oh my! :/

    • 24 Professor VJ Duke November 16, 2013 at 00:25

      Many thanks!

      DS is always coming up with more versions, isn’t he? Eddy was Schwarz, you know.

      • 25 The Dancing Rider November 16, 2013 at 21:07

        Well I guess I did know that. Lol. But….he did sound quite strange. DS *is* always coming up with more versions, and I love them!

      • 26 Professor VJ Duke November 16, 2013 at 21:11

        That’s because Schwarz is a strange bird, I think. :)

        It always makes the professor chuckle.

  6. 27 Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister November 15, 2013 at 20:46

    “He pretends to be good.” :lol:

    Party!! Fun, fun, fun! Only fun should be happening at a party. A great Punchy video, professor. Well done. :)

    I’m wondering what kind of food was being served at the party. Everyone seemed entertained. Lot’s of chatter is a good thing. (nice sound effect)

    Poor Eddy, I think he’s headed down a bumpy road.

    • 28 Professor VJ Duke November 15, 2013 at 20:53

      See? The professor made you laugh a bit, bits, and little bits. (Really didn’t suppose anyone would see that, though.)

      Thank you!

      What was being served… Chicken and Dumplings! How’s that?

      He is. DS might get him, don’t you think?

      • 29 Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister November 15, 2013 at 22:05

        Too late. (Smirk & dimple, maybe)
        (I am very thorough.)

        Oh, well of course! If there is snow on the ground it’s a perfect choice.

        DS will get him good! I just know it.

        (Tell SS, Bravo! He really is something, its worth relistening to over and over.)

      • 30 Professor VJ Duke November 16, 2013 at 00:27

        I like dimples…I think…maybe not…I’m not sure now…oh well.

        All the snow’s gone, dadblameit!

        Oh, I bet he will!

        I will! Do you hear that Mr. Fish? Mr. Fish, you know, is SS.

      • 31 Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister November 16, 2013 at 00:42

        You think on it. I wouldn’t want you to hurt yourself, sir. To like a dimple instead of a laugh is a tough choice to make. Those of us with them have all rights as to when they get to be used.

        Darn, no sledding.

        I didn’t know that and it seems forward of you to want to introduce us. :lol: He’s busy being amazing. Leave him be.

      • 32 Professor VJ Duke November 16, 2013 at 00:52

        I wonder if the professor has them?

        Not yet, at least.

        :lol: But he’s just a fish, dadblameit!

      • 33 Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister November 16, 2013 at 00:55

        I wonder that, too. (Smirk & Dimple) Stop it.

        Then there’s hope for the weekend.

        Haha. So it seems.

      • 34 Professor VJ Duke November 16, 2013 at 00:57

        How do you suppose the professor looks?

        Not much, sadly.

        Well, if you don’t believe Mr. Fish is a fish, then the professor is a cougar.

      • 35 Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister November 16, 2013 at 01:03

        I shan’t say. It’s for me. You don’t give us anything to go off of…

        Smoking chair it is, then?

        The professor is a cougar??? I specifically remember you looking like a shrub possibly yard art. ;)

      • 36 Professor VJ Duke November 16, 2013 at 01:07

        The shrub…?

        Yes, and…yes.

        And you said there was nothing to go on!

      • 37 Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister November 16, 2013 at 01:10

        Again, what I see is for me since you remain faceless.

        Sounds comfy.

        Only thing there is to go off of is what we read.

      • 38 Professor VJ Duke November 16, 2013 at 01:15

        Well, so do you!

        It is, I think.

        Or hear…

      • 39 Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister November 16, 2013 at 01:19

        (You weren’t suppose to mention that.)

        I don’t hear much…I guess I could go looking to hear something, but I’m willing to wait.

      • 40 Professor VJ Duke November 16, 2013 at 01:20

        :D

        Yes, just wait. Another professorish update will be coming up.

      • 41 Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister November 16, 2013 at 01:23

        Stop smiling! Know-it-all. :lol:

        As hard as it is to wait, I shall. I have writing to finish, Duke. Enjoy your weekend, no curses in your smoking chair and watch a bit of Maureen O’Hara if you’d like.

      • 42 Professor VJ Duke November 16, 2013 at 02:46

        :(

        Enjoy yours too, and good luck on the writing!

      • 43 Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister November 16, 2013 at 03:28

        Stop being such a good listener. Gesh…you…you…

        I will make chicken and dumplings!!

      • 44 Professor VJ Duke November 16, 2013 at 19:55

        You cougar.

        :D Sounds yummy. Ship the professor some, please.

      • 45 Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister November 16, 2013 at 21:24

        Me? You said you were a cougar.

        Via the twilight zone, I think.

      • 46 Professor VJ Duke November 17, 2013 at 01:05

        I am.

        If you must. I prefer express mail.

      • 47 Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister November 17, 2013 at 01:08

        Cougar can be very scary.

        But I don’t know where to send it, I suppose I can’t toss it to you, can I. :D

      • 48 Professor VJ Duke November 17, 2013 at 01:15

        Not professorish ones.

        You can!

      • 49 Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister November 17, 2013 at 01:18

        Well that’s a relief!

        :lol:

      • 50 Professor VJ Duke November 18, 2013 at 15:04

        :D

      • 51 Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister November 16, 2013 at 22:14

        I get it…yes, you…you…you cougar, professor cougar. I had to reread some of this to figure out your mind.

      • 52 Professor VJ Duke November 17, 2013 at 01:06

        Yes, I’ve been very professorish as of late. Yes, professor cougar.

    • 53 Susan P November 16, 2013 at 02:27

      Oooo chicken and dumplings.One of my favorites.

      • 54 Professor VJ Duke November 16, 2013 at 02:52

        Definitely a professorish favorite too! Aud, should make it for all of us. :D

      • 55 Susan P November 16, 2013 at 13:55

        Would that be safe?

      • 56 Professor VJ Duke November 16, 2013 at 19:57

        To eat?

      • 57 Susan P November 16, 2013 at 20:12

        Yes. Safe to eat. I have issues about the food preparers in the PL.

      • 58 Professor VJ Duke November 16, 2013 at 20:24

        But Aud is actually PFM. She’s Oldest Sister Redheaded Daughter.

      • 59 Susan P November 16, 2013 at 20:28

        Well then. I’ll get my plate and fork. :)

      • 60 Professor VJ Duke November 16, 2013 at 20:38

        Yes, yes! I’m sure it will be good.

      • 61 Susan P November 17, 2013 at 21:56

        :D

      • 62 Professor VJ Duke November 18, 2013 at 15:09

        :cool:

    • 63 deanthefish November 16, 2013 at 13:31

      I am flattered. And I always appreciate compliments even if I don’t reply to all of them. Thank you!!

      • 64 Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister November 16, 2013 at 13:53

        You’re welcome, Mr. Fish. :)

  7. 65 Anja November 15, 2013 at 18:59

    Eddy has a rather interesting voice. Also my students are now use to a Friday video and ask about them.

    • 66 Susan P November 15, 2013 at 20:08

      It’s always good for students to have a bit of culture in their days.

      • 67 Professor VJ Duke November 15, 2013 at 20:51

        But is DS culture?

      • 68 Susan P November 15, 2013 at 21:37

        If he isn’t, I’m sure he’s got one growing on him somewhere.

      • 69 Professor VJ Duke November 16, 2013 at 00:24

        :lol: I see! I see! :lol:

      • 70 Susan P November 16, 2013 at 02:10

        LOL

      • 71 Professor VJ Duke November 16, 2013 at 02:50

        :D

    • 72 Professor VJ Duke November 15, 2013 at 20:50

      He’s Schwarz, you know.

      Seriously? Did they get to watch it today? The professor was a bit late.

      (Tell you what, if your students are interested, the studio will produce a video of their choice. They can decide characters, or what book/movie the studio would do a parody of. If not, that’s fine. Just a professorish offer.)

      • 73 Anja November 15, 2013 at 22:53

        Yes I allowed them to watch it today. I watch first to make sure its okay for their eyes…or rather ears. lol

        (really? That is so amazingly sweet. I can ask…but I fear you will be hearing lots of super hero needs and that lady vet kid show. I don’t even follow them.)

      • 74 Professor VJ Duke November 16, 2013 at 00:29

        You mean it’s not always okay?! ;) Do they laugh?

        (Yes. Didn’t I tell you the professor was sweet! Well, try to get them to agree on something, if you can.)

      • 75 Anja November 16, 2013 at 03:19

        I can’t think of any that haven’t been okay. They do laugh but then again, they laugh at farts…..

        (I knew you were sweet. I will get them voting on Monday and see if they can agree too)

      • 76 Professor VJ Duke November 16, 2013 at 19:54

        There’s no bad language in the PL, just violence, I think. The professor is honored that they enjoy the PL!

        (And wicked. Thanks, Anja!)

      • 77 Anja November 16, 2013 at 19:58

        I am never worried about language….but do do have 24 sets of parents watching everything I do. Literally….I have 8 cameras in my room. :)

        (No…thank you :) )

      • 78 Professor VJ Duke November 16, 2013 at 20:00

        Ooo, sounds scary? What do you worry about?

        (My pleasure! And Mic’s too.)

      • 79 Anja November 16, 2013 at 20:05

        Oh parents can be so parental and worry about any and everything. I have a good group this year so I am very lucky to have much less worries.

      • 80 Professor VJ Duke November 16, 2013 at 20:11

        I understand. Have they seen the vids?

      • 81 Anja November 16, 2013 at 20:12

        The parents? Mhmmm some have.

      • 82 Professor VJ Duke November 16, 2013 at 20:23

        What thinketh them?

      • 83 Anja November 16, 2013 at 20:26

        Those ones who watched really enjoyed. Although I don’t think some truly understood the parody of it….or they really do not know anything about Sherlock Holmes.

      • 84 Professor VJ Duke November 16, 2013 at 20:36

        That’s great! I bet they think the professor’s an odd person?

      • 85 Anja November 16, 2013 at 20:38

        They have never offered their opinion on you. :)

      • 86 Professor VJ Duke November 16, 2013 at 20:42

        That’s probably a good sign.

      • 87 Anja November 16, 2013 at 20:44

        hahaha I like you and do not think you are odd….well, odd is a good thing but not odd in a bad way. Yes

      • 88 Professor VJ Duke November 16, 2013 at 20:49

        :D Thank you. That makes the professor feel rather good.

      • 89 Anja November 16, 2013 at 20:51

        Then makes me feel good too….although I am very hungry.

      • 90 Professor VJ Duke November 16, 2013 at 21:08

        So is the professor!

      • 91 Anja November 16, 2013 at 21:10

        :( Waiting on that wicked Autumn so I can go eat……

      • 92 Professor VJ Duke November 16, 2013 at 21:11

        Tell her the professor always knew she was wicked.

      • 93 Anja November 16, 2013 at 21:12

        Oh she takes pride in that. And…she is HOME….SUCCESS…I can EAT, maybe.

      • 94 Professor VJ Duke November 16, 2013 at 21:12

        So does the professor! You should yell at her a bit, bits, and little bits.

      • 95 Anja November 16, 2013 at 21:14

        Ha, I don’t yell. :) She would laugh and think something was wrong with me.

      • 96 Professor VJ Duke November 16, 2013 at 21:15

        Oh. Well the professor doesn’t yell either. He just swears and smokes.

      • 97 Anja November 16, 2013 at 21:16

        ha, I don’t do any of those either

      • 98 Professor VJ Duke November 16, 2013 at 21:18

        The professor doesn’t either. Unless you count dadblameit–which you should.

      • 99 Anja November 16, 2013 at 21:18

        I shall just for you

      • 100 Professor VJ Duke November 17, 2013 at 01:04

        Many thanks! *the professor bows and his top hat falls off*

      • 101 Anja November 17, 2013 at 01:37

        and I promise not to steal it again :)

      • 102 Professor VJ Duke November 18, 2013 at 15:04

        And I thank you for that.

      • 103 Anja November 18, 2013 at 18:11

        I can be nice sometimes.

      • 104 Professor VJ Duke November 18, 2013 at 22:44

        You’re nice all the time!

      • 105 Anja November 18, 2013 at 22:47

        :) you sure?????

      • 106 Professor VJ Duke November 18, 2013 at 23:01

        Positive.

      • 107 Anja November 18, 2013 at 23:02

        awww well thank you. Must remember to keep it that way.

      • 108 Professor VJ Duke November 18, 2013 at 23:02

        Yes, you must.

      • 109 Anja November 18, 2013 at 23:03

        Or what?

      • 110 Professor VJ Duke November 18, 2013 at 23:13

        Or what what?

      • 111 Anja November 18, 2013 at 23:15

        uhhhh what if I don’t stay nice. lol Turned wicked

      • 112 Professor VJ Duke November 18, 2013 at 23:17

        Impossible, since you take care of the professor’s mind.

      • 113 Anja November 18, 2013 at 23:18

        I wasn’t planning on turning wicked but what if I fall out of bed one morning, get amnesia and it happens.

      • 114 Professor VJ Duke November 18, 2013 at 23:26

        Oh, it won’t.

      • 115 Anja November 18, 2013 at 23:27

        It could

      • 116 Professor VJ Duke November 18, 2013 at 23:31

        Not.

      • 117 Anja November 18, 2013 at 23:33

        *awkward silence*

      • 118 Professor VJ Duke November 18, 2013 at 23:34

        Never an awkward silence with the professor!

      • 119 Anja November 18, 2013 at 23:36

        ha…well if you knew one of my students I would have said….*Gabriel eyes*. When he doesn’t know what to say he does this hilarious look around the room without moving his head thing. Ahhh I am laughing…..

      • 120 Professor VJ Duke November 19, 2013 at 14:30

        :lol: It seems effective!

    • 121 deanthefish November 16, 2013 at 17:19

      This sounds like a bunch that could benefit from a week in DS daycare….

      • 122 Anja November 16, 2013 at 17:25

        I don’t think even DS daycare is ready to take on my students…..

      • 123 Professor VJ Duke November 16, 2013 at 19:58

        But I bet the professor is!

      • 124 Anja November 16, 2013 at 20:05

        Oh I doubt that too lol

      • 125 Professor VJ Duke November 16, 2013 at 20:12

        Well, maybe…

      • 126 Anja November 16, 2013 at 20:13

        Trust me, I have 4 students that if you were alone with, you would think there were actually 40 students.

      • 127 Professor VJ Duke November 16, 2013 at 20:24

        Goodness. How many do you have?

      • 128 Anja November 16, 2013 at 20:26

        I have 24 of which 11 are special needs….or the political correct wording would be, not typically developed. The rest are typically developed but still a few of those are AHHHHHHH

      • 129 Professor VJ Duke November 16, 2013 at 20:36

        That is a lot. The professor applauds. But there must be fun moments as well.

      • 130 Anja November 16, 2013 at 20:38

        Oh I do love them all tremendously and we have some great times. But it is very stressful and if you don’t stop and laugh, you are doomed. Most do not have as many special needs as myself.

      • 131 Professor VJ Duke November 16, 2013 at 20:42

        Well, I hope the skits help you do that a bit!

      • 132 Anja November 16, 2013 at 20:45

        Absolutely…actually I have a child with autism and asberger and they actually can focus on it and discuss it with me. That is how I started showing it to the others.

      • 133 Professor VJ Duke November 16, 2013 at 20:50

        The professor is extremely honored and–thankful–that you share the skits. Do they ever laugh more at one character in particular?

      • 134 Anja November 16, 2013 at 20:55

        Hmmm I would really have to look at some of my observation notes.
        Michael…my boy with asperger really enjoys them. He really lives in a world of an incredible imagination. I wish I could bottle up some of it because just amazes me. However, he is somewhat trapped in it. He has a thing for dinosaurs especially.
        I use art and stories to pull him out for moments of clarity. He is very intelligent but has hardly any social skills. Anyway…going off track. :)
        For example yesterday he walked up to me and said, “I am not sure what is going on in their world.” I said “who?” He then pointed to all the kids and said, “They live on an island and I can’t get to it”. Ugh I love that boy.
        But….when watching the video he is the one that will hear a voice and say, wait that voice is that guy too. :)

      • 135 Professor VJ Duke November 16, 2013 at 21:09

        That’s very interesting. He does seem very intelligent.

        He notices similarities in the voices?

      • 136 Anja November 16, 2013 at 21:10

        He notices a lot, even things I will miss at times. It helps there is not picture to go along and he cannot read. So he listens and can really get lost in it.

      • 137 Professor VJ Duke November 16, 2013 at 21:12

        That has seriously made the professor’s day. Definitely do a vid for him (them).

      • 138 Anja November 16, 2013 at 21:13

        Good…I hope so. Never know who you touch or inspire so at least now you know there are a few children who really do enjoy it. Like I said, I use many things to pull them out, especially Michael.

      • 139 Professor VJ Duke November 16, 2013 at 21:15

        Very true. :D

      • 140 Anja November 16, 2013 at 21:16

        :D

      • 141 Professor VJ Duke November 16, 2013 at 21:17

        :cool:

  8. 142 L. Marie November 15, 2013 at 18:53

    Hilarious! And I wondered what had happened when I stopped over earlier and didn’t see the episode. But I’m glad it finally posted. Ha ha!! Good luck getting that raisin! :-D

    • 143 Professor VJ Duke November 15, 2013 at 20:49

      Dadblame youtube problems. The professor apologizes. Maybe they’ll cut him open?

      • 144 FictionFan November 15, 2013 at 21:21

        They better not!!!

      • 145 Professor VJ Duke November 16, 2013 at 00:19

        Yes, they better not! FEF will protect him, for sure!

  9. 146 Susan P November 15, 2013 at 17:49

    Cur-noodle LOLOLOL I’m not sure that Schwarz will end up well after this episode. I mean, what could possibly have made that raisin grow to that size?

    • 147 Professor VJ Duke November 15, 2013 at 20:46

      Haha! No, probably not. I’m sure Eddy got it!

      I’m sure it was manufactured. Why a raisin, I’m not sure. Perhaps they’re attractive?

      • 148 Susan P November 15, 2013 at 21:36

        Only in oatmeal cookies.

      • 149 Professor VJ Duke November 16, 2013 at 00:24

        Haha! Good point.

      • 150 Susan P November 16, 2013 at 02:09

        Also good in baked apples.

      • 151 Professor VJ Duke November 16, 2013 at 02:50

        Yes, yes! The professor likes those.

  10. 152 Painting Pundit November 15, 2013 at 17:45

    Why Dadblame Youtube??

    • 153 Susan P November 15, 2013 at 17:50

      I imagine YouTube was being difficult in the matters of posting of episodes. Or it could be just on general principles.

      • 154 Painting Pundit November 15, 2013 at 17:52

        Oh! Good to know! I gave up on YouTube and went Vimeo. You tube doesn’t seem to like Mac.

      • 155 Susan P November 15, 2013 at 19:02

        That makes sense. Maybe the video I tried to upload once upon a time wasn’t about me.

      • 156 Professor VJ Duke November 15, 2013 at 20:51

        I bet it wasn’t! Dadblamery at work!

      • 157 Susan P November 15, 2013 at 21:36

        Ezackly.

      • 158 Professor VJ Duke November 16, 2013 at 00:24

        Love the spelling.

      • 159 Susan P November 16, 2013 at 02:09

        :D

      • 160 Professor VJ Duke November 16, 2013 at 02:50

        :cool:

      • 161 Professor VJ Duke November 15, 2013 at 20:47

        Is that the problem? The professor has been having some difficulties since switching to a Mac.

      • 162 Professor VJ Duke November 15, 2013 at 20:46

        Both sound nice. :D

    • 163 Professor VJ Duke November 15, 2013 at 20:45

      Because they gave me the most vexing time uploading this video!

      • 164 Painting Pundit November 16, 2013 at 04:42

        Have you tried Vimeo?

      • 165 Professor VJ Duke November 16, 2013 at 19:55

        No I haven’t. Any good?

      • 166 Painting Pundit November 16, 2013 at 22:41

        I switched to Vimeo and haven’t had any problems. I was having bunches of problems with YouTube. And Vimeo seems easier to me. I’m not a very tech minded person!

      • 167 Professor VJ Duke November 17, 2013 at 01:06

        The professor will check it out!

  11. 168 Susan P November 15, 2013 at 17:41

    I am fascinated with the musical accompaniment.

    • 169 Professor VJ Duke November 15, 2013 at 20:45

      Isn’t Symphonist great?

      • 170 Susan P November 15, 2013 at 21:35

        Yes, Symphonist rocks. I absolutely LOVE how he takes the main theme and pretty much every week adds a little something different. It’s masterful!

      • 171 Professor VJ Duke November 16, 2013 at 00:23

        :D I’m sure SS loves to hear this! Many thanks, Susan. He’s definitely a master at what he does.

      • 172 Susan P November 16, 2013 at 02:08

        It seems like he enjoys doing it.

      • 173 Professor VJ Duke November 16, 2013 at 02:49

        I think he does too.

      • 174 ladycheetah7 November 16, 2013 at 00:29

        Absolutely. I would not mind listening to his music in the car.

      • 175 Professor VJ Duke November 16, 2013 at 00:31

        Mr. Fish? Heareth thou?

    • 176 Susan P November 16, 2013 at 02:22

      Oooooo-music for riding in the car sounds smashing. Not literally, of course. Still..it would give my Les Mis album a rest.

      • 177 Professor VJ Duke November 16, 2013 at 02:52

        Mr. Fish will be thrilled to hear this. He should put together a soundtrack.

      • 178 Susan P November 16, 2013 at 13:55

        Yes, he should.

      • 179 Professor VJ Duke November 16, 2013 at 19:56

        But fishes don’t listen well, and they’re stubborn.

      • 180 Susan P November 16, 2013 at 20:10

        Fish are stubborn? Really? I never thought of fish as having emotions…unless they are finding Nemo.

      • 181 Professor VJ Duke November 16, 2013 at 20:22

        Mr. Fish has emotions, dadblameit!

      • 182 Susan P November 16, 2013 at 20:28

        I know that – I hear them every Friday and they are beautiful.

      • 183 Professor VJ Duke November 16, 2013 at 20:37

        Well…well…

      • 184 Susan P November 17, 2013 at 21:56

        Are there wells in the PL

      • 185 Professor VJ Duke November 18, 2013 at 15:09

        :lol: I’m sure–in the desert!

      • 186 Susan P November 18, 2013 at 18:12

        But, well, if it’s in the desert it would have to be an oasis.

      • 187 Professor VJ Duke November 18, 2013 at 22:45

        Stickler! I suppose so…

      • 188 deanthefish November 16, 2013 at 16:27

        This is too kind! Now professor cannot fire me as he has threatened in the past!

      • 189 Susan P November 16, 2013 at 18:25

        He threatened such a thing? Dear me…I never would have imagined…

      • 190 Professor VJ Duke November 16, 2013 at 19:59

        Well, it’s hard running a tight ship. Certain things just must be on time, otherwise skits get delayed. And when skits get delayed…the PF starts to say, “If you don’t show up on time, you’d better watch out.”

      • 191 Susan P November 16, 2013 at 20:14

        Better look out or what?

      • 192 Professor VJ Duke November 16, 2013 at 20:25

        I’m not sure. You’re the one that said it, and I put it up on the site. I like it.

      • 193 Susan P November 16, 2013 at 20:30

        You did indeed. laughing and giggling. That’s not exactly what I said, but it sounds more punchy.

      • 194 Professor VJ Duke November 16, 2013 at 20:38

        What did you say? I want to quote you exactly right.

        The professor’s been thinking about opening maybe a forum or a chat room. What are your feelings on the matter?

      • 195 Susan P November 17, 2013 at 22:07

        I don’t remember exactly what I said. I can look it up.

        I will email you about forums and chat rooms this week if you don’t mind.

      • 196 Professor VJ Duke November 18, 2013 at 15:10

        It’s totally up to you.

        Thanks so much for taking the time!!!

  12. 197 Jazzy Couldren November 15, 2013 at 17:15

    It would have been manlier if I was in it… :}

    • 198 Susan P November 15, 2013 at 20:10

      Well, then, why were you NOT in it?

    • 199 Professor VJ Duke November 15, 2013 at 20:45

      Or lazier…

      • 200 Jazzy Couldren November 15, 2013 at 21:20

        Cause, Professor is scared of manliness…

      • 201 Professor VJ Duke November 16, 2013 at 00:18

        I don’t think I am.

      • 202 ladycheetah7 November 16, 2013 at 00:22

        Oooooo. Those are fighting words.

      • 203 Professor VJ Duke November 16, 2013 at 00:30

        They sure are! But do you think it’s true, Lady?

      • 204 ladycheetah7 November 16, 2013 at 00:40

        Me thinks he would not have challenged you if he thought you were girly. His manliness would not allow it.

      • 205 Professor VJ Duke November 16, 2013 at 00:51

        That’s true. But still…it seems a bit mean…

      • 206 ladycheetah7 November 16, 2013 at 00:53

        I am sure you will find a way to get him back.

      • 207 Professor VJ Duke November 16, 2013 at 00:55

        But how? Yes, in the script!

      • 208 Susan P November 15, 2013 at 21:41

        Professor Bob, is Jazzy right that you are scared of manly-nesss or is it just dadblamerie?

      • 209 Professor VJ Duke November 16, 2013 at 00:25

        Definitely dadblamerie! :lol: The name is stellar, just stellar!

      • 210 Susan P November 16, 2013 at 02:11

        I suspected as much. All that fellow seems to do is to lean on fence posts or door jams and look pretty.

      • 211 Professor VJ Duke November 16, 2013 at 02:51

        That’s exactly what he does with that weird face of his: :{

      • 212 Susan P November 16, 2013 at 13:54

        Can he play the ukulele?

      • 213 Professor VJ Duke November 16, 2013 at 19:56

        I don’t think so, but the professor can. :D

      • 214 Susan P November 16, 2013 at 20:08

        Uh-huh.

        :p

      • 215 Professor VJ Duke November 16, 2013 at 20:22

        Don’t you believe the professor?

      • 216 Susan P November 16, 2013 at 20:27

        Actually, I do believe the professor.

      • 217 Professor VJ Duke November 16, 2013 at 20:36

        :D

      • 218 Susan P November 17, 2013 at 21:55

        :D

      • 219 Professor VJ Duke November 18, 2013 at 15:08

        :cool:

  13. 220 FictionFan November 15, 2013 at 16:56

    :lol: :lol: :lol: Oh, how much I love my Schwarzy – oh, yeah, yeah, yeah!!!

    Positively brilliant, Prof! You make me laugh so much!! But tell me, what on earth Holmes story was that based on?

    PS So glad there was no waterfall… :D

    • 221 Professor VJ Duke November 15, 2013 at 20:39

      :D I thought you’d like that! (Special for you. ;) )

      That makes the professor so happy! One from the professorish mind, I fear…

      Oh no, when the professor says he’s going to do something, he does it. They’ll be a total of 10!

      • 222 FictionFan November 15, 2013 at 21:25

        All the Punchies are good actors, of course, but my Schwartzy is A STAR!! ( :D )

        The Professorish mind is a strange yet rather wonderful thing, I think…

        Only 10? ;)

      • 223 Professor VJ Duke November 16, 2013 at 00:21

        :lol: What about DS?

        It’s vexing I tell you.

        Yes, yes. There are better things planned–things FEF will like better.

      • 224 FictionFan November 16, 2013 at 02:10

        Well, DS is pretty special too…for a sausage! It occurs to me that I don’t recall much evil chuckling this week though – or was I just too absorbed in my Schwarzy’s wonderful performance? Must listen again…

        You don’t need to tell me that… ;)

        Hmm…like better than Olmes? I think you may be setting yourself a very tough challenge there, Prof. Hints?

        PS Tell Mr Fish that I thought of The Blue Carbuncle too, and was desperately afraid that Olmes and Ratson would eat poor Schwarzy…

      • 225 Professor VJ Duke November 16, 2013 at 02:51

        I really forget if there’s any. What thinketh thou of Fats Henry?

        Rats.

        Space.

        Haha! I will.

      • 226 FictionFan November 16, 2013 at 16:10

        No chuckling! (But Schwarzy’s ‘Oh, yeahs’ compensated.) Was Fats Henry in it? Who was he?

        Space? Not…could it be? No! Is it??

      • 227 Professor VJ Duke November 16, 2013 at 19:58

        No, he wasn’t. I was just curious what you think of him–overall, I mean.

        :D

      • 228 FictionFan November 17, 2013 at 00:26

        Well (and I hope I don’t hurt his feelings here) he hasn’t really impinged on me too much, to be perfectly honest. Perhaps he needs a starring role so I can get to know him better?

        :D :D :D :D :D !!!

      • 229 Professor VJ Duke November 17, 2013 at 01:07

        He’s just a rough, loud, obnoxious sort of chap. (I think that’s what his voice actor wants.)

      • 230 deanthefish November 15, 2013 at 22:51

        I thought it was the Blue Carbuncle?!?!?!

      • 231 Professor VJ Duke November 16, 2013 at 00:28

        Twas not, my dear fishy one.


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