How to Get a Million Views–PUNCHY SKIT

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  1. 1 Gene'O January 15, 2014 at 18:34

    Awesome, Professor!

    • 2 Professor VJ Duke January 15, 2014 at 18:51

      Many thanks, sir!

  2. 3 Angeline M January 14, 2014 at 04:22

    *laughing hysterically* only because I’ve been in poor Schwarz’ shoes with places like Sears Repair…..DS is at his best!

    • 4 Professor VJ Duke January 14, 2014 at 13:59

      :) DS is such a blackheart, isn’t he?

      • 5 Angeline M January 14, 2014 at 14:02

        I don’t know why I love his little black heart like I do.

      • 6 Professor VJ Duke January 14, 2014 at 14:26

        :lol: There is something appealing about such wickedness.

  3. 7 bardictale January 11, 2014 at 17:42

    Salami was actually helpful. He should have listened. Either way, the poor guy deserves a hug for being swindled and driven crazy.

    • 8 Professor VJ Duke January 11, 2014 at 17:52

      You mean, you’d give poor Schwarz a hug?

      • 9 bardictale January 11, 2014 at 18:00

        I wouldn’t…but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t deserve one.

      • 10 Professor VJ Duke January 11, 2014 at 19:06

        Well, I’m sure FF would give him one. I don’t think I would either.

  4. 11 Hazy January 11, 2014 at 16:05

    I’m a little surprised DS wasn’t the CEO. Parker is another sly one, eh? Poor Schwarz being ganged up on.

    • 12 Professor VJ Duke January 11, 2014 at 17:50

      Oh yes, Parker’s very sly. But I think he’s rather nice overall. You’d probably like him. He is a bit arrogant, though.

      • 13 Hazy January 18, 2014 at 09:45

        Oh, will I? Is he as arrogant as … I dunno… Pavarinni, perhaps? or maybe Manly?

      • 14 Professor VJ Duke January 18, 2014 at 18:08

        He might be. But he’s sweeter about it. I think he thinks highly of himself.

      • 15 Hazy January 24, 2014 at 08:53

        Haha, I think so too. But he’s probably more fun than Pav.

      • 16 Professor VJ Duke January 24, 2014 at 15:04

        Definitely!

  5. 17 Jackie January 10, 2014 at 22:50

    This was punchalarious! Well done! :-D

    • 18 Professor VJ Duke January 11, 2014 at 17:48

      Thanks so much, Jackie! :cool:

  6. 19 The Dancing Rider January 10, 2014 at 22:05

    Music was awesome. It figures Bud is the CEO! Poor, poor Schwarz! I loved the transfer, transfer, transfer, and transfer back of poor Schwarz’s call. :/

    How would you like to complain to DS?! LOL!

    • 20 Professor VJ Duke January 11, 2014 at 17:46

      It felt rather real, didn’t it? I could see this professor being treated just like Schwarz was!

      :lol: Not a very good thing to do, huh?

  7. 21 Nancy Loderick January 10, 2014 at 21:14

    Oh dear Professor!

    I was laughing, okay I was snorting. I am so glad that I work from home because my office mates would have wondered what I was up to.

    Have a very punchy weekend!

    Nancy

    • 22 Professor VJ Duke January 11, 2014 at 17:45

      :D Sorry about the snorting. But it’s fun to isn’t it?

      You too, Nancy!!!

  8. 23 Painting Pundit January 10, 2014 at 20:37

    DS is always in the middle of something evil! How does he do it?

    • 24 Professor VJ Duke January 11, 2014 at 17:43

      He is! I do wonder how he gets involved in everything. Maybe it’s his nature?

    • 25 Susan P January 11, 2014 at 18:23

      He is very sneaky is how (hyuk hyuk)

      • 26 Professor VJ Duke January 11, 2014 at 19:16

        :lol: That’s true. He’s a sneak. Ruber isn’t, though.

      • 27 Susan P January 12, 2014 at 22:27

        Ruber lives in an impossible situation – poor dear.

      • 28 Professor VJ Duke January 13, 2014 at 14:14

        Don’t feel too badly for him…Daddy does provide, I think.

  9. 29 Anja January 10, 2014 at 17:27

    How do you get two million views!

    • 30 Professor VJ Duke January 10, 2014 at 19:31

      Would you like me to ask Schwarz to find out for us?

      • 31 Anja January 10, 2014 at 19:46

        Oh yes please

      • 32 Professor VJ Duke January 11, 2014 at 17:40

        I’m sure that will make him cranky!

      • 33 Anja January 11, 2014 at 18:15

        Crankier?

      • 34 Professor VJ Duke January 11, 2014 at 19:15

        Yes, you don’t want to do that, do you?

      • 35 Anja January 11, 2014 at 19:18

        Really, will a bit more crankier make any difference?

      • 36 Professor VJ Duke January 13, 2014 at 14:09

        I would think so!

  10. 37 desertdweller29 January 10, 2014 at 17:24

    Are you Moviefone guy? Very funny!

    • 38 Professor VJ Duke January 10, 2014 at 19:31

      I’ve actually never heard of it before. Is that bad? Thanks!!!

  11. 39 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister January 10, 2014 at 16:47

    I love the new voice, professor!! Brenda sounds stellar! Bud sounds so much more convincing and strong. LOL to the topic in general. The spin you guys took… belly rolling.
    Enjoying the new sounds coming through…!

    • 40 Professor VJ Duke January 10, 2014 at 19:30

      Thanks, Audith! Brenda’s real name is Billy-Sue. It was in the Youtube credits.

      Bud was trying to be nice, I thought. :D

      That’s awesome! It’s definitely a Punchyish sound, I hope!

      • 41 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister January 10, 2014 at 20:30

        Johnny Cash inspired, Billy-Sue? Ahh, I missed that.

        He was very nice, but I think he’s always been quite agreeable. Great accent.

        It was! Cheery!

      • 42 Professor VJ Duke January 11, 2014 at 17:43

        Actually, Billy-Sue is MM’s daughter. You know the one he tied in the bathtub.

        I’ll tell him you think so! :D

      • 43 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister January 12, 2014 at 04:20

        Ahh, I didn’t catch her name, I don’t think.

      • 44 Professor VJ Duke January 13, 2014 at 14:10

        Which is my fault. Sorry about that.

      • 45 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister January 13, 2014 at 15:03

        :) Its okay

      • 46 Professor VJ Duke January 13, 2014 at 15:36

        Thanks, Audith.

  12. 47 technophile9 January 10, 2014 at 16:25

    Poor Schwarz! Although it was a hilarious situation. :)

    • 48 Professor VJ Duke January 10, 2014 at 19:29

      Schwarz should have known better, though, don’t you think?

  13. 49 Susan P January 10, 2014 at 15:51

    Laughing until tears roll down my cheeks. It’s almost too close to the truth to be funny. Loved the music at the beginning – you’re going to have us all dancing! But, why pick on Schwarz? I can think of at least one person who might have something interesting say about your choice. :p

    • 50 Professor VJ Duke January 10, 2014 at 19:28

      :D I thought it was very truthful too. Scarily truthful, then. Compliments of a jazzy Sepperl!

      Who, do you say?

      • 51 Susan P January 10, 2014 at 19:55

        FF- and sure enough when I posted that she had posted while I was writing.

      • 52 Professor VJ Duke January 11, 2014 at 17:41

        Yes, that’s true. FEF loves Schwarz.

      • 53 Susan P January 11, 2014 at 18:16

        Amazingly so.

      • 54 Professor VJ Duke January 11, 2014 at 19:15

        :lol: So you’ve noticed it too!

      • 55 Susan P January 12, 2014 at 22:26

        :D

      • 56 Professor VJ Duke January 13, 2014 at 14:13

        :cool:

      • 57 Susan P January 10, 2014 at 19:58

        Bada-boom !

        I so enjoy the PL, and yet I can’t explain to people what it is and why I like it. I hereby declare that no question about the why is banished!

      • 58 Professor VJ Duke January 11, 2014 at 17:42

        :D

        You mean you can’t even tell the professor why? (Thanks so much for saying that, Susan. That gives the professor all he needs to press on! :) )

      • 59 Susan P January 11, 2014 at 18:20

        It’s something ineffable. Un certain je ne sais pas. It makes my day.

      • 60 Professor VJ Duke January 11, 2014 at 19:16

        :D Well, that made the professor’s day! :D

      • 61 Susan P January 12, 2014 at 22:26

        Well, that makes my day!

      • 62 Professor VJ Duke January 13, 2014 at 14:13

        :D That’s awesome, then!

      • 63 Susan P January 11, 2014 at 18:27

        Hey, where is DS? He’s gone missing again.

      • 64 Professor VJ Duke January 11, 2014 at 19:17

        You’ve noticed! Well, I need to go get him, I suppose…

      • 65 Susan P January 12, 2014 at 22:27

        Yes. You do.

      • 66 Professor VJ Duke January 13, 2014 at 14:14

        I’ll see what I can do…

      • 67 FictionFan January 11, 2014 at 22:29

        That’s because I have impeccable taste in men. Schwarzy, Rafa, Georgie, Darby…oh, and the Professor, of course…

      • 68 Professor VJ Duke January 13, 2014 at 14:10

        The professor is honored to make the list…

  14. 69 FictionFan January 10, 2014 at 15:47

    :lol: Poor Schwarzy! All he needs to do is post a recording of him doing loon impersonations and I’d view it a million times for free! Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah – chickit!

    Oscar Wilde?

    • 70 Professor VJ Duke January 10, 2014 at 19:26

      Hahaha. Would you buy a Schwarz loon call? Maybe I can talk Schwarz into making some.

      What for? Oh, I get it. I thought he was a good tag. Don’t you think so?

      • 71 FictionFan January 10, 2014 at 22:26

        Perhaps he could vary it a little – I’d love to hear his version of a hungry giraffe, or perhaps a sleeping baboon…

        Yes! It’s just that I have this boringly tedious habit of making my tags relevant to the content…must strive to be more adventurous… ;)

      • 72 Professor VJ Duke January 11, 2014 at 17:47

        :lol: I could only imagine! I’ll see what I can do, for you. :)

        :) Yes, the problem comes when I can’t think of any tags. Pink nose would be a good tag, I think.

      • 73 FictionFan January 11, 2014 at 22:24

        Tommy agrees! :)

      • 74 Professor VJ Duke January 13, 2014 at 14:09

        And so does, FEF, apparently!

  15. 75 L. Marie January 10, 2014 at 15:11

    O ho!!! So THAT’S how you get a million views! And poor Schwarz! Hope he’s not dribbling by now.

    • 76 Professor VJ Duke January 10, 2014 at 15:12

      I think Schwarz did take it rather hard at first. But he’s probably on the mend. After all, DS was rather helpful, and so was Parker.


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