The PL Times
The Official Punchy Lands’ Newspaper
Monday, January 13, 2014
Section A. Punchy Proverbs:
Sadly, V. Shnodgrate–the usual writer of the proverbs–has fallen ill this week. So, PL’ers pitched in to fill the void. Just keep that in mind as you read.
(1) The desert is like my mind: vast. ~ Fats Henry
(2) A chocolate cake only looks good if you want it. ~ Merlin
(3) It’s better to be manly; that way, you don’t have to be afraid. ~ Manly-Man
Section B. Something you should know about the professor:
I think I’d like to be called Smiles Riot.
Section C. What the PL’ers have to say:
A short conversation:
PARKER: Bud, I know you’re proud about your proverb, but…
HENRY: But what, Parker, huh?
PARKER: Well, bud, you set yourself up for this.
HENRY: For what?
PARKER: Not only is your mind vast like the desert, but your body is vast because of dessert.
HENRY: Just be quiet, dummy!
Section D. Breaking News:
Smiles Riot escaped from the mental asylum.
Schwarz Tauptinker had dinner with Emperor Napoleon of France.
Mortimer Butterfield has declared an industrial war on George Dewdrop. Jazzy Couldren laughed.
Section E. Featured Story: Smiles Riot
by J. Freedwoppen
The whole PL was thrown into upheaval when famed mental asylum, Crackjaw, released word that Smiles Riot had escaped from their facility.
Smiles Riot is a very brilliant mathematician, who suffers from MPD (Multiple Personality Disorder).
Sometimes Mr. Riot is his normal, standoffish self; other times, Mr. Riot is the suave, incredibly mean, Spitz Mulligan.
As of now, authorities are looking diligently for Mr. Riot.
For you see, Smiles Riot’s life has been threatened by fellow inmate, Boris the Green, who was released from Crackjaw two weeks before Mr. Riot escaped.
And also, Mr. Riot could get into a lot of trouble–just as himself.
Section F. Ask a PL’er a question:
Any questions for a specific PL’er? Ask here!
Section G. Hearing from the PL Family:
PL family, if you have any questions about the Punchy Lands, characters, or anything Punchy, feel free to comment below.
The Punchy Times principal reporter, J. Freedwoppen, would be more than glad to cover or investigate your query. (Make sure to clearly indicate your question for Mr. Freedwoppen.)
This is the PL Times!