Blatherings: Sprinkles or Jimmies and the professor Gets Harassed

The professor was sitting down at a table, with a good friend, when an interesting discussion took place.

My friend suddenly looked at me strange-like, and said, “P.VJ, what are those multi-colored things on the top of your cupcake?”

“Jimmies,” I replied without a moment’s hesitation.

Then he laughed. “You see, I’d call them sprinkles, not jimmies.”

“Then you’d be doing them an injustice,” I said, “since they like going by their first name.”

We had a good laugh over the sprinkles versus jimmies thing, but…it got the professor thinking.

What would you call them, PF? Jimmies or sprinkles?

Also, I’d like to share a photo–as is normal for Blatherings.

The following picture is a scary one. It is of an evil creature that has been harassing me–in the extreme.

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You see, it’s getting serious. Every time I leave the house, the little pest knocks my top hat off. It’s really a dadblamery!

I’m not sure what to do about it.

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324 Responses to “Blatherings: Sprinkles or Jimmies and the professor Gets Harassed”


  1. 1 Hazy January 18, 2014 at 10:06

    We call them sprinkles over here. Jimmie Sprinkles sounds like a pretty cool name.

    We don’t have such evil creatures lurking around in our neighborhood. Are they uber mischievous? Perhaps it likes the professor’s top hat… Maybe you should try giving it a mini version of your top hat.

    • 2 Professor VJ Duke January 18, 2014 at 18:12

      I think so, too!

      They definitely are! Yes, I suppose I could…but I don’t want to give it a gift! I should call Weatherly to dispatch it! :lol:

      • 3 Hazy January 24, 2014 at 09:05

        Haha, Weatherly would surely have fun chasing it around :lol:

      • 4 Professor VJ Duke January 24, 2014 at 15:05

        I’m sure! :D

  2. 5 oyelakindotun January 17, 2014 at 08:32

    Interesting

    • 6 Professor VJ Duke January 17, 2014 at 13:56

      What is?

  3. 7 technophile9 January 16, 2014 at 07:21

    Sprinkles for sure. :)

    • 8 Professor VJ Duke January 16, 2014 at 14:19

      Not 100’s and 1000’s?

      • 9 technophile9 January 16, 2014 at 16:01

        Well they’re kind of interchangeable. :3

      • 10 Professor VJ Duke January 16, 2014 at 16:31

        I suppose you’re right in the end.

  4. 11 Jennifer January 16, 2014 at 05:36

    Without a picture, I’d call them sprinkles, which could be 100’s and 1000’s in my language, Jimmies just doesn’t exist here. Ah for the pest, sick one of your devils onto it. Or befriend it and it can be your protection form the other creatures.

    • 12 Professor VJ Duke January 16, 2014 at 14:19

      That’s interesting. But now that you know, you should call him by his first name, shouldn’t you?

      Haha! Yes! That sounds good. I’ll sick Todd on it. (No sense befriending it, since it can’t protect me from much, though..)

  5. 13 Nancy Loderick January 15, 2014 at 21:28

    Here in Beantown (aka Boston), we call them jimmies. Anyone who calls them something else gets laughed out of town.

    Nancy

    • 14 Professor VJ Duke January 15, 2014 at 23:39

      :lol: Glad to hear it! I was taking some scorn (when I was talking with my friend) about the whole matter. (Go Patriots!!)

  6. 15 Ann Koplow January 15, 2014 at 10:47

    I’m glad to join the Punchy Family, and — of course — they’re jimmies! (I wonder what the name of that squirrel is?)

    • 16 Professor VJ Duke January 15, 2014 at 13:58

      It’s great to have you!!! Yes, jimmies. Imagine calling them sprinkles.

      (I’ve just heard that he’s called Rufus. It’s not what I would have guessed, though. How about you?)

      • 17 Ann Koplow January 15, 2014 at 14:12

        I would have guessed …. Punch. But that might just be the power of suggestion.

      • 18 Professor VJ Duke January 15, 2014 at 18:38

        That’s actually a great guess. If this professor ever gets a squirrel–a pet one–that will be his name! (Btw, I love your gravatar!)

    • 19 Susan P January 20, 2014 at 01:44

      Welcome, Ann. This place is a lot of fun.

      • 20 Ann Koplow January 20, 2014 at 01:47

        Thanks for the welcome. And fun is one of my favorite things.

      • 21 Professor VJ Duke January 20, 2014 at 13:55

        It’s fun because of how great the PF is!

  7. 22 elprice2013 January 15, 2014 at 01:19

    I think I always called them nonpareils. Obviously I need to branch out more!

    As for the pest…maybe be thankful it isn’t eating your house? They can get pretty serious around here. You could try a pest chaser! I have heard cats work well (no personal experience) but the Princess has been trained to chase them on command. I strongly dislike them myself as they are always helping themselves to my veggies or leaving muddy footprints all over my backyard furniture!

    • 23 Professor VJ Duke January 15, 2014 at 01:22

      I haven’t heard this one yet! How coolio. I do wonder how to pronounce it…

      Who’s the Princess??? Just curious.

      Eating my house?! He better not think about it, or I’ll brain him with a club or something painfully hard.

      • 24 elprice2013 January 15, 2014 at 11:13

        I think nonpareils might just a different family member from Jimmies Sprinkles. You see they are the small round ones and I believe that Jimmies are a bit more oblong. I think it’s pronounced something like non-par-Ls.
        The Princess is my preschool aged daughter. I know chasing pests seems like an odd occupation for a princess, but we do whatever we can to help her burn off her seemingly endless energy.
        Sometimes I think violence is the only way to deal with those pesky creatures.

      • 25 Professor VJ Duke January 16, 2014 at 22:48

        That’s very enlightening, for sure.

        :lol: The professor likes the nickname.

        Violence is a good thing.

  8. 26 pouringmyartout January 15, 2014 at 01:11

    um… is that squirrel one of my escaped crack squirrels… because without them in my head my blog doesn’t work…

    • 27 Professor VJ Duke January 15, 2014 at 01:20

      :lol: If he is yours, you must take him back. What’s the buggers name?

      • 28 pouringmyartout January 15, 2014 at 02:44

        Rufus… be careful they bite…

      • 29 Professor VJ Duke January 15, 2014 at 13:53

        The professor would be much obliged if you came and took him home with you, you know.

      • 30 pouringmyartout January 15, 2014 at 15:26

        That’s funny… in the books, I bring him home to meet my mom… uh… I mean, the other me in the other reality does… and he ends up flirting with her… it’s a long story…

      • 31 Professor VJ Duke January 15, 2014 at 18:47

        Dear me! And what do you do about that?

      • 32 pouringmyartout January 15, 2014 at 19:01

        She is a widow, it all works out…

      • 33 Professor VJ Duke January 15, 2014 at 23:28

        :lol: Something is still dreadfully wicked.

      • 34 pouringmyartout January 15, 2014 at 23:30

        Well, I… or the other me, has a lot on his mind, what with the space pirates, evil corporation, mercenaries, and the threat of San Francisco being blown up.

      • 35 Professor VJ Duke January 15, 2014 at 23:42

        I understand suddenly. And with a professor on your mind.

      • 36 pouringmyartout January 15, 2014 at 23:47

        It is a lot to keep track of.

      • 37 Professor VJ Duke January 16, 2014 at 00:08

        I could imagine! Maybe have it written out on paper?

      • 38 pouringmyartout January 16, 2014 at 00:18

        That is an idea.

      • 39 Professor VJ Duke January 16, 2014 at 14:08

        A professorish one.

      • 40 pouringmyartout January 16, 2014 at 14:51

        Undoubtedly

      • 41 Professor VJ Duke January 16, 2014 at 16:24

        ==]:-{)= (The professorish face.)

      • 42 pouringmyartout January 16, 2014 at 16:36

        cool

      • 43 Professor VJ Duke January 16, 2014 at 22:39

        The professor or his face?

      • 44 pouringmyartout January 16, 2014 at 22:42

        umm… both, I assume.

      • 45 Professor VJ Duke January 16, 2014 at 22:57

        :D Thanks!

      • 46 pouringmyartout January 16, 2014 at 23:12

        thank you

      • 47 Professor VJ Duke January 16, 2014 at 23:16

        For what?

      • 48 pouringmyartout January 16, 2014 at 23:17

        for being a living human being who talks to me

      • 49 Professor VJ Duke January 16, 2014 at 23:39

        Well, thank you too, then!

      • 50 pouringmyartout January 17, 2014 at 03:59

        ‘s alright

      • 51 Professor VJ Duke January 17, 2014 at 13:56

        :D

    • 52 Susan P January 20, 2014 at 01:46

      Laughing – I like this !

      • 53 pouringmyartout January 20, 2014 at 02:42

        Cranial crack squirrels sound funnier than they really are… sigh

      • 54 Professor VJ Duke January 20, 2014 at 14:00

        They sound like dadblamery to me. You should cage them.

      • 55 pouringmyartout January 20, 2014 at 16:10

        I did… in my skull…

      • 56 Professor VJ Duke January 20, 2014 at 17:34

        Goodness!

      • 57 pouringmyartout January 20, 2014 at 17:36

        I didn’t put them in there, they snuck in while I was asleep, and I can’t get rid of them.

      • 58 Professor VJ Duke January 20, 2014 at 17:39

        There must be a way to get them out, though…

      • 59 pouringmyartout January 20, 2014 at 17:40

        But they do all the work on the blog…

      • 60 Professor VJ Duke January 21, 2014 at 00:57

        The professor doesn’t believe it!

      • 61 pouringmyartout January 21, 2014 at 01:02

        I don’t blame you.

      • 62 Professor VJ Duke January 21, 2014 at 01:12

        But I might blame you.

      • 63 pouringmyartout January 21, 2014 at 03:50

        That is always an option…

      • 64 Professor VJ Duke January 21, 2014 at 18:18

        Even for this professor.

      • 65 pouringmyartout January 21, 2014 at 19:10

        Especially for that professor.

      • 66 Professor VJ Duke January 22, 2014 at 13:56

        Too true, my man.

      • 67 pouringmyartout January 22, 2014 at 16:01

        Two troo

      • 68 Professor VJ Duke January 22, 2014 at 21:10

        I think your inner squirrel is talking.

      • 69 pouringmyartout January 22, 2014 at 21:16

        They do that

      • 70 Professor VJ Duke January 22, 2014 at 21:18

        you should beat them

      • 71 pouringmyartout January 22, 2014 at 21:26

        I can’t even catch them.

      • 72 Professor VJ Duke January 23, 2014 at 16:55

        I feel for you, does this professor.

      • 73 pouringmyartout January 23, 2014 at 16:58

        Thank you…
        Please come over to my new post and help me set the wordpress record for most comments on a single post!

      • 74 Professor VJ Duke January 23, 2014 at 17:18

        What is the record, btw?

      • 75 pouringmyartout January 23, 2014 at 17:27

        Who knows… but I do know they don’t count unless you do them on my post… ha!

      • 76 Professor VJ Duke January 24, 2014 at 14:40

        Haha.

      • 77 pouringmyartout January 24, 2014 at 17:06

        sigh

      • 78 Professor VJ Duke January 24, 2014 at 22:19

        Me too.

      • 79 Lady Pinkrose January 25, 2014 at 00:11

        I heard Prof Frown’s sigh all the way to my house. Oh my! What to do to cheer up the Prof? “Tis such a Great Sigh, the sigh of Hugeness. Oh MY! What to do? Can I bake the Prof a chocolate cake and put Jimmies on top? And on the sides? And in the middle where the hidden treasure lays, the secret icing flavor? Will that make the Prof Frown happy again?

      • 80 Professor VJ Duke January 25, 2014 at 23:08

        A cherry cake?

      • 81 Lady Pinkrose January 26, 2014 at 00:22

        Hmmm……Prof Frown likes cherry. Absolutely! Cherry all the way or do you want different icing with the Rainbow Sprinkles? Cherry chip? Or just cherry?

      • 82 Professor VJ Duke January 27, 2014 at 13:47

        Just cherry!

      • 83 Lady Pinkrose January 27, 2014 at 18:44

        I couldn’t entice you with anything chocolate? Just cherry sounds kind a boring. But if you are sure you want cherry, JUST cherry, then sure thing, Prof, you got your cherry cake! LP

      • 84 Professor VJ Duke January 27, 2014 at 20:11

        Oh yes, only cherry. It’s professorish, you know.

      • 85 Lady Pinkrose January 27, 2014 at 20:22

        OK. Cherry it is. May I put candied cherries on top with whip creme? And sprinkle Rainbow Sparkles all over it as well? How about some of those peanuts I suggested you throw at that squirrel that was attacking your top hat? Do you like peanuts? I could put some of those on the top too? And can I write your name in red cherry icing all in honor of you? Oh boy! Can I can I can I paleeze?

        On Monday, January 27, 2014, The Punchy Lands! wrote:

        > Professor VJ Duke commented: “Oh yes, only cherry. It’s professorish, > you know.”

      • 86 Professor VJ Duke January 27, 2014 at 20:27

        Yes to all, but it make it totally cherry.

      • 87 Lady Pinkrose January 27, 2014 at 21:14

        Totally cherry it is and nothing but totally cherry! Being Professorish and all.

        On Monday, January 27, 2014, The Punchy Lands! wrote:

        > Professor VJ Duke commented: “Yes to all, but it make it totally > cherry.”

      • 88 Professor VJ Duke January 28, 2014 at 14:09

        :lol: Yes, that’s it!

      • 89 Lady Pinkrose January 28, 2014 at 16:16

        My cake shall not disappoint. I’m on it!!! LP

        On Tuesday, January 28, 2014, The Punchy Lands! wrote:

        > Professor VJ Duke commented: “:lol: Yes, that’s it!” Respond to this > comment by replying above this line > New comment on *The Punchy Lands! > * > > > > *Professor VJ Duke* commentedon Blatherings: > Sprinkles or Jimmies and the professor Gets Harassed. > > > in response to *Lady Pinkrose*: > > Totally cherry it is and nothing but totally cherry! Being Professorish > and all.

      • 90 Professor VJ Duke January 28, 2014 at 18:23

        I can only imagine!

      • 91 Lady Pinkrose January 20, 2014 at 18:58

        Oh dear! I have no idea the storyline here any more. I’ve been deep in Petals and now I come here, and blathering behold! I am truly lost. And then you send me to the Hut and it is under construction! Are you deliberately trying to get me to MadLand? Oh my! This is worrisome indeed. Now I know you truly are wicked. Wicked as they come. Huh. Yep. Now I do know.

        On Monday, January 20, 2014, The Punchy Lands! wrote:

        > Professor VJ Duke commented: “There must be a way to get them out, > though…”

      • 92 Professor VJ Duke January 21, 2014 at 01:04

        :lol: Well, it just recently went under construction. All info is in the PL. What are your questions? Just ask this professorish professor.

      • 93 Lady Pinkrose January 21, 2014 at 01:49

        I must admit I am totally confused when I do come here. The video you made, are the characters actually those that post here? And what IS The Hut? Sure I went like a meek mild woman as I am, totally taking your word for it that The Hut exists and that I would be unconfused. And to my disamay, daggummit, the Hut doesn’t exist, at least for now, and this Blatherings I am so lost in as well.

        Now Prof Frown, you know the delicate state I find myself in. Writing all those PROFOUND sayings leaves my brain empty, fried, kaput. All day long I hear these words and I running like a madwoman with pen in hand, desperately write those words down. And then, with eyes that are crossed try to find a beautiful picture to match. I come here…..

        And OK, where am I? Punchy Land, that is for sure. This is too funny. I must be as punchy as the rest of the gang for I admit, I am blathering blub. So that is my case.

        What shall the Prof Frown do about this?

      • 94 Professor VJ Duke January 21, 2014 at 18:14

        Well, the professor lives in the PL, and sometimes I write about the characters. Does that help?

      • 95 Susan P January 20, 2014 at 14:26

        I don’t doubt it. :)

      • 96 pouringmyartout January 20, 2014 at 16:10

        Nor should you.

  9. 97 Anja January 14, 2014 at 23:28

    I say sprinkles…which is correct of course. I remember when I was about 18, living in Hawaii and worked at a Baskin Robbins. Some strange man came in and asked me to put jimmies on his ice cream. I was so confused. I figured it out then of course corrected his mistake. :)

    Squirrel??? You should deal with raccoons like me. My squirrels are tame compared to the bandits.

    • 98 Professor VJ Duke January 15, 2014 at 01:01

      But you see, you just didn’t know Mr. Sprinkles first name. Now it makes sense. And because the professor is always righter, we must assume that jimmies is right as well.

      The bandits…now that’s coolio. You should appreciate them.

      • 99 Anja January 15, 2014 at 01:15

        Sprinkles is only name like Madonna :)

        I appreciate them until they get into my garbage.

      • 100 Professor VJ Duke January 15, 2014 at 01:20

        Madonna isn’t a name!

        Keep your garbage inside.

      • 101 Anja January 15, 2014 at 01:27

        Yes it is….and you want me to keep a weeks worth of garbage inside?

      • 102 Professor VJ Duke January 15, 2014 at 13:49

        Well, the professor is tickled pink! Maybe in the garage?

      • 103 Anja January 15, 2014 at 22:59

        awwww I live on an island that is home to certain waterbugs…if you put garbage can in garage, they tend to follow. :(

      • 104 Professor VJ Duke January 15, 2014 at 23:41

        Shoot them, then!

      • 105 Anja January 16, 2014 at 00:12

        OH NO!!!!!!

      • 106 Professor VJ Duke January 16, 2014 at 14:08

        Oh dear. Never mind, then.

      • 107 Anja January 16, 2014 at 18:23

        They must know I’m speaking about them because they have pulled and made a hole in the side of my can. Ha

      • 108 Professor VJ Duke January 16, 2014 at 22:51

        I told you that you should have used a gun.

      • 109 Anja January 17, 2014 at 01:52

        Not on an innocent creature.

      • 110 Professor VJ Duke January 17, 2014 at 13:55

        But it wasn’t innocent! They were committing dadblamery!

      • 111 Anja January 17, 2014 at 18:45

        They are just hungry fellas.

      • 112 Professor VJ Duke January 17, 2014 at 18:45

        I suppose you’re right.

      • 113 Anja January 17, 2014 at 18:47

        Of course :)

      • 114 Professor VJ Duke January 17, 2014 at 19:07

        :D

  10. 115 Susan P January 14, 2014 at 22:44

    You can sprinkle jimmies but you would have a hard time jimming the sprinkles.

    That’s not a bad squirrel; he’s your night watchman and he’s putting his hand out for a tip. You never give him one so that’s why he knocks your hat off. Be glad it’s not your head he’s hitting.

    • 116 Professor VJ Duke January 15, 2014 at 00:59

      :lol: Everyone has had something interesting to say on the subject, and I must say, I like your approach. It makes sense to me. We should use them both!

      Is that what it is? What should one give a squirrel for a tip, though? I’m vexed on this matter.

      • 117 Susan P January 15, 2014 at 01:56

        Squirrel tip? I would guess acorns.

      • 118 Professor VJ Duke January 15, 2014 at 13:52

        But I don’t think I have any acorn trees, which is dadblamery, for sure.

      • 119 Susan P January 15, 2014 at 14:43

        They like pine nuts, too.

      • 120 Professor VJ Duke January 15, 2014 at 18:42

        You know–I hate to say this–but pine nuts remind me of ticks!

      • 121 Susan P January 15, 2014 at 19:01

        Facial ticks, or those blood-sucking things I have to pull out of the dogs’ hides?

      • 122 Professor VJ Duke January 15, 2014 at 23:28

        The blood-sucking things. I’m not even sure what a facial tick is.

      • 123 Susan P January 16, 2014 at 01:56

        A facial tick is a repetitive twitch, generally triggered by anxiety.

      • 124 Professor VJ Duke January 16, 2014 at 14:14

        Hmm! I did not know that.

      • 125 Susan P January 16, 2014 at 17:35

        There are verbal ticks as well. Someone who says um before speaking each sentence. Um, I thought that, um we could um burn some um marshmallows. Or any other repetitive word or phrase.

      • 126 Professor VJ Duke January 16, 2014 at 22:44

        That’s very interesting. I didn’t know they were called verbal ticks. It seems ticks are beastly think not matter what!

      • 127 Susan P January 16, 2014 at 22:58

        I think we might conclude that! :D BTW, Bethy’s daughter is spending the weekend. I intend to spoil her rotten.

      • 128 Professor VJ Duke January 16, 2014 at 23:02

        Oh, you shouldn’t do that! (Is that the Princess?) But you could give her cherries and tell her stories about Hector. That would do the trick.

      • 129 Susan P January 16, 2014 at 23:05

        That IS the Princess! There will be all manner of stories at the end of the weekend. Four-and-a-half is an awesome age.

      • 130 Professor VJ Duke January 16, 2014 at 23:14

        Ooo, what kind of stories? The professor would listen to stories, too.

      • 131 Susan P January 16, 2014 at 23:26

        Good Night Moon, Curious George, Stone Soup…when she gets older I shall read A Kingdom Far and Clear to her.

      • 132 Professor VJ Duke January 16, 2014 at 23:46

        Ooo, how did you find that, btw? Or did you tell me? I can’t remember.

      • 133 Susan P January 17, 2014 at 12:25

        I’m still savoring it a little at a time. It’s an amazing work, though, from what I’ve already read.

      • 134 Professor VJ Duke January 17, 2014 at 13:57

        Awesome. So glad you’re enjoying it. I bet the Princess will like it one day, too.

      • 135 Susan P January 17, 2014 at 14:20

        She already LOVES books. As does her mother and her grandmother and her great grandfather.

      • 136 Professor VJ Duke January 17, 2014 at 18:31

        That’s awesome. I’m sure she’s already a better reader than the professor.

      • 137 Susan P January 17, 2014 at 19:48

        She’s a piece of work is what she is. And she knows how to work it.

      • 138 Professor VJ Duke January 17, 2014 at 23:35

        Sounds like the professor.

      • 139 Susan P January 18, 2014 at 15:19

        yep

      • 140 Professor VJ Duke January 18, 2014 at 18:17

        Have a great time with the Princess! Tell her the professor says hi. :)

      • 141 Susan P January 19, 2014 at 17:38

        Thanks. I’ll tell her if I can get a word in edgewise. :D

      • 142 Professor VJ Duke January 19, 2014 at 20:48

        :lol: Great!

      • 143 Susan P January 20, 2014 at 01:48

        Well, she’s gone again. My little ray of sunshine went home, and boy is it ever quiet here.

      • 144 Professor VJ Duke January 20, 2014 at 13:56

        Oh dear. Well, I’m sure she’ll come for another visit soon!

      • 145 Susan P January 20, 2014 at 14:26

        After I recuperate. ;)

      • 146 Professor VJ Duke January 20, 2014 at 17:18

        :lol:

      • 147 Susan P January 20, 2014 at 18:02

        I guarantee you that a weekend in the PL and she would have DS walking the straight and narrow.

      • 148 Professor VJ Duke January 21, 2014 at 00:57

        :lol: Really?

      • 149 Susan P January 21, 2014 at 02:36

        :D

  11. 150 The Dancing Rider January 14, 2014 at 22:40

    Sprinkles I call them. Squirrels can be insidious!

    • 151 Susan P January 14, 2014 at 22:45

      Especially the black squirrels in Toronto.

      • 152 The Dancing Rider January 14, 2014 at 22:48

        Black ones! How interesting! :)

      • 153 Susan P January 14, 2014 at 22:50

        Really big squirrels they are.

      • 154 Professor VJ Duke January 15, 2014 at 01:00

        Black squirrels? Now that does sound creepy! I bet they have red eyes, too.

      • 155 Susan P January 15, 2014 at 01:56

        I didn’t get close enough to them to see….

      • 156 Professor VJ Duke January 15, 2014 at 13:53

        I think I’d be to worried as well.

      • 157 Susan P January 15, 2014 at 14:45

        Exactly. And keep your katana handy.

      • 158 Professor VJ Duke January 15, 2014 at 18:43

        I should carry it about with me more often then I do.

      • 159 Susan P January 15, 2014 at 19:02

        Well, whose fault is that? ;)

      • 160 Professor VJ Duke January 15, 2014 at 23:32

        The dadblame police!

      • 161 Susan P January 16, 2014 at 01:57

        One of them interviewed me today, you know. Better be careful what you say. I mean, it’s safe enough to talk like that to me, but you never know who the squirrel is covering for.

      • 162 Professor VJ Duke January 16, 2014 at 14:15

        Ooo, really? Were they being nasty?

      • 163 Susan P January 16, 2014 at 17:36

        It was hard to say. They were showing their teeth, but I couldn’t tell if it was a threat or if they were smiling. You know.

      • 164 Professor VJ Duke January 16, 2014 at 22:48

        Definitely a threat, for sure!

      • 165 Susan P January 16, 2014 at 22:58

        Beware, Professor, beware.

      • 166 Professor VJ Duke January 16, 2014 at 23:03

        I do, I will!

      • 167 Susan P January 16, 2014 at 23:06

        Bwahahahaha!

      • 168 Professor VJ Duke January 16, 2014 at 23:15

        Two and five gulps.

      • 169 Susan P January 16, 2014 at 23:26

        What larks!

      • 170 Professor VJ Duke January 16, 2014 at 23:46

        Cosette was a lark, I think.

      • 171 Susan P January 17, 2014 at 12:26

        That was Joe’s line in Great Expectations.

      • 172 Professor VJ Duke January 17, 2014 at 13:57

        I felt bad for him. He should have got more vicious.

      • 173 Susan P January 17, 2014 at 14:21

        That wasn’t Joe…but his gentle kindness paid off in the end you know.

      • 174 Professor VJ Duke January 17, 2014 at 18:31

        It did? I don’t recall it doing so!

      • 175 Susan P January 17, 2014 at 19:48

        He saved Pip from death.

      • 176 Professor VJ Duke January 17, 2014 at 23:36

        That’s true. Maybe he is some good.

      • 177 Susan P January 18, 2014 at 15:20

        He is a flat character, but to my way of thinking he is an endearing one.

      • 178 Professor VJ Duke January 18, 2014 at 18:18

        I think you’re right. That’s how I felt about him,too

      • 179 Susan P January 19, 2014 at 17:39

        His wife on the other hand…

      • 180 Professor VJ Duke January 19, 2014 at 20:49

        I forget about her.

      • 181 Susan P January 20, 2014 at 01:48

        Never does to leave the distaff out of the loop.

      • 182 Professor VJ Duke January 20, 2014 at 13:57

        That’s what you say!

      • 183 Susan P January 20, 2014 at 14:27

        You’d like to think that, wouldn’t you?

      • 184 Professor VJ Duke January 20, 2014 at 17:18

        Yes!

      • 185 Susan P January 20, 2014 at 18:02

        Let me know how that works out for you. :D

      • 186 Professor VJ Duke January 21, 2014 at 00:58

        I will, dadblameit!

      • 187 Susan P January 21, 2014 at 02:37

        :D

    • 188 Professor VJ Duke January 15, 2014 at 00:59

      Sprinkles too… Well…DR, you should call them Jimmies. Otherwise, the professor will feel silly! :)

      They sure can!!!

  12. 189 Jackie January 14, 2014 at 21:32

    I love squirrels and do not view them as evil but I know many people do view them that way. They’re cute and cuddly looking but they are wild animals not domesticated pets. I have no idea why the squirrel is being aggressive towards you. Maybe the rascally rodent doesn’t like top hats. *shrugs*

    Sprinkles is what I call them. The jimmies vs sprinkles debate is a testy one:

    http://www.boston.com/bostonglobe/ideas/articles/2011/03/13/the_jimmies_story/

    • 190 Professor VJ Duke January 15, 2014 at 00:58

      That must be it. The professor would (secretly) like a squirrel for a pet. I once saw a Lady in a pet store with one. She save its life. The little bugger was running all over her. Made me want one. :)

      Interesting! What a way to start a war. Must think on this.

      • 191 Jackie January 15, 2014 at 01:11

        Enjoy your food for thought and be sure to sprinkle it with jimmies. ;-)

      • 192 Professor VJ Duke January 15, 2014 at 01:19

        :lol: I love using them together. Good punchalicious job, Jackie!

      • 193 Jackie January 15, 2014 at 01:51

        Thank you, Professor! 8-)

      • 194 Professor VJ Duke January 15, 2014 at 13:50

        Sure!!! :)

  13. 195 L. Marie January 14, 2014 at 21:25

    I call them sprinkles. :-)
    You have to watch out for squirrels. They try to look cute, but they’re really trying to take over the world.

    • 196 Professor VJ Duke January 15, 2014 at 00:55

      Interesting! The professor feels funny now, I think.

      I thought so! Especially the red ones with giant claws!

  14. 197 ilargia64 January 14, 2014 at 19:33

    I trust you about the “evil creature”…When I was at the Grand Canyon, there were adds everywhere saying that more people were bitten by squarrels tan by any other animal!

    • 198 Professor VJ Duke January 15, 2014 at 00:49

      Really? Are squirrels vicious, then? I thought so!

  15. 199 bardictale January 14, 2014 at 17:46

    It depends who’s visiting the inn. I use both^^
    Did you try getting it its own hat?

    • 200 Professor VJ Duke January 15, 2014 at 00:47

      Do you? That’s nice to know. Were you (or are you) from the Eastern US?

      No, I didn’t. Think thou that’s the problem?

      • 201 bardictale January 15, 2014 at 04:55

        Nope^^

        Indeed I do.

      • 202 Professor VJ Duke January 15, 2014 at 13:57

        Well, then I should get him one. I can’t imagine why I should give him a gift. He certainly doesn’t deserve one!

  16. 203 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister January 14, 2014 at 16:54

    Jimmies is a fun name. Go with it. I call them sprinkles. I haven’t an affection for them, so I had no idea they had a first name. I learn so much.

    I enjoy watching squirrels chase each other about.

    • 204 Professor VJ Duke January 14, 2014 at 17:17

      It must be what we call them here! Strange. But Audith, you should have known his first name. I can’t imagine how dealt with him before…

      And the professor’s top hat?

      • 205 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister January 14, 2014 at 20:21

        Why would I have know his first name? I’m missing something very important and I’m frustrated with myself. My mind isn’t as it should be today. Sorry, Duketh.

        I love it. Show it to me.

      • 206 Professor VJ Duke January 15, 2014 at 00:51

        :lol: Audith, you make me laugh!

        ==]:-{)+

      • 207 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister January 15, 2014 at 03:36

        I’m very serious, surely I’m missing the punchy punch line, Duketh. *smirking and making a clicking sound with my tongue that sounds like…Taah* :lol:

        Ooooo, Awwww There it is, Ole Faithful!

      • 208 Professor VJ Duke January 15, 2014 at 13:54

        You know, Bud Parker does such clicking with his tongue!

        :lol: Ole Faithful? Now I fee old.

      • 209 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister January 15, 2014 at 14:52

        Now are you suggesting he and I have something in common? Besides saying Dude too much? I gotta get a sword. Naw. I shall battle using sweetness instead. :D

        I’m sorry. Don’t feel old, Duketh. :) I like the hat!

      • 210 Professor VJ Duke January 15, 2014 at 18:45

        It’s impossible to win a war using sweetness. Just ask Hector. He tried, then had to run riot.

        But I’m very old! Older than the mountains, yet younger than the stars.

      • 211 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister January 15, 2014 at 20:36

        Oh, I think I can win a war with sweetness, in the end…that is! :D
        Hector? Spill it. Why are you so obsessed with him? You’ve brought him up before, you know. A bit of a snoozer story he has…maybe? *waits for horns*
        ;)

        I believe you’re half way to a beautiful poem, Duketh. How would you finish it? ;)

      • 212 Professor VJ Duke January 15, 2014 at 23:35

        Snoozer story? What’s that mean? Hector is the bravest ever warrior who is very so brave that he’s very brave!!!!!!!

        With a huff-hum and a double roar!

      • 213 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister January 16, 2014 at 01:30

        I was just ruffling you up, professor. I do wonder who’s Hector you prefer? You have never told me and I’ve asked already once before.

        Yes, that’s right you have horns.

      • 214 Professor VJ Duke January 16, 2014 at 14:12

        The Hector from Troy, you know.

        Thousands of horns.

      • 215 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister January 16, 2014 at 14:55

        Yes, of course! Twas wondering more about Dante, Shakespeare or…forget it.

        I’m going for my bows. Be right back, Duke!

      • 216 Professor VJ Duke January 16, 2014 at 16:25

        No, none of those them.

        :lol: No, don’t do that!

      • 217 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister January 16, 2014 at 18:52

        Thanks for humoring me, Sir. Not.

        I had them, then I put them back.

      • 218 Professor VJ Duke January 16, 2014 at 22:54

        Many thanks!

      • 219 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister January 16, 2014 at 23:04

        That was for me, not you. How professorish of me…

      • 220 Professor VJ Duke January 16, 2014 at 23:14

        Oh. Did you put them on your horns?

      • 221 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister January 16, 2014 at 23:25

        Yes

      • 222 Professor VJ Duke January 16, 2014 at 23:45

        Dadblameit!

      • 223 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister January 16, 2014 at 23:47

        No cursing, Duke.

      • 224 Professor VJ Duke January 16, 2014 at 23:48

        Aw! Just a little?

      • 225 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister January 16, 2014 at 23:51

        Some, and only if you do it for me, too.

      • 226 Professor VJ Duke January 17, 2014 at 00:01

        Swear for you?

      • 227 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister January 17, 2014 at 00:02

        Actually I can’t ask you to do that. Dang it! Dang dang dang

      • 228 Professor VJ Duke January 17, 2014 at 13:53

        Now you’re swearing.

      • 229 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister January 17, 2014 at 15:02

        See what’s happening! I should have asked my dragon to swear for me…

      • 230 Professor VJ Duke January 17, 2014 at 18:38

        Aren’t I your dragon?

      • 231 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister January 17, 2014 at 18:40

        Yes, you are most definitely my dragon.

      • 232 Professor VJ Duke January 17, 2014 at 18:45

        Now I must learn to breathe fire.

      • 233 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister January 17, 2014 at 18:53

        Please do ;) I wonder how you do that?

        I want a sweet dragon at times, too. He should like cookies.

      • 234 Professor VJ Duke January 17, 2014 at 19:10

        I’ll have to figure it out! I imagine it will be difficult.

        I like cookies!

      • 235 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister January 17, 2014 at 22:05

        Don’t harm yourself! I believe it will be, professor. Read all instructions first.

        I’m so glad. :D

      • 236 Professor VJ Duke January 17, 2014 at 23:49

        I will–as soon as I find them!

        But what kind do you think I like?

      • 237 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister January 17, 2014 at 23:51

        Put your reading glasses on, too. ;)

        ……peanut butter…..

      • 238 Professor VJ Duke January 17, 2014 at 23:54

        How do you know I have them?

        Yes! How did you know?

      • 239 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister January 18, 2014 at 00:00

        I don’t..actually you told me you didn’t and then I remembered it was Twain’s glasses I had, not yours.
        I forget that the punchy professor often forgets.

        Lucky guess

      • 240 Professor VJ Duke January 18, 2014 at 18:01

        Ohhh…that’s right.

        I do! And I can’t help it!

        Well, good guess, Audith.

      • 241 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister January 18, 2014 at 18:25

        I know you try to keep it all sorted. :)

        I think you’re just placating me, Duketh. Peanut butter isn’t really your favorite, now is it. ;)

      • 242 Professor VJ Duke January 18, 2014 at 22:34

        :D

        Well, it’s one of them!

      • 243 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister January 18, 2014 at 23:03

        :) Oh, Duketh. You make me laugh.

      • 244 Professor VJ Duke January 19, 2014 at 20:43

        :D

      • 245 Susan P January 14, 2014 at 22:47

        He’s your squirrel ~ you should know his name.

      • 246 Professor VJ Duke January 15, 2014 at 01:00

        Peter maybe?

      • 247 Susan P January 15, 2014 at 01:56

        Peter, if memory serves, was pumpkin eater, not a squirrel.

      • 248 Professor VJ Duke January 15, 2014 at 13:53

        :lol: I’ve just heard that his name is Rufus!

      • 249 Susan P January 15, 2014 at 14:46

        Rufus, huh? Is he related to Ruber and the missing DS?

      • 250 Professor VJ Duke January 15, 2014 at 18:43

        Na, I doubt it. Oh! DS. Plumb forgot to go a-searching. What a huff-humery.

      • 251 Susan P January 15, 2014 at 19:02

        I miss my boy (DS).

      • 252 Professor VJ Duke January 15, 2014 at 23:32

        I’ve just found him…any hour now…

      • 253 Susan P January 16, 2014 at 01:57

        How do you lose a sausage?

      • 254 Lady Pinkrose January 16, 2014 at 02:23

        Darn, I missed out on a good drama here today. (sad face) Why does life have to be so phooey busy sometimes? I wanna be a kid again. This adult stuff reeks cabbage.

      • 255 Susan P January 16, 2014 at 13:45

        Agreed. :)

      • 256 Professor VJ Duke January 16, 2014 at 14:17

        Well, have you tried to be a kid again?

      • 257 Professor VJ Duke January 16, 2014 at 14:16

        He runs away. :lol: Such a nickname!

      • 258 Susan P January 16, 2014 at 17:37

        Somebody needs to put one of those ankle bracelets that they put on people who are on parole.

      • 259 Professor VJ Duke January 16, 2014 at 22:49

        Ooo, I bet DS wouldn’t take to that at all, though.

      • 260 Susan P January 16, 2014 at 22:59

        Not likely to be useful in that quarter.

      • 261 Professor VJ Duke January 16, 2014 at 23:04

        Wouldn’t work with the professor either! I’d rip it off!

      • 262 Susan P January 16, 2014 at 23:17

        :)

      • 263 Susan P January 16, 2014 at 02:01

        Ahhh- at last. My buddy DS.

      • 264 Professor VJ Duke January 16, 2014 at 14:17

        Yes! Nick Warren caught him for us.

      • 265 Susan P January 16, 2014 at 17:39

        I shall send him a box of chocolate covered cherries. Does he prefer dark or light chocolate?

      • 266 Professor VJ Duke January 16, 2014 at 22:51

        Huff-Hum! The professor prefers light chocolate!!

      • 267 Susan P January 16, 2014 at 23:01

        Low fat?

      • 268 Professor VJ Duke January 16, 2014 at 23:06

        I don’t think it matters..

      • 269 Susan P January 16, 2014 at 23:19

        Everything matters. :D

      • 270 Professor VJ Duke January 16, 2014 at 23:42

        I suppose that’s true!

      • 271 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister January 14, 2014 at 22:58

        My mistake, I didn’t know I had a squirrel.

      • 272 Professor VJ Duke January 15, 2014 at 01:01

        The professor is like a squirrel.

      • 273 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister January 15, 2014 at 03:39

        Yes, sneaky, cute, furry, hungry, and chasing people about in circles…you’re right! You are a squirrel…my squirrel.

        Aww, Aud’s so sweet. I know, I couldn’t pass this up. Twas too easy and it was set up beautifully by the professor. ;)

      • 274 Professor VJ Duke January 15, 2014 at 13:55

        Hmm…cute? Furry? Hungry, yes. Maybe you have the wrong professor?

        I usually set myself up, and it’s dadblamery!

      • 275 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister January 15, 2014 at 14:49

        :lol: Possibly

        Your fault!

      • 276 Professor VJ Duke January 15, 2014 at 18:44

        I know!

  17. 277 Lady Pinkrose January 14, 2014 at 15:51

    Hmmm…..I’d say throw peanuts in the opposite direction of your path, so that evil creature, who loves peanuts, is distracted, forgetting all about your top hat.

    And as for those thingies on the cupcake. I call them Rainbow Sprinkles. :-)

    • 278 Professor VJ Duke January 14, 2014 at 17:15

      That’s an awesome idea, Lady P! Do you think it would really work?

      Rainbow Sprinkles…I like the name! I’m not really sure where Jimmies comes from.

      • 279 Lady Pinkrose January 14, 2014 at 21:28

        Well, just to make sure… You could get the cat that is above my comment to chase the squirrel when you throw the peanuts. That is a double whammy. A sure winner!! :-)

        I like Rainbow Sprinkles too. Makes me SMILE. Ya know, that smile word? Hehehehehe

      • 280 Professor VJ Duke January 15, 2014 at 00:56

        :lol: You know, I think we have something there, for sure!

        :lol: The professor rarely smiles, since he’s wicked, you know.

      • 281 Lady Pinkrose January 15, 2014 at 01:05

        Oh, so you are ONE of those BAD boys, huh? ROFLMAO. Now it’s my turn to ask if I should be scared. STOP! I can’t laugh any more. I’ll pee. OMG.

      • 282 Professor VJ Duke January 15, 2014 at 01:17

        Ooo, what bad boy am I like? Whenever you think you’ll die laughing, just picture this cranky professor scowling like a beetle.

      • 283 Lady Pinkrose January 15, 2014 at 01:39

        I am so glad you found me so I can land here. Awesome blog to which as I state, I do have a grin on my face. It doesn’t hurt. Not at all. Cranky or not, a grin or two will give you a facelift. How about that? I know I sure could use one. LOL …… Now, back to that squirrel ….

        You all set on how to keep that rascal off your top hat? And if it is true he belongs to said person below who needs him for his blog, you best give him back. It’s only the right thing to do. Cheerio!

      • 284 Professor VJ Duke January 15, 2014 at 13:50

        But does the professor need one, you think? You do have a good point about grinning, you know.

        I know! The professor will ship him back without a problem. I don’t want the beast. It’s ruining my life.

      • 285 Lady Pinkrose January 15, 2014 at 16:58

        Poor beast. No wonder he was attacking your top hat. He mistook your hat for a brain that needs him for a blog. Ya gotta have some pity for the poor thing. Confusion is a terrible thing.

      • 286 Professor VJ Duke January 15, 2014 at 18:48

        Maybe I should have speaks with him, then?

      • 287 Lady Pinkrose January 15, 2014 at 22:30

        I would think so. Poor rascal.

        Now I must release the cat out of the bag. IF you caught what I am about to say, excuse moi! I have been SO busy today I am just getting to those who I follow. Anywho…..hehehehe

        I called you Prof Frown this morning. There is a play on words. LOL Think of ONE word, leaving out the “r” in frown and what do you get? Hehehehehehe Now you MUST laugh at that one! Playing with words, that is what I LOVE…….Yep, that word definitely fits YOU!

        On Wednesday, January 15, 2014, The Punchy Lands! wrote:

        > Professor VJ Duke commented: “Maybe I should have speaks with him, > then?”

      • 288 Professor VJ Duke January 15, 2014 at 23:41

        But, Lady P, what is the word? Excuse this professor’s dullness! I just can’t figure it out…

        Also, did you really call me Prof Frown, and to whom?

  18. 289 MissTiffany January 14, 2014 at 14:57

    Did you know, in the whole of my life I didn’t know Sprinkles had a first name? I think we shall have to be re-introduced.
    Ah, that vile creature is evil most foul. The worst part is, they have thousands of people thinking they are cute and innocent and they should feed them in public parks. It shouldn’t be so!

    • 290 Professor VJ Duke January 14, 2014 at 17:14

      You certainly shall need to be, for sure! Jimmie’s a nice fellow.

      No! I think Chaos should be informed, and we should have a meeting about this. Something must be done! (It would be great if we could get the little buggers to work for us.)

      • 291 MissTiffany January 15, 2014 at 14:05

        I look forward to it.

        Indeed! I’ll put this on the next meeting itinerary.

      • 292 Professor VJ Duke January 15, 2014 at 18:36

        Yes, definitely do that.

  19. 293 portergirl January 14, 2014 at 14:54

    I call then hundreds & thousands, but very much like Jimmies! Overall, I like the little teeny tiny marshmallows the best.

    Oooh look at the creature! You can see how mean it is just by looking at it. Catch it in your hat and give it a good talking to, that’s what I say :)

    • 294 Professor VJ Duke January 14, 2014 at 17:12

      You too! Fascinating. The marshmallows are great, for sure. :)

      What about a beating? What would the college do about such a problem? I can see it knocking The Dean’s hat off, too.

      • 295 portergirl January 14, 2014 at 17:18

        My goodness The Dean would be FURIOUS if that thing knocked his hat off. He would beat it, for sure, and maybe order Chef to bake it into a pie, just to teach it a lesson. Then, he would come and shout at me for not ensuring the creature was under control :O

      • 296 Professor VJ Duke January 14, 2014 at 17:19

        :lol: :lol: I can see this perfectly! And of course, Lucy, you’d take the blame, too. But it would be a fun hoax to play on him!

      • 297 portergirl January 14, 2014 at 17:26

        It would be jolly fun. Imagine how cross he would be! I do love The Dean, really, you know. But he can be scarey!

      • 298 Professor VJ Duke January 15, 2014 at 00:46

        I know he can be scary. I’d like to see him in a vid, for sure.

      • 299 portergirl January 15, 2014 at 19:39

        I doubt I could ever find anyone quite ‘Dean’ enough to play The Dean! But I shall search for someone :)

      • 300 Professor VJ Duke January 15, 2014 at 23:34

        :lol: I’m sure you’ll do fine! When do you suppose the next show will be out?

      • 301 portergirl January 16, 2014 at 13:52

        We are filming this Saturday, so all going to plan the editing should only take a couple of days. I will post it as soon as it is ready :)

      • 302 Professor VJ Duke January 16, 2014 at 14:21

        Can’t wait! Looking forward to it, Lucy. :)

      • 303 portergirl January 16, 2014 at 14:37

        Your enthusiasm has forced me to consult with my team and it is agreed that more videos, with more characters, must be our priority from now on! If this continues, The Professor will have to take up residence in Old College!

      • 304 Professor VJ Duke January 16, 2014 at 16:22

        Oh, Lucy, the professor is very pleased! Many thanks! I think I might fit well at the Old College!

      • 305 portergirl January 16, 2014 at 16:27

        You would be perfect! Maybe, if you would grant me permission one day, I would write an episode where you would visit me there? We could upset The Dean together. It is an interesting thought. You must let me know if one day you would allow me to do that. All I ask is you give it a thought :)

      • 306 Professor VJ Duke January 16, 2014 at 16:33

        That sounds really cool to this professor! How would you go about it?

      • 307 portergirl January 16, 2014 at 16:43

        With as much care and skill as I can muster! You would have final approval and as much or little input as you would like. I will send you my email via twitter and if you would like to discuss it please do get in touch. I won’t be offended if you change your mind :)

      • 308 Professor VJ Duke January 16, 2014 at 22:39

        Will be in touch. Sounds like a neat idea!

  20. 309 ladycheetah7 January 14, 2014 at 14:24

    Jimmies eh? Sounds like a sausage. As for that evil creature in the picture I have had experience with such and they will leave when they are prepared to explore new territory. My visitors that guarded my door and camped out on my porch have vacated the premises.
    :O

    • 310 Professor VJ Duke January 14, 2014 at 14:29

      Maybe I should just call them hundreds and thousands…

      But I wonder if there’s a way to get rid of them faster…?

      • 311 ladycheetah7 January 14, 2014 at 14:36

        Maybe they will go away at the end of the season. Not sure. Let me know if you come up with any ideas that don’t involve merciless killing.

      • 312 Professor VJ Duke January 14, 2014 at 17:10

        I’m really drawling a blank. Maybe you can come up with an idea?

      • 313 ladycheetah7 January 14, 2014 at 17:17

        Perhaps they are just minding their business. What are you doing to provoke them?

      • 314 Professor VJ Duke January 14, 2014 at 17:18

        Maybe disturbing their nest? I wonder where squirrels make their nest. In the ground?

  21. 315 weggieboy January 14, 2014 at 14:08

    Jimmie Sprinkle, of the PL cake bakery Sprinkles family, I presume?

    • 316 Professor VJ Duke January 14, 2014 at 14:29

      :lol: Yes! Isn’t it rather a good name?

  22. 317 FictionFan January 14, 2014 at 14:03

    Well, jimmies is a bit more imaginative than sprinkles, but here we call them hundreds and thousands, Fitz-Spitz-Prof-C-W-W. The evil creature is stunningly gorgeous.

    • 318 Professor VJ Duke January 14, 2014 at 14:28

      Do you really? Now that is so coolio. I kinda thought jimmies had it up on sprinkles! But now…I like hundreds and thousands. Must try this out, next time.

      Oh dear. I do like when you call me C-W-W…

      It maybe is. It’s very mean, though.

      • 319 FictionFan January 14, 2014 at 14:55

        A great excuse to have another cupcake…

        Do you? Then I shall continue to do so, C-W-W. :D

        Perhaps it’s just jealous. Maybe you should make it a little top hat of its own. And then you could have top-hat-knocking-off competitions…

      • 320 Professor VJ Duke January 14, 2014 at 17:13

        A cherry one.

        I do, yes. It’s an endearing term, I think.

        :lol: I could only imagine. The competition would be fierce!

      • 321 FictionFan January 14, 2014 at 20:53

        A chocolate one! With chocolate icing (frosting)…and chocolate hundreds and thousands…mmm!

        It is intended as such… :D

        I wonder who would win? I suspect the evil creature might just have the edge. Though it would be cheating really since the Professor’s hat would be a much bigger target…unless he has a really tiny head, of course…

      • 322 Professor VJ Duke January 15, 2014 at 00:54

        With a cherry inside!

        :D I appreciate the name. It’s funny, each PFM has a different name for me. :D

        :lol: What do you think?

      • 323 FictionFan January 15, 2014 at 15:19

        But mine’s the best… ;)

        Well, I’m not sure…the Professor is such an enigma, anything’s possible…

      • 324 Professor VJ Duke January 15, 2014 at 18:47

        Well…well!

        I’m really not. :lol: Really.


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