PUNCHY PARODY: Lord of the Flies

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Produced by MicP Studios
Directed by Mic Pencilpoint
Screenplay by Professor VJ Duke and Nicholas Warren
Music by MicP Studios and Symphonist Sepperl

Cast:
Schwarz Tauptinker
Ruber Salami
Drake
&
Daddy Salami as The Lord of the Flies

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155 Responses to “PUNCHY PARODY: Lord of the Flies”


  1. 1 Nancy Loderick January 21, 2014 at 21:27

    Very well done Professor! The prefect way to end my day with a smile. Right now, we’re at the beginning of a nor’easter snow storm, so it’s fun to think about coconuts and tropical islands, even if there are scary people there.

    Nancy

    • 2 Professor VJ Duke January 22, 2014 at 14:11

      :lol: I hear you! It’s very cold here, and we’ve got lots of snow!

  2. 3 Angeline M January 21, 2014 at 03:45

    Oh, my….we should have teamed up today, My post for today is a photo of>>>>a COCONUT! I could have offered it up to Lord of the Salamis.
    Great parody.

    • 4 Professor VJ Duke January 21, 2014 at 18:18

      :lol: That is hilarious! Salami would have loved it, I’m sure. And thanks!

  3. 5 Gene'O January 19, 2014 at 22:58

    Fabulous work! I think Salami’s laugh is scarier, but Drake is veryvery creepy. I subscribed to MicP’s channel, and this video made my “Too Cool to Classify” list. I don’t actually produce videos, but I have a channel that I use to curate good stuff while I’m having my YouTube time, because I love to blog videos, but I hate having to search for them right when I need them.

    • 6 Professor VJ Duke January 20, 2014 at 13:55

      Many thanks! The professor is thrilled that you enjoyed it. You know, I think I must agree about Salami’s laugh–it’s more outlandish too!

      I’m truly honored that it made that list! :)

  4. 7 Hazy January 18, 2014 at 10:25

    Nice production! The music and effects were superb. I’ve never bothered to read the book, but I think I will like this skit more.

    Schwarz looking for (and calling out to) the coconuts was fantastic. :lol: Drake was probably some kind of doublecrosser, eh?

    • 8 Professor VJ Duke January 18, 2014 at 18:16

      Many thanks, Hazy! Twas a ukulele in the beginning!

      :lol: Only Schwarz would do such a thing! I think so…he does seem wicked, doesn’t he?

      • 9 Hazy January 24, 2014 at 09:12

        Yes, he does. But just a bit. Perhaps he had a good reason…

      • 10 Professor VJ Duke January 24, 2014 at 15:07

        The professor always does…

  5. 11 Jackie January 18, 2014 at 00:38

    I loved this! It was super-duper punchalicious! 8-)

    • 12 Professor VJ Duke January 18, 2014 at 18:01

      Thank you, Jackie! Did you find Drake’s laugh scarier than Salami’s? There’s been some debate on that.

      • 13 Jackie January 19, 2014 at 03:56

        No – I think Salami’s is scarier.

      • 14 Professor VJ Duke January 19, 2014 at 20:48

        Love the new gravatar, Jackie! I think you’re right.

      • 15 Jackie January 19, 2014 at 21:15

        Thank you! I’m glad you like it. The laugh of Salami creeps into you like a chill wind in the dead of winter. It oozes insidious and evil mischief making. It makes you wish you had worn ear plugs. The other guy? Meh. Not so much.

      • 16 Professor VJ Duke January 20, 2014 at 13:52

        :lol: That is a fantastic description! Mind if I steal it–for use on his profile?

      • 17 Jackie January 20, 2014 at 13:55

        Thank you. Not at all! I would be honored. :-D

  6. 18 The Dancing Rider January 17, 2014 at 21:44

    Of course DS is Lord! Intro music, and ocean sounds were fab!

    I do love Schwarz’s “common sense” observations about being surrounded by water. ;-) He knew Drake was up to something, and that is probably going to sink the newcomers!

    Btw, also enjoyed the birdy sounds on the island. Next installment please! :)

    • 19 Professor VJ Duke January 17, 2014 at 23:48

      Many thanks, DR! DS played the ukulele for the music.

      That’s true. Schwarz is semi smart and semi dull, wouldn’t you say?

      Another one? We weren’t planning on it…

      • 20 The Dancing Rider January 18, 2014 at 14:40

        Schwarz is an enigma……. Oh! No follow-up. That is ok! :)

      • 21 Professor VJ Duke January 18, 2014 at 18:16

        Why an enigma?

      • 22 The Dancing Rider January 18, 2014 at 19:31

        Smart sometimes, dull others, yet right on the pulse of things. Eek.

      • 23 Professor VJ Duke January 18, 2014 at 22:36

        He’s unnerving, that’s it! (Love the new gravatar!)

      • 24 The Dancing Rider January 18, 2014 at 22:40

        He IS unnerving. Thanks for being kind about the new gravatar!

      • 25 Professor VJ Duke January 19, 2014 at 20:42

        I like it. The professor bets you’re looking at a cake! :)

      • 26 The Dancing Rider January 19, 2014 at 21:12

        Oh, how I wish. Perhaps some potato chips though. Or perhaps a bemused private joke about something!

        Say, Professor, from which part of the country do you hail? It is abnormally warm there, like here? Or arctic vortex stuff. :/

      • 27 Professor VJ Duke January 20, 2014 at 13:52

        Ooo, a private joke is always great!

        Arctic vortex stuff!!! The professor is by Pittsburgh, PA. We’ve got snow on the ground and it’s rather chilly! Where are you?

      • 28 The Dancing Rider January 20, 2014 at 14:01

        We are in Northern California. Morning temps lower than usual, afternnoon about 10- 15 degrees higher than usual. And no rain for over 46 days. Really bad. We have water restrictions, and drought has been declared for the state.

      • 29 Professor VJ Duke January 20, 2014 at 17:17

        All we’ve been getting here is either rain or snow! The professor wants sun!

      • 30 The Dancing Rider January 20, 2014 at 21:23

        Sounds miserable! Hang in there!

      • 31 Professor VJ Duke January 21, 2014 at 01:09

        I’ll try! I wouldn’t want a drought, though.

  7. 32 ladycheetah7 January 17, 2014 at 20:13

    Very good Professor. That was the first I remember hearing Schwarz talk so much. Thw sounds he makes are hilarious.

    • 33 Professor VJ Duke January 17, 2014 at 23:41

      Now I’m beginning to think you like Schwarz…

      • 34 ladycheetah7 January 17, 2014 at 23:49

        Oh yeah you would….

      • 35 Professor VJ Duke January 17, 2014 at 23:53

        But you don’t deny it…

      • 36 ladycheetah7 January 18, 2014 at 00:00

        If I were to say no you would continue to press as if I were lying. If I were to say yes you would never let it be. So I will answer as the Professor would and say I might answer ( evil snickering)

      • 37 Professor VJ Duke January 18, 2014 at 18:00

        Haha. :lol: Lady, you can’t play the professor on the professor!

      • 38 ladycheetah7 January 18, 2014 at 18:43

        Hey, what can I say! It was worth a try.
        :-)

      • 39 Professor VJ Duke January 18, 2014 at 22:35

        You should say you were being wicked…

  8. 40 Bethy January 17, 2014 at 18:29

    The video was great! My favorite: the evil laugh. And there is something endearing about Schwartz. I do like coconuts and I seem to eat a fair amount of them…

    • 41 Professor VJ Duke January 17, 2014 at 18:45

      Thanks!!! :) Whose? Drake’s or Salami’s? Mr. Tauptinker is a bit silly in the head, though!

      You know, I’ve never had coconut milk!

      • 42 Bethy January 17, 2014 at 18:57

        The scariest most evil was Drake’s, but they were both good as evil laughs go!

        He might be silly in the head, but he’s practical in a silly way. I mean I would want to know where all the coconuts were going and not just take someone else’s word for it. Just sayin’!

        Really?? I use almond milk the most, but coconut the second most. You will have to try making my rice pudding. With cherries of course! :D

      • 43 Professor VJ Duke January 17, 2014 at 19:11

        Haha. Salami was rather sweet in this one. Sometimes he has a really wicked laugh! Like in the haunted one, I think.

        That’s a good point. Schwarz might be more intelligent than I give him credit for!

        Yes! That would be so good…well, not how I make it probably!

      • 44 Bethy January 20, 2014 at 11:02

        DS was probably sweet because he was getting all the coconuts he could eat delivered to his front door!

        Practice makes perfect! You probably wouldn’t have enjoyed some of the first cookies I ever baked!

      • 45 Professor VJ Duke January 20, 2014 at 14:01

        Haha, I never thought about that. But you’re probably right.

        Oh yes, I would!

      • 46 Bethy January 20, 2014 at 14:30

        Of course I am. :D
        Then you must have an incredible sweet tooth!

      • 47 Professor VJ Duke January 20, 2014 at 17:23

        :lol: Especially if it was cherry in one way or another.

      • 48 Bethy January 21, 2014 at 20:23

        Um…I think my first cooking project was molasses crinkles. Kind of like a chewy gingersnap cookie. I haven’t always been friends with cherries (canned ones always seemed yuck to me) although I have always loved fresh cherries.

      • 49 Professor VJ Duke January 22, 2014 at 14:05

        The professor likes both. And I love chewy molasses cookies! You should bring some over.

      • 50 Bethy January 23, 2014 at 00:59

        I would be delighted to bring some over. But first I have to do some experimenting. Since I stopped working with wheat flour in 2012 I haven’t made them…so I would have to get out my giant chemistry set and see if I could recreate them in a yummy gluten-free way!

      • 51 Professor VJ Duke January 23, 2014 at 16:59

        That would be interesting! The professor bets you’d figure it out, for sure.

      • 52 Bethy January 24, 2014 at 19:11

        most likely. Given enough uninterrupted time!

      • 53 Professor VJ Duke January 24, 2014 at 22:29

        :lol:

  9. 54 Anja January 17, 2014 at 18:24

    The one book I will never read again….at least this video was good. :)

    • 55 Professor VJ Duke January 17, 2014 at 18:44

      Thanks, Anja! The Punchy version was sweeter, wouldn’t you say? Maybe next, we do a P&P version.

      • 56 Anja January 17, 2014 at 18:46

        Much sweeter and yes to P & P

      • 57 Professor VJ Duke January 17, 2014 at 19:07

        But who should play Darby?

      • 58 Anja January 18, 2014 at 01:11

        Manly Man

      • 59 Professor VJ Duke January 18, 2014 at 18:04

        Not Drake?

      • 60 Anja January 18, 2014 at 23:38

        If you wish :)

      • 61 Professor VJ Duke January 19, 2014 at 20:45

        Well, I’ve got to think about it.

  10. 62 Susan P January 17, 2014 at 18:19

    Now I want to go to the beach! Nice evil laugh.

    It does seem to me that a diet of coconuts, though nourishing, might pale after awhile.

    • 63 Professor VJ Duke January 17, 2014 at 18:41

      Even if it meant going to Drake’s island? Whose laugh? Salami’s or Drake’s?

      Yucketh, indeed! I’ve never had coconut milk, you know.

      • 64 Susan P January 17, 2014 at 19:52

        Drakes. Coconut milk is sweet, and good for you.

      • 65 ladycheetah7 January 17, 2014 at 20:15

        What brand of Coconut milk is sweet? The ones I have tried were either nutty or digusting.

      • 66 Susan P January 17, 2014 at 20:17

        I don’t eat a lot of sweets, so maybe that’s why it tastes sweet to me. Of course, I drink goat milk, so… ;)

      • 67 ladycheetah7 January 17, 2014 at 20:25

        You are so brave.

      • 68 Susan P January 17, 2014 at 23:13

        I am an adventurer. :D

      • 69 Professor VJ Duke January 17, 2014 at 23:52

        And I’m Riot.

      • 70 Susan P January 18, 2014 at 15:26

        Some days you are a riot.

      • 71 Professor VJ Duke January 18, 2014 at 18:20

        :D I like that!

      • 72 Susan P January 19, 2014 at 17:45

        And you always make me smile. So…if we use that kind of reasoning, you and Smiles may well be one and the same.

      • 73 Professor VJ Duke January 19, 2014 at 20:50

        Maybe we’re related…

      • 74 Susan P January 20, 2014 at 01:49

        Third cousins once removed?

      • 75 Professor VJ Duke January 20, 2014 at 14:00

        You know, the professor isn’t even sure what the once removed junk means.

      • 76 Susan P January 20, 2014 at 14:28

        Neither does Susan, but it sounds good, don’t you think?

      • 77 Professor VJ Duke January 20, 2014 at 17:21

        I sure do!

      • 78 Susan P January 20, 2014 at 18:04

        Wow–that’s two agreements. Wait…are you playing me?

      • 79 Professor VJ Duke January 21, 2014 at 01:00

        The professor never plays, you know.

      • 80 Susan P January 21, 2014 at 02:38

        snicker

      • 81 Professor VJ Duke January 17, 2014 at 23:40

        Salami will be upset about the competition. Then I must get some.

      • 82 Susan P January 18, 2014 at 15:21

        Ah, well, Salami will survive.

      • 83 Professor VJ Duke January 18, 2014 at 18:19

        He will, and Ruber will suffer! :lol:

      • 84 Susan P January 19, 2014 at 17:42

        There are the hunters and there are the victims. DS might still be waiting at the bottom of a cliff somewhere….

      • 85 Professor VJ Duke January 19, 2014 at 20:49

        I think he’s turning to be sweeter.

      • 86 Susan P January 20, 2014 at 01:49

        Yes, but did he get out of the water?

      • 87 Professor VJ Duke January 20, 2014 at 13:58

        Was he in water?

      • 88 Susan P January 20, 2014 at 14:27

        I believe he got pushed off of the cliff by Ruber before Christmas.

      • 89 Professor VJ Duke January 20, 2014 at 17:19

        Ruber wouldn’t do such a thing–I hope!

      • 90 Susan P January 20, 2014 at 18:03

        Of course not. Butter would not melt in his mouth.

      • 91 Professor VJ Duke January 21, 2014 at 00:59

        Oh yes it would!

      • 92 Susan P January 21, 2014 at 02:37

        As in liar liar pants on fire?

  11. 93 Lady Pinkrose January 17, 2014 at 16:36

    I’m on the edge of my seat! What an ending! Oh my! Is there more???

    • 94 Professor VJ Duke January 17, 2014 at 18:40

      More what, Lady P?

      • 95 Lady Pinkrose January 17, 2014 at 22:38

        Of the story of course. You left us with a cliff hanger. What is going to happen on that island? How can those three men survive on just coconuts? Is there really a Lord of the Flies? And what does he look like? All hairy and big bulgy eyes like a real fly? And why would he eat cocunuts?

        See, all these questions, leaving me quite vexed. I’ve been thinking about this story all day long. Really. Dark caves. Big eyes. Cocunuts. Drake.

        Even as I tried to focus on taking photos, my very fav thing to do, I could hear that evil laugh in my ear, and I quickly looked over my shoulder. My stomach did flip flops, and cause my hands began to shake, some of my pictures came out blurry. (sad face) It’s all Drake’s fault.

      • 96 Professor VJ Duke January 17, 2014 at 23:52

        But did you know, Lady P, there wasn’t a planned sequel. You see, the PL’ers were starring in the skit. For more info on the characters, just scroll over “The Hut”. :)

        Those are good questions, and the professor couldn’t answer them, you know.

        :lol: I’m so sorry! Are you going to have nightmare?

      • 97 Lady Pinkrose January 17, 2014 at 23:59

        Now I am confused like that poor rascal squirrel. As for nightmares, I’m so beyond punchy tired I won’t remember hitting the pillow. But IF I do have nightmares, I will grab my Owl Hat, put it on and that will chase the Drake nightmare away. I’ll also grab my baseball bat just in case any bats from the cave are about.

        There. I think I have it all covered except for the confusion bit and all, so I will just have to go to the “Hut” wherever that is. You are perplexing, Prof Frown.

      • 98 Professor VJ Duke January 18, 2014 at 18:00

        An owl hat? That sounds cool! Tell me about it. :)

        I’m sorry. Can I help with something? The professor is very confusing, you know.

  12. 99 Painting Pundit January 17, 2014 at 16:17

    Will we see more of Drake?

    • 100 Professor VJ Duke January 17, 2014 at 18:40

      Would you like to?

      • 101 Painting Pundit January 17, 2014 at 23:42

        I think he is an interesting addition!! Could have some more intrigue happening!

      • 102 Professor VJ Duke January 17, 2014 at 23:53

        Definitely! A lot of new PL characters will make their debut this year. They’ve been waiting.

      • 103 Painting Pundit January 18, 2014 at 00:00

        Great!!! More fun to come!

      • 104 Professor VJ Duke January 18, 2014 at 18:01

        Yes! More Punchyish things too!

  13. 105 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister January 17, 2014 at 16:00

    Lord of the Flies, really!!!!! I love this more more and more, Duke. The music completely set the scene and the sound effects sold me. I want to go visit Piggy. I don’t know why I enjoy the book, I just do.

    Coconuts and caves, oh boy. :} He really is something. Drake is of interest. Well done!

    • 106 Professor VJ Duke January 17, 2014 at 18:40

      Thanks, Audith. That was a ukulele in the beginning. The drum was done on a uke, too. We forgot about Piggy! It’s all Nick’s fault!!!

      Do you think Drake is good or bad?

      • 107 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister January 17, 2014 at 18:51

        I had a feeling! Did I ever tell you that my friend took ukulele lessons in Hawaii? It was last summer. :) Tons of ukulele playing music teachers… :lol:

        I didn’t think any of them were Piggy, but that’s okay. It was still fantastic, Duketh! I should have words with Nick. He’s the one whose read it, right? :)

        I think, bad. Don’t you?

      • 108 Professor VJ Duke January 17, 2014 at 19:09

        You did not tell me! How did it go? Did he (or she) play the tenor? Is there? Or are you joking?

        How’d you know that? :)

        Yes, very bad.

      • 109 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister January 17, 2014 at 22:30

        Mostly, it was a week long conference on how to teach children to play. She and another music teacher in our area went. I should ask about tenor…sax though? Right? Definitely not joking. I found it interesting that it was an actual conference, to tell you the truth.

        You told us after the book rip awhile back… :)

        Thought so…I pay attention.

      • 110 Professor VJ Duke January 17, 2014 at 23:51

        I meant tenor uke, actually. Sorry I’m confusing! The conference seems interesting.

        I did? Wowawee!

        You sure do!

      • 111 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister January 17, 2014 at 23:55

        Actually, I should have caught that. I don’t know my ukes. :lol: NO it doesn’t…go find your horns.

        :lol:

      • 112 Professor VJ Duke January 18, 2014 at 18:00

        You should have! It doesn’t???

      • 113 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister January 18, 2014 at 18:28

        Well sorry!!!! LOL Sometimes my mind needs sorting, too. :lol:

        Maybe with the right people along it would be. I fear I’d fall for a ukulele playing Hawaiian and then where would that leave me? Ha!

      • 114 Professor VJ Duke January 18, 2014 at 22:35

        :lol: All the time!

        You would not! I wouldn’t let you!

      • 115 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister January 18, 2014 at 23:01

        All the time? Now whose being mean? :lol:

        How do you know? It could happen….I’m so glad you’ve decided to join me on my uke trip. What would you do to keep me from the ukulele Hawaiian, dear dragon. :) That tune can be very intriguing. (I cannot even pretend that’s true) :lol:

      • 116 Professor VJ Duke January 19, 2014 at 20:42

        I’m so dadblame sorry!

        I’d blow lots and lots of fire!

      • 117 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister January 19, 2014 at 21:41

        We keep trading that phrase around…

        How original, Duketh!!! ;)

      • 118 Professor VJ Duke January 20, 2014 at 13:53

        Now you’re laughing me to scorn! :lol:

      • 119 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister January 20, 2014 at 15:17

        I wouldn’t do that, Duketh! :lol:

      • 120 Professor VJ Duke January 20, 2014 at 17:28

        I believe you slightly!

      • 121 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister January 20, 2014 at 19:22

        Have I ever made you feel like you couldn’t?

      • 122 Professor VJ Duke January 21, 2014 at 01:05

        No…

      • 123 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister January 21, 2014 at 01:08

        Good, keep it that way, please.

      • 124 Professor VJ Duke January 21, 2014 at 01:12

        I might try.

      • 125 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister January 21, 2014 at 01:15

        You….better.

      • 126 Professor VJ Duke January 21, 2014 at 01:37

        I will! :)

  14. 127 L. Marie January 17, 2014 at 14:52

    Ha ha!!! Love that ending! The perfect cast for Lord of the Flies.

    • 128 Professor VJ Duke January 17, 2014 at 18:38

      Many thanks. :)

  15. 129 FictionFan January 17, 2014 at 14:30

    :lol: Brilliant! See how smart my Schwarzy is? (Now I get your cocunut reference!) The music was lovely…I really wanted to be on that island…at first. And what a twist at the end! That evil sausage – scary!! (Drake’s a bit scary too…)

    Thank Mic for my Friday treat, will you, Professor

    • 130 Susan P January 17, 2014 at 18:20

      d’accord

      • 131 Professor VJ Duke January 17, 2014 at 18:42

        Ooo, what’s it mean?

      • 132 Susan P January 17, 2014 at 19:53

        I am in agreement. French. I am a polyglot in a small way.

      • 133 Professor VJ Duke January 17, 2014 at 23:40

        You’re the professor’s linguist.

      • 134 Susan P January 18, 2014 at 15:25

        I am a philologist. A geeky sort of thing, but then….

      • 135 Professor VJ Duke January 18, 2014 at 18:20

        I think it’s stellar cool! (Which is the highest and coolest cool, I know of.)

      • 136 Susan P January 19, 2014 at 17:43

        One geek to another, eh? I take after my late father.

      • 137 Professor VJ Duke January 19, 2014 at 20:50

        Not geekish, just professorish.

      • 138 Susan P January 20, 2014 at 01:49

        Pretty much the same thing in various amounts.

      • 139 Professor VJ Duke January 20, 2014 at 13:58

        It is not, dadblameit!

      • 140 Susan P January 20, 2014 at 14:28

        Ah, but ’tis, dadblameit. That’s the dadblamiet of it.

      • 141 Professor VJ Duke January 20, 2014 at 17:20

        The professor can’t argue with that!

      • 142 Susan P January 20, 2014 at 18:03

        I’m glad we’re in agreement on at least one thing. :D

      • 143 Professor VJ Duke January 21, 2014 at 01:00

        We’re always agreeing, I think.

      • 144 Susan P January 21, 2014 at 02:37

        And being agreeable.

    • 145 Professor VJ Duke January 17, 2014 at 18:36

      Why was he smart? (I’m glad you did! I couldn’t get coconuts out of my head yesterday.)

      Twas a ukulele in the beginning. If you were on the island, you and Schwarz could go and hunt coconuts together.

      I thought DS was sweet about the whole thing. (He’s a bad one, for sure.)

      I’ll try to remember to do so.

      • 146 FictionFan January 17, 2014 at 20:35

        Because, unlike Ruber, he sussed that Drake was up to something! ( :lol: I desperately want a coconut now… )

        That would be soooooo lovely! He could sing to me and we could wear matching grass skirts…

        He is…but Drake had a fairly evil little chuckle too…

        Shouldn’t be too hard – I don’t expect he’s too far away…

      • 147 Professor VJ Duke January 17, 2014 at 23:44

        Haha! Neat new word there, FEF. (I don’t think you’ve ever had one.)

        :lol: It’s scary, but the professor can picture that!

        DS will be unhappy about the competition.

        How would you know? He lives close to the studio that you probably don’t believe exists either.

      • 148 FictionFan January 18, 2014 at 00:44

        Oh yes, I have! I love coconuts – I love having to take them into the backyard and bang them with a hammer to get them open…

        :lol: It’s a lovely picture isn’t it? I wonder if Schwarzy has knobbly knees…

        Serves the old sausage right! But his is still the best evil chuckle…at the moment. Drake must get some more chances to practise…

        Oh, I do – but I suspect the Professor lives very close to the studio too – very, very, very close…

      • 149 Professor VJ Duke January 18, 2014 at 18:03

        :lol: That fits your character, for sure. You could use a katana too–like the Samurai Rat does.

        I’m not even sure what knobbly knees look like.

        Salami and Drake have an interesting relationship–as enemies, in a way.

        We’re all not far! (Nor would we consider 400 miles to far too travel!)

      • 150 FictionFan January 18, 2014 at 20:00

        Ooh, that sounds very :cool: But I suspect if I tried that it would all go horribly wrong…

        That must mean you don’t have them.

        So who is Drake anyway? Does he have a profile?

        I find it rather frightening to think of you all living within minutes of each other – like one of these villages Stephen King writes about… ;)

      • 151 Professor VJ Duke January 18, 2014 at 22:37

        Like it does with the hammer?

        I would’t know. Hope that’s a good thing.

        The professor is working on updating a lot. He will have one!

        A Punchy village! :D

      • 152 FictionFan January 19, 2014 at 01:21

        :lol: It does, sometimes!

        A very good thing!

        Well, do get a move on… ;)

        Terrifying! Do you and Mic and Smiles all share a hut?

      • 153 Professor VJ Duke January 19, 2014 at 20:46

        :lol:

        I’ll take your word for it.

        The professor is working very hard–sometimes.

        Oh no!

  16. 154 portergirl January 17, 2014 at 14:17

    That is so awesome! Love the music, too. Well done chaps!

    • 155 Professor VJ Duke January 17, 2014 at 18:30

      Many thanks, Lucy! That’s actually a ukulele in the beginning.


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16. So many thanks, I can't begin to thank you
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