PUNCHY PARODY: Lord of the Flies, Part 3

Well, we come to the end of the Lord of the Flies thingy.

Just a short recap, for the professor fears the following movie moves quickly and fastly—with speed.

A story recap:

In Part 1, Schwarz and Ruber washed up on an island. Drake made them collect coconuts for the “Lord of the Flies.” In the end, Schwarz and Ruber chased Drake because they believed he had hoodwinked them.

In Part 2, King Arthur, Fats Henry, and Frankie wash up on the island. Drake and Daddy Salami convince them to gather coconuts in order to serve the “Lord of the Flies.” Then The Veezler shows up and convinces King Arthur, Fats Henry, and Frankie that Drake and Daddy Salami are lying.

Part 2 ends with Arthur leading Fats Henry and Frankie to confront Drake and Daddy Salami.

 

Produced by MicP Studios
Directed by Mic Pencilpoint
Screenplay by Nicholas Warren
Music by MicP Studios and Symphonist Sepperl

Cast:
Daddy Salami
Drake
The Veezler
King Arthur
Fats Henry
Frankie
Schwarz
Ruber
& The Blue Walrus

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223 Responses to “PUNCHY PARODY: Lord of the Flies, Part 3”


  1. 1 Hazy February 5, 2014 at 13:30

    Schwarz’s lalala singing is fantastic! :lol: I hope to hear more of it in future productions~ Hehaha

    • 2 Professor VJ Duke February 5, 2014 at 19:48

      :D Okay! the professor will keep that in mind.

  2. 3 L. Marie February 3, 2014 at 15:42

    The ending made me laugh out loud!!! I’m still chuckling.

    • 4 Professor VJ Duke February 3, 2014 at 18:49

      :D Salami is so mean!

  3. 5 The Dancing Rider February 1, 2014 at 16:45

    Nothing beats Daddy Salami’s laugh. I will always love it! Schwarz’s singing is a close second. That “tune” sounded vaguely familiar. Scary.

    Enjoy Arthur and how FH seems to follow along. Many of Arthur’s comments are one’s I could see making myself, eek.

    Funny how Veezler knows all … the blue walrus! He and DS are definitely evil. Though I don’t know Veezler well yet. He’s perplexing for now.

    Love the ending…..Chickit, yeah!

    • 6 Professor VJ Duke February 1, 2014 at 23:51

      It was Fur Elise, I believe. DS’s does have a fearful laugh! (How many voice actors do you suppose the professor has?)

      I think Arthur is the call of common sense. I’d hope the professor would do that too!

      Perplexing, yes. But kinda cool!

      Chickit indeed!

      • 7 The Dancing Rider February 2, 2014 at 15:29

        I thought all the voices were the professors! No? If not, you must have many!

        Argh, what a versionof Fur Elise Daddy Salami has! ;-)

      • 8 Professor VJ Duke February 3, 2014 at 14:13

        I’m honored that you thought the professor that gifted! :) But I can’t act to save my life.

        :lol: It’s dadblamery!

      • 9 The Dancing Rider February 3, 2014 at 21:45

        LOL! But, yes, professor, you ARE gifted!

      • 10 Professor VJ Duke February 4, 2014 at 00:05

        In dadblamery, yes.

  4. 11 Jackie February 1, 2014 at 00:27

    Great ending! I love how the Blue Walrus came outta nowhere. Salami’s still got the most evil laugh out of all of them.

    • 12 Professor VJ Duke February 1, 2014 at 23:42

      Many thanks! Yes, I think so too. DS is the mean guy, for sure.

  5. 13 floridaborne January 31, 2014 at 22:01

    Excuse my dyslexia but I thought it was Lord of the Files. Well, well, well, what a surprise. Do you know there’s not a Lord of the Files?

    • 14 Professor VJ Duke February 1, 2014 at 00:15

      Instead of what? Yes, and did you know it was a Blue Walrus?

      • 15 floridaborne February 1, 2014 at 00:52

        If you’re trying to confurs me, you don’t have to work too hard at it. :-)

      • 16 Professor VJ Duke February 1, 2014 at 23:46

        Is the professor confusing?

      • 17 floridaborne February 2, 2014 at 00:08

        You could say “good morning” and I would probably be confused. In the case of 4 footed companions, I use the word “confursed.” :-)

      • 18 Professor VJ Duke February 2, 2014 at 00:31

        Haha! Very nice. Well, have a professorish day! (Is that better?)

  6. 19 Julie Harris January 31, 2014 at 21:53

    The singing and laughs made my day :)

    • 20 Professor VJ Duke February 1, 2014 at 00:13

      Awesome! Who’s laugh did you like the best?

      • 21 Julie Harris February 1, 2014 at 01:23

        The Veezler….but it is hard to choose :)

      • 22 Professor VJ Duke February 1, 2014 at 23:49

        Does he sound like anyone to you?

  7. 23 Bethy January 31, 2014 at 19:47

    I love the ending! I never saw the Blue Walrus coming! And there was a terrific amount of evil laughs! And the singing was awesome!

    • 24 Professor VJ Duke February 1, 2014 at 00:06

      Schwarz was singing Fur Elise, you know–or trying to. Who had the best evil laugh?

      • 25 Bethy February 1, 2014 at 00:43

        Schwarz did a fairly good job.

        That’s the music that should have been in the BOX!!!!!

        Do I really have to choose? What constitutes a good evil laugh?

      • 26 Professor VJ Duke February 1, 2014 at 23:45

        Schwarz? That would be ghostly!

        I’m not sure, really. Maybe DS’s?

      • 27 Bethy February 3, 2014 at 14:49

        Schwarz did a good job singing! Not evil laughing!!

        Maybe DS, yes…

      • 28 Professor VJ Duke February 3, 2014 at 18:34

        His singing was gardooblery!

      • 29 Bethy February 5, 2014 at 18:36

        I beg to differ!

      • 30 Professor VJ Duke February 5, 2014 at 19:57

        You can’t possibly!

      • 31 Bethy February 5, 2014 at 20:27

        I most certainly can!

      • 32 Professor VJ Duke February 6, 2014 at 01:40

        But I don’t see how.

      • 33 Bethy February 6, 2014 at 15:48

        Because I am Bethy! Chickit! :D

      • 34 Professor VJ Duke February 6, 2014 at 17:48

        Chickit indeed! But I suppose the professor will have to accept defeat.

      • 35 Bethy February 8, 2014 at 12:06

        I didn’t know the professor accepted defeat!

      • 36 Professor VJ Duke February 8, 2014 at 15:04

        Only sometimes.

      • 37 Bethy February 10, 2014 at 14:32

        :D

  8. 38 Susan P January 31, 2014 at 17:45

    I fear if I had been there I would have been tempted to put Frankie out of his misery.

    Great ending. It made me smile from ear to ear.

    • 39 Professor VJ Duke January 31, 2014 at 18:55

      Kill Frankie? Whatever, why??? :shock:

      :lol: Many thanks, Susan!

      • 40 Susan P February 1, 2014 at 17:17

        Frankie needs to be tested for ADHD.

      • 41 Professor VJ Duke February 1, 2014 at 23:52

        :lol: Poor Frankie!

      • 42 Susan P February 2, 2014 at 16:45

        :D

    • 43 Bethy January 31, 2014 at 19:47

      I completely agree about Frankie!

      • 44 Professor VJ Duke February 1, 2014 at 00:07

        Howeth cometh?

      • 45 Bethy February 3, 2014 at 14:41

        Well because. I have little patience for people who keep saying the same thing over and over.

      • 46 Professor VJ Duke February 3, 2014 at 18:30

        :lol: I think the poor beast is highly confused.

      • 47 Susan P February 1, 2014 at 17:29

        I thought you might.

      • 48 Bethy February 3, 2014 at 14:41

        You know me well!

      • 49 Susan P February 3, 2014 at 14:56

        Like, Mommy, mommy mommy…

      • 50 Bethy February 3, 2014 at 15:11

        AHHH! No! RUN AWAY!

        Or how about: What are we doing next? And after that? And after that?….

      • 51 Susan P February 3, 2014 at 15:18

        She definitely has a few papa genes. Sheesh.

      • 52 Bethy February 3, 2014 at 15:22

        Yes. So no more Frankie right? :D

      • 53 Susan P February 3, 2014 at 15:28

        No more Frankie.

      • 54 Professor VJ Duke February 3, 2014 at 18:47

        You’ll come to love him.

      • 55 Bethy February 5, 2014 at 18:40

        Hmm.
        Somehow I doubt that.

      • 56 Professor VJ Duke February 5, 2014 at 19:58

        Well…

      • 57 Bethy February 5, 2014 at 20:27

        deep subject. :D

      • 58 Professor VJ Duke February 6, 2014 at 01:40

        :D

      • 59 Professor VJ Duke February 3, 2014 at 18:47

        The professor has professor genes.

      • 60 Susan P February 3, 2014 at 19:14

        I have blue jeans.

      • 61 Professor VJ Duke February 4, 2014 at 00:00

        Black are cooler.

      • 62 Susan P February 4, 2014 at 19:39

        I have a black dress. Does that count?

      • 63 Professor VJ Duke February 4, 2014 at 21:38

        That sure does. Black dresses are cool. Of course, I won’t get one, though.

      • 64 Susan P February 4, 2014 at 23:33

        Kilts come in black. My brother-in-law has one. It’s his working kilt.

      • 65 Professor VJ Duke February 5, 2014 at 00:59

        That’s interesting. What’s he do?

      • 66 Susan P February 5, 2014 at 13:27

        Currently, he’s manager of a grocery store deli.

      • 67 Professor VJ Duke February 5, 2014 at 19:47

        I love delis. He works in his kilt?

      • 68 Susan P February 6, 2014 at 02:32

        Not as a general habit. But on special occasions.

      • 69 Professor VJ Duke February 6, 2014 at 14:00

        Does he play bagpipes?

      • 70 Susan P February 6, 2014 at 21:36

        I’ve never witnessed nor heard him playing them. They are best listened to out in an open field. Recorded pipes are lacking in something or other.

      • 71 Professor VJ Duke February 7, 2014 at 01:19

        Really? How about a saxophone?

      • 72 Susan P February 7, 2014 at 01:34

        I have heard a sax. I think I may feature a sax player on my Monday post if I can come up with an interesting one who plays well.

      • 73 Professor VJ Duke February 7, 2014 at 01:49

        Kenny G!!!! Fly Me To the Moon or any!

      • 74 Susan P February 7, 2014 at 18:47

        Really?

      • 75 Professor VJ Duke February 7, 2014 at 21:15

        Yes. You’re popping my buttons, aren’t you?

      • 76 Susan P February 8, 2014 at 01:31

        No, I am not. Whatever that means. ‘Tis already scheduled. But you have to wait till Monday to find out what it is. And what I wrote…

      • 77 Professor VJ Duke February 8, 2014 at 15:00

        I’m excited! (Isn’t that a cool professorish statement?)

      • 78 Susan P February 8, 2014 at 15:14

        Much better than the currently used “awesome.” I say that even though I have been known to overuse it myself.

      • 79 Professor VJ Duke February 9, 2014 at 19:30

        Haha, so have I.

      • 80 Susan P February 9, 2014 at 20:00

        :D

  9. 81 Painting Pundit January 31, 2014 at 17:33

    Is Frankie a dog? So DS has a first name? Hubert???

    • 82 Professor VJ Duke January 31, 2014 at 18:54

      No, he’s not. What makes you think that? He just likes to growl.

      haha, no, that’s just what Drake calls him.

      • 83 Bethy January 31, 2014 at 19:45

        I was wondering that about Frankie too! He talks like a dog!

      • 84 Professor VJ Duke February 1, 2014 at 00:05

        Like a dog? How does a dog talk? (His profile might clear things up.)

      • 85 Bethy February 1, 2014 at 00:39

        I looked at his profile. I don’t think it cleared anything up. Here’s what his talking reminds me of:

      • 86 Professor VJ Duke February 1, 2014 at 23:44

        :lol: That hilarious. Can’t believe I missed this cartoon!

      • 87 Bethy February 3, 2014 at 14:45

        I can’t believe the professor missed it either!

      • 88 Professor VJ Duke February 3, 2014 at 18:31

        My dadblame mind.

  10. 89 ladycheetah7 January 31, 2014 at 17:25

    The jury is still out on Veezler. Such a strange chap. I wasn’t sure if he was going to laugh or cry because his voice sounds shrill-y.
    Good too see Schwarz and Ruber make an appearance. Kind of lightened up the mood. As always DS leaves his son. Such child abuse.

    • 90 Susan P January 31, 2014 at 17:42

      I agree with you about the Veezler. Kind of just generally creepy.

      • 91 Professor VJ Duke January 31, 2014 at 18:55

        But sweet–like the professor.

      • 92 ladycheetah7 January 31, 2014 at 18:57

        Huh?
        :-P

      • 93 Professor VJ Duke January 31, 2014 at 19:02

        You don’t think the professor is sweet?

      • 94 ladycheetah7 January 31, 2014 at 19:03

        Huh? Lol.
        :-D

      • 95 Professor VJ Duke February 1, 2014 at 00:02

        You’re not answering!

      • 96 Susan P February 1, 2014 at 17:15

        The Professor is a sweet potato?

      • 97 Professor VJ Duke February 1, 2014 at 23:52

        :shock: Good heavens no!

      • 98 Susan P February 2, 2014 at 16:43

        Well, you know, you leave yourself open for any interpretation.

      • 99 Professor VJ Duke February 3, 2014 at 14:14

        I told you I was wicked and mean.

      • 100 Susan P February 3, 2014 at 14:48

        Aren’t we all…at times?

      • 101 Professor VJ Duke February 3, 2014 at 18:33

        Maybe…

      • 102 Susan P February 3, 2014 at 19:08

        Hedging your bets…

      • 103 Professor VJ Duke February 3, 2014 at 23:55

        I always do.

      • 104 Susan P February 4, 2014 at 19:34

        Sooner or later you have to pay the piper.:D

      • 105 Professor VJ Duke February 4, 2014 at 21:33

        The professor is like a piper.

      • 106 Susan P February 4, 2014 at 23:28

        Pied?

      • 107 Professor VJ Duke February 5, 2014 at 00:53

        What does that part mean exactly?

      • 108 Susan P February 5, 2014 at 13:19

        My best guess, backed up by a dictionary, is that it is referring to his colorful patchy clothing.

      • 109 Professor VJ Duke February 5, 2014 at 19:42

        The professor wears a white suit. Very dull.

      • 110 Susan P February 5, 2014 at 19:45

        And here I thought you looked kind of like Columbo.

      • 111 Professor VJ Duke February 5, 2014 at 20:01

        :D The detective?

      • 112 Susan P February 6, 2014 at 02:37

        Yes! He’s one of my favorite people.

      • 113 Professor VJ Duke February 6, 2014 at 14:04

        The professor is not a mystery man, but I must say, I do enjoy his show. I could see myself like that–or like Jason Bourne.

      • 114 Susan P February 6, 2014 at 21:44

        Do you have the same issues as Jason Bourne?

      • 115 Professor VJ Duke February 7, 2014 at 01:22

        :D Yes, now that you mention it. Though the professor has MPD. Not sure he had that.

      • 116 Susan P February 7, 2014 at 01:40

        Not that I know of. :D Professor, that almost sounds like a confession.

      • 117 Professor VJ Duke February 7, 2014 at 01:52

        A confession?

      • 118 Susan P February 7, 2014 at 18:54

        Yes indeedy.
        MPD, huh?

      • 119 Professor VJ Duke February 7, 2014 at 21:17

        Yes…maybe. What are you getting at?

      • 120 Susan P February 8, 2014 at 01:33

        What am I getting at. Is that English?

      • 121 Professor VJ Duke February 8, 2014 at 15:02

        Yes, of course. Isn’t it?

      • 122 Susan P February 8, 2014 at 15:17

        I give up.

      • 123 Professor VJ Duke February 9, 2014 at 19:33

        I don’t see why.

      • 124 Susan P February 9, 2014 at 20:01

        Because monkeys don’t live in the Arctic.

      • 125 Professor VJ Duke February 10, 2014 at 17:00

        Nor does the professor.

      • 126 Susan P February 10, 2014 at 17:20

        Prove it.

      • 127 Professor VJ Duke February 10, 2014 at 19:55

        You’re right. It is like the arctic. About what I said before: I didn’t mean it. :)

      • 128 Susan P February 10, 2014 at 21:10

        :)

    • 129 Professor VJ Duke January 31, 2014 at 18:54

      Do you think he’s a bad chap, or good?

      Schwarz was trying to sing Fur Elise, you know.

      But Ruber is full grown. Can’t count, can it?

      • 130 ladycheetah7 January 31, 2014 at 19:01

        Veezler is a creepy chap. Probably unkept, doesn’t shave” etc. For sure. So just because his child is grown means his father can’t look out for his son?

      • 131 Professor VJ Duke January 31, 2014 at 19:03

        The professor is a creepy chap, too. Why can’t I have cool things said about me, dadblameit?!

        DS thinks so. He was a good dad overall.

      • 132 ladycheetah7 January 31, 2014 at 19:10

        PVJ I work with creepy grunge and you do not strike me as such. If you are you
        hide it very well but I doubt it.Creeps dont read for intellectual stimulation. And you really don’t want that reputation because no one would like you and you would be butt-hurt to discover how vile people would think you to be.

      • 133 Professor VJ Duke February 1, 2014 at 00:03

        Goodness! I think I’ll skip then–if it’s the same to you! (You really know how to scare a professor!)

  11. 134 Angeline M January 31, 2014 at 16:41

    Allrighty then. Daddy Salami is truly wicked! He has outdone himself.
    And what a cliffhanger ending. Surely it’s not over. I mean….the Blue Walrus? You have to continue. You have to!

    • 135 Professor VJ Duke January 31, 2014 at 18:51

      He sure is! Back to former form! Really? But what would happen? Everyone died, I think. Except DS.

      • 136 Angeline M January 31, 2014 at 22:02

        Exactly

      • 137 Professor VJ Duke February 1, 2014 at 00:15

        And you like that.

      • 138 Angeline M February 1, 2014 at 14:42

        Of course I do!

      • 139 Professor VJ Duke February 1, 2014 at 23:50

        Two nods, a wink, and an atomic bomb.

  12. 140 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister January 31, 2014 at 16:24

    The recap was for weak minded, Audith, wasn’t it. ;) I’ll miss the ukulele.

    The singing was center stage today for some reason. I loved it. I never get tired of the character’s voices. They all deserve a raise. :)

    • 141 Susan P January 31, 2014 at 17:43

      Maybe the ukulele-er will grace our ears yet again.

      • 142 Professor VJ Duke January 31, 2014 at 18:55

        He does sometimes as a guitarist.

      • 143 Susan P February 1, 2014 at 17:15

        Not the same thing at all. ;)

      • 144 Professor VJ Duke February 1, 2014 at 23:52

        Really?

      • 145 Susan P February 2, 2014 at 16:44

        Really really. They have a few things in common, but not the same.

      • 146 Professor VJ Duke February 3, 2014 at 14:14

        Guitar is way superior!

      • 147 Susan P February 3, 2014 at 14:48

        I don’t think it’s a case of superior or inferior. Just different. It would be like the Professor comparing himself to Mic.

      • 148 Professor VJ Duke February 3, 2014 at 18:34

        But did you know, FictionFan tries to do it all the time?

      • 149 Susan P February 3, 2014 at 19:08

        Maybe FF knows something I don’t.

      • 150 Professor VJ Duke February 3, 2014 at 23:56

        Of course she doesn’t!

      • 151 Susan P February 4, 2014 at 19:34

        And I should believe this why?

      • 152 Professor VJ Duke February 4, 2014 at 21:33

        Because…uhh…well…why not?

      • 153 Susan P February 4, 2014 at 23:29

        Okay. I can live with that.

      • 154 Professor VJ Duke February 5, 2014 at 00:53

        I must admit, it was a good comeback.

      • 155 Susan P February 5, 2014 at 13:20

        giggle Yep! :D

      • 156 Professor VJ Duke February 5, 2014 at 19:43

        :cool:

    • 157 Professor VJ Duke January 31, 2014 at 18:50

      And the weak minded professor! I seriously gardoobled myself… No, you won’t.

      Schwarz? You liked Schwarz’s singing?

      • 158 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister January 31, 2014 at 20:21

        I knew it. :lol: Scoot over, if we’re gonna both sit here and try to figure this story out I’ll need some space. :D

        Gardoobled? Hiding curses, Duketh? :lol:

        YES I WILL! *clears her throat* A lady shouldn’t be forced to screams.

        No..not at all. Who wrote that? ;)

      • 159 Professor VJ Duke February 1, 2014 at 00:12

        :lol: The professor has a professorish mind. We should watch it together and then look at each other and say, “Huh?”

        No! Not at all. Isn’t it a lovely word?

        I was testing you.

        Beethoven.

      • 160 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister February 1, 2014 at 19:32

        Yes, exactly what I was thinking we should do. :lol:
        Then, I’d say, “Yeah…rewind to that part with the ukulele.”

        I don’t what it means, but it looks nice.

        I passed with flying colors. Look at me proud! :D

        *nods her head*

      • 161 Professor VJ Duke February 2, 2014 at 00:00

        You like the music best, don’t you, Audith? :)

        It sounds nice too–when the professor utters it like Sauron would.

        You did! The professor is proud, too.

        *nods back*

      • 162 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister February 2, 2014 at 20:50

        Duketh, I like the stories best. The music, which is only heard on Fridays, is my favorite part.

        Good grief.

        Team Proud :)

        (we’re so smart)

      • 163 Professor VJ Duke February 3, 2014 at 14:23

        Well, many thanks, Audith.

        That’s what Aaragorn says, too.

        (Maybe you–the professor has some way to go.)

      • 164 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister February 3, 2014 at 16:51

        Aaragorn..you like him?

        I have way to much ground to cover actually.

      • 165 Professor VJ Duke February 3, 2014 at 18:53

        A lot. He’s a hero.

      • 166 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister February 3, 2014 at 20:46

        He is brave. You have very brave heros, Duketh.

      • 167 Professor VJ Duke February 4, 2014 at 00:02

        :D So do you, Audith! ( I think!)

      • 168 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister February 4, 2014 at 01:16

        I do, a good guess, professor.

      • 169 Professor VJ Duke February 4, 2014 at 21:10

        :D I’m good at guessing about flowers.

      • 170 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister February 4, 2014 at 21:53

        Why are you guessing about flowers?

      • 171 Professor VJ Duke February 4, 2014 at 22:29

        Should I not be? I can’t remember the name.

      • 172 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister February 4, 2014 at 22:50

        You should be. Is now the time to say I’m not surprised?… perfectly, Duketh.

      • 173 Professor VJ Duke February 5, 2014 at 00:51

        Carrion flower!

      • 174 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister February 5, 2014 at 01:56

        :lol: How long did that take you??

      • 175 Professor VJ Duke February 5, 2014 at 19:31

        Too long! :lol:

      • 176 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister February 6, 2014 at 05:02

        ;) I’m sorry.

      • 177 Professor VJ Duke February 6, 2014 at 14:08

        You knew all along, didn’t you?

      • 178 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister February 6, 2014 at 14:45

        Yes, but you knew that I knew.

      • 179 Professor VJ Duke February 6, 2014 at 17:38

        I did not, dadblameit! I’m actually quite shocked.

      • 180 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister February 6, 2014 at 20:27

        One doesn’t forget the name of a flower that is described as smelling like a rotting corpse. And to think you offered it as a peace offering. ..

      • 181 Professor VJ Duke February 7, 2014 at 01:08

        I’d accept it as one, you know. Wouldn’t you?

      • 182 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister February 7, 2014 at 05:28

        I shall send one for all your hard work. Well I did, but I gave it back to you as it was smelling up my classroom. :lol: They are pretty.

      • 183 Professor VJ Duke February 7, 2014 at 15:57

        What do you teach, Audith?

      • 184 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister February 7, 2014 at 16:48

        Children :D

      • 185 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister February 7, 2014 at 16:53

        Dual language 4 yr olds

      • 186 Professor VJ Duke February 7, 2014 at 21:05

        Very neat! Spanish?

      • 187 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister February 7, 2014 at 21:43

        Thank you. Yes…

      • 188 Professor VJ Duke February 8, 2014 at 14:42

        ==]:-{)+

  13. 189 FictionFan January 31, 2014 at 15:42

    Well! The battle of the evil chuckles! I declare the winner to be…The Veezler! No…DS! No…The Veezler! Oh, call it a draw. But all of them completely upstaged by Schwarzy’s wondrous singing – what a star that man is! And so brave – not a quiver of fear! (Very glad to see DS revert to evilness at the end – was getting a bit worried about the new submissive cowardly sausage…)

    Great as always – thank you for my Friday treat!

    • 190 Professor VJ Duke January 31, 2014 at 16:10

      Poor Drake…

      Schwarz was trying to sing Fur Elise.

      Always count on DS to be dreadfully wicked. You like that, don’t you?

      You’re more than welcome, FEF! :D

      • 191 FictionFan January 31, 2014 at 19:53

        I know…but he really was seriously out-chuckled today. Still, he was beautifully wicked in other ways.

        The glorious thing about Schwarzy’s singing is that it doesn’t follow the boring conventions of tune and timing…so unique!

        I do!

      • 192 Professor VJ Duke February 1, 2014 at 00:11

        He was. But I think either DS or Mr. Veezler win the wicked award.

        Ruber didn’t like it, and you can’t say you’d enjoy listening to it either.

      • 193 FictionFan February 1, 2014 at 01:24

        DS for definite – he had everybody fooled!

        Ruber’s such a whinge, and I would have joined in. My singing voice is nearly as beautiful as Schwarzy’s – we could do lovely duets.

      • 194 Professor VJ Duke February 1, 2014 at 23:49

        I suppose you’re right. He’s always on top.

        :lol: I might be able to hear that…

  14. 195 PorterGirl January 31, 2014 at 14:38

    Totally wonderful. I’m sad it’s over!

    • 196 Professor VJ Duke January 31, 2014 at 16:07

      The professor isn’t! :)

  15. 197 Anja January 31, 2014 at 14:36

    Why doesn’t Arthur have an accent? I’m still perplexed by Veezler.

    • 198 Professor VJ Duke January 31, 2014 at 16:06

      He’s not English.

      Why about the Veezler?

      • 199 Anja January 31, 2014 at 16:43

        How is Arthur not English?

        Veezler……just not sure about him.

      • 200 Professor VJ Duke January 31, 2014 at 18:52

        Well, he’s Punchy English. Mr. R is more English than Art, and he lives in America. What a wonder. How many voice actors do you think the professor has?

        Do you like him?

      • 201 Anja January 31, 2014 at 21:59

        Do I like who…..I am confused lol

        How many….I would say 3.

      • 202 Professor VJ Duke February 1, 2014 at 00:14

        The Veezler, of course.

        Only 3? What a nice budget that would be!

      • 203 Anja February 1, 2014 at 00:16

        Uhhhh I don’t know the Veezler very good…but I think I do.

        Yes only 3….maybe 4.

      • 204 Professor VJ Duke February 1, 2014 at 00:22

        Why do you think that many?

      • 205 Anja February 1, 2014 at 00:23

        I think 3 at the most honestly. That is stretching it a bit as well :)

      • 206 Professor VJ Duke February 1, 2014 at 00:27

        Why not more?

      • 207 Anja February 1, 2014 at 00:32

        I hear many similarities

      • 208 Professor VJ Duke February 1, 2014 at 23:44

        In which ones, would you say?

      • 209 Anja February 1, 2014 at 23:48

        We have already had this discussion…I already know you who I thought were the same. :)

      • 210 Professor VJ Duke February 2, 2014 at 00:02

        Your memory is too dadblame good! Oh well. You’re very wrong, dear Anja. :D

      • 211 Anja February 2, 2014 at 00:15

        Then please give me the correct information, dear professor. :)

      • 212 Professor VJ Duke February 2, 2014 at 00:32

        Wouldn’t that ruin the fun?

      • 213 Anja February 2, 2014 at 00:32

        Why would it ruin the fun for me?

      • 214 Professor VJ Duke February 2, 2014 at 00:41

        Well–the surprise?

      • 215 Anja February 2, 2014 at 00:43

        There is a surprise?

      • 216 Professor VJ Duke February 2, 2014 at 00:49

        Isn’t there?

      • 217 Anja February 2, 2014 at 00:57

        Unless there is a present at the end…then no. :)

      • 218 Professor VJ Duke February 3, 2014 at 14:10

        Should there be one?

      • 219 Anja February 3, 2014 at 22:21

        I think so

      • 220 Professor VJ Duke February 4, 2014 at 00:06

        Then I shouldn’t tell you!

      • 221 Anja February 4, 2014 at 01:09

        :( Fine…no present. Just tell me.

      • 222 Professor VJ Duke February 4, 2014 at 21:08

        What would constitute as a present?


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