PL Times, E21

The PL Times
The Official Punchy Lands’ Newspaper
Monday, February 10, 2014
Edition 21
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Section A. Punchy Proverbs:

V. Shnodgrate suddenly—and quite unexpectedly, much to the professor’s chagrin—went on vacation. Therefore, this professor had to scurry around like a beetle collecting proverbs for this issue.

Below are the results.

Subject: Pain.

(1) Pain is the mind trying to tell you it hurts. ~ Merlin.

(2) Pain is manlier when you ignore it. ~ Manly-Man.

(3) Pain is the baby crying out in the night. ~ Smiles Riot.

Favorites, PF?

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Section B. The professor speaks:

The professor has an orange tree in his professorish office:

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Section C. What the PL’ers have to say:

A short conversation:

MR. MAGI: Something is a-brewing!

FATS HENRY: Humph! You always think something dreadful is about to happen!

MR. MAGI: That’s because something dreadful usually does happen.

FATS HENRY: Well, what is it this time?

MR. MAGI: I left my cave with the proper amount of Sotsiz leaves to handout to those PL’ers who have behaved. But I don’t have them anymore. They’ve been stolen!

FATS HENRY: Haha! You just misplaced them!

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Section D. Breaking News:

The G. Miller Construction Co. (operated now by Tex B.) is building a new castle for Fats Henry on Fat Man Island. Apparently, the “beach party” was rather destructive.

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Section E. Featured Story: Dr. Zauberer
by J. Freedwoppen

Dr. Zauberer borrowed money from the Punchies, then declared openly that he was going to try to subjugate the Punchy Lands to his will.

Mr. Magi was the only one who took him seriously.

Fats Henry laughed.

Daddy Salami “Bwa-lala’d.”

And Prince Beef yawned.

This wasn’t the first time Dr. Zauberer had tried such a thing.

After he failed to get help from Zez, Dr. Zauberer aborted the mission—much to the Veezler’s displeasure.

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Section F. Ask a PL’er a question:

Got a question for Daddy Salami, Schwarz, Manly-Man, or any PL’er? Ask here!

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Section G. Hearing from the PL Family:

A few question:

SusanP: What are some Valentine traditions in the PL?

Answer: Well, interestingly enough, Susan, it really depends where in the PL one is. Prince Beef is actively trying to abolish the holiday in America.

In England, Daddy Salami likes to burn something on the day; whether it’s a house or a stack of wood really depends.

Professor VJ Duke has recently started a campaign to promote the giving of chocolate covered cashews and cherries on Valentine’s day.

Walt Walker: How is the world kept round?

Answer: Physically, not much is done about the matter. Mentally…it’s a different story. In Smiles Riot’s mind, I’m almost sure the world is not round. Crackjaw—a mental institution—tries to help the PL’ers having a hard time with shapes.

Audrey Dawn: Why is the professor so quick with his responses?

Answer: Had to chuckle at your question. It does seem like the professor is a bit too quick at times, doesn’t it?

Thanks for writing in!
J. Freedwoppen, Principle Reporter for the PL

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PL family, if you have any questions about the Punchy Lands, characters, or anything Punchy, feel free to comment below.

The Punchy Times principal reporter, J. Freedwoppen, would be more than glad to cover or investigate your query. (Make sure to clearly indicate your question for Mr. Freedwoppen.)

The PL Times!

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243 Responses to “PL Times, E21”


  1. 1 Hazy February 13, 2014 at 06:01

    Chagrin. Such a nice word. (3) is quite an interesting point of view, something Riot would come up with indeed.

    Do you pick the oranges and eat them while you do some work in the office?

    FH throws quite an explosive party! Maybe he planned it that way, so he can have a new castle. :D

    Chocolate covered cashews sound absolutely delicious! Perhaps when someone gives you that, you must reciprocate with chocolate covered cherries (or vice versa). It would be such a sweet Valentine’s!

    • 2 Professor VJ Duke February 13, 2014 at 14:51

      Insane sounding, huh?

      I haven’t! I should, but I’m worried they’re going to be too tart.

      :lol: He could have… Or maybe DS destroyed everything.

      A perfect idea, Hazy! I’m trying to institute it.

      • 3 Hazy February 23, 2014 at 04:52

        I don’t eat oranges, but I do drink orange juice (Weird, I know :D ). A portable juicer in the office, perhaps?

      • 4 Professor VJ Duke February 24, 2014 at 14:48

        That would be awesome! I like oranges too, but I’m like you there!

      • 5 Hazy February 25, 2014 at 13:00

        Haha, really? That’s interesting.

      • 6 Professor VJ Duke February 25, 2014 at 17:59

        Yes, I wish I’d eat more, though.

  2. 7 Jennifer February 13, 2014 at 02:06

    Ok, cashews can make a home right. Here with me, but not covered in chocolate, that comes in blocks to to be dipped in my coffee. It melts and make the most, coolest sensation as you eat it
    Pain, not the obvious physical type, is a sign of not caring for your inner health, it tortures you.

    • 8 Professor VJ Duke February 13, 2014 at 14:35

      Coffee and chocolate go together? :shock: I love cashews. I’d like to taste the cashew fruit one day.

      Very true. And what should be done about it?

      • 9 Jennifer February 13, 2014 at 20:50

        Of course they do. Extremely well. The cashew tree has a fruit other than the nut?

      • 10 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2014 at 00:11

        Yes. The nut grows at the end of the cashew fruit. It spoils so quickly it can’t be shipped.

  3. 11 veronicasbook February 13, 2014 at 01:54

    How about this instead. “There is no pain like that of a broken soul”

    • 12 Professor VJ Duke February 13, 2014 at 02:05

      Nice! Is that yours?

      • 13 veronicasbook February 13, 2014 at 02:08

        Mine, as in my soul or my proverb? Definitely the proverb only, my soul is quite healthy and intact thank you.

      • 14 Professor VJ Duke February 13, 2014 at 14:35

        No, I meant the proverb. You didn’t think the professor would insult you like that, did you?

      • 15 veronicasbook February 13, 2014 at 19:42

        Of course not, you’re way to charming to do that.

      • 16 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2014 at 00:07

        :D Really? How so?

      • 17 veronicasbook February 14, 2014 at 23:23

        That would be telling now wouldn’t it?? I’ve gotta keep some secrets.

      • 18 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2014 at 23:42

        Really? Even from the professor? (Did you see the skit today?)

      • 19 veronicasbook February 15, 2014 at 01:28

        Not yet. your skits are….different. And yes, even from the Professor.

      • 20 Professor VJ Duke February 15, 2014 at 21:52

        Ooo, what’s different mean?

  4. 21 Suzanne Askham February 11, 2014 at 21:01

    What a beautiful orange tree. You could make a very dainty marmalade with them. Have you ever sliced one and popped it into a drink?

    • 22 Professor VJ Duke February 11, 2014 at 23:56

      I haven’t! But do you suppose it’s safe to do?

      • 23 Suzanne Askham February 12, 2014 at 22:41

        Don’t quote me, but I think it might be a yummy calamondin – a sort of mandarin kumquat mix. Why don’t you try an intuitive tasting?

      • 24 Professor VJ Duke February 13, 2014 at 01:56

        Are they good to eat? Safe, I mean.

  5. 25 MissTiffany February 11, 2014 at 19:19

    What does Shnodgrate mean by going on vacation unexpectedly? I can’t much relate to this week’s proverbs. But Merlin’s seems to be the most sensible.

    I love your orange tree!

    Also, I hope the Professor is successful in promoting the tradition of giving out chocolate covered cashews and cherries on Valentine’s Day. It sounds most delightful!

    • 26 Professor VJ Duke February 11, 2014 at 19:54

      I know! What dadblamery. Chaos should do something to him when he returns. As revenge. I think that’s sensible.

      Thank you!

      I hope so, too.

      • 27 MissTiffany February 11, 2014 at 20:16

        Oh, I can think of a few things Chaos could do…
        It is indeed sensible. The only course of action, surely.

        You’re welcome. :)

      • 28 Professor VJ Duke February 11, 2014 at 20:39

        Ooo, what would they do?

      • 29 MissTiffany February 12, 2014 at 15:40

        Oh, it might be something subtle, like replacing all his hats with ones one size too big, or stealing the shoelaces from all his left shoes. Or perhaps bigger, like kidnapping him for a few weeks and keeping him in the cellar of an abandoned house and replacing him with an imposter to write the proverbs for a few weeks, an consequently offend everyone in the Punchy Lands. Could make things a little dicey for him.

      • 30 Professor VJ Duke February 12, 2014 at 16:34

        :lol: A perfect plan! And you have a perfectly wicked brain! Great for leading Chaos.

      • 31 MissTiffany February 12, 2014 at 17:20

        Thank you, Professor.

      • 32 Professor VJ Duke February 12, 2014 at 21:16

        *the professor bows*

      • 33 MissTiffany February 12, 2014 at 21:31

        *Returns a curtsey*

      • 34 Professor VJ Duke February 12, 2014 at 22:12

        (Now what am I supposed to do? I wouldn’t be good at a formal party, you know.)

  6. 35 The Dancing Rider February 11, 2014 at 14:30

    Merlin’s proverb is both practical and wise. It’s my favorite!

    What a lovely orange tree. Have you tried any of the fruit?

    Has Mr. M misplaced those Sotsiz leaves? I fear he probably has, and FH is right. Of course, thinking something terrible is going to happen may not always be wrong….

    Hmph. Not surprised that FH’s little “beach” party was truly a bash…..

    I haven’t quite figured out Veezler yet. But I’m glad the plan was abandoned by Dr. Z (and that Zez didn’t help). Someone’s almost always trying to take over, aren’t they?!

    Enjoyed the answers to PLr’s questions. But especially liked the professor’s attempt to brighten Valentine’s Day a bit in the PL.

    • 36 Professor VJ Duke February 11, 2014 at 19:41

      The professor is surprised, you know. Good for Merlin…

      I have not! But I’d like to. Do you think it’s safe?

      That’s true, I guess you’ll be ready if anything does happen.

      They sure are! It’s dadblamery at it’s finest.

      Yes, cashews would brighten everything up considerably.

      • 37 The Dancing Rider February 11, 2014 at 19:48

        Oh, of course, it’s safe to try the fruit. Unless certain Puncy residents have injected it with something! ;-) (I have a soft spot for Merlin, you know…..)

      • 38 Professor VJ Duke February 11, 2014 at 20:33

        Well, then I might! (I didn’t know!)

      • 39 The Dancing Rider February 12, 2014 at 14:19

        No! I could have been taken out of poison fish and injected into the oranges! ;-)

      • 40 Professor VJ Duke February 12, 2014 at 16:33

        :lol: But did you do that?

      • 41 The Dancing Rider February 12, 2014 at 19:01

        That should have read “It” not “I”. No, of course I would not do that! :)

      • 42 Professor VJ Duke February 12, 2014 at 21:21

        :lol: The professor was shocked for a moment, you know!

      • 43 The Dancing Rider February 12, 2014 at 21:24

        Well, I would be, too! :) Whew! I was thinking more along the lines of DS acting up. Or, worse yet, forcing poor Ruber to do something like that!

      • 44 Professor VJ Duke February 12, 2014 at 22:11

        Now that seems right on. DS is such a prankster. Ruber is not, I think.

  7. 45 L. Marie February 11, 2014 at 14:06

    I have to go with number 1. And I’m glad that Sotsiz tea is making a comeback.

    • 46 Professor VJ Duke February 11, 2014 at 14:11

      It sure is. Every so often, Mr. Magi will bring it about the land. Who knows where he gets it from.

  8. 47 bardictale February 11, 2014 at 11:12

    I like the first and disagree with the second.
    Lovely tree, professor!

    • 48 Professor VJ Duke February 11, 2014 at 14:02

      How could you disagree with MM? ;)

      Isn’t it? Very small. I just hope the fruit is edible.

      • 49 bardictale February 11, 2014 at 21:21

        Rather easily, I must confess.

        Will you let us know? What do you think they’ll taste like?

      • 50 Professor VJ Duke February 11, 2014 at 23:57

        :D I understand that, for sure.

        Okay, I’ll let you know! I’ll be brave. Probably tart, don’t you think?

      • 51 bardictale February 12, 2014 at 04:55

        Hmm. Seems like it. Perhaps a bit bitter too.

      • 52 Professor VJ Duke February 12, 2014 at 16:24

        I see that as well.

  9. 53 Painting Pundit February 11, 2014 at 04:36

    Merlin is quite profound, as always!

    I believe those are persimmons, not oranges??

    Chocolate covered cashews sound yummy. Are they as good as chocolate covered almonds?? Taking a pass on the chocolate covered cherries. Too gooey!

    Magi is following the scent of intrigue again. What will he uncover this time?

    • 54 Professor VJ Duke February 11, 2014 at 14:02

      I suppose there’s is some wisdom in his gray head. Sometimes, that is.

      Ooo, really? How do you know? I do think they’re too small to be oranges.

      Well, the professor loves cashews…so I’d say yes! But, I’ve never tasted almonds in chocolate…

      Do you think he worries to much–as a rule?

  10. 55 Jackie February 10, 2014 at 22:41

    Sorry – no favorite proverbs today!

    I don’t like Valentine’s Day but I sure do like chocolate covered cashews!

    The orange tree is lovely, Professor! It makes me crave marmalade.

    • 56 Professor VJ Duke February 10, 2014 at 23:18

      Me neither! Right with you.

      Let’s skip the holiday then. I will.

      Yes, that’s it. Me too. But I do wonder if they’re edible.

      • 57 Jackie February 10, 2014 at 23:20

        Well – you could try one.

      • 58 Professor VJ Duke February 11, 2014 at 13:58

        And risk death?!

      • 59 Jackie February 11, 2014 at 14:27

        Are you allergic to oranges?

      • 60 Professor VJ Duke February 11, 2014 at 19:38

        No, not regular ones, that is.

      • 61 Jackie February 11, 2014 at 20:09

        Why do you think you might die if you eat them?

      • 62 Professor VJ Duke February 11, 2014 at 20:38

        What if they’re poisonous?

      • 63 Jackie February 11, 2014 at 20:47

        Is there such a thing as a poisonous orange?

      • 64 Professor VJ Duke February 11, 2014 at 23:56

        Well…well…couldn’t there be? You tell me. I think you’d know about such things.

      • 65 Jackie February 12, 2014 at 01:53

        I don’t know of any!

      • 66 Professor VJ Duke February 12, 2014 at 16:19

        Then I’ll try one!

  11. 67 simply skeptical February 10, 2014 at 19:54

    I love that orange tree I can almost smell it from here! How about a chocolate dip for oranges???

    • 68 Professor VJ Duke February 10, 2014 at 20:11

      Nice to see you around again, SS!

      Would it be a bit bitter, thought?

  12. 69 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister February 10, 2014 at 19:22

    Merlin wins hands down. Although, I’m thinking about MMs approach. Stinks being a girl sometimes.

    Your oranges look a bit small, Duke. A pretty something for your office.

    Maybe Mr. Magi should just look down. See there they are…he may need new glasses.

    The beach party sounds amazing!!

    Glad you got a chuckle out of it. Thanks for side stepping the question, Duke. True professorish form. :D

    • 70 Professor VJ Duke February 10, 2014 at 20:09

      And not being Hector. Wouldn’t you like to be Hector?

      :lol: :lol: You laughing me to scorn! They’re fine oranges, dadblameit! Dadblameit!

      :lol: You could be right about Mr. Magi…so scattered–unlike the professor.

      And destructive!

      I didn’t answer the question, madam! Huff-Hum to you!!!

      • 71 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister February 10, 2014 at 21:54

        I think the professor is Hector. The role has been filled. *she turns the sign to closed*

        I’m not!! Clearly they are small oranges…

        You always do that…set me up to pick on you. I haven’t the heart not to, Duketh. I think you like it.

        Yes, might I come watch them rebuild?

        Well….stomp off then…fine.

      • 72 Professor VJ Duke February 10, 2014 at 23:17

        :lol: Nice way to say it, and thank you, Audith! :D

        They are not! The biggest I’ve ever seen! Aren’t they big????

        :lol: I do not, dadblameit!

        What if you fall off the island?

        I’ll skip off, if it’s the same to you!

      • 73 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister February 11, 2014 at 02:47

        I stand by my observation, although you have a better vantage point. You are in the office.

        Yes, you do!

        Is that the plan? Pushing me off? :)

        Hold on to your top hat.

      • 74 Professor VJ Duke February 11, 2014 at 14:01

        I’ll ship you one, and you tell me how it tastes.

        I do not!

        Never! That’s wicked and the professor is sweet.

        It’s already blown away.

      • 75 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister February 11, 2014 at 15:29

        :lol: Now you’re offering to poison me. I will take that dare, Duke. You don’t scare me.

        Do!

        I’m happy to hear that the professor is sweet.

        Ahh, yes. Let me just go find it for you.

      • 76 Professor VJ Duke February 11, 2014 at 19:51

        The professor wouldn’t do that!

        Huff-Hum and Tigger’s roar.

        Sweet=wicked.

        Yes, do, please.

      • 77 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister February 11, 2014 at 20:11

        You couldn’t be righter, professor. I was testing you. :)

        Tiggers bounce…

        Wicked=sweet

        How do I look? I even dusted it off for you!

      • 78 Professor VJ Duke February 11, 2014 at 20:38

        I’m always righter.

        Yes, that’s the idea.

        You need a ribbon, I don’t.

      • 79 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister February 11, 2014 at 22:51

        Aren’t you proud!!

        A red ribbon!

      • 80 Professor VJ Duke February 12, 2014 at 00:05

        Yes, I am. :)

        Or blue?

      • 81 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister February 12, 2014 at 00:36

        Red…blue…purple it is!

      • 82 Professor VJ Duke February 12, 2014 at 16:17

        Humph! Make it yellow now.

      • 83 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister February 12, 2014 at 16:32

        No, I want red!

      • 84 Professor VJ Duke February 12, 2014 at 16:37

        Okay! I love red.

      • 85 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister February 12, 2014 at 16:42

        Then why did you offer blue? How very annoyingly professorish of you, Duke!

      • 86 Professor VJ Duke February 12, 2014 at 21:14

        On second thought, I like red better…I was just being jealous. I didn’t want you to take my red bow.

      • 87 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister February 13, 2014 at 00:55

        I wouldn’t take your red bow, if it means that much to you. I can find one of my very own.

      • 88 Professor VJ Duke February 13, 2014 at 02:05

        But then you’d look like me.

      • 89 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister February 13, 2014 at 02:56

        Just take your hat. Geez. *mumbles something about getting nowhere* *breaks a pipe in half* :)

      • 90 Professor VJ Duke February 13, 2014 at 14:42

        MY PIPE???

      • 91 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister February 13, 2014 at 15:12

        Yes, I also had a new Twanish pipe for you, an early Valentine. You’ll be quiet happy I broke it.

      • 92 Professor VJ Duke February 13, 2014 at 23:54

        :D When do I get it? And thanks for being destructive. :D

      • 93 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister February 14, 2014 at 03:47

        :) Smirks! You want the broken one? The tape does add to its charm. I shall have to wait days now for a replacement.

      • 94 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2014 at 20:43

        No, I don’t want a broken one, dadblameit! Just a regular one. With professorish tape.

      • 95 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister February 14, 2014 at 21:34

        A regular, Twainish one, right? I hope they still have some left. Professorish tape is the best part.

      • 96 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2014 at 23:36

        Yes. I’m really grateful about this, Audith. Of course, you could just bring me a dinosaur if it’s easier.

      • 97 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister February 15, 2014 at 14:34

        I tamed all those…they’re busy knitting and painting with water colors now. Not the sort you would want, Duke.

      • 98 Professor VJ Duke February 15, 2014 at 21:58

        :lol: :lol: The professor used to water color! And be tame and romantic.

      • 99 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister February 16, 2014 at 03:55

        You did?! Those were the days….

      • 100 Professor VJ Duke February 17, 2014 at 13:02

        Yes, the super professorish days…

  13. 101 Debbie February 10, 2014 at 19:17

    You have an orange tree in your office?? That just seems awesome to me!

    As to the proverbs, I like #1 best. #2 is plain wrong — ignoring pain might seem manly, but it could lead to problems down the road with your health. And #3 doesn’t make much sense. Babies don’t necessarily cry in the night from pain.
    My late dad loved chocolate-covered cherries. Not a favorite of mine, but chocolate is good and seems like an ideal Valentines tradition!

    • 102 Professor VJ Duke February 10, 2014 at 20:08

      And slightly weird? I do wonder if I could eat them. :)

      Debbie, I agree with you about the proverbs. You made me chuckle with what you said about #2!

      They’re the best. How about cashews covered in chocolate?

      • 103 Debbie February 10, 2014 at 20:13

        Aren’t cashews members of the nut family? I can’t eat nuts. They upset my stomach something terrible. Sigh.

      • 104 Professor VJ Duke February 10, 2014 at 23:07

        Really? What a pity. The professor loves cashews. But cherries are a good substitute. :)

  14. 105 Susan P February 10, 2014 at 18:52

    ==}:-{)+ This one must be the one when the Professor has an orange tree in his office!

    Shnodgrass better look to his laurels or MM or one of the others will have changed the lock on his office door and started to take over the world.

    Why the obsession on pain this week?

    Now I have to wonder what happened to the leaves. I hope no one left them on my doorstep.

    Someone needs to talk to Mr. Magi that he shouldn’t trouble trouble until trouble troubles him.

    • 106 Professor VJ Duke February 10, 2014 at 20:07

      :lol: Now why would you assume that? (So glad you saw those.)

      Shnod would be so cranky too! Why are you calling him Shnodgrass? You didn’t figure out where his name comes from, did you? :shock:

      It’s not the professor’s fault, dadblameit!

      Would you try them?

      :lol: I should tell him that. But I bet it would confuse him.

      • 107 Susan P February 10, 2014 at 21:12

        Go ahead and tell him. But don’t make him eat the oranges.

      • 108 Professor VJ Duke February 10, 2014 at 23:10

        The oranges look good!

      • 109 Susan P February 11, 2014 at 12:26

        Don’t say I didn’t warn you! :D

      • 110 Professor VJ Duke February 11, 2014 at 14:07

        Well….maybe DS will try them then.

      • 111 Susan P February 11, 2014 at 15:17

        Are you implying that DS will eat anything?

      • 112 Professor VJ Duke February 11, 2014 at 19:48

        Well…mostly. Don’t you think so?

      • 113 Susan P February 11, 2014 at 19:53

        Well, since he drank the pink potion, I would think just about anything might be fair fodder.

      • 114 Professor VJ Duke February 11, 2014 at 20:36

        The professor won’t drink the Pink p, though.

      • 115 Susan P February 11, 2014 at 22:56

        What if someone hid it in the chocolate chip cookies?

      • 116 Professor VJ Duke February 12, 2014 at 00:06

        Then I might drink it.

      • 117 Susan P February 12, 2014 at 13:37

        I’ll get my paleo chocolate chip recipe and get busy then…

      • 118 Professor VJ Duke February 12, 2014 at 16:28

        I think that was mean, but at the same time that sounds good! What does the paleo part mean?

      • 119 Susan P February 13, 2014 at 02:31

        No grains. Almond flour instead. They are very popular around here.

      • 120 Professor VJ Duke February 13, 2014 at 14:36

        Never tried almond flour.

      • 121 Susan P February 13, 2014 at 14:49

        You would never know it was almonds.

      • 122 Professor VJ Duke February 13, 2014 at 15:02

        I should try it, then.

      • 123 Susan P February 13, 2014 at 19:09

        Do you bake?

      • 124 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2014 at 00:06

        Only when I’m in the sun too long.

      • 125 Susan P February 14, 2014 at 01:33

        Good one. :D

      • 126 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2014 at 20:35

        Sorry. :)

      • 127 Susan P February 14, 2014 at 20:49

        :D

  15. 128 Angeline M February 10, 2014 at 16:34

    I heartily endorse your campaign to give out chocolate covered cherries on Valentine’s Day. As to the proverbs, well I don’t like any of them…I’d rather not think about pain, but then I guess that means I must like proverb #2 in some fashion; I’m just too busy thinking about chocolates now to be bothered.

    • 129 Professor VJ Duke February 10, 2014 at 17:13

      I understand! But how about cashews?

  16. 130 walt walker February 10, 2014 at 15:42

    Please pass along my thanks to Mr. Freedwoppen. Good to know there is a place where folks can get help with shapes. I wonder if they are good with polyhedrons there. I find those particularly troublesome.

    • 131 Professor VJ Duke February 10, 2014 at 17:12

      Will do, sir.

      :shock: Oh dear! What are they exactly?

  17. 132 sknicholls February 10, 2014 at 15:25

    “Pain is the mind trying to tell you it hurts.” Big Merlin fan

    • 133 Professor VJ Duke February 10, 2014 at 17:11

      :) He puts everything just how it should read.

  18. 134 ladycheetah7 February 10, 2014 at 15:13

    All three proverbs are great but Merlin’s proverb won me over. Great idea for the chocolate covered cashews. Those are delish. Cherries? Meh, I will pass. And a question for ya. What meaneth the orange tree in your office?

    • 135 Professor VJ Duke February 10, 2014 at 17:11

      You like Merlin’s proverb? :shock:

      They definitely are. You can’t be serious about the cherries, though!

      I’m not sure. I sort of inherited it. Don’t the oranges look poisonous?

      • 136 ladycheetah7 February 10, 2014 at 17:18

        I do like Merlin’s proverb. Very deep.
        Can’t say about the oranges because I don’t know what poisonous oranges look like and I am very serious about those cherries.

      • 137 Professor VJ Duke February 10, 2014 at 19:50

        Deep? Dadblameit!

        Would you recommend the professor try an orange?

      • 138 ladycheetah7 February 10, 2014 at 19:55

        Yes, deep..lol
        If you do try the oranges, do so at your own risk. Keep in mind if you do and you depart from this life Daddy Salami will not eulogize you.

      • 139 Professor VJ Duke February 10, 2014 at 20:11

        Would you cry at the professor’s passing?

      • 140 ladycheetah7 February 10, 2014 at 20:31

        No need to because I don’t believe you would actually do it.

      • 141 Professor VJ Duke February 10, 2014 at 23:08

        Actually die?

      • 142 ladycheetah7 February 11, 2014 at 00:13

        Make any attempts to take your own life. Perhaps if you want to add a little spice to the PL you could always create Survivor ~ PL style. I am sure somebody would be up to the challenge of eating the oranges.

      • 143 Professor VJ Duke February 11, 2014 at 14:00

        Drake would. Schwarz would. DS wouldn’t.

      • 144 ladycheetah7 February 11, 2014 at 14:36

        That’s because DS is either a punk@ ♥ or too in love with himself.

      • 145 Professor VJ Duke February 11, 2014 at 19:44

        :lol: That sounds so DS…

  19. 146 Tonia February 10, 2014 at 15:06

    chocolate covered anything would be acceptable to me.

    i hope the vacation is a lovely one.

    questions…hmmm, nah…maybe later…

    I agree with Salami…Brits like to burn. might need an extra fire dept for this proclivity. :)

    • 147 Professor VJ Duke February 10, 2014 at 17:10

      That’s the spirit, Tonia! :)

      I hope he drowns for leaving me like that!!!

      :lol: Why would you say they like to burn?

      • 148 Tonia February 10, 2014 at 21:26

        guy hawks night.

      • 149 Professor VJ Duke February 10, 2014 at 23:11

        Not sure I know what that is.

      • 150 Tonia February 10, 2014 at 23:32

        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guy_Fawkes_Night

      • 151 Professor VJ Duke February 11, 2014 at 13:59

        Oh, now I understand what Susan meant. The professor is so dull… :lol:

    • 152 Susan P February 10, 2014 at 18:56

      I remember remember the fifth of November…

  20. 153 FictionFan February 10, 2014 at 15:05

    1 – Very true.
    2 – Very sexist – though I’m happy to let the men keep all the pain.
    3 – Poor Smiles! I hope he stole the Sotsiz tea – sounds like he needs it!

    Does it attract slugs?

    Aha! So Mr Magi tries to control the PL’ers by getting them addicted to tea and then controlling the supplies? I always knew that man was sinister…

    I hope the castle will have a ballroom…

    Ah yes! The sinister Mr magi would be worried about this challenge to his territory! The rest had obviously overdosed on tea.

    Tchah! Chocolate cherries and cashews? Where’s the romance in that? No wonder the Punchy world is flat!

    • 154 Professor VJ Duke February 10, 2014 at 17:10

      But doesn’t pain come from the ladies?

      Maybe the professor stole it.

      Attracts nothing. I think the oranges may be poisonous.

      :lol: That has been said about Mr. Magi, but I personally think that he doesn’t mean it that way. At least, that’s what he says.

      It will. Henry likes throwing parties.

      Not Dr. Z, of course. Too bad… Schwarz doesn’t overly like Mr. Magi, you know.

      Haha. Romance in food?

      • 155 FictionFan February 10, 2014 at 18:01

        :shock: How dare you?! And in Valentine’s week too…the Professor will be lucky if he gets any Valentines at all after that…

        Does he need it?

        Try one and see… ;)

        The Professor is so charmingly trusting – I worry for him.

        Then why do I never get an invite?

        Good point! I’m not sure Dr Z would be much of an improvement on sinister Mr Magi though. Schwarzy and I are so in tune, aren’t we? And he’s so intelligent – I think he should be the Punchy leader…

        Well, some food can be romantic, I suppose. What about the spaghetti-eating scene in The Lady and the Tramp? But generally speaking, poetry is best…

      • 156 Professor VJ Duke February 10, 2014 at 20:05

        I probably won’t get any, which is just as well, since I’m not sure what they are…

        Of course not! The professor? What a silly thought, FEF!

        :lol: That makes the fourth time!

        That’s why you’re here to protect me.

        It could be dangerous. And you’d probably make me dance, though I don’t get invited to every one.

        Oh dear! Well, the professor does like Mr. Tauptinker. (You’ll hear him Friday.)

        That scene always disgusted me. Isn’t it disgusting? You must admit it. Two dogs and spaghetti. Yucketh! The professor can’t write poetry to save his soul.

      • 157 FictionFan February 10, 2014 at 21:52

        Maybe you get millions every year, but just don’t realise because you don’t know what they are… I get sackloads, mainly from Rafa and George. Darby doesn’t send me one because he’s a moral, upright married man, but I suspect he thinks about me on the day, don’t you?

        So did he just steal it for fun then? Wicked! :cool:

        Oh, that doesn’t count! That wasn’t a threat…just a suggestion…

        True! All my gnomish warrior skills are at the Professor’s service.

        Well, I would make you dance, yes. So…is it you that stops Pleasantly Plump Henry from inviting me then? (Fats is so rude!)

        (Oh, I’m so glad! Will he be reciting love poetry in honour of the day?? Oh Schwarzy…)

        :lol: You can’t mean that?! It was a lovely scene – it made FF cry! I don’t believe you – nobody could be that unromantic!! (And I bet you could write poetry of you wanted to…)

      • 158 Professor VJ Duke February 10, 2014 at 23:16

        :lol: You do, do you? Then he’s not upright, moral, or sweet, and I’d get rid of his…cards immediately! Don’t attach yourself to such a ruffian!

        The professor doesn’t steal, he borrows.

        Now they’re suggestions! Oh no!

        :D Great! And reading ones, I hope.

        No, not at all. He wouldn’t let me choose who to invite. I think Bud Parker does that. If the professor danced, he’d die dancing.

        The professor has decided to ignore the holiday.

        How old were you when you cried? Be careful how you answer!

      • 159 FictionFan February 11, 2014 at 14:34

        Oh, you’re just jealous of Darby! I don’t think he can be blamed for a yearly sigh of regret at having chosen Lizzie over me…I think it’s only natural…

        Lets see how that defence stands up in court…

        You know I’d never kill the Professor – who would I be mean to then?

        Yes! Great plan!! I could read Burns poetry aloud to your enemies – and while they were befuddledly trying to work out what a wee sleekit cow’ring tim’rous beastie was, the Professor could sneak up behind them and bash them over the head with the Complete Works of Twain! We’d be invincible!!

        But what a way to go! A glorious sacrifice…

        I’m not sure that’s goning to be the Professor’s decision to make. ;)

        Even younger than I am now! About eight or nine probably – but I suspect if I watched it again now, I’d still cry…

      • 160 Professor VJ Duke February 11, 2014 at 19:44

        Jealous? No. He can keep all those sisters if he wants them!

        I think the judge would like it very much.

        BUS?

        :lol: Something tells me it would all go quite wrong…

        I don’t like it!

        I’m like the Grinch. I’ll stop it.

        Well, that’s good–and understandable…for a girl. You were just a baby. Fair enough. Yes, I’d cry, too. From supreme horror and boredom. (I remembering thinking how I’d kill that dog in the beginning for yapping incessantly like that.)

      • 161 FictionFan February 11, 2014 at 21:49

        Oh he just married them all off to men he didn’t like.

        Hmm…I wouldn’t depend on it…

        :lol: You started it – I used to be polite to BUS before you made me wicked!

        Only if your enemies were Scotsmen…

        Drink some Sotsiz tea just before the dance and you’ll be fine.

        Romance is an unstoppable force. Even the Professor will submit in time…

        Pretend all you like – I bet you thought it was lovely! Even Manly-Man would have had to wipe a surreptitious tear.

      • 162 Professor VJ Duke February 12, 2014 at 00:03

        :lol: I thought so. Heartless beast.

        I would. The professor knows a judge personally who would vouch for me.

        I doubt it! Highly!!!

        You can’t be sure the professor will submit, and you can’t be sure he hasn’t…

        Never ever! I grew up watching violent movies, you know.

      • 163 FictionFan February 12, 2014 at 02:03

        :lol: You like him better now, don’t you?

        A Punchy one?

        Well, how about you wear a disguise so no-one knows it’s you?

        Ooooooh, that is so unfair! ‘Cos we both know you’re not going to tell whether you have, and now FF is all…all…all of a twitter! Wicked C-W-W!!

        Disney could be violent. I still haven’t recovered from Bambi’s mum… :cry:

      • 164 Professor VJ Duke February 12, 2014 at 16:21

        I do. :)

        No, a real one. And I’m proud about it.

        That might work.

        Of a twitter? :lol: You suddenly sound like Mrs Bennet. I actually will tell you if you really, really, really want to know.

        In the book, the first thing Bambi saw was an animal die, I think. Bambi…what a ladies name!

      • 165 FictionFan February 12, 2014 at 17:29

        :lol:

        I’m most impressed! I don’t think I’ve ever met a judge!

        You could be disguised as Darby…

        Oooh, I really, really, really, REALLY want to know! Please! (I’ll even overlook the cruel Mrs Bennett comparison…)

        I don’t like reading books about animals – they upset me. Odd, since I have no problem reading about humans being horrifically murdered by crazed serial killers, but then humans aren’t all furrry and sweet. Usually.

      • 166 Professor VJ Duke February 12, 2014 at 21:20

        :D The professor is feeling very fluffily proud at the moment.

        Then I need a wig and sandals.

        Fine, then.(I do expect the map, too, now.) No, I haven’t.

        Have you ever read The Incredible Journey?

      • 167 FictionFan February 12, 2014 at 23:06

        ( :lol: You know I’m going to have to add fluffy to the c&a theme now, don’t you?) You should be proud! And given your wickedness, you never know when a friendly judge mught come in handy…

        And you’ll need to shave off your moustaches.

        How devastatingly disappointing! (You really expect the map for that?) Still, at least it means the Professor still has that thrill to look forward to. Keep me informed, won’t you? ;)

        No. I stopped reading animal books when I was about five, when…sniff…when Stormy (a foal) had to watch his mother being taken away in a horse box. Double page illustration – cried for two days. My mother took the book away and hid it in the end. Is it good?

      • 168 Professor VJ Duke February 13, 2014 at 02:01

        Malediction. Huff-Hum. You’d better not! It was a feisty word. The judge likes the professor lots.

        Doesn’t a man usually have only one?

        Well, you may be overlooking one thing–which I can’t tell you. Does FEF speak from experience?

        Maybe they were taking his mom to the beach. The horse box sounds rather nice.

        I read it so long ago. No, I don’t recommend it. The bobcat couldn’t even catch the cat. Rats to that!

      • 169 FictionFan February 13, 2014 at 13:36

        Feisty and fluffy?! The Professor just gets more c&a by the moment! Obviously the judge is a good judge of character then…

        The timeless Professor should remember that people used to say moustaches back in the olden days – even before BUS’s time. Back when they used to have really impressive curly ones.

        Wicked C-W-W is such a tease! So FEF’s not telling either… ;)

        Then why was she sad? It wasn’t nice…it was traumatic! I spent weeks waiting for someone to come and stuff my mum in a horse-box and take her away…

      • 170 Professor VJ Duke February 13, 2014 at 14:55

        Huff-Hum to that, young lady!

        I was in Egypt, then. They didn’t wear mustaches there.

        That’s not right! You must.

        :shock: You did?

      • 171 FictionFan February 13, 2014 at 16:07

        What?! I was being nice!! I think you prefer me when I’m mean…

        Ah that makes perfect sense now!

        No, no! I asked you first… ;)

        Fortunately it didn’t happen – phew! But I still check every horse box I see just in case…

      • 172 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2014 at 00:02

        You called me cruel and angry!

        I knew it would.

        That’s not fair! I told you, young lady.

        I’ve never even seen one.

      • 173 FictionFan February 14, 2014 at 15:30

        :lol: (I had to think about that one!) Cruel sometimes…but never angry.

        No, I’ve decided to follow the Professor’s shining example and become an enigma.

        Really? I bet you have – they’re probably just called something different in the Z of A…

      • 174 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2014 at 20:58

        “The Angry Professor.” Would be a great title for a movie.

        I’m not really an enigma.

        Haha! Dadblameit! :P

      • 175 FictionFan February 15, 2014 at 16:48

        So would ‘The Fluffy Professor’.

        Hmm…

      • 176 Professor VJ Duke February 15, 2014 at 22:00

        :lol: :lol: No! That would ruin my reputation! And public image.

      • 177 FictionFan February 16, 2014 at 18:22

        Well, you could be fluffy and angry – kind of like a tassie devil…

      • 178 Professor VJ Duke February 17, 2014 at 13:05

        Maybe that sounds nice actually…

  21. 179 Lady Pinkrose February 10, 2014 at 14:54

    GEEZE!! I had a whole reply here and it POOF disappeared! What’s up with that? Prof, honest, I did.

    Quick recap. (shucks I abhor double work!) Love the orange tree, love the chocolate covered cherries, MM can stick his idea up where the sun don’t shine…..sorry, Prof, got carried away…..and the rest I have to get another cup of coffee. So much to blather upon……

    • 180 Professor VJ Duke February 10, 2014 at 23:06

      So sorry, Lady P! My comments have been in spam, too. Vexing, vexing day. If that ever happens again, shoot me an email. Dadblamery!

  22. 181 Lady Pinkrose February 10, 2014 at 14:51

    Now, Prof Frown, how are we supposed to comment when there are so many different subjects to comment on? You really don’t make this easy!

    LOVE the orange tree in your office. It IS very professorish.

    Pain: My vote it is the MIND telling you there is something wrong. Lots of experience with this one. Sad but true. MM is way off course. Stiff upper lip is balloney! Kaputzy! Up yours, MM! Sorry, Prof, I got carried away there.

    I do so relish chocolate. Now why did I put the word “relish” right next to chocolate? Really, what is wrong with me this morning? Relish and chocolate have nothing in commmon. Anyways, I like chocolate covered cherries. YUM! Not nuts about nuts.

    And as for the rest……I need another cup of coffee to go on. Gee, this is mind boggling…..

    • 182 Professor VJ Duke February 10, 2014 at 23:05

      Oh…well just comment on what you like. If it was me, I might just say, “Very nice, but I don’t like it.” That would be a suitable comment, don’t you think?

      :D Thanks! I wonder if the oranges are edible.

      :lol: Not at all! I like your interpretation.

      How about chocolate covered relish?

  23. 183 Ann Koplow February 10, 2014 at 14:41

    I support the chocolate covered cashews, but I’m iffy on the chocolate covered cherries. How can I express my ambivalence but still support this campaign?

    • 184 Professor VJ Duke February 10, 2014 at 17:07

      But why the cherries? :shock: You must like cherries!

      • 185 Ann Koplow February 10, 2014 at 17:08

        Must I, Professor?

      • 186 Professor VJ Duke February 10, 2014 at 19:50

        Wouldn’t it be nice of you?

  24. 187 Bethy February 10, 2014 at 14:30

    I have to agree with Smiles’ proverb. That truly is a pain.

    I like that orange tree! It makes me want to eat oranges!

    • 188 Professor VJ Duke February 10, 2014 at 17:06

      :lol: Why so?

      But these ones are sour, I think.

      • 189 Susan P February 10, 2014 at 18:59

        They are decoratory oranges.

      • 190 Professor VJ Duke February 10, 2014 at 20:07

        You mean I can’t eat them?

      • 191 Susan P February 10, 2014 at 21:12

        The question is, should you?

      • 192 Professor VJ Duke February 10, 2014 at 23:10

        Yes…I think. Looks juicy.

      • 193 Susan P February 11, 2014 at 12:27

        Make sure you have the pink potion handy.

      • 194 Professor VJ Duke February 11, 2014 at 14:08

        What makes you think the professor has any of that dadblame stuff?

      • 195 Susan P February 11, 2014 at 15:17

        I paid a lot to find that out.

      • 196 Professor VJ Duke February 11, 2014 at 19:48

        How much? I must needs know.

      • 197 Susan P February 11, 2014 at 19:54

        That’s on a “need to know” basis only.

      • 198 Professor VJ Duke February 11, 2014 at 20:37

        Malediction and oh well! Not fair either.

      • 199 Susan P February 11, 2014 at 22:57

        Well, as I used to tell my children when they were young and cried “Not fair” Life isn’t fair.

      • 200 Professor VJ Duke February 12, 2014 at 00:07

        The professorish one is even worse!

      • 201 Susan P February 12, 2014 at 13:38

        How so?

      • 202 Professor VJ Duke February 12, 2014 at 16:28

        Well, can’t you just imagine?

      • 203 Susan P February 13, 2014 at 02:32

        I can only imagine…

      • 204 Professor VJ Duke February 13, 2014 at 14:37

        :lol:

      • 205 Susan P February 13, 2014 at 14:51

        :D

      • 206 Bethy February 11, 2014 at 11:42

        Next time the Princess has a cold I will invite u over and let you be the judge of that! :p

        Oh well then you have to cook something with them that has sugar. Unless you are babysitting then you just hope nothing bad happens to it.

      • 207 Professor VJ Duke February 11, 2014 at 14:04

        I’ve heard that exercising is good when one has a cold. Makes the lymph run faster. Do you have Princess do push-ups?

        No, it’s the professor’s dadblame tree. Only my oranges would grow in such a weird way.

      • 208 Bethy February 13, 2014 at 14:14

        Um…I have a hard time getting the Princess to keep still. In fact since she learned to walk she hasn’t–she just keeps running. So exercising is not an issue. For some reason when she has a cold she cries off and on all night long.

        I do like your orange tree! I don’t think it’s weird.

      • 209 Professor VJ Duke February 13, 2014 at 14:59

        I understand that. Soar throats are enough to make me cry!

        Well, thank you, Bethy. :)

      • 210 Bethy February 13, 2014 at 15:09

        Orange is a great color to perk up an office in winter. Especially since your snow is probably getting a little gray (unless you got more!)

      • 211 Professor VJ Duke February 13, 2014 at 23:52

        A new shipment came in today. Many inches.

      • 212 Bethy February 14, 2014 at 14:37

        eek. Just don’t go getting stuck in your car and having creepy people stop by again!

      • 213 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2014 at 20:52

        I’ll try. But you never know with the professor..

      • 214 Bethy February 17, 2014 at 14:02

        Of a truth that is true!

      • 215 Professor VJ Duke February 17, 2014 at 21:33

        :lol: I love that…

      • 216 Bethy February 20, 2014 at 13:51

        of course you do!

      • 217 Professor VJ Duke February 20, 2014 at 14:42

        It’s…professorish… :D

      • 218 Bethy February 20, 2014 at 14:55

        There’s a surprise! :P

      • 219 Professor VJ Duke February 20, 2014 at 18:01

        Just a little one now.

    • 220 Susan P February 10, 2014 at 18:58

      As you well have experienced. Babies awake in the night – or at least one.

      • 221 Bethy February 11, 2014 at 11:44

        Sometimes she seems like more then one.

      • 222 Susan P February 11, 2014 at 12:28

        Giggle. Yeah.

  25. 223 PorterGirl February 10, 2014 at 14:21

    Very excited to hear about the chocolate cashews and cherries. It sounds like a most worthy campaign!

    • 224 Bethy February 10, 2014 at 14:28

      I agree! That sounds like a lovely thing to eat on Valentine’s Day!

      • 225 PorterGirl February 10, 2014 at 14:38

        Or any day!

      • 226 Bethy February 10, 2014 at 14:45

        that is SO TRUE! I just realized that cherries would be so much easier to dip in chocolate due to their long stems. Yuuummm!

      • 227 Professor VJ Duke February 10, 2014 at 17:05

        Yes! Especially the cashews…

    • 228 Professor VJ Duke February 10, 2014 at 17:05

      I thought so…maybe even blueberries?

      • 229 PorterGirl February 10, 2014 at 18:58

        Blueberries would work beautifully as well, as would red currants and and blackberries. Not gooseberries, though, they would be a little… unpleasant

      • 230 Professor VJ Duke February 10, 2014 at 20:07

        Ooo, what’s wrong with gooseberries?

      • 231 PorterGirl February 10, 2014 at 20:48

        Green and furry. Ok to stroke, not ok to put in my mouth.

      • 232 Professor VJ Duke February 10, 2014 at 23:08

        Are they poison?

      • 233 PorterGirl February 11, 2014 at 12:21

        They taste like it! But apparently they are normal food. How people can believe this is beyond me

      • 234 Professor VJ Duke February 11, 2014 at 14:06

        :lol: Well, Lucy, the professor just must try some now, I hope you understand!

      • 235 PorterGirl February 11, 2014 at 14:10

        Of course! I suggest eating them in a pie, as they sweeten when cooked, with plenty of cinnamon and maybe some cream. Good luck!

      • 236 Professor VJ Duke February 11, 2014 at 14:12

        But…they’re fuzzy…

      • 237 PorterGirl February 11, 2014 at 14:14

        I know. A mystery of mother nature. They seem to be a rather English peculiarity, I feel sure the rest of the globe has rejected them for being… too weird to be food

      • 238 Professor VJ Duke February 11, 2014 at 19:34

        :lol: I’ve never seen them, I think. It’s a pity. I’ll as the Dean for some next time I visit.

      • 239 PorterGirl February 11, 2014 at 19:41

        Some of the little blighters grow in my garden. I’ll happily show you them in their natural environment.

      • 240 Professor VJ Duke February 11, 2014 at 19:55

        Oh, wowawee! Yes, please!

      • 241 PorterGirl February 11, 2014 at 19:57

        :D

      • 242 Bethy February 11, 2014 at 11:47

        Blueberries wouldn’t be easy to dip in chocolate but they would be tasty!

      • 243 Professor VJ Duke February 11, 2014 at 14:05

        I think you would need a spoon. Or gloves.


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