Professorish Story—Another Party Experience

The professor recently attended a late night party at Prince Beef’s palace. In truth, I fear like I’m always at one party or another. In truth, this is true.

I marched over to the punch table where I found Schwarz Tauptinker, looking rather perplexed.

“Hello, Mr. Tauptinker.”

“Hey.”

“If you’d excuse me, I’d like to get some punch,” I said, hoping Schwarz would move out of the way.

“Okay.”

Schwarz didn’t even look at me, and he certainly didn’t move.

The professor cleared his throat. “But you see…uhh…sir, you are in the way just a bit, bits, and little bits.”

Schwarz turned. “Listen, okay, there’s no scoop-thing to get the punch out with. And Mr. Ratherquite hates when I use my hands. Look at him! He’s staring at me just waiting to holler and yell!”

I looked, and sure enough, Mr. Ratherquite did seem rather interested in the proceedings at the punch table.

“Well,” I suggested, “perhaps we could just dip the cups in the punch?”

Prince Beef walked up. “I love pink punch—as is my wont. I must have pink punch at every single one of my parties.”

“Very nice,” this professor said, “but how do we get it at?”

Prince Beef suddenly became aware of the problem.

“Malediction!” he shouted.

The whole party suddenly became aware of the problem.

Mr. Ratherquite joined us. “Sirs, what a pity!”

The Ladies giggled.

Prince Beef looked haughtily around the room. “Who stole it the scoop-ladle from the punch?”

Daddy Salami laughed. “What makes you think someone stole it, cur-brain?”

It seemed—to this professor, at least—that the prince’s eyes almost popped out of his head.

“Are you talking to me?”

“Yep,” Salami answered.

“Sir!” Mr. Ratherquite scolded. “Do not talk to your prince like that!”

“I wasn’t talking to anybody,” Schwarz added, needlessly.

That’s when the Veezler stepped forward.

“Ha…ha…ha…ha…” He dropped the ladle into the punch. “Do you all see how you were going to murder each other over a missing ladle?”

“No. No.” Schwarz shook his head. “We were only going to murder the person who stole it.”

“Which is you,” Daddy Salami said, staring at the Veezler. “Hehaha. Bwa-lala.”

“Yes! Come on! Kill me. Prove that the entire PL is wicked.” The Veezler just stood there.

“We shan’t!” the prince said. “Because you want us to.”

The prince grabbed the punch bowl, walked over to the Veezler—who was standing with his head hung and eyes shut—and poured the contents over his head.

“There you go, my man.”

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144 Responses to “Professorish Story—Another Party Experience”


  1. 1 L. Marie February 13, 2014 at 14:31

    Exactly what I’d hoped would happen!!! Plus . . . ew . . . Schwarz had placed his hands in it anyway. Others might have too. I wouldn’t have wanted it after that.

    • 2 Professor VJ Duke February 13, 2014 at 15:00

      Would you have danced with Schwarz?

  2. 3 Bethy February 13, 2014 at 14:02

    Oh my! No one got any punch! Alas!

    • 4 Professor VJ Duke February 13, 2014 at 14:57

      (The professor got some beforehand, by scooping the cup. Shh!)

      • 5 Bethy February 13, 2014 at 15:08

        Plumbtastic! Way to go Professor! (In a shhh kind of way.) :D

      • 6 Professor VJ Duke February 13, 2014 at 23:52

        Yes, yes. Thank you.

      • 7 Bethy February 14, 2014 at 14:37

        I’m glad because it would have been such a shame to waste all the lovely pink punch. Pink punch is the punchiest punch ever punched er drunk. :D

      • 8 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2014 at 20:50

        :lol: Great little rhyme there! It’s so professorish, you know.

      • 9 Bethy February 17, 2014 at 14:01

        haha. Thanks. It didn’t start out as a rhyme, but because of the sort of day it was it just kind of turned into one.

      • 10 Professor VJ Duke February 17, 2014 at 21:32

        Which is very nice.

  3. 11 Jennifer February 13, 2014 at 11:20

    Now that’s more like, it, dumping punch on someone’s head.

    • 12 Professor VJ Duke February 13, 2014 at 14:52

      Wouldn’t that be great fun?

      • 13 Jennifer February 13, 2014 at 20:47

        Bring it on Professor!!

      • 14 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2014 at 00:10

        I wouldn’t like it done to me, though.

      • 15 Jennifer February 14, 2014 at 04:24

        It could be fun.

      • 16 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2014 at 20:45

        Very fun.

  4. 17 PorterGirl February 13, 2014 at 11:10

    PL parties sound pretty good to me! I really must try and get an invitation to one someday. Shame about the punch, but probably worth it for the entertainment value alone.

    • 18 Professor VJ Duke February 13, 2014 at 14:52

      The professor would be thrilled to take you, if you’d like.

      • 19 PorterGirl February 13, 2014 at 15:15

        I would absolutely love that, Professor! :)

      • 20 Professor VJ Duke February 13, 2014 at 23:57

        It would be awesome!

      • 21 PorterGirl February 14, 2014 at 12:25

        Just say the word and I’ll get my sparkly hat ;)

      • 22 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2014 at 20:45

        I didn’t know you had a sparkly hat! Now that would be coolio.

      • 23 PorterGirl February 15, 2014 at 15:02

        I have hats of all descriptions!

      • 24 Professor VJ Duke February 15, 2014 at 21:59

        Nice! A fisherman’s hat?

      • 25 PorterGirl February 16, 2014 at 11:49

        I have a waterproof one, does that count? It isn’t yellow, though. It is blue.

      • 26 Professor VJ Duke February 17, 2014 at 13:03

        Oh that sure does! Sounds like a great species of hat to this professor.

      • 27 PorterGirl February 17, 2014 at 13:12

        :)

  5. 28 Hazy February 13, 2014 at 06:11

    Seems to be a lot of parties going on in the PL lately…

    The pink punch seems delicious… too bad it was wasted on Veezler. (I kinda feel a bit sorry for him)

    • 29 Professor VJ Duke February 13, 2014 at 14:52

      Parties are great. :)

      You know, so do I. He laughed after it happened though.

      • 30 Hazy February 23, 2014 at 04:54

        Haha, I thought he would’ve been mad instead of laughing about it. If I were the prince though, I’d be a bit wary of a Veezler retaliation for the punch incident. :D

      • 31 Professor VJ Duke February 24, 2014 at 14:49

        Me too. The Veezler’s a weird chap. One never knows what he’s going to do.

  6. 32 The Dancing Rider February 12, 2014 at 23:17

    I’m *still* trying to figure out Veezler. He seems to just be toying with things to observe the reactions of the various players. I can’t say I mind that the punch was wasted and dumped on his head. It felt a bit flat though, because obviously Veezler was expecting that one of the Punchies was going to do that!

    Professor, you do attend a lot of parties. But what better wayto get to the nitty-gritty of these people! :)

    • 33 The Dancing Rider February 12, 2014 at 23:18

      Ok so I am full of typos today. That should read it “fell” a bit flat. Sheesh!

      • 34 Professor VJ Duke February 13, 2014 at 02:03

        Do you ever see how many typos the professor makes? (You should probably answer “no”.) I make thousands a post.

      • 35 The Dancing Rider February 14, 2014 at 14:19

        Ah, no, I have not ever noticed the professor’s typos!

      • 36 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2014 at 20:47

        :) Thank you, DR.

    • 37 Professor VJ Duke February 13, 2014 at 02:03

      Yes. Now that you say it, it does seem that way. The Veezler seems to expect everything which is odd. DS didn’t seem happy either. I wonder if they’ll ever get on?

      That’s true. You know, it is my job to chronicle all that things that happen.

  7. 38 Jackie February 12, 2014 at 17:46

    Pink punch wasted in order to humiliate – it’s so punchyish! :twisted:

    • 39 Professor VJ Duke February 12, 2014 at 21:21

      :lol: It is! And evil–as I see you think.

      • 40 Susan P February 13, 2014 at 13:33

        Wait! Is the punch made with that punchy pink potion? If it was, everyone was spared.

      • 41 Professor VJ Duke February 13, 2014 at 14:54

        I’m not sure if Scientist had tinkered with it. What a thought!

      • 42 Susan P February 13, 2014 at 14:57

        :D

  8. 43 Debbie February 12, 2014 at 16:22

    Seems to me the Veezler got what he deserved. The only problem, of course, is that now, NOBODY gets punch at all!

    • 44 Professor VJ Duke February 12, 2014 at 16:36

      :lol: That’s true. The prince could have done something smarter. What would you have done?

  9. 45 MissTiffany February 12, 2014 at 15:43

    There certainly seems to be some interesting occurs at these parties, whenever the Professor is in attendance. Or perhaps, Punchy parties are always like this, but since the Professor is there we get to hear about it.

    • 46 Professor VJ Duke February 12, 2014 at 16:36

      When you get that many crazy people together, things are going to happen. The professor is rather sweet and laid-back himself, wouldn’t you say?

      • 47 MissTiffany February 12, 2014 at 17:19

        Definitely. I think so, Professor. Though you are certainly capable of showing a proper amount of enthusiasm if the situation calls for it.

      • 48 Professor VJ Duke February 12, 2014 at 21:16

        Yes, yes, that’s it. :)

  10. 49 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister February 12, 2014 at 15:42

    The professor was so cordial when addressing Schwarz. It must come from years of partying. :D
    Ratherquite, I think, was justified in watching Schwarz. Civilized parties do require a bit of formality. Yet, when in doubt use another cup, I say!
    I hope the Veezler was a sticky mess after the prince poured that punch over him!! What a waste of good punch.

    • 50 Professor VJ Duke February 12, 2014 at 16:35

      You mean, I was sweet about it?

      So, you mean to tell me that Audith would have been watching poor Schwarzy too? Would you have smacked his hand if he’d transgressed?

      He actually started to laugh about it.

      • 51 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister February 12, 2014 at 16:41

        Yes, I do. Very gentlemanly of you.

        Poor Schwarzy…come on, please. No, I’d have been too busy to watch Schwarzy. Far too busy to worry about him. But yes, I would have, if he deserved it!!

        Sounds about right.

      • 52 Professor VJ Duke February 12, 2014 at 21:13

        Well, I think I’m proud now!

        Too busy dancing, and then all that tittle-tattle going on!

        :lol: And he probably would have deserved it. I’d have lent you my katana to use.

        An odd chap, him.

      • 53 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister February 13, 2014 at 00:53

        I like seeing you proud.

        Well there’s the dancing and the gabbing with The Ladies. I should spend time with them as well. It is always hard to be the only girls at a party. Tittle-tattle? What pray tell is that, Duketh? Is that like watching you command everyone around? I do like seeing that. :)

        A katana at a party, Duke! Are you wearing it by your side? How romantic. :D I’ll use my glove on him.

        Yes, much so.

      • 54 Professor VJ Duke February 13, 2014 at 02:04

        Now, why is that, Audith?

        Oh, there were many ladies (and girls) at the party, Audith. Many, many.

        It’s actually idle talk or gossip. :)

        On my back, of course! Katanas go on the back. You should know that. Romantic? You can’t be serious! How will you use your glove?

      • 55 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister February 13, 2014 at 02:54

        Being proud of oneself is better than the alternative, I’d say.

        The perfect sort of party!

        Oh, well I don’t have the patience for any of that.

        I’m sorry, thinking of swords had me in thoughts of Robin, fellow of the Hood, silly of me to think a katana worn on the back was similar.

        I’m pretty sure we covered that already. I’d slap him with it. Keep up, Duke.

      • 56 Professor VJ Duke February 13, 2014 at 14:41

        I hope you’re right.

        Audith, I fall far behind, don’t I?

      • 57 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister February 13, 2014 at 15:10

        Well, I’m proud of you and you should be proud of yourself, either way, I’m righter this time!!!

        You kind of do, Duketh. I shouldn’t point that out to you, I know you’re busy. The curse of Audith, investith too mucheth!!

      • 58 Professor VJ Duke February 13, 2014 at 23:53

        The professor is suddenly humiliated.

        The professor is working hours on his newest project. But I appreciate your criticism.

      • 59 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister February 14, 2014 at 03:42

        Don’t be..let me just fix your hat. There, perfect!!

        The professor is driven. It is a good thing!

      • 60 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2014 at 20:43

        Thank you, Audith. My reflection is a tad bit better now.

        Driven to madness by hiself.

      • 61 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister February 14, 2014 at 21:32

        Looks right to me, Duke.

        How romantic ;)

      • 62 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2014 at 23:35

        The professor?

      • 63 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister February 15, 2014 at 14:32

        Being driven to madness by oneself is romantic, I think. What do I know.

      • 64 Professor VJ Duke February 15, 2014 at 21:57

        A lot. You could be right about that.

      • 65 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister February 16, 2014 at 03:58

        :) Righter? ;)

      • 66 Professor VJ Duke February 17, 2014 at 13:02

        No, only the professor is.

      • 67 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister February 17, 2014 at 16:37

        :lol:

      • 68 Professor VJ Duke February 17, 2014 at 21:39

        :D

  11. 69 ladycheetah7 February 12, 2014 at 14:42

    True wickedness in the Punchy Land indeed. There is always a plot afoot. Only someone witg mischievous intent would take the spoon out of the punch bowl to cause a riot.

    • 70 Professor VJ Duke February 12, 2014 at 16:33

      Did you notice that DS seemed to be on the good side this time around?

      • 71 ladycheetah7 February 12, 2014 at 16:35

        Must have had a cold. Lol.

      • 72 Professor VJ Duke February 12, 2014 at 16:38

        :lol: Can’t you just be honest and see the goodness in him?!

      • 73 ladycheetah7 February 12, 2014 at 16:39

        What makes you think I was lying…lol

      • 74 Professor VJ Duke February 12, 2014 at 21:11

        :lol: One day you’ll see that he has some good in there.

      • 75 ladycheetah7 February 12, 2014 at 21:19

        Yah. Keep hope alive….she says sarcastically.

      • 76 Professor VJ Duke February 12, 2014 at 21:22

        Huff-Hum and five-hundred roars to you!

      • 77 ladycheetah7 February 12, 2014 at 21:37

        Lol.
        That was funny.

      • 78 Professor VJ Duke February 12, 2014 at 22:13

        It’s supposed to be intimidating.

      • 79 ladycheetah7 February 12, 2014 at 22:24

        Oh. Opps. Meow

      • 80 Professor VJ Duke February 13, 2014 at 01:55

        You know, not once has it had the desired effect.

  12. 81 FictionFan February 12, 2014 at 14:18

    What a waste of perfectly good punch! (Unless Ruber made it – in which case, smart move by Prince Beef.) So…another party the Professor didn’t invite FF to, eh? Was there dancing?

    I see yet again it was my Schwarzy who spotted the problem – he’s soooo perceptive, isn’t he?

    • 82 Professor VJ Duke February 12, 2014 at 16:33

      Do you like punch, FEF? How about pink punch? (I’m rather sure Ruby didn’t make it.)

      Yes, the dancing happened before I arrived. For some reason–unbeknownst to the professor himself–I was running late.

      Not dull?

      • 83 FictionFan February 12, 2014 at 17:19

        Yes, depending on what’s in it (though I don’t often drink alcohol, to be honest). I’d need to know why it was pink… (Then it was a waste!)

        Who did Schwarzy dance with? Somebody really ugly and unattractive I hope. The Professor was probably held up at the studio…

        My Schwarzy? Never! How dare you!!

      • 84 Professor VJ Duke February 12, 2014 at 21:16

        It’s pink because of sherbet, I think. And I’d bet there isn’t any alcohol since there’s a lot of kids about, too.

        :lol: How mean! You’d wish that on your Schwarzy? No, once I learned that dancing was taking place, I arrived late.

        You’re just as mean to him!

      • 85 FictionFan February 12, 2014 at 22:55

        Hmm…fizzy punch? I’m not sure.

        Of course I would! I don’t want to have to be fighting off any competition! Aw, that’s good – best to wait till you can dance with me…

        No I’m not! I’m only mean to the Professor…I’m lovely to everyone else!

      • 86 Professor VJ Duke February 13, 2014 at 01:58

        That’s the only way I’ve seen it!

        The professor shuns dancing.

        You know, I do find that hard to believe…

      • 87 FictionFan February 13, 2014 at 13:21

        Americans! Tchah!

        Quite right! Except with FF…

        Mean! But then what can you expect from someone as fluffy as the Professor?

      • 88 Professor VJ Duke February 13, 2014 at 14:53

        I’m open to Scottish punch. :)

        Well…okay, then!

        Fluffy…now that starting not to sound the way I had meant it…

      • 89 FictionFan February 13, 2014 at 16:00

        I’ll add it to the menu for your ‘Welcome to Scotland’ banquet…it should go well with the Mars Bars.

        :D

        :lol: Personally, I love it!

      • 90 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2014 at 00:01

        And muffins, please.

        Personally, I’m…

      • 91 FictionFan February 14, 2014 at 15:26

        :lol:

  13. 92 walt walker February 12, 2014 at 14:11

    My goodness! Such an undercurrent of violence of violence in this one! A willingness to do murder, and Veezy saying, in essence, bring it. It makes my very bones quake with…well it’s quite frightening.

    • 93 Professor VJ Duke February 12, 2014 at 16:32

      What do you suppose the Veezler means by it all, though?

      • 94 walt walker February 12, 2014 at 17:32

        Seems there is a lesson to be learned.

      • 95 Professor VJ Duke February 12, 2014 at 21:20

        But what is it, would you say?

      • 96 walt walker February 13, 2014 at 04:21

        I would say you are in a better position than me to know that, Old Sport. You were there! Now, how do you think I knew that would be your next question to me?

      • 97 Professor VJ Duke February 13, 2014 at 14:42

        :lol: I love that title…!

        Well, did you know?

      • 98 walt walker February 16, 2014 at 01:26

        It’s because I’m always one step ahead of those I follow. ;)

      • 99 Professor VJ Duke February 17, 2014 at 13:01

        That means you’re at least three steps ahead of the professor, since I’m rather dull.

  14. 100 Susan P February 12, 2014 at 14:00

    Dear me, Professor, such hubris in the PL. And, yes, the Professor does seem to attend a inordinate amount of parties. And the Veezler got his comeuppance.

    Susan’s proverb for the day: When someone is being obnoxious and trying to pick a fight, laugh at him/her. It shuts up the heckler and gives your cardiovascular system a good exercise.

    • 101 ladycheetah7 February 12, 2014 at 14:38

      Well said and I agree. The Professor does party like a rock star.

      • 102 Susan P February 12, 2014 at 15:46

        We can call him “Professor Rock.”

      • 103 Professor VJ Duke February 12, 2014 at 16:33

        Which rock star am I?

      • 104 ladycheetah7 February 12, 2014 at 16:34

        Hector

      • 105 Professor VJ Duke February 12, 2014 at 16:37

        Hmmm…is he a rock star?

      • 106 ladycheetah7 February 12, 2014 at 16:39

        If you want him to be.

      • 107 Professor VJ Duke February 12, 2014 at 21:11

        Methinks he’s not…

      • 108 ladycheetah7 February 12, 2014 at 21:18

        The mythical character who was prince of Troy who fought Achilles and you don’t think he is a rock star? Shocking…

      • 109 Professor VJ Duke February 12, 2014 at 21:21

        Now why is that shocking? And you didn’t say he killed Achilles.

      • 110 ladycheetah7 February 12, 2014 at 21:36

        Yah. I know I didn’t mentioned him killing Achilles. Wasn’t aware I needed to mention it. So because he killes him does that mean he is less of a rock star?

      • 111 Professor VJ Duke February 12, 2014 at 22:12

        Well…I’m not sure. The questions is, what makes you think he is a rock star? He’s a warrior, you know.

      • 112 ladycheetah7 February 12, 2014 at 22:23

        How about rock star warrior?

      • 113 Professor VJ Duke February 13, 2014 at 01:55

        Okay…I think I like that. The professor is a rock star warrior. :D Now isn’t that spicy?

      • 114 ladycheetah7 February 13, 2014 at 14:01

        Indeed it is.
        :-)

      • 115 Professor VJ Duke February 13, 2014 at 14:57

        :D Thanks, Lady.

      • 116 ladycheetah7 February 13, 2014 at 14:59

        Ur welcome.

      • 117 Professor VJ Duke February 13, 2014 at 15:05

        :D The professor likes being spicy.

      • 118 Susan P February 13, 2014 at 02:28

        Any particular rock star you had in mind?

      • 119 ladycheetah7 February 13, 2014 at 14:10

        Um, not one in particular. PVJ is a bit unique ya know. Hard to find a match.

      • 120 Susan P February 13, 2014 at 14:35

        Unique is exactly the right word. Exactly. And we wouldn’t have him any other way, would we?

      • 121 ladycheetah7 February 13, 2014 at 14:37

        I agree.

    • 122 Professor VJ Duke February 12, 2014 at 16:31

      Yes, that’s what it is! A hubris. Like that lots. :) It’s not the professor’s fault that he’s invited to parties, is it? The Veezler actually laughed really hard after getting the punch poured on him.

      :shock: That’s a great one! May I push it on Shnodgrate next week?

      • 123 Susan P February 13, 2014 at 02:34

        Surely you may. It’s a great and punchy to the end. I actually tried it on someone and she’s still trying to figure out what I meant.

      • 124 Professor VJ Duke February 13, 2014 at 14:40

        Perfect, then. And thanks. :)

      • 125 Susan P February 13, 2014 at 14:53

        Thank /you/, PVJ.

      • 126 Professor VJ Duke February 13, 2014 at 15:03

        Thank you. :)

      • 127 Susan P February 13, 2014 at 19:30

        :D

      • 128 Susan P February 13, 2014 at 02:37

        So who are you blame for for being a party boy?

      • 129 Professor VJ Duke February 13, 2014 at 14:40

        The professor isn’t a party boy. I’m so old…I’m wobbly at the knees.

      • 130 Susan P February 13, 2014 at 14:54

        You still have knees?

      • 131 Professor VJ Duke February 13, 2014 at 15:04

        I think so. Why?

      • 132 Susan P February 13, 2014 at 19:30

        You think so? You need to check this out immediately and make sure.

      • 133 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2014 at 00:06

        How do I tell?

      • 134 Susan P February 14, 2014 at 01:34

        If you try to sit down, and you find it impossible, there’s a good chance you don’t have any.

      • 135 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2014 at 20:36

        :lol: Well, the professor can sit down!

      • 136 Susan P February 14, 2014 at 20:51

        Then it’s all good. That’s a mercy.

      • 137 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2014 at 21:05

        :lol: That’s a mercy–what a fantastic phrase!

      • 138 Susan P February 14, 2014 at 21:08

        Why thank you, Professor. It’s been around for some time like me.:D

      • 139 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2014 at 21:13

        And like me. I’ve been around for a time, times, and many times.

      • 140 Susan P February 14, 2014 at 21:19

        Do you regenerate?

      • 141 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2014 at 21:25

        No. I just get older. No regeneration here, madam!

      • 142 Susan P February 15, 2014 at 13:44

        Some day…

      • 143 Professor VJ Duke February 15, 2014 at 21:56

        Indeed! :)

      • 144 Susan P February 16, 2014 at 22:11

        :D


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