Tales of the Punchies—The Color of Pickles

The Punchies define the Punchy Lands. They live deep within a cave in a very hot desert. When they hold their Punchy meetings, they sit at a long oak table, situated nicely in the middle of a sandy floor.

***

Kirk, what color are pickles?” Arnold, the orange Punchy, asked thoughtfully one day.

“Mr. Arnak…Mr. Orange…” Kirk said between sips of Cups of Blueberry Jam. “Pickles are, of course, the greenest of green.”

“Like you?” Mitchum, the blue Punchy, and the one who always questioned Kirk’s authority, asked. (Kirk is green colored himself.)

Kirk turned angrily on Mitchum. “Mr. Blue, the conversation was betwixt me and Mr. Orange. Not thou.”

“But you see, Kirk,” Arnold continued, “pickles are only green because they’re soaked in a green sauce.”

That got Kirk. “Methinks I’ll have to think about that, Mr. Orange. Indeed I shall.”

“Maybe you could ask Punchy Murdoch?” Humphrey, the red Punchy, suggested.

Kirk nodded. “Possibly, Mr. Red. My father is very knowledgable. I shall return shortly with his answer.”

Kirk rose, and left the table, disappearing into one of the many passages inside the cave.

Sylvester the pale green Punchy let out a “Humph.”

“Where’s he going?” Arnold asked.

“To see his dad,” Humphrey said.

“Don’t you all find it weird that only Kirk knows where his dad is in this cave?” Mitchum asked.

“What are you saying?” Arnold asked.

Mitchum said it steadily. “There is no Punchy Murdoch.”

Kirk returned at that moment and sat.

All eyes were on him.

“Punchy Murdoch—my father—says that pickles are the greenest of green.”

“That’s exactly what you said, Kirk,” Arnold noticed.

All the Punchies were silent.

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207 Responses to “Tales of the Punchies—The Color of Pickles”


  1. 1 InfiniteZip March 15, 2014 at 20:09

    Punchy rainbows…I like pickles…had three yesterday…dill but sweet.

    • 2 Professor VJ Duke March 15, 2014 at 20:20

      Punchy rainbows? Where? You must show me!

  2. 3 Hazy February 23, 2014 at 07:45

    Kirk is suspicious, isn’t he? Reminds me a bit of superhero identities, like is Bruce Wayne Batman? Is Kirk Punchy Murdoch? (though I doubt he is a superhero)

    I like pickles! especially with mustard on my cheeseburger or hotdog sandwich. :)

    • 4 Professor VJ Duke February 24, 2014 at 14:49

      Well, some think he is. Kirk says he’s not. But I think so. :)

      Sounds awesome!

      • 5 Hazy February 25, 2014 at 13:02

        I think so too. Maybe it’s just a snap on beard or something. :lol:

      • 6 Professor VJ Duke February 25, 2014 at 17:59

        Yes…or velcro… :lol:

      • 7 Hazy March 2, 2014 at 12:30

        He better be careful then! One of the punchies might “accidentally” pull it off. :lol:

      • 8 Professor VJ Duke March 2, 2014 at 23:18

        Which would be dreadful!

      • 9 Hazy March 16, 2014 at 14:02

        Would it be?

      • 10 Professor VJ Duke March 16, 2014 at 19:20

        Well, for Kirk, yes!

  3. 11 xoxosanaz90210 February 20, 2014 at 06:07

    Oh Oh….I find it fishy that the Punchy Murdoch decided, very conveniently, to not join the Punchies in the Punchy meeting. Now that’s a cliff-hanger….

    • 12 Professor VJ Duke February 20, 2014 at 14:39

      Yes. Wasn’t it? Well…today it was updated. Do you think he’s real?

  4. 13 Painting Pundit February 16, 2014 at 16:07

    Just as I begin to recover from a very busy week, I find the Punchies have all become colors and are eating weird things. Do you think they could get together and make a very colorful painting? Punchy Painting could become all the rage!

    • 14 Professor VJ Duke February 17, 2014 at 13:04

      That does have a ring to it! :lol: It’s always rather crazy here, huh?

  5. 15 The Dancing Rider February 14, 2014 at 23:36

    Of course they are green! Just as Kirk says. ;-) Citing Punchy for backup. Lol.

    • 16 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2014 at 23:43

      :lol: That’s the way! The other Punchies test Kirk constantly.

  6. 17 Jackie February 14, 2014 at 11:07

    ick! Drinking cups of blueberry jam is disgusting!

    • 18 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2014 at 20:45

      But the Punchies like it. I’m not sure if the professor would.

      • 19 Jackie February 14, 2014 at 23:43

        Let me know if you ever do try it! Perhaps I’m in the minority here. :-?

      • 20 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2014 at 23:44

        Personally, I think you’re very sensical, and the professor probably is not. I should listen to you!

      • 21 Jackie February 14, 2014 at 23:57

        You should try it yourself instead of listening to me. I mean what if you do like it? If you listen to me you’ll never know. ;-)

      • 22 Professor VJ Duke February 15, 2014 at 21:51

        That’s true…but there is something…unlikeable about it, I think.

  7. 23 Susan P February 13, 2014 at 19:43

    What I want to know is were they thinking when they were silent, and if they were, what were they thinking. Also, was Gollum a punchy?

    • 24 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2014 at 00:07

      Probably nothing. Or, they were highly confused. Not a smart bunch, huh?

      Gollum, maybe. He was meaner, I think.

      • 25 Susan P February 14, 2014 at 01:36

        Poor wretched creature.

      • 26 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2014 at 20:37

        He died nicely at least.

      • 27 Susan P February 14, 2014 at 20:52

        Exactly how does one die nicely?

      • 28 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2014 at 21:06

        Isn’t it kind of coolio to fall into a lake of fire? (For gollum, I mean.)

      • 29 Susan P February 14, 2014 at 21:10

        laughing – caught yourself did you? It probably was given how stretched and miserable the poor old fellow was.

      • 30 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2014 at 21:15

        :lol: :lol: I sure did! Goodness.

      • 31 Susan P February 14, 2014 at 21:21

        Have a restful weekend. I will look out for Frankie and make sure he doesn’t do it his way over the weekend. :D

      • 32 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2014 at 21:26

        You too, Susan! :lol: Definitely! DS could take him.

  8. 33 Brenda February 13, 2014 at 18:54

    They were in a fine pickle. LOL Love it!

    • 34 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2014 at 00:05

      Thanks, Brenda! What dadblamery!

  9. 35 Nancy Loderick February 13, 2014 at 18:45

    Oh punchy professor – too funny :)

    Now, in honor of the big snowstorm hitting all of the Northeast, you should do a story about the color white.

    Nancy

    • 36 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2014 at 00:05

      :lol: What would I call it?

      • 37 Nancy Loderick February 14, 2014 at 20:26

        Hey Professor,

        How about Punchy Paxy White (since the latest storm was called Pax.)

        :)
        Nancy

      • 38 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2014 at 21:02

        :lol: Thanks, Nancy. That is such a funny name.

  10. 39 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister February 13, 2014 at 15:28

    Kirk is coo coo la ru! I like that he stops to consider what his father thoughts would be and enjoys talking about his as if he exists.

    You didn’t use the color yellow or brown. You had me thinking of M&Ms. Yum!

    • 40 Professor VJ Duke February 13, 2014 at 23:59

      Nice word! Is it yours, Audith? :lol: Maybe Punchy Murdoch does exist!

      There’s no yellow or brown Punchies. Are you hungry?

      • 41 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister February 14, 2014 at 03:53

        Well, I’m not completely sure if it’s mine. I may have picked it up somewhere. I say it a lot. And maybe he does…we’ll hang tight and just see about him, won’t we. :)

        :lol: I suppose I was. :lol:

      • 42 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2014 at 20:44

        Call it yours! Take the credit. :) We sure will.

        I could go for red ones…

      • 43 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister February 14, 2014 at 21:35

        It’s all mine!

        Yes, let’s eat the red ones and then the green for luck. :)

      • 44 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2014 at 23:36

        Sounds too good! :D

  11. 45 weggieboy February 13, 2014 at 14:46

    Kirk would love those Chicago hot dogs with that outrageously psychedelic green pickle relish they use, I suspect.

    I retch to think of it, though I’m sure it is quite tasty with one’s eyes closed. Chicago IS a foodie town after all! They wouldn’t serve anything not very tasty in Chicago, would they?

    • 46 Professor VJ Duke February 13, 2014 at 15:01

      He probably would. Maybe the professor would, but I’m not sure.

      Why? Does it strike you the wrong way?

  12. 47 L. Marie February 13, 2014 at 14:28

    Why do they listen to Kirk???

    • 48 Professor VJ Duke February 13, 2014 at 15:00

      That’s a good question. Would you?

    • 49 Susan P February 13, 2014 at 19:46

      But were they actually listening to Kirk, or were they trying to come up with rebuttal?

      • 50 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2014 at 00:07

        I think Mitchum was actively trying to, don’t you?

      • 51 Susan P February 14, 2014 at 01:36

        Either that or he was trying to not yawn.

      • 52 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2014 at 20:39

        I don’t think Punchies can yawn. I take it back. Kirk does all the time.

      • 53 Susan P February 14, 2014 at 20:53

        Just as I surmised. I think I saw the professor yawning a few times in a punchy meeting. Someone sent a photo over the internet.

      • 54 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2014 at 21:07

        What did the professor look like? Did he have blonde or brown hair?

      • 55 Susan P February 14, 2014 at 21:11

        I’m surprised you don’t know what color his hair is. It was brown.

      • 56 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2014 at 21:16

        Of course I know what color his hair is! Don’t I have his head?

      • 57 Susan P February 15, 2014 at 13:35

        You would be the best judge of that.

      • 58 Professor VJ Duke February 15, 2014 at 21:52

        Well, I’m pretty sure I do.

      • 59 Susan P February 16, 2014 at 22:05

        Well, then be careful you don’t lose your head.

      • 60 Professor VJ Duke February 17, 2014 at 13:06

        I already have–in a sense.

      • 61 Susan P February 17, 2014 at 13:33

        There is a difference between losing one’s head and losing one’s mind. Make sure you differentiate.

      • 62 Professor VJ Duke February 17, 2014 at 21:26

        Ooo…you’re right. I’ve lost both.

      • 63 Susan P February 18, 2014 at 02:13

        And where does that leave the PF?

      • 64 Professor VJ Duke February 18, 2014 at 02:40

        Well…don’t they help the befuddled professor?

      • 65 Susan P February 18, 2014 at 14:19

        Well, who is it that laughs you to scorn (other than DS).

      • 66 Professor VJ Duke February 18, 2014 at 19:45

        The PF, usually.

      • 67 Susan P February 19, 2014 at 18:12

        Never say it. How can that be?

      • 68 Professor VJ Duke February 19, 2014 at 20:52

        Well…isn’t it?

      • 69 Susan P February 20, 2014 at 18:45

        Not that I’ve noticed…

      • 70 Professor VJ Duke February 20, 2014 at 22:59

        Well…dadblameit!

      • 71 Susan P February 21, 2014 at 13:44

        So, what’s the question?

      • 72 Professor VJ Duke February 21, 2014 at 15:24

        You asked it!

      • 73 Susan P February 21, 2014 at 17:57

        So,what’s the answer?

      • 74 Professor VJ Duke February 21, 2014 at 20:50

        I do forget the question.

      • 75 Susan P February 21, 2014 at 21:09

        Alas. Woe. wailing.

      • 76 Professor VJ Duke February 22, 2014 at 01:07

        And a Huff-Hum.

      • 77 Susan P February 22, 2014 at 16:56

        sigh

      • 78 Professor VJ Duke February 24, 2014 at 14:41

        Me too.

  13. 79 ladycheetah7 February 13, 2014 at 14:26

    I am beginning to wonder if Murdoch exists. Don’t you find it strange after such a long time he has made no cameos at ANY of the parties? Very strange indeed.

    • 80 Professor VJ Duke February 13, 2014 at 15:00

      It is…I would think that he doesn’t then…but would Kirk lie?

      • 81 ladycheetah7 February 13, 2014 at 16:34

        Whay Punchy does not lie?

      • 82 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2014 at 00:05

        Mr. Magi? DS? Your favorite, Mr. R?

      • 83 ladycheetah7 February 14, 2014 at 01:46

        Ir such a trouble maker…lol

      • 84 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2014 at 20:42

        The professor is a peaceful sort of chap.

      • 85 ladycheetah7 February 14, 2014 at 22:17

        You have thw whole world fooled and except me and Susan

      • 86 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2014 at 23:38

        Huff-Hum to you! What would you say about the professor?

  14. 87 Bethy February 13, 2014 at 14:19

    I wonder if Kirk talks to himself…

    • 88 ladycheetah7 February 13, 2014 at 14:27

      I think he does and his father must be in his head.

      • 89 Susan P February 13, 2014 at 19:48

        I would not put any limits on what they might get up to.

      • 90 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2014 at 00:08

        How about what the professor may get up to?

      • 91 Susan P February 14, 2014 at 01:37

        Unlimited possibilities, Professor.

      • 92 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2014 at 20:40

        Which I think is good.

      • 93 Susan P February 14, 2014 at 20:55

        It’s fantastic!

      • 94 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2014 at 21:08

        Of course, it’s also warrior-like.

      • 95 Susan P February 14, 2014 at 21:12

        How is it warrior-like?

      • 96 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2014 at 21:18

        Well, because the professor is warrior-like. So my possibilities must be too.

      • 97 Susan P February 15, 2014 at 13:36

        Like Hector?

      • 98 Professor VJ Duke February 15, 2014 at 21:53

        Yes! How did you know? :D

      • 99 Susan P February 16, 2014 at 22:05

        Lucky guess?

      • 100 Professor VJ Duke February 17, 2014 at 13:07

        It must have been!

      • 101 Susan P February 17, 2014 at 13:33

        Right then.

      • 102 Professor VJ Duke February 17, 2014 at 21:27

        :)

      • 103 Susan P February 18, 2014 at 02:13

        ;)

    • 104 Professor VJ Duke February 13, 2014 at 14:59

      :lol: A strong possibility. Very Punchyish, too.

      • 105 Bethy February 13, 2014 at 15:06

        Extremely punchyish! I think I could probably talk to myself and convince myself that it was someone with more authority. Do you think the Punchies will rebel someday?

      • 106 Professor VJ Duke February 13, 2014 at 23:49

        They’ve tried before. DS sometimes takes over, if you believe that. :D

        I wish I could talk to myself, you know.

      • 107 Bethy February 14, 2014 at 14:34

        Really ? They must be desperate if they think they want DS to be in charge!

        What?! You can’t talk to yourself??? What kind of professor are you anyway? I thought all professors talked to themselves! :)

      • 108 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2014 at 20:49

        Well, he sort of just takes over at times.

        :lol: No, this one is skilled in not doing so…

      • 109 Bethy February 17, 2014 at 13:52

        I see. I know people like that!
        Well you know…practice makes perfect! Or at least that’s what I was always told.

      • 110 Professor VJ Duke February 17, 2014 at 21:31

        Practice kills a weary soul, you know.

      • 111 Bethy February 20, 2014 at 01:18

        I knew there was some reason I never liked that proverb! Now I know why!!! Thanks Professor.

      • 112 Professor VJ Duke February 20, 2014 at 14:36

        Yes, yes. That proverb is so dadblame…insulting in a way!

      • 113 Bethy February 20, 2014 at 14:55

        maybe because no one can be perfect?

      • 114 Professor VJ Duke February 20, 2014 at 18:01

        Well…the professor…

    • 115 Susan P February 13, 2014 at 19:47

      Hey! I talk to myself! Sometimes it’s the only way I can get a sensible answer to a question.

      • 116 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2014 at 00:08

        It doesn’t help me. Things get more confusing for me.

      • 117 Susan P February 14, 2014 at 01:36

        Why not? I talk to you, too.

      • 118 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2014 at 20:40

        Well, it helps when you talk to the professor. I only confuse myself.

      • 119 Susan P February 14, 2014 at 20:54

        I have noticed that. Try making a list and doing one thing at a time. It doesn’t work well for me because I forget to look at the list, but maybe the Professor will find it useful.

      • 120 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2014 at 21:08

        Yes, I’ll stick the list in my breast pocket. I should do this. Many thanks, Susan.

      • 121 Susan P February 14, 2014 at 21:11

        I hope it works better for you than it does for me. :D

      • 122 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2014 at 21:17

        I hope so too. The professor does carry a memo, you know, around with him. To write things down.

      • 123 Susan P February 15, 2014 at 13:36

        :D

      • 124 ladycheetah7 February 14, 2014 at 01:45

        Now that is good.

      • 125 Susan P February 14, 2014 at 14:27

        :D

      • 126 Bethy February 14, 2014 at 14:35

        That is so true. Maybe I will just talk to myself for a whole week. I could use a whole week of sensible answers.

      • 127 Susan P February 14, 2014 at 14:56

        :lol:

  15. 128 floridaborne February 13, 2014 at 13:54

    Which would be worse, asking that question to a blind person or on that’s non-existent? That would be quite a pickle.

    • 129 Professor VJ Duke February 13, 2014 at 14:56

      :lol: That’s such an interesting thought… The first one?

      • 130 floridaborne February 13, 2014 at 15:13

        I was told once by a woman who had been blind since birth that she hated the color green. I asked why. She said that someone told her green was the color of vomit. I tried to say that green was the color of grass and yellow was the color of vomit. But she had paired the scent and feel of vomiting to the color green.

        I guess you could say that she couldn’t visualize the color green because it didn’t make scents.

      • 131 Professor VJ Duke February 13, 2014 at 23:56

        That’s very interesting. The professor could see where that would happen.

  16. 132 FictionFan February 13, 2014 at 13:49

    Very suspicious! I don’t think Kirk is very trustworthy. But then what can you expect from someone who is green?

    • 133 Professor VJ Duke February 13, 2014 at 14:56

      The professor could be green for all you know!

      • 134 FictionFan February 13, 2014 at 16:11

        :lol: Can I please get the franchise for selling Professor toys in Scotland? Cute, adorable, cuddly, feisty, fluffy and green – I’d make a fortune!!

      • 135 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2014 at 00:04

        What makes you think they’d sell? (I’m not green. Only peachy.)

      • 136 FictionFan February 14, 2014 at 15:32

        Who could resist? Couldn’t you dye yourself green for marketing purposes? I’m sure green ones would sell better than peachy ones…

      • 137 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2014 at 20:58

        The professor will not be marketed as a fluffy toy!

      • 138 FictionFan February 15, 2014 at 16:48

        Spoilsport! If I die poor, it will be your fault…

      • 139 Professor VJ Duke February 15, 2014 at 22:01

        I really don’t want you to die…

      • 140 FictionFan February 16, 2014 at 18:22

        :lol: Good to know! I’m not proposing to in the immediate future…

      • 141 Professor VJ Duke February 17, 2014 at 13:06

        Stellar news, madam!

      • 142 Susan P February 13, 2014 at 19:50

        That sounds great. FF!

      • 143 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2014 at 00:09

        It does not!

      • 144 Susan P February 14, 2014 at 01:37

        Does too.

      • 145 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2014 at 20:41

        Does too not!

      • 146 Susan P February 14, 2014 at 20:58

        Just how much time have you been spending with the punchies lately?

      • 147 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2014 at 21:10

        :cry: Too much! My brain is really fried today!

      • 148 Susan P February 14, 2014 at 21:13

        So I surmised.

      • 149 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2014 at 21:19

        That noticeable? Oh dear.

      • 150 Susan P February 15, 2014 at 13:39

        Mine has been fried for the better part of the week.

      • 151 Professor VJ Duke February 15, 2014 at 21:53

        :lol: Dear me! It happens Monday morning, I think.

      • 152 Susan P February 16, 2014 at 22:06

        My brain has been truculent all day today.

      • 153 Professor VJ Duke February 17, 2014 at 13:07

        Goodness! :lol: Well…

      • 154 Susan P February 17, 2014 at 13:34

        :D

    • 155 Susan P February 13, 2014 at 19:49

      Do you trust Kermit?

      • 156 FictionFan February 13, 2014 at 22:14

        Never trust a talking frog, as my old grandmother used to say… ;)

      • 157 Susan P February 13, 2014 at 23:05

        :lol:

      • 158 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2014 at 00:09

        With my life.

      • 159 Susan P February 14, 2014 at 01:37

        Well, you might look at FF’s reply.

      • 160 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2014 at 20:41

        But the professor’s knows better.

      • 161 Susan P February 14, 2014 at 20:57

        Well, but here we have two trustworthy witnesses, and they are diametrically opposed to one another’s beliefs.

      • 162 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2014 at 21:10

        But doesn’t the professor trump all?

      • 163 Susan P February 14, 2014 at 21:13

        Not when it comes to colors.

      • 164 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2014 at 21:19

        Red frogs are more trustworthy than green ones.

      • 165 Susan P February 15, 2014 at 13:37

        Red frogs are just scary. Aren’t they venomous?

      • 166 Professor VJ Duke February 15, 2014 at 21:53

        I’ve really never seen one. But I think they probably would be.

      • 167 Susan P February 16, 2014 at 22:06

        The brightly colored frogs tend to be venomous. Take care, Professor.

      • 168 Professor VJ Duke February 17, 2014 at 13:07

        That’s why I’d keep them in a glass cage. :)

      • 169 Susan P February 17, 2014 at 13:34

        Without any stones, I presume.

      • 170 Professor VJ Duke February 17, 2014 at 21:28

        No, they could have stones if they wanted. Why?

      • 171 Susan P February 18, 2014 at 02:14

        Well, you know, frogs who live in a glass house should not throw stones.

      • 172 Professor VJ Duke February 18, 2014 at 02:40

        Now why is this?

      • 173 Susan P February 18, 2014 at 14:20

        Because they will have nowhere to stick their feet.

      • 174 Professor VJ Duke February 18, 2014 at 19:45

        They don’t have feet!

      • 175 Susan P February 19, 2014 at 18:12

        Since when?

      • 176 Professor VJ Duke February 19, 2014 at 20:53

        They have claws or something. Sticky things!

      • 177 Susan P February 20, 2014 at 18:46

        Mercy.

      • 178 Professor VJ Duke February 20, 2014 at 23:00

        That won’t help you!

      • 179 Susan P February 21, 2014 at 13:44

        Help me what?

      • 180 Professor VJ Duke February 21, 2014 at 15:25

        Help…help you…do it!

      • 181 Susan P February 21, 2014 at 17:58

        I wasn’t expecting it to…it was an exclamation.

      • 182 Professor VJ Duke February 21, 2014 at 20:51

        And I was simply saying it…well, aren’t exclamations supposed to alleviate the pain and suffering? That’s why I say dadblameit. :)

      • 183 Susan P February 21, 2014 at 21:09

        I think you are thinking of Excedrin.

      • 184 Professor VJ Duke February 22, 2014 at 01:07

        :lol: No, I don’t think so…

      • 185 Susan P February 22, 2014 at 16:57

        Well, the Professor knows best what he means. Unless he’s confused.

      • 186 Professor VJ Duke February 24, 2014 at 14:41

        Aren’t I always?

      • 187 Susan P February 24, 2014 at 14:45

        I thought it was myself that was always confused.

      • 188 Professor VJ Duke February 24, 2014 at 15:05

        No, no, it’s the professor.

      • 189 Susan P February 24, 2014 at 19:01

        How can I confirm that?

      • 190 Professor VJ Duke February 24, 2014 at 21:34

        I don’t know…

      • 191 Susan P February 24, 2014 at 21:35

        Nor do I.

      • 192 Professor VJ Duke February 24, 2014 at 22:35

        You have to!

      • 193 Susan P February 25, 2014 at 13:17

        Why?

      • 194 Professor VJ Duke February 25, 2014 at 18:03

        I don’t know. Just the feeling I get.

      • 195 Susan P February 25, 2014 at 20:17

        I’m confused.

      • 196 Professor VJ Duke February 26, 2014 at 00:31

        Me too. Horribly so.

      • 197 Susan P February 26, 2014 at 02:35

        *sigh*

      • 198 Professor VJ Duke February 26, 2014 at 18:11

        Me too. :D

      • 199 Susan P February 26, 2014 at 19:11

        :D

  17. 200 PorterGirl February 13, 2014 at 13:41

    These Punchy meetings are very serious affairs, are they not? It’s got me thinking about the colour of pickles now. I love pickles!

    • 201 Bethy February 13, 2014 at 14:40

      I love pickles too!

      • 202 PorterGirl February 13, 2014 at 14:44

        Awesome! :)

    • 203 Professor VJ Duke February 13, 2014 at 14:56

      So do I! They seem to be…but aren’t they sort of foolish, too?

      • 204 PorterGirl February 13, 2014 at 15:16

        Very much so. Reminds me of Old College… Perhaps The Dean should come to the Punchy meetings to keep an eye on the Punchies? Ha!

      • 205 Professor VJ Duke February 13, 2014 at 23:58

        :lol: That would hilarious. We could be there eating the snacks.

      • 206 PorterGirl February 14, 2014 at 12:26

        Yes! They would be too busy talking nonsense to notice us eating them all :)

      • 207 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2014 at 20:46

        Haha, that would be so fun to witness.


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10. Gargonic
11. Two and Five Gurgles
12. Rats and a Heifer
13. Two nods, a wink, and an astroid
14. A bit, bits, and little bits
15. Huff-Hum and a Roar
16. So many thanks, I can't begin to thank you
17. Ri-do-diculous


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