A PUNCHY AURTOON: Tea or Coffee?

 

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Produced by MicP Studios
Directed by Mic Pencilpoint
Dramatized by Professor VJ Duke and Nicholas Warren
Music by Symphonist Sepperl

Cast:

Mr. Ratherquite
Manly-Man
Daniel H.
Schwarz Tauptinker
&
Frankie S.

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144 Responses to “A PUNCHY AURTOON: Tea or Coffee?”


  1. 1 Hazy February 23, 2014 at 08:07

    Amusing punchy conversation! I don’t think tea is just for the ladies. It’s good for everybody, MM! :D And Mr. R, hot choco is not only for kiddies… (would that make me a kiddie? I like it with marshmallows)

    Sometimes I drink tea in the morning and coffee after lunch. Or sometimes just coffee or just tea. Or just water.

    • 2 Professor VJ Duke February 24, 2014 at 14:50

      I agree, Hazy! The professor is a kiddy too, then. I love marshmallows!

      The professor drinks a lot of tea in the winter. :)

      • 3 Hazy February 25, 2014 at 13:05

        Awesome! Have you tried roasting marshmallows in the fire? Like in smores or something? I haven’t yet, but it looks yummy when I it in the movies or on TV. :D

        Helps the professor stay warm, doesn’t it? Oooh, what kind of tea?

      • 4 Professor VJ Duke February 25, 2014 at 18:00

        I have done that a few times! It is yummy. We’ll have to do it with Weatherly one day!

        Cherry green tea!

      • 5 Hazy March 2, 2014 at 12:32

        Oh, yes please! We will look forward to a marshamallow roasting adventure.

        Cherry green tea sounds great!

      • 6 Professor VJ Duke March 2, 2014 at 23:18

        It will be awesome!

        Yes, it’s fabulous.

  2. 7 Painting Pundit February 16, 2014 at 16:22

    Poor Ratherquite! Maybe he should just drink a cup of tea and a cup of coffee. What would Manly-Man say about that?

    • 8 Professor VJ Duke February 17, 2014 at 13:04

      You know, I thought about that, too. It would have been definitely smart of Mr. R. The professor prefers tea, I think.

  3. 9 Lady Pinkrose February 15, 2014 at 22:22

    I am laughing so hard I can barely see the screen. This skit is hysterical and I am still laughing. You are a genius, Prof Frown, and I love all the voices. The cadence in this one, is perfect. I wee bit fast to read the captions, but other then that, perfect. I love the interaction between the characters. And what is up with Frankie and blood? Good grief, that is creepy.

    And who drinks eggs these days? That went out with the 80’s and steriods. Hmmm……I really really enjoyed this. My opinion it is the best one yet.

    And oh, belated Happy Valentine’s Day, Prof Frown. I HEART you! That is KAT lingo for LOVE. Now who is blushing? Hehehehehe Yours truly, Lady P

    • 10 Professor VJ Duke February 17, 2014 at 13:00

      :D Many thanks, Lady P! The professor, a genius? Nah. Frankie is an odd one, for sure.

      Manly-Man does probably. Wowawee! That’s great.

      Happy belated day to you as well….that is an interesting lingo. Is it hard to master?

      • 11 Lady Pinkrose February 17, 2014 at 13:46

        Most definitely. I tongue twister totally. Indeed it is.

      • 12 Professor VJ Duke February 17, 2014 at 21:31

        You should teach the professor.

  4. 13 technophile9 February 15, 2014 at 14:10

    DAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Somehow I got unsubscribed for a month! But I’m back now! :)

    Is Frankie a vampire or not…?

    • 14 Professor VJ Duke February 15, 2014 at 21:57

      Great to have you back! I’ve missed your input.

      Well…I’m not sure. Does he seem like one?

      • 15 technophile9 February 15, 2014 at 22:28

        He’s obsessed with blood. Either a vampire or a hematologist. ;)

      • 16 Professor VJ Duke February 17, 2014 at 13:01

        A hematologist! That’s exactly what he is!

      • 17 technophile9 February 17, 2014 at 21:15

        You really think that’s true? Are there even hospitals in the Punchy Lands? o_O There probably are, I’ve just never heard of them.

      • 18 Professor VJ Duke February 17, 2014 at 21:43

        :lol: Well, I’d like to think so! Yes, they’re are…but not a lot of good doctors.

  5. 19 The Dancing Rider February 14, 2014 at 22:57

    I laughed so hard at Schwarz’s suggestions…..you know when he was listing them one after the other. EGG?! LOL!

    I agree with Mr. R on Manly Man! I got a kick out of him and his need for duels. ;-)

    And it could be either tea, or coffee, easily! :)

    • 20 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2014 at 23:42

      :D Schwarz is such a good-natured lad.

      I know! Everything seems to be duel worthy. I think it’s lucky that he never gets to fight them.

      Cherry tea for the professor, I think. Would you drink cherry coffee?

  6. 21 ladycheetah7 February 14, 2014 at 16:58

    That was so fun. Great dialogue and nice flow. Od course the drink should have been coffee as it is most appropriate. However Mr. R might need a detox because he sounds constipated. I recommend that for him to get his liver functioning.

    • 22 Susan P February 14, 2014 at 17:51

      You are so right about Mr. R., Lady. :lol:

      • 23 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2014 at 21:02

        She is not!

      • 24 Susan P February 14, 2014 at 21:03

        Oh, yes she is.

      • 25 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2014 at 21:12

        Now, why so?

      • 26 Susan P February 14, 2014 at 21:17

        Because I have arbitrated the question, and found it worthy.

      • 27 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2014 at 21:22

        But how would Mr. R feel about it?

      • 28 ladycheetah7 February 14, 2014 at 22:18

        Who cares….

      • 29 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2014 at 23:40

        What if Mr. R’s feelings are hurt?

      • 30 Susan P February 15, 2014 at 13:41

        Do I look like I care about Mr. R’s feelings? He’s almost as creepy as Frankie.

      • 31 ladycheetah7 February 15, 2014 at 14:10

        This is true. Very true.

      • 32 Susan P February 15, 2014 at 17:27

        :D Yep.

      • 33 Professor VJ Duke February 15, 2014 at 22:01

        Nice not very of you ladies.

      • 34 Susan P February 16, 2014 at 22:14

        I’ll try really really hard to be nice.

      • 35 Professor VJ Duke February 17, 2014 at 13:10

        Well…well…I don’t believe it!

      • 36 Susan P February 17, 2014 at 13:39

        It just doesn’t matter if you believe it or not. But it does sound like you are casting aspersions.

      • 37 Professor VJ Duke February 17, 2014 at 21:31

        Me?! Weren’t you doing that to poor Mr. R?

      • 38 Susan P February 18, 2014 at 02:17

        No. Just to his ladies.

      • 39 Professor VJ Duke February 18, 2014 at 02:46

        His Ladies are nice. I met them. Will never dance with them, though.

      • 40 Susan P February 18, 2014 at 14:23

        Now then…a nice square dance never hurt anyone.

      • 41 Professor VJ Duke February 18, 2014 at 19:48

        I bet Harry doesn’t like it either!

      • 42 Susan P February 19, 2014 at 18:15

        Harry likes to dance, actually. Are you disappointed?

      • 43 Professor VJ Duke February 19, 2014 at 20:55

        Not at all. If Harry likes, then maybe…well, you know. It has to be manly, then.

      • 44 Susan P February 20, 2014 at 18:47

        Harry is a manly-man.

      • 45 Professor VJ Duke February 20, 2014 at 23:02

        I believe you. Probably a warrior just like Hector.

      • 46 Susan P February 21, 2014 at 13:46

        Better than Hector. He was brave enough to marry me. :D

      • 47 Professor VJ Duke February 21, 2014 at 15:27

        But…Hector is really brave!

      • 48 Susan P February 21, 2014 at 17:58

        Just imagine, then, how brave Harry is.

      • 49 Professor VJ Duke February 21, 2014 at 20:52

        I stand impressed. Then he could ride on a chariot and kill Achilles. He must teach me at once.

      • 50 Susan P February 21, 2014 at 21:10

        You’ll have to wait till he gets home with my birthday gluten free pizza.

      • 51 Professor VJ Duke February 22, 2014 at 01:09

        It’s your BD? :D

      • 52 Susan P February 22, 2014 at 16:58

        Thursday was my birthday. I turned one year older than I did a year ago.

      • 53 Professor VJ Duke February 24, 2014 at 14:42

        :lol: What a way to say it! Well, Happy Birthday! :D

      • 54 Susan P February 24, 2014 at 14:47

        Thank you. Bethy and the rest of the crew including the Princess and the Samster got together yesterday and happy birthdayed me. Such fun watching the grands making things lively for all of us.

      • 55 Professor VJ Duke February 24, 2014 at 15:05

        Now who is Samster? I’m very curious about this.

      • 56 Susan P February 24, 2014 at 19:02

        Samster is Sam, my grandson. He’s approx. six months older than the Princess.

      • 57 Professor VJ Duke February 24, 2014 at 21:34

        Is he Princess’s brother?

      • 58 Susan P February 24, 2014 at 21:36

        No. He is my son’s son.

      • 59 Professor VJ Duke February 24, 2014 at 22:38

        How nice. What a great family. The same son that likes the wolverine guy? :)

      • 60 Susan P February 25, 2014 at 13:18

        That is my favorite and only son, yes. They are spectacular offspring for sure, and their spouses are also endowed with amazing mad skills.

      • 61 Professor VJ Duke February 25, 2014 at 18:03

        Nice! I like the “mad” skills part. What else? :D

      • 62 Professor VJ Duke February 15, 2014 at 21:54

        Mr. R?! You can’t be serious!

      • 63 Susan P February 16, 2014 at 22:08

        I am always serious.

      • 64 Professor VJ Duke February 17, 2014 at 13:08

        Well, the professor isn’t.

      • 65 Susan P February 17, 2014 at 13:36

        Seriously ?

      • 66 Professor VJ Duke February 17, 2014 at 21:28

        No.

      • 67 Susan P February 18, 2014 at 02:15

        That’s what I thought.

      • 68 Professor VJ Duke February 18, 2014 at 02:44

        :D

      • 69 ladycheetah7 February 14, 2014 at 22:18

        Am too.

      • 70 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2014 at 23:40

        That’s so mean.

    • 71 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2014 at 21:02

      :shock: I can’t believe you said this about your favorite! You know, he wouldn’t like to hear such things.

      • 72 ladycheetah7 February 14, 2014 at 22:20

        Favorite of yours not mine. Although I must say this script everyone seemed to flow well. Daniel and MM are coolio.

      • 73 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2014 at 23:41

        Oh no, the professor likes Fats Henry best.

  7. 74 L. Marie February 14, 2014 at 16:20

    Oh man that made me laugh out loud! Manly-Man as usual makes any occasion manlier!

    • 75 Susan P February 14, 2014 at 17:52

      He’s definitely something or other….

    • 76 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2014 at 21:01

      :D He sure does!

  8. 77 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister February 14, 2014 at 16:11

    Mr. R should have coffee while with the men. His ladies will bring him his tea when he retires for the evening. Romantics like him will enjoy that…

    What a romantic setting for a gaggle of giggles, I do love when Manly-Man comes around for a chat. He cracks me up! Mr. R’s voice is a little different, I like it. Good job, you!

    Do you drink eggs, Duke?

    Happy Valentine’s Day, Duketh!

    • 78 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2014 at 21:01

      I think, Audith, you’ve got him figured out. But you would probably be harder on him than his Ladies are.

      MM is very sweet overall. Besides his violent tendencies. Who would you say Mr. R sounds like? Thanks, Audith!

      Me? No. Should I?

      Happy day to you too!

      • 79 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister February 14, 2014 at 21:40

        I can identify with him, what can I say. Yes, he’d be better off with the ladies, probably.

        Yea..that’s why I don’t get too close. Scary! I don’t know, but I think I remember his voice coming out of the professors mouth once…maybe during a rather fantastic Christmas song.

        No. I don’t think so.

      • 80 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2014 at 23:38

        Not at all! I think Feisty Audith would do Mr. R a world of good. Don’t you?

        :lol: No, no, that dadblamed Alb said that I sounded like Mr. R. That’s all. It’s really quite different…

        Would you be concerned if I did?

      • 81 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister February 15, 2014 at 14:40

        I don’t think Mr. R would put up with Feisty for long. I think he prefers the giggling Ladies. Oh okay, thanks for sorting that out for me.

        Yes, I would.

      • 82 Professor VJ Duke February 15, 2014 at 21:59

        You could be right. Yes, yes, never believe Alb.

        I’d have muscles, then.

      • 83 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister February 16, 2014 at 03:54

        I’ll keep my skeptical eye on him.

        There must be another way, if that is what you want.

      • 84 Professor VJ Duke February 17, 2014 at 13:01

        Yes, just working out, I think.

      • 85 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister February 17, 2014 at 16:38

        Yes, I thinketh so.

      • 86 Professor VJ Duke February 17, 2014 at 21:40

        Me tooeth.

      • 87 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister February 17, 2014 at 22:57

        Stopeth copying Audith, Duketh. The more you workout the less you have time for word magic…be careful. :)

      • 88 Professor VJ Duke February 18, 2014 at 02:39

        The professor is booking a book as of now. Very busy…recording!

      • 89 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister February 18, 2014 at 05:26

        Congratulations, Duke!
        Busy, indeed. As you were…

      • 90 Professor VJ Duke February 18, 2014 at 19:43

        For what?

      • 91 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister February 18, 2014 at 20:34

        …………forget it………

      • 92 Professor VJ Duke February 18, 2014 at 23:53

        1Please telleth me-eth, Audith!

      • 93 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister February 19, 2014 at 00:40

        Tell you what exactly, Duketh….

      • 94 Professor VJ Duke February 19, 2014 at 13:17

        Oh dear. You’re playing with my mind, aren’t you?

      • 95 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister February 19, 2014 at 14:56

        I’m not. I clearly need reminding. Honest and true, Duketh.

      • 96 Professor VJ Duke February 19, 2014 at 20:44

        Well I do too, you know!

      • 97 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister February 19, 2014 at 22:21

        I do know :D That’s what so great about us. ;)

      • 98 Professor VJ Duke February 20, 2014 at 14:30

        :lol: Very true…

  9. 99 Tonia February 14, 2014 at 15:32

    OMG…AREnT YOU a GENIUS!! I LOV this!! Esp those precious voices..they are endearing as can be..! One of them seems to have a british accent which really curls my toes..hee hee .. :)

    But, I have to commend you for this STERLING piece! Wow,.. tis truly remarkably good and funny! The dialogue too is amazingly catchy ..i learned some new phrases…gonna repeat them…i’m sure. :)

    gotta come back and reread later..with more commentary..

    Thank you, Prof..and i wish you a wonderful V’s Day! :)

    Sweet day!

    • 100 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2014 at 21:00

      :oops: Well! The professor is honored. Thank you, Tonia! I think Mr. R does–which is an interest.

      Just make sure not to say the swear words. ;)

      You too!

  10. 101 Carpe Absurdum February 14, 2014 at 15:23

    That was very punchy indeed. I’ll be back at least every Friday to get punchy-drunk.

    • 102 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2014 at 20:55

      Did you have a favorite character?

  11. 103 FictionFan February 14, 2014 at 14:37

    :lol: My Schwarzy just talks so much sense, doesn’t he? And Danny’s quite right – the solution to almost any problem is to drink hot chocolate! Frankie’s…weird!!

    Happy Valentine’s Day, Prof! Never again will you be able to say you don’t get Valentines…

    Be my Valentine, sweet Prof,
    My cheeky Chicky-Woot-Woot,
    You take me to another world
    (Do I need to wear a space-suit?)

    Although your posts befuddle me
    And your tags are less than tidy
    My Thursday heart goes wowawee
    ’Cos you treat me every Friday.

    • 104 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2014 at 20:52

      Schwarz sure does. He was even more sensical than usual, I think. The professor agrees. Cherry hot chocolate would be the best. Wonder if it’s even made… Poor Frankie…

      Happy Valentine’s Day to you as well.

      :lol: :lol: Well, FEF, the professor thinks that was rather brilliant. Thank you for all the nice words! (The wicked words were nice too.)

      • 105 FictionFan February 15, 2014 at 16:44

        Sensical is a great word! Sums Schwarzy up perfectly1

        Glad you enjoyed it, C-W-W! :D

      • 106 Professor VJ Duke February 15, 2014 at 22:00

        But not the professor.

        It was…sweet.

      • 107 FictionFan February 16, 2014 at 18:19

        No, but it’s close to the word that does!

        Sweet? Yucketh! No wonder that little hesitation is back…

      • 108 Professor VJ Duke February 17, 2014 at 13:05

        I don’t know what it is. The professor is horrible at rhyming.

        Interesting. Thought you’d like that…

  12. 109 PorterGirl February 14, 2014 at 14:20

    Oh, this is just WONDERFUL! Loved it. I’m a tea person, myself, which makes me very un-manly. But I like eggs too, so where do I stand on that count? Great to see my favourite characters having such fun :)

    • 110 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2014 at 20:48

      That’s only according to MM…the professor favors tea himself. And you know I’m manly! (Definitely in good order. Eggs are good for the muscles, you know.)

      But who was your favorite? Probably MM. :)

      • 111 PorterGirl February 15, 2014 at 15:01

        I am a huge MM fan, as you know, but Mr Ratherquite is very entertaining. I am glad you like tea, I shall make you a pot of English tea when you come to visit my gooseberry bushes. Yes – you are certainly very manly :)

      • 112 Professor VJ Duke February 15, 2014 at 21:59

        That would be awesome! And muffins. You must have muffins! :D

        The professor? Aw!

      • 113 PorterGirl February 16, 2014 at 11:49

        Now – there is a difference between what you know as muffins and what I know as muffins. I will get all varieties, just to be sure :)

      • 114 Professor VJ Duke February 17, 2014 at 13:03

        What do you know as muffins?

      • 115 PorterGirl February 17, 2014 at 13:06

        A muffin is like a teacake, but you can also have it for breakfast with jam and butter. But then there are the sweet muffins – in chocolate and blueberry and such. I love them all!

      • 116 Professor VJ Duke February 17, 2014 at 13:11

        Yes, bring an assortment! :D

      • 117 PorterGirl February 17, 2014 at 13:12

        Certainly shall!

      • 118 Professor VJ Duke February 17, 2014 at 21:22

        Great. :D

  13. 119 Susan P February 14, 2014 at 14:10

    I have laughed until the tears ran down my cheeks. What fun this was! I am so a coffee person – what does that make me? And Frankie – I would not turn my back on him ever.

    • 120 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2014 at 20:47

      :D Well…personally, the professor would say that’s quite normal. MM seemed to have problems with the whole thing.

      Me either. Is he scary? Or do you like him now?

      • 121 Susan P February 14, 2014 at 20:59

        No. If I see him coming I get my slingshot out.

      • 122 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2014 at 21:11

        And hit him in the eye?

      • 123 Susan P February 14, 2014 at 21:15

        That’s just to catch him off guard. It’s the magic bag that I will throw over him while he’s distracted that will do the trick of keeping spectral creatures from frightening the rest of us.

      • 124 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2014 at 21:20

        He does seem rather harmless, doesn’t he?

      • 125 Susan P February 15, 2014 at 13:40

        Anyone who goes around breathing out blood is not harmless.

      • 126 Professor VJ Duke February 15, 2014 at 21:54

        Well, maybe you have a point there. Just maybe. The professor doesn’t do such things.

      • 127 Susan P February 16, 2014 at 22:07

        I heard Frankie tell someone that you stand in for him when he goes on vacation.

      • 128 Professor VJ Duke February 17, 2014 at 13:07

        The professor? Never! I’m too…nice.

      • 129 Susan P February 17, 2014 at 13:35

        Methinks the Professor doth protest too much.

      • 130 Professor VJ Duke February 17, 2014 at 21:28

        It’s possible…

      • 131 Susan P February 18, 2014 at 02:15

        guffaw :D

      • 132 Professor VJ Duke February 18, 2014 at 02:41

        Shoot the protestors, leave none alive.

      • 133 Susan P February 18, 2014 at 14:21

        That seems a bit…violent, Professor.

      • 134 Professor VJ Duke February 18, 2014 at 19:46

        Warrior-like, too.

      • 135 Susan P February 19, 2014 at 18:13

        Are we obsessed?

      • 136 Professor VJ Duke February 19, 2014 at 20:54

        Whatever with what?

      • 137 Susan P February 20, 2014 at 18:46

        Being a warrior?

      • 138 Professor VJ Duke February 20, 2014 at 23:00

        Well, the professor is involved?

      • 139 Susan P February 21, 2014 at 13:45

        It doth appear to be so.

      • 140 Professor VJ Duke February 21, 2014 at 15:26

        Then…five roars!

      • 141 Susan P February 21, 2014 at 17:58

        Five more!

      • 142 Professor VJ Duke February 21, 2014 at 20:52

        Okay! Five more!

      • 143 Susan P February 21, 2014 at 21:10

        I’ll let you win.

      • 144 Professor VJ Duke February 22, 2014 at 01:08

        :D


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