The PL Times
The Official Punchy Lands’ Newspaper
Monday, February 17, 2014
Section A. Punchy Proverbs:
V. Shnodgrate returned this week—thankfully. However, for revenge—because he left this professor without proverbs last week—I only let him do one proverb.
Proverb #1 is by dear Susan. An awesome proverb. (I think V. Shnodgrate secretly liked it.) Definitely check out Susan’s blog if you haven’t. She’s a great lady.
And—the last proverb is by the professor.
(1) When someone is being obnoxious and trying to pick a fight, laugh at him/her. It shuts up the heckler and gives your cardiovascular system a good exercise. ~ Susan P
(2) To laugh is to live. To cry, to exist. ~ V. Shnodgrate
(3) Please never—ever—laugh the poor professor to scorn. ~ Professor VJ Duke
Section B. The professor speaks:
The professor has a Fender Stratocaster in his office. I like to call it my battle axe.
Section C. What the PL’ers have to say:
A short conversation:
RUBER SALAMI: Where’s that hoe I like using for me beets?
JULLIARD SALAMI (his cousin): Beats me.
RUBER: You think you’re clever, don’t you? Well, you’re as stupid as…as…a beet!
JULLIARD: Did you know ‘Ruber’ is the antonym for sophisticated?
RUBER: I’m going to crash you skull in!
JULLIARD: With the hoe?
Section D. Breaking News:
by J. Freedwoppen
Smiles Riot was apprehended and returned forthwith to Crackjaw. Rumor has it that Boris the Green is on his way. Smiles Riot may cry out in the night.
Section E. Hearing from the PL Family:
PL family, if you have any questions about the Punchy Lands, characters, or anything Punchy, feel free to comment below.
The Punchy Times principal reporter, J. Freedwoppen, would be more than glad to cover or investigate your query. (Make sure to clearly indicate your question for Mr. Freedwoppen.)
The PL Times!