An Expedition to the Mountains

Punchy Family, look at that mountain in the background. Can you see it? The professor journeyed into that mountain with Daddy Salami, his son, Ruber, and Mr. Magi–about two times ago.

You see, Susan P suggested we check out the area. And check it out we did.

***

“Please!” Ruber exclaimed as he sat on the side of the mountain. “Sheesh. Can we take a break?”

Mr. Magi, who was leading the expedition, spun around. “If we must, we must. But let’s not dawdle and delay too long.”

Daddy Salami frowned. “Ruber, ya cur, if the little Magini man can still go, so can you! Noodle-brain. Bwa-la-la!”

“Well, Mr. Salami,” this professor said as he sat, “I think I could use a break. I’m feeling a bit wobbly at the knees.”

“Thanks, P.VJ,” Ruber said.

Salami stared at me for one long second. “P.VJ, you’re a meatball-brain. I’m going on alone. See you at the top.”

Mr. Magi perked up. “Young man, you will wait! No telling what we will find up there. You mayn’t go alone!”

But Salami didn’t listen.

Soon, he was no more than a speck. I do think I heard a faint “Lollies,” but I can’t be sure.

After a few minutes of rest, Mr. Magi rose. “Continue we must—I mean, the time to continue on is here.”

Ruber groaned and rose. “I didn’t sign up for this.”

“No,” Mr. Magi answered, “but your dad did it for you.”

We started to ascend.

“What’s up here anyway?” Ruber asked.

Mr. Magi shook his head. “No one is sure.”

“I have an idea,” this professor suggested.

“What?”

Both Mr. Magi and Ruber stopped and looked at me.

I nodded. “Nothing indeed.”

Mr. Magi started walking again. “Merlin once said to me, ‘You know, Tyndale, nothing is something.’”

“Yep,” Ruber answered. “Sounds like something that quack would say. Hey, Magi, is it me, or does P.VJ rarely make any sense?”

“Be nice,” Mr. Magi cautioned. [I assume he was thinking about the katana, swung across my back.]

We continued on in silence.

Another hour passed, and then…we were at the top. Top of the mountain, that is.

We sat in silence.

Mr. Magi turned to me. “So, now what, P.VJ?”

“We must explore,” I said.

“Yeah right,” Ruber returned. “You do it.”

“Now, now,” Mr. Magi said. “Let’s be nice. We came up here to see what could be a-brewing.”

“I’ll tell you what’s brewing,” Ruber said angrily. “Nothing!”

“Seriously, now,” this professor said. “There’s always something up in every corner of the PL.”

Mr. Magi nodded wisely. “Very true. My job as the peacekeeper of the land insists I look where, seemingly, there is no trouble, because then—ah!—trouble will be found!”

“What the heck?” Ruber looked at the ground. He seemed to be stifling a laugh “You both are crazy.” Then quieter, “And stupid.”

And then Ruber turned and ran—quicker than a tortoise.

Mr. Magi and I were both too shocked to say anything.

A roar of an engine broke the silence.

Daddy Salami was in a large snow-looking-vehicle, and he was coming straight for us.

This professor and Mr. Magi barely escaped with our lives that night.

Later, Salami and Ruber said it was a joke.

“We knew nothing was up there,” Ruber explained, “so we added some spice.”

“Hehaha, yeah,” Salami said. “If ya look hard enough, Magi, I’ll provide trouble.”

Mr. Magi nodded at me. “I told you trouble was up there.”

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191 Responses to “An Expedition to the Mountains”


  1. 1 Hazy February 23, 2014 at 08:17

    Meat-ball brain?! How rude! Mr. R would not approve.

    I think maybe Ruber and DS are hiding something in that area, trying to cover it up with “spice.” If those two keep saying nothing, there might be something. :D

    • 2 Professor VJ Duke February 24, 2014 at 14:51

      He certainly wouldn’t. But the professor didn’t take too much offense.

      That’s a thought! They could be up to something, and just covered it up!

  2. 3 Bethy February 20, 2014 at 14:00

    Very interesting. Made me giggle! I think the Salamis are spice! Whatever made you want to go up a mountain with them anyway?

    • 4 Professor VJ Duke February 20, 2014 at 14:43

      Yes, they are! You have a way with words. :) Well, Mr. Magi wanted me to come along. And then Susan suggested I look into it.

      • 5 Bethy February 20, 2014 at 14:59

        haha. Thanks!

        And of course you always do what people suggest you do?

      • 6 Professor VJ Duke February 20, 2014 at 18:03

        When the person is as wise as Susan, yes. :D

      • 7 Bethy February 21, 2014 at 13:56

        She has that affect on me also :D

      • 8 Professor VJ Duke February 21, 2014 at 15:31

        :D

  3. 9 The Dancing Rider February 19, 2014 at 22:49

    This lot gave me quite a chuckle. First DS’s observation about Magi can do it, so you can Ruber….

    Then it was hysterical when Ruber insulted Tyndale and (gasp) the professor! But it was funny! And later, when he muttered “and stupid”, I really did laugh out loud.

    The best was the last two sentences. They said it all! :)

    • 10 Professor VJ Duke February 20, 2014 at 14:32

      :D DS does say some funny things at times…

      I wasn’t really insulted. Should I have been?

      Mr. Magi is such a funny fellow.

      • 11 The Dancing Rider February 20, 2014 at 22:23

        Nah. I would not have been insulted. Besides, it is good to not make sense all the time (if that “observation” was even accurate). Mr. M is one o my faves!

      • 12 Professor VJ Duke February 20, 2014 at 23:09

        You’re completely right, DR. He’s nice a little fellow.

  4. 13 Angeline M February 19, 2014 at 16:21

    Ah Daddy Salami does it again. Proving that nothing is something.

    • 14 Professor VJ Duke February 19, 2014 at 20:47

      He’s so wicked…weren’t you nervous for the professor?

  5. 15 Jackie February 19, 2014 at 13:09

    What dadblamery!

    • 16 Professor VJ Duke February 19, 2014 at 13:20

      Complete and total, Jackie!

  6. 17 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister February 18, 2014 at 20:53

    I want to hike up the mountain with Mr. Magi and the professor. I like that the two of you suspected that the journey was all for not, yet encouraged them anyway. It shows patience and a faithfulness to those nutty buddies of yours. :D

    • 18 Professor VJ Duke February 18, 2014 at 23:54

      Yes, I suppose the true. The professor is sort of a faithful creature. you like Mr. M don’t you?

      • 19 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister February 19, 2014 at 00:41

        You know I do…at least I’ve told someone I do.

      • 20 Professor VJ Duke February 19, 2014 at 13:17

        Yes, you told me. I remember. I think he’s good too. Not a hint of wickedness. Which is an anomaly in the PL.

      • 21 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister February 19, 2014 at 14:57

        It is and I gravitate to the anomaly. Always. I like the way you write him.

      • 22 Professor VJ Duke February 19, 2014 at 20:45

        Many thanks, Audith! :)

  7. 23 InfiniteZip February 18, 2014 at 20:32

    Wandering mountains can be fun…..last time I walked a mountain, found a snake….not so fun then………..

    • 24 Professor VJ Duke February 18, 2014 at 23:49

      Ooo, what kind?

      • 25 InfiniteZip February 19, 2014 at 10:12

        Didn’t get close enough to find out, in lake Placid area….big and basking on a rock …don’t think it was poisonous…..I get run of the mill garden snakes here….don’t like those either…..like bats though:)

      • 26 Professor VJ Duke February 19, 2014 at 13:20

        Really? Bats? What about the bugs they bring along?

      • 27 InfiniteZip February 19, 2014 at 14:01

        I have a pond, they eat the bugs….it is a vicious cycle…the cats kill the bats…then you have hawks too…saw one decimate a woodpecker the other day, pulling feathers out …nasty….

      • 28 Professor VJ Duke February 19, 2014 at 20:40

        Ooo…they go after woodpeckers?

  8. 29 PorterGirl February 18, 2014 at 19:52

    Hmph! Not a very good ‘joke’ if you ask me! They need a spanking. Very brave of you to go up the mountain. I bet it was a bit chilly.

    • 30 Professor VJ Duke February 18, 2014 at 23:48

      It was. I was rather amused. Maybe I should have yelled, but would you be brave enough to spank DS?

      • 31 PorterGirl February 19, 2014 at 13:34

        I would certainly give it a go!

      • 32 Professor VJ Duke February 19, 2014 at 20:39

        Really? Wouldn’t it be scary?

      • 33 PorterGirl February 20, 2014 at 13:23

        I like to do scary things :)

      • 34 Professor VJ Duke February 20, 2014 at 14:40

        The professor doesn’t! ;)

  9. 35 bardictale February 18, 2014 at 18:43

    You have a katana? O.o

    • 36 Professor VJ Duke February 18, 2014 at 19:52

      Yes! What do you think?

      • 37 bardictale February 19, 2014 at 04:51

        I think that is awesome. Do you know how to wield it?

      • 38 Professor VJ Duke February 19, 2014 at 13:20

        Sort of. Would you like to see a pic?

      • 39 bardictale February 19, 2014 at 17:33

        Indeed I would, professor.

      • 40 Professor VJ Duke February 19, 2014 at 20:48

        Next week okay?

      • 41 bardictale February 20, 2014 at 11:15

        If I must wait that long, then I shall.

      • 42 Professor VJ Duke February 20, 2014 at 14:39

        Oh dear…well, I am sorry, you know.

      • 43 bardictale February 20, 2014 at 18:10

        As long as you’ll show me the pictures next week, then no harm’s done~^

      • 44 Professor VJ Duke February 20, 2014 at 21:57

        I promise, Bard!

  10. 45 Painting Pundit February 18, 2014 at 18:16

    Traveling with DS…there’s bound to be trouble! What were you thinking?

    • 46 Professor VJ Duke February 18, 2014 at 19:51

      I should have known. But I thought Mr. Magi would keep everything under control. Wouldn’t you think so?

      • 47 Painting Pundit February 18, 2014 at 21:05

        No! Mr Magi is always looking for trouble!! Why else would he bring DS along?

      • 48 Professor VJ Duke February 18, 2014 at 23:54

        But isn’t Mr. Magi good?

      • 49 Painting Pundit February 18, 2014 at 23:57

        I am reserving my opinion!

      • 50 Professor VJ Duke February 19, 2014 at 13:15

        Really? Goodness me. I always assumed Mr. Magi was a good guy.

      • 51 Painting Pundit February 19, 2014 at 15:01

        Trouble seems to follow him. Just sayin!!

      • 52 Professor VJ Duke February 19, 2014 at 20:45

        And the professor?

  11. 53 L. Marie February 18, 2014 at 16:41

    The company you keep! Hence the need for the katana, I suppose. I would always have a weapon if Daddy Salami was present!

    • 54 Professor VJ Duke February 18, 2014 at 19:51

      Sure! Would you have come along on the expedition?

      • 55 L. Marie February 19, 2014 at 14:08

        No way! . . . Well, unless I could bring my throwing knife with me. I’m not practiced on the sword.

      • 56 Professor VJ Duke February 19, 2014 at 20:40

        Sure! Are you going to practice throwing this summer, like the professor? :D

  12. 57 walt walker February 18, 2014 at 15:32

    I’ve no idea what katana is, but kudos on the contraction “mayn’t.”

    • 58 walt walker February 18, 2014 at 16:22

      Just googled katana. Oh my! Do you keep it next to your “battle axe?”

      • 59 Professor VJ Duke February 18, 2014 at 19:51

        Actually no. Would you like to see a pic?

    • 60 Professor VJ Duke February 18, 2014 at 19:51

      Yes, don’t you think we should start using “mayn’t” more?

      • 61 walt walker February 18, 2014 at 20:04

        Of course. And tisn’t, too. Maybe even amn’t?

      • 62 Professor VJ Duke February 18, 2014 at 23:48

        :lol: They are awesome, aren’t they?

  13. 63 FictionFan February 18, 2014 at 15:07

    Meatball-brain?!! How dare he? He’s clearly jealous of the Professor’s unique form of wisdom. Ruber is extremely rude too, but he does have a point about Merlin…

    • 64 Professor VJ Duke February 18, 2014 at 19:50

      I don’t think the professor was that insulted by it…should I have been? Would you have slapped him?

      Ruber? He’s just…odd at times.

      • 65 FictionFan February 19, 2014 at 00:56

        Depends how intelligent you think meatballs are, I suppose. No, I’d have shoved him off the mountain.

        All the time…

      • 66 Professor VJ Duke February 19, 2014 at 13:18

        Rather dumb, I guess…I didn’t really think on it too long. Shoved? That would have been dangerous!

        Just like the professor?

      • 67 FictionFan February 19, 2014 at 23:34

        The Professor is not odd – just unique.

      • 68 Professor VJ Duke February 20, 2014 at 14:33

        Is that good?

      • 69 FictionFan February 20, 2014 at 15:37

        Of course! It’s hot, cool and smooth…

      • 70 Professor VJ Duke February 20, 2014 at 18:05

        It’s? I think you mean ‘he’s…’

      • 71 FictionFan February 20, 2014 at 19:45

        :lol: Oops! Sorry!

      • 72 Professor VJ Duke February 20, 2014 at 23:05

        Yes, yes. As you were, soldier.

      • 73 FictionFan February 21, 2014 at 02:09

        Yessssssssssssir!!

      • 74 Professor VJ Duke February 21, 2014 at 15:16

        :lol:

  14. 75 Susan P February 18, 2014 at 14:08

    Laughing myself silly. Why did Salami need to try to run you down if there was nothing there? Alas, we may never know.

    • 76 Susan P February 18, 2014 at 14:10

      Holy cow – Magi’s first name is Tyndale?

      • 77 Professor VJ Duke February 18, 2014 at 19:45

        No, that’s his middle name. I think it’s J.T. Magician. Forget what the J stands for. I know I said it somewhere.

      • 78 Susan P February 19, 2014 at 18:11

        Ah. Still – does he have a printing business?

      • 79 Professor VJ Duke February 19, 2014 at 20:51

        Haha, I don’t think so.

      • 80 Susan P February 20, 2014 at 18:44

        Why not?

      • 81 Professor VJ Duke February 20, 2014 at 22:56

        He doesn’t really write, you know.

      • 82 Susan P February 21, 2014 at 13:42

        You have to write to be a printer?

      • 83 Professor VJ Duke February 21, 2014 at 15:20

        You’re getting too smart for me…

      • 84 Susan P February 21, 2014 at 17:56

        Does that mean I have to leave?

      • 85 Professor VJ Duke February 21, 2014 at 20:49

        No! Not at all. Just…help me along. :)

      • 86 Susan P February 21, 2014 at 21:08

        Oh dear. My brother used to say, “Let me help you out. Which way did you come in.” But I digress.

      • 87 Professor VJ Duke February 22, 2014 at 01:06

        Haha, that’s a good saying.

      • 88 Susan P February 22, 2014 at 16:56

        It is…unless you happen to be in a season of The Sibling Wars.

      • 89 Professor VJ Duke February 24, 2014 at 14:41

        Never seen that…

      • 90 Susan P February 24, 2014 at 14:44

        Haha. You don’t have any siblings then.

      • 91 Professor VJ Duke February 24, 2014 at 15:04

        Well…you can’t be sure about that…

      • 92 Susan P February 24, 2014 at 19:01

        Maybe not, but ’tis a rare household that the members thereof do not have the odd disagreement.

      • 93 Professor VJ Duke February 24, 2014 at 21:32

        Wouldn’t you say the professor sprung from an odd house?

      • 94 Susan P February 24, 2014 at 21:35

        Does the Professor say that?

      • 95 Professor VJ Duke February 24, 2014 at 22:33

        Umm…maybe, but…not really, surprisingly.

      • 96 Susan P February 25, 2014 at 13:16

        Well, there you are then.

      • 97 Professor VJ Duke February 25, 2014 at 18:02

        The professor is like a sweet typhoon.

      • 98 Susan P February 25, 2014 at 20:16

        Is that misspelled?

      • 99 Professor VJ Duke February 26, 2014 at 00:31

        No! :D There’s no such thing as a sweet typhoon, you see.

      • 100 Susan P February 26, 2014 at 02:35

        I thought it was meant to be tycoon.

      • 101 Professor VJ Duke February 26, 2014 at 18:11

        Well, I’d like to be one. Can I be?

      • 102 Susan P February 26, 2014 at 19:11

        You need loads of the ready to be a tycoon.

      • 103 Professor VJ Duke February 27, 2014 at 02:11

        How much?

      • 104 Susan P February 27, 2014 at 02:31

        About a billion stars.

      • 105 Professor VJ Duke February 27, 2014 at 02:32

        You’d probably keep the professor in line, too, if I went haywire, huh?

      • 106 Susan P February 27, 2014 at 02:47

        That’s the job of Someone Else. I dursn’t interfere.

      • 107 Professor VJ Duke February 27, 2014 at 17:55

        Really? What a pity.

      • 108 Susan P February 27, 2014 at 22:45

        I only meddle when I am invited and not always then. So often people forget they gave you permission and Boom on you.

      • 109 Professor VJ Duke February 28, 2014 at 01:33

        Boom…I like that. And I understand your position. :D

      • 110 Susan P February 28, 2014 at 18:03

        I just bet you do understand. I think we picked up that term from some friends many years ago.(Boom on). i.e. “If you don’t put those drums away for awhile I’m going to boom on you.’

      • 111 Professor VJ Duke March 1, 2014 at 16:25

        I like the term. I might use it.

      • 112 Susan P March 1, 2014 at 22:00

        Please help yourself.

      • 113 Professor VJ Duke March 2, 2014 at 23:16

        Thank you, she said.

      • 114 Susan P March 3, 2014 at 19:00

        Who is she?

      • 115 Professor VJ Duke March 3, 2014 at 20:54

        I meant– Dadblameit!

      • 116 Susan P March 4, 2014 at 13:58

        *snicker*

      • 117 Professor VJ Duke March 4, 2014 at 19:33

        With nuts.

      • 118 Susan P March 5, 2014 at 01:49

        Oh Joy.

      • 119 Professor VJ Duke March 5, 2014 at 16:09

        :D

    • 120 Professor VJ Duke February 18, 2014 at 19:44

      I think he thought it was a joke. Rather mean, wasn’t it?

      • 121 Susan P February 19, 2014 at 18:10

        And or he is hiding something. :D

      • 122 Professor VJ Duke February 19, 2014 at 20:50

        Oh, tis a thought. But what/

      • 123 Susan P February 20, 2014 at 18:43

        That is what the expedition was for…to find what.

      • 124 Professor VJ Duke February 20, 2014 at 21:58

        Don’t you think it was fairly successful?

      • 125 Susan P February 21, 2014 at 13:39

        What I think is that DS pulled one over on us AGAIN.

      • 126 Professor VJ Duke February 21, 2014 at 15:20

        You mean over the dull professor! :)

      • 127 Susan P February 21, 2014 at 17:55

        There’s a /dull/ professor? There’s a wicked sweet professor that I know of but dull? Not so much.

      • 128 Professor VJ Duke February 21, 2014 at 20:47

        Dull…well…I don’t know what to say.

      • 129 Susan P February 21, 2014 at 21:05

        Are you blushing?

      • 130 Professor VJ Duke February 22, 2014 at 01:02

        I won’t tell!

      • 131 Susan P February 22, 2014 at 16:54

        Well, if you won’t tell, find me someone who will. Dadblameit.

      • 132 Professor VJ Duke February 24, 2014 at 14:40

        But who could?

      • 133 Susan P February 24, 2014 at 14:42

        That’s for me to know… ;)

      • 134 Professor VJ Duke February 24, 2014 at 15:03

        Can’t you tell?

      • 135 Susan P February 24, 2014 at 18:55

        Only if you tell me first.

      • 136 Professor VJ Duke February 24, 2014 at 21:31

        Madam, I never blush.

      • 137 Susan P February 24, 2014 at 21:33

        Hmmm…

      • 138 Professor VJ Duke February 24, 2014 at 22:31

        Indeed!

  15. 139 ladycheetah7 February 18, 2014 at 13:55

    I can’t believe Salami called you “meatball-brain” and you didn’t strike back. Those are fighting words. Besides putting the katana to good use would have served its purpose.

    • 140 Susan P February 18, 2014 at 14:09

      I know, right? Sheesh. Perfect opportunity to do a sword dance for sure.

      • 141 ladycheetah7 February 18, 2014 at 14:11

        I know! At least DS should be taught a lesson.

      • 142 Professor VJ Duke February 18, 2014 at 19:44

        Dancing and fighting just have to be different!

      • 143 Susan P February 19, 2014 at 18:11

        If only it were so.

      • 144 Professor VJ Duke February 19, 2014 at 20:50

        It isn’t, then?

      • 145 Susan P February 20, 2014 at 18:43

        If it were, I would have said so.

      • 146 Professor VJ Duke February 20, 2014 at 22:56

        Now you’re being silly. Of course it’s different. Hector didn’t dance; he fought.

      • 147 Susan P February 21, 2014 at 13:41

        Sword fighting is very like dancing.

      • 148 Professor VJ Duke February 21, 2014 at 15:20

        How is that possible?

      • 149 Susan P February 21, 2014 at 17:55

        Laws. You need to watch Wolverine.

      • 150 Professor VJ Duke February 21, 2014 at 20:48

        Is he the super cool guy with claws? I envy those things.

      • 151 Susan P February 21, 2014 at 21:07

        Yes. My son loaned me his dvd of how he got those awesome claws. It was a good story.

      • 152 Professor VJ Duke February 22, 2014 at 01:04

        :lol: You mean the movie? I just saw a part of that the other night…

      • 153 Susan P February 22, 2014 at 16:55

        Yes. My awesome son loves Marvel.

      • 154 Professor VJ Duke February 24, 2014 at 14:40

        Well I must admit the guy with claws is rather cool, and Spiderman…

      • 155 Susan P February 24, 2014 at 14:43

        Just don’t get too close to him if he’s in a bad mood.

      • 156 Professor VJ Duke February 24, 2014 at 15:04

        Why not?

      • 157 Susan P February 24, 2014 at 18:57

        When those adamiam or however it’s spelled claws come out they don’t have tips on them.

      • 158 Professor VJ Duke February 24, 2014 at 21:32

        I thought they did?

      • 159 Susan P February 24, 2014 at 21:34

        Nuh -uh.

      • 160 Professor VJ Duke February 24, 2014 at 22:32

        Oh yes!

      • 161 Susan P February 25, 2014 at 13:16

        Nope.

      • 162 Professor VJ Duke February 25, 2014 at 18:01

        Ziz.

      • 163 Susan P February 25, 2014 at 20:15

        Do you feel disappointed?

      • 164 Professor VJ Duke February 26, 2014 at 00:31

        No, should I?

      • 165 Susan P February 26, 2014 at 02:34

        It’s up to you. It is probably a good thing if you are not.

      • 166 Professor VJ Duke February 26, 2014 at 18:11

        Yes, yes, quite right.

      • 167 Susan P February 26, 2014 at 19:10

        :D

    • 168 Professor VJ Duke February 18, 2014 at 19:44

      Who–in their right mind–would fight DS? :shock:

      • 169 ladycheetah7 February 18, 2014 at 19:51

        Bet MM would.

      • 170 Bethy February 20, 2014 at 13:57

        But is MM in his right mind?

      • 171 ladycheetah7 February 20, 2014 at 13:59

        I think out of all the PLers he is always in a right frame of mind
        :-)

      • 172 Professor VJ Duke February 20, 2014 at 14:43

        MM?

      • 173 ladycheetah7 February 20, 2014 at 15:25

        Manly Man

      • 174 Professor VJ Duke February 20, 2014 at 18:04

        I know that. But I think you must be rather quite wrong.

      • 175 ladycheetah7 February 20, 2014 at 18:20

        I am allowed to be wrong once a month and this is not that moment.

      • 176 Professor VJ Duke February 20, 2014 at 21:58

        :lol: I accept defeat for such an awesome reply.

      • 177 Professor VJ Duke February 20, 2014 at 14:43

        Never. Do you think so? Of course, it could be put on, too. He was once respectable, you know.

      • 178 Bethy February 20, 2014 at 14:59

        Horrors! Once respectable…*shudder*
        Well I don’t think a whole lot of people that are any fun are in their right mind.

        However, Lady seems to think he’s in his right mind!

      • 179 Professor VJ Duke February 20, 2014 at 18:03

        She does. But Lady secretly likes Mr. Ratherquite more than MM.

      • 180 Bethy February 21, 2014 at 13:56

        *giggle*

      • 181 Professor VJ Duke February 21, 2014 at 15:32

        I think it could be prohibited.

      • 182 Bethy February 23, 2014 at 22:45

        what? being in your right mind?

      • 183 Professor VJ Duke February 24, 2014 at 14:54

        Yes, don’t you?

      • 184 Bethy February 24, 2014 at 15:19

        now why in the punchylands would you want to prohibit being in your right mind? ;)

      • 185 Professor VJ Duke February 24, 2014 at 21:23

        :lol: Well, isn’t the right mind separate from the professorish one?

      • 186 Bethy February 25, 2014 at 15:33

        I don’t know. I think I’ll just throw everything into my splendid blender and see what comes out! :D

      • 187 Professor VJ Duke February 25, 2014 at 18:17

        :lol: Don’t do that! We’re talking about my mind, you know!

      • 188 Bethy February 25, 2014 at 19:47

        Ooops. That might not be such a good idea with a brain you are right. Usually things come out much better after being in a blender, but maybe notsomuch brains.

      • 189 Professor VJ Duke February 26, 2014 at 00:26

        :lol: :lol: No, I bet not! Maybe cherries and cashews…

      • 190 Bethy February 27, 2014 at 11:32

        oooh yeah! :D

      • 191 Professor VJ Duke February 27, 2014 at 18:10

        :D


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