PUNCHY AURTOON: The Oscar Nominations

Produced by MicP Studios
Directed by Mic Pencilpoint
Dramatized by Professor VJ Duke
Music by Symphonist Sepperl

Cast:
Hosted by The VoiceMaster
Manly-Man
Schwarz Tauptinker
&
Brief appearances by Daddy Salami, Ruber Salami, and Daniel H.

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139 Responses to “PUNCHY AURTOON: The Oscar Nominations”


  1. 1 Jackie March 8, 2014 at 12:34

    Wowawee! I laughed, I cried, and then I laughed some more until I cried! That was some punchalicious fun!

    • 2 Professor VJ Duke March 8, 2014 at 20:53

      :D Many thanks, Jackie! Did you like the singing?

      • 3 Jackie March 8, 2014 at 21:46

        Absolutely! The whole thing was punchalicious! 8-)

      • 4 Professor VJ Duke March 9, 2014 at 21:50

        Well, many thanks, Jackie!

  2. 5 Carpe Absurdum March 8, 2014 at 01:46

    Wonderfully absurd as usual. Thank you.

    • 6 Professor VJ Duke March 8, 2014 at 20:52

      My pleasure. Did you like the singing?

      • 7 Carpe Absurdum March 8, 2014 at 23:07

        While listening to it I closed my eyes and in my mind I was wearing a dress and twirling in a mountain side meadow somewhere in Austria. I have never felt more alive!

      • 8 Professor VJ Duke March 9, 2014 at 21:51

        Wowawee! If it was the professor imagining, I might have fallen off the mountainside, you see.

  3. 9 desertdweller29 March 7, 2014 at 23:17

    Finally an Oscar Ceremony worthy of attending!

    • 10 Professor VJ Duke March 8, 2014 at 20:52

      Well, thank you! What was your favorite part?

  4. 11 The Dancing Rider March 7, 2014 at 21:29

    Loved the Voicemaster’s intro….nothing like a little insidious sarcasm, done with a smile!

    I admit I laughed a lot at poor Schwarzy’s fall…..I felt guilty about it.

    Manly Man was pretty stupid in his remarks! LOL! But I think he might be right.

    Last, Daddy Salami’s singing took it all. So funny, Professor! :)

    • 12 Professor VJ Duke March 8, 2014 at 20:35

      I agree! He was perfectly spicy. :)

      You did not?! :shock: How could you? He did seem fine, though.

      :lol: He sure was… Yes, that last part was shocking, wasn’t it?

      :D He was sick that day, too.

  5. 13 Julie Harris March 7, 2014 at 20:41

    Hilarious! Loved the singing!

    • 14 Professor VJ Duke March 7, 2014 at 21:24

      Schwarz’s singing?

  6. 15 ladycheetah7 March 7, 2014 at 19:14

    Dude this was sooo funny and awesome. Of course MM should get best actor and the crowd was hilarious. I would say that MM inferred he wasn’t the brightest actor on the block in his speech. Lol. Good move by the VM for not bringing it to hia attention.
    Oh btw, I think Daniel H should have been awarded best voice over.

    • 16 Professor VJ Duke March 7, 2014 at 21:23

      Thanks, Lady. :D :lol: I know… Plus, wasn’t his speech rather nasty? He did cover it up.

      Daniel? Now why so?

      • 17 ladycheetah7 March 7, 2014 at 21:32

        MM’s speech was funny, a tad bit insulting yes but WAY funny.
        As for Daniel he has a voice that you cannot forget. It is very distinctive. I think he was the previous King Arthur.

      • 18 Professor VJ Duke March 8, 2014 at 20:36

        Every speech should be a bit insulting, right?

        Oh! He played Prince John In Robin Hood. I bet that’s what you’re thinking about.

      • 19 ladycheetah7 March 8, 2014 at 20:45

        Oh, that’s it. It was Prince John. Ok. Um, not sure every speech should be insulting. .I mean you don’t want to insult the fans you know.

      • 20 Professor VJ Duke March 8, 2014 at 20:55

        Mark Twain would, wouldn’t he? The professor would be too sweet, if I ever gave a speech.

  7. 21 Painting Pundit March 7, 2014 at 18:42

    DS singing is the best! Of course Manly-Man had to win but what about Ratherquite? He deserved something!

    • 22 Professor VJ Duke March 7, 2014 at 21:21

      You’re right! His performance was rather stellar, wasn’t it?

  8. 23 Simply skeptical March 7, 2014 at 17:42

    ENCORE! ENCORE! Too short wanted to hear so much more. Loved the Louie Armstrong take. LOL! Does he really reside in the PL? Wowawee! VM was superb and commanding as usual. MM was…well…MM. A for sure favorite of mine you know. Happy Friday to you all for giving me my Happy Friday!!! :-)

    • 24 Professor VJ Duke March 7, 2014 at 21:16

      Many thanks! I think he might reside in the PL. The Punchy version does, at least. MM’s speech was a bit rotten, wasn’t it? Our pleasure!

      • 25 Simply Skeptical March 8, 2014 at 16:13

        Oh you know MM never know what he’s going to say. He’s still my favorite though.

      • 26 Professor VJ Duke March 8, 2014 at 20:53

        Over the professor? :shock: ;)

  9. 27 Bethy March 7, 2014 at 16:46

    I loved it! The singing was most excellent!
    Is Schwarz really okay? that sounded like a big crash!
    And what happened to VM’s award?

    • 28 Susan P March 7, 2014 at 17:03

      Are you certain you want to know?

    • 29 Professor VJ Duke March 7, 2014 at 21:03

      Schwarz’s singing?

      It was. He probably put a hole in his head, or something like that.

      He didn’t get one. Should he have?

      • 30 Bethy March 9, 2014 at 21:08

        All the singing!

        Oh dear is he really okay?

        Well VM did a really good job of handling things. Seems like he should get some recognition!

      • 31 Professor VJ Duke March 9, 2014 at 22:01

        In the end, I think he was.

        You’re right! You must remind me next year.

      • 32 Bethy March 10, 2014 at 13:29

        Well. I might just tell one of the elephants to remind me. I have a good memory, but a whole year is a long time.

      • 33 Professor VJ Duke March 10, 2014 at 17:17

        The professor has an awesome memory, you know.

      • 34 Bethy March 11, 2014 at 17:38

        I didnt know. Why do you need reminding then?

      • 35 Professor VJ Duke March 11, 2014 at 19:14

        Because I always forget.

      • 36 Bethy March 12, 2014 at 13:44

        Um. You have a good memory, but you forget things? Really?

      • 37 Professor VJ Duke March 12, 2014 at 14:38

        :lol: Doesn’t it seem right in a way?

      • 38 Bethy March 14, 2014 at 14:36

        I’d have to say not really in this case. I’m going to go talk to my elephants about that. They’re said to have the best memories and I think they would know.

      • 39 Professor VJ Duke March 14, 2014 at 18:05

        I love elephants. Yes, you must have speaks with them.

      • 40 Bethy March 17, 2014 at 14:46

        They just said if you have a memory like an elephant you remember everything.

      • 41 Professor VJ Duke March 17, 2014 at 14:55

        That’s true. I’m the opposite of one of those beasts.

      • 42 Bethy March 17, 2014 at 15:44

        That’s what I thought. :D

      • 43 Professor VJ Duke March 17, 2014 at 22:25

        :D

  10. 44 Susan P March 7, 2014 at 16:36

    Well done, Professor and actors. :D This was a great change of pace! Thank you.

    • 45 Susan P March 7, 2014 at 16:37

      Loved the clips, too. The Punchy Family never knows what’s next!

      • 46 Professor VJ Duke March 7, 2014 at 20:59

        Nor does the professor!

      • 47 Susan P March 7, 2014 at 21:52

        I believe you. :lol:

      • 48 Professor VJ Duke March 8, 2014 at 20:39

        :lol: Oh dear…it’s the mind.

      • 49 Susan P March 8, 2014 at 21:10

        Well, let’s not forget that I’ve been becoming acquainted with some of the PLers up close and personal this week.

      • 50 Professor VJ Duke March 9, 2014 at 21:44

        That’s very true. Do you feel more Punchyish?

      • 51 Susan P March 10, 2014 at 00:54

        A bit more for sure. There’s just something about being there with them…

      • 52 Professor VJ Duke March 10, 2014 at 17:10

        Yes…the professor’s there everyday. Now you know. :D

      • 53 Susan P March 10, 2014 at 22:43

        I guess as long as you stay out of jail, you’ll be all right.

      • 54 Professor VJ Duke March 11, 2014 at 01:05

        I’ve never been in jail.

      • 55 Susan P March 11, 2014 at 23:36

        Before Christmas you were. Or maybe that was Smiles.

      • 56 Professor VJ Duke March 12, 2014 at 14:21

        You’re supposed to forget that–like I have!

      • 57 Susan P March 12, 2014 at 16:03

        Moose meat. You just need a vacation – maybe to Portugal.

      • 58 Professor VJ Duke March 12, 2014 at 18:01

        :lol: Haha! Moose meat…is that like saying “Yeah right!”? Yes, but if I went alone I’d probably get killed.

      • 59 Susan P March 13, 2014 at 18:08

        More like a genteel version of the excrement of a bull.

      • 60 Professor VJ Duke March 13, 2014 at 22:01

        :lol: :lol: I love it!

      • 61 Susan P March 13, 2014 at 22:11

        I can’t help it. I’m a word nerd.

      • 62 Professor VJ Duke March 13, 2014 at 22:18

        Which is cool… And it rhymes!

      • 63 Susan P March 13, 2014 at 22:35

        Arrr!

      • 64 Professor VJ Duke March 14, 2014 at 17:50

        Roarrrr!

    • 65 Professor VJ Duke March 7, 2014 at 20:59

      Our pleasure, Susan!

      • 66 Susan P March 7, 2014 at 21:52

        You seem always to find new ways to surprise us. I have found some of the most delightful people I’ve met online. Who knew that could happen on a blog called The Punchy Lands?

      • 67 Professor VJ Duke March 8, 2014 at 20:39

        Who knew indeed! I’ve met a lot of great friends. It’s just awesome. :) This week is going to be a juicy one!

      • 68 Susan P March 8, 2014 at 21:09

        Indeed it will be. What larks, Pip!

      • 69 Professor VJ Duke March 9, 2014 at 21:44

        Hmm…Cosette was a lark.

      • 70 Susan P March 10, 2014 at 00:52

        And I am an owl.

      • 71 Professor VJ Duke March 10, 2014 at 17:09

        Yes, I suppose you are, since you’re wise. The professor is like a rat.

      • 72 Susan P March 10, 2014 at 22:43

        Hmmmm…more like a llama.

      • 73 Professor VJ Duke March 11, 2014 at 01:04

        The professor? :shock: How so? I don’t spit…

      • 74 Susan P March 11, 2014 at 23:36

        You should learn.

      • 75 Professor VJ Duke March 12, 2014 at 14:20

        You can’t teach an old professor new tricks.

      • 76 Susan P March 12, 2014 at 16:02

        Sure you can. It might take longer, though.

      • 77 Professor VJ Duke March 12, 2014 at 18:00

        Well, you can’t teach a super-old one new tricks!

      • 78 Susan P March 13, 2014 at 18:07

        It sounds like you are underestimating senior citizens. I take umbrage at that.

      • 79 Professor VJ Duke March 13, 2014 at 22:00

        Oh, you’re young. The professor was speaking of himself, and only I’m that old to be that old, if you see what I mean.

      • 80 Susan P March 13, 2014 at 22:11

        I’ll take your word for it…. :D

      • 81 Professor VJ Duke March 13, 2014 at 22:18

        But you don’t believe…

      • 82 Susan P March 13, 2014 at 22:35

        I believe in Tinker Bell…

      • 83 Professor VJ Duke March 14, 2014 at 17:49

        Oh you do not!

      • 84 Susan P March 15, 2014 at 01:26

        Who told you that?

      • 85 Professor VJ Duke March 15, 2014 at 17:09

        Well…me? Isn’t that rather good enough?

      • 86 Susan P March 16, 2014 at 20:38

        Well, maybe not. But George Bailey does have an email account.

      • 87 Professor VJ Duke March 17, 2014 at 14:40

        :lol: And I must know why! I always knew he was business savvy.

      • 88 Susan P March 17, 2014 at 20:36

        He has an email account because he is on Facebook. I think he’s up to no good, but whenever I look at his page all seems in order.

      • 89 Professor VJ Duke March 17, 2014 at 22:43

        :lol: That’s hilarious. I love that guy. Ever since Bob left, my cat affections have fallen to him. He so reminds me of Bob.

      • 90 Susan P March 19, 2014 at 17:01

        What’s not to love?

      • 91 Professor VJ Duke March 19, 2014 at 22:39

        That’s what I say.

      • 92 Susan P March 20, 2014 at 15:41

        He is pretty awesome. He misses Wu, too. We all do.

      • 93 Professor VJ Duke March 20, 2014 at 22:37

        Love your new profile pic. He so reminds me of Bob! I love seeing him.

      • 94 Susan P March 20, 2014 at 23:17

        George is a stellar exemplary Cat.

      • 95 Professor VJ Duke March 21, 2014 at 02:19

        He is. Definitely a better ca than the professor.

      • 96 Susan P March 22, 2014 at 20:17

        The Professor needs to practice more.

      • 97 Professor VJ Duke March 24, 2014 at 13:27

        I should! *laughs*

  11. 98 L. Marie March 7, 2014 at 15:20

    I’m very pleased at the winners. And as usual, I’m always thrilled when Manly-Man appears!

    • 99 Professor VJ Duke March 7, 2014 at 20:57

      And he had such a thrilling speech.

  12. 100 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister March 7, 2014 at 14:09

    I missed watching the Oscars this year. Thanks for catching me up to speed, professor. :lol: Loved the singing and choice of song!!
    Well done to the studio!! Sounds were fantabulous as usual. Fantastic way to start a Friday.

    • 101 Professor VJ Duke March 7, 2014 at 20:51

      :D The professor actually missed the Oscars, too. Schwarz’s song?

      Thank you, Audith! I like the word fantabulous, you know…

      • 102 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister March 7, 2014 at 21:35

        Did you? Poor us, Duketh. Wonder if we missed anything good? :D Yes, his Louis song…

        You are very welcome! Me too… :) No you don’t. ..do you really?

      • 103 Professor VJ Duke March 8, 2014 at 20:37

        Naw! It was worth the miss, right? Schwarz didn’t sing that. That was Louie Armstrong, wasn’t it?

        I do, dont’ you?

      • 104 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister March 8, 2014 at 21:16

        Actually, it was. A million times over. It was, of course.

        I do… :)

      • 105 Professor VJ Duke March 9, 2014 at 21:48

        He’s a nice chap, you know.

        Do you? Oh, I already said that.

      • 106 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister March 10, 2014 at 03:01

        You did…but you can say anything you’d like it’s your space….

      • 107 Professor VJ Duke March 10, 2014 at 17:13

        No, I can’t! It’s the PF’s space, too.

      • 108 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister March 10, 2014 at 18:33

        :lol:

      • 109 Professor VJ Duke March 11, 2014 at 00:49

        Humph. And no noodles!

      • 110 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister March 11, 2014 at 03:02

        No noodles for me…. :(

      • 111 Professor VJ Duke March 11, 2014 at 19:10

        I’ll send you some!

      • 112 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister March 12, 2014 at 03:35

        Thank you!

      • 113 Professor VJ Duke March 12, 2014 at 14:31

        :D

  13. 114 FictionFan March 7, 2014 at 13:45

    Positively, completely and utterly brilliant!!! But Schwarzy was robbed in the Best Singing category! Though I must admit DS gave a fine and most unexpected performance. Lovely to be reminded of some of my favourite clips! Congratulations to MM1 on his award (though Schwarzy should have won it too!)

    Thanks so much for brightening another Friday, Prof and team. :D

    • 115 FictionFan March 7, 2014 at 13:46

      Oh and the Louis bit was just fabulous!!

      • 116 Professor VJ Duke March 7, 2014 at 14:05

        :lol: You know, he lives in the PL.

      • 117 FictionFan March 7, 2014 at 18:42

        I think I might have to move there…

      • 118 Professor VJ Duke March 7, 2014 at 21:22

        Did you Shnod lives in Scotland?

      • 119 FictionFan March 9, 2014 at 18:35

        Good noodles! What on earth did we do to deserve that? If the Professor had ever fulfilled his promise to make me Queen of Scotland, I’d have him exiled to England for life! But the Professor didn’t… :cry:

      • 120 Professor VJ Duke March 9, 2014 at 21:58

        :lol: :lol: I don’t know what possessed the man. He just bought a house. Well, I told you I’d see what I could do about making you queen, but you backed out…

      • 121 FictionFan March 10, 2014 at 19:55

        The first sign of good taset the man has ever shown. Did I? Probably just as well…

      • 122 Professor VJ Duke March 11, 2014 at 00:57

        See? I didn’t think you wanted it!

      • 123 FictionFan March 11, 2014 at 18:08

        I try never to want what I can’t have…

      • 124 Professor VJ Duke March 11, 2014 at 19:20

        But you can–in a weird sort of way.

    • 125 Professor VJ Duke March 7, 2014 at 14:04

      I thought you might think Schwarz should have won it all, but…DS’s singing was pretty fabulous. Don’t you think I should have been mentioned?

      Aw, thanks, FEF! Our pleasure!

      • 126 FictionFan March 7, 2014 at 18:42

        Indeed, DS should sing more often. No, I don’t think the Professor deserved the award in any of these categories – if you want to win next year you’ll need to let us hear you sing…and make animal noises! But if there had been a category for Most Fluffy, the Professor would have been the people’s choice…

        :D

      • 127 Professor VJ Duke March 7, 2014 at 21:21

        Most fluffy?! I should win a more upstanding award than that… Umm…maybe for best speech?

      • 128 FictionFan March 9, 2014 at 18:34

        But have you made a speech? How about Most Heroic Despite Wearing Cargo Pants? Or Best Mic Lookalike? Or Most Enigmatic?

      • 129 Professor VJ Duke March 9, 2014 at 21:56

        Well…sorta. You don’t like cargo pants, do you? Mic is dead! :P I like that last one lots.

      • 130 FictionFan March 10, 2014 at 19:54

        When? (No, no, forget I asked – I keep forgetting the Professor is an enigma.) I don’t feel terribly strongly about them either way, but they don’t seem terribly herois somehow…

        You killed him??? Wicked Professor!

        Then we’ll make sure you’re nominated for it next year…

      • 131 Professor VJ Duke March 11, 2014 at 00:57

        Just recently. Would you believe me if I said the professor was a regular public speaker? No, you’re right, they don’t. I must think up a new wardrobe.

        I did not!

        :D

      • 132 FictionFan March 11, 2014 at 18:07

        Really? I would say tell me more, but you won’t so I won’t. However I would always believe the Professor, if he says something is true. A Superman outfit?

        Then how did he die? Just as well Punchy people recover from death…

      • 133 Professor VJ Duke March 11, 2014 at 19:20

        But you basically did, so I will. It goes with the job description. :) Is that better? How about Spiderman?

        Well, I just said that to throw you off.

  14. 134 PorterGirl March 7, 2014 at 13:35

    Hurrah! Hurrah! This is great. And I am so chuffed that MM won best actor :) And what a speech! He is now my favourite actor :)

    • 135 Professor VJ Duke March 7, 2014 at 14:03

      :D I know! I think VM was a bit worried. I mean, wasn’t the speech a bit insulting at first?

      • 136 PorterGirl March 7, 2014 at 14:04

        Oh, yes. But it is good to have a bit of controversy at these occasions :D

      • 137 Professor VJ Duke March 7, 2014 at 14:06

        Very true. MM is such a wicked sort of chap–like me! :)

      • 138 PorterGirl March 7, 2014 at 14:07

        That’s why I like you chaps so very much!

      • 139 Professor VJ Duke March 7, 2014 at 20:50

        Aw, and we like you, too, Lucy!


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