PUNCHY AURTOON: Tour of Portugal

Produced by MicP Studios
Directed by Mic Pencilpoint
Dramatized by Susan Price & Professor VJ Duke
Music by Symphonist Sepperl



Cast:
Brother Bek
King Arthur
Fats Henry
Mr. Ratherquite (and Ladies)
Manly-Man
Billy-Sue
Ruber Salami
&
Daddy Salami

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281 Responses to “PUNCHY AURTOON: Tour of Portugal”


  1. 1 Bethy March 17, 2014 at 15:43

    I really wanted to go…but now I’m not so sure that I didn’t escape just in time.
    Very interesting Professor!

    • 2 Professor VJ Duke March 17, 2014 at 22:24

      It was! Thank you. :) Yes, part of me thinks it was better to watch from a distance.

      • 3 Bethy March 17, 2014 at 23:57

        Oh well maybe we can go sometime when DS isnt in charge of the tour! He probably won’t show them any castles or take them to the best pastry shops!/

      • 4 Professor VJ Duke March 18, 2014 at 12:38

        Now, that’s where I’d want to go. The pastry shops! Of course, I’d rather see the castles. We might get lucky and find a sword or something.

      • 5 Bethy March 18, 2014 at 12:48

        The pastry shops were my favorite! Castles are well and good, but they are sort of drafty. The beaches are nice too! Some of them had lots of rocks and it was more interesting then the beaches I’ve been to around here.

      • 6 Professor VJ Duke March 18, 2014 at 16:54

        Beaches are definitely cool. Castles, breezy? Nah! Maybe creepy.

      • 7 Bethy March 18, 2014 at 18:28

        Nah. Castles aren’t creepy. Unless maybe they’re Scottish.

      • 8 Professor VJ Duke March 19, 2014 at 00:02

        Why so? :D

      • 9 Bethy March 19, 2014 at 15:47

        A lot of the Scottish castle (pictures, mind you) seem to be way out of use by normal people, but probably have a lot of crazy stories about them and maybe some ghosts?

      • 10 Professor VJ Duke March 19, 2014 at 22:29

        Now ghosts are scary–when they’re try to be. They’re are some funny ones out there.

  2. 11 maryamchahine March 16, 2014 at 16:42

    That was a riot! Absolutely hilarious! Love the dialogue and characters. Punchalicious!!! I’m still working my way through some of the Punchy land language, some of the words are quite catchy : ) Bro Bek is very funny, especially his line about being “perfect”. Something tells me to keep an eye on him : ) Things are not as they seem with Brother Bek.

    • 12 Professor VJ Duke March 16, 2014 at 19:23

      :D Many thanks!!! Yes, the Punchy Argot. It’s how I speak now. What word, for instance? :)

      Indeed! The professor would be highly skeptical of him, for sure! Not to be trusted.

      • 13 maryamchahine March 27, 2014 at 17:13

        I’m liking the Punchy Argot a lot! I really like “chicky-woot-woot and chickit.” How are they used or what do they mean exactly? Also, “Laws”? “Dadblameit” seems to be close to “gosh darn it” and “plumbtastic” seeme to be like “fantastic”?

      • 14 Professor VJ Duke March 27, 2014 at 23:28

        Awesome! Glad you’re liking it. *smiles with a huge smile* Yes! “Chickit” is basically just an expression. It could be used like this: “Chickit, I hate this pie.” Or something like that. Same with “chicly-woot-woot.”

        The professor uses dadblameit all the time and dadblamery. They function just like “chickit” really. And you’re are right about the last two!

        Do you find yourself using it?

  3. 15 Carpe Absurdum March 16, 2014 at 15:16

    That Brother Bek sure can preach. Is he from Oklahoma?

    • 16 Professor VJ Duke March 16, 2014 at 19:21

      He can! I’m not sure. Why do you ask? :)

  4. 17 FictionFan March 16, 2014 at 00:54

    Dadblameit! Did I miss the plane? Oh, well…probably just as well, it would seem…

    Was Ruber doing a Mr Ratherquite impression in the middle there? Or did he just have a fishbone stuck in his throat?

    • 18 Professor VJ Duke March 16, 2014 at 19:13

      Yes, you did! I wouldn’t have let you get on, actually. Far too dangerous for you.

      Definitely a fishbone. I think Mr. R is American, and Ruby’s English.

      • 19 FictionFan March 17, 2014 at 19:09

        Aw, how sweet of you to be looking after me! I’d rather stay home with you and Schwarzy anyway.

        Really? Mr R always sounds quite English to me…

      • 20 Professor VJ Duke March 17, 2014 at 22:33

        :D Yes, you’d probably die if I didn’t look after you.

        Does he? Really, FEF, I can’t tell for the life of me. I’ll have to take your word for it. Dreadfully English?

      • 21 FictionFan March 18, 2014 at 03:12

        :lol: Probably! Let’s not put it to the test, though…

        Dreadfully! Middle-aged, middle-class English buffoon – a bit like that Mayor of London we told you about…and nothing at all like Darby!

      • 22 Professor VJ Duke March 18, 2014 at 12:44

        We shan’t at all!

        :lol: Oh no… I wanted him to be American too. Dadblame English accents. Now, answer honestly, does Colin Firth in P&P have an English accent? Sometimes I can tell, but I’m really bad with it. (Don’t tell anyone, but the first time I heard a Scot, I thought he was German. Don’t laugh!)

      • 23 FictionFan March 18, 2014 at 17:17

        Good! :D

        Why? I wouldn’t want him to be Scottish!

        Yes, a beautiful English accent – very refined. There’s so many different English accents though – some nice, some awful. ( :lol: Sorry, but I must laugh! German?? Och, admittedly sometimes we can be quite hard to understand, but we’re no’ that bad!)

      • 24 Professor VJ Duke March 18, 2014 at 23:58

        Well…it’s…he’s supposed to live in America. Of course, that makes the professor cranky with a certain person.

        How about DS? ( *hangs head* At least Americans aren’t hard to understand!)

      • 25 FictionFan March 19, 2014 at 01:29

        Maybe King Arthur exiled him from England for being a gatecrasher. We send all the awful people to America – look at Piers, for instance…and Fergie.

        Oh DS definitely sounds American. Is he Japanese? (Oh, I don’t know…popsicles? Nose tackles???)

      • 26 Professor VJ Duke March 19, 2014 at 14:07

        :lol: Please take them back! Please. Please. Please. Please!

        American?! I’ve heard that he sounds Scottish from numerous people! Japanese… :P (That makes sense to me. V. Wilfork was traded from the Patriots. That makes me huffy.)

      • 27 FictionFan March 19, 2014 at 15:44

        :lol: No. No. No. No!

        Was it German people who told you he sounded Scottish? (Well, that’s devastating news – I was looking forward to having him as a hero. He’s so different from my usual ones. Who’s our hero now?)

      • 28 Professor VJ Duke March 19, 2014 at 22:26

        Rats. Rats. Double-Rats.

        No…I don’t know any Germans, I think… (I hate football the sudden! My knew hobby is making a dadblamery of myself. But you can take Rob Gronkowski, if you’d like.)

      • 29 FictionFan March 20, 2014 at 17:16

        Why the sudden hate? I thought you’d been practicing your new hobby for a while already.

        Eeewww! No thanks! Did a Google image search (try it) and….urghhh…I couldn’t possibly love him half as much as he loves himself! Yucketh! Find someone else for me…

      • 30 Professor VJ Duke March 20, 2014 at 22:46

        Actually…no. Not long at all. Which might surprise you. The professor is never sure of what he thinks he is, you know.

        Really? He’s tall and has muscles. How about Julian Edelman? (I hope I spelled that right.)

      • 31 FictionFan March 21, 2014 at 14:13

        An enigma even to himself…

        You didn’t do a Google image search for Gronkowski, did you? Suffice it to say some muscles are best left to the imagination. *shocked to my socks* Mmm…but Edelman is undoubtedly yummy! Ooh, yes, I could happily add him to my hero list… *dreamy smile*

      • 32 Professor VJ Duke March 21, 2014 at 17:31

        Yes, you need to help me!

        No, not really. Why? Goodness! He’s an idiot. I like Edelman. That’s the professor.

      • 33 FictionFan March 21, 2014 at 19:48

        OK, tell me all about yourself and then I’ll be able to tell you all about yourself…

        Indeed! Oh, but I bet Edelman’s not as yummy as the Professor – not possible!

      • 34 Professor VJ Duke March 22, 2014 at 01:08

        How should I begin?

        The professor is gristle.

      • 35 FictionFan March 23, 2014 at 15:26

        Mysteriously…

        In a country that has haggis as its national dish, the idea of a gristly man might be quite appealing…

      • 36 Professor VJ Duke March 24, 2014 at 13:37

        Oh no! You trap me everywhere!!!

      • 37 FictionFan March 24, 2014 at 15:55

        …as the worm said to the Professor…

      • 38 Professor VJ Duke March 24, 2014 at 19:50

        *laughs lots* Worms don’t speak!

      • 39 FictionFan March 24, 2014 at 22:19

        Well, not to you, they don’t – why would they, considering how badly you treat them…

      • 40 Professor VJ Duke March 25, 2014 at 02:00

        I once caught a worm named Darby…

      • 41 FictionFan March 25, 2014 at 14:12

        Since they don’t talk to you, how did you know? Was he wearing a little name badge? Or did he have a cute and adorable little curl falling carelessly onto his forehead?

      • 42 Professor VJ Duke March 25, 2014 at 19:41

        I snatched him up and his wig and sandals fell off…

      • 43 FictionFan March 25, 2014 at 22:47

        *HahahahahahahahahahahaHA!!!!!!!*

      • 44 Professor VJ Duke March 26, 2014 at 00:24

        *smiley*

  5. 45 Gene'O March 15, 2014 at 20:38

    Hehehe. This is another one for the playlist. So much yummy in that. I liked King Arthur (“Look at this sword!”) and Billy-Sue, but Manly-Man freaked me out so much I decided I should follow him on twitter. (No idea how that account slipped by me until now.)

    • 46 Professor VJ Duke March 15, 2014 at 20:44

      Many thanks! :lol: Do you think Billy-Sue is nice overall?

      Yes, MM freaks me out, too!

  6. 47 L. Marie March 15, 2014 at 13:47

    I knew it!!! I knew he had to be involved in this tour in some way!!!!! (Trying to avoid a spoiler for those reading the comments who haven’t watched the video.) Yay!
    Hilarious as usual! Love Manly-Man!

    • 48 Professor VJ Duke March 15, 2014 at 17:12

      Thanks, L! :D I know! He’s always behind every dadblamery! (I may be, too.)

      MM is so meaningful at times.

  7. 49 Painting Pundit March 15, 2014 at 02:08

    With DS as tour guide in a “borrowed” plane, I don’t think they are in Portugal at all.

    • 50 Professor VJ Duke March 15, 2014 at 17:11

      :lol: That’s a really good point. Now DS might believe he is, right?

  8. 51 The Dancing Rider March 14, 2014 at 23:27

    Very busy today. Just must say quickly I LOVED THIS! Kudos, all! I like Brother Bek, and his accent! Daddy S. will always be my favorite with hislaughing though…..I both cringe and smile!

    • 52 Professor VJ Duke March 15, 2014 at 16:56

      Thanks, DR! I appreciate it. :lol: His laughing is horrid in a way!

      • 53 The Dancing Rider March 15, 2014 at 17:32

        Oh, it is Professor. It makes me shudder sometimes, but then I can’t wait to hear it! I guess I’m glad I did NOT go on the Portugal Tour! ;-)

      • 54 Professor VJ Duke March 15, 2014 at 20:18

        Yes, me too! DS can be very creepy. Do you suppose Ruber is creepy too?

      • 55 The Dancing Rider March 15, 2014 at 21:44

        Ruber is bit more smarmy. But I do like his insults.

      • 56 Professor VJ Duke March 16, 2014 at 19:08

        That’s a perfect descriptive word for the bloke. Smarmy. I like that. His insults are grand. I should learn some.

      • 57 The Dancing Rider March 16, 2014 at 19:21

        Me, too, I’m taking lessons from him!

      • 58 Professor VJ Duke March 16, 2014 at 19:24

        :lol: Nothing better than a lovely insult! (Not even a lovely professor. Ooo, that was bad.)

      • 59 The Dancing Rider March 16, 2014 at 19:29

        L. O. L. :)

      • 60 Professor VJ Duke March 17, 2014 at 14:24

        :lol: Sorry!

      • 61 The Dancing Rider March 15, 2014 at 17:44

        I really enjoyed the flying insults – not to mention the dadblamery! Still, the absolute best was Daddy Salami showing up with the tour bus!

      • 62 Professor VJ Duke March 15, 2014 at 20:18

        Wasn’t his Portuguese right one? :lol:

      • 63 The Dancing Rider March 15, 2014 at 21:44

        Ha ha. I can’t say as I know nothing about Portuguese! But I’m betting it was……

      • 64 Professor VJ Duke March 16, 2014 at 19:07

        Yes, me too. :D

  9. 65 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister March 14, 2014 at 17:28

    I like Brother Bek’s accent. Manly Man is a hero of sorts, isn’t he? He just plays it all off too well. Nawww…lol. I do love his bits of humor. Cracks this girl up!

    Mr. R does a fine job of tending to his Ladies, but I’m a little annoyed that he can’t be bothered with taking care of them himself. Must come with all his money. Dadblameit! Not sure I would find that attractive. BB doesn’t have any interest in tending to them…they are already spoken for, Duke. Mr. R should smoke his pipe more, then he’d have the patience needed for the ladies. Especially the redhead…we know how feisty they are. :lol:

    Great job with the female giggles and Billy Sue’s voice. She should stick MM in the bathtub, if you ask this daughter.

    Well done, Studio! :)

    • 66 Professor VJ Duke March 14, 2014 at 18:22

      :D MM does say some wacky things! But, overall, this professor would agree: he is something of a hero. Not like me, of course. Right?!

      :lol: Feisty and sweet… I know. Mr. R should tend to the Ladies a bit more. You know I won’t do it, right?

      :lol: :lol: Is that what you would do to him, Audith? (One of our first female voices. Working on getting more.)

      Thanks, Audith!

      • 67 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister March 14, 2014 at 21:07

        He does and I think you must be thanked for that feat. Bravo. Yea..I sorta sensed that about him. :)
        Nothing nor anyone, Duketh! ;)

        Yes, of course. I wouldn’t allow it. I just wanted to give my opinion. I am allowed to dislike hisself even if he is charming. I like him just as he is, Duke. :)

        I think I would…dunk him under. Just to prove I could. ;) :lol: (good…loved it)

        :D Welcome

      • 68 Professor VJ Duke March 15, 2014 at 16:51

        Yes, you’re right. We should thank him. Yes, I suppose the professor is more unique than grass.

        You wouldn’t allow it of me? (So do I. :lol: )

        :lol: Ooo, that could make him cranky. That’s definitely not something to try on DS, now.

      • 69 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister March 16, 2014 at 05:25

        A proper thank you would be the right thing to do. Than grass…well yea. Grass is as common as the day is long. We both know that long days are longer than time, longer than green beans and longer than your nose. :D See how I fit that new question in…lol.

        Just an expression, Duke. Yes, DS I wouldn’t bother. He’s a man all his own and I can’t quite figure him out.

      • 70 Professor VJ Duke March 16, 2014 at 19:18

        :lol: :lol: :lol: That’s too much! But, no! Look at that beautiful answer. Makes me proud how shadowy it is.

        Yes, yes. I agree.

      • 71 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister March 16, 2014 at 21:26

        :lol: :lol: What’s a girl to do? I need to shower. I think you’re rubbing off on me. Green beans are shadowy? :D

      • 72 Professor VJ Duke March 17, 2014 at 14:45

        You can’t wash professorish slime from you that way! Yes, they have dark shadows, don’t they?

      • 73 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister March 17, 2014 at 19:21

        I know, I tried. :cry: They do? I had no idea!!

      • 74 Professor VJ Duke March 17, 2014 at 22:35

        :lol: How mean of you, Audith! It’s not that slimy… Me either till you mentioned it.

      • 75 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister March 17, 2014 at 23:12

        You set yourself up for that one… :lol:
        I didn’t even know I was being shadowy til you mentiined it, so the joke is on you. :lol: Who’d have thunk…

      • 76 Professor VJ Duke March 17, 2014 at 23:23

        I think I did… :lol:

        I was trying to put all blame on you. But you’re too smart!

      • 77 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister March 17, 2014 at 23:31

        Yeah…super duper smart. :roll:

      • 78 Professor VJ Duke March 17, 2014 at 23:38

        What makes you think that, Audith?

      • 79 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister March 17, 2014 at 23:43

        Think what?

      • 80 Professor VJ Duke March 17, 2014 at 23:45

        That I’m smart.

      • 81 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister March 17, 2014 at 23:51

        Because you keep me interested. Its a hard thing to accomplish, in actuality.

      • 82 Professor VJ Duke March 18, 2014 at 12:36

        Really? That’s a wonder. We all know the professor is boring.

      • 83 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister March 18, 2014 at 15:43

        If you say so, Duke.

      • 84 Professor VJ Duke March 18, 2014 at 17:06

        :mad: :P

      • 85 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister March 18, 2014 at 19:09

        You said it and when I disagree, then you just stop talking. :P

      • 86 Professor VJ Duke March 19, 2014 at 00:05

        Do you like when I talk?

      • 87 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister March 19, 2014 at 01:27

        I do, Duketh. (Not that I’ve ever heard your voice, but yes anyway. )

      • 88 Professor VJ Duke March 19, 2014 at 14:06

        Yes, you have. :)

      • 89 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister March 19, 2014 at 15:51

        Your videos don’t count…unless that is your voice. *pondering*

      • 90 Professor VJ Duke March 19, 2014 at 22:29

        I think there were a few videos with the professorish voice.

      • 91 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister March 19, 2014 at 23:10

        Well if you think then I definitely do not know.

      • 92 Professor VJ Duke March 20, 2014 at 00:46

        Oh dear…

      • 93 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister March 20, 2014 at 02:02

        Well? Is there one or not… :lol:

      • 94 Professor VJ Duke March 20, 2014 at 12:18

        There is…technically. But you’ll probably be left wondering if it’s the real professor. Do you think so?

      • 95 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister March 20, 2014 at 13:35

        Maybe so..but I’d like to believe you.

      • 96 Professor VJ Duke March 20, 2014 at 22:20

        You mean, you’d like to believe that it’s my voice?

      • 97 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister March 21, 2014 at 00:01

        Meaning I’d like to believe your voice is in the PL’s Friday videos. The thing is..you have admitted to using voice actors, which I totally get, but it makes it hard to know. I have a feeling you do voices very well…

      • 98 Professor VJ Duke March 21, 2014 at 02:33

        Well, the professor has appeared as the professor’s voice in a few videos. That’s probably my voice, and…and…well, do you really think that I could be the other voices?

      • 99 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister March 21, 2014 at 02:43

        I do since you pretty talented and creative.

      • 100 Professor VJ Duke March 21, 2014 at 02:51

        I’m honored! And I’ll tell you one day! I promise.

      • 101 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister March 21, 2014 at 03:05

        Okay

      • 102 Professor VJ Duke March 21, 2014 at 17:17

        Yes, yes.

      • 103 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister March 21, 2014 at 19:26

        *giggle*

      • 104 Professor VJ Duke March 22, 2014 at 01:00

        I sense that Audith doesn’t believe me!

      • 105 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister March 22, 2014 at 02:48

        I do believe you.

      • 106 Professor VJ Duke March 24, 2014 at 13:01

        Thank you. *smile*

  10. 107 Tonia March 14, 2014 at 17:27

    This was adorable!! I lov that new guy, Bek. Has a bit of a southern accent. Bk later to hear again….

    • 108 Professor VJ Duke March 14, 2014 at 18:17

      Hi, Tonia! Do you think he was wicked, though?

  11. 109 Susan P March 14, 2014 at 16:21

    Perfectly punchylicious, Professor. Such a lot of dadblamery! I laughed all the way through.

    • 110 Susan P March 14, 2014 at 17:08

      And y’all need to keep close watch and watch your wallet when “Brother Bek” is around.

      • 111 Professor VJ Duke March 14, 2014 at 18:09

        Ooo…do you think he’d be that wicked, Susan?

      • 112 Susan P March 15, 2014 at 01:18

        I think he’s worse if he is like some others I’ve known.

      • 113 Professor VJ Duke March 15, 2014 at 17:02

        Yes, I’d say so, too.

      • 114 Susan P March 16, 2014 at 20:24

        :D

    • 115 Professor VJ Duke March 14, 2014 at 18:08

      Susan, it was awesome. Thanks so much for everything you did. (I hope I didn’t ruin the story too much.) Bro. Bek looks like a fav. You scripted him to perfection!

      • 116 Susan P March 15, 2014 at 01:17

        Thank you Professor. I was not a bit disappointed in anything. I completely expected a good deal of dadblamery. It was wonderfully fun to work on it.

      • 117 Professor VJ Duke March 15, 2014 at 17:02

        It was! I laughed when I read what you’d sent. Nailed Bro Bek!

      • 118 Susan P March 16, 2014 at 20:24

        We did indeed nail him. MM got out of that one smelling like roses. LOL

      • 119 Professor VJ Duke March 17, 2014 at 14:24

        Haha. That’s true. I like how Billy-Sue took care of him.

      • 120 Susan P March 17, 2014 at 20:08

        He had it coming!

      • 121 Professor VJ Duke March 17, 2014 at 22:38

        I think so, too!

  12. 122 Julie Harris March 14, 2014 at 16:00

    Brother Bek is indeed my new favorite :) Can’t wait to find out what’s coming!

    • 123 Professor VJ Duke March 14, 2014 at 18:07

      Is it his accent you like?

  13. 124 Catherine March 14, 2014 at 15:10

    Oh, dear. So Daddy Salami WAS there!

    • 125 Professor VJ Duke March 14, 2014 at 18:07

      He was! I think Ruber was surprised. It was a good thing we didn’t go, huh?

      • 126 Catherine March 14, 2014 at 18:41

        Yes, I was just thinking about that! Much better to observe it safely from a distance.

      • 127 Professor VJ Duke March 15, 2014 at 16:48

        For sure! You are way wiser than the professor.

      • 128 Catherine March 18, 2014 at 01:21

        Oh, I don’t think so…I wouldn’t have been able to come up with some of those proverb interpretations!

      • 129 Professor VJ Duke March 18, 2014 at 12:40

        :lol: Oh, I bet you would! (Now you’re making me feel good.)

      • 130 Catherine March 19, 2014 at 01:48

        That’s not necessarily a bad thing, is it?

      • 131 Professor VJ Duke March 19, 2014 at 14:09

        No, I don’t think so. :) Do you?

      • 132 Catherine March 20, 2014 at 01:44

        I think it’s good! Feeling good about oneself usually results in good things. I think…

      • 133 Professor VJ Duke March 20, 2014 at 12:15

        I think you’re right, for sure. Of course, feeling bad about one’s self usually results in wickedness, I think.

      • 134 Catherine March 21, 2014 at 13:55

        Yes. So feel good about yourself, professor, unless you want to be wicked!

      • 135 Professor VJ Duke March 21, 2014 at 17:28

        Well, sometimes I do, you know!

      • 136 Catherine March 21, 2014 at 23:38

        Well then, I don’t think I can help you! But you seem to have the balance between good and wicked figured out, so I won’t mess with it.

      • 137 Professor VJ Duke March 22, 2014 at 01:13

        Yes, I think the professor is sweet overall, but I try to convince people I’m wicked. It’s a mental disorder!

      • 138 Catherine March 22, 2014 at 01:22

        Oh, dear. That’s a very strange disorder!

      • 139 Professor VJ Duke March 22, 2014 at 01:24

        It is! But doesn’t it sound professorish?

      • 140 Catherine March 22, 2014 at 01:27

        Yes, I guess you’re right. The professor WOULD have such a disorder, the more I think about it. In fact, I can’t think of one non-professorish person with this disorder!

      • 141 Professor VJ Duke March 24, 2014 at 12:55

        Yes, that’s it! *laughing* But, aren’t I the most professorish person you know?

      • 142 Catherine March 25, 2014 at 01:44

        Yes, yes you are. But that’s a good thing too.

      • 143 Professor VJ Duke March 25, 2014 at 02:08

        Thank you, Catherine. *big professorish smile*

  14. 144 Simply Skeptical March 14, 2014 at 14:46

    Hee, hee, hee…. This was too funny. I kept wondering how the plane was able to hold Fats Henry. I picture him to be soooo big – LOL!! Brother Bek reminds me of someone whom I was once acquainted; Hilarious!!!

    • 145 Professor VJ Duke March 14, 2014 at 18:06

      :lol: Thank you, SS! It must have been a big plane, then, right? Was BB your favorite character in this episode?

      • 146 Simply Skeptical March 15, 2014 at 20:59

        Too hard to say. They each have their funny moments Mr. R., MM, Ruber, Fats, and so on… Keep it going; it’s such fun to laugh. Love it!!

      • 147 Professor VJ Duke March 16, 2014 at 19:06

        Many thanks, SS!

  15. 148 Jackie March 14, 2014 at 14:30

    Oh yeah … this is gonna be good! I can’t wait to see what’s next. :twisted:

    • 149 Professor VJ Duke March 14, 2014 at 18:03

      DS is so wicked, huh?

      • 150 Jackie March 14, 2014 at 18:20

        Yeah he is! I smell dadblamery and other evil things coming this way! How punchalicious! I can’t wait. :twisted:

      • 151 Professor VJ Duke March 14, 2014 at 18:24

        You know, I wasn’t sure the studio was going to do a sequel. Would you like one?

      • 152 Jackie March 14, 2014 at 18:35

        Oh yeah – that would be great. Even of there isn’t one that’s okay! Wherever DS goes dadblamery and evil things follow so it’s not like I will miss that punchalicious stuff if you don’t. You know?

      • 153 Professor VJ Duke March 15, 2014 at 16:47

        I know exactly what you mean! Would you say he’s your favorite?

      • 154 Jackie March 15, 2014 at 17:34

        I don’t know if favorite is the right word. But seeing as I can’t seem to find a better word favorite will have to suffice for now. To me, DS is like the J.R. Ewing of Punchy Lands.

      • 155 Professor VJ Duke March 15, 2014 at 20:18

        :lol: I see that. DS is nicer, though!

      • 156 Jackie March 15, 2014 at 20:30

        You think so? I don’t know about that.

      • 157 Professor VJ Duke March 15, 2014 at 20:32

        Don’t you think he’s good–overall, I mean? He does care for Ruber.

      • 158 Jackie March 15, 2014 at 20:47

        I don’t think he’s good overall and he has a strange way of showing he cares for Ruber! The only thing he’s good at is stirring up mischief and dadblamery.

      • 159 Professor VJ Duke March 16, 2014 at 19:06

        :lol: You do have a point. Sometimes I do wonder what goes on in his head, you know.

  16. 160 Amy Pinkrose March 14, 2014 at 14:18

    Before I say anything of real value, I must listen to this again. I loved the way Manly-Man stood up for the ladies, though, I must admit. Brother Beck, loved this guy! OK. No more until I listen to this again. GREAT JOB, PF!!!

    • 161 Professor VJ Duke March 14, 2014 at 18:03

      Many thanks, LadyP! You must tell me who your favorite was.

      • 162 Amy Pinkrose March 14, 2014 at 18:35

        Here we go again. You asked me this question many moons ago, and I got myself in hot water. I don’t want to play favs. Let me think about this, and I still have yet to listen to this video again. It was really well done, Prof. I really enjoyed it!!! Get back to you! Love, LadyP

      • 163 Professor VJ Duke March 15, 2014 at 16:48

        Many thanks, LadyP. But the answer should be the professor…Oh that was so wicked of me!

      • 164 Amy Pinkrose March 15, 2014 at 18:04

        Well put, Professor! YOU are MY favorite. I didn’t know you were included. So, now when you ask me who my fav is, my answer bar none, will be YOU. LadyP

      • 165 Professor VJ Duke March 15, 2014 at 20:19

        :lol: Oh dear… LadyP, this is wicked of you! :lol:

      • 166 Amy Pinkrose March 15, 2014 at 21:33

        I know. 😎

      • 167 Professor VJ Duke March 16, 2014 at 19:07

        Well…well…dadblameit! Make it un-wicked!

      • 168 Amy Pinkrose March 16, 2014 at 19:16

        No. I don’t wanna. 😛

      • 169 Professor VJ Duke March 16, 2014 at 19:24

        But…but….but…now! What am I to do?

      • 170 Amy Pinkrose March 17, 2014 at 00:01

        I don’t know. You are the Professor. You tell me. 😜

      • 171 Professor VJ Duke March 17, 2014 at 14:47

        I’m not sure what to say: “Dadblameit!”

      • 172 Amy Pinkrose March 17, 2014 at 14:50

        You sure are saying “Dadblameit!” a lot lately. Hmm….Does this mean the Professor is grumpy today? Is not his orange tree smiling?

      • 173 Professor VJ Duke March 17, 2014 at 14:56

        The professor is wicked and has a heart of frozen ice and stone!

      • 174 Amy Pinkrose March 17, 2014 at 15:07

        Well, then, if the Professor has a heart of frozen ice and stone so does LadyP!

      • 175 Professor VJ Duke March 17, 2014 at 22:22

        She does not! It’s not possible.

      • 176 Amy Pinkrose March 17, 2014 at 23:18

        ROFLMAO!!! I have totally lost this conversation! I held on to it all day long, and now I must admit YOU WIN! You are driving me BONKERS! Professor Frown! How could you????? Yours truly, LadyP who is flabbergosted….hehehehehehe

      • 177 Professor VJ Duke March 17, 2014 at 23:27

        :lol: :lol: I’m sorry, LadyP! Isn’t it wicked of me?

      • 178 Amy Pinkrose March 17, 2014 at 23:30

        VERY!!! You DO have a heart of stone and ice! And to boot, I would bet my bottom dollar that you are laughing your butt off! Do you even have a butt anymore, from the laughter you have had on me? 😡 😁 😜Respectfully yours, LadyP♥️

      • 179 Professor VJ Duke March 17, 2014 at 23:38

        :lol: :lol: Now, LadyP, this is quite awful of you. What am I to do about this? Did you know that I tried to compliment a woman and she got mad at me?

      • 180 Amy Pinkrose March 18, 2014 at 00:20

        Well, if you can be wicked, can’t I be awful? Did you like the faces? I want to hear this story. How in the world did you get a woman mad by complimenting her? No wait, is that for another story of yours over at PL? You made me laugh today. I must admit. Wicked or not. :-)

      • 181 Professor VJ Duke March 18, 2014 at 12:39

        I love the faces! How’s it done? No, you’re too sweet to be wicked, aren’t you? That’s what you told me once upon the moon. I tell you tomorrow. I’m not sure. You tell me, LadyP. How did it happen–probably?

      • 182 Amy Pinkrose March 18, 2014 at 15:59

        Let me see. This is a big conversation going here. First, the faces. I have a tricky iPad with all kinds of stuff to play with. Secondly, I am too sweet to be wicked. Third, it was the Dark Side of the Moon I spoke to you. Forth, you are not sure of what exactly and FYI… tomorrow never comes. Fifth, it happened cause the star fell out of the sky and hit me on the head. There! I got it all!! Respectfully yours, LadyP

      • 183 Professor VJ Duke March 18, 2014 at 17:10

        :lol: Now you’ve confused me, LadyP!

      • 184 Amy Pinkrose March 18, 2014 at 18:12

        And you have confused me right back, Professor! So it seems. Two confused on the Dark side of the Moon. Love, LadyP

      • 185 Professor VJ Duke March 19, 2014 at 00:01

        :lol: I’ll accept that, then.

      • 186 Lady Pinkrose March 19, 2014 at 14:11

        Good.

      • 187 Professor VJ Duke March 19, 2014 at 14:14

        No, I’m bad.

      • 188 Lady Pinkrose March 19, 2014 at 14:16

        Never. I will not accept this. I just won’t!!!

      • 189 Professor VJ Duke March 19, 2014 at 22:17

        But why?

      • 190 Amy Pinkrose March 19, 2014 at 22:42

        Well, let me see. Because it is time to feed my cats. That’s why.

      • 191 Professor VJ Duke March 19, 2014 at 22:52

        A perfect reason.

      • 192 Amy Pinkrose March 19, 2014 at 22:55

        But of course. And then life continues the script.

      • 193 Professor VJ Duke March 20, 2014 at 00:45

        That makes sense.

      • 194 Amy Pinkrose March 20, 2014 at 01:21

        So says you. And I must agree being a very agreeable person that I am.

      • 195 Professor VJ Duke March 20, 2014 at 12:13

        Thanks, LadyP. The professor is agreeable, too, you know.

      • 196 Amy Pinkrose March 20, 2014 at 14:42

        Why, yes I do know. When he is not grumpy.

      • 197 Professor VJ Duke March 20, 2014 at 22:31

        He’s never grumpy, dadblameit!

      • 198 Amy Pinkrose March 20, 2014 at 23:15

        Are you sure? Not at all? Hmmm???..

      • 199 Professor VJ Duke March 21, 2014 at 02:18

        Positive! Aren’t you?

      • 200 Amy Pinkrose March 21, 2014 at 12:50

        Why yes I am!!!

      • 201 Professor VJ Duke March 21, 2014 at 17:24

        That’s the spirit.

      • 202 Amy Pinkrose March 21, 2014 at 17:29

        Doin’ the Pom Pom .. Oh Yeah! Go team go!!

      • 203 Professor VJ Duke March 21, 2014 at 17:37

        What’s the Pom Pom?

      • 204 Amy Pinkrose March 21, 2014 at 17:46

        Cheerleader stuff.

      • 205 Professor VJ Duke March 22, 2014 at 00:56

        Never heard of it.

      • 206 Amy Pinkrose March 22, 2014 at 01:22

        Strange neither have I. What a coincidence.

      • 207 Professor VJ Duke March 22, 2014 at 01:23

        And it’s your fault!

      • 208 Amy Pinkrose March 22, 2014 at 01:26

        Be real here! Absolutely NOT! I am a LADY. Lady’s don’t have faults!

      • 209 Professor VJ Duke March 24, 2014 at 12:54

        Not even oneth?

      • 210 Amy Pinkrose March 24, 2014 at 15:40

        (sigh) What’s the score?

      • 211 Professor VJ Duke March 24, 2014 at 19:43

        2-0, the professor.

      • 212 Amy Pinkrose March 24, 2014 at 19:50

        NO! 5-ZIP, LadyP!

      • 213 Professor VJ Duke March 24, 2014 at 20:04

        Huff-Hum!

      • 214 Amy Pinkrose March 24, 2014 at 20:07

        REally? Seriously? That’s it then? Well!!

      • 215 Professor VJ Duke March 25, 2014 at 01:43

        Well, well, welly!

      • 216 Amy Pinkrose March 25, 2014 at 01:46

        Welly? That’s the first I’ve heard of that word. Anything to do with well for water? Like how they say telly for telephone? Hmmm…..???

      • 217 Professor VJ Duke March 25, 2014 at 02:09

        I’ve no clue. But I was hoping you’d tell me.

      • 218 Amy Pinkrose March 25, 2014 at 02:18

        (sigh) The Professor is getting absent-minded. Again. (sigh) Must be from head on tree with BAM!

      • 219 Professor VJ Duke March 25, 2014 at 13:27

        But I think he was before the incident. It’s even worse now.

      • 220 Amy Pinkrose March 24, 2014 at 20:00

        NO! Dangummerit! NO! You don’t even know how to count! 5-ZIP, THE LADY!

      • 221 Professor VJ Duke March 24, 2014 at 20:05

        That’s not possible!

      • 222 Amy Pinkrose March 20, 2014 at 23:30

        Oh, one other thing. Whose dad are you blaming? Salami’s?

      • 223 Professor VJ Duke March 21, 2014 at 02:29

        *laughing* Umm…maybe! Maybe…another dad, too!!!!

      • 224 Amy Pinkrose March 21, 2014 at 12:51

        This is a mystery. I must know!!! Tell me!!

      • 225 Professor VJ Duke March 21, 2014 at 17:24

        Well, what do you suppose?

      • 226 Amy Pinkrose March 21, 2014 at 17:30

        You’re the one who has the Professorish brain. You tell me. Ize just be a little ‘o woman …

      • 227 Professor VJ Duke March 21, 2014 at 17:38

        Umm…a guitar?

      • 228 Amy Pinkrose March 21, 2014 at 17:48

        Well why not? I can see that. Sure!

      • 229 Professor VJ Duke March 22, 2014 at 00:57

        Thank you, LadyP.

      • 230 Amy Pinkrose March 22, 2014 at 01:23

        Anytime, Professor Frown. Very truly yours, LadyP

      • 231 Professor VJ Duke March 22, 2014 at 01:24

        Well, that’s quite nice.

      • 232 Amy Pinkrose March 22, 2014 at 01:26

        I know. Did you doubt?

      • 233 Professor VJ Duke March 24, 2014 at 12:55

        Not only twice!

      • 234 Amy Pinkrose March 24, 2014 at 15:41

        You sure? Not thrice? I could have sworn … hmmm … that’s funny ….

      • 235 Professor VJ Duke March 24, 2014 at 19:44

        Thrice sounds like rice, doesn’t it?

      • 236 Amy Pinkrose March 24, 2014 at 19:51

        Except with th. Hungry?

      • 237 Professor VJ Duke March 24, 2014 at 20:04

        Yes, I think so. *smiles*

      • 238 Amy Pinkrose March 24, 2014 at 20:08

        *winks* I know.

      • 239 Professor VJ Duke March 25, 2014 at 01:44

        Oh you do not!

      • 240 Amy Pinkrose March 25, 2014 at 01:45

        *batting lashes* Oh come now, be good. Of course I do!

      • 241 Professor VJ Duke March 25, 2014 at 02:09

        What’s a lash?

      • 242 Amy Pinkrose March 25, 2014 at 02:17

        Didn’t I do this one already? LOL

      • 243 Professor VJ Duke March 25, 2014 at 13:27

        I think you may have.

      • 244 Amy Pinkrose March 25, 2014 at 17:24

        I know I do.

      • 245 Professor VJ Duke March 25, 2014 at 19:48

        *smiles*

      • 246 Amy Pinkrose March 25, 2014 at 20:47

        Oh-Oh…. Which thread are we on???

      • 247 Professor VJ Duke March 26, 2014 at 00:12

        A bunch, I think.

      • 248 Amy Pinkrose March 26, 2014 at 01:05

        At least I would estimate.

      • 249 Professor VJ Duke March 26, 2014 at 18:15

        Huff-Hum!

      • 250 Amy Pinkrose March 25, 2014 at 01:56

        Yoo-Hoo!!! Go see what LadyP is all about over at PL! Nightie nite! Till the morrow! Sweetie dreamies! Demurely, LadyP

      • 251 Professor VJ Duke March 25, 2014 at 02:10

        You certainly are! Have a great sleep, LadyP. Still trying to figure out what demurely means…

      • 252 Amy Pinkrose March 25, 2014 at 02:18

        Hehehehehehe Got a dictionary?

      • 253 Professor VJ Duke March 25, 2014 at 13:27

        No, I don’t. In my office, that is.

      • 254 Amy Pinkrose March 22, 2014 at 01:28

        ROFLMAO!!!! OMG! Hysterical!

      • 255 Professor VJ Duke March 24, 2014 at 12:55

        *laughing lots*

      • 256 Amy Pinkrose March 24, 2014 at 15:42

        😜 ‼️ 😤 Oops!

      • 257 Professor VJ Duke March 24, 2014 at 19:44

        Those face…man!

      • 258 Amy Pinkrose March 24, 2014 at 19:52

        Hehehehehehe 😎 😘

      • 259 Professor VJ Duke March 24, 2014 at 20:04

        Good noodles!

      • 260 Amy Pinkrose March 22, 2014 at 01:28

        What’s the score? Am I winning?

      • 261 Professor VJ Duke March 24, 2014 at 12:56

        No, the professor won 7 to 0.

      • 262 Amy Pinkrose March 24, 2014 at 14:00

        Says WHO? You cannot be serious! You cheat!

      • 263 Professor VJ Duke March 24, 2014 at 19:36

        The professor never does. My favorite team is the Patriots.

      • 264 Amy Pinkrose March 24, 2014 at 19:57

        Mine’s the Yankee’s and I won’t waver. And LadyP always does …

      • 265 Professor VJ Duke March 24, 2014 at 20:05

        Haha! Well…I like the Red Sox!

  17. 266 weggieboy March 14, 2014 at 14:14

    Daddy Salami…what a cur! I agree with ladycheetah7, though, and look forward to Bek in future episodes. ‘Scuse me, BROTHER Bek!

    • 267 Professor VJ Duke March 14, 2014 at 18:02

      Isn’t he! Do you like DS or Bek better?

  18. 268 Angeline M March 14, 2014 at 13:57

    I loved the intro music! And I just knew that Daddy Salami was going to show up somewhere!!!! Ha ha! I just knew it!

    • 269 Professor VJ Duke March 14, 2014 at 18:02

      :lol: And you’re right! Is he your favorite?

      • 270 Angeline M March 14, 2014 at 18:19

        DS is my all time favorite

      • 271 Professor VJ Duke March 14, 2014 at 18:24

        I like him too. Is it the laugh you like?

      • 272 Angeline M March 14, 2014 at 18:44

        Maybe that’s what attracts me to him. But also his schemes.

      • 273 Professor VJ Duke March 15, 2014 at 16:48

        :lol: And his schemes can be down right silly at times, huh?

  19. 274 ladycheetah7 March 14, 2014 at 13:45

    I say, Brother Bek stole the show on this one. He must be an upcoming and rising star in the Punchy Lands. Very good “performance.”

    • 275 Professor VJ Duke March 14, 2014 at 18:02

      Many thanks, Lady. Was he better than MM?

      • 276 ladycheetah7 March 14, 2014 at 20:12

        He could give MM a run for his money.

      • 277 Professor VJ Duke March 15, 2014 at 16:49

        And Mr. R?

      • 278 ladycheetah7 March 15, 2014 at 18:18

        We are only talking about important PLers…..
        :-P

      • 279 Professor VJ Duke March 15, 2014 at 20:19

        Now, Lady, wasn’t that just plumb mean?

      • 280 ladycheetah7 March 16, 2014 at 13:37

        Nope! Lol!

      • 281 Professor VJ Duke March 16, 2014 at 19:19

        Well, it was or I’m not sweet!


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