The PL Times
The Official Punchy Lands’ Newspaper
Monday, March 17, 2014
Section A. Punchy Proverbs:
(1) Thinking is such a hard pastime that the majority of people opt to never give it a go.
(2) When this professor decides to sit and think about a matter, my mind inexplicably wanders. From one thing, to everything. Eventually, it comes full circle. That’s when I decide the original matter really isn’t worth thinking about anyway. [I know: it’s not really a proverb. But that’s all I could do, dadblameit!]
(3) I think, we think. But they don’t think! [Merlin usually says this when he’s teaching. He lectures about animal feet, believe it or not.]
Favorites, Punchy Family?
Section B. The professor speaks:
The professor (and team) are in the process of updating the blog. I feel that this could take about 20 to 65 years. It’s sort of like a medieval project. I’m looking for something to blame.
Section C. What the PL’ers have to say:
A short conversation:
MR. RATHERQUITE: Sir, you’re being rude to the Ladies!
DADDY SALAMI: It’s fun! Ya should try it sometimes, turtle-noodle.
MR. R: Of all the vile things to say—
SALAMI: It’s not even the vilest I can say.
MR. R: It was vile! You, sir, have a filthy mouth. I hope your son doesn’t turn out like you.
SALAMI: That’s why I make him brush his teeth. Hehaha.
Section D. Breaking News:
by J. Freedwoppen
Cashew City is having a makeover. Which means: more delightful ways to eat a cashew nut.
Dr. Zauberer is about in the land. He appears restless. This worries the PL’ers (Punchy Landers, people who live in the Punchy Lands). To make matters worse, Mr. Magi is currently hibernating, so he won’t be much assistance.
Professor VJ Duke made quite a scene this past week at Ruber’s Catering. He hasn’t publicly apologized yet.
Section E. Hearing from the PL Family:
PL family, if you have any questions about the Punchy Lands, characters, or anything Punchy, feel free to comment below.
The Punchy Times principal reporter, J. Freedwoppen, would be more than glad to cover or investigate your query. (Make sure to clearly indicate your question for Mr. Freedwoppen.)
The PL Times!