PUNCHY PARODY: The Beginning of the End (Daddy Olmes)

THE BEGINNING OF THE END
Produced by MicP Studios
Directed by Mic Pencilpoint
Dramatized by Professor VJ Duke
Music by Symphonist Sepperl

Cast:
Daddy Salami as Daddy Olmes
Will Willhelm as Daddy Olmes’ Assistant
Drake as himself.
&
Marlin as himself.

Inspector Daddy Olmes, famed investigator who usually gets nothing done, is back to solve another baffling case.

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281 Responses to “PUNCHY PARODY: The Beginning of the End (Daddy Olmes)”


  1. 1 maryamchahine March 31, 2014 at 16:29

    I loved this! Hilarious! It seems that you read my mind. I was just mentioning about hiring an investigator to find out about the Professor. Daddy Olmes wouldn’t cut it though. Anyway that would be a hopeless case for any investigator I suspect : ) They’d all end up in the insane asylum.

    • 2 Professor VJ Duke March 31, 2014 at 20:54

      *laughing* But Daddy Olmes might. Do you think the professor is that elusive, then?

      • 3 maryamchahine April 1, 2014 at 19:41

        “Extremely elusive” is putting it lightly : )

      • 4 Professor VJ Duke April 2, 2014 at 12:22

        Oh my! The professor is an open book.

      • 5 maryamchahine April 2, 2014 at 17:18

        So where does the professor live exactly : ) ?

      • 6 Professor VJ Duke April 2, 2014 at 17:24

        Well, in the US. *smiles*

      • 7 maryamchahine April 2, 2014 at 17:55

        Yep. I knew it. That’s all the answer I was going to get : )

      • 8 Professor VJ Duke April 3, 2014 at 02:04

        In PA! How’s that?

      • 9 maryamchahine April 3, 2014 at 05:26

        That’s better. Thanks, professor : )

      • 10 Professor VJ Duke April 4, 2014 at 01:23

        The professor is an open book!

  2. 11 Bethy March 31, 2014 at 13:44

    That was funny! Will’s laugh made me giggle. It reminded me of something…almost. I can’t quite put my finger on it. Maybe a doorbell?

    • 12 Professor VJ Duke March 31, 2014 at 20:28

      *laughs* Yes! It does sound like that. I think it makes DS cranky that he shoots in the house, you know.

      • 13 Bethy April 1, 2014 at 16:08

        Well you know…that would make me cranky too. In fact, I get cranky when people run around playing superman in the house especially before I’ve had my coffee.

      • 14 Professor VJ Duke April 1, 2014 at 18:40

        *laughs* Gee, that’s fun to do…

      • 15 Bethy April 3, 2014 at 15:13

        It’s lovely doing it outside. Same as guns going off.

      • 16 Professor VJ Duke April 4, 2014 at 02:00

        Does Princess do it?

      • 17 Bethy April 4, 2014 at 13:21

        shoot off guns? No, not yet. But she does play superman/girl…I think it’s a new thing from hanging out with kids at school.

      • 18 Professor VJ Duke April 4, 2014 at 13:35

        Does she have a cape? I always loved my tattered black cape.

      • 19 Bethy April 8, 2014 at 14:08

        She uses whatever is close to hand! Usually a ratty looking towel, but she’s used sheets, blankets…anything really. Maybe I should make her a cape.

      • 20 Professor VJ Duke April 8, 2014 at 23:58

        Aw, yeah! Make it black or read, too. Funnily enough, I always wanted a sheet to use…

      • 21 Bethy April 14, 2014 at 22:15

        actually we had an old sheet and my handy husband made her one out of it. It’s white, although if we gave her a choice she’d probably want pink.

      • 22 Professor VJ Duke April 15, 2014 at 19:19

        Try to convince her that black is the best.

      • 23 Bethy April 16, 2014 at 20:08

        You know unless the Princess wants to be convinced you are absolutely wasting your breath. You can give it a try though.

      • 24 Professor VJ Duke April 16, 2014 at 20:26

        *laughing* You have to admire that in her, though.

      • 25 Bethy April 16, 2014 at 20:28

        Well of course. That’s why she’s the Princess
        She does come by her strong will honestly I have to say.

      • 26 Professor VJ Duke April 16, 2014 at 20:33

        For sure. I should try and emulate that will, you know.

      • 27 Bethy April 17, 2014 at 14:28

        You should ? You don’t have a strong will? There’s plenty of it around here.

      • 28 Professor VJ Duke April 17, 2014 at 16:17

        I’ve got a professorish will, I suppose. Lucky you! (Or maybe not, I guess!)

      • 29 Bethy April 18, 2014 at 18:57

        What does it mean to have a professorish will?
        Haha. It depends on the day, sometimes its hard to get along with each other that’s true. But I know a strong will be all for the better when the Princess grows up.

      • 30 Professor VJ Duke April 21, 2014 at 12:56

        It will! I’m not sure about a professorish will at all, but I know I have it.

      • 31 Bethy May 5, 2014 at 10:29

        I do understand actually.

      • 32 Professor VJ Duke May 5, 2014 at 13:07

        *laughs*

  3. 33 Painting Pundit March 29, 2014 at 14:02

    I’m hoping for big things from DS on this one. The ICSU definitely needs to go. Maybe DS can consult on other similar cases in the future if he is successful on this one. I’ll keep hoping.
    Will and his gun are a bit out of control but could be useful. Marlin seems to be the only one with any sense.

    • 34 Professor VJ Duke March 31, 2014 at 12:29

      Yes, yes, for sure. I’m pulling for DS. And I wouldn’t want to be the ICSU at this point! I think DS is coming–with a fury!

      I agree. Marlin is the smartest one. And Will could be of help against the ICSU.

  4. 35 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister March 29, 2014 at 13:33

    I think I should take shooting lessons from Will. NOT! In the house of all places. Sounds like a mess to me, Duke. :) ( What’s up with Will? Is he like Beeker from the Muppets? *laughs* )

    I wasn’t expecting to see hear from Salami. A surprise for sure.

    Did y’all do something different this week. The sound quality was so crisp and rich in tone, if that makes sense. (doorbell and gun shots) Anyway, well done!

    • 36 Professor VJ Duke March 31, 2014 at 12:28

      *laughs* Yes, the professor wouldn’t recommend shooting in the house. It is a mess! (I’m not sure what’s with him. What do you suppose?)

      Now why was this?

      Aw, thanks, Audith! (I think the studio is getting better all the way around. And it does make sense. Only the professor rarely does.)

      • 37 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister March 31, 2014 at 15:18

        *still ponders* (I haven’t a clue, Duke.)

        *raises her shoulders up and down*

        Welcome, my dear.

      • 38 Professor VJ Duke March 31, 2014 at 20:44

        Yes, me either. But I bet in time you’ll know what’s what.

        *the professor tries to do that*

        Dear? You can’t be serious!

      • 39 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister March 31, 2014 at 22:16

        Yes, and I shall wait to be told.

        *she loves when he tries*

        Yes, polar bear? Yes, Shrub?

      • 40 Professor VJ Duke April 1, 2014 at 02:30

        By who?

        *can’t quite get the hang of it*

        *laughs* How about…well, I actually like dear. Quick the pillow!

      • 41 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 1, 2014 at 04:13

        Whomever is writing the story…? Correct?

        *laughs and punches you in the arm*

        *smiles* Me too. We’re still in the pillow. But keep your eyes closed. You’ve made us both blush.

      • 42 Professor VJ Duke April 1, 2014 at 18:09

        I think that’s right. But I’m conflicted.

        *blocks out of habit, then asks if you’re okay*

        Goodness! You’re such a rascal for causing that!

      • 43 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 1, 2014 at 20:11

        You want my side…don’t you. I must think if I should tell you what I think is going on.

        *laughs as I hold my fair hand* *she should know better than to punch a boxer*

        Me causing…you did it!

      • 44 Professor VJ Duke April 2, 2014 at 12:30

        I’d love to hear it…you could email it to me if you prefer…I like secrets, you know.

        *he only boxes at times* *and he’s really sweet and heartless*

        I admit it, yes!

      • 45 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 2, 2014 at 20:00

        You’d never find me in all your emails…

        (I know…twas building you up)*currently believes you are sweet, but hearless she does not*

        *admits to calling you Dear*

      • 46 Professor VJ Duke April 3, 2014 at 02:10

        *shock* Of course I would! (I’m not that absent, you know… *laughs* ) No matter how busy I get–and busy is just a word–I’ll always have time for the PF. Especially awesome friends like Miss Audith. (See how I directed it away from you, so it would be easier?)

        Heartless…I’m not sure, really. Maybe you’re right.

        *grabs the pillow*

      • 47 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 3, 2014 at 02:26

        *folders her arms and gives a pouty look* Wonders now why she should have to be the one to email you…twas your idea. (I saw that..thank you. You know me well…)

        I am always right, Duketh.

        *wonders about the state of our pillow* Tis taking a beating, Duke.

      • 48 Professor VJ Duke April 3, 2014 at 02:29

        Only if you want. No pressure. But you should. If you want. (I do!)

        And the Duke is righter!

        I think it’s got a hole. Can you mend it?

      • 49 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 3, 2014 at 03:01

        I agree. Only if you want. No pressure. But you should. If you want.
        …waiting for bravery and I should have the idea formed, since that is what you want, but doesn’t , as well. (Yeah, you do. )

        I wish Duke was here somewhere so we could get to the point a bit quicker.

        Too much fighting over it. *grabs her mending basket like she has one*

      • 50 Professor VJ Duke April 4, 2014 at 01:19

        *laughing* Audith! You lost me. I fell in a pit, I think.

        You mean, person to person?

        *grabs katana* We could make a bigger hole?

      • 51 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 4, 2014 at 02:27

        *wonders if we could be as funny over email* Duke…Duke…Duke…watch out, I’m coming down. Catch the pillow!

        Yeah, I do.

        *wanna* Okay! *runs back to you and grabs the pillow*

      • 52 Professor VJ Duke April 4, 2014 at 13:20

        Probably not! *laughing* Come on, then!

        It would be coolio…

        *hands you the katana*

      • 53 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 4, 2014 at 15:54

        Yes, uh huh!! *laughs along with you* You come on…do it.

        Yeah *grins appropriately*

        *looks mesmerized*

      • 54 Professor VJ Duke April 4, 2014 at 19:02

        Email you, you mean?

        All grins a rotten, you know.

        Um…Me too.

      • 55 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 4, 2014 at 20:06

        I don’t know what I mean. I’ve lost it.

        I do now.

        *I think it’s because you burned the pillow right before our eyes*

      • 56 Professor VJ Duke April 7, 2014 at 13:00

        Me too. But you’re welcome to email me.

        Good! *smiles like a fox*

        Maybe we should have a funeral…

      • 57 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 7, 2014 at 15:47

        Oh yes, that’s right. Emailing you that was the suggestion.

        *smiles sweetly*

        Really? How would you?

      • 58 Professor VJ Duke April 8, 2014 at 01:26

        Oh yes. That’s right.

        *knowing that it’s impossible to do the same thing*

        We should burn the ashes.

      • 59 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 8, 2014 at 02:17

        Yes

        *figures it truly isn’t*

        Yeah, or spread them somewhere amazing.

      • 60 Professor VJ Duke April 8, 2014 at 22:49

        On top of a mountain, perhaps.

      • 61 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 9, 2014 at 02:58

        Perhaps, Duke. Which one?

      • 62 Professor VJ Duke April 9, 2014 at 18:31

        Mount Zezny.

      • 63 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 9, 2014 at 19:51

        I’ll have to go visit Mt. Zezny to pay respects to our pillow?
        *needs the ka-bar now*

      • 64 Professor VJ Duke April 10, 2014 at 01:17

        I threw it out since you didn’t like it. And you would need something to go up there.

      • 65 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 10, 2014 at 01:36

        Threw it out? How far…? *giggles*
        Like what???

      • 66 Professor VJ Duke April 10, 2014 at 19:30

        A weapon of some sort. I threw it about a few inches, so I could get it again.

      • 67 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 10, 2014 at 20:16

        Some sort, not coming to me with anything in mind, Sir?
        *laughs* There it is.

      • 68 Professor VJ Duke April 10, 2014 at 20:22

        Yes, right there… How about a crossbow?

      • 69 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 10, 2014 at 20:48

        Do I have to stay calm when trying to shoot that? I may need help and I’m not sure I can handle you being too close, you may distract me* I can’t have arrows shooting all over the place.

      • 70 Professor VJ Duke April 11, 2014 at 18:06

        Well, pretend I’m not here. Yes, you’ve got to be calm and steady. But I never shot one.

      • 71 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 11, 2014 at 20:07

        Okay, that seems easy enough. I don’t really want to shoot that thing anyway, Duke.

      • 72 Professor VJ Duke April 11, 2014 at 22:34

        Me neither. *throws it away and picks up a book*

      • 73 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 12, 2014 at 00:37

        *laughs* *shimmys in and looks over his shoulder* Whatcha reading ’bout, Duke?

      • 74 Professor VJ Duke April 14, 2014 at 12:36

        Pride and Prejudice. Wondering how to rip it till it bleeds. Isn’t that glorious?

      • 75 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 14, 2014 at 14:04

        Just rip it and allow Darcy to come to me. *thanks you sweetly*

      • 76 Professor VJ Duke April 14, 2014 at 18:15

        You like Darby?

      • 77 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 14, 2014 at 19:14

        *begins dreaming of Darcy* Ask me later. Well, in all honesty, it would have been Bingley who would have caught my eye, but Darcy that would have stolen my heart.

      • 78 Professor VJ Duke April 15, 2014 at 17:47

        Oh…this is an emergency. I’ll tell you the true story, then. Both Darby and Bing were killers. Darby popped Lizio off and Bing popped Jane off. That’s the truth there.

      • 79 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 15, 2014 at 18:32

        *You’re such a romantic*

      • 80 Professor VJ Duke April 15, 2014 at 19:32

        *shock* *?* How is that possible?

      • 81 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 15, 2014 at 20:05

        I think your vicious nature rubbed off on me…

      • 82 Professor VJ Duke April 16, 2014 at 00:41

        I bet it feels good!

      • 83 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 16, 2014 at 03:29

        You’re…wouldn’t you like to know!

      • 84 Professor VJ Duke April 16, 2014 at 19:57

        Yes, I would very mucheth!

      • 85 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 16, 2014 at 20:38

        *considers* Rubbing it back over to you..

      • 86 Professor VJ Duke April 17, 2014 at 15:51

        I taught you too well, I think.

      • 87 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 17, 2014 at 17:08

        Yes. You are the professor. I am no longer the student, is that what you’re saying? *smiles excitedly*

      • 88 Professor VJ Duke April 18, 2014 at 15:29

        Something like that, yes. Oh dear, you know.

      • 89 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 18, 2014 at 15:57

        I could start failing miserably, if you’d like.

      • 90 Professor VJ Duke April 18, 2014 at 16:31

        I like you just how you are!

      • 91 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 18, 2014 at 16:45

        Just as I am?

      • 92 Professor VJ Duke April 18, 2014 at 17:10

        Yes.

      • 93 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 18, 2014 at 17:14

        I like you just as you are too, Duke,

      • 94 Professor VJ Duke April 18, 2014 at 17:48

        Look! I see a turtle.

      • 95 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 20, 2014 at 05:49

        Oooo, Duke, it’s eating your grass for you. How sweet!

      • 96 Professor VJ Duke April 21, 2014 at 13:13

        Let’s catch it and put it in my pond!

      • 97 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 21, 2014 at 13:50

        Okay! How should we go about it? Lasso it and walk it towards your pond, or shall we carry it. Maybe we could ride him over to the pond. Tis a nice day for a ride. ( A beautiful day for a ride by the bay, Duke.)

      • 98 Professor VJ Duke April 21, 2014 at 20:40

        I’m sure he’s not vicious. Perhaps we should just pick him up? The bay sounds nice.

      • 99 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 21, 2014 at 20:46

        Go for it then, pick him up.

      • 100 Professor VJ Duke April 21, 2014 at 21:12

        Oh dear…

      • 101 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 21, 2014 at 21:32

        Well, it was your suggestion. I’m not carrying him to the pond.

      • 102 Professor VJ Duke April 22, 2014 at 13:53

        I’m rather sure he isn’t a snapping turtle…

      • 103 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 22, 2014 at 15:45

        How sure…why aren’t you approaching it? Hmm…

      • 104 Professor VJ Duke April 23, 2014 at 00:31

        You’ve feared me now!

      • 105 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 23, 2014 at 02:52

        Yes, but you as a warrior must pick the turtle up. For my safety, you see?

      • 106 Professor VJ Duke April 23, 2014 at 18:27

        Oh, they can’t run fast.

      • 107 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 23, 2014 at 19:57

        Then you should have no trouble getting him straight to the pond. *stands her ground*

      • 108 Professor VJ Duke April 24, 2014 at 14:16

        He doesn’t like to be carried. Yes! that’s it.

      • 109 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 24, 2014 at 19:20

        *gives up on you and grabs her butterfly net* The pond needs some dragonflies.

      • 110 Professor VJ Duke April 24, 2014 at 23:20

        I hunt those, that’s why we’re low on those.

      • 111 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 25, 2014 at 02:44

        HEY! *throws the net over your head*

      • 112 Professor VJ Duke April 25, 2014 at 13:13

        *thinking you may have caught one*

      • 113 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 25, 2014 at 19:33

        I did! *happy*

      • 114 Professor VJ Duke April 26, 2014 at 15:52

        You did!

      • 115 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 26, 2014 at 21:13

        *smiles proudly* Isn’t he something!?!

      • 116 Professor VJ Duke April 27, 2014 at 19:03

        Yes, but his wing is broken.

      • 117 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 27, 2014 at 23:31

        What’d you do to your wing???

      • 118 Professor VJ Duke April 28, 2014 at 14:46

        I’m not him!

      • 119 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 28, 2014 at 19:18

        You’re not? How come…

      • 120 Professor VJ Duke April 28, 2014 at 19:32

        Well, I’m not a type of fly, you see. Rat? Maybe.

      • 121 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 28, 2014 at 19:40

        A rat…but those gross me out. Why are you a rat?

      • 122 Professor VJ Duke April 28, 2014 at 19:45

        I’m not sure. Now that you ask…

      • 123 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 28, 2014 at 19:52

        You do too…you once told me it was a nickname or something.. Something Rat or Rat something…

      • 124 Professor VJ Duke April 28, 2014 at 20:07

        Yes, that’s right. I remember this.

      • 125 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 28, 2014 at 20:13

        *figures you didn’t*

      • 126 Professor VJ Duke April 28, 2014 at 20:26

        Oh I do. *laughs*

      • 127 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 28, 2014 at 20:35

        *laughs* *shakes her head at you*
        *begins reading her magazine*

      • 128 Professor VJ Duke April 29, 2014 at 17:21

        *wonders what sort of magazine it is*

      • 129 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 29, 2014 at 19:22

        *allows the first magazine to hit the floor whilst the other one she’s really reading is shown*

      • 130 Professor VJ Duke April 29, 2014 at 21:59

        Which is? Dadblameit!

      • 131 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 30, 2014 at 00:39

        Cryptoquip puzzle magazine….
        I’m so embarrassed
        *hides her face*

      • 132 Professor VJ Duke April 30, 2014 at 15:53

        Never heard of it, but it sounds like my type of thing, you know!

      • 133 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 30, 2014 at 20:08

        http://www.cryptoquote-cryptogram-puzzles.com

        A letter mystery…you’d need something challenging, I’m sure. I’ve never done any on that website, but just a glance at what it is. I prefer the paper and pencil routine.

      • 134 Professor VJ Duke May 1, 2014 at 12:55

        I think it’s always better when you can hold it..

      • 135 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister May 1, 2014 at 15:39

        Do you now?

      • 136 Professor VJ Duke May 1, 2014 at 20:11

        Well, yes…

      • 137 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister May 1, 2014 at 20:20

        I think so, too.

      • 138 Professor VJ Duke May 1, 2014 at 20:28

        That a man–I mean, lady.

      • 139 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister May 1, 2014 at 20:40

        You’re being wicked today!

      • 140 Professor VJ Duke May 2, 2014 at 12:45

        I’m just full of spice.

      • 141 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister May 2, 2014 at 18:16

        I wonder about that, you know…

      • 142 Professor VJ Duke May 2, 2014 at 21:04

        Oh do you…?!

      • 143 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister May 3, 2014 at 05:10

        Yes, I do…!

      • 144 Professor VJ Duke May 3, 2014 at 19:08

        And why, pray?

      • 145 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister May 3, 2014 at 20:33

        She has no idea.

      • 146 Professor VJ Duke May 5, 2014 at 12:56

        *laughs* Perfect reason!

      • 147 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister May 5, 2014 at 13:35

        It is? A constant wonder, for sure.
        (This feed is fantastically long. What will people think, Duke. I feel horrible about it…)

      • 148 Professor VJ Duke May 5, 2014 at 17:36

        Horrible? Don’t worry about such things! No one cares what people think anyway.

      • 149 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister May 5, 2014 at 19:16

        But…
        I think most people care what other people think. I should stop doing that, I think.

      • 150 Professor VJ Duke May 5, 2014 at 23:21

        We all think too much.

      • 151 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister May 5, 2014 at 23:47

        Yes. Just do it!

      • 152 Professor VJ Duke May 6, 2014 at 12:39

        Do what?

      • 153 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister May 6, 2014 at 13:56

        That, up there.

      • 154 Professor VJ Duke May 6, 2014 at 15:49

        About it being too long?

      • 155 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister May 6, 2014 at 19:11

        Yes, maybe, but you know best.

      • 156 Professor VJ Duke May 6, 2014 at 23:13

        It’s fine with me!

      • 157 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister May 7, 2014 at 00:03

        Stop yelling at me!! *smiles*

      • 158 Professor VJ Duke May 7, 2014 at 14:03

        *laughs* My “!” indicate excitement!

      • 159 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister May 7, 2014 at 19:56

        *laughs* I know, but I love being able to say that to you.

      • 160 Professor VJ Duke May 7, 2014 at 23:44

        The professor only hollers very rarely and when he feel like it, you know.

      • 161 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister May 8, 2014 at 01:50

        Yes, and when you do everyone pays attention. Right? I would…

      • 162 Professor VJ Duke May 8, 2014 at 14:36

        I’m not sure. I usually never holler, really. The professor has a commanding presence! *laughs* That’s just wrong.

      • 163 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister May 8, 2014 at 14:58

        *laughs* You must believe it to see it, Duke….

      • 164 Professor VJ Duke May 8, 2014 at 15:11

        I suppose. I don’t know!

      • 165 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister May 8, 2014 at 15:15

        *laughs*

      • 166 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 14, 2014 at 14:04

        Just rip it and allow Darcy to come to me, Duke. *thanks you sweetly*

  5. 167 lifeconfusions March 29, 2014 at 10:53

    Hey, Sorry professor, I’ve some problem with youtube, can you please copy paste the link of your video here, So I can see it !

    • 168 Jazzy Couldren March 30, 2014 at 19:16

      Hey, here’s the link. I doesn’t know when the ole professor might done see the comment, so I’s do it for you. :}

      • 169 Jazzy Couldren March 30, 2014 at 19:19

        That didn’t done work so well… It embedded it automatically… :}

      • 170 Professor VJ Duke March 31, 2014 at 12:32

        Thanks, MM, for trying. I appreciate it. And you saved me from making the same mistake!

      • 171 lifeconfusions April 1, 2014 at 15:51

        Hey Jazzy, Thanks a bunch ! :)

      • 172 Jazzy Couldren April 1, 2014 at 17:37

        :} You is welcome. :}

    • 173 Professor VJ Duke March 31, 2014 at 12:08

      http:// youtu.be/BuP7Unsl8eo Sure thing! Just put the url together. Let me know if it works. If not, shoot me an email, and I’ll try and send it to you!

      • 174 lifeconfusions April 1, 2014 at 16:31

        It worked yes !
        Thank you Mr.Professor. The video was so good. Is there going to be sequel for it? :)

      • 175 Professor VJ Duke April 1, 2014 at 18:41

        Awesome! My pleasure, and yes. There will be. Not sure when. There’s a new vid every Friday though. I’ll make sure to post the link for you, too!

      • 176 lifeconfusions April 2, 2014 at 18:23

        Thank you Professor, I’ll be looking forward to it :)

      • 177 Professor VJ Duke April 3, 2014 at 02:05

        Thank you, Zee!

    • 178 Jazzy Couldren March 31, 2014 at 19:32

      I’s cranky now.

      • 179 Professor VJ Duke March 31, 2014 at 20:58

        No reason to be!

  6. 180 Julie Harris March 28, 2014 at 22:39

    Love the new assistant! That’s quite a laugh he’s got!

    • 181 Professor VJ Duke March 31, 2014 at 11:47

      It is! The professor can’t decide if I like it or not. *smiles*

  7. 182 The Dancing Rider March 28, 2014 at 20:43

    I love Daddy Olme’s reactions to Will (and Will has QUITE an annoying ding dong laugh!). I like Will though, despite his … tendency to fire weapons!

    Ha, ha, attacking sewers. Right then! ;-)

    • 183 Professor VJ Duke March 28, 2014 at 22:36

      Personally, I love Will’s laugh! Not sure why, though. And, yes, he loves his guns.

      It’s a good thing DS didn’t buy that, don’t you think?

      • 184 The Dancing Rider March 29, 2014 at 13:19

        Oh yes! I do like Will — I like that he annoys DS, too! ;-) Must admit though, almost felt sorry for DS….

      • 185 Professor VJ Duke March 31, 2014 at 12:27

        Yes, well, he shouldn’t have got rid of Ratson, then, I think. *smiles like a professor*

      • 186 The Dancing Rider March 31, 2014 at 13:30

        Oh my, professor. Wicked smile. Serves DS right then!

      • 187 Professor VJ Duke March 31, 2014 at 20:20

        Maybe he’ll kill Will in the end. (love your wicked smile)

  8. 188 ladycheetah7 March 28, 2014 at 17:45

    Will is coolio. Finally there is someone who gets on Daddy Olmes nerves. Lol! By the what happened to Olme’s sidekick?

    • 189 Susan P March 28, 2014 at 17:57

      He might have someone to get on his nerves, but he keeps getting on everyone else’s nerves.

      • 190 ladycheetah7 March 28, 2014 at 17:58

        Exactly!

      • 191 Susan P March 28, 2014 at 18:03

        :D

    • 192 Professor VJ Duke March 28, 2014 at 18:58

      Will is coolio. And he likes his guns. But didn’t you feel bad for Olmes–just a bit, Lady!

      Ratson? Rumor is that Olmes did him in. In The Riddle Game episode, I believe.

      • 193 ladycheetah7 March 28, 2014 at 19:01

        Not even a little bit.
        Oh, that’s right. I couldn’t recall the episode. Well if you do your own partner in then sending Will is sweet revenge.

      • 194 Professor VJ Duke March 28, 2014 at 22:23

        Haha! Yes, even this sweet professor might want to destroy him.

  9. 195 PorterGirl March 28, 2014 at 16:12

    Oh dear me poor Olmes. He must be so bored with no cases to solve. He should pop over to Old College, I could certainly use his help…

    This was fabulous, very funny indeed. I like Will, although he is probably very difficult as an assistant! I cannot wait to see how this turns out :)

    • 196 Professor VJ Duke March 28, 2014 at 18:56

      Yes, you could! It’s buys over there as of now, huh?

      Thanks, Lucy! :) Yes, Will is a good chap, I think.

  10. 197 Angeline M March 28, 2014 at 15:26

    Daddy Olmes has some work to do; watch out ICSU, it’s the end of the beginning for you…or is it the beginning of the end, I’m so confused now. Oh, well…let’s just say it’s curtains for them.

    • 198 Professor VJ Duke March 28, 2014 at 18:55

      Haha! Yeah, that part confused me too! Do you think DS will bring down the ICSU?

      • 199 Angeline M March 28, 2014 at 19:37

        Absolutely

      • 200 Professor VJ Duke March 28, 2014 at 22:24

        That’s such a professorish word, you know.

  11. 201 Anja March 28, 2014 at 14:00

    Still Daddy Holmes? I was thinking something else was coming. :)

    • 202 Professor VJ Duke March 28, 2014 at 18:55

      Well, rats! I promised 10 episodes. That was #9. Are you getting sick of it?

      • 203 Anja March 28, 2014 at 18:59

        Promised? Why? I was hoping something new because the new stuff has been good and change is inevitable in life.

      • 204 Professor VJ Duke March 28, 2014 at 18:59

        Well…I don’t know! Are you cranky with the professor? Sure. What would you like?

      • 205 Anja March 28, 2014 at 19:01

        Cranky with the professor? Nope. However I am battling a cold.

      • 206 Professor VJ Duke March 28, 2014 at 22:23

        No! You don’t have a soar throat, do you? I hate those dadblame things!

      • 207 Anja March 28, 2014 at 23:15

        Yes and it’s miserable

      • 208 Professor VJ Duke March 31, 2014 at 11:47

        I hate those dadblame things. Hopefully you’re feeling better now. Do you still play skits for your students?

      • 209 Anja March 31, 2014 at 11:54

        Depends on what they are….I skipped Lord of the Flies :)

      • 210 Professor VJ Duke March 31, 2014 at 12:33

        I would have too. It was dadblamery. What would you like to see next?

      • 211 Anja March 31, 2014 at 12:56

        I enjoyed it but didn’t want kids repeating they were watching lord of the flies. Lol would be hard to explain.
        Next? I have no ideas.

      • 212 Professor VJ Duke March 31, 2014 at 20:11

        Not one single idea? I don’t believe it! But we have some great stuff coming.

      • 213 Anja March 31, 2014 at 21:01

        My head is still foggy with the flu. No ideas :(

      • 214 Professor VJ Duke March 31, 2014 at 21:03

        Anja! That’s horrible. Hope you get over that bugger soon. I was struck in early January. Are you watching a movie? You should. It’s a great thing to do when one has the flu.

      • 215 Anja March 31, 2014 at 21:04

        I have spent the entire weekend watching the Sons of Anarchy series.

      • 216 Professor VJ Duke March 31, 2014 at 21:05

        Coolio. How do you find it?

      • 217 Anja March 31, 2014 at 21:06

        Netflix

      • 218 Professor VJ Duke March 31, 2014 at 21:07

        I mean, do you like it?

      • 219 Anja March 31, 2014 at 22:13

        Love it

      • 220 Professor VJ Duke April 1, 2014 at 02:27

        Wowawee. Never seen it.

      • 221 Anja April 1, 2014 at 11:23

        You should catch up and watch the old seasons before it begins again in September.

      • 222 Professor VJ Duke April 1, 2014 at 18:11

        I’ll have to see if I can find it!

  12. 223 laugraeva March 28, 2014 at 13:53

    You should voice children’s cartoon characters; that was amazing.
    Daddy Salami is my new voice crush (yeah that’s a thing).

    • 224 Professor VJ Duke March 28, 2014 at 18:54

      Hi! And thanks so much! There’s a new Punchy Aurtoon every Friday, you know. So you can hear DS again!

      A voice crush… The professor didn’t know it existed. Do you like his laugh?

      • 225 laugraeva March 29, 2014 at 09:25

        I like his weird little phrases! Especially “cur”!
        “Ya heard what I said cur!”
        Who makes these with you?

      • 226 Professor VJ Duke March 31, 2014 at 12:07

        *smiling* DS certainly has awesome phrases. The MicP Studios team. (Just hover over the MicP Studios page to see their profiles.) Isn’t cur a great insult?

      • 227 laugraeva March 31, 2014 at 17:25

        Haha is that what it is? Brilliant!
        So real people are the MicP Studios team, or is that another mystery?

      • 228 Professor VJ Duke March 31, 2014 at 20:55

        Of course they’re real! Do you find it a mystery? The characters are the voices.

      • 229 laugraeva March 31, 2014 at 21:22

        So they are all your mates that come over and record shows?

      • 230 Professor VJ Duke April 1, 2014 at 02:13

        Well…depends. There’s a studio, and that’s about the right idea. I mean, all the voices can’t be one person, you know!

      • 231 laugraeva April 1, 2014 at 14:57

        They might be. I think you’re trying to throw me off the scent!

      • 232 Professor VJ Duke April 1, 2014 at 18:33

        Some say the professor is elusive. Do you think so? (I can’t let you figure out, you know! But I think you might…)

      • 233 laugraeva April 1, 2014 at 18:35

        Yes I do!
        I think I’m on to you Prof

      • 234 Professor VJ Duke April 1, 2014 at 18:50

        Oh dear! Really? How so?

      • 235 laugraeva April 1, 2014 at 18:55

        You’re mysterious cloud doesn’t fog my brilliant mind!

      • 236 Professor VJ Duke April 1, 2014 at 19:03

        That’s what I’m worried about, dadblameit!

      • 237 laugraeva April 1, 2014 at 19:05

        -insert evil laugh here-

      • 238 Professor VJ Duke April 2, 2014 at 12:21

        I love evil laughs.

  13. 239 FictionFan March 28, 2014 at 13:47

    Olmes!!!!! Yay!!!!!!!

    I almost feel sorry for poor Olmes – bet he wishes he hadn’t been so mean to Ratson now! But Will is too great a punishment even for the wicked Sausage – I suspect it won’t be long before DS is getting that knife out again…

    Brilliant as always, Prof and team! (I do love Marlin’s voice very, very much…) And a true cliffhanger ending….ooh! Can’t wait to see what nefarious scheme Olmes comes up with this time…

    *great big smile and lots of chucklies*

    • 240 Professor VJ Duke March 28, 2014 at 18:54

      *smiles as big as the moon can*

      Poor Will! You must like him a bit?

      Aw, thanks, FEF! (Awesome! I cast him again, ’cause I knew you liked him.)

      Chucklies…I’m going have to try to do those…

      • 241 FictionFan March 28, 2014 at 23:48

        Totally, utterly c&a!!

        I’m afraid his charms entirely eluded me on this first meeting…but perhaps he’ll grow on me with better acquaintance…

        *big smile but not nearly as c&a as the Professor’s smile* (Thanks, C-W-W! You’re too good to me, you know – I’ll get spoiled! He’s lovely…)

        I do them pretty much every Friday!

      • 242 Professor VJ Duke March 31, 2014 at 12:02

        The moon?

        Well, I shall pop him in just so you like him. The anniversary is coming up and I’ve got too much work. I think I’ll let Mic do everything.

        *wishing he could frown too* (Isn’t a spoiled FEF a happy one? *smiles* )

        I do them every time I have speaks with you!

      • 243 FictionFan March 31, 2014 at 16:06

        The expression! (And C-W-W, of course…)

        Do! Especially if it’ll annoy DS *wicked chuckle* But can you trust Mic? He tries, bless his little socks, but can he handle the pressure?

        (Yes! *contented smile*)

        Ditto! *big smile*

      • 244 Professor VJ Duke March 31, 2014 at 20:52

        The moon is a barbaric place full of white apes, I’ll bet.

        Yes, Mic is the man. Where would I be without him? Mighty scarce, sir, mighty scarce.

        (I know! I’m such a genius.)

        *bigger smile*

      • 245 FictionFan April 1, 2014 at 01:23

        We should go and see…bring the katana to be on the safe side. I’ll bring chocolate…for energy…

        Where indeed? Why, it would be like losing a part of yourself…

        (You are! It’s a wonder you can ever find hats big enough…)

      • 246 Professor VJ Duke April 1, 2014 at 02:42

        No, no. We’ll bring eggs. And eat ’em raw.

        *laughs* It would, actually! We’re close.

        (I hate hats!)

      • 247 FictionFan April 1, 2014 at 15:10

        You eat eggs – I’ll stick with chocolate.

        Very!

        (Don’t believe you!)

      • 248 Professor VJ Duke April 1, 2014 at 18:37

        But you won’t build muscles that way!

        Spit-tooey!

        (Well…I like my fisherman’s hats.)

      • 249 FictionFan April 1, 2014 at 23:50

        Do I strike you as the type of girlie who wants to build muscles?

        *likes that…a lot*

        (And your baseball caps…but really the Professor should wear a hard hat to protect him from the vicious trees…)

      • 250 Professor VJ Duke April 2, 2014 at 12:54

        Umm…no…but still…

        *smiles* Thank you, FEF!

        *laughing lots* No! I won’t be so clumsy in the future…

  14. 251 Susan P March 28, 2014 at 13:47

    Holy macaroni! That fade in and out at the beginning nearly blinded me. Next week I will take precautions before I hit play.

    Apart from that, it was a great video – I laughed so loud that Teddy looked at me as if to say, “Dude, it couldn’t be THAT funny.”

    And as for sewers…sometimes they do attack with no reason…especially if there is a clown down there.

    • 252 PorterGirl March 28, 2014 at 16:10

      Eeek! Clowns in the sewers!!

      • 253 Susan P March 28, 2014 at 17:56

        I know, right? And strewn liberally through many books of a certain author.

      • 254 Professor VJ Duke March 28, 2014 at 18:58

        But who?

      • 255 Susan P March 28, 2014 at 19:57

        Are you practicing to be an owl?

      • 256 Professor VJ Duke March 28, 2014 at 22:35

        What kind of owl?

      • 257 Susan P March 29, 2014 at 13:13

        A Whoot owl.

      • 258 Professor VJ Duke March 31, 2014 at 12:26

        Never heard of that one, you know.

      • 259 Susan P March 31, 2014 at 14:01

        They hide behind your car and fly over them and drop presents.

      • 260 Professor VJ Duke March 31, 2014 at 20:37

        Hmm…they sound like dadblameries.

      • 261 Susan P March 31, 2014 at 23:51

        Quite possible.

      • 262 Professor VJ Duke April 1, 2014 at 02:36

        So you say!

      • 263 Professor VJ Duke March 28, 2014 at 18:56

        Is it scary, Lucy?

      • 264 PorterGirl March 28, 2014 at 22:28

        Super scarey. Clowns – a bit scarey. Sewers – somewhat scarey. But together – EEEEKKK!

      • 265 Professor VJ Duke March 28, 2014 at 22:38

        Oh dear! The professor would destroy the clown for you, then! (Not sure what to do about the sewer. Maybe send Spiderman down?)

      • 266 PorterGirl March 31, 2014 at 04:36

        :D

    • 267 Professor VJ Duke March 28, 2014 at 18:53

      Did it? How so, madam?

      Can you convince Teddy to laugh too? He looks like a playful chap.

      Oh goodness! That’s true… Did he do that once? The Penny-thing?

      • 268 Susan P March 28, 2014 at 19:56

        How so? It was like wearing someone else’s spectacles.

        Teddy smiles sometimes, but he’s a little missing his brother now.

        Yes, Pennywise the Clown.

      • 269 Professor VJ Duke March 28, 2014 at 22:35

        I should try that some time. Is it fun?

        Poor chap. How’s George coming along?

        I laughed so hard at him!

      • 270 Susan P March 29, 2014 at 13:13

        Definitely not fun wearing someone else’s spectacles.

        George is well – he didn’t know Wu for as long as the rest of us. He is keeping me smiling.

        At Pennywise?

      • 271 Professor VJ Duke March 31, 2014 at 12:26

        No, it’s rather dadblamery, I feel.

        He’s a great chap. I hope Susan is doing well, too…

        Yes. But why?

      • 272 Susan P March 31, 2014 at 14:00

        Susan had a minor meltdown last night, but is better this morning. They tell me this is normal. Seems more punchy than normal. It comes of letting one’s fur babies burrow in one’s heart.

      • 273 Professor VJ Duke March 31, 2014 at 20:34

        This is true. It is quite normal. (Everyone is Punchy, I think.)

      • 274 Susan P March 31, 2014 at 23:48

        Yes, but I don’t know what “normal” means.

      • 275 Professor VJ Duke April 1, 2014 at 02:36

        Me neither, sadly.

  15. 276 Simply Skeptical March 28, 2014 at 13:46

    As hard as it is for me to agree with DS alias DO on this one I must. Will is an inept assistant that would most definitely drive me to tears dadblameit!
    Drake is almost as sinister as DS – a good match I think. These skits are so fun! Thanks for this Friday’s worthy entertainment Professor!!

    • 277 Professor VJ Duke March 28, 2014 at 18:52

      Thank you!!! But don’t you sorta like Will?

      • 278 Simply Skeptical March 28, 2014 at 22:25

        Nope. He’d better watch it or Salami, not the most patient of creatures, might grab his gun and do him in too.

      • 279 Professor VJ Duke March 28, 2014 at 22:38

        Poor DS. You know, I really do think he’s sweet–overall. Like me.

  16. 280 L. Marie March 28, 2014 at 13:36

    Love Daddy Olmes’s new assistant! That peculiar laugh! Sounds almost like a weird doorbell.

    • 281 Professor VJ Duke March 28, 2014 at 18:51

      Haha! You’re right: it does. I like Will too. All he focused on is his guns it seems.


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