PUNCHY AURTOON: The Journey’s End

THE JOURNEY’S END
Produced by MicP Studios
Directed by Mic Pencilpoint
Dramatized by Professor VJ Duke & Nicholas Warren
Music by Symphonist Sepperl

Cast:
Schwarz Tauptinker
Manly-Man
Ruber Salami
Zez (PeZ)
&
Daddy Salami

Manly-Man, Schwarz Tauptinker, and Ruber Salami ascend Mount Zezny, the home of the Zez. Danger is brewing and a betrayer is moving.

[Video link: http://youtu.be/KbQcSFRidvo.]

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215 Responses to “PUNCHY AURTOON: The Journey’s End”


  1. 1 Painting Pundit April 5, 2014 at 15:45

    Uh Oh! Was that the end for Ruber? Will DS take out his revenge on MM? Who Zez? A new villain?

    • 2 Professor VJ Duke April 7, 2014 at 13:31

      Well, for now for Ruber. But he’ll return! Well, Zez is a gremlin who lives on a mountain. Does he seem like a bad guy? And DS will probably run away since MM went into Zez’s house.

  2. 3 maryamchahine April 5, 2014 at 08:03

    Love the British accent : ) Really nice voice work there, Professor! I used to impersonate a really good British accent when I was a kid. I watched the Secret Garden obsessively to do it : D So Daddy Salami was trying to make his son into a hitman? For shame! Ruber went for a fine ride down that mountain. I wonder what he found at the bottom.

    • 4 Professor VJ Duke April 7, 2014 at 13:31

      Many thanks! But it’s not the professor, you know… Really? That’s super cool! I used to enjoy the Secret Garden.

      Maybe ice, do you think? Yes, DS was quite mean. Don’t you think he should have helped a bit?

      • 5 maryamchahine April 7, 2014 at 14:28

        Now I’m a bit gardoobuled…missing a bit here. You are not doing the various voices for the characters? The Professor is not doing the voices, but the person behind the Professor is doing all the voices, right? Or is it you and some friends? Or completely foreign voice talent? As you can tell, I’m a bit curious ; D

      • 6 Professor VJ Duke April 8, 2014 at 01:14

        Well, the characters are real. I merely tape their voices. The professor does speak sometimes (like on today’s post). But other than that…isn’t my voice much different from the rest?

      • 7 maryamchahine April 8, 2014 at 05:15

        “Well, the characters are real. I merely tape their voices.” : D I gotta love that line : ) Yes, they are very real!

        Your voice is different. One of my co-workers works in the French department, and he can manipulate his voice in so many ways. The audio engineer also helps a bit using filters, too. Anyway, whatever it is, it is all very good : )

      • 8 Professor VJ Duke April 8, 2014 at 22:58

        Yes, yes! *smiles*

        Well, I’ll tell you this: we rarely add effects to the voices. As a matter of fact, all of the main characters aren’t tampered with at all.

      • 9 maryamchahine April 10, 2014 at 15:49

        That’s very impressive!

      • 10 Professor VJ Duke April 10, 2014 at 20:03

        See? They exist!

      • 11 maryamchahine April 12, 2014 at 11:38

        Yes, yes! You win professor : D

      • 12 Professor VJ Duke April 14, 2014 at 13:00

        It is a wonder, I agree.

  3. 13 The Dancing Rider April 4, 2014 at 21:16

    I don’t feel I know Zez any better – he’s a mystery. I got a huge kick out of DS’s horrible laugh at one point. And of course IT FIGURES he thought Ruber deserved to be thrown off the mountain. I actually gasped when that occurred! I’m sure he will be ok … somehow … because DS cannot live with Ruber! This is one hike I never want to go on. It appear wicked is as wicked does. I think Zez may be.

    • 14 Professor VJ Duke April 7, 2014 at 13:14

      Haha. Well, it was shocking when Ruber went over. Perhaps MM overacted? And DS could have been nicer a bit, I think. He could have helped Ruber more on the mission. Zez might have got MM!

      • 15 The Dancing Rider April 7, 2014 at 13:32

        Zez is scary….. :)

      • 16 Professor VJ Duke April 7, 2014 at 13:42

        Like the professor! *said hopefully*

      • 17 The Dancing Rider April 7, 2014 at 13:47

        Well, professor, sort of I suppose. In an understated way perhaps?

      • 18 Professor VJ Duke April 7, 2014 at 13:48

        Yes, I think you may be right. In a warrior way to. *smiles*

      • 19 The Dancing Rider April 7, 2014 at 13:49

        Of course, with katana in hand!

      • 20 Professor VJ Duke April 8, 2014 at 01:10

        Yes, that’s it! DR, you make me feel warrior-ish!

  4. 21 desertdweller29 April 4, 2014 at 20:52

    Zez sounds like he’s been hanging out with Golem! Lord of the mountain… I’ll have to avoid that hike.

    • 22 Professor VJ Duke April 7, 2014 at 13:12

      It would be scary! But wouldn’t you like to meet him just a bit?

      • 23 desertdweller29 April 7, 2014 at 15:54

        Perhaps. As long as he isn’t feeling too pushy that day!

      • 24 Professor VJ Duke April 8, 2014 at 01:28

        *laughing* Isn’t that the truth! *hands you a cup of cherry tea*

  5. 25 technophile9 April 4, 2014 at 19:17

    Poor Ruber. :( I just love Schwarz’s excuse. Quick thinking at its finest.

    • 26 Professor VJ Duke April 7, 2014 at 12:52

      It sure was. A pity there were no flowers on the mountain, though. I think Ruber maybe deserved it.

  6. 27 Simply Skeptical April 4, 2014 at 18:51

    Folks seem to come and go rather quickly around here. Salami’s so paternal (laughing). Manly Man’s the Man! :-)

    • 28 Professor VJ Duke April 4, 2014 at 19:10

      But what about Zez?

      • 29 Simply Skeptical April 4, 2014 at 20:14

        He’s mysterious that’s for sure. Okay, he’s a little powerhouse. Could he take the Man?

      • 30 Professor VJ Duke April 7, 2014 at 13:00

        I think so, but…

  7. 31 K. A. Brace April 4, 2014 at 16:36

    The Sound of Music meets The Bride of Franenstein played backwards…can anything save us!!!!!????? >KB

    • 32 Professor VJ Duke April 4, 2014 at 19:04

      Hahaha! Maybe Zez, do you think?

  8. 33 Julie Harris April 4, 2014 at 16:27

    Yikes! Lots of drama in this one! MM cracks me up…lol!!

    • 34 Professor VJ Duke April 4, 2014 at 19:03

      There was! Isn’t his voice odd?

  9. 35 Susan P April 4, 2014 at 15:53

    I’m just Gardoobled by all of this violence.

    • 36 Professor VJ Duke April 4, 2014 at 19:00

      How come?

      • 37 Susan P April 4, 2014 at 21:50

        It’s disconcerting.

      • 38 Professor VJ Duke April 7, 2014 at 13:22

        Maybe like the Professor?

      • 39 Susan P April 7, 2014 at 17:48

        Disconcerting or discerning?

      • 40 Professor VJ Duke April 8, 2014 at 01:45

        The professor is both…wouldn’t you say?

      • 41 Susan P April 8, 2014 at 12:01

        Every day, VJ, every day. GRIN

      • 42 Professor VJ Duke April 8, 2014 at 23:01

        *smiles like a potato*

      • 43 Susan P April 9, 2014 at 18:01

        Potatoes have a lot of eyes….

      • 44 Professor VJ Duke April 9, 2014 at 18:51

        They do???

      • 45 Susan P April 10, 2014 at 17:04

        Yes, they do.

      • 46 Professor VJ Duke April 10, 2014 at 20:07

        Oh, you mean those little thingys?

      • 47 Susan P April 11, 2014 at 14:57

        The place from where they sprout.

      • 48 Professor VJ Duke April 11, 2014 at 18:50

        Ohhh….I should have probably known that.

      • 49 Susan P April 12, 2014 at 14:33

        Well, you are probably not a botanist or a chef.

      • 50 Professor VJ Duke April 14, 2014 at 13:02

        You’d be quite right, Susan.

      • 51 Susan P April 14, 2014 at 14:21

        You can get a box of cereal out, though, right?

      • 52 Professor VJ Duke April 14, 2014 at 18:20

        Oh yeah, and I do way better than that. But I wouldn’t call myself a chef.

      • 53 Susan P April 14, 2014 at 20:35

        Well, but…see, Harry washes dishes, but he doesn’t cook. Unless it’s a frozen dinner.

      • 54 Professor VJ Duke April 15, 2014 at 19:09

        Oh. I seeth. The professor is making hiself fried rice tonight.

      • 55 Susan P April 15, 2014 at 20:43

        that sounds humphalicious.

      • 56 Professor VJ Duke April 16, 2014 at 00:59

        Now that’s a cool word.

      • 57 Susan P April 17, 2014 at 20:03

        grin

      • 58 Professor VJ Duke April 18, 2014 at 15:58

        Should we add it to the PA list?

      • 59 Susan P April 18, 2014 at 16:35

        Absolutely!

      • 60 Professor VJ Duke April 18, 2014 at 16:56

        Okay! Thanks. Just wrote it down.

      • 61 Susan P April 18, 2014 at 17:02

        I feel honored.

      • 62 Professor VJ Duke April 18, 2014 at 17:37

        I do too.

      • 63 Susan P April 18, 2014 at 17:58

        smiling

      • 64 Professor VJ Duke April 18, 2014 at 15:58

        I’ve seriously got a whole book full of sayings.

      • 65 Susan P April 18, 2014 at 16:36

        So do I. I wonder if we share any?

      • 66 Professor VJ Duke April 18, 2014 at 16:59

        I bet so! If I recall correctly, you come up with a lot of PA.

      • 67 Susan P April 18, 2014 at 17:04

        The PL is my Smiling Place. My George Bailey is my Happy Place and Teddy is my warm fuzzy place, but the PL is my smiling place.

      • 68 Professor VJ Duke April 18, 2014 at 17:40

        You don’t know how honored I am to hear that. *smiling lots* How’s everyone doing, Susan?

      • 69 Susan P April 18, 2014 at 18:00

        Everyone is doing pretty well. Teddy takes care of me well, and so does George. Sometimes George gets on Teddy’s case, but that’s because Teddy gets on his.

      • 70 Professor VJ Duke April 18, 2014 at 18:03

        I love George… *laughing* But I bet he does need roughed up a bit.

      • 71 Susan P April 18, 2014 at 18:17

        Yes indeedy.

      • 72 Professor VJ Duke April 21, 2014 at 12:51

        This I could tell!

      • 73 Susan P April 21, 2014 at 14:22

        Dadblameit how do you know?

      • 74 Professor VJ Duke April 21, 2014 at 20:52

        From his professor picture!

      • 75 Susan P April 22, 2014 at 23:58

        Well I’ll be hornswaggled.

      • 76 Professor VJ Duke April 23, 2014 at 00:49

        Haha! Another goody!

      • 77 Susan P April 23, 2014 at 17:39

        With peanut butter on it.

      • 78 Professor VJ Duke April 23, 2014 at 18:59

        No, but a cherry, yes!

      • 79 Susan P April 25, 2014 at 00:06

        Cherry embedded in peanut butter.

      • 80 Professor VJ Duke April 25, 2014 at 13:04

        *runs away from that, I think*

      • 81 Susan P April 25, 2014 at 14:54

        Covered with chocolate.

      • 82 Professor VJ Duke April 25, 2014 at 18:11

        Cherries covered in chocolate?

      • 83 Susan P April 25, 2014 at 18:40

        rolled in pb

      • 84 Professor VJ Duke April 25, 2014 at 18:51

        Aww toothless!

      • 85 Susan P April 25, 2014 at 18:56

        Why?

      • 86 Professor VJ Duke April 25, 2014 at 19:02

        That’s what Hiccups says to his dragon every so often.

      • 87 Susan P April 25, 2014 at 19:15

        Dare I ask how the dragon responds?

      • 88 Professor VJ Duke April 26, 2014 at 15:45

        He laughs, I think. Toothless is the best dragon ever. I like that sort of thing. All the animation, sound effects, voices, and music–has to be just right!

      • 89 Susan P April 26, 2014 at 16:03

        Nods and smiles with raised eyebrows.

      • 90 Professor VJ Duke April 26, 2014 at 16:16

        Oh dear…

      • 91 Susan P April 26, 2014 at 19:29

        I think I’ll stick with Puff.

      • 92 Professor VJ Duke April 27, 2014 at 18:59

        Oh, you’d like Toothless better.

      • 93 Susan P April 28, 2014 at 14:04

        I dunno – Puff is a Magic Dragon.

      • 94 Professor VJ Duke April 28, 2014 at 15:16

        But Toothless is a funny one.

      • 95 Susan P April 28, 2014 at 16:23

        Eustace isn’t.

      • 96 Professor VJ Duke April 28, 2014 at 19:14

        If I was him, I would have sunk the ship.

      • 97 Susan P April 28, 2014 at 19:38

        Which he are you referencing?

      • 98 Professor VJ Duke April 28, 2014 at 19:43

        Eustace Clarence Scrub, I think.

      • 99 Susan P April 28, 2014 at 19:48

        Yes, and he almost deserved that name. My favorite Narnia book. So, what was the question?

      • 100 Professor VJ Duke April 28, 2014 at 20:04

        Well, I was just saying that if I was a dragon like him, I’d have sunk the ship.

      • 101 Susan P April 28, 2014 at 20:08

        Oh. No you wouldn’t. You’d be licking your wounds just like he was.

      • 102 Professor VJ Duke April 28, 2014 at 20:23

        He wasn’t vicious at all. That’s where he went wrong.

      • 103 Susan P April 28, 2014 at 20:24

        He was a pain in the patookas.

      • 104 Professor VJ Duke April 28, 2014 at 20:29

        Yes, he wasn’t manly either. MM would take issue with that.

      • 105 Susan P April 29, 2014 at 01:35

        Maybe.

      • 106 Professor VJ Duke April 29, 2014 at 17:50

        Definitely!

  10. 107 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 4, 2014 at 15:38

    I wish I could have gone mountain climbing, however not with them, exactly. Why are they teasing us? I don’t believe a one of them is manly enough to kill Ruber. I think they are all way too afraid of DS.

    I just adore these voices. They crack me, Duke. I can’t wait to see what happens next.

    • 108 Professor VJ Duke April 4, 2014 at 18:54

      But didn’t they throw him off the mountain, Audith? Maybe if DS was there, they wouldn’t have.

      Aw, thanks, Audith! Do you have a favorite voice?

      • 109 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 4, 2014 at 19:49

        They did, but you can’t allow poor Ruber to die. Can you?
        I can’t bare to watch this… one less red head in the world…

        That is a loaded question, Duke. I can feel it. Oh, and yes, I do. You know I do.

      • 110 Professor VJ Duke April 7, 2014 at 12:54

        Oh no. He’ll be fine, Audith. Maybe bruised, but fine. Anyway, it’s DS’s fault overall.

        No, I don’t! Who?

      • 111 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 7, 2014 at 15:35

        As I suspected all along, Duke. You just want to scare me.

        The list is kinda long…

      • 112 Professor VJ Duke April 8, 2014 at 01:19

        The professor? Nah!

        And the professor is at the top…oh, how wicked of me!

      • 113 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 8, 2014 at 02:10

        *jesting you, Duketh*

        At the top of the mountain? Did you go hiking today, Duke?
        (Yes, of course, you are, especially your laugh when caught off gaurd. Then MM, Mr. R, DS, and then, as much as it pains me, Bud Parker, …you get the idea.)

      • 114 Professor VJ Duke April 8, 2014 at 02:12

        *laughs*

        No, I never go hiking. Would like to. Parker? Wowawee! *laughs ’cause he was caught off guard* I’ll have to put him in again, for you!

      • 115 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 8, 2014 at 02:24

        Hiking can be nice, but nothing dangerous. Parker, only little bits, because of his surfer accent. (tis what I hear) No, I don’t like him that much, mostly he annoys the mess out of me. LOL *tisn’t that well liked…*

      • 116 Professor VJ Duke April 8, 2014 at 22:53

        Well, oh dear. What a quagmire you left me in. I do believe I’m sinking.

      • 117 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 9, 2014 at 02:54

        *giggles because she GOT YOU!!!!*
        *wants to know why your sinking…*
        *asks if she can too*

      • 118 Professor VJ Duke April 9, 2014 at 18:28

        You did get me! I’m sinking because the monster got my foot!

      • 119 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 9, 2014 at 19:59

        I love every voice, Duke. *laughs* Monster? Maybe I don’t wanna sink too.

      • 120 Professor VJ Duke April 10, 2014 at 01:22

        We should probably kill the monster… (Thanks, Audith.)

      • 121 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 10, 2014 at 01:53

        Yeah…I’m totally down with that, Duke. Monsters are to be dealt with swiftly.

      • 122 Professor VJ Duke April 10, 2014 at 19:34

        And harshly!

      • 123 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 10, 2014 at 20:25

        You cleaning up the mess? *shows him the broom*

      • 124 Professor VJ Duke April 10, 2014 at 20:27

        I don’t know how to work one, though…

      • 125 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 10, 2014 at 20:55

        Not this again…

      • 126 Professor VJ Duke April 11, 2014 at 18:11

        Maybe Audith should do it for me…

      • 127 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 11, 2014 at 20:15

        Maybe Audith would… *wonders what is in it for her*

      • 128 Professor VJ Duke April 11, 2014 at 22:42

        I’ll…sing. *knows that would deter most people*

      • 129 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 12, 2014 at 00:46

        *sweeps feverishly*

      • 130 Professor VJ Duke April 14, 2014 at 12:43

        *sits down and watches*

      • 131 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 14, 2014 at 18:33

        *begins dancing with the broom like Snow White*

      • 132 Professor VJ Duke April 14, 2014 at 18:36

        Didn’t she die with a broom?

      • 133 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 14, 2014 at 19:22

        *falls over while hugging the broom and positions herself sweetly….* *winks wickedly*
        (either you set me up…or this is just awesome because we all know what has to happen now!)

      • 134 Professor VJ Duke April 15, 2014 at 17:51

        Hmm…I’m afraid I don’t. Well. Shouldn’t you get up before you get dusty?

      • 135 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 15, 2014 at 18:38

        LOL

        *And scene*

      • 136 Professor VJ Duke April 15, 2014 at 19:34

        I think I just did something wrong, huh?

      • 137 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 15, 2014 at 20:10

        You can only blame yourself.

      • 138 Professor VJ Duke April 16, 2014 at 00:43

        Well, what would a gentleman have done?

      • 139 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 16, 2014 at 03:53

        Well, Snow White’s prince came and found her sleeping, because of the poisonous apple she took a bite of, only after being horribly tricked by the mean witch. He didn’t know he needed to kiss her to wake her up from her the nasty spell, but it’s just what he did, Duketh. He leaned over and kissed her good-bye, as he thought his true love had died.

        Tis sooo sad.

        After the sweetest of kisses, Snow White woke from the spell and…well, probably began sweeping again.

        (but that is how a gentleman would have done it.)

      • 140 Professor VJ Duke April 16, 2014 at 20:01

        Oh dear… It’s a bit of a sticky wicket…is the professor a gentleman, then?

      • 141 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 16, 2014 at 20:44

        Well, the professor, told her to get up so she didn’t get dust all over herself. Duke, he may have done things differently, I think.

      • 142 Professor VJ Duke April 17, 2014 at 15:57

        But I’m not sure Duke would do the kissing part, you know…

      • 143 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 17, 2014 at 17:13

        He shouldn’t, it probably wouldn’t work anyway.

      • 144 Professor VJ Duke April 18, 2014 at 15:36

        See? You don’t like the thought either.

      • 145 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 18, 2014 at 16:04

        NO! I never said that. I was simply agreeing with your choice to leave the thought behind. *hands you the pillow*

      • 146 Professor VJ Duke April 18, 2014 at 16:39

        *bites a hole into it*

      • 147 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 18, 2014 at 16:50

        *deeply sighs* She should probably go now.

      • 148 Professor VJ Duke April 18, 2014 at 17:17

        I didn’t know the pillow was a she! I hope you won’t leave. That would be sad.

      • 149 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 18, 2014 at 17:23

        Tis not a she, Duke! I could never leave.

      • 150 Professor VJ Duke April 18, 2014 at 17:54

        That’s awesome then. Yes, I think the pillow must be an it.

      • 151 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 20, 2014 at 05:56

        Of course, what an idea you had.

      • 152 Professor VJ Duke April 21, 2014 at 13:16

        How am I supposed to know? *whispers ‘dadblameit’*

      • 153 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 21, 2014 at 13:58

        Repeats what you just said because she’s thinking of how nice it is to hear you whisper…

      • 154 Professor VJ Duke April 21, 2014 at 20:42

        *runs away*

      • 155 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 21, 2014 at 20:50

        *walks home*

      • 156 Professor VJ Duke April 21, 2014 at 21:14

        Watch out for the wolves! *runs back*

      • 157 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 21, 2014 at 21:34

        What wolves? *pats the pack leader on the head*

      • 158 Professor VJ Duke April 22, 2014 at 13:55

        *is amazed that she’s friends with the wolves*

      • 159 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 22, 2014 at 15:47

        *allows you to join us*

      • 160 Professor VJ Duke April 23, 2014 at 00:32

        *gets his katana ready*

      • 161 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 23, 2014 at 02:48

        Don’t worry, Duke. They love you, too.

      • 162 Professor VJ Duke April 23, 2014 at 18:26

        But I’m nervous about it.

      • 163 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 23, 2014 at 19:54

        Me too

      • 164 Professor VJ Duke April 24, 2014 at 14:14

        Better get close to the trees.

      • 165 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 24, 2014 at 19:18

        *Stays between you and the pack wolf* Waiting for you to tell me the story of Robin Hood in the PL, since it was before I was following you.

      • 166 Professor VJ Duke April 24, 2014 at 23:19

        Was there a story of RH in the PL?

      • 167 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 25, 2014 at 02:45

        *shakes her head no*

      • 168 Professor VJ Duke April 25, 2014 at 13:14

        I think we did a parody of it long ago.

      • 169 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 25, 2014 at 19:35

        Yeah, we’ve talked about it before. But who really remembers that? Not you..

      • 170 Professor VJ Duke April 26, 2014 at 15:53

        You set me up, then!

      • 171 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 26, 2014 at 21:15

        Yes! I did! You failed… Ahhh!!!

      • 172 Professor VJ Duke April 27, 2014 at 19:04

        Rats.

      • 173 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 27, 2014 at 23:33

        *frowns*

      • 174 Professor VJ Duke April 28, 2014 at 14:48

        *frowns doubly*

  11. 175 laugraeva April 4, 2014 at 15:18

    Ruber is a tad English..?
    And why is it called Punchy Lands?

    • 176 Professor VJ Duke April 4, 2014 at 18:42

      He is! Ruber actually lives in the PL’s England with his dad, Daddy Salami.

      Because, the Punchies define the land. It’s like earth otherwise. Does that make some sense?

      • 177 laugraeva April 5, 2014 at 06:19

        Sort of.

        Ooh another clue!

      • 178 Professor VJ Duke April 7, 2014 at 13:29

        I bet I have you confused! Yes?

      • 179 laugraeva April 7, 2014 at 21:29

        On the contrary!

      • 180 Professor VJ Duke April 8, 2014 at 02:04

        No! Oh dear…what do you know?

  12. 181 Angeline M April 4, 2014 at 15:06

    Wonderful radio drama. DS at his best keeping just far enough away from danger to his Salami self…but putting his son in harm’s way? Oh, DS, what have you done this time?

    • 182 Professor VJ Duke April 4, 2014 at 18:41

      Many thanks, Angeline! Do you think DS new it could get dangerous? He should have been there, I think.

  13. 183 PorterGirl April 4, 2014 at 14:07

    Blimey! That was very dramatic indeed. I like MM’s suggestion of getting some whiskey, very appropriate. Fabulous!!

    • 184 Professor VJ Duke April 4, 2014 at 18:40

      Yes, MM has a mind like that. Do you suppose that was wicked of DS?

      • 185 PorterGirl April 4, 2014 at 19:01

        Of course! But then, I would expect nothing less ;)

      • 186 Professor VJ Duke April 4, 2014 at 19:12

        That’s true. tis his middle name!

  14. 187 ladycheetah7 April 4, 2014 at 13:45

    That was pretty good. Hmm. I see there was a plot afoot and wonder what DS was up to? No surprise he would put his son in jeopardy. Such an abusive father. And I must say, the fact ST and MM threw Ruber off of the mountain was hilarious. How did he not see that coming??? He should have had a back up plan. Too funny.

    • 188 Professor VJ Duke April 4, 2014 at 18:34

      Thanks, Lady! I think DS wanted to get rid of MM and Schwarz–I’m not sure why, though. He was mad, though, when Ruber was thrown over. So he cares.

      Yes, he should have! But MM is rarely that aggressive, wouldn’t you say?

      • 189 ladycheetah7 April 4, 2014 at 20:33

        MM is always aggressive. That is why he is called Manly Man.

      • 190 Professor VJ Duke April 7, 2014 at 13:02

        I suppose it looks nice on him, then.

  15. 191 FictionFan April 4, 2014 at 13:12

    Oh! Oh! Oh! Tell me my Schwarzy’s OK??? And tell me my Zez is OK??? And..oh well, we know Manly-Man survived – do his shorts match his baseball cap? Does it make me a bad person that I enjoyed the bit where Ruber got thrown off the mountain? *cackles like a witch-woman*

    Brilliant, C-W-W – all my favourites. A feast of chuckles, gurgles, evilness and…*sighs* my Schwarzy!!! Thank you so much!

    • 192 Professor VJ Duke April 4, 2014 at 13:34

      Zez? *shock* Oh, he’s fine. No one can hurt Zez. Not even MM, I’ll warrant. Well, Schwarz will be okay, but he didn’t kinda get…well…shot. (Every time Nick co-writes, it’s bloodier than normal!) *laughing* Not at all! That was my favorite part, too! *knows full well she’s not a with*

      My pleasure, FEF! I wish I could gurgle…

      • 193 FictionFan April 4, 2014 at 13:41

        Oh, Schwarzy!!! Quick, Prof – rush to the hospital and make sure he has plenty of medicinal chocolate!! (I bet Nick has a really evil chuckle…) Hehe! I loved the sound effects as he fell and…er…landed! I’m glad DS wasn’t too upset by watching his son being hurled to a certain death…

        You almost made me gurgle today…certainly my evil chuckle got a good workout…

      • 194 Professor VJ Duke April 4, 2014 at 18:33

        I already did! He’ll be just fine. (That’s an odd thing about the PL.)

        Nick? Na! Well, DS was upset at first. That has to count for something, right?

        Haha! Were you laughing along with DS and gurgling with Zez?

      • 195 FictionFan April 5, 2014 at 00:46

        (That’s the wonderful thing about the PL! I mean, if they could only die once, they’d all be dead already…except Amelia… *shocked face*) Have I mentioned recently how much I adore Schwarzy’s voice? And his lalalas? *great big biggest-ever-in-the whole-history-of-the-universe smile*

        But he did get over his grief kinda quickly – poor Ruber! And I thought Manly-Man and Ruber were supposed to be friends too…men, eh?

        Not to mention chickiting along with Schwarzy! Ruber managed a pretty evil chuckle this time too though. But I can’t even work out how Zez manages that glorious gurgle…

      • 196 Professor VJ Duke April 7, 2014 at 13:25

        (It is a wonder! Maybe I should take care of Amelia…) *laughing* I don’t think I can beat that smile… Did he lala? I don’t recall such a thing. Interestingly enough, that’s usually not written into the script.

        That’s right! Good friends, actually. But not such much as of late. (Sometimes I wonder how you know such things.)

        He did! The gurgle? Oh, that’s simple.

      • 197 FictionFan April 7, 2014 at 20:00

        (*shock* You can’t kill Amelia! That would be…rude!) Bet you could! So he’s a master of improvisation as well as all his other talents, then?

        Well, getting thrown to your death off a mountain is bound to leave a friendship a wee bit shaky… (I’ve been punchified.)

        Just very occasionally I am sorely tempted to hit my dearest C-W-W over the head with a brick*…

        *but only a soft one

      • 198 Professor VJ Duke April 8, 2014 at 01:50

        (Well, I think I’ll set Schwarz up with her…) All the voice actors improvise a little. Can be vexing. MM always adds a “really” or reverses the words! And DS always laughs. The characters are strong, I guess.

        I think you could be right. You and I should go hand gliding–instead of dancing! (Or whatever it is called.) (I hope Mrs. BUS doesn’t mind.)

        *laughing* Why? What did I do now?

      • 199 FictionFan April 8, 2014 at 13:34

        (Don’t you dare!!! Anyway my Schwarzy would never look at another woman – he’s not a flirty flibbertigibbet like the Professor!) Yes, it’s fun (in FF’s world) to compare the written words with the spoken – one gets a real sense of why the Professor must be driven to the point of weeping on occasion… *chuckles wickedly*

        We could do both…though perhaps not at the same time…

        It was a particularly fine example of the Professorial technique of seeming to answer a question while…not! *waves brick menacingly*

      • 200 Professor VJ Duke April 8, 2014 at 23:50

        (The professor isn’t a flirt, is he?) Sometimes it does get crazy! But I do love doing it, and the PF’s response and support keeps me going. Really does it does.

        Just ask and I’ll probably answer. I’m honest, you know.

      • 201 FictionFan April 9, 2014 at 13:30

        (Oh, yes – a dreadful flirt!)

        Tchah!

      • 202 Professor VJ Duke April 9, 2014 at 18:43

        (I am not! So says me!)

        That sounds like the monkey from Kung Fu Panda.

      • 203 FictionFan April 9, 2014 at 19:45

        Tchah! I bet you flirt with every woman you meet – and hundreds you don’t meet too…

        (Just checking – is the Professor calling FF a monkey?)

      • 204 Professor VJ Duke April 10, 2014 at 01:14

        *jaw falls open* I think I may huff for that. The professor wouldn’t dream of doing such a thing… Good noodles!

        Haha! Well…maybe? It’s not all that bad, you know.

      • 205 FictionFan April 10, 2014 at 13:54

        Oh? Then one wonders why poor Amelia fell for the Professor in the first place. I suspect he toyed with her girlish emotions… *shakes head sadly*

        If FF looks like a monkey, it is only because the Professor wouldn’t let her use wrinkle cream…

      • 206 Professor VJ Duke April 10, 2014 at 19:53

        Probably because the professor has something she wants. Girls don’t have emotions!

        *laughing* There’s no such cream!

      • 207 FictionFan April 10, 2014 at 22:08

        Chocolate fudge cake? What nonsense! If we don’t have emotions, why do we pout?

        So sweetly innocent…don’t ever change!

      • 208 Professor VJ Duke April 11, 2014 at 18:25

        That must be it! Or I was thinking my cherry tree. (Actually used to have one, but I had to cut it down.) Pout? Well, ’cause you think you’ll get something?

        I’ve never seen any.

      • 209 FictionFan April 12, 2014 at 00:10

        A battle to the death? The tree desperately trying to bang the Professor on the head as the Professor frantically wields his katana…I’m so glad you won!

        Ouch! The Professor must be meeting the wrong sort of girl, methinks…

        *laughing* Maybe Americans don’t use it then – are all the old people around you incredibly wrinkly?

      • 210 Professor VJ Duke April 14, 2014 at 12:29

        Haha… Well, the professor wasn’t too involved in the battle, actually.

        Aren’t all girls the wrong sort?

        The professor has never noticed. But it is a possibility. I bet the cream doesn’t work anyway!

    • 211 Susan P April 4, 2014 at 15:48

      Well, then. On with the show, I guess.

      • 212 Jackie April 4, 2014 at 23:33

        Yes, the show must go on! I hope it does. O_o

      • 213 Professor VJ Duke April 7, 2014 at 13:23

        But you’re not sure you do.

      • 214 Jackie April 7, 2014 at 14:36

        The only thing I’m sure about is I’m not sure.

      • 215 Professor VJ Duke April 8, 2014 at 01:15

        *laughing* Jackie, you have no idea how much I love that!


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