PUNCHY AURTOON: Is It Possible To…To Fly?

Punchy Family, the aurtoon is a day early this week for many different reasons that really aren’t that many. Please enjoy!

We’ll see you Monday.
~ Professor VJ Duke

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IS IT POSSIBLE TO…TO FLY?
Produced by MicP Studios
Directed by Mic Pencilpoint
Dramatized by Professor VJ Duke & Nicholas Warren
Music by Symphonist Sepperl

Cast:
Emperor Napoleon
Daniel H.
Mr. Ratherquite
Frankie S.
&
Schwarz Tauptinker

[Would you like to see a specific Punchy Lander in the next video? Comment below!]

Emperor Napoleon asks his dinner guests if it’s possible to fly. The answers are varied, and it’s decided that there must be a test.

Video link: http://youtu.be/lGi5-j9apaw

 

[If you prefer to read…]

Emperor Napoleon’s palace. Around a table…

And Napoleon is drinking…

DANIEL H: Oh my.

MR. RATHERQUITE: Should we stop him from drinking all that?

DANIEL H: Hey, Napoleon, are you going to drink all that wine? Or are you going to leave some for us?

EMPEROR NAPOLEON: Haha! Why, do you want some?

MR. RATHERQUITE: I’m glad that no ladies are here.

FRANKIE S: Oh…haha. Oh…eww…

MR RATHERQUITE: Frankie, be quiet.

FRANKIE S: No… Can I have a bone?

DANIEL H: It’s a good thing Napoleon doesn’t drink bones, otherwise there’d be none left for you.

EMPEROR NAPOLEON: What are you little boys talking about? Okay… So you may wonder why I invited you here to dinner?

DANIEL H: Maybe so I could eat—and drink some wine?

MR. RATHERQUITE: No reason to be rude, Danny.

DANIEL H: I’m Daniel.

EMPEROR NAPOLEON: Shut up both of you!

FRANKIE S: Oh…hahaha. [Frankie keeps mumbling.]

EMPEROR NAPOLEON: So, what I brought here for… So what I want to say… Fankie shut-up!

EMPEROR NAPOLEON: So…sorry about that. My question for you—and why I brought you here—is this: Is it possible to fly?

FRANKIE S: Nah. You know I tried that, and…had a contusion. And, you know, I’ve never been the same since. You know I think…

EMPEROR NAPOLEON: Okay, fine, that’s your opinion, Frankie. Anybody else?

MR. RATHERQUITE: Well, I would say it’s quite impossible for one to fly without wings. And, sir, do you have wings? No. Therefore, you can’t fly.

DANIEL H: What about plane? Do you think one of those could fly?

MR. RATHERQUITE: But that’s not an individual person flying, sir. The plane is doing all the flying.

DANIEL H: Then…if a bird is flying, its wings are doing the flying, not the bird.

MR. RATHERQUITE: You are in error because you are being pigheaded—

DANIEL H: Do you hear what he called me? Napoleon, did you hear that?

FRANKIE S: Oh yeah…oh yeah… You know—I did.

EMPEROR NAPOLEON: He’s not talking to you, Frankie! I did hear that, I did. Wow. That was really out there.

MR. RATHERQUITE: The fact is: it is quite impossible for one to fly. Period. Statement. That is the sentence.

DANIEL H: But what if they had wings. You see, you could build a set of wings for someone to fly with.

MR. RATHERQUITE: Prove it.

DANIEL H: I will.

High atop a mountain…

DANIEL H: Okay. Are you read for this?

SCHWARZ TAUPTINKER: Why would I not be?

MR. RATHERQUITE: Because, sir, you could die.

DANIEL H: These wings we put together will work. I hope.

FRANKIE S: Oh, but you could get a contusion.

EMPEROR NAPOLEON: Enough of this good-bye!

DANIEL H: There he goes.

MR. RATHERQUITE: He’s not flying.

EMPEROR NAPOLEON: Ma foi…

FRANKIE S: He’s going to get a contusion.

DANIEL H: Oh my! Flap your wings!

[Crash.]

FRANKIE S: Contusion…

SCHWARZ TAUPTINKER: I’m okay.

THE END

MR. RATHERQUITE: See, Daniel? It didn’t work.

DANIEL H: It would have—if he had flapped his wings.

MR. RATHERQUITE: You, sir, are a pigheaded.

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309 Responses to “PUNCHY AURTOON: Is It Possible To…To Fly?”


  1. 1 erinkenobi2893 April 21, 2014 at 17:00

    Mr. Ratherquite is just rude! (And I think Napoleon is just a little drunk.)

    • 2 Professor VJ Duke April 21, 2014 at 21:07

      *laughs* I think you could be right. Nappy does seem a bit…off. And Mr. R is prim and proper, too, wouldn’t you say?

      • 3 erinkenobi2893 April 21, 2014 at 21:34

        Nappy’s soused. *giggles* He’s prim and proper all right, but he’s also offensive and rude. :-P I guess he has it down to an exact science, being all so prim and so impolite at the same time. :-P

      • 4 Professor VJ Duke April 22, 2014 at 13:55

        Haha! Yes, it does seem to work in his favor, huh? Did you know he was considered the Darcy of the PL?

      • 5 erinkenobi2893 April 22, 2014 at 15:06

        Ahahahahahaha. The Darcy of the PL?! That just seems a bit odd. :-P the real Mr. Darcy wasn’t nearly as rude. :-P If a little arrogant.

      • 6 Professor VJ Duke April 23, 2014 at 00:27

        *laughing* I know! I’ve caught some heat for it, you know. Speaking of the Darby, do you like him?

      • 7 erinkenobi2893 April 23, 2014 at 12:55

        The real Mr. Darcy? Yes, I do… sort of. Not romantically. I have never had real feelings for anyone, real-life or fictional, save Alan Breck Stewart. (He’s my one and only fictional crush. :-P)

      • 8 Professor VJ Duke April 23, 2014 at 18:34

        Now that is an interesting name, there. What’s he go by regularly?

      • 9 erinkenobi2893 April 23, 2014 at 19:02

        Alan Breck Stewart. That’s his name. He appeared in “Kidnapped”, by Robert Louis Stevenson.

      • 10 Professor VJ Duke April 23, 2014 at 19:05

        That’s right! The whistling guy.

      • 11 erinkenobi2893 April 23, 2014 at 19:14

        Mmmhmmm. ^_^ He was epic. :-P

      • 12 Professor VJ Duke April 24, 2014 at 14:12

        Like the professor.

      • 13 erinkenobi2893 April 24, 2014 at 14:21

        Yeah. X-D

      • 14 Professor VJ Duke April 24, 2014 at 15:08

        Haha.

      • 15 erinkenobi2893 April 24, 2014 at 15:39

        I’m probably listening to too much Heather Dale… *sigh*

      • 16 Professor VJ Duke April 24, 2014 at 23:01

        Haha!

      • 17 erinkenobi2893 April 24, 2014 at 23:06

        But it’s sooo goooood! :-P

      • 18 Professor VJ Duke April 24, 2014 at 23:32

        Then listen away!

      • 19 erinkenobi2893 April 24, 2014 at 23:52

        ^_^

      • 20 Professor VJ Duke April 25, 2014 at 12:48

        ==]:-{)+

      • 21 erinkenobi2893 April 25, 2014 at 16:27

        X-D
        I love your professorish smiley. ;-)

      • 22 Professor VJ Duke April 25, 2014 at 18:23

        You know, you’re the first person who’s told me that? Many thanks! *thrilled extremely thrilled*

      • 23 erinkenobi2893 April 25, 2014 at 23:02

        X-D I’m just glad I was able to make your day.

      • 24 Professor VJ Duke April 26, 2014 at 16:07

        *smiling bigly*

      • 25 erinkenobi2893 April 26, 2014 at 17:17

        *makes silly face at the mirror*

      • 26 Professor VJ Duke April 27, 2014 at 18:52

        Haha!

      • 27 erinkenobi2893 April 27, 2014 at 19:57

        ;-P

  2. 28 Painting Pundit April 19, 2014 at 02:35

    Daniel is quite underhanded. Poor Schwarz! I agree with the poster who said Frankie sounds very like Peter Lorrie. That is spot on. I kept thinking about Arsenic and Old Lace.

    • 29 Professor VJ Duke April 21, 2014 at 13:09

      Aha! Now that is an interest. I love Peter Lorrie. So, do you like Frankie a bits, then?

  3. 30 L. Marie April 18, 2014 at 12:46

    Oh dear. I was afraid something like that would happen. Um, I recommend Flight of Icarus to all wing builders. :-)
    (Love the music and sound effects by the way.)

    • 31 Professor VJ Duke April 18, 2014 at 16:25

      Yes! Didn’t he get burned by the sun, or something like that?

      Many thanks!

  4. 32 deanthefish April 18, 2014 at 01:24

    Hi,

    I am Symphonist Sepperl (not really, I have a real name I hope) and I am taking over answering the comments for this evening. The Professor has had some unexpected incident arise.

    He will be back on Monday!

    Thank you for your indulgence! We love you all madly!

    • 33 deanthefish April 18, 2014 at 01:30

      My identity is confirmed here: https://thepunchylands.wordpress.com/symphonist-sepperl/

  5. 34 Susan P April 18, 2014 at 01:07

    Nappy had an interesting accent….Sounded more Italian than French.

    • 35 deanthefish April 18, 2014 at 01:20

      Really, to me German, actually… :-)

      • 36 Susan P April 18, 2014 at 01:26

        Well, I’ve heard that once you learn five European languages you can speak all the rest.

    • 37 deanthefish April 18, 2014 at 01:27

      Interesting, though it would have to be the right five…

      • 38 Susan P April 18, 2014 at 01:29

        Well, Italian appears to be different from Portuguese, but if you have a good ear and you know Portuguese or even Spanish it’s easy to pick it up. Now that is just speaking, of course. Grammars and spelling and classes oh my.

      • 39 Professor VJ Duke April 18, 2014 at 16:24

        Oh my. I couldn’t imagine.

      • 40 Susan P April 18, 2014 at 16:53

        You need to rent you some foreign movies and get up to speed. grin

      • 41 Professor VJ Duke April 18, 2014 at 17:24

        All the rent places have closed.

      • 42 Susan P April 18, 2014 at 17:25

        Netflix? Streaming video – or do you not hold with such modern shenanigans?

      • 43 Professor VJ Duke April 18, 2014 at 17:55

        I’ve head of it! Never tested it, though.

      • 44 Susan P April 18, 2014 at 18:14

        Well, they tell me it’s in the air – or some such dadblamery – … but I can’t see it no matter how hard I try.

      • 45 Professor VJ Duke April 21, 2014 at 12:49

        Haha! That’s the problem with technology.

    • 46 deanthefish April 18, 2014 at 01:31

      Yes, I’ve studied Italian and almost blown my brain out trying to correspond in Italian via email for a bit.

      • 47 Susan P April 18, 2014 at 01:37

        Spend the summer there some year. It took me about six months to hear Portuguese, and another year or so to be fluent. But I have to give a lot of credit to the Portuguese people with whom I interacted. Too many American missionaries spent their time interacting with Americans. You will never learn a language unless you are willing to make a fool of yourself. And your host thinks all the more of you for being willing to try. Americans are one of the few countries in which young people seldom become fluent in any language other than their native tongue.

      • 48 Professor VJ Duke April 18, 2014 at 16:25

        Haha! That sounds fun. I wouldn’t have a problem making a fool of myself.

      • 49 Susan P April 18, 2014 at 16:54

        It’s fun to make a fool of one’s self as long as it’s intentional.

      • 50 Professor VJ Duke April 18, 2014 at 17:30

        I agree!

    • 51 Professor VJ Duke April 18, 2014 at 16:22

      Aha! Very interesting. More Italian. Any reasons in particular for that? I’m fascinated by that.

      • 52 Susan P April 18, 2014 at 16:52

        Just didn’t sound terribly French. I suspect he might be a fake.

      • 53 Professor VJ Duke April 18, 2014 at 17:21

        Haha, he is.

      • 54 Susan P April 18, 2014 at 17:23

        It’s nice to be right occasionally. laughing

      • 55 Professor VJ Duke April 18, 2014 at 17:54

        You’re right more than you know as of now.

      • 56 Susan P April 18, 2014 at 18:12

        Such a mystery man you are!

      • 57 Professor VJ Duke April 21, 2014 at 12:48

        ==]:{)+

      • 58 Susan P April 21, 2014 at 14:17

        GRIN

  6. 59 Susan P April 18, 2014 at 01:05

    I definitely prefer an airplane chickit.

    Hoping the Professor has a spectacular weekend doing whatever extravaganza he has planned. Or has not planned.

    • 60 deanthefish April 18, 2014 at 01:19

      Is that urban lingo for an airplane attendant?

      • 61 Susan P April 18, 2014 at 01:25

        Haha! Nope.

      • 62 Susan P April 18, 2014 at 01:28

        I believe that they now have the gender neutral “flight attendant.”

    • 63 deanthefish April 18, 2014 at 01:26

      Oh, ok. :)

      • 64 Susan P April 18, 2014 at 01:41

        :)

    • 65 Professor VJ Duke April 18, 2014 at 16:21

      How about a zeppelin? That would be neat.

      Thanks, Susan! You too. Have a wonderful weekend.

      • 66 Susan P April 18, 2014 at 16:50

        How about a cruise boat? wink

        Thanks. I think I will have a good weekend.

      • 67 Professor VJ Duke April 18, 2014 at 17:18

        Oh no! I’d be far too scared to do that!

      • 68 Susan P April 18, 2014 at 17:22

        Just don’t cruise on any ships calle the Titanic.

      • 69 Professor VJ Duke April 18, 2014 at 17:53

        Yes, that would be dadblamery. The professor would have escaped the Titanic, you know.

      • 70 Susan P April 18, 2014 at 18:11

        But would he have survived the ice berg?

      • 71 Professor VJ Duke April 21, 2014 at 12:48

        Oh yes. I would have climbed it and planed the professor flag somewhere in the middle.

      • 72 Susan P April 21, 2014 at 14:16

        I think you should spend more time on the green star. It is marginally more safe.

      • 73 Professor VJ Duke April 21, 2014 at 20:50

        There might be icebergs there, you know.

      • 74 Susan P April 22, 2014 at 23:52

        Take some mukluks and a parka.

      • 75 Professor VJ Duke April 23, 2014 at 00:47

        Goodness! What are those?

      • 76 Susan P April 23, 2014 at 17:34

        It’s what you wear to stay warm in Alaska.

      • 77 Professor VJ Duke April 23, 2014 at 18:56

        I think I might die there.

      • 78 Susan P April 24, 2014 at 23:58

        Will you be trying to hike up to Denali National Park?

      • 79 Professor VJ Duke April 25, 2014 at 13:02

        Why is it on a hill?

      • 80 Susan P April 25, 2014 at 14:52

        It’s on a mountain.

      • 81 Professor VJ Duke April 25, 2014 at 18:08

        Haha! Let’s go, then.

      • 82 Susan P April 25, 2014 at 18:34

        You might want to wait for summer. I talked on the phone once to someone in the Yukon. The person had her car IN the garage, and an electric blanket plugged in and on under the hood, and it was still too cold for the car to start up. I think it was something ridiculous like 70 degrees below zero and it was February.

      • 83 Professor VJ Duke April 25, 2014 at 18:49

        I’ve suddenly changed my mind.

      • 84 Susan P April 25, 2014 at 18:54

        Right then. July is good. Except for the mosquitoes. The sun shines a lot in summer.

      • 85 Professor VJ Duke April 25, 2014 at 19:01

        Maybe we should go somewhere else?

      • 86 Susan P April 25, 2014 at 19:11

        I’m told it’s well worth the trip.

      • 87 Professor VJ Duke April 26, 2014 at 15:43

        It was a lie!

      • 88 Susan P April 26, 2014 at 15:59

        No, it wasn’t. Some awesome scenery out there as long as you stay away from the grizzlies. And the snakes.

      • 89 Professor VJ Duke April 26, 2014 at 16:15

        I’d like to ride a grizzly.

      • 90 Susan P April 26, 2014 at 19:09

        I thought you had already!?

      • 91 Professor VJ Duke April 27, 2014 at 18:55

        Never have. Did I say I did? I might have.

      • 92 Susan P April 28, 2014 at 14:02

        Daydreams are powerful things.

      • 93 Professor VJ Duke April 28, 2014 at 15:15

        *laughing* What a wonder–and mercy!

  7. 94 Angeline M April 17, 2014 at 23:15

    Happy Easter Eggs, Professor. Flap those wings through a great weekend.

    • 95 deanthefish April 18, 2014 at 01:18

      I return your Easter greetings on behalf of the Professor!!

    • 96 Professor VJ Duke April 18, 2014 at 16:19

      You too, Angeline! Happy Easter Eggs…that’s a saying for sure!

  8. 97 The Reading Girl April 17, 2014 at 22:23

    I think I know why its early ;)

    • 98 deanthefish April 18, 2014 at 01:18

      Why?

    • 99 Professor VJ Duke April 18, 2014 at 16:19

      And why, Miss Yazmin!

  9. 100 icedmocha34 April 17, 2014 at 22:02

    “The moment you doubt whether you can fly, you cease for ever to be able to do it.”
    ― J.M. Barrie, Peter Pan

    • 101 deanthefish April 18, 2014 at 01:17

      In this case, I doubt that Schwarz would have remained airborne, no matter how hard he believed!

      • 102 icedmocha34 April 18, 2014 at 01:27

        Haha–good point! :lol:

    • 103 Professor VJ Duke April 18, 2014 at 16:17

      And it’s impossible to fly with dark purple wings.

      • 104 icedmocha34 April 19, 2014 at 00:28

        What is it with you and purple?????????

      • 105 Professor VJ Duke April 21, 2014 at 13:08

        I’m just pointing out the cons. You see, red would be better.

      • 106 icedmocha34 April 21, 2014 at 23:23

        IT WOULD NOTTTTTTTT!!!!! Purple is the BEST! Don’t argue with me!

      • 107 Professor VJ Duke April 22, 2014 at 14:04

        But purple is a girls color!

      • 108 icedmocha34 April 22, 2014 at 23:13

        Um…yeah. Your point?? Not that I like Justin Beiber at all…but that is his color, isn’t it?

      • 109 Professor VJ Duke April 23, 2014 at 00:45

        Not sure who the bloke is. But his color is purple? Oh dear. I suppose you can have it, if you must. But it’s a wonder!

      • 110 icedmocha34 April 23, 2014 at 00:47

        Apparently. I only know this from school. I had some very strange people at my school, girls who liked JB. Yeah! My beautiful purple wings…

      • 111 Professor VJ Duke April 23, 2014 at 00:55

        They should be pinstriped at least.

      • 112 icedmocha34 April 23, 2014 at 00:56

        …uh…lemme think…
        NO.

      • 113 Professor VJ Duke April 23, 2014 at 00:56

        You didn’t think for a dadblame second!

      • 114 icedmocha34 April 23, 2014 at 00:57

        No, I didn’t, did I…?

      • 115 Professor VJ Duke April 23, 2014 at 01:13

        Well…will you?

  10. 116 Julie Harris April 17, 2014 at 21:44

    Poor Schwarz! Contusions are no fun…glad he survived! Sound effects are awesome as always!

    • 117 deanthefish April 18, 2014 at 01:17

      Thank you Julie for the kind compliment!

    • 118 Professor VJ Duke April 18, 2014 at 16:13

      Many thanks, Julie! Was Schwarz your favorite in this episode?

      • 119 Julie Harris April 18, 2014 at 16:15

        He is always one of my favorites!

      • 120 Professor VJ Duke April 18, 2014 at 16:43

        Mine too. I also like Ruber.

  11. 121 Lesley April 17, 2014 at 21:11

    I think Mr. Ratherquite should speak less and allow people to crash to near-death. And Schwarz should just glide. Flapping sounds very difficult.

    Or, they could just ask Mr. Magi about flying.

    • 122 deanthefish April 18, 2014 at 01:16

      Yes, but the contraption Schwarz was provide with probably wasn’t adequate enough for anything serious.

      Magi would have been very concerned had he known.

    • 123 Professor VJ Duke April 18, 2014 at 16:11

      Very good point, Lesley! He could have tried to glide. That’s what I would have done. *laughing about what you said about Mr. R* That man has no sense of fun, huh?

      Which would have been the smartest thing to do. I bet he would have stopped them!

      • 124 Lesley April 18, 2014 at 21:29

        No sense of fun at all. Don’t ever let him on your planet!! But what a question! Can a person fly (not merely glide)?

      • 125 Professor VJ Duke April 21, 2014 at 13:01

        I’ll kick him off if he comes!

        That is an interesting question. Can they glide, Lesley?

      • 126 Lesley April 21, 2014 at 14:12

        haha you’re asking me now. Okay, I think they can only glide with some assistance hehe

      • 127 Professor VJ Duke April 21, 2014 at 20:46

        Yes. Now flying is different. I bet it could be done!

      • 128 Lesley April 22, 2014 at 06:22

        haha well you should have told them! And, if I’m not confused, it’s been a long time since you conversed with the PLers! (I think)

      • 129 Professor VJ Duke April 22, 2014 at 14:23

        It has been–you’re right! They would have probably thrown me over the cliff!

      • 130 Lesley April 22, 2014 at 14:38

        That’s too awful to even imagine!

      • 131 Professor VJ Duke April 23, 2014 at 00:21

        It’s dadblamery, I tell you!

      • 132 Lesley April 22, 2014 at 18:26

        haha noooo! I’d have to go into (the) PL and kick everyone. Well, everyone except Mr. Magi.

      • 133 Professor VJ Duke April 23, 2014 at 00:39

        *laughing* That sounds rather nice–that you’d stick up for me. Yes, Mr. Magi is a great chap.

      • 134 Lesley April 23, 2014 at 04:27

        *big smile*

  12. 135 The Dancing Rider April 17, 2014 at 21:00

    When I like Mr. Ratherquite the most in a scenario, that is scary. Just glad Schwarz is ok. Contusion and all. I guess history repeats….. ;-)

    • 136 deanthefish April 18, 2014 at 01:15

      Oh, come on. Doesn’t anybody like Frankie??

      • 137 The Dancing Rider April 18, 2014 at 13:16

        Frankie is …. fine. Does he have blue eyes?

      • 138 Professor VJ Duke April 18, 2014 at 16:23

        He makes the professor laugh.

    • 139 Professor VJ Duke April 18, 2014 at 16:09

      Haha, yes! Do you know what a contusion is, DR? It’s a bruise right? It’s gardoobled my mind.

      • 140 The Dancing Rider April 18, 2014 at 21:32

        A contusion is a lot of things. A bruise, a bump and swelling, etc. I know we don’t want them. Lol.

      • 141 Professor VJ Duke April 21, 2014 at 13:02

        *laughing* Yes, doesn’t sound like something the professor would want.

  13. 142 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 17, 2014 at 19:39

    Have you ever read the children’s book “Why Can’t I Fly”, Duke. Mr. R sounds like he just stepped off the pages of that book. Such a sweet book of simple rhymes. One I like to read for the children in class.

    Anyway, I just signed up for a creative wings course through the voc tech school in the area. I should be flying in no time. Wanna join me? *laughs because its been a silly day*

    I look forward to those voices every week. Nappy is very brave. I like that! Great job, Gentlemen!!!

    • 143 deanthefish April 18, 2014 at 01:14

      Thank you Audrey. On behalf of the whole team!

      • 144 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 18, 2014 at 05:40

        Mr. Fish! Good to see you. You are quite welcome. What a marvelous team it is.

    • 145 Professor VJ Duke April 18, 2014 at 15:54

      I have not read it. But it sounds professorish. (Are there any swordfights in it?) I think the children you teach have a great teacher.

      *laughing* Yes, I would love to! But we all know the professor is un-creative.

      Many thanks! Who’s your favorite this week?

      • 146 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 18, 2014 at 16:36

        It is, actually! A very small book. (No, but loads of sweet creativity for the littles to enjoy. Written smartly, I add.) I think you like seeing me blush. Thank you, professor.

        *laughing* I’ve never gone to voc school before. I do hope we blend in… I am just as un-creative, so expect me to cheat off your answers. *practices peering over your shoulder*

        You can’t ask me that sort of question, Duke. How do I choose? I love how Frankie says contustion, how Nappy speaks french in his rich voice, Daniel’s sweetness, how Mr. Ratherquite’s voice sounds like he’s been yelling at a baseball game, Schwarz’s high pitched excitement…I can’t choose. I love that Nappy went for it and tried flying!

      • 147 Professor VJ Duke April 18, 2014 at 16:59

        I’d really enjoy it, then. Especially since it’s written smartly. Now I’m thinking Phantom Tollbooth on a different level. I do! *smiles bigly*

        Okay agreed! But you’re very creative. *wonders how your book is coming with Amelia*

        Haha, you capture all their voices wonderfully. Well, Nappy sent Schwarz flying first.

      • 148 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 18, 2014 at 17:12

        I’ve never read Phantom Tollbooth. Must investigate that one soon. I know you do! *smiles back at you*

        Not as much as you are, so stop it! *okay, I’ll tell you bits* Muttered through the death of her only son, which was horrible to write, and created sad poetry from me earlier, as you know. Now, she’s run off, dang it. I can’t keep up with her choices, for now we’ve landed in New Orleans. She nor I have ever been there, so now I need to go investigate the city, so I have a clear thought process as to what she’ll be doing there. I have a feeling the heart of the story will be of her choices made while living there. *loves that he remembers*

        Thank you! *beams like your dying star* Yes, tis true, he did.

      • 149 Professor VJ Duke April 18, 2014 at 17:47

        Now that does sound like an interesting story, and it sounds like she travels a bit. I think I’d probably like Amelia. I’ll be asking from time to time, since I’m very interested in it.

      • 150 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 18, 2014 at 18:02

        Well, we’ll see what happens. She’s a hot mess at the moment. She has learning and, in the end, teaching to do. Simple story, really. You can ask, I love that, but I can’t imagine why. Thank you.

      • 151 Professor VJ Duke April 18, 2014 at 18:05

        Are you almost finished, would you say?

      • 152 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 19, 2014 at 14:54

        Close, for sure, but loads of revision ahead.

      • 153 Professor VJ Duke April 21, 2014 at 13:10

        And that’s quite normal. You must needs keep me posted. But I know you won’t.

      • 154 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 21, 2014 at 13:46

        Why do you say that, Duke? I will do anything you ask, if you truly want me to. How about you force me to talk about it a little and I will.

      • 155 Professor VJ Duke April 21, 2014 at 20:37

        That sounds good! I’ll pester you! I was just trying to make you feel bad. *laughs*

      • 156 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 21, 2014 at 20:44

        You did…

      • 157 Professor VJ Duke April 21, 2014 at 21:11

        Yes! *does a war cry*

      • 158 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 21, 2014 at 21:28

        Horrid of you, Duke. Make it up to me.

      • 159 Professor VJ Duke April 22, 2014 at 13:47

        How? *hands you a flower*

      • 160 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 22, 2014 at 15:43

        A start… *wondering what kind of flower it is he’s holding*

      • 161 Professor VJ Duke April 23, 2014 at 00:30

        A black tulip!

      • 162 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 23, 2014 at 03:05

        Tulips are nice. Very nice… black is of interest.

      • 163 Professor VJ Duke April 23, 2014 at 18:28

        Very rare, they are.

      • 164 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 23, 2014 at 20:00

        Like you, I suppose.

      • 165 Professor VJ Duke April 24, 2014 at 14:17

        Rare… Hmm… Deadly too!

      • 166 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 24, 2014 at 19:26

        *shows you her “takes risks” member card*
        Why do you think you’re deadly, Duke?

      • 167 Professor VJ Duke April 24, 2014 at 23:22

        I like when you do.

        I’m not sure. Am I?

      • 168 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 25, 2014 at 02:42

        But I haven’t taken any…have I? Not enough, I’m afraid.

        I don’t think so, Duke. You are pretty great just as you are, if you are who you are, that is.

      • 169 Professor VJ Duke April 25, 2014 at 13:11

        Well, I’m not sure, since I don’t know if you’ve avoided any–but I doubt you have!

        But who is that exactly?

      • 170 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 25, 2014 at 19:31

        Well, you’re painting me terribly brave, Duke. *holds her breath*

        *begins pacing back and forth and mumbling* *arms up and fingers pointing to the sky* *suddenly speaks Latin loudly*
        ….well, we’re still sorting that out, Duketh.
        *smiles pleasingly*

      • 171 Professor VJ Duke April 26, 2014 at 15:51

        Latin? What a wonder! Teach me, please.

      • 172 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 26, 2014 at 21:11

        Twasn’t Latin after all, twas Audinese.
        However, I would learn it with you. I may have a head start.

      • 173 Professor VJ Duke April 27, 2014 at 19:02

        *laughing* I bet I’ll love that language! I studied it a bit many suns ago.

      • 174 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 27, 2014 at 23:28

        *giggles* I bet you will, too. Tis a tough language, I had to study it in college a bit while studying the history of the english language. Both tough!!

      • 175 Professor VJ Duke April 28, 2014 at 14:45

        You amaze me!

      • 176 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 28, 2014 at 19:17

        I amaze you…? Do you look at yourself at all. *looks in your eyes*
        Plus, I write far too elementary to be amazing. I skim by. I assure you.

      • 177 Professor VJ Duke April 28, 2014 at 19:31

        And I assure you, you don’t! *blinks eyes twice and hopes they twinkle* Susan told me that eyes sometimes twinkle. I hope mine can do the trick. I’d like to see what it looks like.

        Yes, you do. Amaze.

      • 178 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 28, 2014 at 19:37

        Thank you, Duketh. *amazed now at how much they twinkle* Eyes, do twinkle, she’s correct. And her eyes probably twinkle a lot. She so positive!
        What what looks like… *giggle*

        She can’t believe you, okay?

      • 179 Professor VJ Duke April 28, 2014 at 19:42

        So they do twinkle! Well, I wonder what it looks like when they twinkle. It must be horrid. She is definitely!

        Yes, she mustn’t believe me. I find it works best when you don’t think about it one way or another. Just let others do the telling. Otherwise things could start to go wrong.

      • 180 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 28, 2014 at 19:49

        *thinks she should write a poem about twinkling eyes*

        Agrees, humbly. You’re the wisest, you know.

      • 181 Professor VJ Duke April 28, 2014 at 20:05

        You should!

        Haha, nopeth no.

      • 182 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 28, 2014 at 20:09

        I will! Tis just what I needed today. A prompt, by you.

        Yesith, yes. (truly)

      • 183 Professor VJ Duke April 28, 2014 at 20:24

        Excellent! I’m honored.

        Noeth, noeth noth!

      • 184 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 28, 2014 at 20:32

        You should wait and say that later…or you should be furious! A change of pace, maybe.

        Yesith, yesith, yes!

      • 185 Professor VJ Duke April 29, 2014 at 17:20

        Ooo, I like that lots for some reason.

        Hmm, no.

      • 186 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 29, 2014 at 19:20

        No, you should be furious!

        Hmm, yes. (this is fun) Round and round we go

      • 187 Professor VJ Duke April 29, 2014 at 21:57

        You’re ruined me! I need to get my warrior spirit back..

        *gets dizzy and falls off*

      • 188 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 30, 2014 at 00:36

        No I haven’t, Duke!! What have I done?? Reconsider. .. *laughs*

        *rushes to help him*

      • 189 Professor VJ Duke April 30, 2014 at 15:52

        Well, your…making me too…you know…

        And you do–right before he gets crushed!

      • 190 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 30, 2014 at 20:05

        Too, what? I’m sorry. I don’t mean to. This is why I shouldn’t say so much!

        Oh good! That was close…what was it that almost crushed you?

      • 191 Professor VJ Duke May 1, 2014 at 12:53

        Too…romantic…

        It was one of those spinning things at a park. Almost got trampled!

      • 192 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister May 1, 2014 at 15:38

        Is there such a thing? Yeah, there is…

        By me? I wouldn’t do that…I’m still in the middle spinning!

      • 193 Professor VJ Duke May 1, 2014 at 20:10

        Of course! Hector wasn’t romantic.

        Then you did do it! *shock*

      • 194 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister May 1, 2014 at 20:18

        But I don’t know Hector…

        Don’t point your finger at me! *shocked*

      • 195 Professor VJ Duke May 1, 2014 at 20:27

        I’m Hector. *smiles*

        I can’t! They’re all broken off!

      • 196 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister May 1, 2014 at 20:39

        But you’re sweet and maybe romantic…so that means Hector is, too.

        How!!???

      • 197 Professor VJ Duke May 2, 2014 at 12:44

        Rats. My legacy has been ruined forever…

        You’re spinning so fast!

      • 198 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister May 2, 2014 at 18:15

        I’m sorry. I’ll take it all back, if you’d like. Hate for your legacy to finish this way…of all ways.

        Jumps off and walks in a straight line.

      • 199 Professor VJ Duke May 2, 2014 at 21:04

        No, I’m quite happy. *smiles bigly*

        *which is amazing since she was going in circles*

      • 200 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister May 3, 2014 at 05:23

        I’m really glad about that, Duketh. *thinks about it all*

        I’m used to spinning around you by now.

      • 201 Professor VJ Duke May 3, 2014 at 19:09

        *thinks too*

        Okay, that’s just amazing… *laughing lots*

      • 202 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister May 3, 2014 at 20:37

        Tis a lot to think about…

        I know almost the start of an amazing poem… *laughs*

      • 203 Professor VJ Duke May 5, 2014 at 12:57

        It sure is.

        Yes, I’m sure you could do wonders with it!

      • 204 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister May 5, 2014 at 13:37

        That’s what I said…

        I’m sure I will.

      • 205 Professor VJ Duke May 5, 2014 at 17:37

        Rats!

        Oh dear…

      • 206 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister May 5, 2014 at 19:18

        One shouldn’t encourage a redhead…she falls for anything.

      • 207 Professor VJ Duke May 5, 2014 at 23:21

        I didn’t know this!

      • 208 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister May 5, 2014 at 23:47

        Of course you did, Duke.

      • 209 Professor VJ Duke May 6, 2014 at 12:40

        I suppose I did then…

      • 210 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister May 6, 2014 at 13:57

        *laughs* You sound so sure.

      • 211 Professor VJ Duke May 6, 2014 at 15:50

        Well, you make me doubt what I thought I knew, you know.

      • 212 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister May 6, 2014 at 19:13

        I do? Truly? How, Duke? (loads of questions, sorry)

      • 213 Professor VJ Duke May 6, 2014 at 23:14

        I like questions! Well, yes… I’m not sure how you do it. It’s a wonder.

      • 214 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister May 7, 2014 at 00:04

        But, I want to know how I make you doubt? Please…

      • 215 Professor VJ Duke May 7, 2014 at 14:03

        I think it’s how strongly you say the opposite. Does that work?

      • 216 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister May 7, 2014 at 19:58

        You mean when I disagree with you? Give me an example. I think maybe sometimes you make me nervous, but I like when you do.

      • 217 Professor VJ Duke May 7, 2014 at 23:45

        I don’t think I should! But I will point it out to you if you’d like in the future. What do you make about the whole thing?

      • 218 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister May 8, 2014 at 01:52

        Yes. Call me out on it, Duke. So I have a better understanding…

        (bravely) You ask me tough questions which require me opening up, I think.

      • 219 Professor VJ Duke May 8, 2014 at 14:36

        Sure thing! (I kinda like it, you know.)

        Really? We do it to each other! *laughs*

      • 220 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister May 8, 2014 at 14:59

        ( I know, which is why I do it so much.)

        Yes. And yes, again! *laughs*

      • 221 Professor VJ Duke May 8, 2014 at 15:12

        It’s a dadblame wonder!

      • 222 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister May 8, 2014 at 15:15

        I’ve pieces of you figured out, Duke.

      • 223 Professor VJ Duke May 8, 2014 at 15:18

        And maybe the whole pie.

      • 224 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister May 8, 2014 at 15:25

        I doubt that very much.

      • 225 Professor VJ Duke May 8, 2014 at 18:55

        I hope it’s not true!

      • 226 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister May 8, 2014 at 19:18

        But…why?

      • 227 Professor VJ Duke May 9, 2014 at 01:12

        Because the professor is an enigma.

      • 228 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister May 9, 2014 at 02:43

        Knows that you prefer yourself that way. *nods in agreement for you*

      • 229 Professor VJ Duke May 9, 2014 at 20:37

        Oh no. I’m an open book really.

      • 230 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister May 9, 2014 at 21:02

        Oh you are not.

      • 231 Professor VJ Duke May 12, 2014 at 12:45

        Not sure why everyone thinks not.

      • 232 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister May 12, 2014 at 19:26

        Sounds like a problem for you to fix.

      • 233 Professor VJ Duke May 12, 2014 at 23:11

        No!

      • 234 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister May 13, 2014 at 03:01

        Well, I can’t fix it for you. Can I?

      • 235 Professor VJ Duke May 13, 2014 at 12:59

        Can you?

      • 236 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister May 13, 2014 at 13:44

        I wouldn’t know where to start.

      • 237 Professor VJ Duke May 14, 2014 at 13:04

        Good goodish.

      • 238 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister May 14, 2014 at 19:49

        Alrighty then.

    • 239 deanthefish April 18, 2014 at 19:19

      I’m glad the professor is back. Answering all those comments threw off my equilibrium.

      • 240 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 19, 2014 at 14:11

        Haha. You did fine and yes, they can do that, but they’re so much fun. You’ll be back to yourself in no time.
        Just keep swimming…just keep swimming

  14. 241 ladycheetah7 April 17, 2014 at 18:16

    Btw, Mr. R should stop the name callinh. It is very immature.
    :-)

    • 242 Susan P April 18, 2014 at 01:06

      When do you think that might happen?

      • 243 deanthefish April 18, 2014 at 01:59

        When he’s more mature?

      • 244 Susan P April 18, 2014 at 14:39

        In other words, at some point after cats begin barking?

      • 245 Professor VJ Duke April 18, 2014 at 16:22

        That’s a good question. How about when the professor begins making sense?

      • 246 Susan P April 18, 2014 at 16:51

        That would be a sad day indeed.

      • 247 Professor VJ Duke April 18, 2014 at 17:19

        I fear it would.

      • 248 ladycheetah7 April 18, 2014 at 16:47

        In the PL? Might be never.

      • 249 Susan P April 18, 2014 at 16:54

        You are probably right!

    • 250 Professor VJ Duke April 18, 2014 at 15:49

      *laughs* Pigheaded…yeah, that was rather immature. But I liked it. And I’ve thought about using it. What’s that say about me?

      • 251 ladycheetah7 April 18, 2014 at 16:46

        You don’t strike me as the arrogant type obliged to call people names. .but I could be wrong.

      • 252 Professor VJ Duke April 18, 2014 at 17:12

        No, I think you know more about me than is right for a person to know. How about the name sweet-sauce? Does that count?

      • 253 ladycheetah7 April 18, 2014 at 17:16

        Um…..yeah….um no.

      • 254 Professor VJ Duke April 18, 2014 at 17:49

        So, I’m allowed to call people that, then? I’ve given this much thought.

      • 255 ladycheetah7 April 18, 2014 at 18:00

        Do so@ your own risk…lol
        U r too funny. The fact you say you have given thought to calling people sweet sauce is hilarious.

      • 256 Professor VJ Duke April 18, 2014 at 18:04

        Okay. This is why I asked you. So, if someone called you that, what would you do?

        *laughing* I’d love to do it.

      • 257 ladycheetah7 April 18, 2014 at 18:07

        Besides give that person a side eye slanty glance and look them up and down like they didn’t have good sense, I would tell them this ain’t barbecue. What do I look like? A slab of ribs….

      • 258 Professor VJ Duke April 18, 2014 at 18:08

        *laughing lots* Lady, that’s hilarious.

      • 259 Professor VJ Duke April 18, 2014 at 17:50

        Btw, Lady, how is your novel coming?

      • 260 ladycheetah7 April 18, 2014 at 17:58

        Umerah…..
        That’s an offline conversation. May I bounce an idea off of you via email?

      • 261 Professor VJ Duke April 18, 2014 at 18:03

        Absolutely! I’d love to. Shoot!

  15. 262 ladycheetah7 April 17, 2014 at 18:15

    Oh that was very enjoyable. I like the conversation between Daniel and Mr. R, quite funny I must say. Glad Daniel stood his ground because MR is such a know it all. And poor Schwarz. Brave but reckless. I wonder, who is going to take care of the hospital bill?

    • 263 deanthefish April 18, 2014 at 01:13

      They’ll probably leave Schwarz there until Mr. Magi comes to clean up!

      • 264 Professor VJ Duke April 18, 2014 at 16:23

        Yes, that’s for sure. Mr. Magi won’t be happy.

      • 265 ladycheetah7 April 18, 2014 at 16:47

        WoW. That is cruel and unusual.

    • 266 Professor VJ Duke April 18, 2014 at 15:48

      Well, I think Parker is the hospital guy. Perhaps he’ll take the bill himself? I know you like Daniel’s voice, and he seems to match very well with Mr. R. (Even though they don’t get along too well.)

      Would you have stopped Schwarz? I didn’t. I wanted to see what would happen.

      • 267 ladycheetah7 April 18, 2014 at 16:05

        No. I would have watched him fly. Too bad he didn’t flap his wings.

      • 268 Professor VJ Duke April 18, 2014 at 16:39

        It would have been funny. I bet you might have pushed Mr. R over the cliff, too…

      • 269 ladycheetah7 April 18, 2014 at 16:45

        Ah you know it and would have put it on YouTube as bungee jumping. ..lol

      • 270 Professor VJ Duke April 18, 2014 at 17:09

        *laughing oh so lots* You’re so wicked, Lady!

      • 271 ladycheetah7 April 18, 2014 at 18:10

        I’ve got it! Daniel’s voice sounds “posh” and proper. I don’t know if he is American but reminds me of a Briton.

      • 272 Professor VJ Duke April 21, 2014 at 12:46

        Very interesting. Daniel is American, I think. Now what about Mr. R? How’s he sound?

      • 273 ladycheetah7 April 21, 2014 at 12:48

        Um. Dunno. The true voice is well disguised so hard to tell.

      • 274 Professor VJ Duke April 21, 2014 at 13:19

        That is his true voice, dadblameit!

  16. 275 desertdweller29 April 17, 2014 at 18:04

    Why must Schwarz be the guinea pig? I was nervous there for a moment…

    • 276 deanthefish April 18, 2014 at 01:12

      Some men are born to be the guinea pig I suppose. Schwarz is too openminded to ever say no!

    • 277 Professor VJ Duke April 18, 2014 at 15:46

      Do you suppose it’s because he’s brave? (Would you like to meet Schwarz? Just a curious question, you know.) I was nervous too! But Schwarz is resilient.

      • 278 desertdweller29 April 18, 2014 at 16:04

        I would like to meet Schwarz just to hear him say, Chickit!

      • 279 Professor VJ Duke April 18, 2014 at 16:38

        Haha! I understand that, for sure. I like when he says “Oh yeah”

  17. 280 weggieboy April 17, 2014 at 16:39

    Of course it is! Till I was told little boys can’t fly, I knew that I became airborne – flew, in fact! – if I faced the wind, extended my arms (“wings”), and ran. I left the bounds of earth every time! The last time I flew I was five-ish…!

    • 281 deanthefish April 18, 2014 at 01:12

      Ah, the power of the mind!

    • 282 Professor VJ Duke April 18, 2014 at 15:26

      *laughing* But don’t you kinda want to try again? You know, flying is just plumb fun.

  18. 283 K. A. Brace April 17, 2014 at 13:58

    A rather confusing set of circumstances. But it is sychronistic for me as I just finished a poem about Napoloen which I give you first peak as it will not be posted for a while.

    Elbe

    The mind made mad by the smallness of the place
    The small minds sent to be his jailers watching every move
    Would pay to see his bowel movements if they could
    Of this poor born Corsican boy who grew himself
    To be a man of visions that far outstripped the possibilities
    Of the time to rise from the corpse made ashes of the terror
    To give a people hope, and bread and reason to believe
    They could be once more the shining star of Europe.

    It was the belief in what could be and the nightmare
    Of the past combined with his victories that seemed
    So simple all because he fought off the fear of defeat
    Replacing it with a myth made up all his own, the eagle
    Flyting to its aerie nest to survey each victory that became
    His ultimate defeat, abdication, exile, escape and still
    The Immortals followed him, the people cheered him on
    Until he found his ultimate flaw waiting in there at Waterloo.

    By then he was quite mad already to the world, his dream
    The fantasy of fools who step to rise above themselves
    And leave the humanity they once saw in all they tried to do
    In the rubble of thinking they were better than the dream.

    So on the rock of Elbe he commanded only his own view
    Of the history that brought him there and the future left
    For him to spend his days, his mind so far from there
    But imprisoned in a body, imprisoned by the prison keeping it.

    >KB

    • 284 Professor VJ Duke April 17, 2014 at 16:15

      Very well done, KB! You should do more poems about historical figures. I really dig that.

      Now that question is: is that how you heard Nappy’s voice?

      • 285 K. A. Brace April 17, 2014 at 18:10

        I do them when the occasion arises. No , that’s not how I imagined his voice but then he wasn’t supposed to be real. Overall you’ve done better segments. Smiles. >KB

      • 286 Professor VJ Duke April 18, 2014 at 15:47

        Well, I just taped what I saw, you know. It was a very odd thingy for sure.

      • 287 K. A. Brace April 18, 2014 at 15:51

        Hey it’s only one person’s opinion and it’s not like I’m not going to continue reading your stuff. >KB

      • 288 Professor VJ Duke April 18, 2014 at 16:30

        And the professor is glad to have you about, you know.

    • 289 deanthefish April 18, 2014 at 01:09

      That’s why we thank you for doing your best to contribute!

      • 290 K. A. Brace April 18, 2014 at 05:19

        Thank you >KB

  19. 291 PorterGirl April 17, 2014 at 13:28

    Super! And good to see Mr R maintaining some sense of decorum. A little more practice with the wings and I reckon all the PL will be flying in no time! Or maybe not. Have a fabulous weekend Professor :)

    • 292 Professor VJ Duke April 17, 2014 at 16:14

      I’m sure you’re right. I’ll get a pair for you if you like. I plan to be flying soon myself. (I want to steal picnics.)

      You too, Lucy!

      • 293 PorterGirl April 18, 2014 at 19:52

        Sounds good to me. I would also like to steal picnics :)

      • 294 Professor VJ Duke April 21, 2014 at 12:59

        That would be the best.

  20. 295 Simply Skeptical April 17, 2014 at 13:22

    Not the brightest bunch eh? LOL! What’s wrong with Frankie? Sounds like Peter Lorre. LOL! A little delusional/insane perhaps? Mr. R. the only one maintaining a bit of common sense in this one. Great FUN!!

    • 296 Professor VJ Duke April 17, 2014 at 16:13

      Now that you say it–he does a bit! Frankie is one of the professor’s favorites–I admit this freely! Definitely insane!

      I’m glad you like Mr. R, you know.

  21. 297 FictionFan April 17, 2014 at 13:12

    Oh my! Daniel! Yay!! I’m deeply concerned that my poor Schwarzy keeps getting killed these days, so what a relief when that little ‘I’m okay’ came through!

    Stellar aurtoon, C-W-W – thanks for an early laugh this week, and have a great weekend!

    • 298 Professor VJ Duke April 17, 2014 at 16:13

      Haha! Yes, Schwarz is tough. And he’s also brave–as you see. No other PL’er would try the wings out. He should have just flapped them. I know I would have.

      Many thanks, FEF! You too. Schwarz may have sent you best wishes too.

      • 299 FictionFan April 17, 2014 at 22:01

        Yes, but Schwarzy is unconventional…

        *smiles at Professor* *flutters eyelashes at Schwarzy and blushes*

      • 300 Professor VJ Duke April 18, 2014 at 16:17

        So is the professor.

        *hands FEF a rose*

      • 301 FictionFan April 18, 2014 at 23:24

        Awwww, how lovely!!! *shoves Schwarzy and his tulips off nearest mountain and flutters eyelashes at Professor*

      • 302 Professor VJ Duke April 21, 2014 at 13:08

        I do hope I don’t get shoved off the mountain! What if Mr. R shows up and hands you three flowers?

      • 303 FictionFan April 21, 2014 at 17:11

        Even if Mr R brought me flowers and chocolates, I’d never shove my C-W-W off a mountain…(though obviously there would be more temptation if George were to turn up…)

      • 304 Professor VJ Duke April 21, 2014 at 21:08

        Well…would you then? I must needs know!

      • 305 FictionFan April 21, 2014 at 23:22

        Sadly for me (but perhaps happily for you!) we will probably never find out… *poker face*

      • 306 Professor VJ Duke April 22, 2014 at 14:04

        Well, I jump of cliffs as a pastime. *lovely sound to you, madam!*

      • 307 FictionFan April 22, 2014 at 18:07

        *puts in ear plugs and sniffs lovely rose*

      • 308 Professor VJ Duke April 23, 2014 at 00:36

        I bet there’s a bee in there!

    • 309 deanthefish April 18, 2014 at 01:20

      Schwarz has always been my favorite too!!


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