All proverbs are written by V. Shnodgrate unless noted otherwise.
1. It is said, “Two wrongs don’t make a right,” and I tell you that’s true. Nobody was trying to make a right in the first place.
2. Bees that have honey in their mouths have stings in their tails. —English Proverb
3. Every time I say this at a party, it causes a controversy. But it’s true. The war was fought over states’ rights, not slavery. —Mr. Ratherquite
Favorites, PF? The professor favors the second one. See how harsh a bee can be when all you want is honey?
“There has been nothing but like 80 tornadoes at my house!” Schwarz Tauptinker reported. “Time for vacation!”
Featured Story: Uncommon Storms
by J. Freedwoppen
I had the chance to sit down with Schwarz Tauptinker right before he left for vacation, and talk about all the odd storms he’s been having. ~ J. Freedwoppen
J.FREEDWOPPEN: So, Schwarz, tell me about all those tornadoes!
SCHWARZ TAUPTINKER: Well, it’s obvious that where I live must be the place for twisters. Chickit.
JF: And that’s a new development?
ST: I guess. I mean, I don’t remember too many before.
JF: So, you’re going on vacation in the hopes that when you come back everything will be normal again?
ST: Yeppy. I’m going down south. To Florida actually.
JF: Have a nice vacation.
ST: You too.
MicP Studios—Behind the Scenes
by Nicholas Warren
Mic had a new machine. A new computer program… A new video program that ‘would make things easy and make the videos better,’ is the way he put it. He talked me into coming to watch it work.
The professor was smarter. He said he had things to do…which I don’t think he did. I guess he knew.
But I believed Mic.
It was a lie. A dreadful lie.
But like all good lies, it had a kernel of truth to it. That’s why it was so believable. It was a new program. It could do more.
And that was just the problem. It could do too much. Mic went crazy with all the possibilities, and I had to stay and help him. I didn’t want to be rude.
By the time the video was done, it was evening. Sure, we had a great video. But nothing I had wanted to do was done.
And I was way too tired to do anything else.
THE VEEZLER: Have a nice vacation. Hope your head hurts when you come back.
SCHWARZ TAUPTINKER: That was cruel.
THE VEEZLER: Oh, I can get worse. Would you like to see?
SCHWARZ TAUPTINKER: No, but I think you should go on vacation.
THE VEEZLER: I don’t want to!
SCHWARZ TAUPTINKER: Then go to my house and enjoy the storms.
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