Punchy AurToon: Thank Yous & Apologies

THANK YOUS AND APOLOGIES
Produced by MicP Studios
Directed by Mic Pencilpoint
Dramatized by Nicholas Warren
Music by Symphonist Sepperl

Cast:
Marlin
BillySue
Daniel H.
Daddy Salami
&
Drake

A package is delivered to a house, and then a riot ensues. Mailmen are under appreciated, and Marlin is out to make sure everyone understands that.

[NOTE: The AurToon always has closing comments after the subscribe screen.]

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123 Responses to “Punchy AurToon: Thank Yous & Apologies”


  1. 1 erinkenobi2893 June 9, 2014 at 17:08

    Yay! Daddy Salami got arrested! X-P
    That was a bit messy. (Poor Marlin. :-P )

    • 2 Professor VJ Duke June 9, 2014 at 21:00

      Yes! I’m sure you were happy about that. Don’t you think he deserved it?

      • 3 erinkenobi2893 June 10, 2014 at 12:20

        Yes, he did! He shouldn’t have been running around pumping off random rounds from his tommy gun! Somebody might have gotten hurt! Besides, he’s a rotter in any case.

      • 4 Professor VJ Duke June 10, 2014 at 13:52

        A rotter! Perfect. Yes, you should have…taken his head off!

      • 5 erinkenobi2893 June 10, 2014 at 21:15

        Mmm… I don’t like killing people. Maybe I should just lock him up with Obi-Wan for a couple hours. Then Obi-Wan could lecture him! >:-D

      • 6 Professor VJ Duke June 11, 2014 at 13:06

        Or you could lock him in the closet with Anakin!

      • 7 erinkenobi2893 June 11, 2014 at 17:40

        Hmmm, good idea. Though he’d probably die before Anakin did. :-P

      • 8 Professor VJ Duke June 11, 2014 at 21:27

        I think you’re absolutely right. Anakin could kill him too.

      • 9 erinkenobi2893 June 12, 2014 at 11:24

        Hands down. Anakin may act like an idiot a great deal of the time, but he’s really no fool.

      • 10 Professor VJ Duke June 12, 2014 at 14:17

        Yes, I suppose so. It’s a shame he went to the dark side. You should stop him. But then again, I’m a Sith, so I’m not sure what I’m saying.

      • 11 erinkenobi2893 June 12, 2014 at 20:12

        Ehhh… He’s no fun as a maddened proponent of the Dark Side. He’s much more fun to prank and have as an aid in pranking, and for him the Dark Side destroys his sense of humor.

      • 12 Professor VJ Duke June 12, 2014 at 22:52

        It really did! Gave him ugly eyes, too.

      • 13 erinkenobi2893 June 13, 2014 at 17:40

        I know, right?! *stares* It was CREEPY!

      • 14 Professor VJ Duke June 15, 2014 at 18:12

        It was. I still think all he needed (earlier on) was an Obi-Wan slap about the head.

      • 15 erinkenobi2893 June 15, 2014 at 22:46

        Probably would’ve helped! X-D
        *force-feeds Palpatine a shoe* You. Are. Sick. Palpacreeps.

      • 16 Professor VJ Duke June 16, 2014 at 16:35

        I wonder who his master was, you know.

      • 17 erinkenobi2893 June 16, 2014 at 16:36

        Darth Plageius I think. *forces Plageius to eat the phone book*

      • 18 Professor VJ Duke June 16, 2014 at 17:03

        *and a few ant traps*

      • 19 erinkenobi2893 June 16, 2014 at 20:24

        >:-D YES!!!

      • 20 Professor VJ Duke June 16, 2014 at 22:47

        Complete with dead ants!

      • 21 erinkenobi2893 June 17, 2014 at 14:43

        0_0 EWWW! >:-D
        I hope we’ve poisoned him now. :-P

      • 22 Professor VJ Duke June 17, 2014 at 17:42

        I think he’ll die soon…sadly.

      • 23 erinkenobi2893 June 17, 2014 at 21:51

        Ehhh… *pours water down Plagieous’ ears with an evil grin* We can torture him until he does! :-P

      • 24 Professor VJ Duke June 18, 2014 at 12:48

        *laughing* You are cruel! Here, let me get a blowtorch.

      • 25 erinkenobi2893 June 18, 2014 at 13:58

        0_0 :-P *gets sand and pours it down his back, veeeery slowly* >:-D

      • 26 Professor VJ Duke June 18, 2014 at 17:04

        Make it hot sand!

      • 27 erinkenobi2893 June 18, 2014 at 18:15

        It’s sand with chiggers in it. >:-D
        Also, it’s like Chinese water torture. >:-D

      • 28 Professor VJ Duke June 19, 2014 at 00:56

        That’s horrible! I’m starting to feel bad for Mr. Creep.

      • 29 erinkenobi2893 June 19, 2014 at 02:03

        :-P
        I don’t think the chiggers are biting, anyway. :-/ They only go after humans, and Plagieus isn’t.

      • 30 Professor VJ Duke June 19, 2014 at 12:45

        Hahaha! Yes, I’m not sure what he is either. Maybe a bug himself.

      • 31 erinkenobi2893 June 19, 2014 at 15:47

        Probably. :-P

  2. 32 InfiniteZip May 31, 2014 at 11:32

    I’d like to be richer too, but the car crash sounded scary, and a slingshot would be fun instead of a baseball bat:) shoot their eyes out, then they could only hear the laughter in punchy land:)

    • 33 Professor VJ Duke June 2, 2014 at 12:03

      Goodness me! A shooting of the eyes would burn and tingle!

  3. 34 Angeline M May 30, 2014 at 02:27

    What???? So DS is off to the slammer?

    • 35 Professor VJ Duke May 30, 2014 at 13:04

      Well, he’ll escape, you know. Don’t you have faith that he will?

      • 36 Angeline M May 30, 2014 at 13:18

        I do, because he has not a cur brain :)

      • 37 Professor VJ Duke May 30, 2014 at 23:45

        Is the professor, would you say?

      • 38 Angeline M May 31, 2014 at 02:33

        Not yet

      • 39 Professor VJ Duke June 2, 2014 at 12:02

        I have hope, then!

  4. 40 Amy Pinkrose May 29, 2014 at 18:07

    I really don’t have much punchy to say other then I liked the skit. And seeing this was all about manners, I say thank you, Professor. Yours respectfurly, LadyP

    • 41 Professor VJ Duke May 30, 2014 at 12:47

      Now, LadyP, you must pick a favorite right now, please.

      • 42 Amy Pinkrose May 30, 2014 at 14:01

        Not going that path. Nope. *arms folded on chest* You cannot make me.

      • 43 Professor VJ Duke May 30, 2014 at 23:49

        But…you must. Otherwise, I’ll decide for you.

      • 44 Amy Pinkrose May 31, 2014 at 00:54

        Fine. You decide then. I’m not gonna have anyone’s feelings hurt. You don’t have a heart. You wouldn’t care.

      • 45 Professor VJ Duke June 2, 2014 at 11:59

        Nor would LadyP…

  5. 46 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister May 29, 2014 at 17:14

    There is a bunch to sort out here, Duke.
    First, I enjoy the explaination cards being done throughout the video. Made me laugh as some of it was obvious, which created a bunch of laughter.

    Mail carriers are under appreciated, for sure. Did you know that I was the first one in my familiy’s history to graduate from college? I am proud to be raised and loved by them. I have a lot of respect for those who work hard. No matter their background or station in life. Horrible people are horrible no matter how much they have…btw.

    Oh those voices… *smiles*

    I need to subscribe…I keep putting it off and I’m not sure why. I will do it.

    • 47 Professor VJ Duke May 29, 2014 at 17:53

      *laughing* I always state the obvious. But it was Mic! Blame him, please.

      I did not! I’m sure your family is very proud. A lot was on your shoulders it seems, Audith. I respect you for that. *hides*

      And that’s very true. The professor will be horrible no matter what.

      *laughing* I was in there this time…

      Oh… *laughs again* It’s all dadblamery. Haveth you a Youtube channel?

      • 48 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister May 29, 2014 at 18:28

        Why must there be blaming, Duketh? I thought it was fantastic! Well done, to Mic. He is super funny. I had no idea…

        I didn’t tell you that to have you compliment me, Duke. Stop. No, less than you would think, actually. Maybe.
        You do? But, there isn’t anything to… *finds you and sits down with you* *requests we sit back to back so we prop each other up* All this hiding… this is a nice way to sit.

        No, he won’t. UGH!

        Duke! I knew it. Tell me…which one…somehow tell me.

        Maybeth…

      • 49 Professor VJ Duke May 30, 2014 at 12:54

        No idea?!

        Hmm! Very interesting. Yes, I think this new way to sit is rather better. Now we should walk up a wall or something. Like in ones of those movies. It’s a good leg exercise, I hear.

        He’s so odd, you know.

        Well, at the way end, when Daniel was pitching the PL, I think I said something like, “That doesn’t follow…”

        I won’t attack you. But, of course, I’m interested.

      • 50 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister May 30, 2014 at 14:12

        What?! Well…he is funny! Why didn’t you tell me that. I love funny.

        Okay, but this is a tall wall. I hope we don’t fall. Okay, Duke, give it your all. We’ll surely tumble if you stall. When do we start, you make the call. *laughs* Have you ever tried climbing like this before?

        Fancy that…me too. *smiles*

        I think I heard you…

        Attack me?

      • 51 Professor VJ Duke May 30, 2014 at 23:49

        Huff-Hum!

        *laughing* LOvely. I have not!

        Yes, that was me.

        Well, I won’t harass? I’m not sure that’s the right word either.

      • 52 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister May 31, 2014 at 02:36

        What?! What did I say?

        *laughs too* Me either…tis a hard sport!

        I shouldn’t listen to it more than ten times, right?

        It wouldn’t bother me if you did, Duke.

      • 53 Professor VJ Duke June 2, 2014 at 12:02

        Nothing, dadblameit!

        Oh, it’s up to you. *blushes*

        *smiles*

      • 54 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister June 2, 2014 at 14:19

        Oh…something…come on, Duke. Cursing again…

        How nice of you, Duketh. *smiles a lotta*

      • 55 Professor VJ Duke June 2, 2014 at 15:58

        Well, I’m mum on the topic!

      • 56 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister June 2, 2014 at 17:44

        Plumb mum…

      • 57 Professor VJ Duke June 3, 2014 at 12:27

        Quite right!

      • 58 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister June 3, 2014 at 16:55

        What did I say??? *whispers curses*

      • 59 Professor VJ Duke June 3, 2014 at 18:43

        *leans in to hear the curses, hoping he’ll hear a new one*

      • 60 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister June 3, 2014 at 19:32

        *offers up nothing he hasn’t heard before*

      • 61 Professor VJ Duke June 4, 2014 at 12:43

        Oh, Rats and a Heifer!

      • 62 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister June 4, 2014 at 17:05

        You’ve offered up something I’ve heard from you before. *giggle*

      • 63 Professor VJ Duke June 4, 2014 at 18:44

        Yes, well…malediction!

      • 64 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister June 4, 2014 at 20:11

        You’ll have to try harder than that…

      • 65 Professor VJ Duke June 5, 2014 at 14:08

        I don’t know anymore…

      • 66 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister June 5, 2014 at 15:49

        Me either. It was so long ago..

      • 67 Professor VJ Duke June 5, 2014 at 19:40

        *nods like a pickle*

      • 68 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister June 6, 2014 at 00:12

        Sweet or dill?

      • 69 Professor VJ Duke June 6, 2014 at 13:45

        It really depends. How I”m feeling now, dill. How about you?

      • 70 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister June 6, 2014 at 14:33

        Mostly, dill. Those cute little sweet midget pickles get me sometimes and I have to have a bite of one, but normally I don’t want the sweet taste it has. Slightly disturbing.

      • 71 Professor VJ Duke June 8, 2014 at 14:58

        Because sweet isn’t any good…

      • 72 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister June 9, 2014 at 04:05

        Umm, that isn’t what I…ummm…well, I guess I have to agree…wait, yes it is!!

      • 73 Professor VJ Duke June 9, 2014 at 13:25

        I’m so wickedly smart sometimes.

      • 74 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister June 9, 2014 at 14:03

        You live for the moment you mess me up. What will I do with you!?

      • 75 Professor VJ Duke June 9, 2014 at 20:43

        Throw me in a river.

      • 76 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister June 10, 2014 at 00:45

        My pleasure…just come a bit closer, Duketh.

      • 77 Professor VJ Duke June 10, 2014 at 13:40

        *runs away*

      • 78 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister June 10, 2014 at 14:46

        Grabs my trainers, puts them on and ties them slowly, grabs a quick drink of water, locks the door and catches up with you with ease. *Hi, Duke what’s your hurry?*

      • 79 Professor VJ Duke June 10, 2014 at 18:42

        What’s a trainer?

      • 80 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister June 10, 2014 at 20:51

        Sneakers…tennis shoes…running shoes?

      • 81 Professor VJ Duke June 11, 2014 at 12:55

        Ohhhhhhh!

      • 82 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister June 11, 2014 at 14:12

        You’re mocking me.

      • 83 Professor VJ Duke June 11, 2014 at 21:14

        I am not! I probably should have known that. But I didn’t. There’s something wrong with me, I fear.

      • 84 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister June 12, 2014 at 03:16

        What do you think it is, Duke? Wrong with you that is…

      • 85 Professor VJ Duke June 12, 2014 at 14:09

        Professorish mind?

      • 86 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister June 12, 2014 at 18:31

        Is always your excuse?

      • 87 Professor VJ Duke June 12, 2014 at 22:48

        Yes, rather stellar, isn’t it?

      • 88 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister June 13, 2014 at 02:55

        *thinks about it*

  6. 89 Simply Skeptical May 29, 2014 at 15:42

    Whew! My heads spinning on this one Professor. I’m not sure who to feel sorry for or angry with. They’re all a bunch of zanies. No rhyme or reason just Punchyishness. Super fun!

    • 90 Professor VJ Duke May 29, 2014 at 17:49

      For sure! Do you like reason, now that you bring it up?

  7. 91 Julie Harris May 29, 2014 at 15:17

    BillySue’s voice cracks me up! I guess we all need to mind our manners, lol!

    • 92 Professor VJ Duke May 29, 2014 at 17:46

      Yes, for sure! *laughs too* What do you suppose she looks like–from her voice, I mean?

  8. 93 Susan P May 29, 2014 at 13:51

    Well. Dear me. Mercy. At least I know what Nick was doing all week. But, Hubert? Seriously? No wonder he’s in hiding and invisible in the sand dunes. Hubert? Gah.

    Me thinks that BillySue was too soft on them.

    • 94 Professor VJ Duke May 29, 2014 at 17:42

      He wrote it up rather well. I phoned him and I said, “Nick, my man, could you help out?” And he said, “Maybe.” And I said, “Good.” And that was that.

      Don’t you like Hubert? I kinda do…

      Really? What should she have done?

      • 95 Susan P May 30, 2014 at 12:55

        Reminds me of an obnoxious former vice president.

      • 96 Professor VJ Duke May 30, 2014 at 13:07

        Nick does?

      • 97 Susan P May 30, 2014 at 14:54

        Hubert. Not Nick. Nick is much more of a gentleman than HHH.

      • 98 Professor VJ Duke May 30, 2014 at 23:50

        HHH…tis a wonder.

      • 99 Susan P May 31, 2014 at 18:36

        But definitely not an interest. :D

  9. 100 L. Marie May 29, 2014 at 13:38

    Ha ha!!! One’s life expectancy drops when Daddy Salami shows up!
    Marlin was very grouchy. Perhaps his feet hurt? Glad Daniel called the police.

    • 101 Professor VJ Duke May 29, 2014 at 17:41

      *laughing lots* Wonderful observation! So true, too. And it’s a wonder.

      Now see here. I thought that Marlin was in the right. Of course, he might have been a little bit harsh with BillySue, but Daniel, on the other hand, he was the wicked one!

      • 102 L. Marie May 30, 2014 at 12:51

        BillySue asked him to leave and he refused to do so! That’s trespassing and pretty much a crime, which gets the police involved. Daniel is a bit wicked, but someone had to call the police.

      • 103 Professor VJ Duke May 30, 2014 at 13:06

        Very true. Daniel did handle it poorly, but he was on the right side of the wicked. Ooo, that’s kinda neatio. And like the professor. I’m always on the right side of the wicked, you know.

  10. 104 FictionFan May 29, 2014 at 13:19

    Well! Poor Marlin! I really feel he needs to have a calming cup of camomile tea. (Nice to hear from him again though!) But I’m so glad DS is banged up in prison – he’s become so violent recently.

    Am I wrong in thinking that Billy Sue is married to Daniel?

    • 105 Professor VJ Duke May 29, 2014 at 17:39

      Camomile tea… I think you made that up. Unless, I made it up. But I don’t think I have…

      Yes. I bet it could be a bit confusing. BillySue is technically married to Dennis N. MM and Dennis worked together for some time. It’s all there. There’s a deep history, you know. That should prove that this is real.

      • 106 FictionFan May 29, 2014 at 19:36

        I couldn’t have made it up – I’m not creative. So it must be real…

        Dennis! That’s right! I knew it began with a D. I’m rather glad actually – I don’t think Daniel would get on too well as MM’s son-in-law… Of course it’s real – is someone saying it isn’t? Tell me who, and I’ll put a gnomish curse on them…

      • 107 Professor VJ Duke May 30, 2014 at 12:59

        Not creative my boot!

        Yes, Daniel and MM would fight. Not to say Dennis and MM don’t. I think some say it’s fantasy.

      • 108 FictionFan May 30, 2014 at 16:57

        *laughing* Lovely expression!

        It can’t be fantasy, ‘cos that would mean Schwarzy didn’t exist and then FF would sigh/cry/possibly die.

      • 109 Professor VJ Duke May 30, 2014 at 23:55

        Thanks! I made it up. *proud face*

        That rhymes. I do feel for the Sausage. When did you start like Schwarz, btw?

      • 110 FictionFan May 31, 2014 at 15:59

        I can’t remember! Isn’t that terrible? I feel so ashamed. It was round about the time that it became clear that DS had done away with his wife, I know that. If you read back through all the comments threads, I’m sure you’ll be able to find out… *mean, wicked, chuckling face*

      • 111 Professor VJ Duke June 2, 2014 at 12:04

        *laughing* I refuse to do that!

  11. 112 PorterGirl May 29, 2014 at 13:11

    Wow! An exciting episode with lots going on! I feel there was a moral in there somewhere, but I’m not sure what it is… maybe to be nicer to mailmen (or postmen, as we call them this side of the pond). Marlin certainly had a bad day, didn’t he? I have to say I think Daniel did the right thing and it is a shame his car got bumped. No matter how rich you are, a dent in your car is never fun! Now – for the rest of the day I shall make sure I say thank you and sorry to everyone :)

    • 113 Professor VJ Duke May 29, 2014 at 17:37

      *laughing* For sure! I feel the same way as you. There must be a moral. But then, in the PL, don’t morals seem to be misconstrued lots of the times?

      Postmen… That reminds me…what does squash mean to you, Lucy?

      • 114 PorterGirl May 29, 2014 at 17:54

        I actually rather like the morals of the PL, they make life interesting!

        Squash – that means a few things. It is an indoor sport played on a court with a teeney bouncy ball and racquets. It is also a type of soft drink you dilute with water – usually in flavours like ‘Forest Fruits’ and ‘Tropical’. There’s also butternut squash (squash for short) which is an awesome vegetable. I suppose you knew the last one, though :)

      • 115 Professor VJ Duke May 29, 2014 at 17:55

        Haha! Well, I have to agree!

        The middle one! That’s the one I just heard about. And it was mind boggling to me!

      • 116 PorterGirl May 29, 2014 at 17:59

        The concentrated fruit drinks?!

      • 117 Professor VJ Duke May 30, 2014 at 12:46

        Yes! Surprised?

  12. 118 technophile9 May 29, 2014 at 12:45

    Perfect! Lots of interesting stuff…

    Marlin should have a holiday for sure.

    I used I like Daniel but not so much now. :(

    And is Daddy Salami’s real name Hubert? Or am I missing something? o_O

    • 119 Professor VJ Duke May 29, 2014 at 12:57

      Many thanks, Joe!

      Yes, I agree. Wasn’t he grouchy this episode?

      Oh no! Why so?

      No, no. *laughing* Drake calls him that to ‘put him down’ as it were. It’s a name he uses to dominate DS with.

      • 120 technophile9 May 29, 2014 at 16:09

        He was wasn’t he? Although I understand his plight.

        Daniel seems a bit snobbish, although admittedly he was trying to rescue BillySue.

        Oh that makes much more sense. ;)

      • 121 Professor VJ Duke May 29, 2014 at 17:51

        He was really upset. You know, I think it was DS chasing him about that caused it. I know this professor would be in a bad mood after that, for sure!

        Yes. I think he just gets like that when he’s trying to do a ‘good deed’ as it were. He’s really a nice guy.

        Yes.

  13. 122 weggieboy May 29, 2014 at 12:45

    Whew! I hope BillySue learned the virtue of saying “thanks’ even when the ungrateful wretch doesn’t deserve the courtesy! (How fortuitous Daddy Salami came to make the point, though it isn’t clear which one he hoped to make.) I guess this is why some people keep a vicious dog handy for the mail carrier, though. Or a pet catamount. Next time, BillySue surely will have one or the other.

    • 123 Professor VJ Duke May 29, 2014 at 12:56

      I think you’re right, W. For instance, I think Dougy might scare off an intruder with those eyes of his!

      Yes, it is very interesting that DS came and started bothering Marlin like he was bothering BillySue. And then Drake showed up.


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