Star Trek, Episode 3: Taking Command (Punchy AurToon)

Star Trek, Episode 3: Taking Command (Punchy AurToon)
Produced by MicP Studios
Directed by Mic Pencilpoint
Dramatized by Professor VJ Duke
Music by Symphonist Sepperl

Cast:
Fats Henry as Captain Kirk-Picard
Schwarz Tauptinker as Schwarz Data
Manly-Man as Manly-Worf
Scientist as Spock
Daddy Salami as Captain Sal
&
Ruber Salami as Rebel Chase

To watch the first episode, visit: http://youtu.be/1fHFfUeTeSg
To watch the second: http://youtu.be/lsExh2enO9o

Captain Kirk-Picard of the Starship Exercise and Spock, his righthand man, set off to explore a planet, leaving Schwarz Data and Manly-Worf on the ship. And that’s when it happens: Schwarz Data decides to take command. But he was never expecting to have to abandon the captain, and run for his life from another starship…

 

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157 Responses to “Star Trek, Episode 3: Taking Command (Punchy AurToon)”


  1. 1 Jackie June 6, 2014 at 18:53

    That was a humdinger! Oh yes it was.

    • 2 Professor VJ Duke June 8, 2014 at 15:03

      It was! Like the professor, huh?

      • 3 Jackie June 8, 2014 at 15:19

        Oh yeah!

      • 4 Professor VJ Duke June 9, 2014 at 13:22

        That’s the spirit! And the professor’s a warrior, too?

      • 5 Jackie June 9, 2014 at 14:18

        Oh yeah!

      • 6 Professor VJ Duke June 9, 2014 at 20:47

        *smiles bigly*

  2. 7 erinkenobi2893 June 6, 2014 at 13:38

    That was Daddy Salami, wasn’t it? I’ll bet he was just faking to make trouble.

    • 8 Professor VJ Duke June 6, 2014 at 13:57

      Yes, that was! He had his phone voice on, though. I think you like DS overall.

      • 9 erinkenobi2893 June 6, 2014 at 14:10

        He’s obnoxious. He might be funny, but I would not like to be stuck in an elevator with him. Somebody might get murdered at that rate.

      • 10 Professor VJ Duke June 8, 2014 at 14:55

        You mean you might kill him?

      • 11 erinkenobi2893 June 9, 2014 at 16:02

        That’s exactly what I mean. :-P

      • 12 Professor VJ Duke June 9, 2014 at 20:53

        Oh dear! Or…

      • 13 erinkenobi2893 June 9, 2014 at 21:27

        But only if I’m driven to it. Three hours alone with D.S. and not being able to tie him up and gag him would leave me with precious few other options. :-P

      • 14 Professor VJ Duke June 10, 2014 at 13:26

        But you might be surprised how he is one on one. He can be…more interesting…

      • 15 erinkenobi2893 June 10, 2014 at 20:49

        Hmm. If “more interesting” also means “more murderous”… :-P

      • 16 Professor VJ Duke June 11, 2014 at 12:54

        Haha! Would you use your sword?

      • 17 erinkenobi2893 June 11, 2014 at 16:07

        Probably. If I had to. :-P

      • 18 Professor VJ Duke June 11, 2014 at 21:25

        Ghastly!

      • 19 erinkenobi2893 June 12, 2014 at 11:12

        Indeed.

  3. 20 L. Marie June 6, 2014 at 13:01

    So, it all worked out then. Good. Manly-Worf and Schwarz Data were really heroes. Hopefully Kirk-Picard and Spock won’t get eaten by a creature on the Red Planet. Something tells me we haven’t seen the last of them or Captain Sal.

    • 21 Professor VJ Duke June 6, 2014 at 13:54

      He shall be back, for sure. Things might get spicy now, with the team all separated. I think it might be neatio.

  4. 22 InfiniteZip June 6, 2014 at 09:09

    I want to go to the red planet, do they have a purple one? Space gets scary….unknown thingies out there….

    • 23 Professor VJ Duke June 6, 2014 at 13:52

      And maybe white apes and such. Oh, I bet so. Would you go to the purple one?

      • 24 InfiniteZip June 6, 2014 at 16:18

        Would you come along for,protection against ,oh,I don’t know…scary creepy things? What if they had snakes there….oh I must not think such thoughts….Fraidy cat I am….

      • 25 Professor VJ Duke June 8, 2014 at 15:03

        Of course I would. Do you know how to use a katana? And cats, you know, are good against snakes.

      • 26 InfiniteZip June 8, 2014 at 16:25

        My cats are vegetarians….what pray tell is a katana?

      • 27 Professor VJ Duke June 9, 2014 at 13:23

        Really? They don’t eat the fish in your river? A sword of magnificent beauty. Have you ever seen one?

      • 28 InfiniteZip June 9, 2014 at 16:10

        I guess not. We eat fish, we don’t stab them with swords:)

      • 29 Professor VJ Duke June 9, 2014 at 20:56

        Haha! Veggie Cats, that’s a wonder, you know!

  5. 30 mgrace58 June 5, 2014 at 21:39

    Hahaha “What do you want? Make it blunt!” :D

    • 31 Professor VJ Duke June 6, 2014 at 13:40

      Doesn’t he say the strangest things, too?

      • 32 mgrace58 June 6, 2014 at 14:53

        He does! >.<

      • 33 Professor VJ Duke June 8, 2014 at 15:02

        Sorta like the professor?

      • 34 mgrace58 June 8, 2014 at 15:52

        You guys should try role playing in Star Trek Online and do voice overs, lol. ;)

      • 35 Professor VJ Duke June 9, 2014 at 13:22

        That can be done? Tell me more, madam, please!

      • 36 mgrace58 June 9, 2014 at 16:46

        I’m sure it can some how. Record game play and add voice?

      • 37 Professor VJ Duke June 9, 2014 at 20:57

        Yes, I bet you’re right. And it would be fun.

      • 38 mgrace58 June 9, 2014 at 22:27

        The game is a lot of fun! ;)

      • 39 Professor VJ Duke June 10, 2014 at 13:27

        So, can you be any character?

      • 40 mgrace58 June 10, 2014 at 19:19

        Yeah you can be Vulcan, Klingon, human, Andorian, Romulan, and many more. You can even create your own race, lol. Search for Star Trek Online.

      • 41 Professor VJ Duke June 11, 2014 at 12:48

        I will! Do you get to fight?

      • 42 mgrace58 June 11, 2014 at 20:51

        Yes they have space and ground battles.

      • 43 Professor VJ Duke June 11, 2014 at 21:30

        That sounds so fun! Thank for telling me. *bows*

      • 44 mgrace58 June 11, 2014 at 21:33

        You are so welcome *bows* 😄

      • 45 Professor VJ Duke June 12, 2014 at 13:53

        I have to worry about my top hat falling off when I bow, you know.

      • 46 mgrace58 June 12, 2014 at 16:29

        Haha, better hold onto it then :P

      • 47 Professor VJ Duke June 12, 2014 at 22:34

        I try. I think I should tie it on, you know.

      • 48 mgrace58 June 12, 2014 at 23:02

        Perhaps you should then. ;)

      • 49 Professor VJ Duke June 12, 2014 at 23:22

        It would be so disheartening!

      • 50 mgrace58 June 13, 2014 at 03:01

        lol keep your hat on ;)

      • 51 Professor VJ Duke June 13, 2014 at 17:02

        I shall try, I promise!

  6. 52 Simply Skeptical June 5, 2014 at 16:32

    Is there mutiny going on here? Oh my, my….I love Spock’s voice it’s so deep and well a… logical, yes logical that’s it.

    Will we find out what’s on the red oval planet? Great traveling special effects and sounds. Thanks for the journey.

    • 53 Professor VJ Duke June 5, 2014 at 19:47

      Very logical! Well, I don’t know if Schwarz was going to be that bad, but now…both teams are separate, which will be an interest.

      Oval… *laughing* Don’t make fun of that, dadblameit!

  7. 54 Julie Harris June 5, 2014 at 16:24

    Manly-Worf cracks me up…loved the music in the beginning! Do you create your own music for your videos?

    • 55 Professor VJ Duke June 5, 2014 at 19:46

      Thank you! We do. Our team is lucky enough to have a composer. He’s know as Symphonist Sepperl. He did do a lovely job.

  8. 56 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister June 5, 2014 at 16:13

    Manly-Worf (MM) seemed so with it and sensible this episode, Duke. Something tells me he’s been eating right, because he isn’t hostile, but then again I forget he’s acting and forced to seem pleasent and rational. *laughs*

    This made me giggle…different parts so much! Cruising along for a century..lol. Exploring and clinging on to…funny! I’m getting the captin glare…then the rhyming. Anyway…loved it.

    I think I’d like to adventure out onto that red planet, as well. I don’t think it would be a bad place to be stranded on either, actually. Everyone has split up…hmmm. I wonder what is going on…I’m so interested!!!!

    Super Duper great this was, Duketh. Well done to the studio, as well. Who’s remote was that flying through the screen? Oh, and its been a week and I still haven’t subscribed. I think I’m in detention now. Dadblameit!!!

    • 57 Professor VJ Duke June 5, 2014 at 19:46

      That’s true! But he has been…being manly. And everything’s just safe. The professor is a beast of a boss… *laughs too*

      Many thanks!

      I thought a split would be a coolio effect! And, yes, I’d like to go to the red planet. I wonder if it’s hostile? Maybe Darth Maul’s on it.

      Detention sounds brutal. Are you sure you’re there? The remote… Video tricks!

      • 58 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister June 6, 2014 at 00:30

        Just safe..how nice. Are you a beast of a boss…I bet you are, Duke. Shouting orders and always saying nothings good enough…

        Yes, something’s going on over here while everyone looks over there…I’ve played this game before. Is the planet like Mars, because then it probably is hostile. Most men are… Ooo, Darth Maul, talk about creepy.

        I think I’ve put myself there.

      • 59 Professor VJ Duke June 6, 2014 at 13:49

        It’s true: I’m a perfectionist. But I’m rather sweet, I think. At least, I know how to motivate! *smiles proudly*

        You’ve played it? How, madam? Men are not, dadblameit! Maybe they are. Well, I’m not sure what it’s like yet. Maul was a good fighter, though.

        But why?

      • 60 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister June 6, 2014 at 14:50

        We can all identify with perfectionism, Duke. I think you must be very sweet and fun to work with or they would leave you high and dry. *gives you a high-five*

        Well, sometimes it can be played this way: Hey look at me I have shiny glittery goodness in my left hand way up here. *people look* and then the right hand grabs their wallet. *continue to stay clueless* It can also be played another way…

        So men aren’t hostile? I think they are, Duke!! Oh, yes, he was a good fighter. I’d hate for any of your men to find him on that planet. *hides under the covers*

        Because I’ve not done what I said I’d do.

      • 61 Professor VJ Duke June 8, 2014 at 15:02

        I am not sweet! Very wicked. The most wicked one ever!

        Interesting! Once the wallet is stolen, the knife should come out. What are the other way?

        But why do you think that? He had that neatio double lightsaber, though. I’d like that.

        Well, take yourself out of detention!

      • 62 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister June 9, 2014 at 04:14

        Worst, meanest, wickedest, dullest ever, I guess. Did I get that right?

        The knife? The others aren’t near as popular.

        Because you said I should believe that, Duketh. The lightsaber is cool, yes. Well, best of luck to the boys who encounter him.

        I like it here, seems best.

      • 63 Professor VJ Duke June 9, 2014 at 13:29

        You did! Wow. Not too flattering, is it?

        But I”m curious about them. Yes, the knife of self-defense.

        I did? I did not! And the girls…

        I think you do, too, which is a wonder.

      • 64 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister June 9, 2014 at 14:16

        I’m just seeing you as I’m told to, Duketh. I’d say you have better qualities, yes.

        Well, okay. There’s the act of telling people that your favorite food on the buffet table is horrible in order to keep more for yourself.

        Did too! Girls will be going to the red planet?

        Weird, I know.

      • 65 Professor VJ Duke June 9, 2014 at 20:46

        No! There are none. I’ve searched and can’t find any.

        Haha! That wouldn’t work with the professor. I’d be onto that sort of trick, you know.

        Well, don’t you think so?

        Not that weird, though…

      • 66 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister June 10, 2014 at 00:53

        Yes, I am! One shouldn’t search for their own good qualities, I think. Or one should because one should love oneself first.

        I bet I could pull a fast one on you…easily!

        Well, there aren’t very many ladies in the PL. The few that there are, should go along, you’re right.

        Oh yeah?…do you put yourself there, too?

      • 67 Professor VJ Duke June 10, 2014 at 13:43

        Hmm…I don’t know about the latter…that’s just wicked!

        Well, if was deep in thought about something (which I am all the time now) Yes, you could–maybe.

        The PL is a world. So, it’s populated by equal of both of them. I just haven’t introduced you to many of them. Like Samantha.

        I think I might, yes.

      • 68 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister June 10, 2014 at 14:56

        We have to love ourselves, right? Isn’t that important to our health?

        I’m always in deep thought and it’s exhausting. (Why now?) Yes, I could-definitely.

        I see, yes, I suppose that would make sense. We will be meeting her soon, then?

        It can be comfy, but not much gets accomplished.

      • 69 Professor VJ Duke June 10, 2014 at 18:44

        Is it? I’ve never given it any thought.

        Well, a lot of ideas and stuff. I don’t like it!

        I’m not sure…do you want to?

        Well, maybe I haven’t then. I’ve been rather uncomfortable.

      • 70 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister June 10, 2014 at 20:59

        Yes. Maybe that’s why you and Amelia are having so much trouble working things out. You have to love yourself to love another.

        Isn’t that normal for you? I’m sorry. I would help if I could.

        I always want to…you know that.

        Ooo, did you hate it?

      • 71 Professor VJ Duke June 11, 2014 at 13:00

        I think it’s time I kill her. How shocked would you be?

        It’s becoming the new normal, yes!

        Well, okay. I’ll put it on the schedule!

        No! And I’m growing quiche used to it.

      • 72 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister June 11, 2014 at 14:17

        I’m already shocked…*SHOCKED* Are you serious?

        I’m glad to hear this…it makes me feel better, too.

        Okay, see her in 2016 then? *whistles*

        I’m starting to feel like it is my fault for bringing this up. Now you seem rattled!

      • 73 Professor VJ Duke June 11, 2014 at 21:17

        Well, everyone seems to think I like her. I’m like Jack Reacher, you see.

        That’s nice, I think.

        Sooner than that…maybe.

        Rattled? Never!

      • 74 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister June 12, 2014 at 03:22

        I’m glad you don’t like her. Who is that, Duke? I don’t know anything…

        Maybe so.

        A hint of encouragement, I see.

        But why not! I try so hard.

      • 75 Professor VJ Duke June 12, 2014 at 14:12

        Really? I’m astounded! He’s a vicious warrior!

        The professor is un-rattable.

      • 76 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister June 12, 2014 at 18:34

        Will you tell me who he is or do I have to do it myself?
        *taps her foot and folds her arms*

        I doubt that…

      • 77 Professor VJ Duke June 12, 2014 at 22:49

        Well, that’s all I know about him. Pull up his bar fight scene! *big smile*

        Well, I don’t see why!

      • 78 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister June 13, 2014 at 02:53

        Ok, I will…is this another video from Nick? I don’t think you keep him busy enough. *laughs*

        Okay…

      • 79 Professor VJ Duke June 13, 2014 at 16:59

        It is actually! *laughs* I must work him like a dog, okay, I’ll keep it in mind that you said that.

      • 80 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister June 14, 2014 at 02:45

        I think Jack is trying to replace my Jason Bourne. ..he was awesome. *laughs so hard*

        Crud…poor Nick…

      • 81 Professor VJ Duke June 15, 2014 at 18:32

        Jack is my man now, I think. He was trying to be nice.

        Why?

      • 82 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister June 16, 2014 at 03:13

        He was trying to be nice. I really liked the way he tried to keep for kicking their butts. Then he did it marvelously!!!

        I thought your threat meant he would be working harder now….?

      • 83 Professor VJ Duke June 16, 2014 at 16:46

        Yes! It’s a stellar scene. Nick showed me it.

        Well, I’ll try, but he’s fierce.

      • 84 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister June 17, 2014 at 03:11

        Yes, you told me.

        Best of luck…

      • 85 Professor VJ Duke June 17, 2014 at 12:54

        I know! I just repeat things…I’m not sure why.

        *bows*

      • 86 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister June 17, 2014 at 16:08

        I think its because I’ve missed something important and you’re urging me to take a closer look. However, much to your disappointment, I am of a simple mind when it comes to your lessons sometimes and I often miss out on the big picture. I’m sorry.

      • 87 Professor VJ Duke June 17, 2014 at 17:47

        You didn’t miss anything this time, I promise!

      • 88 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister June 17, 2014 at 20:25

        Thanks, Duketh.

  9. 89 PorterGirl June 5, 2014 at 14:54

    Oh my, this is just so super excellent! These Star Trek episodes just keep getting better and I love them. Schwarz Data and Manly Worf are superb. Actually, everyone is superb. And the soundtrack is genius. And DS and Ruber are in it too! Well done, all!

    • 90 Professor VJ Duke June 5, 2014 at 19:37

      Many thanks, Lucy! This was a full cast this time, for sure. Would you have visited the red planet?

      • 91 PorterGirl June 6, 2014 at 05:25

        Probably, I am quite nosey. But I’d have liked to have taken the ship for a spin with Manly Worf and Schwarz Data too!

      • 92 Professor VJ Duke June 6, 2014 at 13:52

        *laughing* So, you would have went right along! No qualms.

      • 93 PorterGirl June 6, 2014 at 13:57

        I try to avoid qualms, they are time consuming :)

      • 94 Professor VJ Duke June 6, 2014 at 13:59

        *laughing* I love that! What a perfect quote. You should write it down.

      • 95 PorterGirl June 6, 2014 at 14:53

        I just did. Oh, I see what you mean, yes. Maybe I will have The Dean say it or something. You are welcome to use it, should the opportunity arise :)

      • 96 Professor VJ Duke June 8, 2014 at 15:02

        That is a perfect Dean quote, for sure!

      • 97 PorterGirl June 8, 2014 at 19:08

        ;)

  10. 98 shortstoriesbyanon June 5, 2014 at 13:16

    I love it once again! It made me giggle!

    • 99 Professor VJ Duke June 5, 2014 at 14:28

      Many thanks! Do you have a favorite character?

  11. 100 Susan P June 5, 2014 at 13:07

    Manothunder! That ending sounds ominous. Or do I mean omnibus? It’s all so confuzzling.

    • 101 Professor VJ Duke June 5, 2014 at 14:27

      Now, Susan, what was confuzzling? Omnibus…reminds me of Brendan Fraiser.

      • 102 Susan P June 5, 2014 at 15:49

        Pretty much all of it. It was also screamingly funny.

      • 103 Professor VJ Duke June 5, 2014 at 19:40

        *smiles like a happy professor* That’s a good adjective, you know.

      • 104 Susan P June 5, 2014 at 21:59

        Is it, perfesser?

      • 105 Professor VJ Duke June 6, 2014 at 13:41

        Ooo…spelled with an ‘e’. That’s pretty cool right there.

      • 106 Susan P June 10, 2014 at 00:28

        *curtsies*

      • 107 Professor VJ Duke June 10, 2014 at 13:36

        *bows*

    • 108 walt walker June 5, 2014 at 21:36

      Excellent word, “confuzzling!”

      • 109 Susan P June 5, 2014 at 21:55

        So descriptive, do you think?

  12. 110 FictionFan June 5, 2014 at 13:05

    Superb! Bravo!! Encore! Encore!!!

    Really brilliant, Prof and team! And a Red Planet – my favourite kind! So much to like about this one – my Schwarzy’s starring role, of course (and wasn’t he sweet caring so much about the Captain he was prepared to abandon him?). The appearence of the old sausage and his son! (Poor Rebel’s chuckle is definitely going to choke him one day.) MM and his clinging on! Great! Thank you, C-W-W! *great big smile and loads of laughter*

    • 111 Susan P June 5, 2014 at 13:07

      What you said, FF.

      • 112 Professor VJ Duke June 5, 2014 at 14:27

        What did she say? Now I’m confused.

      • 113 Susan P June 5, 2014 at 15:49

        How is that?

      • 114 Professor VJ Duke June 5, 2014 at 19:40

        Well, how isn’t that?

      • 115 Susan P June 5, 2014 at 22:00

        Why don’t you just go look and see what FF said.

      • 116 Professor VJ Duke June 6, 2014 at 13:41

        I’m just being wicked, because that’s the sort of mean spirited thing I am. *bows apologetically*

      • 117 Susan P June 10, 2014 at 00:29

        I am going to send little mice to chew the hair off of your head for that trick. :D

      • 118 Professor VJ Duke June 10, 2014 at 13:36

        *laughing lots* How cruel!

      • 119 Susan P June 10, 2014 at 20:59

        No, cruel would be if I sent them to chew the eyebrows off of your face.

      • 120 Professor VJ Duke June 11, 2014 at 12:59

        That’s rotten!

      • 121 Susan P June 11, 2014 at 13:08

        No, that would be if I threw tomatoes at you.

      • 122 Professor VJ Duke June 11, 2014 at 13:13

        Ooo…this is getting deadly now…

      • 123 Susan P June 11, 2014 at 13:25

        Oh, no it isn’t. That would be rotten tomatoes.

      • 124 Professor VJ Duke June 11, 2014 at 21:11

        With a tomato worm.

      • 125 Susan P June 12, 2014 at 00:28

        Are they green fried tomatoes?

      • 126 Professor VJ Duke June 12, 2014 at 14:01

        Oh dear! Yucketh…what are those?

      • 127 Susan P June 12, 2014 at 18:05

        Sliced green tomatoes dipped in flour and seasonings and fried.

      • 128 Professor VJ Duke June 12, 2014 at 22:42

        Starting to sound tasty…

      • 129 Susan P June 13, 2014 at 01:40

        It is, too. Especially in the summer with freshly harvested ‘maters.

      • 130 Professor VJ Duke June 13, 2014 at 16:53

        What a wonder. Green raw tomatoes.

      • 131 Susan P June 13, 2014 at 18:03

        I think there was a movie.

      • 132 Professor VJ Duke June 15, 2014 at 18:16

        A super wonder!

      • 133 Susan P June 15, 2014 at 23:55

        A fried wonder.

      • 134 Professor VJ Duke June 16, 2014 at 16:40

        *laughs*

    • 135 Professor VJ Duke June 5, 2014 at 14:27

      *bows nightly*

      So thriller you enjoyed it! The fellowship has split up, I think. Which is kinda neatio. Ruber might have problems one day, but it only sounds like he’s chocking. And I don’t think DS was too pleased to have him along, you know.

      Why red planets?

      • 136 FictionFan June 5, 2014 at 16:11

        *arranges massage for Professor’s backstrain*

        For good? But who are we going to follow? Kirk-Picard and Spock? Or Schwarzy-Data and Manly-Worf? Or all of them? *smiles anticipatorily*

        Well…as Ken Kalfus said in his wonderful book Equilateral (which just happens to be on the Professor’s TBR)…

        “…red like a pomegranate seed, red like a blood spot on an egg, red like a ladybug, red like a ruby or more specifically a red beryl, red like coral, red like an unripe cherry, red like a Hindu lady’s bindi, red like the eye of a nocturnal predator, red like a fire on a distant shore, the subject of his every dream and his every scientific pursuit.

        “Mars,” he says.”

      • 137 Professor VJ Duke June 5, 2014 at 19:44

        I can’t get backstrain! Just because.

        All of them! Probably in different episodes, though. I wanted to build this series to a nice climax. You can’t do a lot in 3-5 minutes.

        The professor’s favorite color is red. But it disturbs me that he didn’t say, “red like a strawberry, and red like an olive.”

      • 138 FictionFan June 6, 2014 at 13:23

        Because…you’re a snake?!?

        Double joyousness then! *smiles enormously* I beg to disagree though – you always manage to pack loads into 3-5 minutes.

        Perhaps he did at a later stage, though – you’d just have to read it and find out…

      • 139 Professor VJ Duke June 6, 2014 at 13:56

        A lithe one, yes!

        Well, thanks! I have gotten the format down rather well, I think.

        Ooo! That’s not fair! How long is it? I bet very long.

      • 140 FictionFan June 6, 2014 at 21:32

        Ssssso sssssssscary!

        Yes…Mic’s awfully good at it, isn’t he? *cackles*

        No, reasonably short. You’ll love it, honestly!

      • 141 Professor VJ Duke June 8, 2014 at 15:04

        *smiles proudly*

        But Mic doesn’t write the scripts, you know…

        So says the lady that reads 10,000 page books!

      • 142 FictionFan June 9, 2014 at 13:08

        No, but he keeps the Professor in order…

        *laughing* But this one really is fairly short – about 250 pages or so, if I remember correctly…

      • 143 Professor VJ Duke June 9, 2014 at 13:46

        So does Nick. I’m surround by baddies.

        That’s long, dadblameit!

      • 144 FictionFan June 9, 2014 at 16:52

        Poor C-W-W! I’m sure they all mean well though…

        Spit-tooey! It’s about a quarter of the length of Bleak House, so it won’t take you more than six months to read!

      • 145 Professor VJ Duke June 9, 2014 at 21:00

        I hope they do… *grumbles and growls*

        But my reading expands for smaller books.

      • 146 FictionFan June 9, 2014 at 23:54

        Just put your foot down! You’re obviously not working them hard enough or they’d be too tired to cause trouble…

        You mean you read even slower??? Einstein didn’t factor you in when he came up with that relativity thing, did he?

      • 147 Professor VJ Duke June 10, 2014 at 13:34

        You’re right I should! I should listen to you. Women seem to be able to be…well meaner!

        He didn’t! As a matter of fact, I disprove it. *special face*

      • 148 FictionFan June 10, 2014 at 15:58

        Hmm…thanks! But I think the Professor is pretty good at being mean too…

        *chuckling* The Professor’s face is always special, relatively speaking.

      • 149 Professor VJ Duke June 10, 2014 at 18:49

        I am?! When?

        Relatively has been disproved.

      • 150 FictionFan June 10, 2014 at 22:24

        You were mean about Andy! Rafa!! Darby!!! (Hmm..perhaps there’s a pattern there…)

        Oh, I’m so glad I never found out what it was about then! But spaghettification is still true, I hope?

      • 151 Professor VJ Duke June 11, 2014 at 13:08

        There is a pattern! I must destroy your heroes, I fear. Bad influences, you see.

        Yes! Oh, good noodles! *laughing* Never heard of that one. What is it?

      • 152 FictionFan June 11, 2014 at 15:40

        Jealousy, obviously! Quite understandable.

        Didn’t I tell you about it before? I’m (almost) sure I did! Speeding towards black hole, head first, head starts to move faster than feet as closer to black hole’s gravitational pull, body stretches out long and thin like spaghetti, you die – painfully and horribly.

      • 153 Professor VJ Duke June 11, 2014 at 21:24

        *smiles bigly* It might be true.

        *laughing lots* I don’t know if it’s real or not! It mustn’t be, but it has to be! You wouldn’t lie, but you would. Well…well…how do they know it’s painful?

      • 154 FictionFan June 12, 2014 at 01:46

        Definitely true! That’s why you’re so mean about my lovely Schwarzy too…

        ‘Tis! Well, it’s a real theory anyway – I don’t think anyone’s ever actually tried it yet. So the pain part is just a guess. But you could volunteer to try it out and let us all know…though, of course, in space no-one can hear you scream. Maybe we could set up some kind of signal where you wave your hands in a certain way if the pain gets really bad…

      • 155 Professor VJ Duke June 12, 2014 at 14:07

        *hands you some cherry juice* Forget about Schwarz. And think about the katana you want to buy.

        Humph noodles! That’s the 6th time you’ve killed me! How’s it feel?

      • 156 FictionFan June 12, 2014 at 16:53

        Thank you! *pours it discreetly into nearest plant pot and gets herself a diet coke* How sweetly jealous of you to want me to forget my own precious Schwarzy – but I fear ’tis not possible! I think I might prefer to have a longbow…

        *chuckling guiltily* Surprisingly easy, actually! But fortunately you always seem to survive…

      • 157 Professor VJ Duke June 12, 2014 at 22:37

        Cherry juice is supposedly good for one… How could you pass up a katana? Women!

        I think you meant “unfortunately”!


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