Left or Right?

“Okay,” Schwarz Tauptinker said. “So I’ve got this dilemma.”

Fats Henry rolled his eyes. “I’m way too busy to hear it.” Henry paused. “What do you want?”

“Aren’t you busy anymore?”

Henry frowned disapprovingly. “Let’s just hear it! I’m granting you permission to tell me your dilemma.”

“Okay, thanks,” Schwarz said. “I want to go to that little mart down the street.”

“Then go!”

“I would, but I don’t know how. Do I turn right or left at the end of the street?”

“Right.” Henry seemed to think it was common knowledge to know this.

“But which way is right and which way is left?” Schwarz asked. “Chickit I don’t know!”

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“Left is left and right is right,” Henry explained. “If you go to the left, you’re going to the left. If you go to the right, you’re going to the right.”

“So, let me see if I got this all happy,” Schwarz said. “You can never go to the left and then to the right, or to the right and then to the left.”

“Did I say that, huh? Listen! Pay attention! Left is left and right is right.”

“I know!” Schwarz said, getting excited. “But suppose you want to go left, right, and then left?”

“Nooooo!” Henry roared. “Listen, what’s this have to do with going to the mart, huh?”

“I don’t know if I should go left or right.”

“RIGHT!!!”

“But what’s to the left?”

“What’s that have to do with anything?” Henry roared.

“Never mind. You’re not good at giving directions.”

And Schwarz left.

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185 Responses to “Left or Right?”


  1. 1 weggieboy June 14, 2014 at 11:31

    “Chickit” sounds so much nicer than what would have come out of my mouth at that point…! I need to consider PL as a potential source for new, cleaner-sounding exclamations.

    • 2 Professor VJ Duke June 15, 2014 at 18:36

      Right you are! Punchy Argot, though, is probably a bit harsher in the PL.

  2. 3 Hazy June 12, 2014 at 14:22

    I’m never too good with directions, worse with giving them! Not good with maps either. I wouldn’t trust to ask myself for directions. *laughs*

    When in doubt, go straight! (is what I’d probably say to Schwarz)

    • 4 Professor VJ Duke June 12, 2014 at 14:29

      I know what you mean. GPS?

      And he probably would have. Though, he might have gotten lost. What a wonder!

      • 5 Hazy June 13, 2014 at 12:22

        I’m even not too good with GPS *smiles abashedly*

        Haha. Oh, Schwarz!

      • 6 Professor VJ Duke June 13, 2014 at 17:09

        Me neither, actually. I’ve never used one much.

        Schwarz is a funny!

  3. 7 erinkenobi2893 June 11, 2014 at 17:44

    Fats Henry has not been being very nice.

    • 8 Professor VJ Duke June 11, 2014 at 21:28

      I fear he’s never nice, Erin. What should be done?

      • 9 erinkenobi2893 June 12, 2014 at 11:27

        Spankings! >:-D

      • 10 Professor VJ Duke June 12, 2014 at 14:19

        Right on!

      • 11 erinkenobi2893 June 12, 2014 at 20:14

        Heehee. >:-D

      • 12 Professor VJ Duke June 12, 2014 at 22:54

        Haha!

      • 13 erinkenobi2893 June 13, 2014 at 17:43

        ;-P

  4. 14 Me, Myself and DIY June 11, 2014 at 11:58

    When I taught dance to little ones we used to put a sticker on the toe of the dance shoe that was the right one. Sounds like Schwarz needs that!

    • 15 Professor VJ Duke June 11, 2014 at 13:10

      *laughing some and some more* Yes! Schwarz is like a little one, huh?

      • 16 Me, Myself and DIY June 11, 2014 at 15:47

        Appears so!

      • 17 Professor VJ Duke June 11, 2014 at 21:24

        And the professor is a warrior.

  5. 18 Angeline M June 11, 2014 at 00:23

    I suppose if one just keeps making either right turns or left turns they will eventually get to the right place.

    • 19 Professor VJ Duke June 11, 2014 at 13:09

      Or the left place. See the confusion?

  6. 20 Nancy Loderick June 10, 2014 at 20:14

    Well Professor,

    I can completely identify with this conversation! One might say that I am totally dyslexic when it comes to right and left. :)

    It is not fun to ride with me in a car and rely on me to give the directions. Somehow, we always seem to end up hopelessly lost.

    Nancy

    • 21 Professor VJ Duke June 11, 2014 at 12:50

      *laughing* Nancy! You must be giving yourself a bad rap! Isn’t it horrible getting horribly lost? It’s not a fun situation. See, I think the blame lies with Mr. Left and Mr. Right. They should be more clear, don’t you think so?

  7. 22 Debbie June 10, 2014 at 19:51

    Oh dear. These two don’t seem to be communicating at all, do they? Perhaps Henry should’ve held up his left hand and patiently explained that was left, done the same thing with his right hand, then instructed poor Schwarz to go in the direction of whichever hand was the correct way to the mart. Or maybe just stuck with his story about being too busy??

    • 23 Professor VJ Duke June 11, 2014 at 12:49

      Now that might have worked. If Henry was a bit more patient–like you suggested–it could have worked out better.

      Yes, and he could have done that, like the professor would have, you know. What a bummer. You could always have Schwarz drink poison, too, would you do that?

  8. 24 artfullyadelie June 10, 2014 at 18:20

    My head hurts from reading this exchange! I’m terrible at explaining things…my lack of patience probably has something to do with that. If I were Fats, I’d just grab Schwarz by the hand and drag him down the street with me!

    • 25 Professor VJ Duke June 10, 2014 at 18:53

      *laughing* And point him in the right direction! Yes, I know it’s the sensible thing to do…but…well…what if you couldn’t go down the street from some strange reason. Would you just kick him out? I might think on it, you know.

      • 26 artfullyadelie June 10, 2014 at 19:12

        Lol, I’d give him a GPS and tell him to figure the darn thing out! He’s gotta learn someday!

      • 27 Professor VJ Duke June 11, 2014 at 12:48

        Haha! Now that would be the perfect way. Imagine all that trouble just for a mart down the road. *shakes head like a professor*

  9. 28 Simply Skeptical June 10, 2014 at 16:53

    If Fats would be a bit more patient he may avoid frustrating himself.

    • 29 Professor VJ Duke June 10, 2014 at 18:51

      Yes, didn’t he seem frustrated from the beginning?

  10. 30 Catherine June 10, 2014 at 16:43

    Oh my. Quite a dilemma! If I were Schwarz I would forget directions and just walk to the end of the street!

    • 31 Professor VJ Duke June 10, 2014 at 18:50

      And then…what would you do once you got to the end of the street? (You could probably see the mart from there.)

      • 32 Catherine June 14, 2014 at 09:05

        If I could see the mart, I’d go in the mart!

      • 33 Professor VJ Duke June 15, 2014 at 18:34

        Yes, and buy pickles.

      • 34 Catherine July 29, 2014 at 22:57

        Of course. One cannot go into a mart and leave without buying pickles! (I’m back!)

      • 35 Professor VJ Duke July 29, 2014 at 23:39

        Hi, Catherine! Missed you so badly! How’ve you been?

      • 36 Catherine July 29, 2014 at 23:43

        Aw, thanks! I’ve been well, and life’s been swell! :D

        How have you been?

      • 37 Professor VJ Duke July 30, 2014 at 16:37

        That’s awesome!

        Doing good, I think. (But the professor is never sure.)

      • 38 Catherine July 31, 2014 at 04:53

        Oh dear, how unfortunate. Maybe the professor should flip a coin? That could present some complications, though.

        I think I’ll just believe the professor is doing good. I’m glad you’re doing well, professor! :)

      • 39 Professor VJ Duke July 31, 2014 at 13:21

        *laughing* I am doing good! Thanks for asking. Just be wicked–as usual!

      • 40 Catherine August 1, 2014 at 15:14

        Hahaha well, I’m glad. That the professor is good (while also being wicked). Quite confusing, but if it works for the professor, I’m okay with that!

      • 41 Professor VJ Duke August 1, 2014 at 16:10

        *laughing* It does work! I think. At least, I hope so.

      • 42 Catherine August 2, 2014 at 19:41

        Well, it seems to work! *laughs*

      • 43 Professor VJ Duke August 3, 2014 at 22:39

        *laughing*

  11. 44 Julie Harris June 10, 2014 at 16:00

    I can identify with Schwartz… I’m completely dyslexic when it comes to right and left!

    • 45 Professor VJ Duke June 10, 2014 at 18:50

      Yes, it’s a wonder. Are you better with east and west?

      • 46 Julie Harris June 10, 2014 at 18:52

        Ummmm….nope! Just had to think about it, lol! Thankfully I know up from down!

      • 47 Professor VJ Duke June 10, 2014 at 18:54

        *laughing lots* Yes! That’s where I’m at. I can’t grasp east and west. I mean, I know Japan is to the East. That has to count, doesn’t it?

      • 48 Julie Harris June 10, 2014 at 19:06

        It depends which way you want to go, lol!!

      • 49 Professor VJ Duke June 11, 2014 at 12:47

        Rats and a heifer! Now I really feel hopeless.

      • 50 Julie Harris June 11, 2014 at 12:59

        Lol! Best.saying.ever!!

      • 51 Professor VJ Duke June 11, 2014 at 13:10

        *bows* Many thanks. I do believe it’s a professorish frustration saying. You should use it!

  12. 52 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister June 10, 2014 at 14:18

    This sums up our friendship nicely, I think. However, circles are nice. I drive in circles. Plus, my lefts and rights are always and forever being mixed up. I can’t help that and you couldn’t have possibly known this about me…!! (This was truly hysterical! My life in a nutshell.) I perfer to drive by landmarks.

    • 53 Professor VJ Duke June 10, 2014 at 18:40

      Well…maybe Schwarz told me about it? I think I’ve got them semi straight, you know. Yes! Landmarks the whole way. Like what sort of landmarks? Charlie?

      • 54 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister June 10, 2014 at 20:48

        Do you think he did? Nothing is a secret with him. *laughs* I like to drive while watching where the sun is, which is how my dad taught me. Or east and west sorta works. Landmarks…like turn at the big white house, don’t go past the mailbox with the fish on it, if you see the pizza joint you’ve gone too far. This messes me up when they decide to tear my landmarks down for new construction. Charlie?

      • 55 Professor VJ Duke June 11, 2014 at 12:53

        Uhh, yes that’s the perfect way. But, as you said, landmarks are always changing–which is a dadblamery and a few. I like watching the sun myself. And east and west help somewhat.

        Why do you bring the slug up?

      • 56 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister June 11, 2014 at 14:10

        Forever looking out the window and wondering is this the right street… *laughs*

        You brought him up, Duke. You should look again.

      • 57 Professor VJ Duke June 11, 2014 at 21:13

        Why do I think that has two meanings?

        I know! I”m just messing around…

      • 58 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister June 12, 2014 at 03:09

        I don’t know…what are they? Oooo, I can’t wait to hear? *smiles patiently*

        I know you are… Just wondering why…. *smokes his pipe*

      • 59 Professor VJ Duke June 12, 2014 at 14:08

        Well, does one have to do with my mindless mind?

        Just being wicked. My pipe…

      • 60 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister June 12, 2014 at 18:29

        I think you have a guilty conscious about something…confess, Duke! *laughs* Maybe it should have that double meaning…

        Thought as much! Yes, your pipe… *puffs a ring*

      • 61 Professor VJ Duke June 12, 2014 at 22:47

        Oh no, warriors can’t confess, you know. It’s against the code.

        I think Charlie is in the end of your pipe. Poor fellow is dying.

      • 62 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister June 13, 2014 at 02:57

        Bro code! I really don’t expect you to…

      • 63 Professor VJ Duke June 13, 2014 at 17:01

        Bro code?

      • 64 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister June 14, 2014 at 02:52

        Code of understanding between fellow men..brothers..buddies…

      • 65 Professor VJ Duke June 15, 2014 at 18:34

        Aha! That sounds nice.

      • 66 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister June 16, 2014 at 03:31

        Maybe so…

      • 67 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister June 13, 2014 at 02:58

        Oops..wrong button. Charlie died. His funeral was last week. Thanks for showin’ up, Duke.

      • 68 Professor VJ Duke June 13, 2014 at 17:01

        No! How’d he die?

      • 69 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister June 14, 2014 at 02:53

        Broken heart…he heard you didn’t want him around anymore.

      • 70 Professor VJ Duke June 15, 2014 at 18:34

        Slugs don’t have hearts!

      • 71 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister June 16, 2014 at 03:31

        Oh yes they do!!

      • 72 Professor VJ Duke June 16, 2014 at 16:48

        I’ve never seen them!

      • 73 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister June 17, 2014 at 03:16

        Well that is because hearts don’t interest you.

      • 74 Professor VJ Duke June 17, 2014 at 12:56

        I don’t appreciate them.

      • 75 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister June 17, 2014 at 16:14

        That is just sad, you know.

      • 76 Professor VJ Duke June 17, 2014 at 17:48

        It’s warriorish!

      • 77 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister June 17, 2014 at 20:47

        And you are a warrior!

      • 78 Professor VJ Duke June 18, 2014 at 12:42

        Quite so!

      • 79 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister June 18, 2014 at 16:50

        You should start looking for hearts. It is in your best interest, Duke.

      • 80 Professor VJ Duke June 18, 2014 at 17:20

        Where should one look?

      • 81 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister June 18, 2014 at 19:20

        Hmm. Left or right?

      • 82 Professor VJ Duke June 19, 2014 at 01:07

        Haha! Now I’m like Schwarz.

      • 83 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister June 19, 2014 at 04:41

        *laughs*

  13. 84 PorterGirl June 10, 2014 at 13:33

    Even I’m confused now! I’ve always had a blind spot with left and right. I hope Schwarz makes it to the shop eventually…

    • 85 Professor VJ Duke June 10, 2014 at 13:57

      Yes, don’t you suppose they’re the same thing really?

      • 86 PorterGirl June 10, 2014 at 14:10

        I have a sneaking suspicion that they might be. Or, at the very least, they change places every so often to confuse me!

      • 87 Professor VJ Duke June 10, 2014 at 18:39

        Yes, that’s it! We’ve got a conspiracy here!

      • 88 PorterGirl June 10, 2014 at 19:04

        I KNEW it!!

      • 89 Professor VJ Duke June 11, 2014 at 12:47

        War must be declared.

      • 90 PorterGirl June 11, 2014 at 13:02

        Agreed. I’m with you all the way :D

      • 91 Professor VJ Duke June 11, 2014 at 13:11

        Oh dear…

  14. 92 L. Marie June 10, 2014 at 13:28

    Poor Schwarz. He’ll probably never get to the mart. :-)

    • 93 Professor VJ Duke June 10, 2014 at 13:57

      *shakes head* I think you’re right. Of course, maybe it’s better he doesn’t, you know.

  15. 94 Susan P June 10, 2014 at 13:19

    I have SO had conversations like that with my husband who shall remain nameless.

    • 95 Susan P June 10, 2014 at 13:20

      Very funny, Professor and associates.

      • 96 Professor VJ Duke June 10, 2014 at 13:56

        *bows and his top hat falls off*

      • 97 Susan P June 10, 2014 at 21:07

        *rolls it down the hill*

      • 98 Professor VJ Duke June 11, 2014 at 13:03

        Now the bees will make a nest in it…

      • 99 Susan P June 11, 2014 at 13:23

        SWEET!!!!

      • 100 Professor VJ Duke June 11, 2014 at 21:10

        No! That would be horrid…my poor head…

      • 101 Susan P June 12, 2014 at 00:26

        Only if you annoy the bees. Take the royal bee keeper with you.

      • 102 Professor VJ Duke June 12, 2014 at 13:59

        Maybe he’ll get rid of the nest.

      • 103 Susan P June 12, 2014 at 18:02

        You might consider leaving the bees alone. They make honey which I use to make cookies.

      • 104 Professor VJ Duke June 12, 2014 at 22:42

        Honey cookies! That sounds tasty.

      • 105 Susan P June 13, 2014 at 01:42

        There is honey in the paleo chocolate cookies I make.

      • 106 Professor VJ Duke June 13, 2014 at 16:53

        Well, they still have to find a new nest!

      • 107 Susan P June 13, 2014 at 18:04

        Grin

      • 108 walt walker June 10, 2014 at 16:58

        * sees the Professor’s top hat rolling down the street, wonders what it has done with the Professor *

      • 109 Professor VJ Duke June 10, 2014 at 18:52

        *laughing lots* It left me! Do you think you might be able to grab it?

      • 110 Susan P June 10, 2014 at 21:07

        Let me know where that leads you…it might be of interest.

      • 111 walt walker June 10, 2014 at 21:36

        So far it’s led to me stumbling round and kicking it every time I try to pick it up.

      • 112 Professor VJ Duke June 11, 2014 at 13:06

        That’s not nice to my hat!

    • 113 Professor VJ Duke June 10, 2014 at 13:55

      Do you think you might have conversations like that with the professor too?

      • 114 Susan P June 10, 2014 at 21:05

        ALL of the time. ;)

      • 115 Professor VJ Duke June 11, 2014 at 13:02

        *bows*

      • 116 Susan P June 11, 2014 at 13:21

        *whispers: it’s fun, but don’t tell anyone I said so*

      • 117 Professor VJ Duke June 11, 2014 at 21:09

        (I won’t, professorish promise!)

      • 118 Susan P June 12, 2014 at 00:24

        Do professors have pinkies?

      • 119 Professor VJ Duke June 12, 2014 at 13:59

        Well, I think so…why?

      • 120 Susan P June 12, 2014 at 18:01

        Well, because people usually promise with their pinky. Don’t they?

      • 121 Professor VJ Duke June 12, 2014 at 22:41

        Well, not professors. You see, we promise with our hats or canes.

      • 122 Susan P June 13, 2014 at 01:43

        Well, then that explains all of it.

      • 123 Professor VJ Duke June 13, 2014 at 16:54

        Yes, doesn’t it?

      • 124 Susan P June 13, 2014 at 18:05

        Yep. Next is up or down.

      • 125 Professor VJ Duke June 15, 2014 at 18:17

        Oh dear…

      • 126 Susan P June 15, 2014 at 23:57

        It’s the latest in canes.

      • 127 Professor VJ Duke June 16, 2014 at 16:41

        I’ll take one with a sword.

      • 128 Susan P June 16, 2014 at 19:07

        Be safe.

      • 129 Professor VJ Duke June 16, 2014 at 22:45

        Of course!

      • 130 walt walker June 15, 2014 at 03:01

        Promises with hats or canes? Are you thinking of professors or Charlie Chaplin?

      • 131 Professor VJ Duke June 15, 2014 at 18:37

        Now, Charlie doesn’t look at all like the professor, you know.

  16. 132 The Dancing Rider June 10, 2014 at 13:06

    Oh and I love Henry.

    • 133 Professor VJ Duke June 10, 2014 at 13:55

      Really? That’s the fist time I’ve heard that! He does have common sense sometimes.

      • 134 The Dancing Rider June 10, 2014 at 20:34

        I mean I loved him in this particular instance. As a rule, he irks me.

      • 135 Professor VJ Duke June 11, 2014 at 12:51

        I think Fats irks everyone from time to time–tis his nature.

  17. 136 The Dancing Rider June 10, 2014 at 13:06

    VEXING beyond belief! Laughing! It could be that slapping is in order! :)

    • 137 Professor VJ Duke June 10, 2014 at 13:55

      But who would you slap first and hardest?

      • 138 The Dancing Rider June 10, 2014 at 20:37

        Why Henry of course. I just like his irritating manner, in a sick sort of way, in this conversation. He totally deserves a good slapping though. ;-)

      • 139 Professor VJ Duke June 11, 2014 at 12:51

        Oh yes! DR, the man is begging for a slap. As a matter of fact, you should do it!

      • 140 The Dancing Rider June 11, 2014 at 20:35

        I’d be so very happy to oblige! ;-)

      • 141 Professor VJ Duke June 11, 2014 at 21:29

        Now that’s coolio.

  18. 142 FictionFan June 10, 2014 at 12:59

    *laughing* Schwarzy’s so right! Henry was deliberately trying to be confusing, but there’s no way my Schwarzy would ever be fooled so easily! In fact, Henry reminded me of my satnav…

    • 143 Susan P June 10, 2014 at 13:20

      I respectfully disagree. I think it was Schwarz being a dunce. Remember, I met him at the beach.

      • 144 Professor VJ Duke June 10, 2014 at 13:56

        Aw! How mean. Schwarz isn’t a…dunce…well…maybe… Wasn’t Henry just being very mean? He wasn’t being clear either. And maybe Schwarz was just trying to frustrate him because he was so rude in the beginning.

      • 145 Susan P June 10, 2014 at 21:06

        Now then, I didn’t say he was a dunce. I said he was being a dunce. Henry not being one of my favorite people he deserves to be frustrated.

      • 146 Professor VJ Duke June 11, 2014 at 13:03

        Now, here’s the thing: Schwarz is either brilliant and couches it in innocence, OR he’s not that brilliant and just happens upon it.

        Which do you suppose? (Symph sorted that in my mind, btw.)

      • 147 Susan P June 11, 2014 at 13:22

        He is differently smart.

      • 148 Professor VJ Duke June 11, 2014 at 21:10

        Aha, that could be the ticket.

      • 149 Susan P June 12, 2014 at 00:25

        There you go. I bet he’s got at least one valuable skill.

      • 150 Professor VJ Duke June 12, 2014 at 13:59

        Like the professor.

      • 151 Susan P June 12, 2014 at 18:02

        The professor is his valuable skill?

      • 152 Professor VJ Duke June 12, 2014 at 22:42

        No, I only have one, too.

      • 153 Susan P June 13, 2014 at 01:42

        One of us is getting a little unstable. Not sure which one.

      • 154 Professor VJ Duke June 13, 2014 at 16:53

        Me!

      • 155 Susan P June 13, 2014 at 18:04

        Out of the stable and into the freezer.

      • 156 Professor VJ Duke June 15, 2014 at 18:17

        And then the fryer.

      • 157 Susan P June 15, 2014 at 23:56

        And over the rainbow.

      • 158 FictionFan June 10, 2014 at 15:43

        Oooh, sorry! I bow to your superior insider knowledge! Should I refer to him as Susan’s Schwarzy in future?

      • 159 Professor VJ Duke June 10, 2014 at 18:47

        Watch your top hat doesn’t fall off when you bow. It happens to me all the time.

      • 160 Susan P June 10, 2014 at 21:07

        Please don’t. ;)

    • 161 Professor VJ Duke June 10, 2014 at 13:54

      *laughing lots* I could see where you say that about Henry…

      But, FEF, they were both being confusing. I mean, this professor was quite gardoobled, you know. I would have told Schwarz just to go to the right and keep going.

      • 162 FictionFan June 10, 2014 at 16:04

        But if Susan’s Schwarzy obeyed those instructions he’d just end up driving endlessly round and round the world.

      • 163 Professor VJ Duke June 10, 2014 at 18:50

        It would be a nice long vacation. Do you suppose the world is flat?

      • 164 FictionFan June 10, 2014 at 22:27

        *laughing* In the Punchy Lands anything’s possible! Does that mean he’ll just fall off the edge? If so, the Professor will be held responsible… *stern judgemental face*

      • 165 Professor VJ Duke June 11, 2014 at 13:08

        But then maybe he’ll be in a different world? Would you follow Schwarzy off the face of the earth? That’s an interesting thought there.

      • 166 FictionFan June 11, 2014 at 15:50

        Happily! The idea of being on a different world is peculiarly appealing.

      • 167 Professor VJ Duke June 11, 2014 at 21:25

        Yes, I agree. I’d leave in heartbeat or two or three. I’d like to go to Mars at the moment.

      • 168 FictionFan June 12, 2014 at 01:48

        Me too! Shall we?

      • 169 Professor VJ Duke June 12, 2014 at 14:07

        Yes! We’ll both be able to jump like John Carter.

  19. 170 meeinal June 10, 2014 at 12:51

    Lol…..lovely! I have also many a times encountered people showing their right hand while saying go left and vice versa😄it is indeed funny and confusing.

    • 171 Professor VJ Duke June 10, 2014 at 13:54

      *laughing* For sure! Aren’t directions just dadblamery?

      • 172 meeinal June 10, 2014 at 14:05

        Hhehehe……now I’m laughing😂😂

      • 173 meeinal June 10, 2014 at 14:06

        Sir this is my new blog…..request you to follow this and unfollow my old one.Thank you:)

      • 174 Professor VJ Duke June 10, 2014 at 18:39

        Just followed! Why’d you switch up?

      • 175 meeinal June 11, 2014 at 01:57

        Long story sir😞I wasn’t getting a hang on WordPress,and someone told me to switch to my own domain and got me out and I wasn’t happy leaving WordPress.Now I’m back….but my creativity in writing is sleeping,afraid I’ve lost it,running too much behind technical issues:(Thank you for following me here,I really appreciate it:)

      • 176 Professor VJ Duke June 11, 2014 at 13:09

        Oh, you’ve not lost it, you’ll see. Yes, I look forward to reading some of your stuff. (It’s nice to have you back!)

      • 177 meeinal June 12, 2014 at 04:52

        Ty sir::)

      • 178 Professor VJ Duke June 12, 2014 at 14:14

        *bows*

      • 179 meeinal June 12, 2014 at 14:28

        :)

  20. 180 E. June 10, 2014 at 12:48

    Oh the confusion of giving directions… :)

    • 181 Professor VJ Duke June 10, 2014 at 13:53

      I know! That’s why the professor always says to go to the right–not matter what. That way I won’t get confused. Do you suppose that’s fine?

      • 182 E. June 10, 2014 at 14:24

        Three rights make a left, you know! Flawless logic.

      • 183 Professor VJ Duke June 10, 2014 at 18:40

        *laughing* That is flawless! I love it. What do you suppose 4 rights would make?

      • 184 E. June 10, 2014 at 21:47

        A circle! Well, square. Squircle?

      • 185 Professor VJ Duke June 11, 2014 at 13:06

        *laughing* Yes! A squirrel…trying to imagine this…


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4. Chicky-woot-woot
5. Malediction
6. Rapscallion
7. Gardoobled
8. Congratulilolations
9. Togoggin
10. Gargonic
11. Two and Five Gurgles
12. Rats and a Heifer
13. Two nods, a wink, and an astroid
14. A bit, bits, and little bits
15. Huff-Hum and a Roar
16. So many thanks, I can't begin to thank you
17. Ri-do-diculous


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