Star Trek: Episode 5: Before the Lord Chancellor (Punchy AurToon)

Star Trek: Episode 5: Before the Lord Chancellor
Produced by MicP Studios
Directed by Mic Pencilpoint
Dramatized by Professor VJ Duke
Music by Symphonist Sepperl

Cast:
Manly-Man as Manly-Worf
Schwarz Tauptinker as Schwarz Data
Daddy Salami as Captain Sal
Ruber Salami as Rebel Chase
Gaulb G. as Kahn G.
Cid Pape as Hideous
Fats Henry as Captain Kirk-Picard
Scientist as Spock
Zez as the Lord Chancellor
&
Daniel H. as Master Concon

To watch the first episode, visit: http://youtu.be/1fHFfUeTeSg
To watch the second: http://youtu.be/lsExh2enO9o
To watch the third:http://youtu.be/9abvzuRlqCc
To watch the fourth: http://youtu.be/GJ0Js_9DXLw

The Starship Exercises briefly battles with the Starship WillowJuice. Then, Captain Kirk-Picard and Spock are taken before the Lord Chancellor—sworn enemy of the Federation.

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203 Responses to “Star Trek: Episode 5: Before the Lord Chancellor (Punchy AurToon)”


  1. 1 Sonya Solomonovich June 23, 2014 at 00:38

    So the plot gets thicker! I’m very much enjoying this adventure, professor. It reminds me of a poem I once read which can be found here http://www.spiffy-entertainment.com/222.html

    • 2 Professor VJ Duke June 23, 2014 at 13:32

      Haha! That’s a well done poem indeed! Thanks for sharing. How are you doing, Sonya?

      • 3 Sonya Solomonovich June 24, 2014 at 06:31

        I’m doing all right, thanks professor! I have been afflicted with writing burnout, but I hope to make a comeback soon… As Manly-Worf says, I’ve got to cling on to my writing :)

      • 4 Professor VJ Duke June 24, 2014 at 13:55

        That’s the way to be, for sure! I know you’ll get it back. Are you going to post anymore?

      • 5 Sonya Solomonovich June 25, 2014 at 05:00

        Yes, though I’m trying to change the format of my blog. I don’t want it to be all about swashbuckling. I’m still into swashbuckling and medieval warriors and such, but I want it to be more about other things too, so I’m still figuring it out. Thanks for your encouragement!

      • 6 Professor VJ Duke June 25, 2014 at 12:14

        Yes! Press on definitely. You’ll figure it out. Do you have a wordpress blog?

      • 7 Sonya Solomonovich June 28, 2014 at 01:08

        Indeed, I’ve returned to my old blog http://sonyasolo.wordpress.com and made a few format changes. I hope to come up with some new posts soon…

      • 8 Professor VJ Duke June 30, 2014 at 12:34

        That’s awesome! And it looks great!

      • 9 Sonya Solomonovich July 3, 2014 at 18:17

        Thanks, PVJ!

      • 10 Professor VJ Duke July 3, 2014 at 20:44

        *bows*

  2. 11 Susan P June 21, 2014 at 17:26

    Wow. Those guys are gluttons for punishment. How hard are their heads?

    • 12 Professor VJ Duke June 22, 2014 at 19:10

      Which ones? MM’s and Schwarz’s? Harder than a coconut!

      • 13 Susan P June 22, 2014 at 19:36

        Harder than a coconut. I can hammer a coconut into hunks.

      • 14 Professor VJ Duke June 23, 2014 at 13:31

        With a katana!

      • 15 Susan P June 23, 2014 at 15:22

        Does it make swishing and cracking sounds?

      • 16 Professor VJ Duke June 24, 2014 at 00:14

        Always!

      • 17 Susan P June 24, 2014 at 01:14

        I am in awe. I need a katana. It’s much more subtle than, for instance, a 9mm semi-automatic.

      • 18 Professor VJ Duke June 24, 2014 at 13:48

        It is. But 9mm are so cooooooooooooooooooooooooool.

      • 19 Susan P June 24, 2014 at 14:21

        Well, mine is, but I can’t speak for anyone else’s.

      • 20 Professor VJ Duke June 25, 2014 at 11:58

        Nice! Mine is, too. At least, I hope so.

      • 21 Susan P June 25, 2014 at 12:10

        :D

  3. 22 Simply Skeptical June 20, 2014 at 15:00

    They should, but I hope they’ll put a little more rush on it!

    • 23 Professor VJ Duke June 20, 2014 at 19:53

      Yes, not very good companions–in that sense!

  4. 24 The Dancing Rider June 19, 2014 at 21:03

    Kudos! “C – W – W”

    Perfect casting with Zez as Lord Chancellor….

    Love Schwarz Data ….

    You knew I would like Capt. Sal, didn’t you (clever twist on the name, btw….)

    Wonder if the ram saved it all??????

    • 25 Symphonist Sepperl June 20, 2014 at 01:27

      I have 12 gigs of RAM… does that answer your question?

      • 26 The Dancing Rider June 20, 2014 at 13:08

        Ha, ha. That *was* hysterical. (But if you really do have that much RAM, I’m jealous!)

      • 27 Professor VJ Duke June 20, 2014 at 13:30

        I think he does. It’s for the monster that he runs.

    • 28 Professor VJ Duke June 20, 2014 at 13:18

      *bows*

      Thanks, DR! He just seems to fit.

      I didn’t! Did you like him?

      • 29 The Dancing Rider June 20, 2014 at 13:29

        Yes, I did! :)

      • 30 Professor VJ Duke June 20, 2014 at 13:31

        He was my fav!

  5. 31 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister June 19, 2014 at 17:02

    Well done, Studio!! I love love love the upgrades. Each episode is stronger than the last. Lord Chancellor’s voice suits him perfectly.

    I felt like I was twisting and turning right with the spacecrafts, Duke!! MM is still so subdued. .. he’s so great.

    • 32 Professor VJ Duke June 19, 2014 at 18:34

      He’s played by the Zez. Do you like the Zez? And thanks so much!

      Do you like MM now?

      • 33 Symphonist Sepperl June 20, 2014 at 01:28

        Pay no attention to the butchered audio at the beginning. I had nothing to do with it!!

      • 34 Professor VJ Duke June 20, 2014 at 13:25

        Me neither! Mic did it.

      • 35 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister June 20, 2014 at 03:24

        Isn’t the Zez…sorta, well, bad?

        I’ve always enjoyed MM’s roller coaster of personalities.

      • 36 Professor VJ Duke June 20, 2014 at 13:30

        He is! But isn’t the professor?

        Yes, it’s different, isn’t it?

      • 37 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister June 20, 2014 at 17:01

        Are you Zez??! Yes, you are…

        Original, I think.

      • 38 Professor VJ Duke June 20, 2014 at 20:01

        No, ‘course not! Very, very wicked. Which is sweet, you know.

        Yes, it just developed like that.

      • 39 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister June 21, 2014 at 04:57

        Please tell SS that I did not get notified of hus comment and I didn’t hear anything at the beginning. He’s far too critical of his talents. You, Duketh, need not blame Mic…poor Mic and Nick…

        You, Sir, are so sweetly wicked.

        He just developed like that…which is so smart.

      • 40 Professor VJ Duke June 21, 2014 at 16:28

        I will. It’s nice you care so much, Audith! The professor is a critical chap, too. You almost have to be…if you want to push your stuff forward, so to speak. Mic and Nick…gag.

        Yes, that’s it!

        Each has a developmental period, really.

      • 41 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister June 22, 2014 at 00:03

        I don’t want him to think I was ignoring him. Agreed! Gag… *laughs*

        That makes sense to me.

      • 42 Professor VJ Duke June 22, 2014 at 19:17

        Oh, let’s just ignore him for some fun.

      • 43 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister June 23, 2014 at 03:48

        I usually do what you want, Duke. *shuts the door*

      • 44 Professor VJ Duke June 23, 2014 at 13:35

        *opens the door and goes in*

      • 45 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister June 23, 2014 at 15:51

        *smiles* *laughs so much* I have no idea now if you are with Mic and Nick or with me. How funny!!!!

      • 46 Professor VJ Duke June 24, 2014 at 00:15

        What meaneath thou?

      • 47 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister June 24, 2014 at 05:21

        You said to ignore Mic and Nick so I shut the door… You opened it and walked in. Where are you now? Standing with me, them or living in some sort of strange vortex. *laughs*

      • 48 Professor VJ Duke June 24, 2014 at 13:50

        In a vortex! Yes, a vortex. Definitely!

      • 49 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister June 24, 2014 at 16:05

        I figured you would like that, Duke

      • 50 Professor VJ Duke June 25, 2014 at 12:01

        Yes, it’s really quite nice.

      • 51 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister June 26, 2014 at 06:27

        I’m glad you like it, I think.

      • 52 Professor VJ Duke June 26, 2014 at 16:32

        Of course you are!

      • 53 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister June 26, 2014 at 21:31

        You sound so sure!

      • 54 Professor VJ Duke June 27, 2014 at 13:05

        I am!

      • 55 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister June 27, 2014 at 13:19

        Okay! I hope so.

  6. 56 erinkenobi2893 June 19, 2014 at 16:29

    The Chancellor sounds like Gollum! X-P And Hideous is an idiot. :-P

    • 57 erinkenobi2893 June 19, 2014 at 16:30

      Also… they have a laugh button?! This is definitely strange.

      • 58 Professor VJ Duke June 19, 2014 at 18:25

        It was an oddity, I agree. Wouldn’t you like to have one?

      • 59 erinkenobi2893 June 19, 2014 at 18:36

        I might… but I prefer to let the punch line dawn on my audience without added drama. :-P

      • 60 Professor VJ Duke June 20, 2014 at 13:16

        Yes, I agree. Much better that way. But you see, Zez disagrees.

      • 61 erinkenobi2893 June 20, 2014 at 22:35

        Zez is just psycho. :-P

      • 62 Professor VJ Duke June 21, 2014 at 16:23

        He is. Hideous and he go well together.

      • 63 erinkenobi2893 June 21, 2014 at 20:50

        X-D Yes, they do. :-P

      • 64 Professor VJ Duke June 22, 2014 at 19:11

        We need pies for them.

      • 65 erinkenobi2893 June 23, 2014 at 01:45

        X-D Yess!!! *goes to the shrews and Mad Maudie and has them mix up a couple of wild garlic, skunkweed, and liverwort pies* These ought to be strong enough. What do you think, Professor?

      • 66 Professor VJ Duke June 23, 2014 at 13:33

        *laughing lots* My goodness! Yes, let’s do it. This will kill them!

      • 67 erinkenobi2893 June 23, 2014 at 14:05

        Do you read Redwall, Professor? (I’ve probably asked you before, but I forgot. :-P
        Yes, let’s! >:-D

      • 68 Professor VJ Duke June 24, 2014 at 00:07

        I have not! You probably have, but I’ve forgotten too!

      • 69 erinkenobi2893 June 24, 2014 at 12:25

        I do read it. Marvelous books. :-D

      • 70 Professor VJ Duke June 24, 2014 at 14:00

        I need to give it a read.

      • 71 erinkenobi2893 June 24, 2014 at 16:20

        :-D

    • 72 Professor VJ Duke June 19, 2014 at 18:25

      The Chancellor is an orange gremlin, in fact.

      You just have it out for Hideous! Can’t you fine a little love for him in your heart?

      • 73 erinkenobi2893 June 19, 2014 at 18:36

        Really?! Well, orange is my least favorite color, anyway, except when in conjunction with brown, red, and yellow.
        I doubt it. :-P

      • 74 Professor VJ Duke June 20, 2014 at 13:16

        But he has black eyes! That has to count for something.

      • 75 erinkenobi2893 June 20, 2014 at 22:35

        Ehhh… it might. I don’t know yet. :-P

      • 76 Professor VJ Duke June 21, 2014 at 16:22

        Oh Rats and a Heifer! I wish I had black eyes.

      • 77 erinkenobi2893 June 21, 2014 at 20:49

        I have brown eyes. ;-P

      • 78 Professor VJ Duke June 22, 2014 at 19:11

        Wouldn’t you prefer them red?

      • 79 erinkenobi2893 June 23, 2014 at 01:42

        Noooo….. 0_0 That would just be scary. I don’t think I’d like to be scary. I have Raya to consider…
        I do sometimes wish my eyes were green, though. ;-P

      • 80 Professor VJ Duke June 23, 2014 at 13:33

        DS has green eyes. I think Raya would be interested to see red eyes. But you have a point.

      • 81 erinkenobi2893 June 23, 2014 at 14:04

        I think Raya would run away screaming. (She screams a lot.) ;-P

      • 82 Professor VJ Duke June 24, 2014 at 00:07

        I’d just give her ice cream.

      • 83 erinkenobi2893 June 24, 2014 at 12:25

        And unfortunately, I think Raya would turn completely evil if she were offered ice cream in return. -_-

      • 84 Professor VJ Duke June 24, 2014 at 13:55

        A Sith! Wouldn’t that be great?

      • 85 erinkenobi2893 June 24, 2014 at 16:20

        *shudders* No. Not for us, but not for the Sith even more. 0_0

      • 86 Professor VJ Duke June 25, 2014 at 12:03

        *laughing* Oh, I don’t believe it!

      • 87 erinkenobi2893 June 25, 2014 at 13:41

        You’d be surprised… do you have any younger siblings, Professor?
        She is what is known as a high-maintenance child. EUPHEMISTICALLY. >:-(

      • 88 Professor VJ Duke June 25, 2014 at 15:42

        *laughing* I actually do. A bro. But…well, then, maybe I should let you keep her.

      • 89 erinkenobi2893 June 25, 2014 at 15:47

        Yes, you should, :-P Because, believe it or not, I love her despite the fact that she just killed me…
        *air quotes around “killed”*

      • 90 Professor VJ Duke June 25, 2014 at 15:50

        *laughing lots* Well, maybe she’ll help bring down the Jedi like Anakin.

      • 91 erinkenobi2893 June 25, 2014 at 15:52

        *groans* she probably will, but we’re stuck with her.

      • 92 Professor VJ Duke June 25, 2014 at 23:24

        *laughing* Just make sure to have loads of ice cream and sweat things.

      • 93 erinkenobi2893 June 26, 2014 at 16:32

        Sweat things? Don’t you mean sweet things? :-P
        Dooku would absolutely despise her, though. She has no control whatsoever. Thousands of temper tantrums. :-P

      • 94 Professor VJ Duke June 26, 2014 at 16:48

        Yes, of course! *laughs*

        And I think Dooku was losing control when he fought Yoda. He seemed scared, at least.

      • 95 erinkenobi2893 June 26, 2014 at 17:08

        I don’t think he was scared. But there was something different going on from his duel with Anakin and Obi-Wan.

      • 96 Professor VJ Duke June 27, 2014 at 13:00

        I’m just surprised that Obi couldn’t beat the count.

      • 97 erinkenobi2893 June 27, 2014 at 16:50

        Well, Obi-Wan was tired, had been imprisoned for maybe days before that, might have not eaten properly in the last few days, and maybe even had mild nerve damage from the way he was held captive. I don’t think he was at his best, really.

      • 98 Professor VJ Duke June 27, 2014 at 21:06

        Yes, I agree. And I think Anakin getting injured didn’t help the matter much.

      • 99 erinkenobi2893 June 27, 2014 at 21:16

        No, it did not. *sigh* Anakin should have just listened to Obi-Wan and worked along with him.

      • 100 Professor VJ Duke June 30, 2014 at 12:31

        They would have probably won then.

      • 101 erinkenobi2893 June 30, 2014 at 15:27

        Yes, indeed. Even in Revenge of the Sith, it looks as if Anakin’s not letting Obi-Wan step in and help him much.

      • 102 Professor VJ Duke June 30, 2014 at 18:16

        He needed slapped in that…or the pies.

      • 103 erinkenobi2893 June 30, 2014 at 19:55

        Good idea, heh. We should pie Anakin as well as Dooku. >:-D

      • 104 Professor VJ Duke July 1, 2014 at 12:42

        Yes, I do hope Dooku doesn’t block our attempts and try to hurt us.

      • 105 erinkenobi2893 July 1, 2014 at 14:05

        He can’t hurt us with pies. I have the ultimate power over pies. >:-D ‘Cause I have Pi mostly memorized. :-P What has Dooku got over that? :-P

      • 106 Professor VJ Duke July 1, 2014 at 21:17

        *laughing* Very true! And I feel safe now. I don’t think Dooku would win against pies. I mean, it would knock him for a loop or two.

      • 107 erinkenobi2893 July 1, 2014 at 22:19

        I know, right? Because it’s so gloriously undignified, and Dooku is NOTHING if not dignified! X-P
        By which, if that was literal, being pied could knock Dooku into nonexistence? Hmmm… I musht meditate more on tis. >:-D

      • 108 Professor VJ Duke July 2, 2014 at 13:31

        *laughing lots* I think it could really mess him up–for a long time. He would need to have speaks with Palpacreep.

      • 109 erinkenobi2893 July 3, 2014 at 13:22

        X-D Palpacreepy is his shrink? X-P

      • 110 Professor VJ Duke July 3, 2014 at 20:42

        Yes! *laughs* Wouldn’t you say so?

      • 111 erinkenobi2893 July 4, 2014 at 12:46

        Perhaps…

      • 112 Professor VJ Duke July 4, 2014 at 17:52

        *nods*

      • 113 erinkenobi2893 July 5, 2014 at 16:09

        That’s just… weird though.

      • 114 Professor VJ Duke July 6, 2014 at 18:23

        Yes, I agree.

      • 115 erinkenobi2893 July 7, 2014 at 15:49

        I can’t envision Palpatine psychoanalyzing Dooku. More like trying to fry him with Sith lightning, maybe.

      • 116 Professor VJ Duke July 7, 2014 at 16:43

        Really? He wouldn’t do that to Dooku!

      • 117 erinkenobi2893 July 7, 2014 at 16:49

        No, he probably would.

      • 118 Professor VJ Duke July 7, 2014 at 16:53

        Darth Duke is more powerful than Palacreep.

      • 119 erinkenobi2893 July 7, 2014 at 17:02

        I have no doubt. :-P

      • 120 Professor VJ Duke July 8, 2014 at 12:14

        And Obi.

      • 121 erinkenobi2893 July 8, 2014 at 15:07

        That, on the other hand…
        Sorry, I just love quoting Arthur! :-3

      • 122 Professor VJ Duke July 8, 2014 at 16:24

        *laughs* It’s fine with me!

      • 123 erinkenobi2893 July 9, 2014 at 15:48

        BBC Merlin has the very best quotes of utter epicness apart from “The Princess Bride”! :-D

      • 124 Professor VJ Duke July 9, 2014 at 22:55

        Oh, I love that movie!

      • 125 erinkenobi2893 July 10, 2014 at 14:29

        IKR?! It is the BEST, FUNNIEST fantasy movie EVER!!! :-D

      • 126 Professor VJ Duke July 10, 2014 at 17:56

        I’m always laughing!

      • 127 erinkenobi2893 July 11, 2014 at 19:14

        X-D “INCONCEIVABLE!!!”

      • 128 Professor VJ Duke July 12, 2014 at 01:47

        *laughs*

      • 129 erinkenobi2893 July 12, 2014 at 17:28

        I love that movie so much ^_^

      • 130 Professor VJ Duke July 14, 2014 at 12:49

        It’s always funny.

      • 131 erinkenobi2893 July 14, 2014 at 16:33

        Indeed. :-3 Oooh, nice day outside. I’ll have to sing “The Road Goes On…”

      • 132 Professor VJ Duke July 14, 2014 at 19:52

        Is it sunny?

      • 133 erinkenobi2893 July 15, 2014 at 14:55

        Ahhh, yes. The air is so fresh! It’s a little chilly out, though–much cooler than it usually is in July. August hasn’t hit yet, though.

      • 134 Professor VJ Duke July 15, 2014 at 15:49

        It’s in the mid 80’s here, you know!

      • 135 erinkenobi2893 July 15, 2014 at 19:34

        It’s in the 70’s here.

      • 136 Professor VJ Duke July 16, 2014 at 00:35

        Oh, that’s rather nice weather for sure.

      • 137 erinkenobi2893 July 16, 2014 at 02:17

        Indeed.

    • 138 Symphonist Sepperl June 20, 2014 at 01:23

      Based on that comment alone, I’d guess that you are from a region of the world covered by deciduous forest…. or would like to be…

      • 139 erinkenobi2893 June 20, 2014 at 12:20

        *blushes* Yes, I am a major fan of the Lord of the Rings…

      • 140 Professor VJ Duke June 20, 2014 at 13:30

        And I’m a Sith.

      • 141 erinkenobi2893 June 20, 2014 at 22:37

        I hadn’t forgotten that. :-P

      • 142 Professor VJ Duke June 21, 2014 at 16:23

        I think Rosalie is going to have me lose to Obi, though.

      • 143 erinkenobi2893 June 21, 2014 at 20:50

        I think you freaked her out by commenting that you liked the character of Richard III.

      • 144 Professor VJ Duke June 22, 2014 at 19:11

        *laughing lots* What’s she have against him, btw?

      • 145 erinkenobi2893 June 23, 2014 at 01:45

        Only that he’s a psycho who had his nephews murdered…

      • 146 Professor VJ Duke June 23, 2014 at 13:34

        But he led a crusade.

      • 147 erinkenobi2893 June 23, 2014 at 14:05

        No, that was Richard the First! Richard Coeur de Leon!

      • 148 Professor VJ Duke June 24, 2014 at 00:08

        Ohhhh…now I see why Rosalie was upset. But, still, he’s kinda cool.

      • 149 erinkenobi2893 June 24, 2014 at 12:26

        *groans*

      • 150 Professor VJ Duke June 24, 2014 at 14:00

        *laughs*

      • 151 erinkenobi2893 June 24, 2014 at 16:24

        Richard III was a real psychopath. Honestly. He had his nephews executed, for goodness sake!
        In Richard I’s time though, it was his brother John doing the nephew/cousin murders. Richard had named Arthur (I think) as his heir, and John killed him.

      • 152 Professor VJ Duke June 25, 2014 at 12:03

        Well, I’ve always liked John, too. He was just misunderstood.

      • 153 erinkenobi2893 June 25, 2014 at 13:42

        That’s more likely to be true… even if the guy had anger issues and ruined his teeth by chewing on priceless Persian carpets. After all, England was sort of bankrupted by his brother’s antics… and he was trying to get it back on its feet… sort of…

      • 154 Professor VJ Duke June 25, 2014 at 15:43

        Yes, sort of…he could have gone about it in a better way.

      • 155 erinkenobi2893 June 25, 2014 at 15:47

        He needs Anger Management. >:-D

      • 156 Professor VJ Duke June 25, 2014 at 15:50

        And a few pies.

      • 157 erinkenobi2893 June 25, 2014 at 15:52

        To the face. X-P

      • 158 Professor VJ Duke June 25, 2014 at 23:25

        Yes, beetle pies.

      • 159 erinkenobi2893 June 26, 2014 at 16:35

        >:-D Yess!!!

  7. 160 FictionFan June 19, 2014 at 15:23

    Oh, Chicky-Woot-Woot, yeah, yeah! Stupendously marvelicious, Prof and team! What a cast! Truly stellar!! Zez, Daniel, Hideous AND my utterly adorable Schwarzy!!! And yet…did Manly-Man steal the show with his amazing ship acrobatics? Oh, I don’t know! ‘Cos Schwarzy was on fabulous form…and Zez was just too scary for words…

    I’m running out of superlatives (and exclamation marks!!!) but this was really amazingly great, C-W-W! Good-good! Thank you so much! *smiling brighter than a toothpaste ad*

    Off to watch again now…

    • 161 Professor VJ Duke June 19, 2014 at 18:21

      *laughing* MM steals the show! Really? I see the truth peeking out there, I really do.

      Haha, FEF, it’s all worth it for us! Thanks to you.

      Yes, and decide if MM bested Schwarz, please…

      • 162 FictionFan June 19, 2014 at 22:40

        OK, I’ve given it my deepest consideration and the conclusion is that Manly-Worf was wonderfully wicked while managing to sound quite innocent most of the time – a fine achievement! ZeZ on the other hand was just amazingly wicked and totally spinetinglingly terrifying! But even these two excellent performances were not enough to beat my Schwarzy – all the way from his ‘What?! We can’t do that!” through to his sweet little “Bye-Bye”.

        However, this week’s award is shared between…the scriptwriter and technicians!! Take a bow, guys!!

        (I’m glad that you enjoy it – you all put in so much effort to entertain us. it’s truly appreciated!)

      • 163 Professor VJ Duke June 20, 2014 at 13:21

        *laughing* Rats! Well, Schwarz wins, I suppose. Not even Zez’s line about the wicked ones, or whatever it was, fetched you! And I feel for DS, too, you know.

        *bows* Thanks, FEF!

        Sometimes I just stop think about how silly it all is!

      • 164 FictionFan June 20, 2014 at 16:01

        Ooh…I don’t know! Zez’s wicked line was…special! And DS and Riber were brill too! But if you’re going to have such a huge cast, I can’t possibly praise them all adequately without your blog running out of space!!!

        *smiles*

        But silliness is a fantastic thing! Especially when it’s proper talented serious silliness, if you see what I mean. The end result might look like silliness, but it’s only truly funny because of all the hard work that goes into making it look that way…

      • 165 Professor VJ Duke June 20, 2014 at 19:55

        Yes, hear, hear. I was against the large cast from the beginning. Too tricky!

        I do know what you mean! Thanks, FEF, you’re the best. *smiles bigly*

      • 166 FictionFan June 20, 2014 at 22:19

        No, no, no, no, no, no, NO!! I did NOT say the cast was too large! I LOVED the large cast! More! More!!

        *smiles bigly back*

      • 167 Professor VJ Duke June 21, 2014 at 16:18

        Haha! I was wicked on purpose, I admit it freely!

      • 168 FictionFan June 21, 2014 at 23:15

        *growls*

        Just for that I’m removing the SEP award from the scriptwriter and giving it to the casting director instead…

      • 169 Professor VJ Duke June 22, 2014 at 19:12

        You know what’s supposed to happen when somebody growls…

        To Mic?!

      • 170 FictionFan June 23, 2014 at 12:29

        You wouldn’t dare! *hides just in case*

        And well-deserved! It’s just as well Mic’s around to keep the Professor under control…

      • 171 Professor VJ Duke June 23, 2014 at 13:38

        *laughing* It’s your idea anyway!

        Yes… Maybe I have MPD.

      • 172 FictionFan June 23, 2014 at 17:06

        *laughing* Yes…but…well…it isn’t fair!!!

        Mad Professorish Disease? Yes, I suspected as much. Never mind, it suits you… *withholds antidote*

      • 173 Professor VJ Duke June 24, 2014 at 00:19

        I think it is…

        But I don’t want the antidote. Wait…that sounds like mad cow disease. Now…I’m cranky!

      • 174 FictionFan June 24, 2014 at 12:50

        Huh! I’ll get Tuppence to teach me her defensive techniques…

        Yes…that’s one of the symptoms I understand. That and wobbly knees…

      • 175 Professor VJ Duke June 24, 2014 at 14:01

        *laughing* Okay, I’ll be sweet about it.

        I don’t have wobbly knees!

      • 176 FictionFan June 24, 2014 at 16:58

        Really? Have you had your legs replaced??

      • 177 Professor VJ Duke June 25, 2014 at 12:06

        No! They decided to work again!

      • 178 FictionFan June 25, 2014 at 16:42

        Well, I was briefly worried that you were growing younger, but I see they’ve become wobbly again after your horrid quiz experience, so phew! That means you’re still much, much, much older than me! *applies extra anti-wrinkle cream*

      • 179 Professor VJ Duke June 25, 2014 at 23:27

        Don’t be deceived, the professor is, in truth, way older than you. But…does age really matter?

      • 180 FictionFan June 26, 2014 at 01:42

        *tosses head peevishly* I wouldn’t know, would I, since I’m NOT OLD!!!

      • 181 Professor VJ Duke June 26, 2014 at 16:23

        *whispers* You must be since you harp on it. That’s something Henry would say. The sweet professor would just nod.

      • 182 FictionFan June 26, 2014 at 23:00

        Ouch! Old AND boring? Poor C-W-W!

      • 183 Professor VJ Duke June 27, 2014 at 13:18

        Hmm…age means wisdom!

  8. 184 Tonia June 19, 2014 at 15:03

    Punchy FUN video! I had to hold on to my sides so my beans wouldnt fly out my nose (I was eating my beaner breakfast as I listened)

    Clever work, Professor. Fantastic sound effects and audio voices. I felt there; yep, me and them…two, too! :)

    thank you!

    • 185 Professor VJ Duke June 19, 2014 at 18:20

      *laughs* Oh! Glad you didn’t choke.

      Thank you, Tonia! Do you have a favorite character?

      And how you’ve been?

      • 186 Tonia June 19, 2014 at 18:26

        I hav no favorite character and do love the names and voices you have selected for them, They all warm my heart. Not that men’s voices generally warm my heart, lol :)

        I am fine, well and busy. Getting rid for my sumer vacation and cant wait to escape the duties and drudgery of life.

        AND how have YOU been?

      • 187 Professor VJ Duke June 20, 2014 at 20:03

        *laughing* I understand, Tonia!

        Nice! Vacation is very nice. Where are you going?

        The professor has been great. Very professorish, you know.

    • 188 Symphonist Sepperl June 20, 2014 at 01:26

      Well wouldn’t you say that men’s voices are typically more warming than women’s voices? To quote Debussy, “Her voice makes my blood run cold.” :-)

      • 189 Tonia June 20, 2014 at 18:36

        I believe i am drawn to some accents ..i.e.. british and french. Not all accents appeal to my ears; some are downright grating.

        I would like to believe some men would feel heartwarmth in the voice of their beloved. Don’t you? :)

  9. 190 PorterGirl June 19, 2014 at 14:26

    Oh, that is just too brilliant! This is better than the real Star Trek (which I like very much indeed). The ship acrobatics were very exciting and it was brilliant when Schwarz Data and Manly Worf rammed them! These two are the best characters of anything, ever – I love them!

    The arena sounds very exciting, I shall look forward to that. As Manly Worf says, it’s not like they’re in any danger! (I really liked that bit – let’s get them, but let’s not hurry – ha!)

    • 191 Professor VJ Duke June 19, 2014 at 18:19

      Many, many thanks! Honored you like it better, really! But if you had to pick between Schwarz and MM…who would you choose?

      Yes, I wouldn’t want MM coming after me, for sure!

      • 192 PorterGirl June 19, 2014 at 18:46

        Haha!

        Oooh tough one – how do you pick between MM and the incredible Schwarz? I think if I absolutely had to pick, it would be MM. I think he is special.

      • 193 Professor VJ Duke June 20, 2014 at 13:17

        He is. It’s the MM slang he speaks with. Kinda neatio!

      • 194 PorterGirl June 20, 2014 at 13:42

        I like how he calls everyone ‘honeydoll’ and things like that. Just brilliant!

      • 195 Professor VJ Duke June 20, 2014 at 19:53

        It is rather spicy!

      • 196 PorterGirl June 20, 2014 at 20:13

        That’s one way to put it!

      • 197 Professor VJ Duke June 21, 2014 at 16:17

        *laughing*

  10. 198 L. Marie June 19, 2014 at 13:32

    Still giggling over Schwarz-Data’s cheer and Manly-Man’s decision to ram the other starship!! I enjoyed this while I ate my breakfast!

    • 199 Professor VJ Duke June 19, 2014 at 18:17

      That’s quite awesome, thanks! Yes, Schwarz’s cheer gets me, too. Rather horrid, isn’t it?

  11. 200 Simply Skeptical June 19, 2014 at 13:10

    Somersaults and ramming other starships crazily hilarious AND amazingly successful! Will Schwarz-Data & Manly-Worf save the day? Obviously, they’re not in any hurry. (Laughing very hard)

    • 201 Professor VJ Duke June 19, 2014 at 18:15

      I’m not sure if they’ll save the day or not. What do you suppose?

    • 202 Simply Skeptical June 20, 2014 at 15:01

      Oh my. My response comment went in the wrong spot; my error :-O. I said they should hurry-up!!!

      • 203 Professor VJ Duke June 20, 2014 at 19:53

        Mindeth never! No problem. *bows*


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