Quizzes and Questions: The Oddest Quiz Ever

So, the professor went to take a quiz one day of little importance.

I’m still not exactly sure what the quiz was for, you know. But it was an interest of a quiz.

The professor is quite embarrassed to say that, of the three questions on the quiz, I got all of them wrong.

I sat down to the quiz rather good-natured, and got up with an angry vengeance that was only kept in check by the police station next door.

This was the first question on the quiz (they were multiple choice):

1. What is a velocipede?
a) a bicycle
b) a flying dinosaur
c) a speedboat
d) a racing car

Now the obvious answer was b: a flying dinosaur. The professor even fancied I’ve heard of that Velocipede before. But I was wrong, you see. The answer was, in fact, a: a bicycle.

We’ll count that one as quite right in the professorish book.

This was the second question:

2. Aside from the kitchen, where would you find an apron?
a) an airfield
b) a lumber mill
c) an orchestra
d) a cathedral

Personally, I’m surprised they found one in the kitchen. This was an unfair question from the beginning, and I lost the will to fight as soon as I saw the last word: apron. I didn’t answer. The answer was a: an airfield. And of course I didn’t know this.

The last question:

3. What is a male moose?
a) a stag
b) a buck
c) a ram
d) a bull

I was stumped. You see, I’ve called a moose every one of those names at some point or another in my career–except a bull. Which couldn’t possibly be it. But that was the answer.

Not a fair test, was it?

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294 Responses to “Quizzes and Questions: The Oddest Quiz Ever”


  1. 1 bardictale June 30, 2014 at 19:16

    Quizzes always cheat…beware!

    • 2 Professor VJ Duke July 1, 2014 at 12:39

      Yes…should we do something about it, Bard?

      • 3 bardictale July 1, 2014 at 16:00

        Not worth the trouble, I think.

      • 4 Professor VJ Duke July 1, 2014 at 21:50

        Okay. *bows to Bard’s knowledge of such things*

  2. 5 erinkenobi2893 June 26, 2014 at 18:03

    Different dialects, methinks. ;-P My dad wants a velocipede.

    • 6 Professor VJ Duke June 27, 2014 at 13:04

      Yes, must be it! Aha. What will he do with it?

      • 7 erinkenobi2893 June 27, 2014 at 16:52

        Ride it to work when it’s rainy. He thinks it might also be easier on his back.

      • 8 Professor VJ Duke June 27, 2014 at 21:07

        You mean ride in the rain?

      • 9 erinkenobi2893 June 27, 2014 at 21:18

        Yeah. Velocipedes have an outer shell, that would keep him dry.

      • 10 Professor VJ Duke June 30, 2014 at 12:32

        That’s kinda neatio, you know.

      • 11 erinkenobi2893 June 30, 2014 at 15:34

        Yes. It makes me wonder why I never thought of it–and if I did think of it, why didn’t I invent it?

      • 12 Professor VJ Duke June 30, 2014 at 18:17

        Could you? It might be hard work.

      • 13 erinkenobi2893 June 30, 2014 at 19:59

        It might, but I can be very persistent when I need to.

      • 14 Professor VJ Duke July 1, 2014 at 12:43

        Ah, that’s the Sith in you.

      • 15 erinkenobi2893 July 1, 2014 at 14:14

        Actually… not really. Jedi can be very persistent too…
        I just can’t see myself sitting in a cave scheming for several thousand years, waiting for just the right chance to take over the galaxy. -_-

      • 16 Professor VJ Duke July 1, 2014 at 21:18

        No! I couldn’t do that. Too impressionable. No, I meant to…on the move. Too…vicious!

      • 17 erinkenobi2893 July 1, 2014 at 22:21

        X-P I guess we’re in agreement, then?
        We’ll be the scourges of the literary world. >:-D

      • 18 Professor VJ Duke July 2, 2014 at 13:32

        We are! Yes…and then you’ll be a Sith maybe one day.

      • 19 erinkenobi2893 July 3, 2014 at 15:38

        I hope not! 0_0 Just like I’d hate to be Batman… 0_0

      • 20 Professor VJ Duke July 3, 2014 at 20:43

        Why not batman? Though I agree.

      • 21 erinkenobi2893 July 4, 2014 at 12:49

        *shrugs* I don’t know. I’d rather be one of the Parr family, I think.

      • 22 Professor VJ Duke July 4, 2014 at 17:53

        The Incredibles?

      • 23 erinkenobi2893 July 5, 2014 at 16:09

        Yes. ;-P

      • 24 Professor VJ Duke July 6, 2014 at 18:24

        I love that movie.

      • 25 erinkenobi2893 July 7, 2014 at 16:09

        It’s epic! Among the few Disney movies which actually have a decent story and moral value to match.

      • 26 Professor VJ Duke July 7, 2014 at 16:51

        I agree!

      • 27 erinkenobi2893 July 7, 2014 at 16:58

        Jack-Jack is so adorable! And Edna… *howls with laughter*

      • 28 Professor VJ Duke July 8, 2014 at 12:12

        *laughing* She’s always making me laugh. Love when she says he’s gotten fat.

      • 29 erinkenobi2893 July 8, 2014 at 15:04

        “Fine. I will also fix the hobo suit.”
        Oh, this makes me want to watch the movie again!

      • 30 Professor VJ Duke July 8, 2014 at 16:22

        *laughs* Me too! We must now. I’m sure Raya wouldn’t mind.

      • 31 erinkenobi2893 July 9, 2014 at 15:43

        If I can sneak in and do it when she’s not watching something. The movie scares her. :-/

      • 32 Professor VJ Duke July 9, 2014 at 22:52

        Really? Syndrome is scary.

      • 33 erinkenobi2893 July 10, 2014 at 14:24

        Ehhh… I think it’s more the situations that scare her. (Like I’m terrified when I watch the garbage compressor scene in SW “A New Hope” and the scene in Spiderman where Peter is hiding from everyone on the ceiling.)

      • 34 Professor VJ Duke July 10, 2014 at 17:54

        Why the garbage compressor? Is it because of the snake-like beast in the water?

      • 35 erinkenobi2893 July 11, 2014 at 19:13

        That, and they’re about to be squashed and covered in garbage. (Ew.)

      • 36 Professor VJ Duke July 12, 2014 at 01:46

        Well, they all deserve it, I think. Especially Luke.

      • 37 erinkenobi2893 July 12, 2014 at 17:27

        Ehhh, not so much.

      • 38 Professor VJ Duke July 14, 2014 at 12:48

        Oh yes he did!

      • 39 erinkenobi2893 July 14, 2014 at 16:31

        All he did was have a couple of whiny lines earlier in the film…. 0_0

      • 40 Professor VJ Duke July 14, 2014 at 19:51

        He’s ugly!

      • 41 erinkenobi2893 July 15, 2014 at 11:58

        And you’re faulting him for that?! 0_0

      • 42 Professor VJ Duke July 15, 2014 at 12:57

        Of course! I’m a Sith remember.

      • 43 erinkenobi2893 July 15, 2014 at 15:05

        *sigh* This is why I’m a Jedi. I simply can’t bring myself to be judgmental, you know. :-P

      • 44 Professor VJ Duke July 15, 2014 at 15:52

        Not even of Anakin?

      • 45 erinkenobi2893 July 15, 2014 at 20:59

        Maybe a little of Anakin, but he inspires disturbment of spirit rather than judgment in me.

      • 46 Professor VJ Duke July 16, 2014 at 00:40

        I think he disturbs everyone a bit. *laughs*

      • 47 erinkenobi2893 July 16, 2014 at 11:25

        Oh, believe me. You have NO IDEA. :-P

      • 48 Professor VJ Duke July 16, 2014 at 13:05

        We should dispatch him.

      • 49 erinkenobi2893 July 16, 2014 at 15:02

        Ehhh, he’s too fun to torment. >:-D

      • 50 Professor VJ Duke July 16, 2014 at 17:36

        I agree.

      • 51 erinkenobi2893 July 16, 2014 at 19:49

        X-D *sticks a feather in Anakin’s ear*

      • 52 Professor VJ Duke July 17, 2014 at 00:21

        Watch out for his choking stuff!

      • 53 erinkenobi2893 July 17, 2014 at 12:38

        Don’t worry, I’ve got it covered. *uses the Force to slide the feather down the back of his neck*

      • 54 Professor VJ Duke July 17, 2014 at 14:53

        *laughing* This is too good to watch!

      • 55 erinkenobi2893 July 18, 2014 at 16:38

        *ties a noodle around his neck* >:-D

      • 56 Professor VJ Duke July 18, 2014 at 16:50

        Look! I think he’s growling!

      • 57 erinkenobi2893 July 18, 2014 at 16:56

        I think he’s drooling, since he can’t reach the noodle. >:-D

      • 58 Professor VJ Duke July 19, 2014 at 01:01

        *laughs* Tighten it!

      • 59 erinkenobi2893 July 19, 2014 at 11:26

        It’ll break. :-/ *puts a beetle on his nose instead*

      • 60 Professor VJ Duke July 20, 2014 at 15:46

        Which is way worse.

      • 61 erinkenobi2893 July 20, 2014 at 18:28

        >:-D That’s why I’m doing it!!! >:-D

      • 62 Professor VJ Duke July 21, 2014 at 13:08

        One of those beetles from the mummy.

      • 63 erinkenobi2893 July 22, 2014 at 18:39

        ….. no idea. I actually just got it off the potato plants. :-P

      • 64 Professor VJ Duke July 22, 2014 at 20:00

        A Potato beetle!

      • 65 erinkenobi2893 July 22, 2014 at 23:53

        Indeed.

      • 66 Professor VJ Duke July 23, 2014 at 13:23

        *laughs*

      • 67 erinkenobi2893 July 24, 2014 at 13:08

        *the potato beetle crawls onto Anakin’s ear*

      • 68 Professor VJ Duke July 24, 2014 at 14:03

        *and bites it*

      • 69 erinkenobi2893 July 24, 2014 at 14:05

        *takes the beetle off* Naughty Bucky! *puts him back on the potato plant and dumps my pet squirrel down Anakin’s back instead*

      • 70 Professor VJ Duke July 24, 2014 at 14:07

        *Laughs* Anakin will be so mad!

      • 71 erinkenobi2893 July 24, 2014 at 14:10

        Nah, Chips is just a friendly playful squirrel. Though that might make Anakin mad anyway. ;-P

      • 72 Professor VJ Duke July 24, 2014 at 17:59

        It probably will. He might kill it with the force!

      • 73 erinkenobi2893 July 24, 2014 at 23:33

        He won’t. I won’t let him.

      • 74 Professor VJ Duke July 25, 2014 at 13:49

        Good. I’d hate for it to happen.

      • 75 erinkenobi2893 July 25, 2014 at 14:21

        *pours ice into Anakin’s shirt*

      • 76 Professor VJ Duke July 26, 2014 at 14:30

        We could use this boiling water,but it would probably hurt too much.

      • 77 erinkenobi2893 July 26, 2014 at 16:21

        Let’s put some tickly things down his shirt instead!

      • 78 Professor VJ Duke July 27, 2014 at 15:40

        Yes, let’s do it!

      • 79 erinkenobi2893 July 27, 2014 at 18:15

        *grabs a Tribble* >:-D

      • 80 Professor VJ Duke July 28, 2014 at 17:02

        Jus tread about Tribbles…what interesting things!

      • 81 erinkenobi2893 July 28, 2014 at 18:58

        *stuffs the Tribble into Anakin’s shirt* It’s a fluffy fuzz ball. Hah. :-P

      • 82 Professor VJ Duke July 29, 2014 at 13:02

        Is Anakin tied up?

      • 83 erinkenobi2893 July 29, 2014 at 20:04

        He is, sort of. (To a tree.)

      • 84 Professor VJ Duke July 29, 2014 at 23:29

        He’s gagged, too, I see.

      • 85 erinkenobi2893 July 30, 2014 at 17:49

        It’s fun. ^_^

      • 86 Professor VJ Duke July 31, 2014 at 13:05

        Yes!

      • 87 erinkenobi2893 July 31, 2014 at 14:04

        *puts a harmless black ant on Anakin’s nose* Let’s see if he sneezes…

      • 88 Professor VJ Duke July 31, 2014 at 23:19

        What if the ant…goes in!

      • 89 erinkenobi2893 August 1, 2014 at 12:05

        He’ll sneeze it right back out. *Anakin sneezes the ant out* ‘Bye-bye, ant! :-P

      • 90 Professor VJ Duke August 1, 2014 at 16:04

        *laughing*

      • 91 erinkenobi2893 August 1, 2014 at 16:05

        *the ant goes flying clean out of the atmosphere and into orbit around the sun* >:-D

      • 92 Professor VJ Duke August 1, 2014 at 16:11

        *laughs* Poor beast!

      • 93 erinkenobi2893 August 2, 2014 at 12:38

        Indeed. *puts sunscreen on Anakin so it looks like he’s wearing war paint, then takes a photo for Padme*

      • 94 Professor VJ Duke August 3, 2014 at 22:35

        Oh, and I bet Anakin would pose for that! *laughs*

      • 95 erinkenobi2893 August 3, 2014 at 23:35

        *smears mud on Anakin’s face* There, that’s better. ;-P *shouts* Prepare for Anakin’s pity party, Professor!

      • 96 Professor VJ Duke August 4, 2014 at 13:11

        Okay…should we invite anyone?

      • 97 erinkenobi2893 August 4, 2014 at 15:48

        Let’s invite Padme! >:-D

      • 98 Professor VJ Duke August 4, 2014 at 23:39

        Yes! That’d be perfect!

  3. 99 desertdweller29 June 26, 2014 at 11:32

    Some of my best cooking is done on an airfield.

    For two years I thought the plural for moose was meese because it was in a book. It was the only book I burned.

    • 100 Professor VJ Duke June 26, 2014 at 16:38

      I did not know this! What sorts of things are made?

      *laughing* Meese…I like that. We should still say it.

  4. 101 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister June 26, 2014 at 06:53

    Okay, I would have thrown this quiz out the window. And accepted the littering ticket happily from the nice Cop next door.

    I missed the first one, but I definitely knew that it was NOT a dino. Duketh…how professorish of you. Giggle. Love that!
    #2 well…I went with lumber mill. One should only use an apron in the kitchen and while visiting a blacksmith, horsemen or gardener.
    #3 I TOTALLY NAILED!! Yes! My score, in the end much better than yours. *sparkles brightly*

    This test must have proven something…
    1. Your lack of interest in mucheth.
    2. Your need to challenge yourself
    3. The fact that you have entirely too much idle time. *smiles*

    • 102 Professor VJ Duke June 26, 2014 at 16:37

      No you wouldn’t have! You would have stepped on his foot!

      Hmm…it was so a dino! Not a fair test. How was I supposed to know any of them? And I don’t believe you about #3, you’re just saying that, dadblameit!

      *laughing* Well…what’s mucheth? Idle time…interesting you should say that.

      • 103 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister June 26, 2014 at 21:41

        No, I would have thrown it out the window and bought the Copper coffee.

        *laughs* Why did you put yourself in the position to take such a test. Where you testing your IQ. I’ve don’t that dadblamery before… I did know the answer to that one…! I really did! I am sorta outdoorsy, you know.

        *Laughing, too* It’s a whole lotta, I think. What…why is that interesting…tell me!

      • 104 Professor VJ Duke June 27, 2014 at 13:10

        Copper coffee sounds deadly, you know.

        You’d laugh if you knew the real reasons behind it! It wasn’t an IQ test. I’d rank very low on one of those, you know. You are outdoorsy! I bet your dad’s house has a moose head in it!

        Well, you think the professor is lazy.

      • 105 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister June 27, 2014 at 13:47

        It does! How’d I manage that? We would have drinks from it, I think.

        But you’re not going to tell me, so I won’t push it. Well, okay, I’m not outdoorsy in a huge sense of the word, but I am knowledgeable. I was raised by a man, Duketh. Comes with the territory. No, it doesn’t. Deer, yes. Fish, yes. A stuffed chicken, yes. Giggle…waiting for it…

        I DO NOT!! HOW RUDE! *stucks her tongue out at you*

      • 106 Professor VJ Duke June 27, 2014 at 21:01

        I would not have drinks in it or from it or around it!

        A bear? A professor?

        *shocked* *pours salt on it*

      • 107 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister June 28, 2014 at 12:42

        Sounds like a snake…? Or poison? But not police officer coffee, huh? *laughs*

        I don’t think so…

        Salt! Wow…

      • 108 Professor VJ Duke June 30, 2014 at 12:38

        Police officer coffee is an interest, you know.

        Yes, me either.

        It must burn.

      • 109 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister July 1, 2014 at 01:47

        How could it be? Policemen drink coffee a lot, right? *smiles*

        Sounds sorta vicious.

      • 110 Professor VJ Duke July 1, 2014 at 12:52

        No, they just eat it.

        It is!

      • 111 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister July 1, 2014 at 15:27

        With a spoon?

      • 112 Professor VJ Duke July 1, 2014 at 21:48

        Yes, that’s how I’d go about it.

      • 113 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister July 2, 2014 at 04:58

        I’m not sure that coffee would be good.

      • 114 Professor VJ Duke July 2, 2014 at 13:41

        Yes, I don’t think it is.

      • 115 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister July 2, 2014 at 14:32

        I wondered about that.

      • 116 Professor VJ Duke July 2, 2014 at 21:49

        I admit: we’re not friends, coffee and I.

      • 117 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister July 3, 2014 at 05:02

        This is know, Duketh.

      • 118 Professor VJ Duke July 3, 2014 at 20:28

        Oh you do not!

      • 119 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister July 4, 2014 at 04:09

        Yes, Sir! You told me!

      • 120 Professor VJ Duke July 4, 2014 at 17:42

        I remember. Twas the first thing you found out about me.

      • 121 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister July 4, 2014 at 19:36

        First thing everyone else knew already, yes…

      • 122 Professor VJ Duke July 6, 2014 at 18:12

        Hmm…I think that means something, doesn’t it?

      • 123 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister July 6, 2014 at 21:55

        Yes, it does, Duke.

      • 124 Professor VJ Duke July 7, 2014 at 12:46

        Well…what?

      • 125 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister July 7, 2014 at 16:01

        You know!

      • 126 Professor VJ Duke July 7, 2014 at 16:49

        But you have to tell me.

      • 127 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister July 8, 2014 at 05:22

        Nope. You are far too wicked for that, Duke.

      • 128 Professor VJ Duke July 8, 2014 at 12:29

        Not fair at all.

      • 129 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister July 8, 2014 at 14:04

        That’s what I thought, you know.

      • 130 Professor VJ Duke July 8, 2014 at 16:14

        Well, then, out with it!

      • 131 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister July 8, 2014 at 23:16

        No, I don’t think I can…

      • 132 Professor VJ Duke July 9, 2014 at 13:27

        Why?!!!!!!!!

      • 133 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister July 9, 2014 at 15:40

        Well…look at you all mad!! Maybe it would embarrass you, Duke?

      • 134 Professor VJ Duke July 9, 2014 at 22:51

        It would not! I’m un-embarrassable.

      • 135 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister July 10, 2014 at 01:19

        Right!

  5. 136 John W. Howell June 25, 2014 at 18:36

    Totally unfair. Everyone knows a velociped is that fast little insect that runs across your foot when you turn on the light. An apron is that thing that has attachments which according to one’s finance need cutting. A male Moose is called Pamoose. Female: Mamoose

    • 137 Professor VJ Duke June 25, 2014 at 23:42

      *laughing* John! This is spectacular. I love your answers, actually. The little beast that runs across your toe…I’ve always wondered about those things!

      And the moose names are fabulous. What are the kids called?

      • 138 John W. Howell June 26, 2014 at 01:03

        Generic Kidmoose. Individually Fillymoose (girl) and Coltmoose (boy)

      • 139 Professor VJ Duke June 26, 2014 at 16:22

        Aha! *laughs* How interesting. Fillymoose is a very attractive term. Do you think I could use it about?

      • 140 John W. Howell June 26, 2014 at 17:07

        Of course. Verb: “Don’t Fillymoose with me.”
        Noun: Look at the horns on that Fillymoose.” Expletive: “Fillymoose it.”

      • 141 Professor VJ Duke June 27, 2014 at 12:59

        *laughing lots* Perfect! The verb one is the real catcher. “Don’t Fillymoose with me!” Good insult too, I think.

      • 142 John W. Howell June 27, 2014 at 13:26

        Be careful though. The National Organization of Fillymooses may take offense and picket.

      • 143 Professor VJ Duke June 27, 2014 at 20:52

        Oh rats and a heifer! There always has to be a bureaucracy, huh?

      • 144 John W. Howell June 27, 2014 at 21:11

        These little FillyMoose’s are tired of the discrimination in favor of Coltmooses. You know equal pay for equal work.

      • 145 Professor VJ Duke June 30, 2014 at 12:31

        I see. I think it’s all dadblamery. We should go and sort it out for them.

      • 146 John W. Howell June 30, 2014 at 12:42

        You could run for moose congress and really get confused.

      • 147 Professor VJ Duke June 30, 2014 at 12:48

        *laughs* Yes, and I bet they wouldn’t elect me.

  6. 148 Debbie June 25, 2014 at 17:34

    I knew the answer to #2, but I’ve never seen a moose, so any one of those options would’ve worked for me! And velocipede? Seriously?? Why must people dream up “fancy” names for things when the commonplace name of “bicycle” would do?! Ri-do-diculous, right?!

    • 149 Professor VJ Duke June 25, 2014 at 23:37

      Yes! *laughing* Love your PA. Well, I’m amazed you knew #2! That still doesn’t make sense to me…. *shakes head sadly* I mean, how’s it possible?

  7. 150 InfiniteZip June 25, 2014 at 17:33

    I got them all right, the coffee, I mean sun tea must be working;)

    • 151 Professor VJ Duke June 25, 2014 at 23:35

      You did not! Did you really? *shocked professor face*

      • 152 InfiniteZip June 26, 2014 at 00:11

        Would you expect anything les frum a B stoodent

      • 153 Professor VJ Duke June 26, 2014 at 16:16

        Well, I’m perplexed. Of course…I would!

      • 154 InfiniteZip June 26, 2014 at 16:21

        How much less?

      • 155 Professor VJ Duke June 26, 2014 at 16:46

        Well, I think you’re very smart. But those questions weren’t fair, were they?

      • 156 InfiniteZip June 26, 2014 at 16:52

        Fair? Like a carnival?

      • 157 Professor VJ Duke June 27, 2014 at 12:58

        Hmm…now that made me think of a Ferris Wheel.

  8. 158 Simply Skeptical June 25, 2014 at 15:48

    Well in hindsight things are always clearer as with quiz question 1 & 2. But, Professor have you never heard of BULLwinkle J. Moose?
    Never you mind anyway. Knowledge of such is just really not that dadblame important? Especially since the Professor is wise on the most pertinent of subjects. :-)

    • 159 Professor VJ Duke June 25, 2014 at 15:51

      The professor is not wise, he’s dull, and wobbly about the knees. That’s how the analysts describe me, you know.

      Bullwinkle…I think I’ve heard of that brute. Did you know the answer to #1?

  9. 160 weggieboy June 25, 2014 at 15:27

    I got all three right. Good, clean living, Professor! That’s what it’s all about! ;)

    • 161 Professor VJ Duke June 25, 2014 at 15:49

      *shocked face, shocker than ever before seen on TV* You did not! I don’t believe it! I won’t believe it!

      • 162 weggieboy June 25, 2014 at 17:54

        I was very interested in historic bicycles at one point and loved the look and sound of velocipede, My love of words helped bond “velocipede” into my peanut brain for all times! I see a penny farthing in my mind, though a velocipede needn’t necessarily be one.

        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Velocipede#History

        My brother was a Seebee in the US Navy, and once helped construct an airfield in Thailand (secret CIA airfield at that, but not now). We located the remnant of the apron to that airfield using Google Earth…yeah!…next to the commercial airfield that replaced. That was only days ago we did the search, and “apron” in this context came up in conversation. How unlikely is that?

        [I’d show you the airfield, with apron marked, on the map, but Air America might send an agent out to kill us both. Ugh!]

        As a history buff, I remembered Teddy Roosevelt ran on the Bull Moose ticket, not the Buck-, Stag-, or Ram-moose ticket. I live where there are many buck whitetail deer and buck mule deer. A stag is pretty much an adult male deer, too. Ram? It ain’t a moose hanging on the front of Dodge Ram trucks! It’s a bighorn sheep, and the terms’s associated with adult males of that critter and its relatives.

        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Progressive_Party_(United_States,_1912)#Birth_of_a_new_party

        You might say I stumbled on a quiz that was a “perfect storm” situation for me because all three terms were ones with which I had either practical experience or prior knowledge.

      • 163 Professor VJ Duke June 25, 2014 at 23:39

        *laughing lots and lots* That’s just amazing! You get an A+ for sure! *bows* Very well done.

      • 164 Professor VJ Duke June 25, 2014 at 23:39

        And thanks for the info as well. I shall try and remember it all.

  10. 165 E. June 25, 2014 at 14:54

    I only knew for sure the answer to number 3, because I used to live in moose-country.
    I thought for sure you’d find an apron at a lumber mill — it seems like an appropriate place.

    • 166 Professor VJ Duke June 25, 2014 at 15:48

      Moose country…did you see grizzly bears?

      It does…was I hoodwinked?

      • 167 E. June 25, 2014 at 16:02

        I did not, but I did have a bull moose eat all the flowers in the backyard.

        I’m going to go out on a limb and say yes, yes you were.

      • 168 Professor VJ Duke June 25, 2014 at 23:26

        They eat flower? *laughing* They do not!

        I think you were right. What should I do about it?

      • 169 E. June 26, 2014 at 00:24

        They’re herbivores! Of course they eat flowers! Haha.

        You already did it — wrote a post exposing them for their nonsense and tomfoolery!

      • 170 Professor VJ Duke June 26, 2014 at 16:17

        Herbivores don’t eat flowers! Only bees do. And professor’s don’t either.

        Yes, and if I could recall their names…that would have been in there, too.

      • 171 E. June 26, 2014 at 16:23

        Herbivores do too eat flowers! Goats. Horses. Moose. Cows. I have personally witnessed all of them eating flowers.
        And bees don’t eat flowers. They collect the pollen. So, there! Although it’s probably wise that professors don’t eat flowers.

        Ooh, shame.

      • 172 Professor VJ Duke June 26, 2014 at 16:47

        *laughing* Dadblameit! Maybe you’re right…but…but…I don’t know. Flowers…imagine eating flowers.

      • 173 E. June 26, 2014 at 16:47

        Depends on flower! Lavender is quite tasty with a fruit salad.

      • 174 Professor VJ Duke June 26, 2014 at 16:50

        You eat flowers???

      • 175 E. June 26, 2014 at 16:51

        You don’t???

      • 176 Professor VJ Duke June 27, 2014 at 12:58

        Never have, dadblameit! Now I feel like I’ve missed something.

      • 177 E. June 27, 2014 at 14:28

        Try it! :D Also, many teas have flowers in them, too, so next time Mr. Magi invites you over, give the tea a try.

      • 178 Professor VJ Duke June 27, 2014 at 21:04

        Flowers…are deadly, though!

  11. 179 MissFourEyes June 25, 2014 at 14:49

    Something is very wrong with that quiz. Why would anyone call a bicycle a velocipede?! Are they trying to scare us or trick us into believing that it can fly?

    • 180 Professor VJ Duke June 25, 2014 at 15:48

      I’m not sure! It was vexing. I should have complained, huh?

  12. 181 Hazy June 25, 2014 at 14:19

    What a vexing test! Since the hazy mind is similar to the professor’s mind… do you think I got any right?

    Good thing they didn’t go to my kitchen. No apron there. Never used one when cooking. It’s one more garment to wash on laundry day…

    • 182 Professor VJ Duke June 25, 2014 at 15:47

      *laughing* I’m hoping not! You see, the professor feels very stupid now.

      Yes, quite right! Aprons don’t make sense. Unless you’re a blacksmith.

      • 183 Hazy June 26, 2014 at 13:53

        *laughs* None right indeed! Oh, don’t! (though we all feel stupid sometimes, don’t we? Me more often than not!)

        *nods* Is it some plastic-like thingy apron they wear? That makes more sense than cloth ones, I think. Just wipe off the mess!

      • 184 Professor VJ Duke June 26, 2014 at 16:44

        *laughs* Now, now! It’s the rest of the world, I think. They’re all crazy, and we’re sane!

        Yes, that’s the ticket. I know! Too lazy to wipe the mess up. Weatherly wouldn’t ever wear one, I’ll bet!

      • 185 Hazy June 28, 2014 at 03:51

        *laughs* that’s a very good point, professor! Yes, yes. I think you’re most probably right.

        *nods* Like when I’m cooking, it’s sometimes very daunting to clean up all the mess!

        Indeed he wouldn’t! He says it doesn’t go well with his ninja outfit. Haha.

      • 186 Professor VJ Duke June 30, 2014 at 12:36

        It has to be right! It just sounds better that way. *laughs*

        It is!

        He doesn’t ever take off his ninja outfit, does he?

      • 187 Hazy July 1, 2014 at 13:00

        *laughs* True that!

        I think he does. But he has a closet full of the same outfit!

      • 188 Professor VJ Duke July 1, 2014 at 21:02

        *laughing* Which makes complete sense! I’ve got to get a ninja outfit.

      • 189 Hazy July 2, 2014 at 11:30

        Great idea! You’d look cooler with that and your impressive katana. What color will your ninja outfit and belt be?

      • 190 Professor VJ Duke July 2, 2014 at 13:46

        Well, I love red. But something tells me black is better. We should ask Weatherly.

      • 191 Hazy July 3, 2014 at 12:46

        Weatherly says his is gray, so he thinks gray is the best. Maybe black with a red belt?

        I think red looks cool though. Like Elektra! (if you’re familiar with her from the comics) Red is eye-catching though; probably not the best for stealthy ninja stuff…

      • 192 Professor VJ Duke July 3, 2014 at 20:35

        I’ll take gray,too! Weatherly always looks so cool.

        Oh, that’s true. (I’ve never heard of her!)

      • 193 Hazy July 8, 2014 at 13:52

        Weatherly says thank you. Gray would look great on you!

      • 194 Professor VJ Duke July 8, 2014 at 16:05

        Awesome then!

  13. 195 L. Marie June 25, 2014 at 13:32

    I also knew the first one, but only because I read a middle grade book that mentioned the word. The test sounds like something on the GRE exam or even the SAT.

    • 196 Professor VJ Duke June 25, 2014 at 15:42

      Yes, only it must have been way horrider and stupider. *shocked face* You knew that? You did not! I think I need to go back to school, huh?

      • 197 L. Marie June 26, 2014 at 12:39

        No. You just have to read more middle grade fiction. :-)

      • 198 Professor VJ Duke June 26, 2014 at 16:38

        I should I should. Not sure where to start, though.

  14. 199 PorterGirl June 25, 2014 at 13:16

    I usually really like quizzes but this was was just – pah! I knew the first one, through sheer luck, and thought I was going to enjoy this quiz. Then the ridiculousness about aprons and mooses… I mean, who even cares?! I don’t even have an apron in my kitchen. I just get covered in food and things.

    • 200 Professor VJ Duke June 25, 2014 at 15:41

      *laughing* Aprons are useless–maybe! You knew the first? Amazing! I’m…amazed, you know. But, Lucy, how could you like quizzes?

      • 201 PorterGirl June 25, 2014 at 17:01

        Well, if I know the answers, I feel really clever. And if I don’t, I learn something new. There should be a special PL quiz for all your fans!

      • 202 Professor VJ Duke June 25, 2014 at 23:28

        That makes sense. You’re a very sensible young lady, Lucy. I wish I could be a sensible dull professor…wait, that doesn’t work exactly…

        Anyway, neatio idea! But…but how would I go about it?

      • 203 PorterGirl June 26, 2014 at 05:18

        Sensible? That’s a first. You must tell The Dean this!

        You could have questions about the Punchies and the PL, with cyptic clues to help. Or links to where to find the answers. The winner gets a meal for two at Ruber’s place haha!

      • 204 Professor VJ Duke June 26, 2014 at 16:32

        I shall! (Do you have an actor for the Dean?)

        *laughing* Which would be fun indeed. It’s good food, I hear. Or maybe a Punchy baseball cap!

      • 205 PorterGirl June 26, 2014 at 17:11

        Oooh I would LOVE a Punchy baseball cap! How cool would that be?!

        We did sort of have an actor for The Dean, but he is now unavailable to us. You don’t want to come over and be The Dean, do you? Or one of the Punchies could do it! But who?

      • 206 Professor VJ Duke June 27, 2014 at 13:01

        Aw, how nice of you! I think I’d like one too. What color, though? (I fear we’ve talked about this, but the professor’s mind is one big circle.)

        That would be great fun! But I’m probably not the right sort of person to play the Dean. Hmm…I’m not sure! Who would you choose?

      • 207 PorterGirl June 27, 2014 at 13:09

        I think MM would be hilarious as The Dean, but probably not the best choice! Arthur might be able to pull it off. I quite fancy Mr Magi as Junior Bursar.

        I’m sure we have had the hat conversation before – I think I’d like a blue cap, but I think last time I said red. To be honest, I would be delighted with any colour! (sorry – color!)

      • 208 Professor VJ Duke June 27, 2014 at 13:23

        Very interesting! MM would be hilarious but he lacks the seriousness! I bet you’re right about Art. But Mr. Magi? Really?

        *laughing lots* Blue with yellow lettering!

      • 209 PorterGirl June 27, 2014 at 13:56

        Perfect!

        I think Mr Magi has a certain strangness that would suit the role haha!

      • 210 Professor VJ Duke June 27, 2014 at 21:03

        Great noodles!

        I think you could be right!

  15. 211 FictionFan June 25, 2014 at 12:28

    *chuckling loads* Poor Professor! I reckon they were cheating. Obviously a velocipede is a dinosaur – or possibly a many-limbed creature from Barsoom. Why would anyone call a bicycle such a silly and frankly scary name? I love your reaction to aprons – manlier than Manly-Man! And I don’t think it’s very wise to call a male moose names at all – it might get upset…

    • 212 Manly Man (@JazzyCouldren) June 25, 2014 at 14:58

      Hey, ain’t nobody manlier than me.

      • 213 Professor VJ Duke June 25, 2014 at 15:49

        Except the professor. *smiles proudly*

      • 214 FictionFan June 25, 2014 at 18:02

        No, no, of course there isn’t! Except the Professor, of course. And Schwarzy…

    • 215 Professor VJ Duke June 25, 2014 at 15:40

      It must have a been a set-up! Yes, from Barsoom. (Just heard that the Martian is coming July 1st. Need faster service over here. Next time I’ll have to do the ordering myself.)

      *smiles proudly* Am I more of warrior then MM?

      But a moose is no match for a grizzly bear!

      • 216 FictionFan June 25, 2014 at 18:07

        I hope the test wasn’t anything to do with Crackjaw…

        (1st July?? Is it actually coming from Mars??)

        *smiles more proudly* Much. Much-much! Muchly-Much, in fact! (I hope he doesn’t feel he has to challenge you to a battle now…)

        But are you a grizzly bear? *considers the tummy-tickling potential of this unexpected revelation*

      • 217 Professor VJ Duke June 25, 2014 at 23:41

        Oh dear. You think I’m going nuts, don’t you?

        (Yes, a wonder. They’re letting me keep the other book, plus I get a refund. This is there way of revenge, you see. *huffs* Pout, please.)

        Aw! *maybe blushes* (You have no faith in me!)

        *laughing lots and lots* Not fair! No…I’m..a professorish bear.

      • 218 FictionFan June 26, 2014 at 02:08

        Define ‘going’…

        (*pouts* Would you like me to teach you to pout sometime? It comes in handy.)

        (Nonsense! I was worried for Manly-Man…)

        Oh dear, oh dear! That sounds incredibly…cuddly! I’m sorry!

      • 219 Professor VJ Duke June 26, 2014 at 16:30

        I am nuts, then! How rotten. But maybe it’s true.

        Umm…no. It’s a girly thing to do. I should resist it.

        I hope you were! Chickit.

        Oh, Grizzly bears aren’t cuddly. They have six-inch long claws, fangs, and a foul odor.

      • 220 FictionFan June 26, 2014 at 22:34

        Oh, who wants to be sane anyway?

        *pouts*

        I was! Ooh, you sound exactly like my… *pauses significantly*

        Phew! At least they don’t have a foul odour, though! But anyway you said you were a (cuddly) Professorish bear…

      • 221 Professor VJ Duke June 27, 2014 at 13:13

        That’s true. Only…Robin Hood does.

        Haha.

        Don’t make anything of that, dadblameit!

        Hmm…how ugly it looks with a ‘u’ in it. I did not say that! You’re taking my words out of context!

      • 222 FictionFan June 28, 2014 at 23:55

        If Robin Hood were sane, would he wear green tights?

        Of course I won’t! *raises quizzical eyebrow*

        Well, better than being a stinky grizzly surely!

      • 223 Professor VJ Duke June 30, 2014 at 12:46

        That’s a myth, dadblameit!

        *holds his ears*

        Oh, I don’t know about that!

  16. 224 Lisa June 25, 2014 at 12:21

    Not a fair test at All!

    • 225 Professor VJ Duke June 25, 2014 at 15:38

      Not at all! What do you suppose I should have done?

      • 226 Lisa June 25, 2014 at 15:39

        I don’t know! I would have guessed as well. I didn’t know any of the answers either!

      • 227 Professor VJ Duke June 25, 2014 at 15:50

        Then…the test must have been dadblamery. What should be done to the test givers?

      • 228 Lisa June 25, 2014 at 15:56

        Hahaha! I’m not sure I’m qualified for sentencing.

      • 229 Professor VJ Duke June 25, 2014 at 23:25

        Me neither! What should be done, then?

      • 230 Lisa June 25, 2014 at 23:52

        I suppose we will just have to accept responsibility for not knowing the answers. We could be a little snobby about it though.

      • 231 Professor VJ Duke June 26, 2014 at 16:16

        Yes, let’s be snobby about it. You know, that makes sense. And it makes one feel much better. Plus, we could say a few ‘dadblameits’.

      • 232 Lisa June 26, 2014 at 16:19

        Dadblameit! Dadblameit! Dadblameit! Yes. That does feel much better. :)

      • 233 Professor VJ Duke June 26, 2014 at 16:45

        *laughing lots* Excellent use of PA! Yes, it always helps, I feel.

      • 234 Lisa June 26, 2014 at 16:48

        Thank you :)

      • 235 Professor VJ Duke June 26, 2014 at 16:50

        *bows*

      • 236 Lisa June 26, 2014 at 23:46

        You are a great warrior. It’s nice to meet you my new friend. :)

      • 237 Professor VJ Duke June 27, 2014 at 13:21

        *smiles bigly* Many thanks! You honor me, you know.

      • 238 Lisa June 27, 2014 at 13:37

        I was told honor begets honor. :)

      • 239 Professor VJ Duke June 27, 2014 at 20:55

        *bows again* Well…here’s some cherry juice. (Professorish offering.)

      • 240 Lisa June 27, 2014 at 21:25

        Fine, but we’ll probably have to take the hard way… *laughing*

      • 241 Professor VJ Duke June 30, 2014 at 12:33

        Is it very hard?

      • 242 Lisa June 30, 2014 at 14:26

        That’s the thing, you never know until you look back and you realize…damn. The path is highly unpredictable. Always, highly unpredictable.
        I read all the characters in the punchy lands today. It’s quite the network. Very interesting.

      • 243 Professor VJ Duke June 30, 2014 at 18:16

        Yes, that’s right on!

        Many thanks! It’s all connected. It’s so old, too. You see, quite real. I couldn’t make it all up, could I?

      • 244 Lisa June 30, 2014 at 20:36

        Oh, no. Uh-uh. Those feuds are way too deep to be made up. Who would ever suggest such a dadblameing thing?!

      • 245 Professor VJ Duke July 1, 2014 at 12:46

        *laughing* Love the PA! You’re right on! It’s all a detailed history of the land. Which is maybe dadblamery in itself.

      • 246 Lisa July 1, 2014 at 14:06

        Dablamery or not art is art…

      • 247 Professor VJ Duke July 1, 2014 at 21:17

        That’s true. Wouldn’t you say the professor is a vicious warrior?

      • 248 Lisa July 1, 2014 at 22:00

        I have noticed that the professor is very observant. I have witnessed the professor block with ease. I haven’t seen the professor on the offensive yet, but I presume that he must have some skill to be able to “keep things in check” in the punchy lands. Is that how it was said? It is called the punchy lands and there is evil afoot. Being of such a leisurely nature I would have to say yes I believe he probably is and would not like to challenge him if necessary.

      • 249 Professor VJ Duke July 2, 2014 at 13:29

        Well, you know, I’m honored by that! It’s true, though, I don’t usually go on the offensive. The professor can be dull and sweet at times, I suppose.

        Yes! The Punchy Lands. A very odd place, isn’t it? Full of dadblamery.

      • 250 Lisa July 2, 2014 at 13:55

        What? Did the Professor just admit to being human? Hahaha! If I didn’t know better I would think it pained him to admit to being sweet… at times… of course. Hahaha! Odd is good. :)

      • 251 Professor VJ Duke July 2, 2014 at 13:56

        Rats and a Heifer! I’m not sweet…I take it back! I’m horribly wicked. Like an orc, you know. Don’t you think that’s right?

      • 252 Lisa July 2, 2014 at 14:01

        Hahaha! Hahaha! An orc with a conscious? Hahaha! I swear I won’t tell. Hahaha! Horribly wicked… (still laughing)

      • 253 Professor VJ Duke July 2, 2014 at 21:47

        *laughs* Yes, it’s a dead secret. Some think the professor is heartless. (I lost it in battle, I think.)

      • 254 Lisa July 2, 2014 at 21:56

        You just forgot. :)

      • 255 Professor VJ Duke July 2, 2014 at 22:01

        Yes, I think that was it. How dull of me, you know.

      • 256 Lisa July 2, 2014 at 22:10

        I’ve noticed you call yourself that quite often, but that has to do with losing the sparkle of your intelligence. Which you clearly haven’t. The heart is on a parallel course of the mind. I’m going to get a link to a song that I listen to sometimes. Brb…

      • 257 Professor VJ Duke July 3, 2014 at 20:14

        Lisa! What a nice song. Very different sounding–which I like. (But the professor lost his heart.)

      • 258 Lisa July 3, 2014 at 20:20

        That’s not possible. The hard way then…
        I knew it… *sigh* :(

      • 259 Professor VJ Duke July 3, 2014 at 20:46

        What did thou know?

      • 260 Lisa July 3, 2014 at 20:56

        Do you not know the song you sing? (Perplexed. )

      • 261 Professor VJ Duke July 4, 2014 at 17:38

        Do I sing a song? *laughs*

      • 262 Lisa July 4, 2014 at 21:31

        The ancient language of the heart. Which is why it’s impossible to have lost your heart. Just the entrance to it. :)

      • 263 Professor VJ Duke July 6, 2014 at 18:21

        But you can’t be sure I sing that song!

      • 264 Lisa July 6, 2014 at 20:23

        What the hell?! I know that song as well as anyone that sings it. No. In the ancient language of the heart to say so and so lost their heart means they have lost their courage, fight or will to go on…
        But we already decided the professor is a great warrior. So it simply can’t be true.

      • 265 Professor VJ Duke July 7, 2014 at 12:44

        But can’t you survive without a heart? I, madam, am living proof!

      • 266 Lisa July 7, 2014 at 13:49

        So…. you lost your will to fight, you put out a call and you got me. Bwahahaha! Well let me know if we should continue. Do you want to live or survive?
        Step 1:

      • 267 Professor VJ Duke July 7, 2014 at 16:40

        Well…live. But I’d like to live heartless. Is that possible? Nice song. Like the beeps, you know.

      • 268 Lisa July 7, 2014 at 19:30

        Sure

      • 269 Professor VJ Duke July 8, 2014 at 12:16

        Well, dadblameit!

      • 270 Lisa July 8, 2014 at 12:33

        Did you change your mind?

      • 271 Professor VJ Duke July 8, 2014 at 12:36

        Well…maybe. You seem to think I should, right?

      • 272 Lisa July 8, 2014 at 12:38

        I can’t be friends with a psychopath that has no heart. :(

      • 273 Professor VJ Duke July 8, 2014 at 15:57

        But…the professor isn’t a psychopath is he?

      • 274 Lisa July 8, 2014 at 16:01

        No! This is why I have to raise your bar. You lifted me up and now I’m reaching down to pull you up. Real friends raise each other up over and over again. They have each other’s backs. :)

      • 275 Professor VJ Duke July 8, 2014 at 16:30

        Aw, how nice of you! I lifted you up?

      • 276 Lisa July 8, 2014 at 16:52

        Yes.

      • 277 Lisa July 8, 2014 at 17:30

        I think you may be complicating some sort of matter greatly. All tangled up in knots? I feel sad. Great warriors don’t depreciate their selves and heartless people don’t lift others up. And stupid people don’t have cognitive dissonance and psychopaths don’t ask for other’s opinions or feelings and they are damn sure are not heroes. Don’t you understand the concept of surfing? I have caused problems as usual. I’m a terrible friend. :(

      • 278 Professor VJ Duke July 9, 2014 at 13:21

        You are absolutely not! I’ve been having the greatest time chatting with you, for sure! And I must say, the professor is very honored over what you think. And don’t you think problems are good overall? Cause it forces one to work through them?

      • 279 Lisa July 9, 2014 at 14:00

        I suppose so…

      • 280 Professor VJ Duke July 9, 2014 at 22:43

        That’s the spirit!

      • 281 Lisa July 2, 2014 at 22:11

  17. 282 Julie Harris June 25, 2014 at 12:06

    Not fair…not fair at all! I have always found quizzes confusing!

    • 283 Professor VJ Duke June 25, 2014 at 12:16

      Yes and dadblamery! Each question was worse than the one before, don’t you think?

  18. 284 Susan P June 25, 2014 at 11:59

    Laughing! I can see how that might have been annoying and aggravating. And I can think of other places where there might be an apron – like in a black smithy.

    • 285 Professor VJ Duke June 25, 2014 at 12:15

      Good point, Susan! I do see an apron there, for sure. But wasn’t the dinosaur one a wonder?

      • 286 Susan P June 25, 2014 at 12:18

        It was what came to mind, but I knew it wasn’t a dino. Just couldn’t place it – my coffee apparently is refusing to cooperate with my brain today.

      • 287 Professor VJ Duke June 25, 2014 at 12:20

        Well, I need to go get eggs. I’m lost. And I was lost on the test. You should have cheated for me.

      • 288 Susan P June 26, 2014 at 00:48

        Next time I won’t either.

      • 289 Professor VJ Duke June 26, 2014 at 16:20

        And how unfair of you, dadblameit!

      • 290 Susan P June 26, 2014 at 23:22

        All’s fair in war.

      • 291 Professor VJ Duke June 27, 2014 at 13:20

        And professorishness.

      • 292 Susan P June 27, 2014 at 13:37

        So I perceive. :)

      • 293 Professor VJ Duke June 27, 2014 at 20:56

        *smiles*

      • 294 Susan P June 28, 2014 at 20:34

        *grins*


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