1. Birds don’t sing, they chirp—like the professor. ~ Professor VJ Duke
2. Don’t wait of the excuses; it will only degrade your intelligence. ~ Lucini Pavarinni
3. Cooking is a fine art—an art I’ve learned well. ~ Ruber Salami
Favorites, PF? My proverb just happened, you see. Really don’t think I can explain it away.
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Weather tip: If you are in the direct path of a tornado, resign yourself, and enjoy the ride.
Featured Story: Nowhere Interview
by J. Freedwoppen
“The problem with the land,” Mr. Magi explained to me last week, “is that no one cares about the little things.”
“The little things?”
“Yes,” Mr. Magi said, nodding. “Take Manly-Man for instance. He’s very destructive, but he wasn’t always that way. He has no respect for the little things.”
“What do you mean by ‘the little things’?”
“Well, take Daddy Salami for example. He’s very destructive—some say even more so than Manly-Man.”
This conversation went on for another hour.
Truly, I’ve interviewed many people, and this is the only interview that I’ve had that went nowhere.
MicP Studios—Behind the Scenes
by Nicholas Warren
Professor VJ Duke: Sadly, Nick skipped out on his duties this week. He didn’t even give me a reason. We should complain.
DADDY SALAMI: Ruber, how do ya make chicken soup?
RUBER SALAMI: It all starts with a raw chicken. You boil that for a while.
DADDY SALAMI: Don’t ya have to cut it up?
RUBER SALAMI: Of course. Otherwise it wouldn’t fit in the pot. *laughing*
DADDY SALAMI: Don’t make fun of your daddy, or I’ll cook your brain!
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