Today we have a guest proverb from PFM Lisa! Visit her here. Many thanks, Lisa!
1. A horseless rider is not lost in the wild. He is untamed away from his courage. ~ Lisa
The professor really likes it. You know, I see myself as a hero of sorts?
And here’s one proverb from Shnod:
2. To behave or act differently is not an innate gift given to a few; it is a conscious choice given to all.
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Weather tip: Rain cannot give you a cold; it can only make you cold.
Featured Story: The CIO’s Chocolate
by J. Freedwoppen
There is a horrible, base rumor circulating throughout America in the PL.
“I suspect it’s true, I fear,” one old woman said. “The CIO’s (Cookies and Ice Cream Organization owned by Mortimer Butterfield) chocolate is made with a secret ingredient. And that ingredient is worms.”
Of course, this sparked an uproar.
Mortimer Butterfield highly disputes the point.
“Ridiculous! If our chocolate was made with worms, don’t you think you’d taste…a wormy flavor? How could that possibly enhance the sweet flavor of chocolate? Utterly ridiculous!”
The dadblamery has to be sorted out. But it is this writer’s opinion that it is utterly ridiculous.
And utterly ridiculous things happen all the time.
MicP Studios—Behind the Scenes
by Nicholas Warren
I’ve been rather busy as of late, as I finished writing one of my latest projects. And whenever I’m busy, the VJ decides to take advantage of me, because I don’t have time to defend myself against his mischievous ways… Thus, the issues of last week.
Another little story. VJ and I were sitting on down after lunch relaxing—I had just finished my latest project.
He said to me, “I wonder what would happen, if suddenly, I died.”
“What?” I asked.
“And a new person took over the Punchy Lands called Monk.”
“Everyone would be upset. But I bet Monk would be like the Professor.”
“You sometimes have the weirdest ideas.”
And that’s where we ended the conversation.
DADDY SALAMI: Chocolate worms…doesn’t sound good, does it?
SCHWARZ TAUPTINKER: Oh, I don’t know. Be open-minded, you know.
DADDY SALAMI: Eww! Cur-face…
SCHWARZ TAUPTINKER: Chickit!
DADDY SALAMI: I bet Ruber could make better chocolate.
SCHWARZ TAUPTINKER: Yeah, maybe in a perfect world.
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