Star Trek, Episode 8: Fighting the Enemy (Punchy AurToon) |Series Finale|

Star Trek, Episode 8: Fighting the Enemy
Produced by MicP Studios
Directed by Mic Pencilpoint
Dramatized by Professor VJ Duke
Music by Symphonist Sepperl
End Space Music from “Star Wars”

Cast:
Fats Henry as Captain Kirk-Picard
Scientist as Spock
Manly-Man as Manly-Worf
Schwarz Tauptinker as Schwarz Data
Daddy Salami as Captain Sal
Ruber Salami as Rebel Chase
Gaulb G. Kahn G
Cid Pape as Hideous
Mr. Ratherquite as Mr. Two Vok

To watch the first episode, visit: http://youtu.be/1fHFfUeTeSg
To watch the second: http://youtu.be/lsExh2enO9o
To watch the third: http://youtu.be/9abvzuRlqCc
To watch the fourth: http://youtu.be/GJ0Js_9DXLw
To watch the fifth:http://youtu.be/tayHXVVZSJc
To watch the sixth: http://youtu.be/W2_t5jUaZxo
To watch the seventh: http://youtu.be/SqMdbr986K0

The Starship Exercise and the Starship WillowJuice face off in this series finale.

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166 Responses to “Star Trek, Episode 8: Fighting the Enemy (Punchy AurToon) |Series Finale|”


  1. 1 ladycheetah7 July 12, 2014 at 00:39

    As always the dialogue is hilarious. I am subscribed on the You-tube channel so I will catch up on the series. Love Star Trek

    • 2 Professor VJ Duke July 12, 2014 at 01:56

      Hi, Lady! That’s awesome. Ask me any professorish questions you may have.

  2. 3 Sonya Solomonovich July 11, 2014 at 22:11

    A truly epic adventure! Thanks for that, professor.

    • 4 Professor VJ Duke July 12, 2014 at 01:50

      My pleasure! Many thanks to you, Sonya!

  3. 5 Susan P July 11, 2014 at 18:48

    I know what a parody is, sir. It would appear that this week’s was a parody within a parody. Nicely paced! Loved it.

    • 6 Professor VJ Duke July 12, 2014 at 01:46

      Many thanks! Does it make a good ending, would you say?

      • 7 Susan P July 12, 2014 at 15:09

        Absolutely! It brings it to an end, and yet leaves a possibility open that at another time might bring forth another adventure.

      • 8 Professor VJ Duke July 14, 2014 at 12:48

        Very good point! Who was your favorite? Absolute favorite, that is.

      • 9 Susan P July 14, 2014 at 14:43

        It’s a tossup between Manly-man and Scientist. Quick quick indeed!

      • 10 Professor VJ Duke July 14, 2014 at 19:45

        Haha! Go with Scientist!

      • 11 Susan P July 14, 2014 at 20:05

        I might have to do that.

      • 12 Professor VJ Duke July 14, 2014 at 20:06

        Yes, me too. He’s a great voice.

      • 13 Susan P July 15, 2014 at 02:29

        I’m pretty sure he and I could make some mischief.

      • 14 Professor VJ Duke July 15, 2014 at 12:50

        But the professor can’t make any.

      • 15 Susan P July 15, 2014 at 21:23

        Dadblamery counts. :D

      • 16 Professor VJ Duke July 16, 2014 at 00:48

        The professor is dadblamery, isn’t he?

      • 17 Susan P July 16, 2014 at 12:26

        In person. :D

      • 18 Professor VJ Duke July 16, 2014 at 13:15

        *laughing* I suppose it’s okay, then.

      • 19 Susan P July 16, 2014 at 14:17

        I fear that I have become addicted to it.

      • 20 Professor VJ Duke July 16, 2014 at 17:32

        To the professor or dadblamery? Suppose it’s the same thing.

      • 21 Susan P July 16, 2014 at 18:39

        Well, the professor is part of it for certain, but one professor does not a complete dadblermery make.

      • 22 Professor VJ Duke July 17, 2014 at 00:18

        What else is needed?

      • 23 Susan P July 17, 2014 at 18:40

        Well, IMHO, real dadblamery requires more than one person. What fun is it to dadblame with just one?

      • 24 Professor VJ Duke July 17, 2014 at 22:43

        That’s true. DAdblamery needs a chance to grow!

      • 25 Susan P July 18, 2014 at 16:07

        And it needs to be watered with dew and fed upon professors.

      • 26 Professor VJ Duke July 18, 2014 at 16:48

        *laughs* Eloquently put!

      • 27 Susan P July 18, 2014 at 17:54

        I’m nothing if not eloquent. And sneaky.

      • 28 Professor VJ Duke July 19, 2014 at 01:04

        And sweet!

      • 29 Susan P July 19, 2014 at 18:28

        As a lemon.

      • 30 Professor VJ Duke July 20, 2014 at 15:51

        Oh dear…

      • 31 Susan P July 20, 2014 at 21:14

        I like lemon.

      • 32 Professor VJ Duke July 21, 2014 at 13:11

        *sighs* So do I.

      • 33 Susan P July 21, 2014 at 13:48

        I sliced up a lemon and put it in a pitcher of water in the refrigerator. Harry drank more water that way than I can remember.

      • 34 Professor VJ Duke July 21, 2014 at 17:05

        *laughs* Water is great with lemon. Put lime in next time.

      • 35 Susan P July 21, 2014 at 18:42

        Well, lemons were on sale. Gotta go with the flow. And the lemons.

      • 36 Professor VJ Duke July 22, 2014 at 13:27

        Lemons…I should grow some from a vine or something.

      • 37 Susan P July 22, 2014 at 13:39

        Well, considering the photo of the amount of snow you had wherever it is that you are, you might want to stick with decorative miniature lemon trees. Cuz lemons need a milder climate.

      • 38 Professor VJ Duke July 22, 2014 at 13:46

        Well, I’ll build a dome over my property and heat it up.

      • 39 Susan P July 23, 2014 at 01:37

        A dome. *gulp* If you do that, keep out all of the creepy types, okay?

      • 40 Professor VJ Duke July 23, 2014 at 13:27

        Like what sorts?

      • 41 Susan P July 23, 2014 at 17:24

        On second thought, do as you please, but I will be far far away.

      • 42 Professor VJ Duke July 23, 2014 at 19:48

        That’s not nice! I’ll invite you!

      • 43 Susan P July 23, 2014 at 23:31

        How will that help, dadblameit.

      • 44 Professor VJ Duke July 24, 2014 at 13:42

        You’ll have to come, then.

      • 45 Susan P July 24, 2014 at 14:37

        I don’t have to do anything I don’t want to do. And I don’t want to go.

      • 46 Professor VJ Duke July 24, 2014 at 18:02

        Rats! How horribly disagreeable of you.

      • 47 Susan P July 24, 2014 at 21:23

        Yep. You got me right on the bull’s eye.

      • 48 Professor VJ Duke July 25, 2014 at 13:32

        Dadblameit, then!

      • 49 Susan P July 26, 2014 at 17:30

        Do you feel a little intimidated by my dadblame intimidation skills?

      • 50 Professor VJ Duke July 27, 2014 at 15:42

        Of course not!

      • 51 Susan P July 30, 2014 at 00:28

        rats and a heifer.

      • 52 Professor VJ Duke July 30, 2014 at 16:39

        That’s the spirit.

      • 53 Susan P July 30, 2014 at 17:33

        What can I do to be more fierce?

      • 54 Professor VJ Duke July 31, 2014 at 12:59

        Practice with a katana?

      • 55 Susan P July 31, 2014 at 15:55

        You could always beat up Ruber.

      • 56 Professor VJ Duke July 31, 2014 at 23:28

        Oh no! He’s huge!

      • 57 Susan P August 1, 2014 at 19:25

        Then you need to take martial arts so you can beat his tail.

      • 58 Professor VJ Duke August 1, 2014 at 22:14

        Ooo, I can fight, wouldn’t you know!

  4. 59 Julie Harris July 11, 2014 at 01:56

    You had me worried- glad they survived!! Loved the epic voice bit in the beginning!

    • 60 Professor VJ Duke July 11, 2014 at 13:02

      Me too! Oh, many thanks! Yes, I’m not sure why Henry tried to do that. VM really is a professional. But it was funny to witness!

  5. 61 The Dancing Rider July 10, 2014 at 21:16

    at the beginning, what with the chiding of the EV.

    Hideous’s voice was fab. Love Rebel Chase’s idea. Wouldn’t want to do that! Too easy! ;-) I still love Capt. Sal (of course). But kudos to all in this – great job, and quite absorbing. I especially liked the turning upside down, and “Mr. Two Vok” (the name alone …. but that funeral thing, very funny).

    Very fun series, and have so enjoyed it. My best to the team, great job! :)

    • 62 Professor VJ Duke July 11, 2014 at 12:42

      Yes, what’s with Henry? He’s a beast.

      Many thanks, DR! Sal…he must be one of my favorites. Do you suppose Hideous has a more evil laugh?

      *bows* I’ll let the team know! Oh…do you recognize the name Two Vok? I think he was supposed to be from Voyager. I’ll have to ask FictionFan too.

      • 63 The Dancing Rider July 11, 2014 at 13:20

        Yes, “Two Vok” was from Voyager. 99.99% sure.

        Henry is just … I think you know the answer, Professor.

        Sal is absolutely my fave. Hideous has a more “standard evil” laugh. But nothing can beat Sal’s voice and horrid sounds! :)

      • 64 Professor VJ Duke July 12, 2014 at 01:27

        Ah yes. Good then. I do think we spell it a bit different, though.

        Well a little vulgar, yes, and strong willed. But I think he could be nice, you know.

        I agree! I do think, DR, that DS has a very unique laugh. Have you tried it? I have. I’m unsuccessful.

      • 65 The Dancing Rider July 12, 2014 at 13:46

        I would never try DS’s laugh, and butcher it! I must enjoy it for real via the PL vids! :)

      • 66 Professor VJ Duke July 14, 2014 at 12:40

        Oh, rats! I’ll do the same thing, then!

  6. 67 erinkenobi2893 July 10, 2014 at 15:17

    Wow, that was a lot of happenings! Kirk-Picard taking over the opening spiel, faking deaths… 0_0 That was crazy. I wonder why they didn’t reveal that Sal was a turncoat in the press conference.

    • 68 Professor VJ Duke July 10, 2014 at 17:59

      Do you suppose they knew about Sal? I’m not sure they did. You see, I fear the Federation wasn’t really run too well, you know.

      K-P didn’t do as good as VM, did he?

      • 69 erinkenobi2893 July 11, 2014 at 19:23

        Oh…. Well, Worf knew about Sal being a renegade. So…. They don’t do internal intel very well, do they?
        VM? …. I don’t understand…

      • 70 Professor VJ Duke July 12, 2014 at 01:49

        No, not at all. The whole organization struck me as the uncommunicative type, you know.

        Oh sorry. VM is VoiceMaster. He’s the guy that does our epic voiceovers.

      • 71 erinkenobi2893 July 12, 2014 at 17:33

        Ahhh…. Is Worf uncommunicative? Manly-Worf isn’t, I think.
        Oh. :-P Right. Nowhere near as good as VM. ;-P

      • 72 Professor VJ Duke July 14, 2014 at 12:51

        I think he can be. Or, at least, his superiors are no good!

        Yes, VM is professional.

      • 73 erinkenobi2893 July 14, 2014 at 16:42

        I think both counts are at least reasonably true. ;-P

      • 74 Professor VJ Duke July 14, 2014 at 19:54

        Yes, the superiors is better, though.

      • 75 erinkenobi2893 July 15, 2014 at 14:59

        Idiots in the brass? :-P

      • 76 Professor VJ Duke July 15, 2014 at 15:51

        *laughs* Yes…don’t you think so?

      • 77 erinkenobi2893 July 15, 2014 at 20:56

        I have no doubt. :-P
        I was rolling on the floor laughing a moment ago. Someone sent me a picture of Sherlock in Spock’s uniform. X-P

      • 78 Professor VJ Duke July 16, 2014 at 00:39

        Oh, I bet that was hilarious!!!

      • 79 erinkenobi2893 July 16, 2014 at 11:24

        It was. And they put Anderson in a red shirt! X-P

      • 80 Professor VJ Duke July 16, 2014 at 13:05

        *laughs*

      • 81 erinkenobi2893 July 16, 2014 at 15:00

        >:-D
        Someone had Smaug trolling Bombur: “Bombur, don’t talk out loud, you’ll lower the IQ of the whole mountain!” X-P

      • 82 Professor VJ Duke July 16, 2014 at 17:34

        *laughing* People get really creative!

      • 83 erinkenobi2893 July 16, 2014 at 19:47

        Actually, I made that up myself. :-P

      • 84 Professor VJ Duke July 17, 2014 at 00:20

        Congrats then! I know you’re very creative.

      • 85 erinkenobi2893 July 17, 2014 at 12:37

        Thanks. :-)

      • 86 erinkenobi2893 July 12, 2014 at 17:33

        Also, KP stands for Kitchen Police as well. :-P Which might be a surprisingly accurate moniker for Fats Henry. :-P

      • 87 Professor VJ Duke July 14, 2014 at 12:52

        *laughing* I love that! So true. Greatn moniker for him.

      • 88 erinkenobi2893 July 14, 2014 at 16:42

        X-D

  7. 89 L. Marie July 10, 2014 at 14:26

    Yippee yo! Great ending! (Though I’m sorry to see the last of this.) I’m glad Manly-Worf offered such great advice. :-)
    That nebula-looking thingie at the beginning looked like a huge eye.

    • 90 Professor VJ Duke July 10, 2014 at 17:55

      It does look like an eye! Nightmare worthy, you know.

      So, was Manly-Worf your favorite?

      • 91 L. Marie July 11, 2014 at 11:38

        Yes he was, as always.

      • 92 Professor VJ Duke July 11, 2014 at 13:03

        Well, that’s good, I guess. We’re always having debates in the studio about such things.

  8. 93 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister July 10, 2014 at 14:03

    Captain Krik really tried at the beginning…*laughing a lot* loved his ramblings. Sounds like me, sometimes.

    “You isn’t ever going to be funny…” MM!

    Kahnny G is that how you say Kenny G in Punchy?

    Yay!! Escape pods are the best and I love that star wars song at the end. I always have…its so catchy!! Snappy! This was a wonderful finale! Congratulations to the studio for a great series of entertainment!!

    • 94 Professor VJ Duke July 10, 2014 at 17:54

      Do you suppose he was as good as VM?

      *laughs* That was my total favorite line!

      Haha! I love Kenny G… Yes, maybe it was! Do you think so?

      Thanks, Audith. Thanks for watching all that dadblamery! I probably live in Star Wars’ bar you know.

      • 95 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister July 10, 2014 at 21:27

        I think he tried very hard, Duke. Giggle worthy for sure.

        Mine, too!! Loved it. He’s such a stinker!

        I think it was… *laughs a lotta*

        I wanna live there…One of my favorite scenes.

      • 96 Professor VJ Duke July 11, 2014 at 12:43

        For sure! VM is a professional, actually!

        He is! A lovable one. I wonder how Little M is doing…

        Kenny G…now you have me searching for nice Kenny songs. One Last Time is nice, I think.

        But you’re already an adventurer, Audith!

      • 97 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister July 11, 2014 at 22:14

        Really? Friend or foe? He’s very good at what he does.

        I wonder, too. Suppose MM has kicked him to the curb?

        Thank you…I will listen!!

        I sorta am… *smiles*

      • 98 Professor VJ Duke July 12, 2014 at 01:51

        But how could he be a foe?

        No…he likes him too much. Don’t you think so?

        Oh dear. Hope you semi like it, at least.

        Sorta?! From what I just read on your blog, you are! I loved the t-shirt thing, you know.

      • 99 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister July 12, 2014 at 02:53

        I was just wondering…I can’t imagine you having a foe.

        I think so. MM’s a softy.

        I like it a lot…I’m just confused about some of it.

        I am. I could vagabond my way through life. Wanna join me? *wink* You did?? It was my idea… you would make this trip so much more fun.

      • 100 Professor VJ Duke July 14, 2014 at 12:34

        Everyone has a nemesis!

        Oh dear. Hope he doesn’t read that, you know!

        How so?

        I will join you, for sure! Was it? That’s simply cool. I would have loved it, I know! (I’d cause more dadblamery, though.)

      • 101 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister July 15, 2014 at 05:05

        I can’t argue that, Duke.

        Maybe he didn’t!

        Well, I’m thinking that the name of the song wasn’t quite right. The one I listened to was close to the same title. I loved the song.

        I knew you would, which is why I asked you and no one else. This trip is wearing me out, Duketh. (No more than I, my dear.)

      • 102 Professor VJ Duke July 15, 2014 at 12:53

        I bet he didn’t!

        It’s One More Time! Sorry! My brain…I’m a dull sort of beast.

        I’m sure it’s tiring, but I bet you’re having the greatest of times, too! Just say “dadblameit” often.

      • 103 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister July 16, 2014 at 05:23

        Oh, okay, if you say so, Duke.

        Then I listened to the song and really liked it… Not dull. Gesh. Be nice to yourself. Dadblameit!!

        The best time was had…

      • 104 Professor VJ Duke July 16, 2014 at 13:00

        You’re swearing! Nice.

        What’s that mean? Sounds sad, yet hopeful!

      • 105 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister July 16, 2014 at 16:03

        You told me to, Duke.

        It probably is.

      • 106 Professor VJ Duke July 16, 2014 at 17:46

        I did? Wowawee!

        Yes, I need to know more.

      • 107 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister July 17, 2014 at 01:27

        Yes, you gave me permission to say Dadblameit.

        You do? But it may be more sad than not…who’d want to hear about that, Duke? Smile, Sir. Make me laugh.

      • 108 Professor VJ Duke July 17, 2014 at 14:46

        Well, I’m glad I did. You swear brilliantly too. *smiles*

        Well, if you prefer, madam. Let’s go and hunt beetles–if you want to laugh. They’re always hard to catch.

      • 109 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister July 18, 2014 at 04:11

        I do? Wow. Thank you… I learned from you. *giggle*

        I didn’t know this about beetles, Duke. Do they fly, is that why? Or scurry quickly? Maybe drive fast?

      • 110 Professor VJ Duke July 18, 2014 at 12:53

        *laughs* Good deal, then!

        Have you seen The Mummy? They’re from that movie!

      • 111 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister July 18, 2014 at 14:18

        Those blue ones!!??!…umm, I’m suddenly far too busy! Yikes!

      • 112 Professor VJ Duke July 18, 2014 at 16:39

        They are blue, now that you say that. Never thought of that! It’ll be fun!

      • 113 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister July 18, 2014 at 17:56

        Fun for you, as I’ll be hiding behind you in a big coat that covers me from head to toe. Those beetles get under your skin…

      • 114 Professor VJ Duke July 19, 2014 at 01:04

        And under the coat, Audith! No protection, you see.

      • 115 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister July 19, 2014 at 05:09

        None? They’d make it through there anyway, huh?!

      • 116 Professor VJ Duke July 20, 2014 at 15:44

        Sure would!

      • 117 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister July 20, 2014 at 21:16

        They why are we hunting or catching these beetles? Sounds life ending.

      • 118 Professor VJ Duke July 21, 2014 at 13:12

        It can be. But isn’t that the adventure of the whole thing?

      • 119 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister July 21, 2014 at 14:30

        Yes, it most certainly is, Duke.

      • 120 Professor VJ Duke July 21, 2014 at 17:47

        *nods*

      • 121 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister July 22, 2014 at 04:30

        But didn’t bow. I think your nidding and bowing is your way of telling me to go. *goes*

      • 122 Professor VJ Duke July 22, 2014 at 13:36

        *follows* It is not!

      • 123 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister July 24, 2014 at 02:29

        *slows down a bit and looks you in the eye* Naw…don’t believe you. Yes you do.

      • 124 Professor VJ Duke July 24, 2014 at 13:58

        *hits Audith with a water balloon* Tis not!

      • 125 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister July 24, 2014 at 22:37

        Hey!! *covers herself* You shouldn’t lie, Duketh!!!

      • 126 Professor VJ Duke July 25, 2014 at 13:47

        I’m a profuse liar!

      • 127 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister July 25, 2014 at 15:56

        *shocked*

      • 128 Professor VJ Duke July 26, 2014 at 14:35

        *laughs* That was an example of a lie, see.

      • 129 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister July 26, 2014 at 21:08

        Loud and clear, Sir

      • 130 Professor VJ Duke July 27, 2014 at 15:48

        *laughs*

  9. 131 FictionFan July 10, 2014 at 13:21

    Yipee Yo!!! Ooh I thought for a horrible moment there that my lovely Schwarzy-Data had… *gulps* Though I do love the idea of them being manly space particles. And didn’t Mr Ratherquite do ratherwell at the end there? Who’d have thought the pompous buffoon would be able to act, huh? And on the subject of ‘huh’ I think you should go back and bump off Cap’n K-P – how dare he call my Schwarzy-Data a stoopid robot???

    A wonderful ending to a great series, Prof and team! Thanks so much for weeks of laughter! *rises to feet in a well-deserved standing ovation and throws bouquets*

    • 132 Professor VJ Duke July 10, 2014 at 17:53

      Oh, I know you like K-P, and that you like Mr. R. Did you ever meet his ladies? You shouldn’t, you know. Schwarz actually saved the entire ship, which is pretty spectacular when you think about it. I mean…Manly-Worf didn’t. Spock didn’t. Schwarz did!

      *maybe blushes* I’ll run backstage and send out the studio. They deserve it more than I do. Thank you!

      • 133 FictionFan July 10, 2014 at 23:09

        Huh? Cap’n K-P didn’t deserve such a wonderful crew! Does Mr R still have ladies? I thought the Professor had stolen them… *winks repeatedly* Yes, Schwarzy-Data was amazing! All the rest kept panicking and fussing and arguing but he just never gets ruffled, does he? And the way he pressed that button at the end…masterful! *sighs deeply* I’m going to miss his little beeps…

        You all deserve it! Even Mic! I’d even share my chocolate with you all (if I hadn’t already eaten it…) *smiles hugely*

      • 134 Professor VJ Duke July 11, 2014 at 12:47

        Aw…he was a good captain!!! Hmm…the professor has not ladies! I’m a warrior. Heartless. And mean! And dirty!

        Oh, dadblameit! You give Schwarz too much credit. It was his computer brain doing all the work, don’t you think?

        Poor Mic…under appreciated and hated! Cherry chocolate?

      • 135 FictionFan July 11, 2014 at 18:06

        Well… I’ll agree with heartless and mean, but not dirty! This is the man who doesn’t see how it would be possible to live on a desert island since there wouldn’t be any showers…

        Oh, spit-tooey, you’re just jealous!! But you’re right – Schwarzy is soooo intelligent…and kinda superhuman too. But I still think the Professor has the prettier nose…

        I adore Mic! He’s never mean to poor FF, and he’s never rude about my Schwarzy. He can have some of my emergency chocs – the cherry ones I was saving for a special occasion.

      • 136 Professor VJ Duke July 12, 2014 at 01:32

        You remember that! *laughs* Well, I’d like to be dirty. How long should I abstain from a shower? You see, it’s silly to do so, unless you’re on an adventure or something. (Even Mark is taking baths!)

        Huff-Hum. Wouldn’t know you’re cranky there, you know. Well–goobles to you!

        The cherry ones…weren’t they for me maybe? Mic…he told me you’ve never emailed with him!

      • 137 FictionFan July 12, 2014 at 20:05

        About four months should do it. Alternatively you could just go and roll in some mud. Hahaha – I told you Mark reminded me of the professor, didn’t I? In so many ways…

        Oh, that wasn’t me being cranky – that was just a compliment!

        They were, but then you were mean about my Schwarzy. Mic’s just trying not to hurt your feelings – he knows how jealous you get…

      • 138 Professor VJ Duke July 14, 2014 at 12:57

        Only pigs role in mud! What other ways? I mean, he’s a type of warrior. But his swear words are all wrong.

        Confound it! I’ll never be able to get this straight now.

        The professor isn’t jealous! Isn’t FEF?

      • 139 FictionFan July 14, 2014 at 19:34

        Well, apart form his astounding gorgeousness, there was his resourcefulness and his ability to make me laugh…but yes, he shouldn’t have sworn, though since there was no one to hear him within millions of miles, maybe it wasn’t so bad…huh?

        Poor C-W-W!

        Madly! Wildly! Insanely!!

      • 140 Professor VJ Duke July 14, 2014 at 19:56

        Oh, no he’s fine to swear. He should have used professorish swear words. They’re better.

        Yeah right!

        Yes, I know. Of Schwarz.

      • 141 FictionFan July 15, 2014 at 13:30

        Spit-tooey! They definitely are, dablameit! We should send him a list so he can use them next time.

        *laughs wickedly*

        Oh no, not Schwarzy! He doesn’t flirt with other ladies in front of poor FF… *glares at flirtatious Professor*

      • 142 Professor VJ Duke July 15, 2014 at 15:44

        Yes, there you are! You swear better than I do now. It’s a pity. Next you’ll take my pipe.

        *laughs* I don’t do it either…on purpose. I suppose I should learn what flirting is. If you’re talking about Amelia…I’m going to kill her!

      • 143 FictionFan July 15, 2014 at 21:41

        *laughing* I think the pipe would work really well with my moustache, don’t you?

        *thinks* – Flirtyman? Oooh! Can I watch?

      • 144 Professor VJ Duke July 16, 2014 at 00:56

        I don’t believe you have one!

        But isn’t FEF a flirt?

      • 145 FictionFan July 16, 2014 at 15:39

        You’re in for a big surprise… *combs moustache*

        Me?! Never!! *flutters eyelashes at Professor* You’ll be calling me fickle next!

      • 146 Professor VJ Duke July 16, 2014 at 17:41

        *laughing* Okay…it would be cool…you need to make it red.

        The professor never notices eyelashes, you know. That might be another good one…

      • 147 FictionFan July 16, 2014 at 22:54

        Already is!

        *gasps* I’m totally loyal to the men I adore, for as long as I adore them!!

      • 148 Professor VJ Duke July 17, 2014 at 00:27

        No, you said ginger. Ginger is not red!

        I know! Sounds like something Jack Sparrow would say–if he was a woman.

      • 149 FictionFan July 17, 2014 at 14:05

        Oh, ginger is so yesterday! It’s orange today.

        Ooh, a female pirate! That would suit me rather well…

      • 150 Professor VJ Duke July 17, 2014 at 15:05

        Wow…you really…dye…consistently!

        It might…but I don’t think so! Female pirates wouldn’t be like Lizio.

      • 151 FictionFan July 17, 2014 at 19:37

        One needs constant change if one wishes to be a leader of fashion…

        (Hmm – should I go for hurt because he doesn’t think I could be a pirate, or complimented because of the Lizio comparison? Dadblameit, both!!) *blushes poutfully*

      • 152 Professor VJ Duke July 17, 2014 at 22:46

        That’s sorta true…shave it off now!

        *laughing* It’s a compliment! Only men can be pirates.

      • 153 FictionFan July 18, 2014 at 01:34

        But my beard would look silly all by itself.

        *gasps* I suggest you take great care the next time you decide to sail the high seas, sir!!

      • 154 Professor VJ Duke July 18, 2014 at 12:42

        You’d look like one of those Quaker dudes. Maybe you should shave that, too.

        Are you a sea snake?

      • 155 FictionFan July 18, 2014 at 14:20

        *laughing* OK, OK, I’ll shave!!

        Yes. With an eye-patch and a parrot.

      • 156 Professor VJ Duke July 18, 2014 at 16:40

        *laughs* That fetched you! They can be ugly. *shudders*

        Man! I wanna be one of those…what color parrot?

      • 157 FictionFan July 18, 2014 at 20:22

        Pink.

      • 158 Professor VJ Duke July 19, 2014 at 01:11

        Yucketh!

  10. 159 Simply Skeptical July 10, 2014 at 11:55

    WOWAWEE!! I loved this! The special effects and sounds were awesome. Manly Worf is so, well just so logical they should listen to him. Fats, I mean Captain Kirk-Picard (giggles) shouldn’t have insulted Epic Voice. What a rude one he is. Mr. Ratherquite, I mean Mr. Two Vok’s long funeral from 1300 to 1305 cracked me up. It was sad they were all gone. BUT not in the PL! Happy Endings are always my favorite- YEAH!! Great Job All!!

    • 160 Professor VJ Duke July 10, 2014 at 12:07

      Thanks a lot, SS! *smiles bigly* Yes, I agree: Fats can be rude. But…don’t you suppose VM went on about the same thing to long? At least, I thought so… The funeral wasn’t long at all. Horrid wasn’t it?

  11. 161 PorterGirl July 10, 2014 at 11:53

    Aaaaaa-MAZING! I was really sad for a moment at the end there, where I thought I’d have to bring my food to the funeral lunch. And then – then – Just brilliant! I have enjoyed this series more than words can say, so much so that real Star Trek is just rubbish now. The Starship WillowJuice was a strange thing to be aboard, certainly, and I hope they are all blown to bits. And the Voice Master got to prove that his skill is not as easy as one might think! I’m going to miss Manly-Worf and Schwarz Data. Also the others, but those two are my absolute favourites. Well done everyone!

    • 162 Professor VJ Duke July 10, 2014 at 12:07

      Many, many thanks, Lucy! Must say this professor (and the studio, when I tell them) are very honored that you like our Punchy adaption more than the real one! *bows* I love the word ‘rubbish’ now, you know. It’s just so expressive.

      Yes, I fear Captain Sal and his cohorts are gone for good! The Federation doesn’t deserve to have the crew of the Starship Exercise, I say!

      • 163 PorterGirl July 10, 2014 at 12:22

        I agree! The Excercise are too good for The Federation! I hope they go on to have many more marvellous adventures.

        ‘Rubbish’ is a brilliant word, isn’t it? You can really get some feeling into it. I suppose it means the same as garbage, but it has a nice edge to it. Do give my appreciation to all the team, they are all super and they are my heroes.

      • 164 Professor VJ Duke July 10, 2014 at 17:51

        Me too! Well, I bet they will. Schwarz Data might try to ruin things, though.

        It is! Much better than just ‘garbage’. It’s just amazing.

        I will! We’re honored, for sure.

      • 165 PorterGirl July 10, 2014 at 18:00

        *bows*

      • 166 Professor VJ Duke July 10, 2014 at 18:10

        *laughs and bows too*


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