1. If you have no questions, it’s time for answers. If you have no answers, it’s time for questions. ~ V. Shnodgrate
2. The moon rises, yet it really doesn’t. ~ Merlin
3. Dastardly Designs make life interesting. ~ Dr. Zauberer
Severe Weather Report
There was a severe ‘growing’ storm around King Arthur’s castle. “We just can’t keep the weeds away,” he remarked.
Weather tip: Snow is great; it’s like dried rain.
Featured Story: The CIO’s Chocolate—Mortimer Butterfield Replies
by J. Freedwoppen
Mortimer Butterfield wrote the following letter after that whole chocolate incident:
I’m rather proud (but not cocky) to tell you that Lucini Pavarinni is a liar! A big liar. In fact, dear customers, I can’t think of a liar more profuse or especially well-practiced at his craft. In truth, he is more cunning than the snake!
There is absolutely no worms in our [CIO] chocolate. It’s worm free. Neither do we use ‘bloodworms’ to make our chocolate creamier. That would be disgusting. And worst of all, that would be betraying our dear, loved customers.
So buy chocolate! And do not worry.
Truly yours and nobody else’s,
Mr. Mortimer B. Butterfield.
MicP Studios—Behind the Scenes
by Mic Pencilpoint
I’ve never written on the Punchy Lands Blog. And I’m not around much at all.
BUT…I do exist!
Professor VJ Duke (I still hate the name) sorta renamed my studio, and gave me an odd name. That’s it.
I’ve never been one to say much, so, good night!
DADDY SALAMI: I feel like a cougar ready ta spring from a tree and engulf a buffalo!
RUBER SALAMI: Keep it to yourself, idiot.
DADDY SALAMI: Don’t talk ta your daddy that way!
RUBER SALAMI: It’s much better than calling you a cougar!
DADDY SALAMI: Quiet, salami brain.
RUBER SALAMI: Oh, that’s funny!
DADDY SALAMI: Leave me be!
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