So, this professor has a few pictures to show.
You see, I grow a few plants about that are very interesting.
This is the first.
I think it looks like an alien structure. Maybe it communicates with aliens?
Now this next thing is very ugly. I mean, it doesn’t classify as a twig (it’s too tall) and it definitely can’t classify as a tree. It’s from the dinosaur era. It’s ugly. It’s a leaf.
This is just a pot of dirt where I keep my weed collection. My favorite weed is the thick green one.
Overall, the alien plant is the nicest, don’t you think? I know, it’s a hard decision to make.
One more thing.
The professor just finished The Martian a few weeks ago. Or maybe a week ago? I don’t have my watch with me.
Anyway it was rather awesome. It’s a great adventure book—imagine an adventure on mars. The main character swears a bit, but so does the professor (profusely) so we can’t be blaming anyone for certain swearing things.
Thanks goes to FictionFan for the recommendation!
Seriously—and this is seriously—the professor was a good reader back in the old days of youth. I read all the time. Read this book, killed this one, shredded this one’s pages…
Maybe I’ve just gotten lazy…but I do think my pot of weeds proves otherwise.