(1) Time is that tricky business that nobody has time to think about, that runs slow and fast, and that can’t be figured out. ~ Mr. Magi
(2) Time is a tick—and then a tock. ~ Schwarz Tauptinker
(3) Time is more than vexing. It’s always yaking. ~ Prince Beef
Which proverb do you think best tells the story of time, PF?
Severe Weather Report
An army of killer bees are making their way throughout the Punchy Lands. It’s unclear what sent the bees in motion. This isn’t weather, yes, but it’s still severe.
Weather tip: When it starts to rain, wait and see if it will hail.
Featured Story: Ruber’s Catering Chocolate
by J. Freedwoppen
“Chocolate must be able to melt!” Fats Henry complained. “This new un-meltable stuff just isn’t playing fair!”
The reviews for Ruber Salami’s new chocolate—which was just released onto the market—aren’t stellar. Are miles from good. Not close to fair. Below bad. And hover around horrible.
Mortimer Butterfield (CEO of the CIO) couldn’t be more pleased.
“It’s just a harder type of chocolate,” Ruber explained. “It won’t melt, and it will stay in your mouth longer. I mean, let’s face it, the stuff that melts in your mouth after a minute or two, is just ridiculous. Our chocolate will last you an hour—at least.”
MicP Studios—Behind the Scenes
by Nicholas Warren
I think VJ is a shy creature.
He had to go places over the weekend, and I think he wanted to hide. And he is really nervous about the Thursday debut. (Vid thing? See previous Monday posts [here], if you’re still in the dark.)
Really. I’m serious.
I don’t think he’d put the vid out on Thursday if I wasn’t here. Every couple minutes (Okay, maybe hours…) he calls me and tells me that he won’t do it. I tell him to take a walk. After all the time we put into it, I think I would…I don’t know what I’d do, if he didn’t post it on Thursday.
But I guess in a way, I can’t blame him.
After all, he is shy.
And he don’t like to be seen.
[Professor Note: I wouldn’t believe anything Nick said if I were you.]
SCHWARZ TAUPTINKER: So, do you want some ice cream?
DRAKE: Have you seen Hubert?
SCHWARZ TAUPTINKER: Does he sell ice cream?
DRAKE: Is that what he’s been up to?
SCHWARZ TAUPTINKER: Isn’t it funny how we keep asking questions? Chickit!
DRAKE: Stop asking questions, then!
SCHWARZ TAUPTINKER: You sure? Tell you what!
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