NOTE: All the proverbs are written by V. Shnodgrate, the foremost poet of the PL.
1. The most sensible among us are usually those who think quite frequently; they’re also the most insensible.
2. If rules are made to be broken, penalties are made to enforce them—and adventure is there to facilitate the whole game.
3. To begin is to start; it’s an important first step in starting to begin.
by J. Freedwoppen
Have you ever had that distant feeling that you’re being watched?
I know I have.
And I fear it’s true. Zez, you must understand, has many cameras all about the land. He uses these to keep an eye on…everything.
“Yes,” Mr. Magi said, “it’s a problem we all face. And it’s best unresolved since Zez is best undisturbed.” Then Mr. Magi leaned closer, “But I have a plan in action.”
You are being watched.
Until next time, this has been a JF report.
PL Questions for Mr. Freedwoppen? Comment below to get your question answered!
SCHWARZ TAUPTINKER: I got a sudden idea.
DADDY SALAMI: Bet it’s a stinky one, cur.
SCHWARZ TAUPTINKER: Is not! I want to sell hotdogs and ice creams.
DADDY SALAMI: Well, that is a good idea. Heha.
SCHWARZ TAUPTINKER: See? I have ‘em all the time, chickit!
DADDY SALAMI: Ya do, do ya?
SCHWARZ TAUPTINKER: Sure. I bet nobody’s ever thought about putting hotdogs and ice creams together—on a bun!
DADDY SALAMI: Eww!
Life in the Studio
A story from Nick Warren:
The weather patterns around the studio are rather interesting. Especially in the autumn. At first, it’s actually quite dizzying. You see, the autumn actually comes sooner here than anywhere else. But you would never notice this, unless you travel several hundred yards away. Then you find that the rest of the world is still green while the area surrounding the studio is brown.
Then, while the rest of the world is turning green, the studio looks like it’s in the middle of winter. The temperatures are normal though.
Quite, weird I assure you. VJ insists it’s not true. But I ignore that, since he’s quite obviously wrong. After some time thinking about it, I have come up with a scientific reason for the issue: The studio is in a valley. A valley so dark it stops light…
Just kidding. But I do think it’s because the studio is in a valley.
Thoughts from the professor: The professor loves the song, “Stranger on the Shore” as of now.