Gentlemen Have Gone Extinct (Punchy AurToon)

Gentlemen Have Gone Extinct
Produced by MicP Studios
Directed by Mic Pencilpoint
Dramatized by Professor VJ Duke
Music by Symphonist Sepperl

Cast:
Mr. Ratherquite
Daniel H.
Schwarz Tauptinker
Daddy Salami
Ruber Salami
Fats Henry
&
Manly-Man

Do Gentlemen still exist? It is a query that is taken up—and disposed of quickly.

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150 Responses to “Gentlemen Have Gone Extinct (Punchy AurToon)”


  1. 1 erinkenobi2893 September 6, 2014 at 15:22

    I think Ruber may be a gentleman, and I’m pretty sure Schwarz is one, and I know for sure the Professor is one. That’s my opinion. :-P

    • 2 Professor VJ Duke September 6, 2014 at 16:01

      *bows* I’m honored! Not Mr. R? Or Daniel? Or DS???

      • 3 erinkenobi2893 September 6, 2014 at 16:19

        I need to look up Daniel again. I keep forgetting who he is. Daddy Salami is only a gentleman part of the time, and so is Mr. Ratherquite, who, I suppose, can be nice, when he isn’t expressing his opinions. Anyway, Fats Henry certainly isn’t!
        Okay, looked up Daniel again… he shouldn’t be writing for kids. He should become an actor, full time, and then he could be offensive and it wouldn’t be nearly so controversial. :-P

      • 4 Professor VJ Duke September 8, 2014 at 00:53

        *Laughing* Yes…imagine what he writes for kids. Sorta scary. Poor Fats Henry. I hear that he used to be very powerful at one time–long ago. Yes, Mr. R does express his opinions too…well, all the time.

      • 5 erinkenobi2893 September 8, 2014 at 01:41

        Yes. There should be a restraining order on him. :-P
        Indeed? Maybe his power is in direct proportion to his agility….
        Yes, he does indeed.

      • 6 Professor VJ Duke September 8, 2014 at 13:14

        Well, he’s always been fat, so I’m not sure. It’s possible. I’ve actually never read one of Daniel’s books.

      • 7 erinkenobi2893 September 8, 2014 at 21:37

        Oh. Maybe we should look at reading them and then banning them…

      • 8 Professor VJ Duke September 9, 2014 at 14:42

        *nods* But wouldn’t it be mean?

      • 9 erinkenobi2893 September 9, 2014 at 21:48

        Well, it wouldn’t be if the books were unacceptable. Because then it is our duty to ban them. :-P

      • 10 Professor VJ Duke September 10, 2014 at 15:24

        I’m sure it’s more of the philosophy he puts forth. Imagine what he’d say! Something horrid, I bet.

      • 11 erinkenobi2893 September 10, 2014 at 20:41

        Indeed. And philosophy that isn’t good is a very dangerous thing indeed.

      • 12 Professor VJ Duke September 10, 2014 at 22:31

        It is. Philosophy gardoobles my mind, you know.

      • 13 erinkenobi2893 September 11, 2014 at 12:02

        Gardoobles–what a marvelous word! :-)
        Ideas can be the most dangerous things of all, really.

      • 14 Professor VJ Duke September 11, 2014 at 15:50

        Yes, isn’t it? I love it myself.

      • 15 erinkenobi2893 September 12, 2014 at 13:28

        :-D It is!

  2. 16 LadyPinkRose September 5, 2014 at 18:43

    This is biased through and through. What MAN would even admit that gentlemen have disappeared? You must ask LADIES in order to get a straight and RIGHT answer! *rolls eyes* Don’t you GUYS get it? Typical that men think they know everything about everything. Whatever ….. LadyP

    • 17 Professor VJ Duke September 6, 2014 at 15:46

      Wow…LadP, that is a stellar point, you know. Stellar. But what should I do about it?

      • 18 LadyPinkRose September 6, 2014 at 17:20

        Get the ladies in on it. Ask them about if gentlemen exist. They’ll tell you true. I KNOW.

      • 19 Professor VJ Duke September 8, 2014 at 01:01

        Okay…do they exist, LadyP?

      • 20 LadyPinkRose September 8, 2014 at 14:01

        No. Except for Professors.

      • 21 Professor VJ Duke September 8, 2014 at 19:35

        Does that mean I’m one?

      • 22 LadyPinkRose September 8, 2014 at 20:33

        Are you a Professor?

      • 23 Professor VJ Duke September 9, 2014 at 14:38

        Of course!

      • 24 LadyPinkRose September 9, 2014 at 14:53

        How do you know?

      • 25 Professor VJ Duke September 9, 2014 at 15:02

        I applied for it!

      • 26 LadyPinkRose September 9, 2014 at 15:50

        Oh, I see. And?

      • 27 Professor VJ Duke September 10, 2014 at 15:01

        And well, and…well, that’s that, you see.

      • 28 LadyPinkRose September 10, 2014 at 15:15

        I see, and more, then I see some more, so vast and wide as all oceans combined. Thoughtfully said by LadyP

      • 29 Professor VJ Duke September 10, 2014 at 15:34

        Wow. I’m amazed! Can you help me see like that?

      • 30 LadyPinkRose September 10, 2014 at 16:06

        Hmmmmm ….. that really was rather profound even for LadyP. I do believe I shall post that sometime on Petals. Now to find the “perfect” photos to go with the words. Task at hand ….. LadyP whistles as she goes about …..

      • 31 Professor VJ Duke September 10, 2014 at 18:10

        I bet you’re whistling something obscene!

      • 32 LadyPinkRose September 10, 2014 at 18:43

        Who ME????? !!!!!! ????? *flustered and red cheeked*

      • 33 Professor VJ Duke September 10, 2014 at 22:26

        Not pink cheeked?

      • 34 LadyPinkRose September 10, 2014 at 22:35

        Not this time. RED.

      • 35 Professor VJ Duke September 10, 2014 at 22:40

        See? Red better than pink!

      • 36 LadyPinkRose September 10, 2014 at 22:49

        Not so. It depends on the occassion.

      • 37 Professor VJ Duke September 11, 2014 at 15:35

        Well, then, it can be…

      • 38 LadyPinkRose September 11, 2014 at 16:44

        Or not.

      • 39 Professor VJ Duke September 11, 2014 at 20:30

        Or yes!

      • 40 LadyPinkRose September 11, 2014 at 20:38

        Or not!

      • 41 Professor VJ Duke September 11, 2014 at 20:41

        Or yes yes!

      • 42 LadyPinkRose September 11, 2014 at 20:45

        *mutters ….. whatever …*

      • 43 Professor VJ Duke September 12, 2014 at 12:48

        *growls*

      • 44 LadyPinkRose September 12, 2014 at 16:31

        *running FAST*

      • 45 Professor VJ Duke September 12, 2014 at 19:03

        Dear me.

      • 46 LadyPinkRose September 12, 2014 at 23:54

        *still running*

      • 47 Professor VJ Duke September 13, 2014 at 18:21

        *lobs a water balloon*

      • 48 LadyPinkRose September 13, 2014 at 19:54

        Ya missed me ya missed me ….. na na na-na na. Too fast fur ya! *wicked grin*

      • 49 Professor VJ Duke September 15, 2014 at 13:01

        *laughs* What will I ever do?

  3. 50 L. Marie September 5, 2014 at 15:00

    I agree with FictionFan. But how appropriate that the question came up. But where were the ladies??? They weren’t giggling in the background this time.

    • 51 Professor VJ Duke September 5, 2014 at 18:27

      It is appropriate. You mean, Schwarz is a gentleman? Yes, the ladies…they were in a clothes shop, I believe.

  4. 52 The Lite Rider September 4, 2014 at 21:30

    The mall sounds were great. As was the idea of these PLr’s being there … in a mall.

    “The Man on the Street” interviews with both funny. And vexing. Each taking points from the same interview. Right. I fear the question wasn’t truly answered – but then this is the PL. It was punchy though!

    I do think there are very few gentlemen, and ladies, left! I am no lady, but I do know some. As well as some gentlemen.

    • 53 Professor VJ Duke September 5, 2014 at 00:59

      Aw, thanks, LR!

      Well, that’s good. Yes, I agree. The answer was never answered properly. DS had the funniest answer in my opinion. Always goes back to Ruber!

      Nonsense! The professor knows for a fact that LR is a lady. Unless, of course, you’d rather not be a lady. I’m still making up my mind if I’m a gentleman or not.

      • 54 The Lite Rider September 5, 2014 at 13:24

        Yes, DS’s response was hysterical. I loved it.

        I’m more of a Lottie-type lady I fear. Meaning I can be quite mercernary at times.

        But of course the Professor is a gentleman! Even with the katana!

      • 55 Professor VJ Duke September 5, 2014 at 18:27

        He’s proud, I say. Maybe that’s a good thing.

        Which is cool! Mercenaries are awesome, you know!

        *laughs* And the weird looking hair?

      • 56 The Lite Rider September 7, 2014 at 19:35

        Oh, the hair doesn’t matter!

      • 57 Professor VJ Duke September 8, 2014 at 01:07

        *laughs* Okay!

  5. 58 Susan P September 4, 2014 at 16:21

    Wait! There are malls in the PL? Who knew?

    First we need a defining of what a gentlemen actually is.

    • 59 Professor VJ Duke September 4, 2014 at 20:01

      Of course so! Just think of earth…that’s the PL! Have you ever been to an outlet mall?

      A person…who wields a katana?

      • 60 Susan P September 4, 2014 at 20:03

        I’ve been to an antique mall.

        You sound hopeful…

      • 61 Professor VJ Duke September 4, 2014 at 20:08

        Really? Is it cool?

        Well, I’d like to be one, I think.

      • 62 Susan P September 4, 2014 at 20:13

        Well, go for it, Professorish person. You will never know if you don’t try!

      • 63 Professor VJ Duke September 5, 2014 at 00:53

        Okay, I will! But I’ll probably be slapped for it, you know.

      • 64 Susan P September 5, 2014 at 12:56

        Only if you sound like Mister R.

      • 65 Professor VJ Duke September 5, 2014 at 18:25

        So! You would slap him…

      • 66 Susan P September 5, 2014 at 19:29

        I might….

      • 67 Professor VJ Duke September 6, 2014 at 15:48

        How about DS?

      • 68 Susan P September 6, 2014 at 17:15

        I’d be kind to him…he has to deal with Ruber.

      • 69 Professor VJ Duke September 8, 2014 at 00:58

        Goodness me! I’d say it was the other way around.

      • 70 Susan P September 9, 2014 at 19:45

        Ruber is a dark horse. That is all I have to say about him today.

      • 71 Professor VJ Duke September 10, 2014 at 15:18

        But what’s that mean, Susan?

      • 72 Susan P September 10, 2014 at 17:59

        A dark horse is someone who has deep secrets that have not ever been heard.

      • 73 Professor VJ Duke September 10, 2014 at 18:15

        Yes, that’s me. I have lots of them, you know.

      • 74 Susan P September 10, 2014 at 23:05

        Chiefly about what?

      • 75 Professor VJ Duke September 11, 2014 at 15:40

        Umm…identity?

      • 76 Susan P September 11, 2014 at 21:46

        Surely there is more to it than that?

      • 77 Professor VJ Duke September 12, 2014 at 12:52

        Probably, but they keep it a secret from even me.

      • 78 Susan P September 12, 2014 at 19:36

        They are wiser than I thought.

      • 79 Professor VJ Duke September 13, 2014 at 18:12

        Oh! I’m a good secret keeper!

      • 80 Susan P September 13, 2014 at 18:30

        Doubtless you are. I’m a good secret keeper, too.

      • 81 Professor VJ Duke September 13, 2014 at 18:33

        I usually forget about the secret.

      • 82 Susan P September 15, 2014 at 14:38

        What secret?

      • 83 Professor VJ Duke September 15, 2014 at 22:18

        Any secret I’m trying to keep!

      • 84 Susan P September 16, 2014 at 00:06

        Professorish person, you carry too many dark secrets about your person.

      • 85 Professor VJ Duke September 16, 2014 at 13:28

        What is one of them?

      • 86 Susan P September 16, 2014 at 17:51

        I dasn’t say. I might end up living in the PL forever.

      • 87 Professor VJ Duke September 17, 2014 at 14:16

        That’d be fun, I say!

      • 88 Susan P September 17, 2014 at 14:51

        Except when isn’t.

      • 89 Professor VJ Duke September 17, 2014 at 20:03

        Humph noodles.

      • 90 Susan P September 17, 2014 at 23:34

        pffft

      • 91 Sonya Solomonovich September 4, 2014 at 21:33

        I would agree, a gentleman is someone who wields a katana or any other kind of sword. Also, one who is impeccably polite and chivalrous. I think Mr. Ratherquite is one!

      • 92 Professor VJ Duke September 5, 2014 at 01:00

        Mr. R! What a wonder. But I see what you’re saying definitely. What an interest. So…the professor is one, then. How about Mr. Magi?

      • 93 Sonya Solomonovich September 5, 2014 at 21:23

        I’m not sure about him… I think he is likely a gentleman but I’m just not sure what exactly he does aside from going around and admonishing people.

      • 94 Professor VJ Duke September 6, 2014 at 15:52

        That’s about it. He tries to keep everything ordered. A weird fellow, but I know you’d probably like him if you spoke to him.

      • 95 Nicholas Warren--MPS staff member September 4, 2014 at 22:08

        I agreed with everything you said until we reached the Mr. Ratherquite part. And Gentleman should only be polite when it is called for…

      • 96 Professor VJ Duke September 5, 2014 at 01:00

        Now, Nick…not everyone is as vicious as you. For instance…well, are you a gentleman?

  6. 97 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister September 4, 2014 at 15:27

    This was hysterical! I have the best image of them milling around the mall!!! Haha! MM has the best respones, Duke…

    I have to believe with all my heart that gentlemen exsist. Mr. R is has these moments where he makes me smile and quickly becomes my favorite. *sparkles*

    This was so great. A huge well done to the Studio! Ha!!

    • 98 Professor VJ Duke September 4, 2014 at 20:01

      MM just prattles on, doesn’t he? *laughs* Imagine being in a mall with them. I’d go to the candy store.

      Mr. R? Yes…I think he tries to be a gentlemen. Don’t you suppose he gets credit for that?

      *bows* Many thanks, Audith!

      • 99 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister September 4, 2014 at 23:21

        He does, but I enjoy it sooo much, Duke. Ha! I would help them ask people, you know. I love talking to random strangers. Did it recently in Galveston. ..but it was a wicked kind of night. The candy store? What would you purchase?

        I think he gets plenty of credit for his ways, of course!

      • 100 Professor VJ Duke September 5, 2014 at 01:02

        Ooo, tell me more about that strange night in Galveston! If you were with your sisters…then it was hilarious, I’m sure! Probably rock candy. Or a sucker. *smiles bigly*

        I think he needs a spank.

  7. 101 Debbie September 4, 2014 at 15:26

    While I don’t usually take time to watch the videos, I was pleasantly surprised when I did this morning. I love your music, Professor!

    As for the discussion, I have to feel a bit sorry for poor Daniel. I mean, it does rather appear the deck was stacked against him. And honestly, how can characters just SAY they’re gentlemen, without demonstrating it — via opening doors for old and disabled folks, by fetching hankies when they’re dropped, by not swearing in public, and that sort of thing??

    • 102 Professor VJ Duke September 4, 2014 at 20:00

      *bows* Many thanks, Debbie! And very honored that you took the time to watch!

      Excellent point! I sorta agreed with Daniel. I mean, for the most part, it was rather obvious that the persons met on the journey weren’t gentlemen! Don’t you suppose “dadblameit” is an allowed swear word? *dreadfully hoping so*

      • 103 Debbie September 4, 2014 at 20:13

        Absolutely!! And if something really horrid were to happen (like hitting one’s thumb with a hammer), I certainly wouldn’t judge that person as a non-gentleman for cutting loose with a few well-chosen swear words, either!!

      • 104 Professor VJ Duke September 5, 2014 at 00:54

        Hahahahaha! Debbie, that makes so much sense! I think Twain once said that nothing alleviates pain or pressure like a good, well-crafted cuss word. “Dadblameit” is my favorite. I think.

        Hitting a thumb with a hammer, reminds me of that chap from Wizard of Oz…do you remember that?

  8. 105 Lady Cheetah September 4, 2014 at 15:09

    All the gentlemen are at Dowton Abbey not at the mall. Ha!

    • 106 Professor VJ Duke September 4, 2014 at 19:59

      Oh, is that the show where there’s bunches of murders?

  9. 107 PorterGirl September 4, 2014 at 13:27

    *laughs bigly* I enjoyed this very much, the quest for a gentleman is never ending, it seems – even in the PL! I think the definition of ‘gentleman’ is the problem, does anyone even know what one is anymore? I like MM’s comment at the end – he could be right!

    Maybe gentlemen are like unicorns – everyone knows they exist really, but no one knows where to find one. (I think The Dean is probably a gentleman, at a stretch)

    • 108 Professor VJ Duke September 4, 2014 at 19:54

      MM could be right! I’m not sure. Maybe just a courteous fellow who cares? That might be a good working definition right there, you know.

      Unicorns! So they really exist? *shocked professorish eyes* I believe you’re right. The Dean very well could be…but Head Porter is, definitely!

      • 109 PorterGirl September 5, 2014 at 07:13

        I like that – a courteous fellow who cares. That would certainly be a good definition of a gentleman.

        I am certain that they exist. They had better exist, put it that way. Head Porter is certainly a gentleman. I think, on reflection, that you are a gentleman too, Professor *smiles*

      • 110 Professor VJ Duke September 5, 2014 at 18:23

        *nods* We should send the word out.

        *laughs* The professor, too? And I think you’re a lady, you know.

      • 111 PorterGirl September 5, 2014 at 19:08

        Do you now? A humble College servant? I could blush, Professor! *blushes a bit*

      • 112 Professor VJ Duke September 6, 2014 at 15:46

        Yes. I”m sure of it!

  10. 113 Simply Skeptical September 4, 2014 at 13:23

    Hee, hee….No gentlemen and No ladies neither sad, but Daniel has a point. However, I do beleive there are some of each left. Manothunder! Consider good ole’ Lotttie & the ladies AND Mr. Magi AND you Professor! Perhaps a dying breed nevertheless still in existance. The best example of a gentleman days gone-by, the larger than life gentleman, the gentleman among gentleman, you know Professor… MR. DARCY!

    Thanks for the giggles once again….

    • 114 Professor VJ Duke September 4, 2014 at 19:52

      Darby?! No! You’re joking. See…gentlemen don’t parade around naked like Darby does. Gentlemen don’t wear wigs and sandals like Darby does. And gentlemen…don’t dance!

      *bows* My professorish pleasure!

  11. 115 FictionFan September 4, 2014 at 12:42

    D’you know, I’m so glad my Schwarzy lives in the Punchy Lands. He’s the only one who ever makes any sense! And he is a perfect gentleman…sweet, charming, witty and eloquent. Not to be compared with the rude and crude Ruber, Manly-Man, Daddy Sausage and the rest, who are just…men.

    The question is though – where was the most gentlemanly gentleman of them all during this debate? I’m stunned none of them mentioned the Professor…

    • 116 Professor VJ Duke September 4, 2014 at 19:50

      Witty, too? I suppose he can be witty. You didn’t mention his glorious singing. I knew you hated it! Ruber?! He wasn’t rude! Was he?

      Well, I’m having a battle with myself. Am I a warrior or a gentleman? I’m not sure.

      • 117 FictionFan September 5, 2014 at 15:06

        But he didn’t sing!! I adore his singing! It’s so…expressive. In fact, if I have one criticism of the PL it’s that my Schwarzy doesn’t get to show off his unique talents nearly enough. I put it down to jealousy, of course….

        In my view (and as we know, I am always right) true warriors are always true gentleman, whereas true gentlemen are not always true warriors.

        *spots comment above and faints at thought of a naked, dancing Darby* When does he parade around naked?? I must have missed that bit, which seems both unlikely and unfortunate…

      • 118 Professor VJ Duke September 5, 2014 at 18:30

        Expressive…funny you should say that. I think you were searching for another word there. I’m not jealous. Must be Mic or Nick. I’ll have to have speaks with them.

        *nods* I think that’s about right. And since the professor is a warrior–no, wait! I’m the special type of warrior who’s not a gentleman! Super duper cool!

        *laughing lots* You’re not supposed to see such things, young lady! Why…you posted it on your blog!

      • 119 FictionFan September 5, 2014 at 22:46

        Beautiful? Soulful? Unique? Yes, it’s probably one of them – my bet would be Mic. Poor soul – he gets no air-time at all…

        *laughing* But being a gentleman is a good thing! I bet your friend Lottie (*spits*) likes gentlemen…

        HahahaHA! So I did!! Fancy you remembering that! It must have had a traumatic effect on your subconscious…

      • 120 Professor VJ Duke September 6, 2014 at 15:54

        I was thinking of…all three of those, of course! Did you know I roll my eyes when my eyes are closed?

        She probably does. FEF is way tops over Lottie, though.

        It did! I still think of it from time to time. If I was a lady, I’d faint!

      • 121 FictionFan September 6, 2014 at 20:40

        Don’t you roll your eyes at me, mister!! And don’t wander about with your eyes closed – there may be dangerous trees lurking…

        I am, aren’t I? *smiles smugly*

        *laughing lots* Poor C-W-W! I’m so sorry! Here – borrow my smelling salts…

      • 122 Professor VJ Duke September 8, 2014 at 01:04

        *laughing lots* So mean! I haven’t done that since…March!

        No comparison!

        Cow pee!

      • 123 FictionFan September 8, 2014 at 16:24

        Must be nearly time again then…

        *preens*

        Oh, I so hope that’s not my new nickname…

      • 124 Professor VJ Duke September 8, 2014 at 19:40

        It is not! It was a one-time accident. Like running into the fence was.

        No… *laughs* Ammonia reminds me of cow pee.

      • 125 FictionFan September 8, 2014 at 22:54

        *laughing happily* Oh, I don’t know the running into the fence story – do tell!!

        D’you know, I’ve managed to go the full 21 years of my life without ever smelling cow pee! What different lives we lead…

      • 126 Professor VJ Duke September 9, 2014 at 14:54

        I thought I told you that? Well, I was going to catch a football, and it was flying over this electric fence. I came down, and the post scraped right below the eye. I think there’s some sort of scar there somewhere. But I can’t find it anymore.

        *laughing lots* It’s in primer!

      • 127 FictionFan September 9, 2014 at 17:07

        Ow! No, I’d have remembered that – ouch! (It was probably one of your other ladies…) Oh, the thought of that makes my knees go wobbly. You must be more careful with the Professorial person you know – he’s valuable!

        Sometimes the things you know are just strange…

      • 128 Professor VJ Duke September 10, 2014 at 15:09

        It wasn’t as bad as it seems. I mean, it could have been. I thought it rather funny.

        *laughing* The professor is said to be strange.

      • 129 FictionFan September 10, 2014 at 21:21

        Ugh! Still wobbling! Perhaps you could wear a suit of armour (sit of armor?) just so I wouldn’t have to worry…

        Yes. Usually by me…

      • 130 Professor VJ Duke September 10, 2014 at 22:39

        What?! It wasn’t that bad! Why are you all wobbly? *laughs* Suit is just fine, madam! No useless ‘u’s there!

        I bet BUS doesn’t think so!

      • 131 FictionFan September 11, 2014 at 13:44

        I have a sort of thing about eyes – the idea of eye injuries gives me not just the heebie-jeebies but also the screamin’ ab-dabs! Especially the gorgepous Professorial hazel eyes…

        Well, if that’s what you like to think… *raises one eyebrow*

      • 132 Professor VJ Duke September 11, 2014 at 16:00

        *laughing* Ab-dabs! Yes, I think I do, too. But I didn’t care then. The football was more important! How’d you know my eyes were hazel?

        She does! Rats.

      • 133 FictionFan September 11, 2014 at 18:28

        I hired a crack team of Pinkerton Detectives to track you down, steal some of your DNA and clone you – then checked the colour of the clone’s eyes…simple really. Plus, you told me.

        Well, it would be horrid if she thought you were… normal! *shudders*

      • 134 Professor VJ Duke September 11, 2014 at 20:37

        *laughing lots* That’s so…well, mean!

        Oh, I suppose so. I mean, a normal person wouldn’t own a castle in Scotland. Oh, I’d like you to install a huge TV please.

      • 135 FictionFan September 12, 2014 at 14:14

        No, it is not, dadblameit!!

        Hmm…why? I’d need to know what you intend to make us watch. I worry that it might be Spiderman films…or baseball…

      • 136 Professor VJ Duke September 12, 2014 at 18:52

        It is! I’m not clone-able!

        Well…the whole Person of Interest series! (It’s starting next week.) *huge smile*

      • 137 FictionFan September 13, 2014 at 01:45

        And the whole world breathes a collective sigh of relief… *chuckles wickedly*

        Hmm…perhaps we should postpone your visit till it finishes… though we could use the big screen to watch giant-sized Darby and Lizzie…

      • 138 Professor VJ Duke September 13, 2014 at 18:26

        Haha…I think you’re right. I’m hated! Especially at this specific place…

        I wouldn’t make you watch it. But…I would make you climb a few trees and play football.

      • 139 FictionFan September 14, 2014 at 00:07

        Rubbish!! You are simply too unique to clone…

        Ooh, can I be the nose tackle? *paints pretty stripes on face*

      • 140 Professor VJ Duke September 15, 2014 at 13:08

        Well, NA is a hard position to play. If you’re fine with maybe dislocating a shoulder, then yes!

  12. 141 walt walker September 4, 2014 at 12:42

    I’m afraid we’ve seen the last of the gentleman breed. For one thing, gentlemen require hats and walking sticks. Where you can even buy those anymore?

    • 142 Professor VJ Duke September 4, 2014 at 19:49

      Very true. This professor hasn’t seen a good hat and glove store since…well, the early 1900’s. Hey! Walt, do you believe we should open one?

      • 143 walt walker September 5, 2014 at 03:25

        Open what? A haberdashery?

      • 144 Professor VJ Duke September 5, 2014 at 18:23

        Wow! Yes…just because of the name, actually.

      • 145 walt walker September 6, 2014 at 11:31

        I’m in. We can use the back room for band practice.

      • 146 Professor VJ Duke September 6, 2014 at 15:56

        Perfect. We’d work for two hours every two days. The rest of the time: practice and eat.

      • 147 walt walker September 7, 2014 at 12:36

        And wear the hats.

      • 148 Professor VJ Duke September 8, 2014 at 01:04

        All over the place, yes.

  13. 149 Julie Harris September 4, 2014 at 12:22

    A thought provoking question….one I think Manly-man sums up nicely at the end! Great video, Professor!!

    • 150 Professor VJ Duke September 4, 2014 at 12:41

      Many thanks! Yes, I like MM’s definition, too. He’s a crazy sort of fellow. But he has some things right.


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