Ripping Movie Review: Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

So, the professor realizes this has been an odd week. Every post has been late, and now we have a dual ripping movie day thingy. Oh well. Things will be better next week, but the professor will be the same.

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 The fourth installment in the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise is in brutal need of a ripio!

A severe one!

You see, everyone wants to get to the Fountain of Youth, but it’s not really a fountain, and it definitely can’t make you young.

It is the Trickle of Non-Youth!

Or something like that.

Also, you know, it’s a wonder that Blackbeard has a gray ponytail for a beard.

It’s a dreaded wonder!

Here is “Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides!”

Also, if you have a youtube account, be sure to like this video! (Does wonders, you know.) Also, share itwith everyone you know! The studio will be indebted.

[To see everything clearer–even the ugly professor–be sure to watch in full screen with 1080p on. Use the little gadget in the lower righthand corner of the video to control that! Note, the gadget will only be available once the video starts.)

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174 Responses to “Ripping Movie Review: Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides”


  1. 1 Hazy September 14, 2014 at 09:33

    Ah, of all your movie ripios, this one I actually saw. I kinda wish I could have my money back. *laughs* I did like the first film though. Just the first.

    Hmm… I should ask Jack what brand of eyeliner he uses, coz mine always gets ruined when it gets wet.

    Such a lovely teddy ya got there! helpful too, giving you the hat and all.

    What if you get two mermaid’s tears and put one in each chalice? I wonder what would happen.

    • 2 Professor VJ Duke September 15, 2014 at 13:36

      The first was tops. And I guess the fourth was second best. And, Jack…he’s funny in them all!

      *laughs* Aha, so it’s a real thing!

      Wasn’t that sweet of him? He does that nicest things.

      What a thought. *laughs* They didn’t think that one out, Hazy!

      • 3 Hazy September 17, 2014 at 12:41

        Funny indeed! Jack’s the best part of them all. I think most people watch it for Jack. *nods nods*

        Does teddy have a name? he seems super huggable!

      • 4 Professor VJ Duke September 17, 2014 at 14:34

        *nods and nods too*

        I think probably Kody?

      • 5 Hazy September 29, 2014 at 12:46

        “Probably” Kody! You mean helpful teddy doesn’t have a name yet? Poor teddy. (Kody does sound nice)

      • 6 Professor VJ Duke September 29, 2014 at 14:55

        *laughing lots* Kody it is then!

  2. 7 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister September 14, 2014 at 05:57

    I should watch all of these…I may have to when it snows, if it snows. I enjoy pirates. Pirates with strong eye makeup, as well. *laughs so hard* I didn’t know it was possible, Duke.

    I don’t think I could have physically laughed harder at your adding up the additional time you’ll have if you received that older man’s time. You make me laugh so much. Hysterical. Truly. Maybe one should try and bring along a young person, for sure. *laughs*

    So funny and a very enjoyable rip, Studio. I think you’ve convienced me to see all of these pirate movies. He’s a cute pirate, you know!

    • 8 Professor VJ Duke September 15, 2014 at 13:13

      You get snow?! That’s great, I think. Know what was possible?

      Haha…yes imagine going with him? I mean, who would drink with that fellow? Maybe a devoted wife. I don’t know. It’s strange!

      Cute? He is not, dadblameit!

      • 9 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister September 15, 2014 at 13:47

        Three times in seven years lasting a total of two hours once day time hit. The makeup lasting after water.

        I wouldn’t drink with him. Well, maybe if he had rum, I would. *laughs* Why not. I bet he has good stories. Probably a very devoted wife.

        Yes, he is…

      • 10 Professor VJ Duke September 15, 2014 at 13:55

        Goodness. Not a lot! Yes…it’s a wonder, isn’t it?

        Rum?! *laughs* I suppose I wouldn’t! Well, I might. Do you think his wife likes him?

        But why?

      • 11 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister September 15, 2014 at 19:53

        No not a lot but it happens.

        I suppose rum isn’t what he’s drinking. How rude!! You might and I would. No she thinks he’s horrible.

        Not sure…you know why!

      • 12 Professor VJ Duke September 15, 2014 at 22:30

        Can’t go sled riding…

        She does? Well, that’s horrible. How horrid. Maybe he’s not married? I’m a rude sort of machine, you know. That’s what the analysts say.

        I do not!

      • 13 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister September 16, 2014 at 02:26

        And I love sledding… *frowns*

        Well, you would know better than I. Do the analysts really think that of you, Duke? I rarely believe you. Ever, actually.

        Yes

      • 14 Professor VJ Duke September 16, 2014 at 13:35

        You said you’d try it!

        *laughs* That’s probably a safe bet. But…I never lie!

        Dadblameit, no!

      • 15 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister September 16, 2014 at 19:30

        Oh, I would sled in a heartbeat, Duke.

        Feels like it is a safe bet, so I go with it. You lie more than…more than…not.

        Okay, no need to curse, Duke. I only said cute not that he was my type. Well, unless he’s acting out adventures with children on a stage…then he’s totally my type. *smiles brightly*

      • 16 Professor VJ Duke September 17, 2014 at 14:21

        You might break a leg! It’s a dangerous slope, I hear.

        I do not lie! I mean, I’m truthful in a sandy way.

        I remember that scene! He was nice in that. Too bad she died.

      • 17 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister September 17, 2014 at 20:44

        Which slope?

        Cloudy and sandy way, I bet.

        Yeah, she should have stuck around to enjoy him longer. I would have.

      • 18 Professor VJ Duke September 18, 2014 at 14:32

        I’m not sure it has a name!

        But still, he was a bit odd…

      • 19 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister September 18, 2014 at 21:00

        You should name it then!

        Yeah, he was a bit, but I don’t really mind.

      • 20 Professor VJ Duke September 19, 2014 at 17:51

        Slope…gizzard?

        What was the chaps name again?

      • 21 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister September 19, 2014 at 19:29

        Sounds tough… *giggle*

        I have no idea. I only remember the names of extremely handsome men.

      • 22 Professor VJ Duke September 21, 2014 at 19:20

        Like Professor VJ Duke! *laughing lots*

      • 23 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister September 21, 2014 at 20:51

        ………….mmmm…………. I have no idea. The costume doesn’t help your case.

      • 24 Professor VJ Duke September 22, 2014 at 19:45

        Oh, that’s how the professor really looks.

      • 25 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister September 22, 2014 at 23:22

        Then, you look great.

      • 26 Professor VJ Duke September 23, 2014 at 14:10

        No. You think I’m ugly. And the professor is. I’m like that pale orc guy.

      • 27 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister September 23, 2014 at 20:12

        Who could I think that when I’ve not seen you? You think I’m that horrible of a person? I think the professor in the vids is cute, but I don’t think it is you. I’m fairly pale, as well!

      • 28 Professor VJ Duke September 23, 2014 at 20:33

        Now, if that was the professor, what would you think? Do you want that to be the professor?

      • 29 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister September 23, 2014 at 20:46

        I’d think his hair doesn’t look real, but nice chin. He’s very expressive with his hands. Do I want that to be the professor? Hmm. Yes and no for different reasons, of course. None if which would make sense to you.

      • 30 Professor VJ Duke September 28, 2014 at 19:21

        His hair isn’t real. *laughs* But I’d love to hear the reasons!

      • 31 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister September 29, 2014 at 04:06

        I already new that, Duke. Women can spot a wig a mile away. Oh I just bet you would…*checks to see if she has sucker written on her forehead*

      • 32 Professor VJ Duke September 29, 2014 at 14:44

        Rats. You’re so…so…uncompromising!

      • 33 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister September 29, 2014 at 19:25

        Who is????? *mumbles about open forums*

      • 34 Professor VJ Duke September 29, 2014 at 23:21

        Oh! Well…well…well…dadblameit!

      • 35 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister September 30, 2014 at 02:42

        Admit I’m right.

      • 36 Professor VJ Duke September 30, 2014 at 12:11

        Right/wrong.

      • 37 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister September 30, 2014 at 14:23

        Good/bad

      • 38 Professor VJ Duke September 30, 2014 at 19:47

        Who me? Yes.

      • 39 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister September 30, 2014 at 20:49

        Or me, you know. But, yes.

      • 40 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister September 29, 2014 at 04:07

        *knew* dadblame spellchecker*

      • 41 Professor VJ Duke September 29, 2014 at 14:45

        *laughs to scorn maybe*

      • 42 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister September 29, 2014 at 19:25

        *gasps*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Throws my phone at you!

      • 43 Professor VJ Duke September 29, 2014 at 23:21

        *throws it over his head*

      • 44 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister September 30, 2014 at 02:43

        Gasps!!!!!!! You wouldn’t! *smirks*

      • 45 Professor VJ Duke September 30, 2014 at 12:12

        And into the pool!

      • 46 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister September 30, 2014 at 14:22

        Yeah, where you belong. Taking lessons!

      • 47 Professor VJ Duke September 30, 2014 at 19:47

        Nah. If I was meant to swim, I’d have fins!

      • 48 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister September 30, 2014 at 20:50

        I thought you were a shark? *sparkles*

      • 49 Professor VJ Duke October 1, 2014 at 11:54

        That was a metaphor!

      • 50 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister October 1, 2014 at 13:43

        I take you for your word, Shark Boy

      • 51 Professor VJ Duke October 1, 2014 at 16:10

        Lava girl!

      • 52 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister October 1, 2014 at 19:40

        Goodness… *giggle* I don’t mind.

      • 53 Professor VJ Duke October 2, 2014 at 12:31

        I think that’s a movie or a book reference, but I’m not sure. Mr. Warrior probably does.

      • 54 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister October 2, 2014 at 13:05

        I’m familiar, Duke.

      • 55 Professor VJ Duke October 2, 2014 at 17:46

        *laughs* And I wasn’t. That’s funny.

      • 56 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister October 2, 2014 at 20:08

        *thows the television at you* Wicked.

      • 57 Professor VJ Duke October 3, 2014 at 12:33

        I hope it wasn’t anything horrid.

      • 58 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister October 4, 2014 at 14:39

        Could have been.

  3. 59 The Lite Rider September 13, 2014 at 20:49

    The “trickle of youth” was hysterical. I sheepishly admit I have watched all in the franchise thus far, despite Stranger Tides easily being the strangest, most convoluted, long, and rambling one yet. And, of course, I get a kick out of Jack. I do think your rip was better than the movie though! Certainly funnier! :)

    • 60 Professor VJ Duke September 15, 2014 at 13:04

      Oh my! Well, thank you muches! I must say, that I’ve enjoyed all of the (except three; that was vexing!). They’re rather entertaining overall. I was upset that Norrington died, you know.

  4. 61 InfiniteZip September 13, 2014 at 12:23

    But wasn’t he a cute pirate? I like pirates :)

    • 62 Professor VJ Duke September 13, 2014 at 18:30

      Pirates are nice! But cute? Really???

      • 63 InfiniteZip September 13, 2014 at 19:55

        Dreamy cute :)

      • 64 Professor VJ Duke September 15, 2014 at 13:02

        Now, Zippy…he was ugly!

      • 65 InfiniteZip September 15, 2014 at 13:04

        You must need the same kind of rose colored glasses I wear then! They work just fine:)

      • 66 Professor VJ Duke September 15, 2014 at 13:45

        Are they pink?

  5. 67 walt walker September 12, 2014 at 21:15

    Trickle of youth…that’s a good one. But now I am confused. They do or do not call it the F of Y in the movie?

    • 68 Professor VJ Duke September 13, 2014 at 18:20

      Oh, they do. But don’t you think it’s quite unfair of them?

      • 69 walt walker September 14, 2014 at 04:22

        Well, I don’t know. Johnny Depp seems to be on to something.

      • 70 Professor VJ Duke September 15, 2014 at 13:10

        Yes, he does. But what?

      • 71 walt walker September 16, 2014 at 01:20

        Well, he’s very fancy. With his scarves and make-up and such. And he doesn’t seem to age.

      • 72 Professor VJ Duke September 16, 2014 at 13:32

        Yes, which is a wonder. But why does he walk weirdly?

  6. 73 erinkenobi2893 September 12, 2014 at 21:10

    YES! This was a fun ripio. Thanks for ripping, Professor! :-D

    • 74 Professor VJ Duke September 13, 2014 at 18:20

      *bows* My pleasure! Did you see this one?

      • 75 erinkenobi2893 September 15, 2014 at 00:28

        I think I did… I don’t know. I’m heading over to check.

      • 76 Professor VJ Duke September 15, 2014 at 13:43

        Oh, I meant the movie.

      • 77 erinkenobi2893 September 15, 2014 at 23:55

        I haven’t seen PotC.

      • 78 Professor VJ Duke September 16, 2014 at 13:22

        Aha! Why not?

      • 79 erinkenobi2893 September 16, 2014 at 20:22

        No idea. :-P

  7. 80 Simply Skeptical September 12, 2014 at 20:16

    Oh my goodness!!! What a fabulousio rippio surprise! It was so enjoyed!! What a great ending to a week! Thank you for all your efforts and hard work.

    About the “drip of youth” why is there such confusion in these movies? Are they trying to make us feel dumb? Thank goodness for you Prof. and clearing up the fountain (dribble) thingy better than they did; even Jack was confused (laughing).

    And vampire mermaids!!! It’s all gone nutsio!!! I agree dadblamery indeed!!

    • 81 Professor VJ Duke September 13, 2014 at 18:16

      *bows* Our pleasure!

      Everyone was confused! It was dadblamery, I tell you. Don’t drink from that drip, SS!

      *laughs* Still, Jack was funny, I must admit.

  8. 82 Susan P September 12, 2014 at 20:02

    Laws! I was not prepared for an extra post this week. *runs around saying “I’ve been shot, I’ve been shot…” wringing hands* Well done! Even though I love these movies, it was a good rip. Favorite line was about Jack’s eye makeup. I howled. These ripios are getting better and betterer.

    • 83 Professor VJ Duke September 13, 2014 at 18:15

      *laughs* It was a surprise–to me too! Many thanks, Susan. *smiles bigly* Yes…that was makeup wasn’t it?

      • 84 Susan P September 13, 2014 at 18:36

        I’m going with yes on that. Some things just shouldn’t be delved into too deeply, and these movies are one of them.

      • 85 Professor VJ Duke September 15, 2014 at 12:59

        Yes, you see, it’s a curse. The professor delves into everything deeply. Even pools, you know.

      • 86 Susan P September 15, 2014 at 14:31

        Well, I did see a photo of you under the sea, so apparently you were born for that.

      • 87 Professor VJ Duke September 15, 2014 at 22:14

        Oh yes…wasn’t that a wonder? Now…here’s the question: do you believe that ugly looking fellow, with the hair, is the professor or not?

      • 88 Susan P September 16, 2014 at 00:00

        The one with the lab coat?

      • 89 Professor VJ Duke September 16, 2014 at 13:23

        *nods* Yes.

  9. 90 L. Marie September 12, 2014 at 17:48

    Ha!!! Great review. I totally skipped this movie. Not that I’ve seen this review, I’m glad I did!

    • 91 Professor VJ Duke September 12, 2014 at 19:05

      It’s definitely one to skip–unless you really like Jack Sparrow.

      • 92 Susan P September 12, 2014 at 20:02

        Oh, I love Jack Sparrow.

      • 93 Professor VJ Duke September 13, 2014 at 18:15

        Funny chap, isn’t he?

      • 94 Susan P September 13, 2014 at 18:36

        He does well what he does. The first one had me guffawing from the start when his ship sank.

      • 95 Professor VJ Duke September 15, 2014 at 13:00

        I remember chuckling, too. And it wasn’t even his ship!

      • 96 Susan P September 15, 2014 at 14:32

        Not a problem it seems.

      • 97 Professor VJ Duke September 15, 2014 at 22:15

        *nods* I would have done the same thing.

      • 98 Susan P September 16, 2014 at 00:01

        Can I announced that to the world?

      • 99 Professor VJ Duke September 16, 2014 at 13:23

        Of course.

      • 100 Susan P September 16, 2014 at 17:46

        Okay…when you least expect it.

      • 101 Professor VJ Duke September 17, 2014 at 14:14

        Humph noodles.

      • 102 Susan P September 17, 2014 at 14:35

        THE PROFESSOR WOULD HAVE STOLEN A BOAT LIKE JACK SPARROW IF HE HAD BEEN THERE.

      • 103 Professor VJ Duke September 17, 2014 at 14:40

        *laughing* Yes…but it wouldn’t have sunk!

      • 104 Susan P September 17, 2014 at 14:57

        So you say….

      • 105 Professor VJ Duke September 17, 2014 at 20:07

        Well, I would have got the water out quicker.

      • 106 Susan P September 17, 2014 at 23:38

        I’m thinking super soaker.

      • 107 Professor VJ Duke September 18, 2014 at 14:43

        You would be!

      • 108 Susan P September 18, 2014 at 19:52

        I say go for it.

      • 109 Professor VJ Duke September 18, 2014 at 20:35

        That’ll make me wet, though.

      • 110 Susan P September 18, 2014 at 21:25

        Der.

  10. 111 FictionFan September 12, 2014 at 16:50

    *laughing loads* Well, that was an unexpected treat! Nearly missed it – and then I’d never have seen the Prof’s gorgeous bear or his c&a chuckle!! It’s such a shame the movies are so bad ‘cos you have to admit – Johnny Depp is seriously yummy! A great argument for all men wearing eye-shadow, I feel…

    Great fun, Prof and team – but we’ll be expecting at least two a week from now on, you know…

    • 112 Professor VJ Duke September 12, 2014 at 19:05

      So glad you didn’t miss it! I decided to post it at the last moment. My bear? *laughing* There’s so many bloopers it’s not funny. It’s like searching through hundreds of takes just to find the right one! Johnny Depp is funny, not yummy! And one is good. Did you see the first one? I bet not! No one wears eye shadow anymore!

      Two? Oh no…that was a mistake!

      • 113 FictionFan September 13, 2014 at 01:58

        So am I!! I’d have been drummed out of my position as PEP, my life would have become a wasteland and I’d have ended my days as a hobo, miserably trying to tell anyone who would listen that it wasn’t my fault… *sobs a little at this tragic vision*

        We must have a special blooper show for Christmas!! I demand it!! Johnny is ultra-yummy! I cannot tell a lie – I watched half of the first one and then decided I’d rather do housework than watch the second half… How can we be sure? Perhaps the Professor is wearing eye-shadow beneath the shades…

        Some of life’s greatest discoveries arise from mistakes…

      • 114 Professor VJ Duke September 13, 2014 at 18:29

        Oh, such an actor! Don’t worry. You’re un-fireable. Unless, you leave. Isn’t that great?

        Bloopers? Some of them are…revealing! Rather do housework? Are you serious? I don’t even know what eye shadow is. I think you made it up.

        Like Darby! I mean, JA has to count as a mistake.

      • 115 FictionFan September 14, 2014 at 00:16

        *glows* PEP for life! *gurgles happily*

        Ooh, good! Those are the ones to include then!! Sadly yes, I’m serious. And I hate housework worse than…worse than…moths!!! Amelia probably wears some…

        *outraged face* You wait – once you’ve read all six of the books you’ll change your mind…

      • 116 Professor VJ Duke September 15, 2014 at 13:10

        *laughs* Love the gurgling part. Zez!

        Worse than moths?! We must conclude FEF hated that movie with the hatred of a hatable hatred. I just ran into her, interestingly enough.

        *turns away* I hear birds.

  11. 117 icedmocha34 September 12, 2014 at 16:20

    I liked the first two the best. Elizabeth and Will was a good ship, and Jack is soooo funny!! BTW, my bro loves your blog. :D

    • 118 Professor VJ Duke September 12, 2014 at 19:03

      Jack is funny! My fav was the first. And I loved Commodore Norrington! He does? Wow! That’s awesome news. Tell him that makes me really happy! Did he see the ripios?

      • 119 icedmocha34 September 12, 2014 at 19:36

        Uh, he didn’t watch them cos we’re not supposed to watch videos without our mom seeing them first, unless it’s music. But he likes the normal posts with stories and dialogue and stuff. :D

      • 120 Professor VJ Duke September 13, 2014 at 18:12

        Does he really? I’m like totally siked by that! Tell him I appreciate it!

        And now, the professor does understand about vids. But Punchyish ones are always safe–promise!

      • 121 icedmocha34 September 15, 2014 at 00:41

        Oh yeah, I have no doubt, but you know moms…I’m lucky I have the blog…

      • 122 Professor VJ Duke September 15, 2014 at 13:44

        Yes, it’s a good thing you do!

      • 123 icedmocha34 September 15, 2014 at 17:36

        Haha, yeah, I love it. :D

      • 124 Professor VJ Duke September 15, 2014 at 22:25

        You would have never met the dadblame professor!

      • 125 icedmocha34 September 16, 2014 at 20:23

        Or been able to have Augustus Waters as my background!!!! *fangirl squeals*

      • 126 Professor VJ Duke September 17, 2014 at 14:28

        *laughs* Was he the guy smoking?

      • 127 icedmocha34 September 17, 2014 at 16:40

        Yesh!!! Now it’s Edgar from “The Earl and The Fairy”. I finally found the anime on YouTube, but it’s only in Japanese with English subtitles. My bro was like “…why is that guy killing that poor little Japanese guy?”
        Me: “It’s the Earl!!!! He’s so hot!! *fangirl squeals*
        Bro: But…he just killed that guy…?
        Me: Bwahahaha! Go Ed!!!
        XDDDD

      • 128 Professor VJ Duke September 17, 2014 at 20:15

        *laughing lots* Your brother does seem to be thinking clearly. I mean, look here: what if that guy’s a murderer? He mustn’t be safe.

  12. 129 Bethy September 12, 2014 at 16:11

    THIS was so TOTALLY COOLIO!
    I mean I always knew there was something wrong with this movie, but I couldn’t quite put it into words. (My hubby really couldn’t because he ended up going to sleep!!)
    There was one other pirate movie that I was just like ???–I think they did a lot of running around in the sand chasing a box or something. That one was quite annoying too!
    I loved the blooper too. What a cute teddy bear!

    • 130 Professor VJ Duke September 12, 2014 at 19:00

      *laughing* Yes! I must say this one was vexing. And you know, I really didn’t understand the plot until I read about it. Also, while watching the movie, I didn’t realize the fountain of youth was the fountain of youth! Seriously something wrong with the movie–or me!

      Yes, they must be bloodier, don’t you think?

      That was Symph’s idea!

      • 131 Bethy September 14, 2014 at 21:14

        I think there is something wrong with the movies definitely!

        Um…I don’t know about bloodier. It might be nice if they made a little more sense. Although I do just watch them because I like Johnny Dep’s randomness.

        Well tell Symph that it was a good idea!

      • 132 Professor VJ Duke September 15, 2014 at 13:38

        For sure!

        *laughs* Yes, I like his randomness, too. It’s rather good, I think. I learn from him, you know. *smiles proudly*

        I will! I think he’s mad it didn’t make it into the movie.

      • 133 Bethy September 16, 2014 at 15:02

        I think I can see how you learn from him.

        Aww…well tell him that people really only pay attention to the beginning and the ending of stuff anyway so his addition was in an important spot!

      • 134 Professor VJ Duke September 17, 2014 at 14:10

        *nods* Haha!

        I will, that’ll fetch him.

      • 135 Bethy September 22, 2014 at 14:56

        can’t be working with disgruntled people!

      • 136 Professor VJ Duke September 22, 2014 at 19:53

        For sure!

  13. 137 PorterGirl September 12, 2014 at 15:45

    Oh, just super – love it! I haven’t seen this film (2 & 3 annoyed me) and now I don’t need to waste my time! What a ridiculous storyline. And not even a fountain of youth – more like a fountain of life stealing, suicide nonsense. Why would anyone bother to go there? They must have been really bored.

    Loved the bit at the end – MM is super! And you guys have a Big Ted like our Big Ted! Your Big Ted looks less haggard, though. Maybe he is a younger relative of our Big Ted?

    • 138 Professor VJ Duke September 12, 2014 at 18:57

      Or drunk when they came up with the storyline! You know, the professor was the same way: after watching 2 and 3, I vowed never to watch another! But I had to for the ripio, and Jack is sorta funny.

      He must be! You have a big Ted? Is he in the studio?

      • 139 PorterGirl September 12, 2014 at 19:13

        Big Ted is in Episode 4 – in bed with Head Porter. (He is the best actor in the whole video)

      • 140 Professor VJ Duke September 13, 2014 at 18:03

        That’s right! I remember. He was cool. He was wondering why Head Porter was reading that book! *laughing remembering*

      • 141 PorterGirl September 15, 2014 at 07:09

        Yes! That’s it. A book by Piers Morgan *shudders*

      • 142 Professor VJ Duke September 15, 2014 at 13:45

        *laughs* I remember. He didn’t like it. But Head Porter seemed to!

      • 143 PorterGirl September 15, 2014 at 15:08

        Head Porter is a big Piers Morgan fan, for some reason *shakes head in dismay*

      • 144 Professor VJ Duke September 15, 2014 at 22:20

        It must be the drinking, I guess. Or maybe his daughter likes him.

      • 145 PorterGirl September 16, 2014 at 07:28

        *laughs*

      • 146 Professor VJ Duke September 16, 2014 at 13:38

        *laughs too*

  14. 147 Julie Harris September 12, 2014 at 15:32

    Best one yet! Loved manly-man at the end…great job, again, Professor!!!

    • 148 Professor VJ Duke September 12, 2014 at 18:55

      *bows* So many thanks, Julie!

  15. 149 Lady Cheetah September 12, 2014 at 15:26

    Man. I am out of the loop. Didn’t know they made four movies total. I am gonna have to see movies 2-4. This rip has peeked my interest and I love Manly Man’s analysis. That was funny.

    • 150 Professor VJ Duke September 12, 2014 at 18:55

      Yes, there’s four of them! Soon to be 5, Lady! Did this one seem of interest to you? MM and mermaids…it’s a classic.

      • 151 Lady Cheetah September 12, 2014 at 19:43

        It did but I think I will need to watch the others so I won’t miss anything.

      • 152 Professor VJ Duke September 13, 2014 at 18:13

        Don’t you think I should be in them?

      • 153 Susan P September 12, 2014 at 20:05

        The mermaids were just scary.

      • 154 Professor VJ Duke September 13, 2014 at 18:15

        They were…did they have husbands, do you know?

      • 155 Susan P September 13, 2014 at 18:38

        If I were a guy, I would give them a pass…I’m dangerous enough on my own.

      • 156 Professor VJ Duke September 15, 2014 at 13:00

        *nods* Anything that has a tail can’t be trusted!

      • 157 Susan P September 15, 2014 at 14:32

        Do shrubs have tails?

      • 158 Professor VJ Duke September 15, 2014 at 22:15

        Of course not! Do they?

      • 159 Susan P September 16, 2014 at 00:01

        Just checking.

      • 160 Professor VJ Duke September 16, 2014 at 13:25

        *growls* You’re trying to bust me again!

      • 161 Susan P September 16, 2014 at 17:48

        Nuh-uh. I never.

      • 162 Professor VJ Duke September 17, 2014 at 14:14

        Sometimes!

      • 163 Susan P September 17, 2014 at 14:36

        *looks up at the sky and sais looks like rain tut tut*

      • 164 Professor VJ Duke September 17, 2014 at 14:40

        Pooh! He dies, you know.

      • 165 Susan P September 17, 2014 at 14:57

        In your version, yes. In mine he lives forever and ever.

      • 166 Professor VJ Duke September 17, 2014 at 20:08

        Until his heart falls out?

      • 167 Susan P September 17, 2014 at 23:38

        He is all heart – how could that happen?

      • 168 Professor VJ Duke September 18, 2014 at 14:44

        He can’t be all heart!

      • 169 Susan P September 18, 2014 at 19:52

        Why not?

      • 170 Professor VJ Duke September 18, 2014 at 20:35

        I thought he was all fluff!

      • 171 Susan P September 18, 2014 at 21:26

        If you say so, then.

      • 172 Professor VJ Duke September 19, 2014 at 17:55

        *bows*

      • 173 Susan P September 19, 2014 at 20:28

        *Curtsey*


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