Daddy Salami Returns

The following story, PF, is written down by Ruber Salami. He tells the story way better than this professor could. Keep in mind that Salami’s return takes place a day before he invaded Dr. Zauberer’s party, in search for his clock parts.

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A typical day for me, Ruber Salami, is usually this:

I’m up at the crack of dawn (around 4AM) and I get dressed in me blue suit and brown shoes. I also pull the red hair back into a ponytail, eh?

Me food place is a huge establishment, ever since Mortimer Butterfield started helping me out. We attract people from all over the land. I don’t really do any of the cooking now. I’m just the manager.

Now this food place is huge. And I mean, huge! In the lobby, it’s more like a hotel. And there’s cuisines from all over the world in the food place. That’s multiple restaurants, all in one building. Me job is to make sure guests know which elevator to take to reach which restaurant, and all that.

So, I’m usually at work early.

On me way today, though, I stopped by me dad’s hut.

He wasn’t home.

But I still went in.

I was about to leave, when I heard the familiar sound of dad’s blue minivan. Once you hear that horrid engine, you won’t forget it.

The door swung open, and dad entered—with a young woman!

She wasn’t overly tall, she had red hair—like dad and me—and she had large, circular glasses. Glory be!

What the heck was going on, eh?

“Ruber,” Salami said, “meet your new sister, Sandra.”

I was shocked down to the bottom of me boots

“She’s studying ta be a doctor,” Salami said, happily. “I want you ta take her ta work with you. Give her a place to study, and give her a job. Now do it!”

Five minutes later, Sandra and I were walking to the food place. (Everything is in walking distance, usually.)

This is a habit with dad. He adopted Lucini Pavarinni, my younger brother, supposedly. Though, he doesn’t have red hair. He’s a lawyer. Or supposed to be one. I think he’s as crooked as the grave. And Sandra is going to be a doctor. Glory be.

“You own a restaurant?” Sandra asked.

It was a meek voice.

“Uhh…yeah…”

What had dad done now?

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140 Responses to “Daddy Salami Returns”


  1. 1 xoxosanaz90210 September 24, 2014 at 06:18

    I wonder what happened afterwards…what did Daddy Salami tell his ‘daughter’?

    • 2 Professor VJ Duke September 28, 2014 at 19:29

      That would be an interest…I’m not sure. I should do a follow up. What do you think he might have told her?

      • 3 xoxosanaz90210 September 30, 2014 at 01:23

        He would have asked her if her restaurant just served vegetarian food or not. That is my guess.

      • 4 Professor VJ Duke September 30, 2014 at 12:11

        Aha! Good one. I bet you do have a point there. I kinda like her…don’t you?

      • 5 xoxosanaz90210 October 2, 2014 at 16:50

        She seems like a character of her own sort.

      • 6 Professor VJ Duke October 2, 2014 at 17:56

        She sure does. I think she might be spicy.

  2. 7 Nancy Loderick September 21, 2014 at 16:09

    Hey Professor,

    I guess I must have exercise on the brain. No surprise since that is what I spend most of my time doing when I’m not blogging.

    I got excited when I read Mr. Ruber Salami was getting up at 4:30 am. I thought he was then going to describe his exercise routine.

    What was I thinking??????

    Nancy

    • 8 Professor VJ Duke September 21, 2014 at 19:32

      *laughing* He should exercise! So…you exercise in the morning? I’ve been wondering when I should fit mine in.

      • 9 Nancy Loderick September 23, 2014 at 19:33

        Hey Professor,

        Well, if you’re a morning person like me, you fit it in at 4:30 am. Something tells me though that you are not a morning person. :)

        Nancy

      • 10 Professor VJ Duke September 23, 2014 at 20:03

        You’re right: I’m not! *laughing lots*

      • 11 Nancy Loderick September 23, 2014 at 20:36

        On second thought Professor,

        Laughing can be considered exercise since you are working your core muscles. :)

        Nancy

      • 12 Professor VJ Duke September 23, 2014 at 20:37

        A great point! But it would give me a six pack!

      • 13 Nancy Loderick September 23, 2014 at 20:38

        Professor,

        I can see a whole new career ahead of you! You can be like the Richard Simmons of the Punchy Lands. You can have a whole serious of workouts called,
        “Laughersize” or something like that.

        See, I knew you were a man of many talents.

        N

      • 14 Professor VJ Duke September 28, 2014 at 19:20

        *laughing* Now this is an interest! Would I have to dance, do you suppose?

      • 15 Nancy Loderick September 28, 2014 at 20:17

        Oh yes Professor!

        But you can choose the style of dance. :)

        Nancy

      • 16 Professor VJ Duke September 29, 2014 at 14:43

        You know, Nancy, I do wonder what professorish dancing would be like, don’t you?

      • 17 Nancy Loderick September 29, 2014 at 20:55

        Hi Professor,

        I envision something like break-dancing. I can just picture the Professor twirling around on the floor on his back! It’s either that or ballet, but you said you don’t do ballet. :)

        Nancy

      • 18 Professor VJ Duke September 29, 2014 at 23:25

        *laughing* Ballet! I might break into many pieces if I tried that. Can’t say I know what break-dancing is….

  3. 19 Sonya Solomonovich September 18, 2014 at 02:11

    There is no way DS is adopting her out of the goodness of his heart… is there? He does seem to enjoy being a father, but still, I don’t trust him. He’s probably using Sandra for some self-serving scheme. Can you shed any light on this, professor?

    • 20 Professor VJ Duke September 18, 2014 at 14:44

      Well, I would guess he’s adopting her, because he wants powerful children. I mean, look: Ruber might be his only real child. Lucini is a lawyer, and Sandra is soon to be a doctor. Do you suppose it’s a power thing?

      • 21 Sonya Solomonovich September 18, 2014 at 21:36

        Oh I see! So that’s why he adopts grown up children.

      • 22 Professor VJ Duke September 19, 2014 at 17:56

        An interest, isn’t it?

  4. 23 Hazy September 17, 2014 at 13:02

    Oh, glory be! I feel a wee bit sorry for Sandra. She seems like a nice lass. And I like doctors much better than lawyers. Is DS building some kind of army of professionals?

    Ruber’s resto so huge! Food any better now?

    • 24 Professor VJ Duke September 17, 2014 at 14:36

      You know, Hazy, he might be, which is an interest indeed. Do you suppose a daughter might be good for DS?

      It is! It’s much better. Safe to eat there.

      • 25 Hazy September 29, 2014 at 12:44

        Hmm… I can’t tell. DS can be quite unpredictable! I do think he has secret reasons for his choice of adopted people. Do you think Sandra is just pretending to be a nice lass, but secretly has a villainous side?

      • 26 Professor VJ Duke September 29, 2014 at 14:54

        From what I know of her, I’d say no. She seems very friendly, and very focused on getting her degree. One can only wonder about DS.

      • 27 Hazy October 7, 2014 at 11:37

        That’s good to hear about the lady. I really have a bad feeling about DS’s motives. *laughs*

      • 28 Professor VJ Duke October 7, 2014 at 13:05

        Yes, who knows what he’s up to?

  5. 29 Me, Myself and DIY September 17, 2014 at 12:19

    That sort of came out of the blue. And a semi normal name too. Bizarre-o. But what’s new in PL…!?!

    • 30 Professor VJ Duke September 17, 2014 at 14:31

      That’s true! *laughs* Well…do you suppose a daughter will be good for DS overall?

      • 31 Me, Myself and DIY September 17, 2014 at 14:52

        Hmmmm really have no idea.

      • 32 Professor VJ Duke September 17, 2014 at 20:04

        *sigh* Yes, I don’t either. I hope it will be, you know.

  6. 33 Julie Harris September 16, 2014 at 21:27

    Sounds like things are about to get interesting in that restaurant!

    • 34 Professor VJ Duke September 17, 2014 at 14:31

      And crazy!

  7. 35 walt walker September 16, 2014 at 21:03

    I didn’t have a picture of Ruber in my head, and now I do. I’m not sure how I feel about that.

    • 36 Professor VJ Duke September 17, 2014 at 14:30

      Do you find him handsome or ugly?

      • 37 walt walker September 17, 2014 at 23:13

        Well, he could go either way on that one. That is neither here nor there, really. But that outfit. And that hair. It’s quite something. And it might be too much of it.

      • 38 Professor VJ Duke September 18, 2014 at 14:39

        Blue, red, and brown. I mean, it probably stands out?

  8. 39 icedmocha34 September 16, 2014 at 20:27

    A food place as big as a hotel?!?Holy crap, that’s awesome! I want one!! :D

    • 40 Professor VJ Duke September 17, 2014 at 14:29

      Would you go? I think I would. Where would you eat if you went? I mean, what cuisine. And you can’t say Italian!

      • 41 icedmocha34 September 17, 2014 at 16:41

        Yes, I can say Italian!!!! *whips out Italian flag and some pasta*
        Ok, fine…*pouts* Um, probably…like a British tea thing. I’m obsessed with British and Irish stuff, but Irish food scares me a little.

      • 42 Professor VJ Duke September 17, 2014 at 20:16

        *laughs* Irish food might scare everyone! I know what you mean…Italian is the best. But a British tea thing…would there be anything suitable to eat at one of those?

  9. 43 The Lite Rider September 16, 2014 at 20:17

    Wow. I don’t know what to think of this – yet. I guess we will find out if Ruber likes his new “sister”. At least she has red hair. She really *could* be Ruber’s sister, I guess. If he doesn’t like her though, she’d better not eat at his restaurant! ;-) (It figures that DS was up to something like …. this!) I do like Ruber’s writing!

    • 44 Professor VJ Duke September 17, 2014 at 14:26

      Yes, doesn’t it? One never knows what DS is doing, but he’s always doing the most wicked thing possible. But…it is an interest. Do you suppose it’s good of him overall?

      • 45 The Lite Rider September 17, 2014 at 20:34

        I think DS could have a heart of gold, deep under cover! ;-)

      • 46 Professor VJ Duke September 18, 2014 at 14:30

        There’s a thought! It probably just needs coaxed out a bit.

  10. 47 erinkenobi2893 September 16, 2014 at 20:16

    Okay, that was… bizzare. Poor Ruber, getting Sandra dumped on him like that! DS should have at least called, emailed or texted ahead to tell him beforehand!

    • 48 Professor VJ Duke September 17, 2014 at 14:25

      It would have been nice. Do you suppose DS got her ’cause she was a doctor?

      • 49 erinkenobi2893 September 17, 2014 at 21:38

        It would have been courteous.
        It’s possible. He probably needs doctoring pretty often! :-P

      • 50 Professor VJ Duke September 18, 2014 at 14:36

        Sure! They usually go to Scientist, which is a wonder, you know. Sandra will be better…once she’s done training.

      • 51 erinkenobi2893 September 18, 2014 at 15:20

        Yes, she probably will… I wonder why people go to Scientist for medical aid, anyway?

      • 52 Professor VJ Duke September 18, 2014 at 20:23

        I’m not sure! Well, he’s the only guy in England to go to. But I wouldn’t trust him! You should spy on him, Erin.

      • 53 erinkenobi2893 September 19, 2014 at 12:21

        I wouldn’t trust him either! I think I will spy on him.

      • 54 Professor VJ Duke September 19, 2014 at 18:02

        Yes, and try and take his computer–if he has one.

      • 55 erinkenobi2893 September 19, 2014 at 20:08

        I can try. However, if he’s hidden it in his cellar, I may not even know that he has one. :-P

      • 56 Professor VJ Duke September 21, 2014 at 19:23

        He might not have one! It would be interesting to find out, though.

      • 57 erinkenobi2893 September 21, 2014 at 20:15

        I don’t think he has one. But, like I said, he may have hidden it.

      • 58 Professor VJ Duke September 22, 2014 at 19:42

        Which is creepy.

      • 59 erinkenobi2893 September 23, 2014 at 00:16

        It is indeed!

      • 60 Professor VJ Duke September 23, 2014 at 14:11

        *shudders*

  11. 61 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister September 16, 2014 at 19:55

    I enjoyed hearing from Ruber, Duke. He gets up very early, but I think that’s how the restaurant business is, ya know. I wonder if he enjoys talking to his costomers? I think that would be the best part.

    Nice sounding van…

    I hope Sandra is nice to Ruber. Probably for the best that she’ll be a doctor one day. Every family needs one. Maybe she’ll get the job of talking to customers!

    • 62 Professor VJ Duke September 17, 2014 at 14:24

      In my opinion, that would be the best part! Lots of fun, I’d think. Having speaks with people. Well, he has a fun time. I think he does, at least.

      Yes…isn’t it?

      Sandra will probably like Ruber. Now, sometimes, Ruber and Lucini don’t get on.

      • 63 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister September 17, 2014 at 20:51

        Yes, it would be my favorite part of owning a business. Talking to people and seeing them return again and again. I’m glad Ruber has a fun time. *smiles*

        Would be fun to drive it around and watch people’s reactions.

        Can’t wait to hear more about her…Lucini isn’t around much, huh?

      • 64 Professor VJ Duke September 18, 2014 at 14:35

        That would be fun. You could always put snails in the ladies purses, too. That’d be even more fun!

        No…he’s either writing plays or arguing in front of the WC.

      • 65 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister September 18, 2014 at 21:05

        You and Ruber do that at his place. No snails for me, please. I took a picture of one yesterday, funny you mentioned a snail.

        WC?

      • 66 Professor VJ Duke September 19, 2014 at 17:52

        *laughs* No, I haven’t done that yet. I bet that snail is me!

        The World Court…sorry!

      • 67 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister September 19, 2014 at 19:30

        Probably…sliming about. Why?

        Oh…sounds important.

      • 68 Professor VJ Duke September 21, 2014 at 19:21

        I’m not sure. I think we look alike, don’t you?

        It is. Mr. Magi heads it.

      • 69 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister September 21, 2014 at 20:54

        He says as if I’ve seen him without his mask.

        Tell me more about it sometime, please.

      • 70 Professor VJ Duke September 22, 2014 at 19:46

        Who has a mask?!

        I shall. It’s basically…the court for the world…

      • 71 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister September 22, 2014 at 23:24

        You! You are always showing up with it on, you know.

        I figured as much, Duke. I look forward to learning more. Magi is really something, huh…

      • 72 Professor VJ Duke September 23, 2014 at 14:11

        Oh! Well…now when exactly?

        He is.

      • 73 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister September 23, 2014 at 20:14

        You always wear a mask…figurativelyish, maybe. Actually. Scratch that. You are exactly who you are, I think.

        *smiles*

      • 74 Professor VJ Duke September 23, 2014 at 20:33

        Yes! And what is that, Audith?

      • 75 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister September 23, 2014 at 20:48

        More than just a creative mind. An enigma.

      • 76 Professor VJ Duke September 28, 2014 at 19:21

        *smiles proudly and maybe bangs chest*

      • 77 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister September 29, 2014 at 04:10

        *laughs and rolls her eyes*

  12. 78 Susan P September 16, 2014 at 17:33

    Well now! With all of female participants in the PL we might end up going to a wedding ere long. :D

    • 79 Professor VJ Duke September 17, 2014 at 14:14

      A wedding?! That’s rather scary. Who do you suppose will get married?

      • 80 Susan P September 17, 2014 at 14:28

        Well, now, I need to think that one over a bit. But it probably won’t be MM’s daughter.

      • 81 Professor VJ Duke September 17, 2014 at 14:39

        Well…she married Dennis, you know! Did you know that?

      • 82 Susan P September 17, 2014 at 14:56

        That’s why she won’t be marrying you. There is definitely a dearth of x chromosomes in the PL.

      • 83 Professor VJ Duke September 17, 2014 at 20:07

        But every guy has an x chromosome!

      • 84 Susan P September 17, 2014 at 23:38

        And your point is?

      • 85 Professor VJ Duke September 18, 2014 at 14:43

        There’s lots of x chromosomes in the PL!

      • 86 Susan P September 18, 2014 at 19:51

        *suspicious stare*

      • 87 Professor VJ Duke September 18, 2014 at 20:34

        *starts singing obscene things*

      • 88 Susan P September 18, 2014 at 21:25

        Your mama is going to wash out your mouth with Fels Naptha.

      • 89 Professor VJ Duke September 19, 2014 at 17:54

        Well…I’ll run!

      • 90 Susan P September 19, 2014 at 20:28

        Do you think that will work?

      • 91 Professor VJ Duke September 21, 2014 at 19:27

        Maybe? Do you suppose so?

      • 92 Susan P September 22, 2014 at 13:05

        Well, I don’t know your mother, but my mother would have.

      • 93 Professor VJ Duke September 22, 2014 at 19:49

        Mine, too. *laughs*

      • 94 Susan P September 22, 2014 at 20:37

        Laughing…

  13. 95 Lady Cheetah September 16, 2014 at 16:23

    I wonder if DS is a rolling stone? First LP now Sandra? Hmmm…
    Never took DS to be a baby daddy type you know. He is saying he is adopting but is it really true?

    Hmmm….

    • 96 Professor VJ Duke September 17, 2014 at 14:13

      Well…it could be. I bet it is. Where do you suppose he finds these people?

      • 97 Lady Cheetah September 17, 2014 at 14:14

        The same place he came from….the pit…lol!

      • 98 Professor VJ Duke September 17, 2014 at 14:39

        *laughing lots* So, definitely no halo for him?

      • 99 Lady Cheetah September 17, 2014 at 14:41

        Can’t make halos out of acid….sorry…

      • 100 Professor VJ Duke September 17, 2014 at 20:01

        *laughs* Then how will the professor get one?

  14. 101 lifeconfusions September 16, 2014 at 15:38

    Lol what? How many siblings are there in total now? :D

    • 102 Professor VJ Duke September 17, 2014 at 14:13

      Well…three! That’s not too big, is it?

      • 103 lifeconfusions September 17, 2014 at 18:21

        Nah, that’s not too big considering I was expecting more ! lol

      • 104 Professor VJ Duke September 17, 2014 at 20:17

        How much more? *wide professorish eyes*

      • 105 lifeconfusions September 18, 2014 at 15:30

        Oh i don’t know…10 or so… :D

      • 106 Professor VJ Duke September 18, 2014 at 20:27

        Or 20!

      • 107 lifeconfusions September 19, 2014 at 09:16

        Well considering the craziness, It is fitting ! :D

      • 108 Professor VJ Duke September 19, 2014 at 18:01

        Agreed! Goodness…that would be…trouble!

  15. 109 PorterGirl September 16, 2014 at 15:23

    I would say Sandra is quite fortunate to be brought into the Salami fold. There is something quite warming about a chap who is so keen to adopt so many children/people. But only if they have a good job, it seems. I feel for Ruber a bit, I hope he doesn’t feel pushed to one side. Does DS think that Ruber needs a doctor in his eaterie in case the food poisons people?!

    • 110 Professor VJ Duke September 17, 2014 at 14:12

      *laughs* That could be it! But, you know, Sandra isn’t a doctor yet. I do wonder if DS has an elaborate plan or he just does things. What do you suppose?

      • 111 PorterGirl September 17, 2014 at 15:20

        DS doesn’t seem like the type to hatch elaborate plans, but then those are the very types you have to be wary of. He does seem to adopt people with excellent prospects and I don’t think that is by chance. I think he wants to make sure he has wealthy children to look after him in his old age. Or, he is planning on taking over the PL. Who knows? Or… dares to imagine…

      • 112 Professor VJ Duke September 17, 2014 at 20:10

        *nods* I know what you mean. It’s as if what he does isn’t planned, but it still turns out rather well. Maybe it could be a hobby? And I must say, it’s an original one.

      • 113 PorterGirl September 18, 2014 at 07:14

        And what a super hobby. It is like he is being guided by some esoteric, unknown greater force or something.

      • 114 Professor VJ Duke September 18, 2014 at 14:45

        Yes! Which is scary, you must admit.

      • 115 PorterGirl September 18, 2014 at 14:55

        Rather scary, certainly. But fun!

      • 116 Professor VJ Duke September 18, 2014 at 20:20

        *laughs* True! I should be guided, now that I’m thinking about it.

      • 117 PorterGirl September 19, 2014 at 07:07

        I think you must be!

      • 118 Professor VJ Duke September 19, 2014 at 17:59

        But a moon!

  16. 119 Debbie September 16, 2014 at 15:18

    My goodness! It sounds like DS is trying to round up “children” he can be proud of (a doctor AND a lawyer??). If I were Ruber, I’d be suspicious, especially since if this young woman really is studying to be a doctor, she hardly has time for working in a restaurant (and who can study in one??)

    • 120 Professor VJ Duke September 17, 2014 at 14:12

      That, Debbie, is a great point. I’m sure Sandra won’t be much help. Maybe DS is trying to build a Dynasty?

  17. 121 Simply Skeptical September 16, 2014 at 13:28

    Goodness gracious what’s to think here, eh? Ruber has a new sibling how sweet, but a bit suspicious I am. Poor girl if her doctoring is anything like Ruber’s cookin or Pavarinni’s lawyering… well the thought of it sends chills up the spine ya know. (Laughing)

    • 122 Professor VJ Duke September 16, 2014 at 13:45

      DS has a gifted family, wouldn’t you say? A lawyer, chef, and now doctor! That’s impressive. Do you suppose she’ll be good for DS?

      • 123 Simply Skeptical September 16, 2014 at 14:58

        There’s no pleasing Daddy. She’s in for a sorrowful awakening. Hopefully Ruber will come to her rescue.

      • 124 Professor VJ Duke September 17, 2014 at 14:08

        But there is! Especially if DS is proud of her.

  18. 125 L. Marie September 16, 2014 at 12:53

    What??? At first I thought Daddy Salami was going to announce that he was getting married. What on earth was Sandra thinking when she agreed to this?? Well, if she wants to study intestinal diseases, Ruber’s Catering is a good place to gain information.

    • 126 Professor VJ Duke September 16, 2014 at 13:44

      *laughs* Sometimes there’s benefits to having DS as a father, though. Like, he is very protective. And the PL can be a dangerous place. Do you suppose a daughter may soften DS?

      • 127 L. Marie September 17, 2014 at 15:34

        Soften? I doubt that! He’s up to something.

      • 128 Professor VJ Duke September 17, 2014 at 20:12

        But it might not be dastardly!

  19. 129 FictionFan September 16, 2014 at 12:39

    Glory be! There’s just no knowing what that old sausage will be up to next. You gotta feel sorry for Sandra though – still recovering from the shock of gaining DS as a dad when she discovers she also has Ruber for a brother! Let’s hope he doesn’t decide to cook her a ‘welcome to the family’ meal…

    • 130 Professor VJ Duke September 16, 2014 at 13:43

      Sandra seems like a nice lady, wouldn’t you say? Now, it is interesting that DS brought a daughter home. And Ruber will be a good brother! I mean, look how he dresses up? Blue suit, brown shoes. Hair pulled back! What else can be desired!

      • 131 FictionFan September 16, 2014 at 18:43

        Hmm…does she? I’ll take your word for it, despite the apparent weirdness of her being willing to be adopted. I could understand it if DS was fabulously wealthy but, good noodles, the man lives in a hut!

        You know, isn’t it odd how different our ideas are about what makes good brothers? I prefer one who’s unlikely to be plotting my horrible demise…

      • 132 Professor VJ Duke September 17, 2014 at 14:19

        Wasn’t there a time FEF wanted to be adopted by DS? *taps fingers like the other mother* I kinda recall that–though I may be mistaken. My memory is said to be fluffy.

        Ruber’s not a murderer! And…and…you plot my demise!

      • 133 FictionFan September 18, 2014 at 19:41

        No!! Was there? I kinda thought I wanted to marry him or something…but that was before I realised the superior worth of my Schwarzy…

        Huh! Only because he’s incompetent! And I am NOT your brother… *feminine face*!!!

      • 134 Professor VJ Duke September 18, 2014 at 20:32

        Well…no wonder DS has been acting up! I bet he’s cranky about you liking Schwarz better. That must be it.

        *laughs* There’s some truth to that, actually. Of course you aren’t! Imagine you even thinking such a thing!

      • 135 FictionFan September 20, 2014 at 20:27

        Ooh, I like that idea! It’s always been my ambition to have two men fight a duel over me… *dreamy face*

        But…but…I didn’t…did I? There! Now you’ve gone and befuddled me again!!

      • 136 Professor VJ Duke September 21, 2014 at 19:30

        *bangs head on desk then laughs* Yes…Schwarz and…Rafa!

        You must admit, that’s fun.

      • 137 FictionFan September 22, 2014 at 18:22

        Ooh! *swoons a LOT* But that would be awful! I couldn’t bear for either of them to be damaged! It’ll have to be a non-damaging duel then – a custard fight or something!

        Well, it is…but my great fear is that one day I shall look in the mirror and see…Shnoddy!!!

      • 138 Professor VJ Duke September 22, 2014 at 20:02

        Well, that isn’t quite right! I think it would be spicy if they hit each other at the same moment. Then, dropped dead!

        Nah. He’s ugly.

      • 139 FictionFan September 23, 2014 at 16:58

        Tut! The Professor has become so violent! It must be the jealousy eating into him…

        Aw! I think there’s a compliment in there somewhere… *smiles*

      • 140 Professor VJ Duke September 23, 2014 at 20:00

        Yes, it’s destroyed my liver, so far…

        Of course!


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