Dr. Zauberer’s Party—The Clock

So, the professor was at another party.

And I was armed.

With my new Lakonia-Sword.

People were everywhere—buzzing here, and buzzing there.

And that’s when Daddy Salami came up, laughing.

“Do ya see that clock in the middle of the table over there?” he asked, pointing.

“The ugly one?”

Salami nodded. “That horribly ugly one. It’s being powered…by me clock part!”

And then I winked twice. “Good job!”

“Ya don’t get it, cur-brain. It was stolen from me—the part that’s powering it! Dr. Zauberer stole it from me clock, which isn’t working now!”

“Well, let’s get it back, I say.”

So the professor and Salami moved over to the clock.

It was truly an ugly specimen: completely black and full of worm holes. Real worm holes, mind you. Like pink worm holes, for instance.

“I bet that part is destroyed by now,” I whispered to Salami.

He grunted. “It better not be!”

With one fluid motion, Salami ripped the backdoor of the clock clean off its hinges!

We had a bit of an audience now, and this professor was wondering about my foresight. This is the sort of thing one should avoid at all costs. Never get involved in.

Too late now.

“I say!” Dr. Zauberer yelled as he made his way to where we were. “What are you doing to my clock, beast?” Dr. Zauberer ripped the door from Salami’s grasp and held it to his chest defensively.

“I’m getting me part back!” Salami said.

“The part your head is missing won’t be found in there!” Dr. Zauberer returned.

Then Mr. Ratherquite stepped up. “What is going on here?”

“This fellow here,” Dr. Zauberer began, indicating Salami with his thumb, “is trying to vandalize my clock.”

“Sir!” Mr. Ratherquite scolded. “None of that!”

And as Salami’s hand reached forth to search the back of the clock, it was hit aside by Mr. Ratherquite.

Slap!

Salami gasped. “Don’t hit me, cur-trout!”

“Dadblameit!” Dr. Zauberer shouted.

“Dadblameit!” the professor seconded. Can’t be outdone, you know.

Then, Dr. Zauberer reached his spindly arm into the back of the clock. To everyone’s amazement, his hand didn’t reemerge with a clock part or two, but rather a derringer!

“That’s enough of this whole thing, or else, bam!” He was waving the gun about madly.

“Ya mean…me clock part isn’t in the back of the clock?!” I don’t think Salami could believe it.

Dr. Zauberer shook his head. “No. I couldn’t get it to work. So, I threw that part in the stream. Ghastly piece of machinery.”

Salami jumped on Dr. Zauberer, and I went for the gun. I sort of got the gun in time, but it still went off and hit Mr. Ratherquite in the thigh.

That’s what you call a part-save.

Of course, since we were in Dr. Zauberer’s castle, he won. He had the party disbanded immediately. I’m not sure what happened to Daddy Salami.

I believe Mr. Ratherquite was taken to a hospital.

My mind was messed up that night.

It was either to a hospital or an ice cream parlor.

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149 Responses to “Dr. Zauberer’s Party—The Clock”


  1. 1 Hazy September 29, 2014 at 12:57

    Oooh, lakonia sword! How does it compare to your katana? (Weatherly favors his katanas and sais)

    A derringer in the clock! Dr. Z is a sly one.

    I suspect Mr. R was taken to an ice cream parlor first, to get some ice or ice cream for his part-saved thigh, before heading to a hospital…

    • 2 Professor VJ Duke September 29, 2014 at 14:56

      It’s shorter…and looks stronger, but it’s the same strength. Sais! I’ll have to get one.

      He is! Who would have thought he do something like that? I think he was setting DS up.

      *nods* And somehow, that seems like the right way to do things.

  2. 3 Sonya Solomonovich September 18, 2014 at 02:15

    Hahaha! Nice half-save, PVJ!
    Knowing the resilience of PLers, Mr. R was probably taken to an ice cream parlour and completely ignored his thigh wound.

    • 4 Professor VJ Duke September 18, 2014 at 14:45

      *laughing* *bows* Many thanks!

      He probably did. I mean, Bud Parker probably bandaged it for him. Isn’t Dr. Z something else?

      • 5 Sonya Solomonovich September 18, 2014 at 21:37

        Indeed, he is! He sure knows how to throw a good party.

      • 6 Professor VJ Duke September 19, 2014 at 17:57

        Yes, he does. And he has reddish hair.

  3. 7 Catherine September 17, 2014 at 23:22

    Oh dear! Rather a dangerous day!

    • 8 Professor VJ Duke September 18, 2014 at 14:39

      Yes! Alarming, too, isn’t it?

      • 9 Catherine September 20, 2014 at 22:34

        Yes! How did you get through it all unharmed? That takes quite some talent!

      • 10 Professor VJ Duke September 21, 2014 at 19:30

        I’m not sure! Professorish luck?

      • 11 Catherine September 21, 2014 at 22:12

        Haha! The professor really is lucky to have gotten out of there unharmed. (And to have professorish luck.)

      • 12 Professor VJ Duke September 22, 2014 at 19:46

        For sure! It makes me somewhat proud–professorish luck, that is.

      • 13 Catherine September 26, 2014 at 02:40

        It should! It sounds like a rare thing. Not many people have it, I’m guessing?

      • 14 Professor VJ Duke September 28, 2014 at 19:33

        I don’t think so. I bet your heart has to stop first.

      • 15 Catherine October 4, 2014 at 16:57

        Oh, dear. I’m not sure I’d want to experience it then.

      • 16 Professor VJ Duke October 5, 2014 at 18:02

        *nods* And that’s a bummer when your heart stops.

      • 17 Catherine October 6, 2014 at 14:02

        I’ll bet it is. It would be scary, too.

      • 18 Professor VJ Duke October 6, 2014 at 19:35

        Yes, it would be. Goodness. *nervous professorish face*

      • 19 Catherine October 8, 2014 at 00:59

        But you’ve survived it! Which is more professorish luck, I suppose?

      • 20 Professor VJ Duke October 8, 2014 at 12:43

        Aha! You’re right. *smiles proudly*

  4. 21 Julie Harris September 17, 2014 at 21:41

    I vote to take Mr Ratherquite to the ice cream parlor…. ice cream makes everything better!!

    • 22 Professor VJ Duke September 18, 2014 at 14:37

      Yes! Especially cherry ice cream!

  5. 23 erinkenobi2893 September 17, 2014 at 21:40

    Oh dear. That was a piece of dadblamery, I must say. Dr. Zauberer should have returned the part rather than throwing it in the stream!

    • 24 Professor VJ Duke September 18, 2014 at 14:36

      He should have! Maybe he forgot?

      • 25 erinkenobi2893 September 18, 2014 at 15:21

        I don’t know. Maybe he did. He does seem singularly absent minded.

      • 26 Professor VJ Duke September 18, 2014 at 20:24

        He is horribly so!

      • 27 erinkenobi2893 September 18, 2014 at 15:21

        He’s like Mr. Ratherquite’s evil twin! X-P

      • 28 Professor VJ Duke September 18, 2014 at 20:24

        Good point! Maybe even like Mr. Magi’s evil twin?

      • 29 erinkenobi2893 September 19, 2014 at 12:23

        Not quite, no. He is too absent-minded to be Mr. Magi’s evil twin.

      • 30 Professor VJ Duke September 19, 2014 at 18:03

        *nods* Yes…but Mr. Magi is absent-minded to a a degree, isn’t he?

      • 31 erinkenobi2893 September 19, 2014 at 20:08

        To a degree. Not a very great degree, though. :-P

      • 32 Professor VJ Duke September 21, 2014 at 19:23

        I think you like the chap!

      • 33 erinkenobi2893 September 21, 2014 at 20:15

        I do. He’s a good fellow.

      • 34 Professor VJ Duke September 22, 2014 at 19:43

        Probably best in the PL.

      • 35 erinkenobi2893 September 23, 2014 at 00:17

        Probably. ;-) Except for the Professor, of course! :-D

      • 36 Professor VJ Duke September 23, 2014 at 14:12

        Aw, thanks!

      • 37 erinkenobi2893 September 23, 2014 at 16:33

        You’re welcome. ^_^

      • 38 Professor VJ Duke September 23, 2014 at 19:56

        *bows*

      • 39 erinkenobi2893 September 23, 2014 at 20:15

        :-P

  6. 40 The Lite Rider September 17, 2014 at 20:45

    Ice cream parlor, definitely, Professor! Did Mr. R pass out from shock?! Or did he shriek …. endlessly?

    DS had every reasonable assumption to think his horrid clock part was in Dr. Z’s clock! Dr. Z is quite vexing. Of course he would never dream of returning the stolen clock part to DS! Though one must admire Dr. Z’s ingenuity.

    • 41 Professor VJ Duke September 18, 2014 at 14:33

      He just grasped his leg and was mumbling something about the ladies hopefully not seeing it! Rather strange, isn’t it?

      *laughs* He is a strange chap. You know, LR, I bet he forgot that he had even borrowed it. Though, he did stash the gun in the back. Maybe he was waiting for trouble.

  7. 42 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister September 17, 2014 at 20:39

    Maybe DS should ask before reacting….maybe you both should have, Duke. Then you get in a fight and shoot Mr. R………….I’m at a loss for words. I hope he got ice cream. One deserves ice cream after being shot, I think. I cannot believe you! Rude.

    • 43 Professor VJ Duke September 18, 2014 at 14:31

      Goodness me! What did I do, dadblameit?! Didn’t I save his life? *mean professorish eyeball thingy*

      • 44 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister September 18, 2014 at 20:57

        I told you what you did, Duke! Getting into fights and shooting guns, where are you? Being all macho and throwing weight around, the two of you. You shot him…I wouldn’t know if you saved him or not, as Mr. R may or may not have gone to the hospital. *shakes her pointy finger at you* *and raises her eyebrows which freeze and says: Huh? What do you have to say for yourself?*

        (I really like when the professor gets in the thick of it!!! *smiles brightly* This was fun.)

      • 45 Professor VJ Duke September 19, 2014 at 17:48

        *laughing* Now! Well…the fight broke out around me and I had to fight! I mean, I just couldn’t stand there, could I? And I averted the gun! I didn’t shoot it. But…it might not have went off, if I hadn’t touched it. Still, Mr. R deserved it!

        (*laughs* Thank you! I could have died!)

      • 46 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister September 19, 2014 at 19:28

        Excuses, I’d say, Duketh. No, don’t just stand there either!! I’d never want that reaction! Pretty sure I took it as you pulled the trigger. He didn’t deserve to get shot. He was being a hero! DS should have let the whole thing with the clock part go…

        (Let’s see if you can and then come back to life as not a liar. *sparkles brightly* )

      • 47 Professor VJ Duke September 21, 2014 at 19:16

        I didn’t pull the trigger on purpose. But it’s possible the gun could have went off because I intervened. Then again, he might be dead if I hadn’t. Don’t you think I’m like Hector now?

        *laughing lots* *then dies*

      • 48 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister September 21, 2014 at 20:49

        We’ll never know now, Duke. Enjoyed the moment nonetheless. *sparkles*

        *laughing* * gets a shovel and waits*

      • 49 Professor VJ Duke September 22, 2014 at 19:45

        Of course I’m like Hector, madam!

        *opens one eye then closes it quickly*

      • 50 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister September 22, 2014 at 23:21

        Yes, you are like Hector. He was ferocious.

        *giggles a lot* Play dead!!! You’ve ruined it! Digs up worms instead.

      • 51 Professor VJ Duke September 23, 2014 at 14:09

        He was! But he wasn’t killed. It was a hoax.

        Rats. My cover has been blown.

      • 52 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister September 23, 2014 at 20:09

        Seems to me like he was killed, Duke.

        Laughing so much…you always make me laugh, Duke.

      • 53 Professor VJ Duke September 23, 2014 at 20:10

        No! That’s not the real story.

        *laughs*

      • 54 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister September 23, 2014 at 20:18

        Oooo, so you know best? Got it.

      • 55 Professor VJ Duke September 23, 2014 at 20:35

        Well, I know the PL story. It’s happier.

      • 56 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister September 23, 2014 at 20:51

        I like happy.

  8. 57 Simply Skeptical September 17, 2014 at 17:03

    Laughing hard with Dr. Z’s comment about Salami’s missing head part. Tis true. I fear more than just one part is missing in Daddy’s upper area.

    What? Hospital or Ice Cream Parlor? Is Mr. Ratherquite rather quite okay?

    Fun yet violent sir.

    • 58 Professor VJ Duke September 17, 2014 at 20:17

      It was violent! And you’re quite right about DS. Poor chap. Maybe we should help him find those missing parts somehow.

      Yes, I fear that’s my fault. I was a bit confused by the end of the party.

  9. 59 icedmocha34 September 17, 2014 at 16:44

    I would totally go to Baskin Robbins if I got shot in the leg! :D

    • 60 Manly Man (@JazzyCouldren) September 17, 2014 at 17:26

      I’s think that’s manly of you.

      • 61 icedmocha34 September 17, 2014 at 17:48

        Nah, I just love ice cream too much for my own good. :D

    • 62 Professor VJ Duke September 17, 2014 at 20:16

      *laughing lots and lots* But…what about the pain?

      • 63 icedmocha34 September 18, 2014 at 23:07

        Ice cream always makes me feel better. :D It’s a mental thing, I think…like Band-Aids.

      • 64 Professor VJ Duke September 19, 2014 at 17:58

        *nods* You might have a point. Chocolate?

      • 65 icedmocha34 September 19, 2014 at 18:03

        Chocolate is magical, but it’s not so much a comfort food as much as it is a cheer-up food. For pain, you need something cold, like ice cream, or hot, like PASTA!!! Or maybe that’s just cos I’m Italian…?

      • 66 Professor VJ Duke September 19, 2014 at 18:04

        No! I love pasta…I think. But the professor is, too, so I’m not a good judge of such things. Swords help too, you know.

      • 67 icedmocha34 September 19, 2014 at 18:06

        You think you love pasta??????
        Swords help you feel better? By inflicting pain on others so they know what you’re going through?

      • 68 Professor VJ Duke September 21, 2014 at 19:12

        You’re right: I love it!!!!! (How’s that?)

        *laughing lots* No, no! Just holding them. Makes me feel like a warrior, you see.

      • 69 icedmocha34 September 22, 2014 at 17:11

        Oooooh. Holding pasta makes me feel like a chef, but that doesn’t mean I am one!! :D

      • 70 Professor VJ Duke September 22, 2014 at 19:58

        *laughs* I’m right with you there.

      • 71 icedmocha34 September 22, 2014 at 20:04

        But I am a baker, tho. My friend Kat makes amazing cupcakes, and my nana always makes food, so they’re taking turns teaching me, apparently. :D

      • 72 Professor VJ Duke September 23, 2014 at 14:02

        I love cupcakes. Well, I’m sure you’re a good one, then.

      • 73 icedmocha34 September 23, 2014 at 15:40

        My nana’s an amazing teacher!!

      • 74 Professor VJ Duke September 23, 2014 at 19:55

        Which is awesome!

      • 75 icedmocha34 September 23, 2014 at 19:59

        Yup!! Someday maybe she’ll teach me how to make her world famous biscotti, handed down my great, great, great nana!

      • 76 Professor VJ Duke September 23, 2014 at 20:04

        *mouth drops* I love those things. My family makes them every Christmas!

      • 77 icedmocha34 September 23, 2014 at 20:05

        Ohmigosh, really?!? What about Italian meatball cookies?? or anise cookies?!? *freaking out*

      • 78 Professor VJ Duke September 23, 2014 at 20:07

        Yes! Last year there were chocolate ones, interestingly enough! No! Never had Italian meatball cookies, but yes to anise cookies! They’re tasty, huh?

      • 79 icedmocha34 September 23, 2014 at 20:10

        Italian meatball cookies are the best tho!!! They’re little chocolate cookies rolled into a ball with raisins and other yummy stuff!! really messy to make though. Anise cookies are awesome! My nana makes hers with this lemon frosting…to die for.

      • 80 Professor VJ Duke September 23, 2014 at 20:31

        Okay…I’ll have to tell the family about these. I mean, they sound awesome! Lemon frosting?! Now…I’m hungry!

  10. 81 InfiniteZip September 17, 2014 at 15:51

    I like ice cream paroles. They have caramel and whipped cream there:)

    • 82 Professor VJ Duke September 17, 2014 at 20:13

      And injured Mr. R’s?

      • 83 InfiniteZip September 18, 2014 at 09:25

        He shouldn’t have been playing with guns, but a thigh won’t kill you, will it? I wouldn’t think so, therefor party over, no clock part, and off to eat ice cream:)

      • 84 Professor VJ Duke September 18, 2014 at 14:47

        *laughing* Well, Zippy, what if it hits the artery?! I mean, it’s possible. What flavor will you get?

      • 85 InfiniteZip September 18, 2014 at 15:56

        All of them of course:) no artery, he’s not that good a shot is he?

      • 86 Professor VJ Duke September 18, 2014 at 20:28

        All of them?! *laughing* Okay! That’s a good point, Zippy. He’s an awful shot. Maybe he missed?

  11. 87 L. Marie September 17, 2014 at 15:40

    I hope Mr. Ratherquite will be okay. At least the ladies were out of harm’s way.
    Dr. Zauberer is quite beastly. First, he steals a clock part, then he throws what he stole away. He’s the cause of the violence.
    I Googled Lakonia-Sword. Very impressive. I’m surprised you didn’t put the sword to use at the party.

    • 88 Professor VJ Duke September 17, 2014 at 20:13

      Mr. R will be fine. But I think he’ll be quite angry about the whole incident. He’ll probably go about with his rapier strapped to him for quite a while.

      Well, I didn’t want things to get too bloody. The truth is, I think I forgot all about it!

      • 89 L. Marie September 18, 2014 at 12:36

        Next time, brandish it menacingly! That’s effective enough.

      • 90 Professor VJ Duke September 18, 2014 at 14:47

        And roar! Okay, I’ll try!

  12. 91 Debbie September 17, 2014 at 15:30

    Since the professor obviously wasn’t injured, he SHOULD have gone straight to the ice cream shop (that, or the local tavern!). What a horrendous flap! With parties like that, who needs TV??

    Really, Professor, I was wondering about your weapon of choice. A sword? Might you have been expecting trouble all along?

    And was the derringer making the clock work, or was that just a convenient hiding place? Do tell, for I have lots of questions this time!

    • 92 Professor VJ Duke September 17, 2014 at 20:12

      *laughs* That’s true. It was lively! You mean I should have checked on Mr. R?

      Always, I fear! You never know when the trouble is coming, but you can be sure it’s coming! I think Shnod said something close to that, once upon a time. Wouldn’t you go with a weapon? Or Dallas would protect you.

      The clock wasn’t working at all. *laughs* Which is a wonder. You think I would have noticed, but I didn’t. I think it was a hiding place. Or…do you suppose Dr. Z suspected trouble was coming?

  13. 93 lifeconfusions September 17, 2014 at 14:56

    Umm, Where was my invitation to this party? I checked, There wasn’t any in my mail either…I hope that was a mistake Mr. Professor? :(

    • 94 Professor VJ Duke September 17, 2014 at 20:06

      Oh dear me! It was a horrible mistake! Of course you should have been there. But do you suppose it might have been a bit dangerous?

      • 95 lifeconfusions September 18, 2014 at 15:29

        Dangerous IS my game Mr.Professor ! 8-)

      • 96 Professor VJ Duke September 18, 2014 at 20:27

        *fist pump* Awesome! I’ll have to give you a knife as well.

      • 97 lifeconfusions September 19, 2014 at 09:15

        Knife? Puft, How about a sword instead?

      • 98 Professor VJ Duke September 19, 2014 at 18:01

        *laughing* Really? A katana?

  14. 99 weggieboy September 17, 2014 at 14:10

    Word! Who would guess the fate of the part…or Daddy Salami! I’d feel sorry for Mr. Ratherquite, but he should have known not to stand in the way when Daddy Salami was on a riproar!

    • 100 Professor VJ Duke September 17, 2014 at 14:38

      Riproar indeed! It wasn’t too smart of him. Imagine Dr. Z throwing the part away. I think DS is probably searching for it now…

  15. 101 Susan P September 17, 2014 at 14:03

    Dadblameit! I didn’t want to be left out, you see. But, Professor, that was such a valiant act of … kindness. I am not one whit worried about DS. That cat always lands on his feet. But such a violent episode, Professor. All that was wanting was a volcano erupting.

    • 102 Professor VJ Duke September 17, 2014 at 14:37

      *laughs* Great point about, DS. Yes, I did save Mr. R. Was it a mistake, do you think?

      • 103 Susan P September 17, 2014 at 14:55

        Not at all a mistake. Every story needs a buffoon, and Mr. R plays it well.

        You know, it would be so much fun if the PL could go to Broadway.

      • 104 Professor VJ Duke September 17, 2014 at 20:05

        *laughs* Yes, I think he does play it rather well. Do you remember when Lady said he sounds constipated? I can’t get over that still. Always makes me laugh.

        With songs?

      • 105 Susan P September 17, 2014 at 23:37

        Of course with songs!

        What kind of lady says that kind of thing?

      • 106 Professor VJ Duke September 18, 2014 at 14:43

        But…would you write them?

        Lady Cheetah!

      • 107 Susan P September 18, 2014 at 19:51

        I would not mess with the Lady Cheetah if I were you. I might write some songs.

      • 108 Professor VJ Duke September 18, 2014 at 20:34

        Yes, she’s vicious. About DS?

      • 109 Susan P September 18, 2014 at 21:24

        She’s not vicious. I won’t let you say that about her.

        Yes, write some songs about DS

      • 110 Professor VJ Duke September 19, 2014 at 17:54

        Is the professor?

        Funny or sad ones?

      • 111 Susan P September 19, 2014 at 20:27

        Is the Professor vicious? I speculate he is on occasion as most of us are.

        Funny for whom?

      • 112 Professor VJ Duke September 21, 2014 at 19:26

        I’m vicious like…that three headed dog thingy.

        For the audience!

      • 113 Susan P September 22, 2014 at 13:04

        Do you mean Cerberus? I thought Hercules had already dealt with him?

      • 114 Professor VJ Duke September 22, 2014 at 19:49

        Hercules lied! I bet he’s still about. And that’s exactly who I meant! Fancy you knowing, but it doesn’t surprise me, I guess.

      • 115 Susan P September 22, 2014 at 20:36

        Dude. I went to school when we were taught that sort of thing.

      • 116 Professor VJ Duke September 23, 2014 at 14:05

        I used to know. When you get ancient like me–you’ll probably forget too!

      • 117 Susan P September 23, 2014 at 17:36

        George just snickered.

      • 118 Professor VJ Duke September 23, 2014 at 20:02

        He did not!

      • 119 Susan P September 23, 2014 at 22:14

        Well, maybe it was a snork.

      • 120 Professor VJ Duke September 28, 2014 at 19:27

        He’s coughing.

      • 121 Susan P September 29, 2014 at 07:39

        Sounded more like The Raspberry.

      • 122 Professor VJ Duke September 29, 2014 at 14:48

        The death rattle…

      • 123 Susan P September 29, 2014 at 15:15

        *laughing*

      • 124 Lady Cheetah September 17, 2014 at 18:22

        So you finally clocked Mr. R? GOOD JOB!

      • 125 Professor VJ Duke September 17, 2014 at 20:17

        You have to feel a bit bad for him.

      • 126 Lady Cheetah September 17, 2014 at 20:24

        Nope!

      • 127 Professor VJ Duke September 17, 2014 at 20:28

        You’re heartless–like the professor!

      • 128 Lady Cheetah September 17, 2014 at 20:30

        ;-)

      • 129 Professor VJ Duke September 18, 2014 at 14:30

        ]:-{)=

  16. 130 PorterGirl September 17, 2014 at 13:31

    My goodness, these parties are getting more violent (and exciting) by the minute! Isn’t Mr R the second person to be shot at a recent PL party? It is no wonder you carry a sword, Professor.

    Dr Z should not have thrown the part in a stream, what a ghastly thing to do. I wouldn’t mind betting that DS takes revenge of some sort for that. And quite right, too!

    • 131 Professor VJ Duke September 17, 2014 at 14:37

      Yes! One must go armed. Dr. Z was a bit out of control, though. He’s usually not that violent. But DS, you know, might drive anyone to that sort of thing!

      He is! I think Dr. Z probably forgot where he got it from, though. He should have given it back.

      • 132 PorterGirl September 17, 2014 at 15:22

        *laughs* If I come to a PL party I am definitely going to bring weaponary, and maybe body armour of some kind. I will also bring some muffins and wine to try and get on everyone’s good side.

        Dr Z is very forgetful and hasty in his approach to important matters (such as clocks)

      • 133 Professor VJ Duke September 17, 2014 at 20:10

        *laughing* Which will work! Who can pass up muffins and wine? See, DS would protect you in a party if you were adopted, you see.

        Yes…and how should he be punished?

      • 134 PorterGirl September 18, 2014 at 07:15

        He would protect me, you are right. I think he should adopt me and take me to dangerous parties *laughs*

        A good spanking is the only fit punishment!

      • 135 Professor VJ Duke September 18, 2014 at 14:46

        I’d want to come to! I mean, I already go to dangerous parties. I would require that you wear a knife!

        *laughs* I think you’re right. But…who will do it?

      • 136 PorterGirl September 18, 2014 at 14:56

        Professor, we really should go to a party together. I will bring whatever weapons (and food) you like. DS can come too, and make sure we don’t get into too much trouble.

        The Dean is a fan of spankings. If he is too busy, then I will do it!

      • 137 Professor VJ Duke September 18, 2014 at 20:21

        We will have to! (Next story we do together at the PL will be a party story!) And you’ll have to have speaks with Mr. R, you know!

        *laughing* Okay! He might holler, though.

      • 138 PorterGirl September 19, 2014 at 07:09

        (Hurrah a party story! As you know, I am always up for a story together and always excited about a party. Let’s do it!)

        He should holler! But it will only be a gentle spanking. Until he does it again.

      • 139 Professor VJ Duke September 19, 2014 at 18:00

        Sweet! Okay…I’ll get something together.

        You could use the katana if you’d like.

      • 140 PorterGirl September 19, 2014 at 18:16

        Sweet!

        I might need the katana. I should really get one for myself, you know.

      • 141 Professor VJ Duke September 21, 2014 at 19:14

        Yes! They’re awesome. I should bring you one. A gentleman would, but the professor isn’t a gentleman.

      • 142 PorterGirl September 22, 2014 at 07:22

        Didn’t we decide (after much debate) that in a round about way you were, in fact, a gentleman? I cannot remember now, but you should bring me a katana anyway *laughs*

      • 143 Professor VJ Duke September 22, 2014 at 19:47

        *laughing* Oh…we might have. But…you know, the professor changes drastically and unexpectedly. Not even I’m ready for it. I’ll get the katana.

      • 144 PorterGirl September 23, 2014 at 07:12

        *laughs* variety is always a good thing.
        Awesome.

      • 145 Professor VJ Duke September 23, 2014 at 14:14

        *laughs*

  17. 146 Alastair Savage September 17, 2014 at 13:24

    In the stream? I fear that the rivers of the punchy lands are clogged up with the detritus of our industrial past.

    • 147 Professor VJ Duke September 17, 2014 at 14:36

      *laughs* Yes…do you suppose somebody should go fishing for the part?

      • 148 Alastair Savage September 17, 2014 at 14:50

        They’d have to look it up in their dictionary first to know what they’re looking for, like I did!

      • 149 Professor VJ Duke September 17, 2014 at 20:03

        Haha, and the professor would, you know. It’s one of those hard things. Don’t you wish the dictionary was thinner?


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