The Professor’s Picture (feat. Alastair Savage)

So, the professor was wondering what he looked like.

You know, sometimes one can wonder about such things.

And that is why this professor asked his good friend Alastair Savage (whose blog you can find here) to draw the professor.

Now, these pictures prove two things:

1. The professor is truly Timeless.

2. The professor loves his staff/cane/wand/baton-thingy.

ProfVJDuke1ProfVJDuke2-2ProfVJDuke3

That is all, gentlemen!

(Oh, please tell me your favorite representation as well. Thank you, Alastair!)

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170 Responses to “The Professor’s Picture (feat. Alastair Savage)”


  1. 1 erinkenobi2893 October 22, 2014 at 00:03

    I don’t know which is my favorite, but they are all very professorish!

    • 2 Professor VJ Duke October 22, 2014 at 19:26

      Yes, they definitely are. You know, I’m not sure which one is closer, for sure.

      • 3 erinkenobi2893 October 22, 2014 at 20:23

        Indeed.

  2. 4 Bethy October 10, 2014 at 14:08

    I am just not sure about these pictures. They are nice pictures, but they don’t seem quite you? Maybe I could be wrong?

    • 5 Professor VJ Duke October 10, 2014 at 14:15

      *laughs* No, you’re probably right. But why do you say so?

      • 6 Bethy October 10, 2014 at 14:29

        Just a feeling. They don’t seem quite real. The dude in the ripos actually seemed more real.

      • 7 Professor VJ Duke October 13, 2014 at 12:22

        Well, he was real, you know.

      • 8 Bethy October 13, 2014 at 13:04

        Well that’s a relief. I don’t like it when my eyes play tricks on me.

      • 9 Professor VJ Duke October 13, 2014 at 22:39

        *nods* I do know what you mean.

  3. 10 The Lite Rider October 10, 2014 at 13:44

    My answer is use the one which most looks like you! ;-)

    • 11 Professor VJ Duke October 10, 2014 at 14:13

      But, dadblameit! I’m not sure…

      • 12 The Lite Rider October 10, 2014 at 20:11

        Nice try. Only you can know!

      • 13 Professor VJ Duke October 13, 2014 at 12:26

        Well, maybe I don’t dadblameit!

  4. 14 Nancy Loderick October 9, 2014 at 19:59

    Hey Professor,

    These guys look like magicians. I pictured you as more professorish – wire-rimmed glasses and a tweed sport coat. :)

    Maybe that’s how you looked before you updated your image. :)

    Nancy

    • 15 Professor VJ Duke October 10, 2014 at 14:05

      You could be right, too. Maybe this isn’t me?

      • 16 Nancy Loderick October 14, 2014 at 15:40

        Well Professor,

        That is entirely possible – perhaps it’s an imposter!

        Nancy

      • 17 Professor VJ Duke October 14, 2014 at 20:30

        Yes! that’s it!

  5. 18 lifeconfusions October 9, 2014 at 13:58

    Haha, Quiet the mustache you got there Mr.Professor ! Never took you as one with ! :D

    • 19 Professor VJ Duke October 9, 2014 at 19:44

      *laughing* Well…what if it’s a fake one?

      • 20 lifeconfusions October 10, 2014 at 10:23

        That would make an interesting story then ! :P

      • 21 Professor VJ Duke October 10, 2014 at 14:13

        Well, it is, I fear.

  6. 22 Jackie October 8, 2014 at 15:31

    You look just like your emoticon! You also look a bit like Chuck Negron when he was younger. In case you don’t know who I mean he is one of the members of the band Three Dog Night.

    • 23 Professor VJ Duke October 9, 2014 at 12:48

      *laughs* I do like some stuff from Three Dog Night. Do I look like a professor do you think?

      • 24 Jackie October 9, 2014 at 16:17

        Oh yes- absolutely!!

      • 25 Professor VJ Duke October 9, 2014 at 19:46

        *bows* Thanks, Jackie!

  7. 26 Catherine October 8, 2014 at 00:46

    They’re all so great in different ways! I can’t decide!

    • 27 Professor VJ Duke October 8, 2014 at 12:42

      You could choose none of them.

      • 28 Catherine October 11, 2014 at 01:59

        Oh. I never thought about that! But what would happen if I chose none? I feel like I have to choose one…or all.

      • 29 Professor VJ Duke October 13, 2014 at 12:28

        *laughs* That’s a good point. I’m not sure what would happen if you chose none at all. Maybe…well…okay, then, you must choose one!

      • 30 Catherine October 14, 2014 at 04:54

        But it’s so hard… *looks pleadingly at the professor* Can I choose all?

      • 31 Professor VJ Duke October 14, 2014 at 12:13

        *laughs* When you look at me like that, I have no choice but to say, whatever you want, madam!

      • 32 Catherine October 17, 2014 at 04:09

        Haha you’re too kind :) I’m glad we’ve come to a sort of compromise.

      • 33 Professor VJ Duke October 18, 2014 at 19:00

        *bows* Warriors shouldn’t concede, dadblameit!

      • 34 Catherine October 18, 2014 at 23:13

        *laughing* I think it’s okay if we make an exception for this.

      • 35 Professor VJ Duke October 20, 2014 at 18:55

        Okay, then… *laughs*

  8. 36 Simply Skeptical October 7, 2014 at 23:28

    WOW! Mr. Alastair is not only a great artist but he captured the personality & image of you rather well Prof. It’s always how I pictured you (varied) it matches the real you on your Ripping Movie Reviews. Hmm. Did I say the “real” you? Is that even capturable? (Laughing)

    Sir you do realize that most of us cannot qualify as gentleman being of the female persuasion?

    • 37 Professor VJ Duke October 8, 2014 at 12:41

      The professor is timeless. I’m a particle. Every time I appear, tis different! But Mr. Savage did a wonderful job. I must needs make him chief artist of the PL–if he’s willing.

      Oh…what do you mean?

  9. 38 Sonya Solomonovich October 7, 2014 at 22:28

    The one at the top is probably my favorite: it has a lot of energy!

    • 39 Professor VJ Duke October 8, 2014 at 12:39

      It does, for sure! But…the beard if not gray, you know. Maybe I should paint it that way. But first I have to get one. How vexing.

  10. 40 icedmocha34 October 7, 2014 at 19:44

    I wasn’t expecting a mustache… :P Hat is very cool tho!

    • 41 Professor VJ Duke October 7, 2014 at 20:02

      Thank you! It’s fake. Did you know that? I hate putting it on.

      • 42 icedmocha34 October 7, 2014 at 20:04

        Fake mustache? My friends tried to make me wear one… I had to run away. They can be mean sometimes. :D

      • 43 Professor VJ Duke October 7, 2014 at 20:05

        Yeah…you gotta put on this glue thingy that stinks, and you get itchy. It’s rather cruel to do to a person. Huh?

      • 44 icedmocha34 October 7, 2014 at 20:07

        It’s an awful thing to do! My Papa had a beard, but they had to shave it for his heart surgery. I wonder if he’ll grow it back out for Christmas…? I need to ask. it looked awesome.

      • 45 Professor VJ Duke October 7, 2014 at 20:11

        It sure is! *nods and his hat falls off* And here I thought you hated facial hair…

      • 46 icedmocha34 October 7, 2014 at 20:12

        Well, only on guys I would date. My Papa looked amazing with it, but guys my age…not so much. *shivers*

      • 47 Professor VJ Duke October 8, 2014 at 12:37

        *laughs* Vin Diesel wouldn’t either.

      • 48 icedmocha34 October 8, 2014 at 20:03

        Ew, no. The bald thing works for him…and Bruce Willis. And my Uncle Bobby.

      • 49 Professor VJ Duke October 9, 2014 at 12:50

        *nods* It can be so confusing.

      • 50 icedmocha34 October 9, 2014 at 15:08

        Some people can pull off being bald, some can’t. It’s weird.

      • 51 Professor VJ Duke October 9, 2014 at 19:46

        *nods* I wonder if John Wayne could have. They made him wear a hairpiece, you know.

      • 52 icedmocha34 October 9, 2014 at 19:48

        Really? I’ve never really watching John Wayne tho…

      • 53 Professor VJ Duke October 9, 2014 at 19:49

        He has the best cowboy movies. I’m not sure why I do. My mom’s a big fan, I guess.

      • 54 icedmocha34 October 9, 2014 at 19:51

        Haha, my dad’s family is all cowboy rednecks, so they try to make me watch all the old westerns…I don’t really like any of them except for Wild Wild West. It was actually the first steampunk show, so yeah… :P

      • 55 Professor VJ Duke October 10, 2014 at 14:05

        What is steampunk, Em? I can’t wrap my mind around it.

      • 56 icedmocha34 October 10, 2014 at 14:41

        Steampunk takes place in the Victorian era, but is modern like today’s age. They had cameras and electricity and automatons. It’s not real, but just as awesome. :P

      • 57 Professor VJ Duke October 13, 2014 at 12:23

        Now that does sound cool. I wonder if they have marbles.

  11. 58 Dianette October 7, 2014 at 19:31

    I’ve told already… so much… too much?
    I’ll be silent. Here. Now… hushhh…

    • 59 Professor VJ Duke October 7, 2014 at 20:01

      But you must think one looks like the professor just a bit.

  12. 60 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister October 7, 2014 at 19:19

    *nodding and shaking her head* Alastair has done a great job of drawing you, professor. I cannot choose a favorite, but I can tell you what I like about all three. I enjoy the additional color used in the first. Green suits you and the top hat looks amazing in that photo, as well. The second one reminds me a bit of Slash, so I adore it. The third shows your heart ear, which is a wonder since I’ve never know anyone with
    a heart shaped ear, so enjoying that picture is a must as well. (Maybe Alastair found your heart!!) What I think is most note worthy is the fact that he was able to capture your eyes so perfectly…. *smiles* Okay, the first is my favorite…I love the way he drew your hat, Duke!!

    • 61 Professor VJ Duke October 7, 2014 at 19:59

      *laughing* That’s not a heart! It’s…it’s…it’s a bee or something! You don’t think it’s the professor, do you? I’m ancient and timeless. A shadow. Always different, you see.

      • 62 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister October 8, 2014 at 03:41

        It isn’t a bee, ’tis a heart ear and it is lovely. No, I am sure you look nothing like this really, but Alastair still draws fantastic pictures of strange little dudes.

      • 63 Professor VJ Duke October 8, 2014 at 12:44

        But you can’t be sure, can you? A heart ear…that can’t exist, dadblameit!

      • 64 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister October 8, 2014 at 13:07

        No, I can’t be sure, or maybe I can. Alastair just proved that it can, Duke.

      • 65 Professor VJ Duke October 9, 2014 at 12:41

        Maybe I’m earless!

      • 66 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister October 9, 2014 at 14:00

        I highly doubt it!

      • 67 Professor VJ Duke October 9, 2014 at 19:44

        Yeah, I’m not.

      • 68 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister October 9, 2014 at 21:53

        *laughing* Tis what I thought!

    • 69 Alastair Savage October 8, 2014 at 06:47

      Thanks, Audrey! The hat took ages!

      • 70 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister October 8, 2014 at 13:08

        I have no doubt!! Plus, Duke, wouldn’t sit still, I bet. You are very talented. *smiles*

  13. 71 Debbie October 7, 2014 at 18:29

    Well drawn, Alastair!! My vote goes to the first one. Something about it looks very professorish — maybe the white hair and mustache, certainly the “okay” hand sign. And I must say, what a fine mace you’re carrying — looks truly formidable! With that type of weapon, who needs a katana?!?

    • 72 Professor VJ Duke October 7, 2014 at 19:56

      It’s great, huh? Well…everyone needs a katana! But you do have a good point.

  14. 73 Susan P October 7, 2014 at 17:39

    I vote for the middle one. With the blue whatever.

    • 74 Professor VJ Duke October 7, 2014 at 19:51

      Accurate representation, do you think?

      • 75 Susan P October 7, 2014 at 20:49

        Absolutely it is. You have such a distinctive profile.

      • 76 Professor VJ Duke October 8, 2014 at 12:37

        Humph noodles. But you don’t know, for sure.

      • 77 Susan P October 8, 2014 at 12:47

        *rolls eyes*

      • 78 Professor VJ Duke October 8, 2014 at 12:47

        Well, you don’t!

      • 79 Susan P October 8, 2014 at 12:53

        I might, you know. Give me the benefit of the doubt.

      • 80 Professor VJ Duke October 9, 2014 at 12:39

        Not until you tell me a few things that are true about the professor…

      • 81 Susan P October 9, 2014 at 19:24

        I think that I’ve done quite well on that already, Sir.

      • 82 Professor VJ Duke October 9, 2014 at 19:47

        *shakes head* Can’t hear you–the sudden.

      • 83 Susan P October 9, 2014 at 20:08

        *picks the boulder out of his ear* Is that better?

      • 84 Professor VJ Duke October 10, 2014 at 14:06

        Yes…rats.

      • 85 Susan P October 11, 2014 at 00:17

        You have rats in the other ear? What?

      • 86 Professor VJ Duke October 13, 2014 at 12:26

        Humph noodles!

      • 87 Susan P October 13, 2014 at 13:44

        I’m confused.

  15. 88 FictionFan October 7, 2014 at 17:35

    The top one looks a bit glaikit, so I’m assuming it’s actually a picture of Mic. So I reckon the one with the blue shirt must be you. And by a process of elimination, the third one must therefore be Smiles Riot…

    • 89 Professor VJ Duke October 7, 2014 at 19:51

      Glakikit…I had to look that up! Can’t they all be me, though?

      • 90 FictionFan October 8, 2014 at 14:58

        Ok, if you prefer.

      • 91 Professor VJ Duke October 9, 2014 at 12:45

        Hmm…the direction if sorta confusing to me. Maybe they’re not me at all.

      • 92 FictionFan October 9, 2014 at 13:28

        We’ll never know…

      • 93 Professor VJ Duke October 9, 2014 at 19:42

        You will.

  16. 94 Alastair Savage October 7, 2014 at 17:24

    No one’s “thingy” could be as cool as yours Walt. So studious, so wise, so monocol-esque. It’s the cheeky Czechov look we’re all striving for!

    • 95 Professor VJ Duke October 7, 2014 at 19:50

      I was thinking the same thing. You know, I was quite happy with my gravatar until I saw Walt’s. Such class it has.

  17. 96 deepbluesandseafoamgreens October 7, 2014 at 16:52

    This is epic! Love the hat!

    • 97 Professor VJ Duke October 7, 2014 at 19:50

      Thank you! Now, do you suppose that’s what the professor looks like?

      • 98 deepbluesandseafoamgreens October 7, 2014 at 19:54

        Yes!

      • 99 Professor VJ Duke October 7, 2014 at 20:03

        Besides I need a sword on my back.

  18. 100 InfiniteZip October 7, 2014 at 15:53

    The top one, you are a rock star!!!!! Love the mustache!!! Very creative professor :)

    • 101 Professor VJ Duke October 7, 2014 at 19:49

      *bows* Thank you, Zippy! Do you think it’s a rather accurate professorish image?

      • 102 InfiniteZip October 8, 2014 at 09:55

        Of course, was the artist blind and taking creative liberty? Are you not rock starish?

      • 103 Professor VJ Duke October 8, 2014 at 12:46

        Well… *smiles proudly* What’s a rock star like?

      • 104 InfiniteZip October 8, 2014 at 13:01

        As awesome as a lunar eclipse of course, except brighter and shiny :)

      • 105 Professor VJ Duke October 9, 2014 at 12:41

        *smiles bigly* A red lunar eclipse?

      • 106 InfiniteZip October 9, 2014 at 13:02

        The day before reddish orange, the eclipse a faded kind of red….perfect actually, a rock star eclipse :)

      • 107 Professor VJ Duke October 9, 2014 at 19:40

        Nice! Too bad I missed it, Zippy. You didn’t photo it, did you?

      • 108 InfiniteZip October 10, 2014 at 09:20

        No, my camera does not take such lovely photos. But a lot of,people around the world did and I found the one most like what I was seeing :)

      • 109 Professor VJ Duke October 10, 2014 at 14:12

        That’s cool. I should have tried to capture it, I think.

      • 110 InfiniteZip October 10, 2014 at 15:59

        There’s always next year :) I shall remind you :)

      • 111 Professor VJ Duke October 13, 2014 at 12:23

        *bows* The professor is appreciative!

  19. 112 L. Marie October 7, 2014 at 15:50

    These are awesome!!! I love the expression in the first drawing (top). Like others I also am partial to the bottom let (blue shirt).

    • 113 Professor VJ Duke October 7, 2014 at 19:48

      My blue shirt is a nice color of blue, isn’t it?

  20. 114 Angeline M October 7, 2014 at 15:41

    I definitely like the one with the blue shirt, but I don’t suppose that is what you really look like, Professor VJ. Will you tell us which one you.most resemble? And just where did Mr. Savage see a real photo of you? Inquiring minds want to know.

    • 115 Alastair Savage October 7, 2014 at 17:22

      We never reveal our secrets Angeline. In fact, he looks like all three, but then isn’t everyone a different person from one day to the next?

      • 116 Professor VJ Duke October 7, 2014 at 19:50

        Aha! A fantastic point, Mr. Savage. Fantastic.

      • 117 Angeline M October 7, 2014 at 19:53

        Oh boy, you sound just like Professor VJ now.

      • 118 Professor VJ Duke October 7, 2014 at 20:03

        *laughing* Isn’t he great?

    • 119 Professor VJ Duke October 7, 2014 at 19:47

      Well, I found out, you see, that Mr. Savage was an awesome illustrator. In fact, he agreed to draw the professor. So, I sent him a picture. Now…what do you suppose the professor looks like?

      • 120 Angeline M October 7, 2014 at 19:56

        Like Daddy Salami’s brother

      • 121 Professor VJ Duke October 7, 2014 at 20:04

        You do have a point. But…but…you have seen me before, right?

      • 122 Angeline M October 7, 2014 at 20:06

        So I googled you and now I’m more confused than ever. Which one are you? No, imagination is better.

      • 123 Professor VJ Duke October 7, 2014 at 20:11

        I’m the one…on the movie ripios.

      • 124 Angeline M October 7, 2014 at 21:32

        There’s a high LOD going on here. I’ll just imagine you how I always have

      • 125 Professor VJ Duke October 8, 2014 at 12:39

        Yes, definitely. *nods* But how is that? I must say, I’m a bit worried, thinking on it.

  21. 126 Louise B. Leger October 7, 2014 at 15:14

    This is not at all what he looks like to me

    • 127 Professor VJ Duke October 7, 2014 at 19:47

      Hi, Louise! Well…what’s he look like to you? I’d love a description!

      • 128 Louise B. Leger October 8, 2014 at 03:12

        The mustache is correct but he also has a long beard. And his hair is not white, it’s brown. Wears a lot of tweed and has some Freud style glasses. I also imagine he’s got just a tad more age to his face than what is shewn here

      • 129 Professor VJ Duke October 8, 2014 at 12:44

        Aha! You do have a point about the tweed. Tweed coat, too?

      • 130 Louise B. Leger October 8, 2014 at 20:06

        yes

      • 131 Professor VJ Duke October 9, 2014 at 12:51

        Nice!

  22. 132 John W. Howell October 7, 2014 at 13:05

    Bottom left with the blue shirt. You can lose the scepter though. A more dignified cane with an interesting knob would be more to the professor’s personality

    • 133 Professor VJ Duke October 7, 2014 at 13:11

      Oh rats. Could it be a sword scepter? Or, should it just be a regular scepter?

      • 134 John W. Howell October 7, 2014 at 15:11

        I say you don’t need it.

      • 135 Professor VJ Duke October 7, 2014 at 19:46

        *nods* You do have a point. But, then, what’s to be done with the hands?

      • 136 John W. Howell October 8, 2014 at 12:17

        I suggested a cane with beautiful knob

      • 137 Professor VJ Duke October 8, 2014 at 12:46

        *nods* I do see that. A golden nob.

  23. 138 PorterGirl October 7, 2014 at 12:59

    Oooh! I like these. The one with the hat is my favourite. The one on the bottom right looks very cheeky indeed. I love the baton, a very useful item, I find. How wonderful to have portraits of the Professor to enjoy!

    • 139 Professor VJ Duke October 7, 2014 at 13:10

      *laughs* Yes! Don’t you suppose they do me justice? I mean, I’m always appearing differently, you see. Isn’t it a wonder?

      • 140 PorterGirl October 7, 2014 at 13:27

        You, Professor, are indeed a wonder. A great wonder of nature. I like the pictures immensley, they have cheered my day!

      • 141 Professor VJ Duke October 7, 2014 at 19:46

        Well, awesome! A great wonder of the world? *laughs*

  24. 142 Julie Harris October 7, 2014 at 12:35

    Love these drawings!! I like a combo of the blue shirt in bottom left, white hair from the top, and facial expression from bottom right.

    • 143 Professor VJ Duke October 7, 2014 at 13:10

      Good picks! I look mischievous in bottom right, don’t I?

  25. 144 sonmicloud October 7, 2014 at 12:28

    Bottom right has the most character, bottom left is the most engaging, kind of cute and a little cross eyed – the top one is enjoyable too….I’ll plump for bottom right as my favourite. Nice hat and cane, and the long hair sits well upon you sir *smiles*

    -sonmicloud

    • 145 Professor VJ Duke October 7, 2014 at 13:09

      *bows* Many thanks! Don’t I look timeless? Every time I appear, you see, I’m a bit different. But always funny looking. Keep the hair, then?

      • 146 sonmicloud October 7, 2014 at 13:15

        It’s a fine look I’d say, and yes, the hair makes you look all the more timeless, my vote is to keep it. *curtsies*

        – sonmicloud

      • 147 Professor VJ Duke October 7, 2014 at 19:44

        *bows* Well, many thanks, Sonmi. I’d say it’s professorish too. And quite horrid to look at.

      • 148 Susan P October 7, 2014 at 17:41

        timeless or clueless? You look like Gandalf.

      • 149 Professor VJ Duke October 7, 2014 at 19:51

        I do…really?

      • 150 Susan P October 7, 2014 at 20:49

        Yes, you do. It’s the hair, I believe.

      • 151 Professor VJ Duke October 8, 2014 at 12:38

        He’s old, though.

      • 152 Susan P October 8, 2014 at 12:47

        Ageless is how I would put it.

      • 153 Professor VJ Duke October 8, 2014 at 12:48

        *Nods* Which is unprecedented, huh?

      • 154 Susan P October 8, 2014 at 12:54

        I wouldn’t say that exactly. But rare. On yes, definitely rare. The way I like my steak rare.

      • 155 Professor VJ Duke October 9, 2014 at 12:40

        Red rare?

      • 156 Susan P October 9, 2014 at 12:48

        Still mooing.

      • 157 Professor VJ Duke October 9, 2014 at 12:52

        *cries out and holds ears*

      • 158 Susan P October 9, 2014 at 19:28

        Commencing to make noises like firecrackers.

      • 159 Professor VJ Duke October 9, 2014 at 19:49

        I’d like five, please.

      • 160 Susan P October 9, 2014 at 20:10

        Here-these are spicey.

  26. 161 Alastair Savage October 7, 2014 at 12:27

    You’re welcome sir. I’m still wondering what you look like myself, and I’ve seen a photo. I suspect that the stick conceals some sort of weapon, a sword stick perchance?

    • 162 Professor VJ Duke October 7, 2014 at 13:08

      They were really well done, Mr. Savage. I’m sure Walt will be proud. You did see a picture…do you suppose that isn’t the real professor?

      Yes! A sword cane. Cool, huh?

      • 163 Alastair Savage October 7, 2014 at 13:22

        There’s a wonderful Doctor Who from the 1970s where the doctor has a cane and when he swivels the knob on the top, he reveals a tiny bottle of whisky or brandy, which is a surprise because we all know that the doctor drinks ginger beer. I’ve never seen any canes like that on sale, not even in The Punchy Lands’ Cane and Knick-Knack Emporium.

      • 164 Professor VJ Duke October 7, 2014 at 19:45

        I’ve always wanted to go there! Was it big, the PLC&KKE? I bet it was. I do wish I could get a cane like that.

      • 165 walt walker October 7, 2014 at 16:02

        Now, I simply don’t know. I like them all a bunch, and more bunches. Do they look like you? Are you going to use one as your thingy?

      • 166 Professor VJ Duke October 7, 2014 at 19:49

        I’m not sure, Walt. Do they look like me? What say you?

      • 167 walt walker October 7, 2014 at 22:53

        They look like how you seem to look in the ripios which you say are not you but someone else. So they look like how you want to look, maybe? I’m confused.

      • 168 Professor VJ Duke October 8, 2014 at 12:40

        Yes, me too. You must understand, Mr. Walker, the professor likes to look how he is. In truth, that’s true. When we decided to come up with a picture for the professor, we were all vexed. Some suggested just a frog would do.

      • 169 walt walker October 7, 2014 at 18:11

        I would very much like such a cane. I don’t even need one. Well not for walking anyway.

      • 170 Professor VJ Duke October 7, 2014 at 19:52

        It would suit you, Walt. If you had your monocle on, too. And…do you have a hairpiece? I think I’d like one.


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