In truth, this is true: the professor has been having thinks about things.
For instance…I’ve been thinking, in particular, about this lovely place, here:
Now, you may agree with this professor. As soon as I saw this place, I had speaks with myself. I said, “This is a lovely place for the professor’s house.”
Which could be put here:
Lovely, don’t you think?
Here’s the top professorish reasons for moving there:
1. My house will be on a mountain. Nay, a snowy cold mountain. Any attackers will have the time of their life trying to breach the professorish fort.
2. It’s very cold. Which means Japanese Hornets can’t come around. (Or killer bees, for that matter.)
(Actually, I’d like to see a battle–a vicious one, mind you–between the Japanese Hornets and many Killer Bees.)
3. Plus, I could go sledding.
Good reasons, wouldn’t you say?