Fats Henry’s Power of Old by Nick Warren

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It is rumored that Fats Henry was, a very long time ago, exceedingly powerful. In those days, the general populous of the Punchy Lands was unaware of the Punchy influence about them, and Fats Henry drifted about on his island mysteriously using powers he now seems to lack.

One of the main witnesses of this is Manly-Man. Back before he became ‘manly’. He claims that not even the esteemed Mr. Magi would stand up to Fats Henry. That was how Manly-Man and Mr. Magi first met—they were running from Henry. Manly-Man claims that Henry was flying or floating through the air at them, while they pedaled away on some strange machine Mr. Magi has been known to use.

Personally, I believe that Fats Henry was using his blimp, but I’m not sure. The fact that Mr. Magi and Manly-Man were running from him shows that things were different then.

Now, as to what happened to this power and where it came from, I had to do some serious digging. Manly-Man wouldn’t tell me, and Mr. Magi forgot that this had ever happened. Henry’s once existent power is not a well-documented fact in the PL.

I actually believe they’ve [i.e. PL’ers] forgotten all about it.

So, since I couldn’t go to Mr. Magi for this bit of history, and Manly-Man wouldn’t tell me, both of my main historical witnesses were out of the question. I took the risk and went to the Punchy Cave.

I have to say, that Kirk and his brood did not receive me very well, but I was able to talk my way into an audience with the great Punchy Murdoch. Yes…Punchy Murdoch—who is a spitting image of Kirk with a beard. That’s a different story.

It took a while, but I managed to get some answers out of ‘Punchy Murdoch’, though it was convoluted. I can’t remember it in its entirety, because it was so weird, but what it boiled down to was: Fats Henry had gained his power from Punchy jewels. Jewels of power.

They are not well documented and many rumors surround them. No one knows much about or where they are, if they even exist. That’s another research topic for another time.

I asked Murdoch what happened to the jewels, and why Henry lost them.

He took out a knife that looks like Kirk’s dirk and began to plant it in the table. I took the hint and scrambed.

So, best guess of what happened to Fats Henry’s power: Kirk and the Punchies ganged up on him and took their jewels back.

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188 Responses to “Fats Henry’s Power of Old by Nick Warren”


  1. 1 erinkenobi2893 October 28, 2014 at 13:00

    Well, Fats Henry probably stole them in the first place, so… :-P

    • 2 Professor VJ Duke October 28, 2014 at 20:14

      And you’re right on! It’s cool how well you know the PL characters.

      • 3 erinkenobi2893 October 29, 2014 at 13:19

        :-P They are very unique. It’s not hard. :-)

      • 4 Professor VJ Duke October 29, 2014 at 13:41

        True. But you know their actions which is skillful.

      • 5 erinkenobi2893 October 30, 2014 at 00:21

        I’m a good judge of human character. :-P

      • 6 Professor VJ Duke October 30, 2014 at 13:24

        You sure are.

      • 7 erinkenobi2893 November 1, 2014 at 19:34

        X-P

  2. 8 Ms. Vee October 23, 2014 at 20:51

    Hi Professor, very enlightening. I need to become more familiar with the Punchy Land lingo! I like the quotes. Hope you well, and not getting into too much trouble. :)

    • 9 Professor VJ Duke October 24, 2014 at 15:57

      Hi Ms. Vee! I bet you’re coming along beautifully. Well, I’m always in trouble, you know.

      • 10 Ms. Vee October 24, 2014 at 16:05

        At least life is not boring! :) You keep the land alive. :)

      • 11 Professor VJ Duke October 26, 2014 at 19:02

        And professorish, you know.

      • 12 Ms. Vee October 26, 2014 at 19:14

        LOL. Yes I’m sure. :)

      • 13 Professor VJ Duke October 27, 2014 at 13:09

        *laughing and hands Ms. Vee his katana*

      • 14 Ms. Vee October 27, 2014 at 15:43

        LOL. Is katana aka gavel? I’m dismissed. Yay! :)

      • 15 Professor VJ Duke October 28, 2014 at 00:27

        *laughing* It’s a gavel with a sharp side to cut heads off with!

      • 16 Ms. Vee October 28, 2014 at 00:28

        OMG! You’re scary Professor! Yikes

      • 17 Professor VJ Duke October 28, 2014 at 00:32

        *smiles* Am I a warrior?

      • 18 Ms. Vee October 28, 2014 at 00:32

        Oh yes you are.

      • 19 Professor VJ Duke October 28, 2014 at 20:01

        *smiles proudly*

      • 20 Ms. Vee October 28, 2014 at 20:04

        I have to jump over there, and see what’s going on in Punchy Land. :) I’ve been posting eerie poems! Boo. :)

      • 21 Professor VJ Duke October 28, 2014 at 20:21

        Aha! I love eerie poems. Is it scary?

      • 22 Ms. Vee October 28, 2014 at 20:31

        I hope so. :)

      • 23 Professor VJ Duke October 29, 2014 at 13:26

        And it was a bit!

      • 24 Ms. Vee October 29, 2014 at 14:08

        Good. :)

      • 25 Professor VJ Duke October 29, 2014 at 20:44

        *nods*

      • 26 Ms. Vee October 29, 2014 at 20:57

        Don’t nod off to sleep. :)

      • 27 Professor VJ Duke October 29, 2014 at 21:01

        I shall try.

      • 28 Ms. Vee October 29, 2014 at 21:04

        LOL! I can picture you wearing round framed glasses and sleeping at your desk! A Professor indeed! :)

      • 29 Professor VJ Duke October 30, 2014 at 13:13

        *laughing* Red glasses, too.

      • 30 Ms. Vee October 30, 2014 at 13:16

        WOW! I love bright colors. Way to go Professor. :)

      • 31 Professor VJ Duke October 30, 2014 at 13:32

        *smiles proudly* Now what color for a scarf that is worn with a black coat?

      • 32 Ms. Vee October 30, 2014 at 13:36

        Red and black plaid. Chic! :)

      • 33 Professor VJ Duke October 30, 2014 at 22:00

        Yeah! Now that’s spicy.

      • 34 Ms. Vee October 30, 2014 at 22:48

        It sure is!

      • 35 Professor VJ Duke October 31, 2014 at 18:42

        Nice.

  3. 36 rolerrol October 22, 2014 at 20:26

    Everyone seems to know what you are talking about while in the meantime I am trying to figure it out….there seems to be a whole lot I have missed so I will need to investigate and find out more about the characters you have created and this very interesting world you have created!!!! 😀

    • 37 Professor VJ Duke October 24, 2014 at 15:53

      *laughs* I know! It may be like that at first. If you have any questions just ask. But I think you’ll begin to see within in time. It’s all dadblamery, you know.

      • 38 rolerrol October 24, 2014 at 15:56

        Okay…..If I have questions I will let you know! I am here to stay though…..

      • 39 Professor VJ Duke October 24, 2014 at 15:57

        *bows* I’m very happy that you’re here, too. Do you find it crazy?

      • 40 rolerrol October 25, 2014 at 07:11

        Crazy is good at times Professor. It is very unique and that’s a good thing!

      • 41 Professor VJ Duke October 26, 2014 at 19:10

        *bows and his hat falls off*

  4. 42 L. Marie October 20, 2014 at 17:26

    First of all, I can hardly believe there was a time when Manly-Man was not manly. Second, Fats Henry used to be powerful??? But not powerful enough to resist the taking back of the jewels.

    • 43 Professor VJ Duke October 20, 2014 at 19:05

      Well, I bet he’d debate that he was always manly…but you do have a point there. I think they were probably stolen in the night. You know, wait till the beast is snoring, and can’t hear, and then…nab them!

  5. 44 Catherine October 17, 2014 at 03:59

    So now the Punchies have the Punchy jewels? Or have they lost them?

    And I rather like the sound of “Kirk’s dirk”. Nice rhyming.

    • 45 Professor VJ Duke October 18, 2014 at 18:59

      They have probably lost them, Catherine. They’re not the most responsible, you know.

      Isn’t that special? It’s…a zinger!

      • 46 Catherine October 18, 2014 at 23:08

        Oh, dear. I do hope they don’t fall into the wrong hands, then!

        It is! If my name was Kirk, I’d have a dirk.

      • 47 Professor VJ Duke October 20, 2014 at 18:54

        Me too. That would be a riotous pity!

        *laughs* Me too. I think I want a dirk now, though!

      • 48 Catherine October 22, 2014 at 03:23

        Dirk is fun to say, besides! And a dirk would be a very useful letter opener.

      • 49 Professor VJ Duke October 22, 2014 at 19:30

        That’s a good point. Do you like licking envelopes? I don’t.

      • 50 Catherine October 28, 2014 at 03:18

        No! *laughing* I usually just wet a washcloth and use that! They always taste so bad.

      • 51 Professor VJ Duke October 28, 2014 at 20:05

        Aha! That’s brilliant. I must needs start doing it that way. It’s so yucketh the other way.

      • 52 Catherine October 30, 2014 at 14:08

        Thank you! *laughs* It actually took me a very long time to figure it out.

      • 53 Professor VJ Duke October 30, 2014 at 22:06

        And I would never have figured it out!

      • 54 Catherine November 1, 2014 at 20:24

        You might have if I hadn’t told you!

      • 55 Professor VJ Duke November 2, 2014 at 23:55

        Bet not!!!

      • 56 Catherine November 5, 2014 at 03:01

        It’s not that hard to figure out, professor! *laughing*

      • 57 Professor VJ Duke November 5, 2014 at 13:47

        I know! Proves I’m rather dull about such things.

      • 58 Catherine November 7, 2014 at 02:54

        Oh, professor. *shakes head sadly* You’re so hard on yourself!

      • 59 Professor VJ Duke November 7, 2014 at 19:58

        You have to be, when you lost a heart!

      • 60 Catherine November 9, 2014 at 23:38

        Oh dear! What happened?

      • 61 Professor VJ Duke November 11, 2014 at 13:13

        Well, the professor is a warrior, see. And once, long ago, during a battle, I lost my heart.

      • 62 Catherine November 16, 2014 at 23:47

        Oh no! Did it hurt? Was the professor okay?

      • 63 Professor VJ Duke November 18, 2014 at 17:07

        I think it did. It stung for a bit. Now I’m heartless. Which, I hear, makes one a better warrior.

      • 64 Catherine November 22, 2014 at 21:22

        I suppose, so…still, it is sad. Hearts are rather important!

      • 65 Professor VJ Duke November 24, 2014 at 13:31

        How should I get it back, Catherine?

      • 66 Catherine November 26, 2014 at 17:41

        I think that depends on how you lost it. if someone took it, you could ask them very nicely to give it back. Or it could still be on the battlefield, though I hope not!

      • 67 Professor VJ Duke November 26, 2014 at 20:42

        Well, some warrior from Greece took it. But do I want it back?

      • 68 Catherine November 30, 2014 at 00:41

        Greek warriors are pretty fierce. You might have a hard time.

        Why wouldn’t you?

      • 69 Professor VJ Duke November 30, 2014 at 20:00

        Well, if I don’t have a heart, I don’t have to worry about all sorts of romantic things and ties.

      • 70 Catherine December 2, 2014 at 04:48

        That’s true, but then again those aren’t so bad. (Well, I don’t know about ties. I’ve never had to wear one. Are they annoying?)

      • 71 Professor VJ Duke December 2, 2014 at 20:14

        Why aren’t they bad? (Yeah, I use to like them…but they’re tight…I feel like a frog when I wear one…)

      • 72 Catherine December 4, 2014 at 04:37

        If someone has to write a speech about you then they can say “he had a romantic heart and looked good in ties”. It would give them more things to talk about. (I’m very glad I don’t have to wear them, then!)

      • 73 Professor VJ Duke December 4, 2014 at 19:14

        But aren’t I heartless? Yeah…just too tight…

      • 74 Catherine December 6, 2014 at 23:58

        If you got your heart back from that Greek warrior, you wouldn’t be!

        I am feeling sorrier and sorrier for tie-wearers.

      • 75 Professor VJ Duke December 8, 2014 at 14:30

        I know! We mustn’t ever find it, Catherine!

        Would you like a tie? I’ll give you all mine.

      • 76 Catherine December 10, 2014 at 02:45

        If you insist…

        Thank you very much, but I think I’ll pass. I rather enjoy not having to wear ties!

      • 77 Professor VJ Duke December 10, 2014 at 15:25

        If you find it, you have to stab it, please.

        *laughs* Rats.

      • 78 Catherine December 13, 2014 at 16:39

        Stab it? But it’s already been stolen…why would it need to be stabbed?

      • 79 Professor VJ Duke December 13, 2014 at 18:13

        To kill it!

      • 80 Catherine December 16, 2014 at 21:55

        Ah, I see. (But I still don’t think it would be that bad if you got it back.)

      • 81 Professor VJ Duke December 17, 2014 at 14:55

        But wouldn’t all sorts of bad things happen if I got it back?

      • 82 Catherine December 22, 2014 at 03:52

        Well, people with hearts do tend to enjoy giving more presents to people (a giving spirit and all that) than people without hearts. If you don’t want to spend money, then maybe in that instance no heart is better.

      • 83 Professor VJ Duke December 23, 2014 at 19:00

        Ohhhhhhh…but I like giving gifts!

      • 84 Catherine December 25, 2014 at 14:54

        Well, then, I guess you’re nice even without a heart, and I don’t know what to do now! Maybe you don’t need one!

      • 85 Professor VJ Duke December 26, 2014 at 15:42

        That’s true. It just means the professor isn’t a romantic. But I’m not even sure what a romantic is…

      • 86 Catherine December 31, 2014 at 04:49

        I imagine them as always sighing. They’re people that sigh a lot.

      • 87 Professor VJ Duke January 1, 2015 at 20:39

        *laughs* Are you one?

      • 88 Catherine January 8, 2015 at 04:46

        Not really. At least, I don’t think so.

      • 89 Professor VJ Duke January 8, 2015 at 13:15

        I can’t remember the last time I sighed. Of course, I mightn’t remember either.

  6. 90 walt walker October 17, 2014 at 00:09

    I don’t understand this dirk business, but I think that might be best.

    • 91 Professor VJ Duke October 18, 2014 at 18:57

      Don’t you like dirks, Walt?

  7. 92 Sonya Solomonovich October 16, 2014 at 23:00

    It’s very hard to figure out the hierarchy of power sometimes. I always thought Manly Man and Daddy Salami were one of the most powerful people, but then there’s Zez and that fellow whose name I forget who likes to call DS Hubert. He also seems to have some strange power. I wonder if Fats Henry has other tricks up his sleeve now that the jewels are gone…

    • 93 Professor VJ Duke October 16, 2014 at 23:09

      Very good point! (That’s Drake.) Well, the hierarchy is always changing. But the Punchies are always close to the top. FH is too. I’m at the bottom, you know.

      • 94 Sonya Solomonovich October 17, 2014 at 00:52

        It surprises me that you’re at the bottom, professor! A ferocious warrior and all? You’re probably just being modest.

      • 95 Professor VJ Duke October 18, 2014 at 18:57

        *smiles* Well…I don’t know. I’m usually sweet, you know.

      • 96 Nicholas Warren--MPS staff member October 17, 2014 at 22:10

        At this point Manly-Man is pretty near the top. VJ may be a ferocious warrior, maybe. But his most powerful ability is that to confuse. :)

      • 97 Professor VJ Duke October 18, 2014 at 19:06

        Hey! Isn’t Fats ranked higher now?

  8. 98 Simply Skeptical October 16, 2014 at 22:22

    Oh…very interesting. So does that mean the Punchies are the ones with all the powers now? Of course, excluding Zez.

    • 99 Professor VJ Duke October 16, 2014 at 23:09

      Well, you know, SS, I bet they always had the powers. I’m not sure if Henry was more powerful than the PUnchies then, or not.

  9. 100 The Lite Rider October 16, 2014 at 21:30

    Your decudction sounds as reasonable as anything else. I would have beat a hasty exit from the Punchy Cave, too. I loved how Mr. Magi (who really *should* know about this) had forgotten it ever happened……

    • 101 Professor VJ Duke October 16, 2014 at 23:08

      Yes…do you suppose he just does that so he can’t be bothered by it anymore?

      • 102 The Lite Rider October 16, 2014 at 23:31

        I suppose that is a possibility! :)

      • 103 Professor VJ Duke October 18, 2014 at 18:56

        You know, LR, we should do something like that–when we want to forget, I mean.

  10. 104 Julie Harris October 16, 2014 at 20:07

    So Henry was able to fly? Those must be some powerful jewels.

    • 105 Professor VJ Duke October 16, 2014 at 23:05

      *Laughing lots* Maybe he wasn’t as fat then.

  11. 106 Debbie October 16, 2014 at 19:20

    Hmm, jewels of power. Sounds intriguing. Hard to picture Manly-Man running from anybody, though!

    • 107 Professor VJ Duke October 16, 2014 at 23:05

      It is, you’re right! Jewels of power…I bet they were pink. Awful, huh?

  12. 108 FictionFan October 16, 2014 at 14:03

    Jewels of power! I like that idea! I hope they’re red. Fats Henry floating is something of a wonder – you’d think the laws of gravity would have had something to say about that. You should have pulled Mr Murdoch’s beard – purely in the interests of scientific research, of course…

    Why do we have a picture of the Professor? We should have a picture of Nick…

    • 109 Professor VJ Duke October 16, 2014 at 23:02

      Red! Do you like red, FEF? *laughing* That’s a good point. I do think LP points it out all the time, you know. But…what if Murdoch planted his dirk in you for that?

      I know…maybe that’s Nick?

      • 110 FictionFan October 17, 2014 at 13:58

        I do! Especially in jewels! I shall have rubies in my crown when I become Queen! Oh, he wouldn’t – ‘cos it would be Nick who pulled it. *chuckles wickedly*

        Nah, that’s Mic! You can’t ALL look the same surely? *faints*

      • 111 Professor VJ Duke October 18, 2014 at 19:03

        So mean! And you have a red car. But not hair. Do you have a red Christmas tree?

        *takes out those salt things*

  13. 112 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister October 16, 2014 at 13:42

    Oh, and mesmerized by the fantastic drawing at the top!! First and foremost, of course! *sparkles*

    • 113 Professor VJ Duke October 16, 2014 at 22:59

      It’s ugly! I mean, the drawling is great.

      • 114 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister October 17, 2014 at 03:03

        It isn’t an ugly drawing at all, Rude creature who is pretending to be Duke.

      • 115 Professor VJ Duke October 18, 2014 at 18:57

        Am I at war within myself, do you thinK?

      • 116 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister October 18, 2014 at 19:30

        Yes, I believe you are, Sir.

      • 117 Professor VJ Duke October 20, 2014 at 18:52

        I think you’re right.

      • 118 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister October 20, 2014 at 19:57

        That could be a first.

      • 119 Professor VJ Duke October 21, 2014 at 14:28

        You’re right! I shouldn’t have said that. But, look! I just agreed with you again!

      • 120 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister October 21, 2014 at 19:27

        Somethings come over you, Duketh. Agreeing with me gets you nowhere, probably. I’ll just change my mind.

      • 121 Professor VJ Duke October 21, 2014 at 23:32

        Rats! I knew it. *thinks up a new strategy*

      • 122 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister October 22, 2014 at 02:36

        Oh, you’ve proven yourself quite argumentative tonight, Duke. *snarls* *shuts the door and shuts off the lights*

      • 123 Professor VJ Duke October 22, 2014 at 19:28

        Rats. Now I’m in the rain.

      • 124 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister October 22, 2014 at 20:28

        Considers throwing you an umbrella. *unlocks the door and turns on the porch light*

      • 125 Professor VJ Duke October 24, 2014 at 15:53

        *comes in*

      • 126 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister October 24, 2014 at 20:02

        *continues reading her book upside down*

      • 127 Professor VJ Duke October 26, 2014 at 19:07

        *laughs* You’re pretending your Chinese!

      • 128 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister October 27, 2014 at 02:32

        *tosses the book* I like to pretend! Chinese?

      • 129 Professor VJ Duke October 27, 2014 at 13:15

        Don’t they read backwards and upside-down?

      • 130 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister October 27, 2014 at 13:33

        I wouldn’t know…backwards, yes. Upside-down? If you say so…

      • 131 Professor VJ Duke October 28, 2014 at 00:24

        Well, I shouldn’t know. But I bet Mr. Warrior knows.

      • 132 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister October 28, 2014 at 12:50

        If you don’t know and I don’t know ..oh, you know. Don’t lie, Duke. I asked him and he says, “Yea, everyone knows that. My librarian told me.” *digs a hole for herself*

      • 133 Professor VJ Duke October 28, 2014 at 20:12

        Are you the librarian? *laughs*

      • 134 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister October 29, 2014 at 03:56

        No! But I just as well be since I’m constantly cleaning up his library, so that he can find his books.

      • 135 Professor VJ Duke October 29, 2014 at 13:37

        *laughs* Has he read Ben-Hur?

      • 136 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister October 29, 2014 at 19:45

        *gives you the toe tap for laughing* You’re not helping things. No, he hasn’t. Shall I suggest it?

      • 137 Professor VJ Duke October 29, 2014 at 20:59

        It’s long and tedious…and Ben-Hur has long arms.

      • 138 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister October 30, 2014 at 02:48

        Oh, well, don’t talk it up too much. Long arms are nice.

      • 139 Professor VJ Duke October 30, 2014 at 13:29

        *laughing* But…it’s full of history and lots to learn by reading it.

      • 140 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister October 30, 2014 at 20:11

        *hopes he makes up his mind soon* Yes or no, Duke. *stands in line at the bookstore*

      • 141 Professor VJ Duke October 30, 2014 at 22:17

        Oh crap. I’m like way too late, huh?

      • 142 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister October 31, 2014 at 04:09

        Yes…too late. You should have texted me. Cursing…

      • 143 Professor VJ Duke October 31, 2014 at 18:52

        How does one text? I never have.

      • 144 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister October 31, 2014 at 20:04

        Oh, shush! Whatever.

      • 145 Professor VJ Duke November 1, 2014 at 17:22

        Seriously!

  14. 146 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister October 16, 2014 at 13:41

    Jewels of Power? *laughing* Interesting story, Nick. Thanks for sharing it. I’m highly entertained by the idea of Fats having a blimp to cruise about in, and I’m rather envious. Second, what is Kirk’s dirk? I think it is quite alright that Mr. Magi was skeptical of Fats Henry in the beginning. Glad to hear the Punchys have their jewels again…Kirk is odd.

    • 147 Professor VJ Duke October 16, 2014 at 22:59

      Kirk’s dirk…it’s a knife…isn’t that what a dirk is? I think so. I know so. *professorish roar* You’d like a blimp?

      • 148 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister October 17, 2014 at 03:02

        Oh. I didn’t realize. I suppose I could have looked it up. Why are you roaring, Duke? Seems a blimp would be a fun way of traveling. Why, don’t you think so?

      • 149 Professor VJ Duke October 18, 2014 at 18:57

        I’m always roaring–for fun. A blimp…what about if it bursts in flames?

      • 150 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister October 18, 2014 at 19:28

        Maybe one should have an escape plan.

      • 151 Professor VJ Duke October 20, 2014 at 18:51

        Yeah, like a parachute, I suppose.

      • 152 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister October 20, 2014 at 19:56

        Seems to fit. Or a friend with a fast plane and no fear of jumping out quickly.

      • 153 Professor VJ Duke October 21, 2014 at 14:28

        That’d work too. Or maybe a stork.

      • 154 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister October 21, 2014 at 19:26

        How nice.

      • 155 Professor VJ Duke October 21, 2014 at 23:32

        Unless he bit.

      • 156 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister October 22, 2014 at 02:35

        Well does he?! Gesh, you’re in a rotten mood. You should sleep or something. :(

      • 157 Professor VJ Duke October 22, 2014 at 19:27

        Yes, I think he would. With his teeth. I could sleep for the next month, I think.

      • 158 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister October 22, 2014 at 20:26

        I don’t think he has teeth. *writes a doctor’s note* *throws a blanket and pillow on your head* *walks home wearing your hat*

      • 159 Professor VJ Duke October 24, 2014 at 15:52

        Now I wonder what the doctor has to do with it.

      • 160 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister October 24, 2014 at 20:01

        Well, its a note for the excuses you’ll have to make later…

      • 161 Professor VJ Duke October 26, 2014 at 19:06

        I never make excuse. Aren’t I an honest brute?

      • 162 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister October 27, 2014 at 02:30

        Meaning…you’ll be excused for being away, ya goof. You’re honest, yes.

      • 163 Professor VJ Duke October 27, 2014 at 13:15

        And horribly wicked, you know.

      • 164 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister October 27, 2014 at 13:32

        I do know. *throws an ax into a tree stump*

      • 165 Professor VJ Duke October 28, 2014 at 00:24

        Wow! Nice throw.

      • 166 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister October 28, 2014 at 12:47

        *grumbles* Thank you.

      • 167 Professor VJ Duke October 28, 2014 at 20:11

        Haha!

      • 168 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister October 29, 2014 at 03:54

        Find something? *smirk*

      • 169 Professor VJ Duke October 29, 2014 at 13:36

        Yes, a rolo in the grass.

      • 170 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister October 29, 2014 at 19:43

        *giggle* Hey, that was mine! I enjoy those…

      • 171 Professor VJ Duke October 29, 2014 at 20:58

        You must have dropped it.

      • 172 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister October 30, 2014 at 02:47

        *gives it to Charlie* I haven’t been eating candy bars, Duke.

      • 173 Professor VJ Duke October 30, 2014 at 13:28

        It will kill him, probably.

      • 174 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister October 30, 2014 at 20:09

        *four letter word* Wonders why you didn’t flick it away from him. Murderer.

      • 175 Professor VJ Duke October 30, 2014 at 22:17

        *shocked face* You sweared!

      • 176 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister October 31, 2014 at 04:08

        D.E.A.D. *triumphant* You killed our companion, Duke.

      • 177 Professor VJ Duke October 31, 2014 at 18:52

        He looks good in death, doesn’t he?

      • 178 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister October 31, 2014 at 20:04

        ……… (You were supposed to fix him. Write him alive again, Duke.)

      • 179 Professor VJ Duke November 1, 2014 at 17:22

        Won’t do it!

      • 180 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister November 3, 2014 at 00:23

        *gasp and faint*

      • 181 Professor VJ Duke November 3, 2014 at 15:35

        *laughs*

  15. 182 PorterGirl October 16, 2014 at 13:10

    Hello there, Nick I do hope you are well. This is an interesting and somewhat disturbing tale. The idea of Fats Henry being so powerful is quite troublesome. I wouldn’t blame Kirk and the Punchies if they did steal his jewels. But where can they be now? I hope they don’t fall into the wrong hands…

    • 183 Nicholas Warren--MPS staff member October 16, 2014 at 13:17

      Hey, I’m doing well and well enough. :) It is a somewhat disturbing tale. If I had to guess, the Punchies have the majority of the jewels stashed in their cave. Though, the Punchies are notoriously careless…

    • 184 Professor VJ Duke October 16, 2014 at 22:58

      I wish I had them, you know…

      • 185 PorterGirl October 17, 2014 at 07:19

        You should seek them out…

        They might be in a bank! We could rob it

      • 186 Professor VJ Duke October 18, 2014 at 19:02

        Yeah! And I’d give you half, and the Dean one.

      • 187 PorterGirl October 20, 2014 at 07:37

        Yeah! That sounds fair to me *thumbs up*

      • 188 Professor VJ Duke October 20, 2014 at 18:57

        *nods* Perfect.


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