What follows: Proverbs from V. Shnodgrate. (A PL Poet.)
I. When I think on life—take time to really inspect it—I decide that the details are the nicest parts.
II. The mind is beautiful in its own ugly way.
III. Everything happens on purpose—unless it’s an accident.
Now, PF, you know the rules. A favorite proverb must be picked. No slacking, or I’ll…roar.
Have an original proverb? Comment below and Shnodgrate might include it in next week’s issue!
by J. Freedwoppen
The New England Patriots crushed the Denver Broncos. Now, this is Punchy news since it happened there (i.e. in the PL), too. You see, some say the PL is a mirror of earth. But I don’ t believe it, because anything that would look in the mirror and see that ugly reflection would have cracked, ceasing to be a mirror.
DADDY SALAMI: Hey, Ruber, I want a turkey.
RUBER SALAMI: I haven’t seen on in ages, gosh.
DADDY SALAMI: Go find one.
RUBER SALAMI: Come on! I was going to practice boot throwing with me buds.
DADDY SALAMI: Do it some other time.
*door opens and Schwarz Tauptinker enters*
RUBER SALAMI: There’s your turkey.
DADDY SALAMI: Ugh! It’s diseased!
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[It does too count as one word.]
It’s a PL saying that indicates intelligence. For instance, Tommy Emmanuel has discriminating wit. Or something like that.