What follows: Proverbs from V. Shnodgrate. (A PL Poet.)
I. To begin, we must first ask the question: Why?
II. Trees grow tall, yet they don’t try.
III. To lie about in the dirt isn’t fun, but why won’t we get up?
Now, PF, you know the rules. A favorite proverb must be picked. Consider it like picking a favorite candy.
Have an original proverb? Comment below and Shnodgrate might include in next week’s issue!
by J. Freedwoppen
Sandra Salami—Daddy Salami’s adopted daughter—has disappeared.
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