About the Professor–Just Because

I do one of these posts every so often. And I’m not sure why. I could blame a few people, but I won’t.

That’d be rude.

Although, I have no problem being rude or mean–I’m heartless, you know. Sort of like this fellow:

jabba

You may have noticed that the PL is under construction. It is. And that’s all one can say about that.

The other interest is that the staff (and analysts–they’re always bothering me; help me) and this professor had a neatio (and scary) post planned for tomorrow. But… the video editor is acting out.

And that made this professor exceedingly vexed. (Mr. Alastair Savage did wonderful, I must say, with the professorish drawling.)

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So, depending on today’s progress, we might be able to post it tomorrow. Keep your fingers crossed, gentlemen!

And don’t forget to wear your halos this time of year. (Lady Cheetah has one for the professor, supposedly.)

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158 Responses to “About the Professor–Just Because”


  1. 1 erinkenobi2893 December 18, 2014 at 13:44

    I should probably change my avatar to something christmasy… ;-P I have a few pictures of Obi-Wan wearing a Santa hat, but Rosalie has forbidden me to use them… Lessee… maybe I can find a picture of the Avengers in Santa hats! Or Merlin. Merlin would work too. :-P

    • 2 Professor VJ Duke December 18, 2014 at 20:16

      No! Use Obi…I must needs see it!

      • 3 erinkenobi2893 December 19, 2014 at 01:38

        No! I don’t want to offend Nasriel! (I could perhaps put it on my Gravatar gallery, though…?)

      • 4 Professor VJ Duke December 19, 2014 at 15:42

        Yes, I think that’s possible…he’d look great.

      • 5 erinkenobi2893 December 20, 2014 at 16:03

        Or overly solemn… *coughcough*

      • 6 Professor VJ Duke December 21, 2014 at 23:02

        And…mean.

      • 7 erinkenobi2893 December 22, 2014 at 16:35

        No, just too serious. Poor kid. :-P

  2. 8 Simply Skeptical November 27, 2014 at 00:07

    He kinda looks like Chubba the Hut from Star Wars (the heartless fellow that is). Did I spell that right? Anyway, to which halo are you referring Professor? I’m concerned I’ve mis-placed mine. :-O

    Scary video as in haunted turkey? Can’t wait! I know a lot of folks find the turkey thing odd; perhaps a scary psycho turkey might catch their interest…

    • 9 Professor VJ Duke November 30, 2014 at 19:48

      Oh, you don’t have one! I think it’s Jabba. But then again, it doesn’t matter with SW spellings. No one cares muchly much about such things.

      Hmm…scary turkey? They all are!

  3. 10 The Lite Rider November 26, 2014 at 21:17

    Oh how fun! Professor, are you sure the first photo is not also of you?! ;-) And I don’t consider you mean. And only nicely rude!

    • 11 Professor VJ Duke November 30, 2014 at 19:42

      *laughing* Well…I bet that’s a relative! Nicely rude…that’s great! That’s such a nice description of me, I think.

  4. 12 Susan P November 26, 2014 at 19:56

    You just snuck in and ran today, eh? I’m waiting with bated breath…

    • 13 Professor VJ Duke November 26, 2014 at 20:48

      What are you waiting for?

      • 14 Susan P November 26, 2014 at 21:23

        For more information about it.

      • 15 Professor VJ Duke November 30, 2014 at 19:43

        Everything went of schedule because of ScreenFlow!

      • 16 Susan P November 30, 2014 at 21:01

        Have you shown it who is boss yet?

      • 17 Professor VJ Duke December 2, 2014 at 19:57

        Yes, I crashed it.

      • 18 Susan P December 2, 2014 at 20:24

        Ooo’ps/

      • 19 Professor VJ Duke December 3, 2014 at 15:39

        *nods sadly*

      • 20 Susan P December 3, 2014 at 18:37

        Canna be fixed?

      • 21 Professor VJ Duke December 4, 2014 at 18:57

        Not sure if it’s worth it.

      • 22 Susan P December 4, 2014 at 19:21

        Well…a perfessor has shown up! Let the PL rejoice.

        Sometimes you just have to Let It Go!

      • 23 Professor VJ Duke December 6, 2014 at 19:48

        *holds ears* Not that song!

      • 24 Susan P December 6, 2014 at 20:27

        *sings it louder*

      • 25 Professor VJ Duke December 8, 2014 at 14:26

        *dies*

      • 26 Susan P December 8, 2014 at 14:33

        Alas. I wonder how Harry Potter managed that resurrection scene?

      • 27 Professor VJ Duke December 8, 2014 at 14:47

        Did you read all the Potter books?

      • 28 Susan P December 8, 2014 at 14:52

        I did, actually. And I watched all of the movies. It’s been awhile, though.

      • 29 Professor VJ Duke December 8, 2014 at 20:56

        Did you like it?

      • 30 Susan P December 8, 2014 at 21:46

        Yes, I did. why?

      • 31 Professor VJ Duke December 9, 2014 at 21:27

        A lot?

      • 32 Susan P December 10, 2014 at 02:13

        Not all of them a lot. But the last one was awesome.

      • 33 Professor VJ Duke December 10, 2014 at 15:19

        *grumbles about the whole thing*

      • 34 Susan P December 10, 2014 at 17:02

        *Passes him a box of chocolate covered cherries* Feel better now?

      • 35 Professor VJ Duke December 10, 2014 at 20:50

        Oh yes! Thank you, Susan!

      • 36 Susan P December 10, 2014 at 23:00

        I love a happy ending.

      • 37 Professor VJ Duke December 11, 2014 at 19:09

        Me too.

  5. 38 Debbie November 26, 2014 at 18:50

    That is one nasty-looking frog. Or toad. I never can tell, probably because I don’t like hanging around them long enough to discern the differences.

    Professor, while some of us would love seeing your neatio post on Thanksgiving, I for one would certainly forgive you, should you choose to feast on bird instead of working. Just a thought!

    • 39 Professor VJ Duke November 26, 2014 at 20:48

      Have you ever picked one up?

      But you see, the bird asked me to be sweet to it. And I’ve been giving it thoughts. You know, I sorta forgot that it was Thanksgiving…that’s what happens when you’re professorish.

  6. 40 Louis from VA November 26, 2014 at 18:39

    Is that a toad? Or Jabba the Hutt?
    Good luck with the construction! That sort of thing can take a lot of time.
    Ugh… I feel your pain with the video editor. Hope that starts working like its supposed to.
    What are the halos for?

    • 41 Professor VJ Duke November 26, 2014 at 20:47

      I’m not sure! You tell me, my man. I’m sorta confused by it. But it looks vicious, doesn’t it?

      Many thanks! I know…do you edit vids?

      Well, it’s supposed to mean the professor is angelic. But I’m not. I’m a vicious warrior. It’s there to throw people off, you see.

      • 42 Louis from VA November 27, 2014 at 19:16

        His eyes do look kind of vicious, but he looks a little sluggish to be much danger.
        I do enjoy amateur filmmaking, but I don’t have a lot of time for it lately. I started a series of blog/vlog posts about my choir’s trip to Greece this summer, but only two posts have been written so far. I plan do get some more done over Christmas… What is your weapon of choice when it comes to video editing software?
        Hah, I see! A vicious warrior… we must see you and the toad face off in single combat!

      • 43 Professor VJ Duke November 30, 2014 at 19:57

        Good point! He doesn’t seem like much of a…threat. Fight him? *laughs* I couldn’t! I mean…he’d cry. Doesn’t he seem the sort of beast that’d cry?

        Definitely try to. I’m interested in your trip already! Greece would be cool. Well, I use ScreenFlow, but it just stalled a recent project ’cause it can’t handle to many HD clips. So now I’m thinking about Final Cut. How about you?

      • 44 Louis from VA December 4, 2014 at 00:48

        I dunno. :\ They never seem to cry when I hold them… (although they may emit another type of bodily fluid when you pick them up…)
        I will. Greece was cool! I wish we were still there. Well that’s not a good problem. :( I don’t see how you’d get around a restriction like that… Oooh, Final Cut. :D :D You’ll have to let me know what it’s like if you do… I use a program called PowerDirector, mostly because my dad bought it and it’s on the computer already, but it works for what I use it for. ;)

      • 45 Professor VJ Duke December 4, 2014 at 19:09

        *laughs* Yes, I know what you mean about that.

        Did you bring back some coins? Final Cut…it sounds cool, doesn’t it?

      • 46 Louis from VA December 11, 2014 at 03:35

        I did bring back some coins. Euros. The reverses have images particular to different countries. I did get a Greece one! And a France one…

      • 47 Professor VJ Duke December 11, 2014 at 19:17

        That’s so cool. I used to collect coins.

      • 48 Louis from VA December 18, 2014 at 03:56

        I used to too, and sort of still do, but I haven’t looked for any new ones of late. My favorite is a penny from 1858.

      • 49 Professor VJ Duke December 18, 2014 at 20:04

        Wow! That’s old. I’ll have to pull out my collection and take a pic for you.

      • 50 Louis from VA November 28, 2014 at 00:37

        Oh my goodness, and how could I forget: HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!! to you and your family. Thank you for being awesome. I’m glad to have met you. :)

      • 51 Professor VJ Duke November 30, 2014 at 19:57

        Happy Thanksgiving (belated, I know) to you and yours as well! I’m honored truly! The professor is very glad to have met you as well!!!

      • 52 Louis from VA December 4, 2014 at 00:49

        Thank you! :) :)

      • 53 Professor VJ Duke December 4, 2014 at 19:09

        *bows*

  7. 54 Nancy Loderick November 26, 2014 at 18:21

    Well Professor,

    We await with bated breath the next blog post! Never mind that tomorrow is Thanksgiving, the blog is more important.

    Will you be working on your blog that instead of eating turkey? :)

    Nancy

    • 55 Professor VJ Duke November 26, 2014 at 20:46

      I’ll probably be arranging a Nocturne for guitar, while my chefs prepare dinner. *happy professorish face* I’ve captured a lot of chefs during the wars, you know.

      • 56 Nancy Loderick November 26, 2014 at 21:07

        Hey Professor,

        Well, you should record the Nocturne for guitar and put it on your blog!

        As for capturing chefs, I hope you fed them!

        Nancy

      • 57 Professor VJ Duke November 30, 2014 at 19:42

        Yes, yes! I must transpose it, I think. Rats.

      • 58 Nancy Loderick December 1, 2014 at 22:23

        Oh no Professor,

        I hope this doesn’t mean that you will be feeding the captured chefs rats! :)

        Nancy

      • 59 Professor VJ Duke December 2, 2014 at 20:09

        *Laugh* I was thinking on it…shouldn’t I?

  8. 60 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister November 26, 2014 at 18:18

    I’ve decided to be hearless, too. Suits me.

    What a gorgeous toad. I think he’s winking at me. I have just the fish bowl for him.

    I keep forgetting to thank Alastair for such a nice photo of Slash. I am headed over to say hello. Lady Cheetah has a quite the gift. I hope it sticks!!

    Good luck with the renovation, Gentlemen. I look forward to seeing what you figure out. I’ll make sure to renovate myself, as well. Just popping online now to find something to erase my memories.

    • 61 Professor VJ Duke November 26, 2014 at 20:45

      It does not! However will you manage?

      Would you like to eat his legs?

      I look like Slash? *laughing lots* Lady needs to give me a halo, don’t you think?

      Now what is that supposed to mean, madam? *professorish stern eye*

      • 62 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister November 26, 2014 at 22:37

        Not a day… but in truth, it must be this way.

        Umm. You first! I wouldn’t dream of hurting him. He’s absolutely adorable.

        Well, sorta… *laughs* Yes, tell her I agree. A halo for Christmas tidings, indeed.

        Looking forward to seeing the new PL…the rest… Means what it means… (she says in a flippant tone.)

      • 63 Professor VJ Duke November 30, 2014 at 19:48

        And why must it be that way?

        *laughs* A frog? Adorable! Oh, dusts.

        Maybe the hat…but Slash was ugly.

        *laughing* So wickedly wicked!

      • 64 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister December 1, 2014 at 04:22

        Well, not sure….

        *stomps her foot* Hey! Just cause you don’t like chubby frongs…how mean.

        Yes, but who could see his face for all the beauty of his skill.

        *snarl*

      • 65 Professor VJ Duke December 2, 2014 at 20:01

        Chubby frogs…chubby on fly guts!

        I’ve never listened to him.

      • 66 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister December 3, 2014 at 03:57

        I don’t even know what that means! Fly guts…you’re disgusting! *covers her ears*

        No need to confess. I’ve listened to him plenty. Well…I once did.

      • 67 Professor VJ Duke December 3, 2014 at 15:45

        *laughs* Did you see that your Cheeseheads beat my Pats? *shocked face*

        You don’t anymore?

      • 68 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister December 3, 2014 at 22:08

        *takes a deep breath* Yes, I wasn’t going to mention it…. *tosses the confetti*

        Not as much…but he’s still just as good. I have his albums.

      • 69 Professor VJ Duke December 4, 2014 at 19:05

        You’re too nice…that’s the first thing I would have told you, had it been the other way around.

        All of them?

      • 70 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister December 5, 2014 at 02:53

        You’re not telling me anything I don’t already know about myself or you for that matter. I’m sweet and you’re wicked. I cry and you laugh. Tis how we do things around here, you see.

        No, not all of them. *hangs her head*

      • 71 Professor VJ Duke December 6, 2014 at 20:04

        That’s a good point. Wow…I’m too mean, huh?

        That’s fine. You shouldn’t have them all.

      • 72 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister December 7, 2014 at 04:51

        Yeah. But I deserve it.

        I think you’re correct. I should make room for new guitarists.

      • 73 Professor VJ Duke December 8, 2014 at 14:36

        No, you don’t. How can I change?

        Nah! Keep your favs…but I suppose being open to new guys isn’t too bad. I have my favs I keep!

      • 74 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister December 8, 2014 at 20:01

        I don’t believe you’re allowed to…something in the contract about you being forced to be mean to me, I think.

        New guys like you, Duke?

      • 75 Professor VJ Duke December 8, 2014 at 21:17

        Well, I’m only professorishly mean, which is better than meanly mean.

        Well, yes! *smiles bigly* You know, it’s funny. I never thought about it that way. But I suppose I am.

      • 76 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister December 9, 2014 at 03:00

        Yes, professorishly mean is fine, you see. I understand. I’m good about minding my Ps and Qs.

        *sparkles super brightly* Yea, you’re one of those now. The hounds will begin smelling you soon and you’ll be off with adoring fans. Smiles.

      • 77 Professor VJ Duke December 9, 2014 at 21:33

        I have to mind those, too.

        *laughs* That would be cool. We’ve got a Christmas vid on the way!

      • 78 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister December 9, 2014 at 21:53

        Not as much as I do, I bet.

        Cool! Can’t wait… *smiles*

      • 79 Professor VJ Duke December 10, 2014 at 15:06

        Oh yes I do!

        Me either!

      • 80 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister December 10, 2014 at 21:14

        I don’t believe you.

        Was the video fun to make?

      • 81 Professor VJ Duke December 11, 2014 at 19:04

        You should!

        It’s not made yet! *starts to panic* Trying to pull it together. But it’ll be great.

      • 82 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister December 11, 2014 at 22:38

        I shall try.

        I’m sure it will be! I have no doubts about your abilities.

      • 83 Professor VJ Duke December 13, 2014 at 18:04

        It’s so hard finding a place to shoot video.

      • 84 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister December 13, 2014 at 19:00

        I can help. Tell me what to do, please.

      • 85 Professor VJ Duke December 15, 2014 at 03:52

        Everyone is turning us down! And of course, I’m late in getting it shot. Might just have to do it in the family room. Do you suppose that’ll be okay?

      • 86 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister December 15, 2014 at 06:12

        Family room it is…just hang a wreath. Why would anyone turn you down? Did you forget to smile for them? I’ve yet to see your smile, so something tells me their denying you is your fault. *laughs*

      • 87 Professor VJ Duke December 15, 2014 at 21:04

        Well, we wanted to put it out by Friday…which is hard. The time element is vexing and cutting off options. We’ve just had the team makeover the room…we’re shooting tonight! (I can’t smile.)

      • 88 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister December 16, 2014 at 20:16

        Just show us the bloopers…I love your bloopers, you know! Hope filming went well, Duke. (Do it!)

      • 89 Professor VJ Duke December 17, 2014 at 14:51

        Over 50 shots! We’ll see…hope you like it.

      • 90 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister December 17, 2014 at 20:55

        You know I’ll like anything you do, because you surprise me no matter what…

      • 91 Professor VJ Duke December 18, 2014 at 03:32

        I think it’s going to surprise me! (Thanks, Audith. You’re great.)

      • 92 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister December 18, 2014 at 05:15

        Good. You like surprises.
        (Nawww)

      • 93 Professor VJ Duke December 18, 2014 at 20:07

        Yep you are!

      • 94 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister December 18, 2014 at 22:59

        Liar *smirk*

      • 95 Professor VJ Duke December 19, 2014 at 15:26

        *shakes head*

  9. 96 lifeconfusions November 26, 2014 at 17:22

    Fingers AND toes both are crossed…just in case ! ;)

    • 97 Professor VJ Duke November 26, 2014 at 20:40

      That’s perfect! Now…how long can you keep them that way?

      • 98 lifeconfusions November 28, 2014 at 15:16

        For as long as I’d need :D

      • 99 Professor VJ Duke November 30, 2014 at 19:58

        Cool! You have to teach me how!!!

  10. 100 Catherine November 26, 2014 at 17:13

    I do hope you can post tomorrow, professor!

    Also, how do you know that poor guy really is heartless? What if he’s not? (You might have offended him, then.)

    I really should go out and get a halo, then, because I don’t have one!

    • 101 Professor VJ Duke November 26, 2014 at 20:37

      Yes! Me too. But…I don’t know…*screams*

      Ooo…you do have a point. Maybe if you kiss him he’ll turn into a prince?

      Yes! You must get one. Would you like it pink or purple or black?

      • 102 Catherine November 30, 2014 at 00:39

        A prince? Oh my goodness, I hope so! (I’ve always wanted to meet a real live prince.) But maybe someone else can kiss him, and I can just meet him afterward.

        I think pink would be a nice colour for a halo!

      • 103 Professor VJ Duke November 30, 2014 at 19:58

        *laughing* But then the prince won’t marry you–which is a good thing, I’d say. Princes are scary.

        Not for me!

      • 104 Catherine December 2, 2014 at 04:35

        I think that depends on the prince. If he’s an evil prince, then I’m glad he’s not going to marry me.

        What colour halo does the professor have?

      • 105 Professor VJ Duke December 2, 2014 at 20:13

        That’s true. Evil princes have dragons, though…and that’s really cool…

        Red…is that acceptable?

      • 106 Catherine December 4, 2014 at 04:31

        Maybe I could make friends with the dragon and convince him to leave the prince and be my dragon instead.

        Of course! Red is a nice colour.

      • 107 Professor VJ Duke December 4, 2014 at 19:12

        I’m sure you could. All you’d have to do is offer the dragon tobacco. I hear they like it lots.

        Red is the best!

      • 108 Catherine December 6, 2014 at 23:55

        *laughs* Tobacco? How strange that a dragon should like tobacco. Are you sure?

      • 109 Professor VJ Duke December 8, 2014 at 14:28

        Aren’t they always smoking? Okay, that was a bad joke.

      • 110 Catherine December 10, 2014 at 02:43

        *laughing* So they are! (I think it was a very good joke. I laughed.)

      • 111 Professor VJ Duke December 10, 2014 at 15:24

        *laughs* Thanks, Catherine! You make me feel spicy.

      • 112 Catherine December 13, 2014 at 16:37

        I make you feel spicy? *laughs* I’ve never heard that before!

      • 113 Professor VJ Duke December 13, 2014 at 18:13

        The professor says all sorts of interesting things.

      • 114 Catherine December 16, 2014 at 21:53

        But that’s a good thing. Because that way they’re not boring!

      • 115 Professor VJ Duke December 17, 2014 at 14:55

        *smiles bigly* That’s true!

  11. 116 Lady Cheetah November 26, 2014 at 16:54

    Oi! You have convinced me to step up my halo game this year. Me thinks I will be off to a good start coming December 2014.

    Now if you are nice you might receive a present this Christmas.

    PS – need to see more ripping reviews
    :-)

    • 117 Professor VJ Duke November 26, 2014 at 20:35

      *laughs* Now, I am rather excited about that, for sure.

      Not those horrid shorts, is it? You know, those ones…

      Movies or books?

      • 118 Lady Cheetah November 26, 2014 at 20:53

        The movies were coolio. And yes I remember those shorts…..

      • 119 Professor VJ Duke November 30, 2014 at 19:41

        We should send them to Mr. R.

  12. 120 LadyPinkRose November 26, 2014 at 15:03

    Gosh darn and then some! I’ve just plain missed your vexing comments, Professor! You also missed my adventure which is like … what planet are you living on anyways? Hmmm …. Don’t answer that question. If you are in need of a halo, you can um borrow mine anytime, as long as you promise to give it back when I ask for it back. LOVE the drawing. It’s so YOU. Love, LadyP

    • 121 Professor VJ Duke November 26, 2014 at 20:32

      You have a halo?! You do not! I don’t believe it. Won’t believe it. I think I live in Yosemite.

      • 122 LadyPinkRose November 26, 2014 at 21:02

        I DO I DO I DO have a halo! It was given to me by St. Peter when I went to the Pearly Gates and was told I must come back to this dangblammet place! You live in the ocean, DUH! You keep getting mixed up! You are a shark the last I heard. *hurrumph*

      • 123 Professor VJ Duke November 30, 2014 at 19:41

        Wasn’t I a shrub?

      • 124 LadyPinkRose November 30, 2014 at 20:03

        Where on this Green Earth, I mean Blue, no that’s not right, I mean WHITE, have YOU been?

      • 125 Professor VJ Duke December 2, 2014 at 19:56

        Well…I’ve been caught in a snow drift. Did you come looking for me?

      • 126 LadyPinkRose December 2, 2014 at 20:58

        YOU in a snow drift? HA! I got YOU beat! I was buried in 7 feet of snow! And I am alive to tell you!

      • 127 Professor VJ Duke December 3, 2014 at 15:40

        You were????

      • 128 LadyPinkRose December 3, 2014 at 16:03

        Go to my blog and READ the story. I live in Lancaster, NY. We hit the world news. Does this ring a bell, Professor?

      • 129 Professor VJ Duke December 4, 2014 at 18:52

        I say, LadyP, you should move to the Bahamas.

      • 130 LadyPinkRose December 4, 2014 at 19:29

        *sighs* I wish! I’ve had enough snow to last me all my life!

      • 131 Professor VJ Duke December 6, 2014 at 19:50

        No you didn’t!

      • 132 LadyPinkRose December 6, 2014 at 19:59

        ??????????????????

      • 133 Professor VJ Duke December 6, 2014 at 20:09

        You love snow!

      • 134 LadyPinkRose December 6, 2014 at 23:15

        !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ?

      • 135 Professor VJ Duke December 8, 2014 at 14:28

        That’s very unbecoming of you, LadyP.

      • 136 LadyPinkRose December 8, 2014 at 18:17

        What is?

      • 137 Professor VJ Duke December 8, 2014 at 21:12

        That huge swear word.

      • 138 LadyPinkRose December 8, 2014 at 22:18

        No it is not! When did an exclamation point become a swear word? I really am confused now.

      • 139 Professor VJ Duke December 9, 2014 at 21:28

        Just all the sudden.

      • 140 LadyPinkRose December 10, 2014 at 15:11

        Oh. I see. Hmmmm …. That makes sense.

      • 141 Professor VJ Duke December 10, 2014 at 15:30

        *smiles proudly*

      • 142 LadyPinkRose December 10, 2014 at 17:07

        *giggles*

      • 143 Professor VJ Duke December 10, 2014 at 20:51

        That’s against the law–the sudden.

      • 144 LadyPinkRose December 10, 2014 at 21:09

        For sure! Absolutely! Gee, you are smart!

      • 145 Professor VJ Duke December 11, 2014 at 19:02

        Only a tiny bit.

      • 146 LadyPinkRose December 11, 2014 at 20:17

        OK.

  13. 147 Julie Harris November 26, 2014 at 14:49

    Looking forward to the new things you have planned…. Miss your ripping reviews, by the way!!

    • 148 Professor VJ Duke November 26, 2014 at 20:32

      The books or movies, madam?

  14. 149 FictionFan November 26, 2014 at 14:36

    He doesn’t look heartless – he looks chuckly! In fact, he looks not entirely unlike my lovely Woola!

    Well, don’t worry about the video for tomorrow. If you break my heart, I’m sure it’ll mend in time…and anyway you’re heartless, so you’ll be able to ignore my sobbing…

    I’m not at all sure that the Professor should have a halo – unless it’s a special one for wicked people. Are you sure those pics aren’t the wrong way round, by the way?

    I guess 103…

    • 150 Professor VJ Duke November 26, 2014 at 20:31

      But if you squeezed him, his guts would come out his mouth!

      All good points! But I did promise. Of course this would happen… *growls* Not the type of video you’re probably thinking on…

      Wrong way around? How’s that possible? I’m the wrong way around, I think. And you don’t think I deserve a halo?!

      Nah…but it was 10 years older than I am.

      • 151 FictionFan November 27, 2014 at 02:37

        Yucketh! Boys are horrid! I wouldn’t squeeze him anyway – you know tummy-tickling is more my style…

        Never mind – if you work all night I’m sure you’ll get it sorted *gazes at Prof with wide-eyed girlish confidence* Really? Now I’m even more intrigued…

        Perhaps it’s just your baseball cap that’s the wrong way round. Or your cargo pants. Well, no, you’re far, far too wicked… but wouldn’t being good all the time be dull anyway?

        Eh? The universal translator seems to be on the blink again…

      • 152 Professor VJ Duke November 30, 2014 at 19:52

        *laughs and shakes head* You said you wanted to squeeze him…

        *hangs head* Worked all weekend on the dadblame thing. Stupid dumb stupid video editor! *growls* I do apologize…too bad, too. I’ve probably lost that girlish confidence now.

        Cargo pants?! Madam, I never ever never put my cargo pants on backwards! Ever!!! Yes, I think so…you do have a point. Like BUS is good all the time.

        On the blink?

  15. 153 weggieboy November 26, 2014 at 14:33

    Everyone knows men who wear fine hats are more trustworthy than those who wear none! That helps explain the endless popularity of PL and the Prof!

    • 154 Professor VJ Duke November 26, 2014 at 20:30

      Aha! It all comes down to being trustworthy. And snappy and spicy. You must be a bit spicy.

  16. 155 PorterGirl November 26, 2014 at 14:28

    This all sounds most interesting, Professor. I do like the big green fellow, are you quite sure he is heartless? Because I want to pick him up and squeeze him gently.

    The video editor must behave, video editing is fun and a job to be savoured. Offer the video editor some tea and a muffin.

    I fear I have lost my halo (if I ever had one in the first place). I shall wear a nice hat instead.

    • 156 Professor VJ Duke November 26, 2014 at 20:29

      Well, I”m sure you can, but be careful not to crush him. His intestines might come out his mouth! Ew!

      I was thinking on burning it in the backyard. Maybe I’m doing things to warrior-ish?

      That’s a good thing to use to cover up the absence of a halo. I think I’ll wear a cowboy hat.

      • 157 PorterGirl November 27, 2014 at 08:27

        I will be sure to be careful with him. Intestines need to stay inside.

        Warrior-ish is good, especially in this chilly weather.

        I have a cowboy hat, it’s really nice. But if you are wearing one I might try a fedora for variety.

      • 158 Professor VJ Duke November 30, 2014 at 19:55

        Yes, they’re much better in there. Though, raptors don’t think so.

        Yes…it’s got warm here, though!

        A fedora…I agree! They’re so…on!


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