In truth, it’s true: the professor is a warrior.
And, of course, warriors are hunted–by spies, terrorists, evil scientists, marksmen, arrow-men, and knife-men.
That’s why the professor keeps a bunch of vicious hounds.
These two are the leaders of my vicious, protecting pack.
In truth, that’s probably true.
Now, I should admit something, I think:
I use these weapons on the field of battle regularly, even though I’m not on the field of battle regularly.