Moving In

So, this professor moved in…on the unknown city in the woods that had signs that said, “Keep Out, for Fear” pretty much everywhere.

(I’m rather proud of that long sentence, I think, you know.)

It’s this city:

fixed

I started out by strolling down the dirt path… When you decide to walk into a city that you’re not supposed to be in, just walk in–strolling, if you can. It makes people thing that you belong.

Of course, I didn’t get far.

The professor ran into a guard of sorts. He was carrying a rifle, and he was wearing odd goggles.

As I made my way up to him, I was debating if he could see me or not. (The googles were thick.)

“Halt,” he said.

Alas, he could see.

“Yo,” I said.

“Halt,” he repeated.

This time, I stopped walking.

“Yo?” the professor said again.

“Why are you acting as if I’m going to talk with you?” he asked. “I’m just stopping you from going in the city. That’s all.”

“Well,” this professor began, desperately looking for an angle to attack from–not physically, mind you. “What goes on in that city of yours?”

“This,” the guard said, “is the city-state of…” He stopped cold. “I’ve forgotten the name of the city. It’s quite new. But I guard it.”

“That’s an interest,” I admitted. “Who leads this city-state?”

“Amelia Franklin is our leader.”

If I had a heart, it would’ve stopped. (I’m heartless. Ever since the plains of Troy. I was a young warrior there.)

“Amelia…” I repeated, somewhat dazed I should admit.

“Yep. Now scurry off…before I shoot you.”

The bloke leveled his weapon at me.

And that’s when the professor acted.

I won’t bore you with the move, partly because I don’t remember it. These things just come natural to me.

But, ten seconds later, this professor was holding the gun, and the guard was out cold.

Now…to see what this city was about.

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144 Responses to “Moving In”


  1. 1 The Lite Rider January 22, 2015 at 21:12

    Ah, I see. About the rifle. Read the other one first.

    • 2 Professor VJ Duke January 23, 2015 at 02:44

      Yeah, I stole the rifle. I’m so spicy-mean. He didn’t know what he was about anyway.

      • 3 The Lite Rider January 24, 2015 at 19:07

        No, he didn’t. Btw, I’ve found the old WP notification link — hurray.

      • 4 Professor VJ Duke January 26, 2015 at 18:57

        Hurray indeed. I suppose you don’t really need to spank them now.

      • 5 The Lite Rider January 26, 2015 at 21:16

        No, but it is annoying. I’m glad I found a workaround!

      • 6 Professor VJ Duke January 28, 2015 at 01:42

        *nods* I’m glad as well!

  2. 7 Catherine January 22, 2015 at 02:17

    Amelia is the leader?! (And I suppose here is a time when being heartless is good. The results would have been tragic if you had had a heart.)

    Also, that WAS a rather nice long sentence.

    • 8 Professor VJ Duke January 23, 2015 at 02:32

      (Why would it be tragic?)

      It was? *face brightens*

      • 9 Catherine February 3, 2015 at 03:06

        Then it would have stopped! Which would have been tragic.

        Oh, yes! A masterpiece!

      • 10 Professor VJ Duke February 3, 2015 at 19:21

        Oh, I see. But nah!

        *smiles bigly and starts strutting about*

      • 11 Catherine February 6, 2015 at 04:15

        How not?

        Don’t get too full of yourself, now, professor.

      • 12 Professor VJ Duke February 7, 2015 at 04:05

        Well, hearts are useless, I hear.

        Quite right, quite right.

      • 13 Catherine February 9, 2015 at 03:28

        Well they do keep you alive, but since you’ve managed that without a heart, you may not need one.

      • 14 Professor VJ Duke February 9, 2015 at 22:36

        *smiles proudly* The professor is a rare beast, I admit.

      • 15 Catherine February 12, 2015 at 02:42

        *laughs* That’s very true! And you should be proud. I’ve never heard of anyone else living without a heart!

      • 16 Professor VJ Duke February 12, 2015 at 21:18

        Wow! I am proud the sudden!

      • 17 Catherine February 20, 2015 at 02:45

        I’m glad! *curtsies*

      • 18 Professor VJ Duke February 21, 2015 at 20:02

        *bows*

  3. 19 Simply Skeptical January 20, 2015 at 23:32

    Well Professor you’re swifter and mightier then I’d thought. So stealth like YOU can’t even remember your moves. Watch out though this may be a city of women who keep men captive to serve them. Sounds like Amelia’s type of city to me. (Laughing)

    • 20 Professor VJ Duke January 21, 2015 at 14:11

      *Laughs* Like the amazons! If that’s what they’re called. Oh well. What a wonder. How can they keep Hector captive? Impossible see.

  4. 21 Debbie January 20, 2015 at 20:43

    Only the lovely Amelia would head up a city-state whose chief guard can’t remember its name and allows his only weapon to be snatched from his grip by a strange professor (likely wearing a Pats hat!!)

    • 22 Professor VJ Duke January 20, 2015 at 21:24

      I was, Debbie! How’d you know? *smiles bigly* But are you sure Amelia is lovely? What’s she look like? Hey, I bet you know her!

      • 23 Debbie January 20, 2015 at 21:35

        I don’t know if she’s lovely or not. Audrey doesn’t seem to like her very much, and I trust Audrey. I was just trying to be nice to your … um, what exactly is Amelia to you anyway?? Friend? Or maybe something more? Whatever, just as long as she doesn’t cause you pain or harm. Then she’d see just how much everybody loves the professor!

      • 24 Professor VJ Duke January 21, 2015 at 14:07

        Aw! Well, that’s sweet of you for sure. But, you see, Amelia is an enemy! Not a friend. See, if her liver suddenly fell out, I wouldn’t mind, I think. It’s good to trust Audrey. At least, I think so, you know.

  5. 25 Lady Cheetah7 January 20, 2015 at 19:26

    Are we bringing out our Jack Ryan skills? Interesting Duke Old Boy. Never knew you had it in you.
    :-)

    • 26 Professor VJ Duke January 20, 2015 at 21:23

      I told you I was a warrior! Do you believe me now?

      • 27 Lady Cheetah7 January 20, 2015 at 23:49

        Yes sir!

      • 28 Professor VJ Duke January 21, 2015 at 14:12

        *does a Hector move*

  6. 29 SusanP January 20, 2015 at 18:09

    What a fine line! “If I had a heart, it would’ve stopped.” Maybe it was Amelia who stole your heart and will now restore it to you!

    • 30 Professor VJ Duke January 20, 2015 at 21:22

      Hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I lost my heart on the plains of Troy, remember. I bet Amelia is heartless…don’t you suppose?

      • 31 SusanP January 20, 2015 at 22:02

        More like she has a heart of steel.

      • 32 Professor VJ Duke January 21, 2015 at 14:07

        And I haven’t got one. I imagine a steel one is heavy.

      • 33 SusanP January 21, 2015 at 15:27

        Depends on how thin it is extruded.

      • 34 Professor VJ Duke January 21, 2015 at 21:35

        Good point. I’m so unknowledgeable about hearts.

      • 35 SusanP January 21, 2015 at 22:04

        Hearts can be precarious creatures.

      • 36 Professor VJ Duke January 23, 2015 at 02:18

        Do you have one? (So glad to hear about George.)

      • 37 SusanP January 23, 2015 at 10:33

        Unfortunately, I do have one. Thanks. He’s not terribly happy to be in the house.

      • 38 Professor VJ Duke January 26, 2015 at 18:19

        You should give him a spanking.

      • 39 SusanP January 26, 2015 at 19:15

        I won’t spank him. He’ll just have to deal with it. He still wants out.

      • 40 Professor VJ Duke January 28, 2015 at 01:41

        *shakes head* So, he was under the house?

      • 41 Susan P January 28, 2015 at 14:08

        The evidence points in that direction. Of course, when he cried a week ago, he was on the roof with all of the other cats because The Hounds of the Baskervilles had been paying nocturnal visits.

      • 42 Professor VJ Duke January 28, 2015 at 14:44

        He must like to romp with his gang sometimes, though it is wicked of him.

      • 43 Susan P January 28, 2015 at 15:52

        He thinks he’s missing something.

      • 44 Professor VJ Duke January 28, 2015 at 23:54

        You should put him out just so he can see what it’s like!

      • 45 Susan P January 29, 2015 at 02:50

        He was out. Once for a week in the summer and four nights recently.

      • 46 Professor VJ Duke January 29, 2015 at 21:35

        I know. But he still hasn’t learned his lesson.

      • 47 Susan P September 9, 2016 at 16:12

        If you bring up the Popsicle it would be quite perfect.

  7. 48 Nancy Loderick January 20, 2015 at 17:56

    Oh Professor,

    We are sitting on the edge of our seats, waiting to hear more about this mysterious city.

    I certainly hope you don’t get captured and thrown into jail for trespassing before you can post your next installment.

    Nancy

    • 49 Professor VJ Duke January 20, 2015 at 21:21

      I won’t! Don’t worry. Do you suppose I should fight violently or be stealthy?

      • 50 Nancy Loderick January 21, 2015 at 18:10

        Well Professor,

        Since I’m a peaceful person, I vote for stealth fighting. :)

        Nancy

      • 51 Professor VJ Duke January 21, 2015 at 21:44

        Stealth fighting is so fun too.

  8. 52 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister January 20, 2015 at 16:30

    There’s that brave warrior we all know! I’m picturing how you took him down right now and it was spectacular to watch. You showed him, Duketh. What kind of man forgets the city he’s protecting? Seems the gaurd had it coming.

    I knew it! Y’all, you and Amelia, are fated.. Go find her, Yo!

    • 53 Professor VJ Duke January 20, 2015 at 21:16

      *smiles proudly* I didn’t kill him. But I was close. Chin strikes can be deadly. Now, do I look like Hector a bit? I know. The guard must’ve been an idiot.

      Fated. Yes, I think I’m going to kill her.

      • 54 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister January 20, 2015 at 22:47

        This makes you better than Hector, actually. I’ll keep the chin blow advice close by my side. I bet it works on wild hogs, too. Maybe he was new to the village and hadn’t been given any information.

        Well, something tells me that by killing her you’ll have to have ear plugs for all the hooraying that will echo through the valley. The village is in a nice place. Maybe Amelia has good taste. I can’t think of one good reason not to build a nice village there, you know. Maybe after you kill her I’ll rebuild.

      • 55 Professor VJ Duke January 21, 2015 at 14:08

        Wild hogs? *laughs* I’m not sure about that one! Have you been beset by wild hogs recently?

        You want her to die! I knew it. You should build a castle there.

      • 56 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister January 21, 2015 at 21:33

        No, but wild hogs roam Texas in droves, you know. Sometimes hiking can be dicey.
        I want her alive, but busy swooning Fats, I think. He can handle her.. .

        A castle? There? Umm. No. A cabin! Yes!

      • 57 Professor VJ Duke January 21, 2015 at 21:47

        I didn’t know that! Goodness. Another reason for you to go armed!

        You like Fats, don’t you? He’s kinda cool.

        A cabin! I like that sound of that.

      • 58 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister January 22, 2015 at 03:56

        I admit, in Texas, I do fear the approaching noise as this will be the time the boars will attack me.

        Yeah, I like him. I think he’d be fun to hang out with and cook for once and a while. He is cool.

        Me, too. Cabins beat out a house any day of the week.

      • 59 Professor VJ Duke January 23, 2015 at 02:40

        Wild boars with tusks. Nothing scarier.

        What would you cook him?

        Dirt floors?

      • 60 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister January 23, 2015 at 05:39

        I know. We mustn’t think on it, Duke. I need my hikes.

        Not sure…steak, probably.

        Well, I’m not so sure, seems a bit too primitive. What do you think? I could rally…

      • 61 Professor VJ Duke January 26, 2015 at 18:16

        They’re important.

        That sounds tasty. And pizza.

        You’re right. Dirt is too primitive.

      • 62 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister January 27, 2015 at 00:28

        Pizza? What kind does he like?

        Seems like it would be hard to keep clean or in one place and the floor staying in one place is imperative for normal activity, I’d say.

      • 63 Professor VJ Duke January 28, 2015 at 01:51

        Probably steak pizza.

        That’s a very good point. Plus, imagine the worms.

      • 64 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister January 28, 2015 at 04:54

        Pfft. I thought Fats would have a better imagination than steak pizza… *laughs*

        You continue to gross me out. Tisn’t a mud floor. Gesh.

      • 65 Professor VJ Duke January 28, 2015 at 14:36

        I’m afraid he wouldn’t. Salmon pizza maybe? Ew…

        I said dirt floor, remember.

      • 66 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister January 28, 2015 at 21:20

        Yick! Would he eat that? Sounds disgusting. ..

        Yes, but worms need mud, right? Or I guess just the nice fat ones do.

      • 67 Professor VJ Duke January 29, 2015 at 00:05

        I know…that does sound disgusting. But he might. We can’t know–for sure.

        Worms need mud like the professor needs oranges.

      • 68 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister January 29, 2015 at 01:42

        He probably does, and someone finds it enduring, I’m sure.

        So you’re back to consuming oranges again in all forms, it seems.

      • 69 Professor VJ Duke January 29, 2015 at 21:30

        Well, we can’t be sure. Everyone might think it’s disgusting.

        Nah, it was just…a saying of sorts.

      • 70 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister January 30, 2015 at 06:03

        We’re circling again, Duke, and nobody likes a know-it-all. *smiles*

        I liked it.

      • 71 Professor VJ Duke January 30, 2015 at 21:21

        I’m a know nothing!

        *bows*

      • 72 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister January 31, 2015 at 03:00

        You know everything! I know this to be true. You have taught me tons.

      • 73 Professor VJ Duke February 1, 2015 at 19:43

        Me? Go long!

      • 74 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister February 1, 2015 at 20:50

        *sits* Duketh.. *frowning face* Tell me what is wrong.
        Go Pats!

      • 75 Professor VJ Duke February 2, 2015 at 22:27

        Weren’t the Pats awesome?! Well, nothing is…

      • 76 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister February 3, 2015 at 04:05

        It was a fun game to watch between being forced to chat with everyone I knew! *curls her lip* Brady is MVP. Shocker! I don’t really believe you…

      • 77 Professor VJ Duke February 3, 2015 at 19:23

        Was Mr. Warrior watching? I think you wanted to be by yourself! You don’t?

      • 78 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister February 3, 2015 at 22:27

        Oh yes, of course! He’s all knowing now, you see. Ready to coach at the drop of a hat. Pats hat, that is… Mr. Warrior Brady loves Tom Brady. By myself? Naw, maybe less people. You seem surprised.

      • 79 Professor VJ Duke February 4, 2015 at 21:19

        I am surprised!

        He’s a Pats fan? *does happy dance* He picked an awesome team.

      • 80 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister February 5, 2015 at 04:16

        He is a fan…he loves them third. Packers, Texans and Pats…but always a Brady fan first.

      • 81 Professor VJ Duke February 6, 2015 at 00:34

        I did not know that. Awesome. Why’s he like Brady? Because of the name?

      • 82 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister February 6, 2015 at 21:05

        Cause he’s the best player ever, he says…too many wins, I guess.

      • 83 Professor VJ Duke February 7, 2015 at 04:25

        Yeah! He’s right on. Lots of wins and stats. Mr. Warrior is awesome.

      • 84 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister February 7, 2015 at 15:53

        Tis, true. X 2

      • 85 Professor VJ Duke February 7, 2015 at 23:49

        *nods*

  9. 86 walt walker January 20, 2015 at 15:45

    Good Man! I knew you could do it!

    • 87 Professor VJ Duke January 20, 2015 at 21:13

      Aren’t my moves quite spectacular? *does it again just for Walt*

      • 88 walt walker January 21, 2015 at 01:45

        Woah! Take care to not give away your tricks to the Enemy. It is said that even the beasts of the wood have ears and eyes, and some have tongues! Now go forth and finish the fight. There is deviltry afoot in that peaceful vale. Of this I have no doubt.

      • 89 Professor VJ Duke January 21, 2015 at 14:13

        *laughs* Right you are! But I’m thinking you should be here. You know, two warriors with battleaxes instead of one. You know?

      • 90 walt walker January 21, 2015 at 15:13

        I don’t have moves like you. You’d have to teach me.

      • 91 Professor VJ Duke January 21, 2015 at 21:34

        Nonsense! You already said you were a warrior. Of course, you could be rusty.

      • 92 walt walker January 22, 2015 at 01:33

        Did I say that? I might have been out of sorts. Maybe I’m a warrior…without moves?

      • 93 Professor VJ Duke January 23, 2015 at 02:31

        A warrior without moves…well…huff-hum, Walt, you must have moves!

  10. 94 L. Marie January 20, 2015 at 15:12

    Ha! That’s the way to do it! Now go for the biggest house you can find. It’s probably the best place to live.

    If you find a TARDIS in the city, be sure to use it. It’s easy to operate. Just whack it a couple of times.

    • 95 Professor VJ Duke January 20, 2015 at 21:10

      The biggest house, right! I will do exactly that. Should I go in threw the window, though?

      Does a TARDIS transport you?

      • 96 L. Marie January 21, 2015 at 16:35

        By all means bust out a window.
        A TARDIS takes you through time and space.

      • 97 Professor VJ Duke January 21, 2015 at 21:39

        I must needs get me a Tardis!

  11. 98 FictionFan January 20, 2015 at 14:48

    I see! The desire to get to your Amelia must have boosted your already legendary warrior powers! Well, I hope you’ll both be very happy together in your new city… *flounces off in a tantrum*

    • 99 L. Marie January 20, 2015 at 15:09

      You totally made me laugh!

      • 100 FictionFan January 20, 2015 at 16:43

        Haha! Thank you – and I forgive you for laughing at my broken heart… *winks*

      • 101 Professor VJ Duke January 20, 2015 at 21:20

        Winks like Amelia does! Did you see that, Linda?

      • 102 FictionFan January 21, 2015 at 02:57

        Does not!!! I wink like Lauren Bacall, while she winks like… like… a drunken parrot! I bet you never tell HER she’s like a potato!!!

      • 103 Professor VJ Duke January 21, 2015 at 14:15

        I’ve never seen Lauren blink! *laughing* She’s not special enough to get such a professorish compliment!

      • 104 FictionFan January 21, 2015 at 17:38

        Awwww! See? That’s so sweet I’ve almost forgotten the original insult now, you smoothie…

      • 105 Professor VJ Duke January 21, 2015 at 21:41

        *smiles proudly* I wasn’t smooth on purpose, though…

      • 106 FictionFan January 22, 2015 at 00:28

        It’s just a natural talent…

      • 107 Professor VJ Duke January 23, 2015 at 02:25

        *smiles bigly big*

    • 108 Professor VJ Duke January 20, 2015 at 21:10

      *laughing lots just like Linda* Aren’t you just a tad curious what Amelia is up to? Just a bit? Think of her like…a target. And I’m like the spy. Or the bomb.

      • 109 FictionFan January 21, 2015 at 02:55

        I know exactly what she’s up to, the conniving little so-and-so! She has set a cunning Professor trap, and my C-W-W is just about to walk in to it! Dazzled by her charms, no doubt! Like Paris and Helen…

        Well, you deserve each other!! *spits, stamps, stomps and simmers*

      • 110 Professor VJ Duke January 21, 2015 at 14:14

        I haven’t even seen her yet! Paris and Helen?!!!!!! *rages for a while* I’m Hector! I’m not going in there because she’s there!

        But no flouncing as of yet.

      • 111 FictionFan January 21, 2015 at 17:35

        Well… I don’t like to gloat, but it would appear I was right! Straight into her mantrap! You fell for her fluttering eyelashes and now you must pay the price, Paris! *gloats*

        I was too exhausted – a girl can only flounce so often without cramp setting in, you know, you know…

      • 112 Professor VJ Duke January 21, 2015 at 21:41

        I admit…it was a trap. But I’ve got MM with me! And we’ve got a gun. It does surprise me how you know these things…Ajax!

        Well…I don’t believe you! I think you just forgot.

      • 113 FictionFan January 22, 2015 at 00:27

        But what use is MM unless there’s a bathtub handy? I’m not sure if I trust you guys with a gun. You should get Schwarzy over – he’d know what to do! (Was Ajax a goodie or a baddie? I tried googling – did you know there’s a computer program called Ajax. And a football team. And a town in Ontario…)

        OK, the truth is that I’m afraid to flounce off for fear that you’ll start flirting outrageously with Amelia again. So I’m just going to stay here and simmer instead…

      • 114 Professor VJ Duke January 23, 2015 at 02:25

        *laughs* You just keep ripping MM! I’m okay with a gun, dadblameit! Schwarz might be coming, in truth. (Well, Ajax was a Greek warrior on the fields of Troy. Either Hector killed him…or he died later.)

        You know, Audrey and I just agreed that professor’s don’t flirt. It only looks to be the case.

      • 115 FictionFan January 23, 2015 at 17:11

        Huh! I’m not scared of his muscles, you know! So does this mean you want to kill me again then…? *lip quivers*

        You mean, all these months I’ve flirting with you…and you haven’t been flirting back??? *wails and tears hair out*

      • 116 Professor VJ Duke January 26, 2015 at 18:54

        *shocked face* Everyone is scared of his muscles! No!!!!! I didn’t say that…

        Umm…you’ve been flirting with me?

      • 117 FictionFan January 26, 2015 at 22:40

        Pah! The bigger they come, the harder they fall. *relieved face*

        Good noodles! Two years nearly, and you haven’t noticed!! I must be losing my touch… *shakes head sadly and goes back to flirting school*

      • 118 Professor VJ Duke January 28, 2015 at 01:44

        That’s…true. That’s what the clones always say in Star Wars.

        *laughing* How wicked of you! I’m not even sure what it is. *refuses to know* Look a beetle.

      • 119 FictionFan January 28, 2015 at 10:50

        Dadblameit! I’ve given away my secret identity…

        *laughs* Poor C-W-W! These diversionary tactics won’t work, you know, you know…

      • 120 Professor VJ Duke January 28, 2015 at 14:39

        A clone. No, they’re all Asian men, actually. Maybe you were a commander! Or a Sith, like me.

        Rats! You sure?

      • 121 FictionFan January 28, 2015 at 23:27

        Perhaps I’m an Asian man though…

        Quite!

      • 122 Professor VJ Duke January 29, 2015 at 00:08

        No!!! Refuse to believe that.

        Rats. I’ll get it to work someday.

      • 123 FictionFan January 29, 2015 at 13:00

        *nods* Bet it was the ballgown that gave me away…

      • 124 Professor VJ Duke January 29, 2015 at 21:45

        It was. And the red tiara.

  12. 125 PorterGirl January 20, 2015 at 14:41

    Marvellous opening sentence, I agree Professor. Now, this city-state is certainly a wonder. I did like it that the guard couldn’t remember its name! But the city is run by Amelia! I think she secretly is most fond of the Professor but ladies can be a strange breed and she might have you locked up forever and ever, using you as a play-thing when the mood suits her. Proceed with caution, dear boy…

    • 126 Professor VJ Duke January 20, 2015 at 21:09

      Goodness! *gulps* Do you suppose she’s prepared a trap of sorts? *eyes boggle a bit* I wonder… You should come along, please. And bring Terry. And The Dean.

      • 127 PorterGirl January 21, 2015 at 20:31

        Loving the boggling eyes, very much! I very much think there might be a trap. Terry is packing his suitcase as we speak… we shall pick up The Dean on the way… Fear not, Professor!

      • 128 Professor VJ Duke January 21, 2015 at 21:45

        This is awesome. I wonder what the Dean would make of things in this city… *thinks on it*

      • 129 PorterGirl January 22, 2015 at 07:27

        He wouldn’t like being under arrest, I can tell you that! Send in Head Porter, he sees himself as a ladies’ man. He would try to charm them haha

      • 130 Professor VJ Duke January 23, 2015 at 02:43

        *laughing lots* Does he really think that? Poor bloke.

  13. 131 Julie Harris January 20, 2015 at 14:34

    Did you take the goggles as well?

    • 132 Professor VJ Duke January 20, 2015 at 21:08

      I didn’t! Humph. I did pass up an opportunity, I admit. I wonder what I would have seen. *thinks about going back to get them*

  14. 133 weggieboy January 20, 2015 at 13:53

    Slick! Of course, I would expect the Professor to come out on top.

    • 134 Professor VJ Duke January 20, 2015 at 21:07

      *smiles bigly* It was a tough fight for five seconds, though.

  15. 135 John W. Howell January 20, 2015 at 13:50

    YAY

    • 136 Professor VJ Duke January 20, 2015 at 21:07

      Of course you must be complimenting my move. *does it again for kicks and giggles*

      • 137 John W. Howell January 20, 2015 at 23:35

        Yes. Nice move

      • 138 Professor VJ Duke January 21, 2015 at 14:11

        It surprised me, you know.

  16. 139 masgautsen January 20, 2015 at 13:37

    Congratulations on your new home!

    • 140 Professor VJ Duke January 20, 2015 at 21:06

      Well…not sure if I should move in. I will however do a bit of spying!

      • 141 masgautsen January 21, 2015 at 12:12

        Spying is good. You need to make sure.

      • 142 Professor VJ Duke January 21, 2015 at 14:18

        Okay…I love spying too much. It will get me killed some day.

      • 143 masgautsen January 21, 2015 at 14:18

        I hope it won’t

      • 144 Professor VJ Duke January 21, 2015 at 21:34

        Me too! *gulps* That would be scary.


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11. Two and Five Gurgles
12. Rats and a Heifer
13. Two nods, a wink, and an astroid
14. A bit, bits, and little bits
15. Huff-Hum and a Roar
16. So many thanks, I can't begin to thank you
17. Ri-do-diculous


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