The professor Under Arrest

Now, this professor has been told (on a few occasions) that I was under arrest.

I actually have escaped from a few jails.

Life of a warrior, what can I say?

But to hear Amelia say it…was a different story. I was never told by a lady that I was under arrest.

Her statement alone would hold no credence. But Mr. Mark Malone was standing there presumably backing her up.

This was scary.

On the plus side, though, I had Manly-Man and Fats Henry with me.

That was good.

But the whole affair was full of dadblamery.

“You’re all under arrest…”

Amelia’s words hung in the air for a few, before Fats Henry roared:

“No one arrests me!”

“That’s cause he’s too big to put in a cell,” Manly-Man added.

Fats Henry glanced at Manly-Man, unsure whether to let that statement go or not.

He decided to.

“Under arrest for what?” this professor asked. After all, it was a good question. One must know what one is under arrest for, I think. That way, one can feel bad for one’s self.

Amelia smiled. “For trespassing.”

“Trespassing?!” Henry yelled.

“I’m afraid so,” Mark Malone cut in. “Didn’t you see the sign?”

Aha! This was the moment. Lie about the sign. See, if we say we didn’t see it, we could get out. That was this professor’s thinking.

But Manly-Man ruined the idea before I could open my mouth.

“I’s done knocked your sign down,” Manly-Man said. “And I isn’t sorry. Oh my.”

Mark Malone—and he’s always wearing a blue suit—pulled a gun from somewhere within his suit jacket. It was a fancy looking beast. Black, shiny, and somewhat quarrelsome about the edges.

A fine weapon.

On instinct, this professor pulled the katana from his back. (I saw a fellow who once blocked a bullet with a katana. Now was the time to hope it wasn’t a hoax.)

Manly-Man patted his tommy-gun. “You’s better put that away, Mark.”

Mark smiled and, surprisingly, did exactly what Manly-Man had said.

“You do know, Manly-Man,” he said, “I’m your biggest fan.”

Amelia shot him an angry glance.

“If you is,” Manly-Man said, “then I’s going to leave.”

“Me too!” Henry said.

And they both shoved their way past and were gone.

It was a very awkward moment.

Amelia smiled—and then Daddy Salami came in from behind me.

“Heha. What do we have here?”

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215 Responses to “The professor Under Arrest”


  1. 1 icedmocha34 February 5, 2015 at 20:42

    My favorite uncle is a cop, but instead of protecting me, he threatens to arrest me…or at least lock me in his squad car.

    • 2 Professor VJ Duke February 6, 2015 at 00:59

      *shocked face* Does he really? Is he serious?

      • 3 icedmocha34 February 6, 2015 at 01:03

        Sometimes… I can be really annoying in my fangirling. XD He got tired of hearing about Dr Who LOL

      • 4 Professor VJ Duke February 7, 2015 at 04:01

        *laughs* That’s funny.

  2. 5 Nancy Loderick February 2, 2015 at 20:10

    Oh my goodness Professor!

    Do your adventures ever end? I guess it’s a very good thing that they don’t because what would you write about then?

    Nancy

    • 6 Professor VJ Duke February 2, 2015 at 22:48

      That’s a good point. Perhaps beets?

  3. 7 erinkenobi2893 January 30, 2015 at 18:05

    That was a rather awkward arrest!

    • 8 Professor VJ Duke January 30, 2015 at 21:55

      Yes, wasn’t it? Not sure what to do about it.

      • 9 erinkenobi2893 January 31, 2015 at 13:18

        Ask them “whose property am I on?” in a confuzzled voice next time, and when they answer tell them you had no idea he owned property in this area. There is no easy response to that. Get them talking about celebrities, then walk away when they’re distracted. ;-P

      • 10 Professor VJ Duke February 1, 2015 at 19:49

        That’s rather good. People will always go on about celebrities. I’ll ask them about MM.

      • 11 erinkenobi2893 February 1, 2015 at 19:52

        Perfect! We have a plan here now.

      • 12 Professor VJ Duke February 2, 2015 at 22:24

        Nice. I love when plans get put together.

      • 13 erinkenobi2893 February 3, 2015 at 12:19

        Yeah, even if they don’t work exactly as planned. :-P

      • 14 Professor VJ Duke February 3, 2015 at 19:27

        *nods* True.

      • 15 erinkenobi2893 February 3, 2015 at 23:36

        X-D

  4. 16 The Lite Rider January 29, 2015 at 21:29

    It was definitely a wise decision for FH not to react — under the circumstances, yes?

    Good of MM to get everyone in trouble. I love that DS showed up at the end. Uh oh. And Amelia is out of control

    However. When one is under arrest, the gender of the arresting party makes no difference!

    • 17 Professor VJ Duke January 29, 2015 at 22:06

      I think so, yes. And you know, he rarely does the right thing.

      Amelia is! You should stampede her, please.

      That’s true, I guess…really?

  5. 18 Ms. Vee January 28, 2015 at 23:37

    So let me see..you were an escaped convict? More than once? LOL

    • 19 Professor VJ Duke January 29, 2015 at 00:09

      Yes…don’t you believe it?

      • 20 Ms. Vee January 29, 2015 at 00:12

        I sure as heck do! I’m proud of you. :)

      • 21 Professor VJ Duke January 29, 2015 at 00:13

        *laughs* The professor is a mean type of beast. The police are scared of me.

      • 22 Ms. Vee January 29, 2015 at 00:14

        Do you own the town, and have a lot of money?

      • 23 Professor VJ Duke January 29, 2015 at 21:29

        Shouldn’t they be professorish secrets?

      • 24 Ms. Vee January 30, 2015 at 00:57

        I swear to tell no one! I’m intrigued by your arrogance and power to have put fear in the townsmen.

      • 25 Professor VJ Duke January 30, 2015 at 21:19

        Well, the professor has yet to own the town. Should I get one, do you suppose?

      • 26 Ms. Vee January 30, 2015 at 21:53

        Yes of course. Just make sure it doean’t hinder your responsibilities.

      • 27 Professor VJ Duke January 30, 2015 at 21:55

        What are my responsibilities?

      • 28 Ms. Vee January 30, 2015 at 22:04

        You do many things in Punchy Land and I hope you haven’t forgotten me in the castle! You are taking me to the ball and protecting me.

      • 29 Professor VJ Duke February 1, 2015 at 19:38

        A ball! Goodness. Are you sure? They’re such scary affairs, you know.

      • 30 Ms. Vee February 1, 2015 at 19:52

        Yes I’m sure! You promised to protect me!

      • 31 Professor VJ Duke February 2, 2015 at 22:25

        Okay, then! *looks nervous*

      • 32 Ms. Vee February 2, 2015 at 22:55

        Thank you. When are you going to escort me to the ball? And soon after wen arrive you’ll see everything will be alright!

      • 33 Professor VJ Duke February 3, 2015 at 19:15

        Well, I’ll drop you off there. Balls are scary, ’cause there’s dancing.

      • 34 Ms. Vee February 3, 2015 at 19:21

        Oh no! You can’t get off that easy. I’ll lead you dancing and it will be so smooth no one will know! Anyway how can you protect me in case there’s trouble?

      • 35 Professor VJ Duke February 3, 2015 at 19:46

        Well…I’ll give you a katana?

      • 36 Ms. Vee February 3, 2015 at 19:47

        You are supposed to conceal that Professor!

      • 37 Professor VJ Duke February 3, 2015 at 19:49

        I know…but…balls are scary!

      • 38 Ms. Vee February 3, 2015 at 19:51

        You can handle it! Just smile and don’t make anymore enemies.😫

      • 39 Professor VJ Duke February 4, 2015 at 21:09

        I’ll have the punch!

      • 40 Ms. Vee February 4, 2015 at 21:23

        Okay, I’ll have a few spirits!

      • 41 Professor VJ Duke February 4, 2015 at 21:41

        Ghosts?!

      • 42 Ms. Vee February 4, 2015 at 21:52

        No, drinks professors. We are going to attend a ball.

      • 43 Professor VJ Duke February 6, 2015 at 00:25

        Will Cinderella be there?

      • 44 Ms. Vee February 6, 2015 at 01:41

        Yes she is attending. Does that please you! But she won’t be any similarities to the fairy tales.

      • 45 Professor VJ Duke February 7, 2015 at 04:02

        What sort of chap is she?

      • 46 Ms. Vee February 7, 2015 at 04:44

        She is eccentric and has many secrets to share with me. She can only tell a woman, but I can share with you. I’m pretty sure there’s a twist about to throw a wrench in our plans. And no…we’re still attending the ball!

      • 47 Professor VJ Duke February 7, 2015 at 23:40

        Ooo, what’s the twist? That sounds neatio. What are some of her best secrets?

      • 48 Ms. Vee February 8, 2015 at 00:07

        If she kisses aomeone that doesn’t truly love her, he will grow a huge mole on his lips? Gross!

      • 49 Professor VJ Duke February 9, 2015 at 01:16

        Oh no! *holds ears*

      • 50 Ms. Vee February 9, 2015 at 02:28

        Yes and there’s many more secrets to emerge!

      • 51 Professor VJ Duke February 9, 2015 at 22:31

        Well, and I do like secrets.

      • 52 Ms. Vee February 9, 2015 at 22:32

        Don’t we all? But some secrets are best left unspoken.

      • 53 Professor VJ Duke February 9, 2015 at 23:04

        No, dadblameit!

      • 54 Ms. Vee February 9, 2015 at 23:05

        No need to fret!

      • 55 Professor VJ Duke February 10, 2015 at 21:33

        I’m a guitarist, though. Okay, that was a bad joke, I admit.

      • 56 Ms. Vee February 10, 2015 at 21:35

        You are funny!

      • 57 Professor VJ Duke February 10, 2015 at 22:07

        Nah!

      • 58 Ms. Vee February 10, 2015 at 22:18

        Can you sing?

      • 59 Professor VJ Duke February 11, 2015 at 21:43

        Like a frog, I think.

      • 60 Ms. Vee February 11, 2015 at 21:53

        No! That wont work either. Are you tall? I hope so.

      • 61 Professor VJ Duke February 11, 2015 at 23:09

        Well, how tall do I have to be?

      • 62 Ms. Vee February 11, 2015 at 23:10

        Atleast 7 feet tall. LOL! Average height.

      • 63 Professor VJ Duke February 11, 2015 at 23:23

        *laughs* Oh dear. I’m way under that.

      • 64 Ms. Vee February 11, 2015 at 23:25

        Maybe you can go in disguise, and wear stilts.

      • 65 Professor VJ Duke February 12, 2015 at 21:15

        Can I wear a monocle too?

      • 66 Ms. Vee February 12, 2015 at 22:13

        Oh yes, I’d like that! That’s snappy.

      • 67 Professor VJ Duke February 13, 2015 at 19:19

        And quite spicy.

      • 68 Ms. Vee February 13, 2015 at 20:19

        Then it’s a go!

      • 69 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2015 at 18:10

        Nice!

      • 70 Ms. Vee February 14, 2015 at 18:57

        Agreed Professor!

      • 71 Professor VJ Duke February 16, 2015 at 13:40

        *bows*

      • 72 Ms. Vee February 16, 2015 at 13:43

        👗 curtsy🎻 let’s start dancing!🎻🎹

      • 73 Professor VJ Duke February 16, 2015 at 13:57

        Look at all those gadgets!

      • 74 Ms. Vee February 16, 2015 at 14:01

        I thought it might motivate you to shake your booty!!!!!😄

      • 75 Professor VJ Duke February 16, 2015 at 21:58

        Oh no, I can’t dance.

      • 76 Ms. Vee February 17, 2015 at 00:14

        Okay. I won’t insist anymore. I’ll do all the dancing.

      • 77 Professor VJ Duke February 17, 2015 at 20:55

        And I’ll play the drum!

      • 78 Ms. Vee February 17, 2015 at 21:16

        That sounds nice 🎼

      • 79 Professor VJ Duke February 17, 2015 at 21:30

        *keeps playing*

      • 80 Ms. Vee February 17, 2015 at 23:01

        Keep playing so you won’t miss a beat.

      • 81 Professor VJ Duke February 18, 2015 at 23:58

        *starts to sweat*

      • 82 Ms. Vee February 19, 2015 at 00:01

        Wipe the brow and keep it going! The party must have entertainment!

      • 83 Professor VJ Duke February 19, 2015 at 00:28

        But I’m getting tired!

      • 84 Ms. Vee February 19, 2015 at 00:29

        LOL! Take 5!

      • 85 Professor VJ Duke February 20, 2015 at 01:45

        *drinks so much water that he’s a camel*

      • 86 Ms. Vee February 20, 2015 at 01:47

        I love water! Please share. gulp, gulp

      • 87 Ms. Vee February 9, 2015 at 16:22

        LOL! You must listen to what I tell you… and remember.

      • 88 Professor VJ Duke February 9, 2015 at 22:55

        Remember? Won’t do it!

      • 89 Ms. Vee February 9, 2015 at 22:58

        She is really a warrior! She pretends to be helpless, and frail, but it’s a test.

      • 90 Professor VJ Duke February 9, 2015 at 23:05

        What should be done with her?

      • 91 Ms. Vee February 9, 2015 at 23:07

        When we attend the ball. You should impress her. Promise to keep her safe, and dance with her a few times.

      • 92 Professor VJ Duke February 10, 2015 at 21:33

        But I don’t dance. I have two left feet, see.

      • 93 Ms. Vee February 10, 2015 at 21:37

        You must charm her Professor. You’ll have to dance just don’t step on her feet. We must gain her trust to learn the secrets! It’s imperative!

      • 94 Professor VJ Duke February 10, 2015 at 22:07

        Could you maybe please dance with her?

      • 95 Ms. Vee February 10, 2015 at 22:17

        I can’t dance with her! You must do it! What would the towns people think? You said they fear you.

      • 96 Professor VJ Duke February 11, 2015 at 21:42

        Yes…and if they see me dancing, they probably won’t fear me anymore!

      • 97 Ms. Vee February 11, 2015 at 21:52

        Well we have to come up with another idea.

      • 98 Professor VJ Duke February 11, 2015 at 23:07

        A more wicked one!

      • 99 Ms. Vee February 11, 2015 at 23:09

        I suppose so!

      • 100 Professor VJ Duke February 11, 2015 at 23:23

        Nice!

      • 101 Professor VJ Duke February 20, 2015 at 02:37

        Sure!

  6. 102 L. Marie January 28, 2015 at 22:57

    I was never more proud of you than when you whipped out the katana. Never. Manothunder! And I’m glad to see that others appreciate Manly-Man’s manliness. Now I wonder what DS will do. And where is Sandra????

    • 103 Professor VJ Duke January 29, 2015 at 00:07

      *smiles bigly* Oh gee thanks! Sandra! That’s a good point. I do hope DS brought her with him. Do you suppose DS will ruin things?

  7. 104 Louis from VA January 28, 2015 at 21:51

    Another cliffhanger! (Sort of…) You didn’t go with them?
    Daddy Salami… oh boy. *reaches for more popcorn*

    • 105 Professor VJ Duke January 29, 2015 at 00:05

      I didn’t! I still want to get to the bottom of this! Maybe I’m being too brave.

  8. 106 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister January 28, 2015 at 21:13

    Amelia is dead to me, if there was ever a thought that I could back her up it is officially gone, Duketh. Something tells me Malone may not be 100% on board with your being arrested.

    Are Fats and MM busy getting into their places so they can save the day, because this may be the only excuse I’d take for their leaving you…

    DS better cut out Amelia’s tongue. *smirk*

    • 107 Professor VJ Duke January 29, 2015 at 00:01

      Finally! You see how wicked she is! I’m glad you know. I’m not sure what Malone is up to, to be honest. But I don’t trust him.

      I know!!! What do you make of that hasty retreat?

      Yes! With…a spoon!

      • 108 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister January 29, 2015 at 02:02

        Yeah, she seems horrid, for sure. Something tells me that your mob of women will make sure she dies soon enough. If you don’t trust Malone, then I won’t either. Plus, he’s doing you a favor by standing near her for you.

        I was hoping it meant that the boys were hiding outside and getting ready to defend their buddy, but maybe they decided to grab chicken wings instead.

        A spoon? Tis one way, I suppose.

      • 109 Professor VJ Duke January 29, 2015 at 21:34

        Now how is that a favor?

        *laughs* You do have a point. People will do anything for food, you know.

        They’re duller, so it hurts more!

      • 110 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister January 30, 2015 at 06:19

        Well, if Malone wasn’t standing beside her then you would have to, right? So he’s doing you a favor.

        Yes, people never turn down a plate. I may or may not have made a plate full off cookies for my meeting tonight, which came home empty!

        I have no doubt! Plus, everyone knows how to use a spoon. So….a win win, as they say.

      • 111 Professor VJ Duke January 30, 2015 at 21:25

        Oh, I see. I think you should ask Mark to tea.

        Well did you or didn’t you?! That sounds cool. Bet you made peanut cookies!

        Plus, spoons are cool.

      • 112 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister January 31, 2015 at 02:54

        Why should I have tea with Mark? You’re trying to get rid of me. *walks into the forest*

        I did! Chocolate chip *sniffs the air*

        Yeah, I think so, too.

      • 113 Professor VJ Duke February 1, 2015 at 19:41

        There’s bears in there! *warning*

        Nice! They’re great.

      • 114 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister February 1, 2015 at 20:44

        *flashes her ka bar* I’ll be fine.

      • 115 Professor VJ Duke February 2, 2015 at 22:25

        *shocked and proud face* Wow! I’m impressed.

      • 116 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister February 3, 2015 at 04:00

        *sparkles and sways* Thanks!

      • 117 Professor VJ Duke February 3, 2015 at 19:21

        And sways! Wow.

      • 118 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister February 3, 2015 at 22:21

        *laughs and laughs a lot* Starts singing the trolls song, too.

      • 119 Professor VJ Duke February 4, 2015 at 21:16

        *listens intently*

      • 120 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister February 5, 2015 at 04:11

        *still sings more* Tis a long song, you see.

      • 121 Professor VJ Duke February 6, 2015 at 00:33

        *listens intently* That’s fine.

      • 122 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister February 6, 2015 at 21:02

        *laughs lots* Now, I’ve lost my place. *begins again*

      • 123 Professor VJ Duke February 7, 2015 at 04:24

        *keeps on listening*

      • 124 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister February 7, 2015 at 15:51

        *tries yodeling a bit of it*

      • 125 Professor VJ Duke February 7, 2015 at 23:47

        *watches for an avalanche*

      • 126 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister February 8, 2015 at 02:16

        *stops singing* *claps loudly*

      • 127 Professor VJ Duke February 9, 2015 at 01:20

        Whatever for?

      • 128 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister February 9, 2015 at 04:02

        I was attempting to help the snow along, Duke.

      • 129 Professor VJ Duke February 9, 2015 at 22:39

        You know, it just all melted over here, and I’m happy. Time for spring!

      • 130 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister February 10, 2015 at 04:38

        Agreed. But tis humid here already.

      • 131 Professor VJ Duke February 10, 2015 at 21:40

        See, I can’t stand humidity.

      • 132 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister February 11, 2015 at 02:35

        Me either *starts packing away sweaters*

      • 133 Professor VJ Duke February 11, 2015 at 21:46

        It’s not humid here. You should come.

      • 134 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister February 11, 2015 at 22:30

        I’ve never been there. You get to enjoy the cool a little longer.

      • 135 Professor VJ Duke February 11, 2015 at 23:16

        I’m ready for some heat, though!

      • 136 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister February 12, 2015 at 03:59

        It won’t be long.

      • 137 Professor VJ Duke February 12, 2015 at 21:23

        A few months!

      • 138 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister February 13, 2015 at 04:28

        *becomes nervous* Never fear, spring is here, somewhere…

      • 139 Professor VJ Duke February 13, 2015 at 19:22

        Somewhere hiding, dadblameit!

      • 140 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister February 13, 2015 at 23:02

        Well well well…

      • 141 Professor VJ Duke February 14, 2015 at 18:12

        Well welly indeed!

      • 142 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister February 14, 2015 at 22:07

        *sticks her tongue out at you*

  9. 143 Angeline M January 28, 2015 at 17:10

    *clapping my hands with glee*……….DS to save the day. Yes!

    • 144 Professor VJ Duke January 28, 2015 at 23:58

      DS has come! Just like you wanted. He’s such a beastly thing.

  10. 145 desertdweller29 January 28, 2015 at 16:40

    I suppose this is the only way Amelia can get your attention, Professor. You can’t blame a girl for trying! And, by the way, what have you ended with? Daddy Salami has asked a very good question . . . What DO we have here? Did Amelia forgive your trespasses?

    • 146 Professor VJ Duke January 28, 2015 at 23:57

      I’m not sure! Do you think she’s chasing me? I do hope not. I think I just happened to fall upon her town. She wasn’t chasing me, was she? Was she?

      • 147 desertdweller29 January 29, 2015 at 02:58

        I do believe Amelia has her sights on you. My advice? You mustn’t play guitar within earshot of her if you do not wish her company. And, of course, do not cross county lines. I think she fancies herself an Annie Oakley type . . .

      • 148 Professor VJ Duke January 29, 2015 at 21:37

        *gulps* You do have a very good point. Not worth killing her, is it?

  11. 149 InfiniteZip January 28, 2015 at 16:40

    I knew you were a warrior!!!

    • 150 Professor VJ Duke January 28, 2015 at 23:57

      I am! Am I scary, too?

      • 151 InfiniteZip January 29, 2015 at 12:04

        Scary in a good warrior sort of way I suppose.

      • 152 Professor VJ Duke January 29, 2015 at 21:43

        That’s the spirit, Zippy! I need to borrow your stallion, too.

      • 153 InfiniteZip January 30, 2015 at 11:47

        hmmm…he may throw you off though, are you an equestrian? He can be pretty powerful.

      • 154 Professor VJ Duke January 30, 2015 at 21:27

        No, I fear not. I’ve never rode….

  12. 155 Susan P January 28, 2015 at 16:24

    I was confounded when Amelia showed up. Warts and Popcorn! I loved this part: “Black, shiny, and somewhat quarrelsome about the edges.”

    • 156 walt walker January 28, 2015 at 16:41

      I too love the line about the gun being quarelsome about the edges. It made me LOL. And things never make me LOL. I hate funny things.

      • 157 Susan P January 28, 2015 at 19:05

        Right then.

      • 158 Professor VJ Duke January 28, 2015 at 23:58

        Now, Walt, you do know–I hope you do–that there is absolutely nothing funny about this episode! Why, this professor’s life is in danger!

      • 159 walt walker January 29, 2015 at 00:14

        I’ve acquired a new suit that I think could help in securing your freedom. Would you like to see it?

      • 160 Professor VJ Duke January 29, 2015 at 21:29

        I would yes. Right now, as a matter of fact.

      • 161 walt walker January 29, 2015 at 21:50

      • 162 Professor VJ Duke January 29, 2015 at 22:07

        Wow. Walt, you’re impressive with that axe.

      • 163 walt walker January 29, 2015 at 22:02

        Oh dear, I didn’t mean for that to be so…very large.

      • 164 Professor VJ Duke January 29, 2015 at 22:07

        It looks awesome. Actually, I love it that big.

    • 165 Professor VJ Duke January 28, 2015 at 23:56

      Haha…isn’t that a perfect description for a gun?

      • 166 Susan P January 29, 2015 at 02:55

        Without a doubt!

      • 167 Professor VJ Duke January 29, 2015 at 21:37

        I thought that up on the spot!

      • 168 Susan P September 9, 2016 at 16:08

        This is a novelty?

  13. 169 Simply Skeptical January 28, 2015 at 16:06

    Aw… too bad you’re not going to know if the katana would have blocked the bullet or not Prof. Not arrested! Oh well, guess you can’t feel sorry for yourself now – (Laughing here). I most certainly can relate to Mark since I’m a Manly fan too! (Giggles) I wonder what Amelia’s next move shall be? Watch out Prof. she’s an aggressive one.

    • 170 Professor VJ Duke January 28, 2015 at 23:56

      She is! Do you think I should slice her head off?

  14. 171 Debbie January 28, 2015 at 15:54

    Rats and a heifer! I just KNEW nothing good was going to come of trying to sneak your way into a city run by Amelia! Now your buddies have escaped, leaving you to face the wickedness. Good thing you’ve got the katana, though I must say, Mr. Malone’s gun just might be a worthy opponent (if he’s competent with it, that is!). I like the picture of him wearing a blue suit — probably matches his eyes, of course! We can only hope Daddy Salami creates enough of a distraction that you can escape, Professor!

    • 172 Professor VJ Duke January 28, 2015 at 23:55

      Great PA! It does match his eyes. But I’m curious as to see what they’re up to… Now honestly…do you think Amelia likes me?

      • 173 Debbie January 29, 2015 at 00:48

        How could she not? Everybody likes guitar players, Professor. Especially if they can wield a knife, too! (I’d watch that curiosity of yours if I were you, though. You remember the story of Pandora and her box, don’t you??!)

      • 174 Professor VJ Duke January 29, 2015 at 21:29

        Is that where she opens up a box of donuts? *hazy history*

  15. 175 FictionFan January 28, 2015 at 15:37

    I TOLD you to flee!! But would you listen?!? Oh, no – not you! I suppose you were convinced you could flirt your way out of it… *starts to flounce but then realises she’s not finished*. And I would very much like to know, my dear, dearest but completely untrustworthy Professor, exactly why you chose not to leave with Manly-Man and his plump chum, but instead hung around smiling… SMILING, forsooth… with Amelia??? *spits* Thank goodness DS turned up! You’re so susceptible to that little minx’s fluttering (probably false) eyelashes… *pauses, checks if she’s done now – and flounces off*

    • 176 FictionFan January 28, 2015 at 15:41

      Dadblameit! *flounces back* And another thing! It would have been very cool to stop a bullet with your kantana. Kinda makes me hope Mark shoots… *stomps off, too tired to flounce*

      • 177 Professor VJ Duke January 28, 2015 at 23:53

        *laughs* All that flouncing will kill you! I suppose you want me dead now. Rats.

      • 178 FictionFan January 29, 2015 at 12:58

        It depends…

      • 179 Professor VJ Duke January 29, 2015 at 21:44

        On…?

      • 180 FictionFan January 30, 2015 at 15:25

        Yesterday’s post… poor Prof!

      • 181 Professor VJ Duke January 30, 2015 at 21:51

        That means I”m dead. *ducks*

      • 182 FictionFan January 31, 2015 at 08:17

        Don’t call me Ducks, Chicky!!!

      • 183 Professor VJ Duke February 1, 2015 at 19:45

        *laughing lots* Well, you’ve just gone and given yourself a nickname, I fear.

      • 184 FictionFan February 2, 2015 at 14:06

        *laughs* You dare, Lemony!!

      • 185 Professor VJ Duke February 2, 2015 at 22:42

        You have to admit it might fit you a bit.

      • 186 FictionFan February 3, 2015 at 15:45

        *sticks out tongue and quacks*

      • 187 Professor VJ Duke February 3, 2015 at 19:39

        Ducks!

      • 188 FictionFan February 4, 2015 at 15:50

        Aims low…

      • 189 Professor VJ Duke February 4, 2015 at 21:33

        Hey!

    • 190 Susan P January 28, 2015 at 16:01

      What FeF said.

      • 191 L. Marie January 28, 2015 at 22:55

        What Susan P said.

      • 192 Professor VJ Duke January 29, 2015 at 00:06

        I’m getting ganged up on!

      • 193 Professor VJ Duke January 28, 2015 at 23:56

        Don’t listen to her!

      • 194 Susan P January 29, 2015 at 02:53

        Oh, I find her a woman of wisdom and chocolate.

      • 195 Professor VJ Duke January 29, 2015 at 21:37

        *holds ears*

      • 196 Susan P September 9, 2016 at 16:09

        If it was not you, I would say that was rude.

    • 197 Professor VJ Duke January 28, 2015 at 23:52

      *laughing lots* I just saw a half-flounce! Awesomely cool. Untrustworthy?! Now hold on there! Why in the world of peaches is the professor untrustworthy?!! I’m smiling ’cause I’m excited to se what they’re up to…aren’t you? Aren’t you the least bit curious?

      Minx…such a mean word. But I’ll have to add it to my dictionary. That’s sorta a neat word. I’ll have to look at her eyelashes now…I’ve never noticed them.

      • 198 FictionFan January 29, 2015 at 12:57

        *laughs against her will* Flouncing is such fun! Yes! Untrustworthy, sir! Fickle and flirtatious! And with more ladies than Mr R!!! So, so cruel! I am curious…but also terrified! I fear it won’t be long before my C-W-W and that…that…creature start dating… *screams*

        Don’t you dare gaze at her eyes!!! I shall… I shall… spontaneously combust!!

      • 199 Professor VJ Duke January 29, 2015 at 21:44

        So you can’t be too mad at me if you’re laughing! That’s good. Flirtatious? I am not! Everyone flirts with me, so I seem that way…that must be it. You’re insulting me to my core… *rots on the spot* I won’t date her, promise.

        Aren’t you curious now what color they are? Maybe crazy-colored like your favorite.

      • 200 FictionFan January 30, 2015 at 15:23

        Ah, but I posted that comment before I read your last post. Huh! How can you say these things with a straight face, sir! Well, I guess dating Amelia is one way to stop other girls from flirting with you…

      • 201 Professor VJ Duke January 30, 2015 at 21:51

        *stutters* Umm…uhh…I’m going for a ride in the 900S!

      • 202 FictionFan January 31, 2015 at 08:15

        You should be trading that in for a nice safe family model now…

      • 203 Professor VJ Duke February 1, 2015 at 19:45

        You mean a minivan? *dies* I’ll go get a vette.

      • 204 FictionFan February 2, 2015 at 14:04

        You’re going to keep your kids in the back of a minivan?? Cool!

      • 205 Professor VJ Duke February 2, 2015 at 22:41

        Isn’t that where you put kids?

      • 206 FictionFan February 3, 2015 at 15:45

        Me? I usually put them in the piranha tank…

      • 207 Professor VJ Duke February 3, 2015 at 19:39

        *gulps* I need one of those!

  16. 208 PorterGirl January 28, 2015 at 15:27

    Oh my! This was so exciting I almost fell off my chair. There are many, many things I like about this episode and here are some of them – MM saying FH is too big to fit in a cell. Your reasoning for knowing why one is under arrest (brilliant). Lying about the sign. The description of MM’s gun. The general drawing of weapons. The appearance of DS! Too marvellous for words, Professor. I cannot wait to see how this turns out…

    • 209 Professor VJ Duke January 28, 2015 at 23:49

      Aw, thanks, Lucy! I should have left with them huh? What bothers me about the whole situation is myself. You see, I’m so curious to see what they’re up to, that I wanted to stay. But it’s not because of Amelia! You mustn’t think that, you know.

      • 210 PorterGirl January 29, 2015 at 06:58

        *laughs* I would be curious too, Professor! And Amelia must be stopped. I don’t know what she is up to but I am pretty sure that whatever it is, she should be stopped somehow. And you are the fellow to do it!

      • 211 Professor VJ Duke January 29, 2015 at 21:41

        I sure am! I’m a ruthless warrior. Full of…spikes! On the inside. She’ll wish she never messed with me!

      • 212 PorterGirl January 30, 2015 at 06:19

        Spiky on the inside – how marvellous! I think she has it coming. But be careful, she is a wiley one…

      • 213 Professor VJ Duke January 30, 2015 at 21:24

        She is! I”m sending her to Old College!

      • 214 PorterGirl January 31, 2015 at 08:31

        You must. I will show her the gardens *evil cackle*

      • 215 Professor VJ Duke February 1, 2015 at 19:48

        *laughs* Yes please!


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