Skipping, Jogging, and Running

Cashew City is the perfect place to have a snack (if you like cashews—which, the sudden, you must!) and catch up with different PL’ers. You see, it’s a gathering joint of sorts.

Now, I got embroiled in an interesting conversation. The conversation was about skipping, jogging, and running.

Mr. Ratherquite chuckled softly, but it was loud enough to let Ruber Salami know that he though his point was ridiculous.

“What, eh?” Ruber asked, his one eyebrow twitching a bit. “Don’t you like me point?”

“Not at all,” Mr. Ratherquite said. “Jogging is the best form of exercise one could possibly have.”

Now, the red-haired lady, who was sitting on Mr. Ratherquite’s left, and the blond-curled lady, who was sitting on his right, seemed shocked with that assessment.

“But, Mr. Ratherquite,” the red-haired lady said. “Running is by far better for a person’s cardiovascular system.”

Mr. Ratherquite chuckled again, and patted her hand. “Not at all, dear. You’re completely wrong.”

“No, no, no,” Sandra Salami said (she was sitting across from Mr. Ratherquite), “she has an excellent point.”

Mr. Ratherquite smiled. It was a belittling smile, too. “No, she doesn’t.”

Sandra was just as obstinate. “Yes, she does.”

The ladies both giggled. Mr. Ratherquite’s ladies, that is.

“I’m with Sandra,” Ruber announced.

“Me too,” Schwarz Tauptinker said. “Your points are all chicky.” He was looking at Mr. Ratherquite.

Mr. Ratherquite shook his head. “You’re all just ganging up on me just to gang up. And that’s rude and quite crude.”

Now, up to this point, I’d been quiet, but I decided to say:

“Now see here, here’s how it is, you should know: Little girls and boys skip about (or a very vicious older man might do that) and people who don’t want to jog, sprint. And people who don’t want to sprint, jog.”

I think everyone seemed to agree with that.

Except Mr. Ratherquite. “You’re wrong, dear P.VJ…”

“No, he’s not,” Sandra said. I don’t think she really likes Mr. Ratherquite.

“Tell you what,” Schwarz put in, “we’re all right in different ways.”

“Now, how is that possible?” Ruber asked.

Schwarz laughed. “It’s not.”

“I oughta beat your eyes in!”

“Chickit!” Schwarz exclaimed. “You do that and I’ll beat your eyes in!”

“Enough fighting!” Mr. Ratherquite called out suddenly. “The fact is what the fact is. Skipping is far better for one that either jogging or running.”

“Hold on a for an hour!” I called. “You changed! Before you said jogging was the best.”

Mr. Ratherquite went red. “Did I?”

The ladies both nodded.

“Well, then…”

“The fact is what the fact is,” Schwarz reminded.

And Mr. Ratherquite left.

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136 Responses to “Skipping, Jogging, and Running”


  1. 1 bardictale April 29, 2015 at 14:59

    Where were the promised cashews?

    • 2 Professor VJ Duke April 29, 2015 at 19:32

      Did I forget to dish them out?

      • 3 bardictale April 29, 2015 at 20:07

        It seems so, my friend. Early birthday present for yourself?

      • 4 Professor VJ Duke April 30, 2015 at 12:52

        *looks guilty* Well maybe. Here’s a few for you, though.

      • 5 bardictale April 30, 2015 at 21:01

        Thank you, sir! But an early present is an early present. Enjoy~^

      • 6 Professor VJ Duke May 1, 2015 at 18:05

        No, I insist!

      • 7 bardictale May 2, 2015 at 20:36

        Alright then. *munch* thank you for your generosity, sir!

      • 8 Professor VJ Duke May 3, 2015 at 18:38

        It is my pleasure! *bows and his hat falls off*

      • 9 bardictale May 3, 2015 at 22:25

        *picks up hat and dusts it off*

      • 10 Professor VJ Duke May 4, 2015 at 19:56

        And look how dusty it is!

      • 11 bardictale May 4, 2015 at 20:02

        Dunno. Looks rather fine to me. *Tries on hat* I’ll take it if you don’t want it.

      • 12 Professor VJ Duke May 4, 2015 at 20:05

        Well…does it go with your outfit?

      • 13 bardictale May 5, 2015 at 07:27

        Really professor, it’s a hat. The outfit fits itself to the hat and not the opposite.

      • 14 Professor VJ Duke May 5, 2015 at 19:44

        That’s a good point. But I’m not convinced, Bard!

      • 15 bardictale May 6, 2015 at 16:06

        Are you suggesting that a hat doesn’t suit me?

      • 16 Professor VJ Duke May 7, 2015 at 18:55

        Well…of course not! Do you wear a Pats baseball cap?

      • 17 bardictale May 7, 2015 at 19:00

        Why would I wear a Pats baseball cap?

      • 18 Professor VJ Duke May 7, 2015 at 19:01

        ‘Cause you’re a fan of course!

      • 19 bardictale May 7, 2015 at 19:04

        I am?

      • 20 Professor VJ Duke May 10, 2015 at 18:53

        I think so…aren’t you?

      • 21 bardictale May 11, 2015 at 09:33

        Um…baseball isn’t my sport.

      • 22 Professor VJ Duke May 13, 2015 at 19:43

        Football?

      • 23 bardictale May 14, 2015 at 07:13

        Fencing.

      • 24 Professor VJ Duke May 15, 2015 at 15:53

        Oh, that’s girly! You should do…rock climbing, or something like that.

      • 25 bardictale May 17, 2015 at 06:21

        Girly?! Bah! You’ve never fenced, have you?

      • 26 Professor VJ Duke May 18, 2015 at 21:43

        No…but…it’s such a slim sword…

      • 27 bardictale May 19, 2015 at 07:08

        Wicked sharp, and not that easy to wield. I dare you to try!

      • 28 Professor VJ Duke May 19, 2015 at 20:19

        They’re flimsy!

      • 29 bardictale May 20, 2015 at 08:53

        Makes them harder to dodge

  2. 30 Lady Dunamis April 21, 2015 at 18:14

    I have always imagined Mr. R to be plump and round as well as rude and crude. So him giving his opinion is, well, how should i put this…quite unwelcomed. Am I right about this PVJ?

    • 31 Professor VJ Duke April 22, 2015 at 14:50

      You’re right on, LadyD. Right on. He couldn’t run to save his life. He’s bigger than an NT, see.

  3. 32 Nancy Loderick April 21, 2015 at 16:25

    So Professor,

    I think this entire conversation is just an excuse to sit and do nothing, rather than run, jog or skip. :)

    Nancy

    • 33 Professor VJ Duke April 22, 2015 at 14:49

      Nancy, you’re right on! You know, it’s like me. I have the hardest time starting to exercise. I hate pull-ups and push-ups. Bet Mr. Ken does too!

      • 34 Nancy Loderick April 22, 2015 at 16:44

        Hi Professor,

        You are spot on about Mr. Ken. Whenever I even start to talk about exercise, if Mr. Ken doesn’t run screaming from the room, he gets a very pained look on his face. You know that look, the one you have when you’re about to have a root canal. :)

        Nancy

      • 35 Professor VJ Duke April 24, 2015 at 16:10

        *laughing lots* I know it well. Poor Mr. Ken. You should just give him a few donuts.

  4. 36 Simply Skeptical April 21, 2015 at 00:06

    Oh my, my. Why does everybody always pick on poor Mr. R.? His lady’s let him down they should have slapped all those piling up on him. All they do is giggle; enough to drive one Punchy dadblameit! :-)

    • 37 Professor VJ Duke April 22, 2015 at 14:41

      Hey! Are you saying the professor should’ve been slapped?

  5. 38 Micah Kipfer April 20, 2015 at 23:59

    Reading about people talking about exercise sure wears a body out. Whoo! Just thinking about reading about people talking about exercise makes my knees wobbly.

    • 39 Professor VJ Duke April 22, 2015 at 14:41

      *laughing lots* that’s a good point. I was reading about this fellow who swam for hours. That made me tired straight off. Why is that, do you suppose?

      • 40 Micah Kipfer April 22, 2015 at 19:39

        I don’t know. With that one vowel appearing three times in exercise, one would think it should read with ease.

      • 41 Professor VJ Duke April 24, 2015 at 16:11

        For sure. Micah, I think someone’s messing with us.

  6. 42 Jackie April 20, 2015 at 20:47

    Same dadblamery different day!

    • 43 Professor VJ Duke April 20, 2015 at 23:09

      The story of TPL, Jackie!

      • 44 Jackie April 20, 2015 at 23:27

        Indeed!

      • 45 Professor VJ Duke April 22, 2015 at 14:40

        *laughs*

  7. 46 Louis from VA April 20, 2015 at 19:49

    XD What a scene. I’m with Mr. Ratherquite’s sudden revelation at the end. Skipping Reigns Supreme!

    • 47 Professor VJ Duke April 20, 2015 at 23:09

      *laughing* It’s even better than jogging?

      • 48 Louis from VA May 1, 2015 at 02:36

        Absolutastically! *skips away*

      • 49 Professor VJ Duke May 1, 2015 at 18:07

        Wonderfulest word ever!

  8. 50 Debbie April 20, 2015 at 17:46

    I’m with Audrey — as long as one is MOVING, one is helping oneself stay healthy. Skipping is fine for little kids (one rarely sees adults skipping about!); jogging, fast walking, or running are what more adults should be doing. By the way, I’m not sure I’d like visiting Cashew City. Can’t eat nuts, see? Oh, well, you’ve portrayed interesting dynamics among all these ladies, Mr. R. and Schwarz — congrats on recognizing and pointing out Mr. R’s opinion change, too!

    • 51 Professor VJ Duke April 20, 2015 at 23:08

      I did feel spicy about that one! And did you see how it caught him off guard? I fear Mr. R is full of hot air!

      No! Nuts are tasty at times. But I think even the professor is allergic to a few, you should know.

      Skipping…yeah, I wouldn’t do it. But I might jog. Or run. Or sprint. Or jump. Jumping is fun.

  9. 52 Heartafire April 20, 2015 at 17:37

    Skipping is fine unless you get beaten to a pulp by the park bully. Sandra needs to skip right out of that bad ‘tude she has. Care to jog down to the Starbucks…they have cinnamon buns there.

    • 53 Professor VJ Duke April 20, 2015 at 23:07

      Do they? Cinnamon buns sound awesome! Do they have icing?

      A park bully! I’d beat him up, see.

      • 54 Heartafire April 20, 2015 at 23:13

        if you can skip and take on a bully then by all means join me for a cinnamon bun with lost of warm icing dripping down the sides,
        I had a feeling you could take on any bully that might molest us as we skipped through the park.

      • 55 Professor VJ Duke April 22, 2015 at 14:40

        I’d cut their livers out! Hot icing sounds tasty.

      • 56 Heartafire April 22, 2015 at 19:02

        Nothing quite like hot cinnamon buns following the dissection of a liver, you’re my kind of professor!

      • 57 Professor VJ Duke April 24, 2015 at 16:11

        *Laughing* Are you in the medicine business, Hollie?

      • 58 Heartafire April 24, 2015 at 16:17

        I try to stick to “real” pharmaceuticals! :-D

      • 59 Professor VJ Duke April 24, 2015 at 16:20

        Cool! *laughs a bit* Is it fun?

      • 60 Heartafire April 24, 2015 at 16:24

        I’m a member in good standing of the “just say no” league. I’m just naturally bananas.

      • 61 Professor VJ Duke April 26, 2015 at 20:14

        *laughing* How can I get membership?

      • 62 Heartafire April 26, 2015 at 20:28

        haha! the line is short for this club.

      • 63 Professor VJ Duke April 28, 2015 at 20:34

        Well, I’m officially in line the sudden.

      • 64 Heartafire April 29, 2015 at 02:47

        yaay! :-)

      • 65 Professor VJ Duke April 29, 2015 at 19:29

        *fist thingy*

      • 66 Heartafire April 29, 2015 at 20:26

        yes, that too!

      • 67 Professor VJ Duke April 30, 2015 at 12:54

        Sweet!

  10. 68 walt walker April 20, 2015 at 16:24

    In Cashew City, is everything made of cashews? Like buildings walled with them? Streets paved with them? I fear I would eat everything in sight, then get sick, and never want to eat them again. Which would be sad, because I love them. And they me.

    • 69 Professor VJ Duke April 20, 2015 at 23:07

      *laughs* Well, Walt, as much as this might hurt you, we can’t be too sure that they reciprocate your love, now can we? I mean…they don’t eat you, see.

      Well, not everything is. But most things are. Like street lights, for instance.

      • 70 walt walker April 21, 2015 at 00:35

        I think you can be sure. They look at me with love as I approach, the cashews.

      • 71 Professor VJ Duke April 22, 2015 at 14:42

        Now I’m sorta jealous. Okay, out with it: what’s your secret?

  11. 72 InfiniteZip April 20, 2015 at 16:02

    I love cashews….but I love Brazil nuts better. I wonder if they have a Brazil city…I would even skip there…

    • 73 Professor VJ Duke April 20, 2015 at 23:06

      *laughs* Can you ride Rosie? You know, with a saddle and all. Brazil nuts! What are they like?

      • 74 InfiniteZip April 21, 2015 at 09:24

        The yummiest nuts in the universe. And yes you can ride Rosie, just give her some wine to keep her calm🍷

      • 75 Professor VJ Duke April 22, 2015 at 14:48

        Is she fast? No! Cashews are the yummiest!

      • 76 InfiniteZip April 22, 2015 at 19:44

        Lightning fast and Brazil nuts are so much better 😃

      • 77 Professor VJ Duke April 24, 2015 at 16:12

        No! Shoes all the way.

  12. 78 desertdweller29 April 20, 2015 at 15:47

    I’m 100% with Walt on this. Someone needs a good belting.

    • 79 Professor VJ Duke April 20, 2015 at 23:05

      Well…would it be Mr. R or Sandra?

      • 80 desertdweller29 April 21, 2015 at 00:28

        Let’s say both, then we’ll skip over to Cashew City and grab a fistful. Bring your sword in case they need cracking. I love cashews!

      • 81 Professor VJ Duke April 22, 2015 at 14:41

        Me too! Do you like them salty or sweet?

      • 82 desertdweller29 April 22, 2015 at 22:39

        Spicy!

      • 83 Professor VJ Duke April 24, 2015 at 16:17

        *fist thingy* Right on, DD.

      • 84 desertdweller29 April 24, 2015 at 17:30

        *fist thingy* back to you!

      • 85 Professor VJ Duke April 26, 2015 at 20:16

        Well, thank you, madam. I used to think it was a fist pump, not bump. That’s why I say that now.

      • 86 desertdweller29 April 26, 2015 at 21:22

        That’s why “thingy” is so great. Covers all the bases… High fives are too 80’s, I say. Wonder what’s next? Elbow swats? A return to bowing? The head nod is probably safest…

      • 87 Professor VJ Duke April 28, 2015 at 20:34

        You know, I just did an elbow swat with an older chap at church! Imagine!

  13. 88 sonmi upon the Cloud April 20, 2015 at 14:57

    Skipping is the most efficient way to travel. Speedy, and fun too. Everyone should try a bit of skipping Professor.

    – sonmi skipping up and down the Cloud

    • 89 Professor VJ Duke April 20, 2015 at 23:05

      You’re skipping on a cloud! Now that’s skill. I should have a go at it. How do you get up on a cloud? Is there a ladder?

      • 90 sonmi upon the Cloud April 21, 2015 at 17:40

        Something like this – http://www.trendhunter.com/trends/nuclear-playhouses
        But we can get a stenna stair lift in for you if you like *sonmi blowing a raspberry, laughing and running away quick smart*

      • 91 Professor VJ Duke April 22, 2015 at 14:50

        *laughs* How about a hot air balloon?

      • 92 sonmi upon the Cloud April 22, 2015 at 14:54

        Might be a problem with my extensive pin collection.

        – s.u.t.C

      • 93 Professor VJ Duke April 22, 2015 at 14:54

        Ohh…is it a sharp pin collection?

      • 94 sonmi upon the Cloud April 22, 2015 at 14:59

        *wonders if he’s a full shilling today or not, and sticks a large hatpin in him to check*.

        – s.u.t.C

      • 95 Professor VJ Duke April 24, 2015 at 16:05

        *screams and bounces fifty feet into the air*

  14. 96 walt walker April 20, 2015 at 14:26

    I would have belted someone. Not sure who.

    • 97 Professor VJ Duke April 20, 2015 at 23:05

      Not the professor! *grabs Walt’s boomerang*

      • 98 walt walker April 21, 2015 at 00:33

        No, not you! But… *snatches back boomerang*

      • 99 Professor VJ Duke April 22, 2015 at 14:41

        Rats. Who?

  15. 100 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 20, 2015 at 13:58

    I feel bad for Mr. Ratherquite. What does Sandra have against him? I believe he was ganged up on, for sure. Any and all three are the best sort of movement, professor. The heart beating quickly is the only result that matters. I think everyone should skip, well, everyone but me. Maybe galloping is a better option overall.

    • 101 Professor VJ Duke April 20, 2015 at 23:04

      You don’t like skipping; you’d rather gallop? Now that, madam, is an intense interest the sudden, you should know. *wonders how he’d gallop*

      I suppose Sandra doesn’t like his red cheeks. Do you?

      • 102 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 21, 2015 at 03:57

        Yes, I think a gallop is in order. I’m glad I could hold your interest, my dear. What has you wondering, Sir? *hands you the other stick pony* * shows how you lead with one foot as the other trails behind almost dragging itself* *looking quite marvelous holding the reins of her pony named Star* *wonders what his pony’s name is*

        Yes, I like his red cheeks. I like most things red, as you know.

      • 103 Professor VJ Duke April 22, 2015 at 14:47

        *laughing* You know, I actually made one of those years ago? Okay, mine is called…Devilmuch. How’s that for a name? I think it’s rather good. Well, I was thinking on how to gallop. But you showed me.

        Yes, I do know this. I do, too. Even though I don’t have many red things. *angered the sudden*

      • 104 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 22, 2015 at 22:03

        You did? So you could play cowboy? Well that’s a fitting name for pony. He’ll probably buck you off. I like him already.

        *laughs* You’ll find some things along the way.

      • 105 Professor VJ Duke April 24, 2015 at 16:17

        Well, it was for an arts and crafts class? Or something like that. He will buck lots. That’s why I’ll keep him in the stable.

        I hope!

      • 106 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 24, 2015 at 21:24

        Or something like that… Now, if he’s going to stay in the stable he’ll need lots of carrots and a good brushing.

        *laughs*

      • 107 Professor VJ Duke April 26, 2015 at 20:17

        Oh, I won’t brush the beast!

      • 108 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 27, 2015 at 02:28

        Who will then?

      • 109 Professor VJ Duke April 28, 2015 at 20:40

        You?

      • 110 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 29, 2015 at 01:52

        Ha. Fine, you always get out of working.

      • 111 Professor VJ Duke April 29, 2015 at 19:29

        Well, when you get my age, I’ll let you off too.

      • 112 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 29, 2015 at 21:57

        Maybe I already am your age.

      • 113 Professor VJ Duke April 30, 2015 at 12:58

        You’re probably a bit younger.

      • 114 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister April 30, 2015 at 19:39

        Totally…*sigh*

  16. 115 L. Marie April 20, 2015 at 13:16

    Well, that made me laugh! I think this is the first time Mr. Ratherquite fled the scene before anyone. He put his foot in his mouth. But did he skip away or jog away?
    So Sandra dislikes Mr. Ratherquite? Interesting. I guess that means Mr. Ratherquite will not acquire a third lady.

    • 116 Professor VJ Duke April 20, 2015 at 23:04

      *smiles bigly* Too true. I think Sandra is a bit too…strong-willed to be Mr. R’s lady. She’d have to smack him a few times, you know. Then a few more times for fun.

      *laughs* Mr. R did leave first which is a wonder! I bet that has never happened before. And I think Schwarz had a lot to do with it.

  17. 117 Susan P April 20, 2015 at 13:02

    I think Schwarz made him change because he’s the one who is always skipping off. Personally, I prefer a quick walk.

    • 118 Professor VJ Duke April 20, 2015 at 23:02

      Now, now. This is an interesting point. What is the different betwixt a fast walk and a skip?

      • 119 Susan P April 21, 2015 at 01:06

        With a fast walk, both feet must be simultaneously on the ground. A skip allows for one foot at a time but must be touching the ground.

      • 120 Professor VJ Duke April 22, 2015 at 14:44

        Now, do you suppose a skip, then, actually, after a long time, causes pain? Betting so!

      • 121 Susan P April 22, 2015 at 14:57

        I really cannot imagine. I always travel by camel.

      • 122 Professor VJ Duke April 24, 2015 at 16:04

        I must needs ride one, the sudden. I hear they yawn.

      • 123 Susan P April 24, 2015 at 21:37

        They spit. Or so I’ve heard. But that there desert of yours? Donkeys would be good traveling there.

      • 124 Professor VJ Duke April 26, 2015 at 20:21

        That’s true. But…they’d steal my water, see.

  18. 125 PorterGirl April 20, 2015 at 11:47

    *Laughing lots* Oh dear, Mr R rather got himself into a pickle there, didn’t he? I almost feel sorry for the chap. But he shouldn’t have argued with Sandra, isn’t she training to be a doctor? I am afraid that he thinks all ladies are as daft as his Ladies! Always good to see Schwarz out and about, putting his point across.
    In case anyone cares – I like skipping the best.

    • 126 Professor VJ Duke April 20, 2015 at 23:02

      Skipping! I think I like sprinting. But I take it back the sudden. I tried to do some of that the other day…my legs nearly fell off.

      Aha! Mr. R did. But Sandra is far brighter than his daft ladies, good point. Though, I think if Mr. R’s ladies freed themselves from his grip…they’d be much better overall.

      • 127 PorterGirl April 21, 2015 at 05:13

        Goodness me, that is a wonder. One must take good care of the legs or they might drop off and make a break for it.
        I wonder if the Ladies secretly like their situation – I mean, all they have to worry about is their hair and getting mildly offended. Imagine what would happen if they broke free! They would probably start a rock band.

      • 128 Professor VJ Duke April 22, 2015 at 14:48

        *laughs* Those amazing pants…they tell legs to do that sort of thing, the buggers.

        I think you’re right. There’s lots of pent up…passion and anger going on there. I think they’d be the drummer and guitarist. Or maybe a bassist. Mr. R might join, then, and be the singer.

      • 129 PorterGirl April 22, 2015 at 15:01

        The pants, although amazing, are very naughty indeed.
        Pent up is the right meaning for it, I am thinking. Let us hope it stays pent up – for everyone’s sake! They could ask MM to play bass, even if he does only have one string. Actually, Mr R might have quite a good voice. Loud, anyway.

      • 130 Professor VJ Duke April 24, 2015 at 16:06

        Very loud and obnoxious, I’m sure. Ew!

        Nah, you play instead of MM. He just makes noise, see.

      • 131 PorterGirl April 24, 2015 at 16:29

        Ew! Indeed!
        Alright then, you have convinced me. But, hang on… Mr R might think I am one of his Ladies then! Oh, no…

      • 132 Professor VJ Duke April 26, 2015 at 20:14

        Just hit him over the head with the bass if he acts up. That’ll fetch him.

      • 133 PorterGirl April 27, 2015 at 04:59

        Ah, that’s the thing. I shall indeed! I will play a little tune on his bonce.

      • 134 Professor VJ Duke April 28, 2015 at 20:40

        Bonce! You’re always saying such cool words…

      • 135 PorterGirl April 28, 2015 at 21:02

        *laughing lots* it means ‘head’. Quite a good one, isn’t it?

      • 136 Professor VJ Duke April 29, 2015 at 19:23

        Head! It is a good one. A wonder, too. I love it.


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